@ChiefScott (ChiefScott) posted a new topic, subject "HELLO...   hello...". It read:

   **HELLO** … HELLO… **hello** … hello…
    
    Seven time zones away.  
    Waiting for the Open Championship coverage to start.  
    Work done for the day.  
    And no one around to play with.
    
    _harumphing over toCNNSI.COM_
    
    Well, I may stick around for a couple minutes…
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To which @Michi (Michi) replied

    Well, I'm here…but I am getting ready to go to bed. I just got home from work.
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So @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) replied

    Oo, oo!
    
    Hottie on board! Fuck golf!
    
    Hello, baby. In your nightie yet?
    
    _Did I say that first part aloud?_
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Then @Michi (Michi) said

    Nope, no nighty, just my white cotton undies!
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After which, @DRY (DRY) added

    > *Originally posted by Michi *  
    >  **Nope, no nighty, just my white cotton undies! **
    
    MUST…THINK…ABOUT…BASEBALL…STATISTICS…
    
    (not working)
    
    I wonder how fast I can get from LA to Tampa?
    
    Screw it, I'll just take a cold shower.
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To which @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) replied

    Oo, whitie-tighties! Half-bra? Under wire? Victoria's Secret? Bikinis or briefs?
    
    Have you applied your nighttime moisturizer yet?
    
    If not, I volunteer to liberally apply it… all over!
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After which, @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) added

    YOU are excused, **DRY**! Stand down.
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So @Michi (Michi) replied

    No again, Chief…no bra…just my underwear!
    
    I am not ready to apply my moisturizer just yet. I haven't taken my hot bath (with bubbles).
    
    Anyway, I do have to get going now. I'm exhausted.
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Then @JBurton99 (JBurton99) said

    Good lord Chief, Don't let her get away from ya. <grin>
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Then @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) said

    Oh, well. She's gone.
    
    **A babe with bare boobs in a bubble bath.**
    
    Dr. Seuss didn't have my alliterative skills…
    
    Boy, I can strike out half a world from the game! Gotta be a new low.
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Then @DRY (DRY) said

    > *Originally posted by Michi *  
    >  **No again, Chief…no bra…just my underwear!
    > 
    > I am not ready to apply my moisturizer just yet. I haven't taken my hot bath (with bubbles).
    > 
    > Anyway, I do have to get going now. I'm exhausted. **
    
    “How bravely thou becomest thy bed, fresh lily,  
    And whiter than the sheets!”  
    –Cymbeline, Act 2, Scene ii  
    8b7c:f320:99b9:690f:4595:cd17:293a:c069leeing from Chief Scott8b7c:f320:99b9:690f:4595:cd17:293a:c069
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So @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) replied

    Putz.
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Then @purrplebear (purrplebear) said

    It's ok Chief; she's gone. Tell yer lil swabbie to ‘stand down'! 8b7c:f320:99b9:690f:4595:cd17:293a:c069eevil Grin!8b7c:f320:99b9:690f:4595:cd17:293a:c069  
    (She _is_ WAY cute, isn't she?)
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To which @purrplebear (purrplebear) replied

    RATS! BIG FAT HAIRY ONES!
    
    That last post was not from PB; I'm VB! Now how the hell do I get this changed back?!
    
    Sheesh! This is almost as bad as sharing my toothbrush!
    
    And if anyone doesn't believe I'm not Purp, then one word: ROACH!
    
    (She can't stand'em)
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To which @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) replied

    Nice try, **pb**.
    
    We all **VB** would never “smilie” me, even with the Wally in the sig.
    
    Ya can't fool anyone, putz.
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To which @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) replied

    We all **know** … blah, blah, blah.
    
    Also I like your budding lesbian tendancies. **Mr. Bear** know?
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After which, @aenea (aenea) added

    Jeez Chief! Maybe it's your sublte hints that scared her off.
    
    Nothing like ferocious intensity to set the mood. :eek:
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Then @ChiefScott (ChiefScott) said

    Hell, **aenea**! I ain't messing around no more! It's been _too_ long!
    
    BTW, what aren't you wearing?
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So @Mr_Bear (Mr Bear) replied

    > *Originally posted by purplebear *  
    >  RATS! BIG FAT HAIRY ONES!
    > 
    > That last post was not from PB; I'm VB! Now how the hell do I get this changed back?!
    > 
    > Sheesh! This is almost as bad as sharing my toothbrush!
    > 
    > And if anyone doesn't believe I'm not Purp, then one word: **ROACH!**
    > 
    > (She can't stand'em)
    
    That's all the proof I need! She can't say the name little lone type it!
    
    > ChiefScott  
    >  We all know… blah, blah, blah.
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    >           Also I like your budding lesbian tendancies. Mr. Bear know?
    >     
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    I am now!
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To which @Falcon (Falcon) replied

    Poor Chiefy…all alone with no one to play with. 
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