 know what it'll be a bad time to cross the plank right now: a Smoker."
"Man, I hope Phase Two has rides..."
"Last one in is a rotten egg!"
"Rochelle and the biker dude sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
Ellis: "Hey! I saw the way you two looked at each other!"
[ Seeing the tour admission fee sign ] "Should we leave some money?"
[ Upon entering the sewer water ] "Nick, wasn't that suit supposed to be white?"

Ellis: "Oh. 
[In response to Nick telling himself it's only a drainage sewer] "Don't smell like it."
Nick: "Ellis, I need this".
"Don't know why...I was thinkin' there'd at least be a couple of rides in here."
[ In the Safe Room ] "Hey, Ro, now I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think that awesome biker dude has a little crush on you."
Rochelle: "Well I think someone has a crush on that awesome biker dude."
Ellis: " Well I don't doubt it! That is a cool guy!"
"Mm-hmm, I saw the way you two were looking at each other. Maybe the four of us can go on a double date."
"Don't remind me, Nick. I am a nervous wreck over here."
Nick: "What're you nervous about?  Now, you can watch Nick take care of business."
Nick: "Like you've been walking through a sewer."
Ellis: "Well, you got a turd on your shoulder."
Nick: "I'm not even gonna look."
"Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, Zoe―I can say that all day long. Zoey, Zoey, Zoey. Man, I just love saying it, really."
"Man, I don't know. With the hat, or without it?"
"Nick, I don't need that kind of pressure, man."
"Ah, nah, she ain't goin' nowhere, that ain't like her."
"Yeah, it was like love at first sight. The other four seconds were gravy."
"Ro, it's the zombie apocalypse. First datin' days are over. Nick, by the way, I'm gonna have to borrow your suit 'cause we're skippin' right to the marriage, brother, then we're goin' cross country. Just her, me, and the Jimmy Gibbs Jr."
Coach: You wanna come with us? We can leave Ellis behind to make room for you guys.
Ellis: Wait, what!?
Francis: Nice car.
Francis: Really? You mean that car used to belong to the Taco Dog?
Ellis: I know,... Wait, what? Jimmy Gibbs Jr. was a legend.
Francis: Yup, you got that right.  I wonder what ever happened to that dog...
Ellis: Can we not talk about dogs?!
[Alternate] Francis: Really? How does she handle?
Ellis: Pulls a little to the left.
[Upon two Tanks inbound] "HOLY SHIT!!"

 An' then I'm gonna name it after her."
"Oh, man, I wish there was something I could give you back, Zoey!"
"A girl who can shoot? I am in love!"
"Man, you tell me Zoey don't look good with that gun."
"Umph! Tell me Zoey don't look good with that gun."
"Tell me she don't look good with that gun."
"Hey, nice shot, Zoey!"
[ While pouring can into the Generator ] "One more in the gennie!"
"This thing can't fit much more!"
"Man, I hope that girl is gonna be all right. Man, I hope I didn't break her heart."
"Man, I sure hope I get to see her again."
"Hey, thanks, Zoey! I won't forget you!"
"Thanks, Zoey...I will always remember you."
[ Returning to Jimmy Gibbs's stock car ] "I'm comin'! I'm so sorry I le-he-eft you!"
[Alternate] "Man, this is the longest run of my life!"
" I'm comin' baby, I'm comin'! "
"Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! Man, I just love saying it!"
[ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Sorry, folks. This car is capable of miracles, but it can't drive over 20 miles of parked cars. I think we're walkin'."
[ Beginning of Dark Carnival ] "Hey, guys, can I have a second? Alone. With the car. I got some things that need saying."
[ To the stock car ] "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever sat between... I love you..."
[ To the stock car ] "Well, this is it. Let's not make it harder than it needs to be. You did good. Thank you."
Nick: “I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we ain't driving through this."
Ellis: "Sorry, guys, guess this wasn’t such a hot idea after all."
Ellis: [Alternate Line] "Now that was just uncalled for. Serious."
Nick: [Alternate Line] "Don't sweat it, Ellis, at least you got us out of that mall."
"Dude, if we had my monster truck, we could drive over all this."
"I ain't never been so scared of clowns."
[ After shooting several stuffed elephants ] "I think I might win somethin'..."
"Into the blasted-out hole of love!"
[(Rarely) In the air conditioning duct] "From what I know of videogames, there's gonna be somethin' cool in here."
"From what I know of videogames, vent crawlin' is a good thing."

[ Upon seeing the sign leading into Kiddie Land ] "Check it out―Kiddie Land!"
[ Upon seeing the sign leading into Kiddie Land ] "Holy SHIT, guys, KIDDIE LAND!"
Coach: "I swear, doesn't it sometimes feel like we're babysitting?"
Rochelle: Well, he is making the best of a bad situation.
Nick: "He's like a five-year-old with guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swearword in the English language."
Rochelle: "I wish I could be that happy...  WHOOO, KIDDIE LAND!"
"Ain't nobody been swimmin' in this pool for a while."
"Dude, they got the park all lit up!"
That'd be Whispering Oaks Amusement Park, right there!"
"People got to be in that park."
"Coach, you're breathing a little hard. You okay?"
"Look at those poor people. All they wanted to do was go for a swim."
"I never once thought a merry-go-round would turn on me."
"I mean, what is this world coming to when you dread a merry-go-round?"
"Can we stop and make some cotton candy? Seriously."
"I saw 'em in '07. Front row center! Lost my eyebrows."
"I heard when they play, you can see the show from SPACE!"
"I heard they have to cancel the show if there's a breeze, 'cause any town downwind'll catch on fire!"
"'Stay on That Mountain'! First single off their Ten Past Midnight album. I love that song."
"Uh, yeah, they're a pretty big deal, alright."
"Man, would you look at all these rides? And no LINES! Wish we weren't in such a hurry."
"It's like we bought the park and got every ride to ourselves! That's the third thing I was gonna do if I ever won the lottery."
"I wanna ride one! Just one! Just lemme ride The Screaming Oak once. Man, when we ever gonna be here again?"
"Man, how can you not like Lil' Peanut? I love this little guy!"
"You guys are jaded. I used to have his toys when I was just bite-sized. That little stuffed peanut was the best friend a boy could have."

"A little vent crawlin'."
[ When entering the Tunnel of Love ] "Dang, look at Nick's jacket (laughs)."
"This ain't that kinda ride, Nick. [Whispering] This is where you make out with your girlfriend."
"We have to run The Coaster? 
"Aw, man, that's the Screaming Oak!"
"Nick, remember the time we ran across the top of a roller coaster?"
"What next? Dinosaurs flying down from the sky and shooting lasers out of their eyes?"
[ After Coach explains the plan in Stage 5 ] "So we gotta set up to rock and then fight zombies? This is the best day of my life!"
"And that'll signal the chopper pilot! Man, this is gonna be like the...fourth