manchester united manager louis van gaal says he has been dreaming of beating rivals city in sunday 's derby at old trafford but will have to do so without robin van persie . van persie said he was fit to feature in the game against city on sunday after ankle trouble but van gaal has ruled him out . ` most of the players are fit but being fit for me is different , ' van gaal said . robin van persie will not return to the fray for manchester united against manchester city on sunday . louis van gaal explained at his press conference on friday that van persie is not yet fit enough to play . united players train in the sunshine ahead of their game against local rivals city on sunday . a passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei , the capital city of eastern china 's anhui province , when it smashed to the ground . according to airport officials he had not wanted to let his bottom touch the seat because he was ` worried it might not be clean ' . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet when it collapsed , leaving him hospitalised . the smashed up toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . but he was caught out when the porcelain toilet then tipped over and shattered on the floor , cutting the man in several places . the injured man was found bleeding on the toilet floor after he had telephoned his travelling companions for help . he had been too embarrassed to shout for help and had hoped they would assist but he was too badly hurt for anything other than an immediate trip to hospital . despite regular changes to the new tricks cast , viewers have always been able to rely on the familiar presence of dennis waterman . but now the 66-year-old has revealed that he too is leaving the hit bbc one drama , and will appear in only the first two episodes of the next series because he ` misses the old team ' . the original cast , when the programme began in 2003 , featured alun armstrong , james bolam and amanda redman , but over the years they have been replaced by denis lawson , nicholas lyndhurst and tamzin outhwaite . dennis waterman -lrb- far right -rrb- now stars alongside tamzin outhwaite , denis lawson -lrb- left -rrb- and nicholas lyndhurst -lrb- far left -rrb- . waterman 's spokesman said yesterday : ` dennis has decided to quit new tricks . there are another ten episodes -lsb- for series 12 -rsb- that they are going to start filming in november and he will be in two of them . authorities and emergency personnel arrived to check the man into a hefei hospital , where he received several dozens stitches on his left leg and buttocks . then man broke the toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . the passenger reportedly confessed to his friends that he was squatting on the toilet , but later changed his story to the police , possibly to avoid paying compensation , and said he was sitting when the poorly built toilet gave way . authorities said they believed the incident was an accident . ` dennis misses the old crew , the original line-up . the chemistry between them on the set was remarkable . ' he added that there had been ` no big falling out ' -- simply that the old team had worked together for a long time . ` all of the other leading cast members decided the time was right for them to leave one by one , and now dennis has decided it is his time . ' bolam quit in 2012 saying the show had gone stale , while redman left in 2013 claiming that filming took too long . it is not known who will replace waterman , who also sings the programme 's theme . police spokesman bo chiang said : ` in any case , we would like to remind people that these toilets are for sitting on , not for standing on . ' ` robin is not fit enough to play . ' waterman with the original cast of the bbc one drama , who have all left the show over the last few years . with city rocking after defeat at crystal palace on monday , van gaal and his players have an opportunity to finish as high as second or third and avoid a champions league qualifying fixture later in the summer . the united boss wants his side to move towards that target by taking all three points against city . van gaal said : ' i dream of it . every player should dream of the victory . ` of course i want to win because it 's a big step up the table also . if we win then third place is available . van gaal watches on as he prepares his side for his first manchester derby at old trafford . manager van gaal -lrb- left -rrb- oversees the training while captain wayne rooney runs with the ball . goalkeeper david de gea -lrb- left -rrb- , winger angel di maria -lrb- centre -rrb- and radamel falcao were in training action . rooney leads the way in training as he runs through some cones in the sunshine on friday in manchester . -lrb- left to right -rrb- di maria , juan mata , falcao , marcos rojo and ander herrera prepare to take on city . ' a few months ago , nobody would have thought about that , apart from me . ` if we win then the position in the table is good as we would then almost certainly be qualified for the top four . and if we are third it 's better than the goal we set in pre-season . ' van gaal acknowledged that city will provide a stern challenge to his team and played down the idea he will be motivated by revenge , after losing the away fixture earlier in the campaign . ` we have lost 1-0 , that is my history , the last game , ' van gaal said . ' i say always in such games , always , you have to control your aggression . ` we did not do that at that time . so i hope we have learned from that moment . i can not say because we lost that game that we have to win this game . ` in my opinion , you can lose to man city two times . that is possible . ' the united boss also ruled out a potential return for luke shaw . like van persie , van gaal does not yet consider him fit enough to feature . ' i do n't think shaw is fit enough to play , ' van gaal said . ` but i can not say they are not fit , but in my opinion they are not fit to play . that is a different question . ' luke shaw is another player yet to be at the standard of match fitness required by van gaal . -lrb- left to right -rrb- rooney , ashley young , goalkeeper anders lindegaard and michael carrick have a breather . falcao -lrb- left -rrb- and antonio valencia -lrb- second right -rrb- look in high spirits as they prepare for the derby . herrera will be hoping to continue the fine form that has seen him become one of united 's key players recently . van gaal admitted he is looking forward to sampling the derby atmosphere at old trafford , as he takes on city with home advantage for the first time since arriving at the club . ` when i see the fans of man utd , they are supporting us in a marvellous way , i think , ' van gaal said . ` after matches , i give our fans a big compliment , not because i have to , because then i would n't say it . i say it because i feel it . '
jin pai was standing on rim of a toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport . the porcelain toilet then tipped over and shattered on the floor . the 35-year-old is left with deep cuts to his leg and buttocks .
manchester united manager louis van gaal says he has been dreaming of beating rivals city in sunday 's derby at old trafford but will have to do so without robin van persie . van persie said he was fit to feature in the game against city on sunday after ankle trouble but van gaal has ruled him out . ` most of the players are fit but being fit for me is different , ' van gaal said . robin van persie will not return to the fray for manchester united against manchester city on sunday . louis van gaal explained at his press conference on friday that van persie is not yet fit enough to play . united players train in the sunshine ahead of their game against local rivals city on sunday . a passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei , the capital city of eastern china 's anhui province , when it smashed to the ground . according to airport officials he had not wanted to let his bottom touch the seat because he was ` worried it might not be clean ' . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet when it collapsed , leaving him hospitalised . the smashed up toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . but he was caught out when the porcelain toilet then tipped over and shattered on the floor , cutting the man in several places . the injured man was found bleeding on the toilet floor after he had telephoned his travelling companions for help . he had been too embarrassed to shout for help and had hoped they would assist but he was too badly hurt for anything other than an immediate trip to hospital . despite regular changes to the new tricks cast , viewers have always been able to rely on the familiar presence of dennis waterman . but now the 66-year-old has revealed that he too is leaving the hit bbc one drama , and will appear in only the first two episodes of the next series because he ` misses the old team ' . the original cast , when the programme began in 2003 , featured alun armstrong , james bolam and amanda redman , but over the years they have been replaced by denis lawson , nicholas lyndhurst and tamzin outhwaite . dennis waterman -lrb- far right -rrb- now stars alongside tamzin outhwaite , denis lawson -lrb- left -rrb- and nicholas lyndhurst -lrb- far left -rrb- . waterman 's spokesman said yesterday : ` dennis has decided to quit new tricks . there are another ten episodes -lsb- for series 12 -rsb- that they are going to start filming in november and he will be in two of them . authorities and emergency personnel arrived to check the man into a hefei hospital , where he received several dozens stitches on his left leg and buttocks . then man broke the toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . the passenger reportedly confessed to his friends that he was squatting on the toilet , but later changed his story to the police , possibly to avoid paying compensation , and said he was sitting when the poorly built toilet gave way . authorities said they believed the incident was an accident . ` dennis misses the old crew , the original line-up . the chemistry between them on the set was remarkable . ' he added that there had been ` no big falling out ' -- simply that the old team had worked together for a long time . ` all of the other leading cast members decided the time was right for them to leave one by one , and now dennis has decided it is his time . ' bolam quit in 2012 saying the show had gone stale , while redman left in 2013 claiming that filming took too long . it is not known who will replace waterman , who also sings the programme 's theme . police spokesman bo chiang said : ` in any case , we would like to remind people that these toilets are for sitting on , not for standing on . ' ` robin fitness required by van gaal . -lrb- left to right -rrb- rooney , ashley young , goalkeeper anders lindegaard and michael carrick have a breather . falcao -lrb- left -rrb- and antonio valencia -lrb- second right -rrb- look in high spirits as they prepare for the derby . herrera will be hoping to continue the fine form that has seen him become one of united 's key players recently . van gaal admitted he is looking forward to sampling the derby atmosphere at old trafford , as he takes on city with home advantage for the first time since arriving at the club . ` when i see the fans of man utd , they are supporting us in a marvellous way , i think , ' van gaal said . ` after matches , i give our fans a big compliment , not because i have to , because then i would n't say it . i say it because i feel it . '
against local rivals city on sunday . a passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei , the capital city of eastern china 's anhui province , when it smashed to the ground . according to airport officials he had not wanted to let his bottom touch the seat because he was ` worried it might not be clean ' . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet when it collapsed , leaving him hospitalised . the smashed up toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . but he was caught out when the porcelain toilet then tipped over and shattered on the floor , cutting the man in several places . the injured man was found bleeding on the toilet floor after he had telephoned his travelling companions for help . he had been too embarrassed to shout for help and had hoped they would assist but he was too badly hurt for anything other than an immediate trip to hospital . despite regular changes to the new tricks cast , viewers have always been able to rely on the familiar presence of dennis waterman . but now the 66-year-old has revealed that he too is leaving will be in two of them . authorities and emergency personnel arrived to check the man into a hefei hospital , where he received several dozens stitches on his left leg and buttocks . then man broke the toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . the passenger reportedly confessed to his friends that he was squatting on the toilet , but later changed his story to the police , possibly to avoid paying compensation , and said he was sitting when the poorly built toilet gave way . authorities said they believed the incident was an accident . ` dennis misses the old crew , the original line-up . the chemistry between them on the set was remarkable . ' he added that is not fit enough to play . ' waterman with the original cast of the bbc one drama , who have all left the show over the last few years . with city rocking after defeat at crystal palace on monday , van gaal and his players have an opportunity to finish as high as second or third and avoid a champions league qualifying fixture later in the summer . the united boss wants his side to move towards that target by taking all three points against city . van gaal said : ' i dream of it . every player should dream of the victory . ` of course i want to win because it 's a big step up the table also . if we win then third place is available . van gaal watches on as he prepares his side for his first manchester derby at old trafford . manager van gaal -lrb- left -rrb- oversees the training while captain wayne rooney runs with the ball . goalkeeper david de gea -lrb- left -rrb- , winger angel di maria -lrb- centre -rrb- and radamel falcao were in training action . rooney leads the way in training as he runs through some cones in the sunshine on friday in manchester . -lrb- left to right -rrb- di maria , juan mata , falcao , marcos rojo and ander herrera prepare to take on city . ' a few months ago , nobody would have thought about that , apart from me . ` if we win then the position in the table is good as we would then almost certainly be qualified for the top four . and if we are third it 's better than the goal we set in pre-season . ' van gaal acknowledged that city will provide a stern challenge to his team and played down the idea he will be motivated by revenge , after losing the away fixture earlier in the campaign . ` we have lost 1-0 , that is my history , the last game , ' van gaal said . ' i say always in such games , always , you have to control your aggression . ` we did not do that at that time . so i hope we have learned fitness required by van gaal . -lrb- left to right -rrb- rooney , ashley young , goalkeeper anders lindegaard and michael carrick have a breather . falcao -lrb- left -rrb- and antonio valencia -lrb- second right -rrb- look in high spirits as they prepare for the derby . herrera will be hoping to continue the fine form that has seen him become one of united 's key players recently . van gaal admitted he is looking forward to sampling the derby atmosphere at old trafford , as he takes on city with home advantage for the first time since arriving at the club . ` when i see the fans of man utd , they are supporting us in a marvellous way , i think , ' van gaal said . ` after matches , i give our fans a big compliment , not because i have to , because then i would n't say it . i say it because i feel it . '
manchester united manager louis van gaal says dreaming beating rivals city in sunday 's derby at old trafford but will do without robin van persie. van persie said he fit feature against city on sunday after ankle trouble but van gaal has ruled. ` most of fit but being fit for me different, ' van gaal. robin van persie will the fray manchester united against manchester city sunday. louis van gaal explained at friday van persie is yet fit. united players train the sunshine ahead local rivals city on sunday. a passenger waiting an airport terminal has hospitalised deep cuts on buttocks broke a toilet he squatting. passenger jin pai, 35, was standing the rim a toilet hefei xinqiao international airport eastern china 's anhui province it smashed to. according airport officials he not wanted let his bottom touch seat because ` worried it not clean ' passenger jin pai, 35, was standing the rim a toilet it collapsed, leaving hospitalised the smashed up toilet hefei xinqiao international airport. but he caught out when the porcelain toilet then tipped shattered on, cutting several places the injured man bleeding after telephoned his travelling companions for. he had too embarrassed shout for help hoped they assist but badly for anything an immediate trip. despite regular changes the new tricks cast, viewers rely the familiar presence dennis waterman but now 66 revealed too leaving the hit bbc one drama, appear because ` misses the old team ' the original cast, when the programme began 2003, featured alun armstrong james bolam amanda redman over denis lawson nicholas lyndhurst tamzin outhwaite dennis waterman -lrb- far right now stars alongside tamzin outhwaite, denis lawson left and lyndhurst far. waterman 's spokesman yesterday : ` dennis has decided quit new tricks. there another ten episodes -lsb- for series 12 that they start filming he two of. authorities and emergency personnel arrived check the man into a hefei hospital, received several dozens stitches on buttocks then man broke the toilet hefei xinqiao international airport. the passenger reportedly confessed his friends squatting, later changed possibly paying compensation said sitting when the poorly built toilet gave authorities said believed. ` dennis misses the old crew, the original line-up. the chemistry them on the set was remarkable. ' he added there ` no big falling -- simply the old team worked. ` all the other leading cast members decided the time one, now dennis it. ' bolam quit in 2012 saying the show gone stale, while redman left claiming filming took. it known who will waterman, also sings the programme 's theme. police spokesman bo chiang : ` in, would remind these toilets for sitting, standing. ' ` robin is not fit enough. ' waterman with the original cast the bbc one drama, who have all left over. with city rocking after defeat crystal palace on monday, van gaal and his players have an opportunity finish as second or and avoid a champions league qualifying fixture later. the united boss wants his side move towards that target by taking against city. van gaal said : ' i dream it. every player should dream the victory. ` of course i want win because 's a big step the table also. if we win then third place available. van gaal watches on as prepares his side his first manchester derby old trafford. manager van gaal -lrb- left oversees the training while captain wayne rooney runs with. goalkeeper david de gea -lrb- left, winger angel and radamel falcao were in training action. rooney leads training as runs some cones the sunshine on friday in manchester. -lrb- left to right -rrb- di maria, juan mata falcao marcos rojo and ander herrera prepare take city. ' a few months, nobody about that, apart ` if we win then the position in good as would then almost qualified top. and if third it 's better the goal pre. ' van gaal acknowledged city will provide a stern challenge his team and played he motivated revenge, after losing the away fixture earlier. ` we lost 1, that my history, ' van gaal said. ' i say always in such games, always, you control your aggression. ` we did do at. so i hope we learned that moment. i can not say because we lost that game that. ` in my opinion, you lose to man city two. that possible. ' the united boss also ruled luke shaw. like van persie, van gaal does yet consider him fit feature. ' i do n't think shaw is fit enough, van gaal ` but i not say they fit, in. that a different question. ' luke shaw is another player yet at the standard match fitness required van gaal. -lrb- left to right -rrb- rooney, ashley young goalkeeper anders lindegaard and michael carrick have a breather. falcao -lrb- left and antonio valencia second right look in high spirits as prepare the derby. herrera will hoping continue the fine form become united 's key players recently. van gaal admitted looking sampling the derby atmosphere old trafford, as takes city with home advantage for arriving. ` when i see the fans man utd, supporting, ' van gaal said. ` after matches, i give our fans a big compliment, not because because then n't say. i say because. '
manchester united manager louis van gaal says he has been dreaming of beating rivals city in sunday 's derby at old trafford but will have to do so without robin van persie . van persie said he was fit to feature in the game against city on sunday after ankle trouble but van gaal has ruled him out . ` most of the players are fit but being fit for me is different , ' van gaal said . robin van persie will not return to the fray for manchester united against manchester city on sunday . louis van gaal explained at his press conference on friday that van persie is not yet fit enough to play . united players train in the sunshine ahead of their game against local rivals city on sunday . a passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei , the capital city of eastern china 's anhui province , when it smashed to the ground . according to airport officials he had not wanted to let his bottom touch the seat because he was ` worried it might not be clean ' . passenger jin pai , 35 , was standing on the rim of a toilet when it collapsed , leaving him hospitalised . the smashed up toilet in hefei xinqiao international airport in the city of hefei . but he was caught out when the porcelain toilet then tipped over and shattered on the floor , cutting the man in several places . the injured man was found bleeding on the toilet floor after he had telephoned his travelling companions for help . he had been too embarrassed to shout for help and had hoped they would assist but he was too badly hurt for anything other than an immediate trip to hospital . despite regular changes to the new tricks cast , viewers have always been able to rely on the familiar presence of dennis waterman . but now the 66-year-old has revealed that he too is leaving the hit bbc one drama , and will appear in only the first two episodes of the next series because he ` misses the old team ' . the original cast , when the programme began in 2003 , featured alun armstrong , james bolam and amanda redman , but over the years they have been replaced by denis lawson , nicholas lyndhurst and tamzin outhwaite . dennis waterman -lrb- far right -rrb- now stars alongside tamzin outhwaite , denis lawson -lrb- left -rrb- and nicholas lyndhurst -lrb- far left -rrb- . waterman 's spokesman said yesterday : ` dennis has decided to quit new tricks . there are another ten episodes -lsb- for series 12 -rsb- that they are going to start filming in november and he fitness required by van gaal . -lrb- left to right -rrb- rooney , ashley young , goalkeeper anders lindegaard and michael carrick have a breather . falcao -lrb- left -rrb- and antonio valencia -lrb- second right -rrb- look in high spirits as they prepare for the derby . herrera will be hoping to continue the fine form that has seen him become one of united 's key players recently . van gaal admitted he is looking forward to sampling the derby atmosphere at old trafford , as he takes on city with home advantage for the first time since arriving at the club . ` when i see the fans of man utd , they are supporting us in a marvellous way , i think , ' van gaal said . ` after matches , i give our fans a big compliment , not because i have to , because then i would n't say it . i say it because i feel it . '
 Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he has been dreaming of beating rival City in Sunday's derby. Van Gaal believes his team is fit to feature and will not be affected by Robin van Persie's absence. He also mentions that most players are fit, but some may not be ready to play. The article then goes on to describe an incident where Van Gaal was caught out without Robin van Persie during a press conference, and how he explained it away. It also talks about Van Gaal's past experiences with injuries and how he has learned from them.