by . danny penman . published : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . | . by . he 's been at the sharp end of football for the majority of his career but a former premier league striker seems to have met his match when literally trying his hand at another profession . mail on sunday reporter . published : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . | . updated : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ` retards ' who have a vendetta against her . the 69-year-old creator of itv 's prime suspect launched her shock rant at a literature festival in dubai this weekend , accusing the bbc of choosing trendier rivals over her . preston north end forward kevin davies has been through the wars during his 22 years in the beautiful game - being bumped and bruised by many an opposition defence . soliciting gasps for her language , she said : ` so many of them at the bbc are retards . outburst : leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ¿ retards ¿ who have a vendetta against her . updated : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . nothing creates more stress than when you feel trapped by illness . negative thoughts and worries leave you burnt-out and create tension in the body , aggravating illnesses and injuries . stress dampens the immune system and shuts down the body 's self-repair mechanisms . yet while it 's impossible to prevent stress arising , mindfulness can teach you how to deal with it . after practice , you realise that stress -lrb- like pain -rrb- is a ` message ' that melts away once it 's ` delivered ' or felt with full mindful awareness . when this occurs , happiness and peace fill the void . after practice , you realise that stress -lrb- like pain -rrb- is a ` message ' that melts away once it 's ` delivered ' such contentment boosts the immune system , restarts repair mechanisms and improves quality of life . this week 's meditation is the tension release , the final of three exercises taken from my book mindfulness for health : a practical guide to relieving pain , reducing stress and restoring wellbeing -lrb- piatkus -rrb- . ' i mean , to get something from the bbc commissioners ... this year i have had six projects turned down . ` they seem to have an absolute angst against me and yet paul abbott -lsb- the creator of channel 4 's shameless -rsb- is up there . ` i have done much more work than paul abbott . they are just retards and yet we have to deal with them all the time . they hate me . ' the aim is to move your awareness around the body , paying attention to areas of tension , and then to gently breathe ` into ' them . follow the instructions below or download an audio track at franticworld.com/mailonsunday . the 38-year-old is n't adverse to putting the boot in himself though - proven by the fact that he formerly held the record for the most premier league bookings by a player with 99 , alongside lee bowyer , before everton midfielder gareth barry took that unwanted stat this season . preston north end striker kevin davies tweeted a picture of his cut right hand after chainsawing on tuesday . however , davies ' latest injury is self-inflicted as the england international inadvertently hacked away at his right hand while operating a chainsaw . accompanied with the caption : ` chainsaw 2 kd 0 , ' the former bolton wanderers captain tweeted on tuesday a picture of his hand covered in two plasters where the damage had been done . it 's the second time in less than two months where preston 's no 9 has injured that part of his body . this is what happened to a driver who blindly followed his sat nav down a country lane - and left his roof suspended from a tree behind him . gloucestershire police were called to the incident on an unregistered road between the a417 and cowley in gloucestershire by the driver . the driver had followed his sat nav and ended up losing the roof of the lorry suspended in the air between a hedge and a tree . hung out to dry : officers tweeted a picture of the mishap to warn other drivers on country lanes . during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay 3-1 defeat to manchester united on february 16 , davies managed to play over an hour after team-mate joe garner accidentally crushed his left hand in the opening exchanges of the contest . a day later he tweeted a picture of his injury accompanied with the caption : ` sore hand today think my partner in crime joe garner landed on it ! ' davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- injured his left hand during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay defeat to manchester united . davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- suffered the injury after colliding with team-mate joe garner -lrb- centre -rrb- during the february tie . her extraordinary outburst is the second time she has ranted about the bbc 's ` very depressing ' commissioning policy . preferred : lynda la plante claimed paul abbott was favoured over her - despite the shameless creator barely working for the bbc since state of play aired in 2003 . three years ago she complained the corporation would rather opt for a muslim teenager 's script over hers , saying : ` if my name were usafi iqbadal and i was 19 , then they 'd probably bring me in and talk . ' however , her complaints about mr abbott seem misplaced as the burnley-born writer has barely worked for the bbc since his political thriller state of play aired in 2003 . he was commissioned to write a second series in 2006 but it was abandoned . he wrote the three-part bbc1 mini-series exile two years ago , and a one-off drama for bbc3 . miss la plante has previously complained it took ` a retinue of people ' to get in touch with ` the god ben stephenson ' -- the bbc 's head of drama commissioning . despite the injury , davies will be looking to play a helping hand in the deepdale outfit 's efforts to seal league one promotion this campaign . simon grayson 's currently side sit second in the table - eight clear of third-placed mk dons - following their 3-0 win at bradford on easter monday . the incident happened on an unregistered road between the a417 and cowley in gloucestershire . gloucestershire road police tweeted this picture of the van , along with a warning to other drivers to take care on country roads . they wrote : ` do n't always trust your sat nav and know the height of your vehicle . unfortunate rtc today in the county . ' police say they are considering pursuing the driver for the mercedes atego for a driving offence . davies , who was an unused substitute for their victory at valley parade , has found the net just once in all competitions for the club in his 38 appearances this season . davies -lrb- right -rrb- has found the net just once in all competitions for the club in his 38 appearances this season . creator : crime writer lynda la plante is best known as being behind hit itv show prime suspect which starred helen mirren . tweet from glos road police urging drivers to check the height of their lorries to avoid a similar fate .
kevin davies tweeted a photo of right hand cut in two places on tuesday . 38-year-old has scored one goal all season for preston north end so far . davies was an unused substitute in their 3-0 win at bradford on monday .
by . danny penman . published : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . | . by . he 's been at the sharp end of football for the majority of his career but a former premier league striker seems to have met his match when literally trying his hand at another profession . mail on sunday reporter . published : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . | . updated : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ` retards ' who have a vendetta against her . the 69-year-old creator of itv 's prime suspect launched her shock rant at a literature festival in dubai this weekend , accusing the bbc of choosing trendier rivals over her . preston north end forward kevin davies has been through the wars during his 22 years in the beautiful game - being bumped and bruised by many an opposition defence . soliciting gasps for her language , she said : ` so many of them at the bbc are retards . outburst : leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ¿ retards ¿ who have a vendetta against her . updated : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . nothing creates more stress than when you feel trapped by illness . negative thoughts and worries leave you burnt-out and create tension in the body , aggravating illnesses and injuries . stress dampens the immune system and shuts down the body the instructions below or download an audio track at franticworld.com/mailonsunday . the 38-year-old is n't adverse to putting the boot in himself though - proven by the fact that he formerly held the record for the most premier league bookings by a player with 99 , alongside lee bowyer , before everton midfielder gareth barry took that unwanted stat this season . preston north end striker kevin davies tweeted a picture of his cut right hand after chainsawing on tuesday . however , davies ' latest injury is self-inflicted as the england international inadvertently hacked away at his right hand while operating a chainsaw . accompanied with the caption : ` chainsaw 2 kd 0 , ' the former bolton wanderers captain tweeted on tuesday a picture of his hand covered in two plasters where the damage had been done . it 's the second time in less than two months where preston 's no 9 has injured that part of his body . this is what happened to a driver who blindly followed his sat nav down a country lane - and left his roof suspended from a tree behind him . gloucestershire police were called to the incident on an unregistered road between the a417 and cowley in gloucestershire by the driver . the driver had followed his sat nav and ended up losing the roof of the lorry suspended in the air between a hedge and a tree . hung out to dry : officers tweeted a picture of the mishap to warn other drivers on country lanes . during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay 3-1 defeat to manchester united on february 16 , davies managed to play over an hour after team-mate joe garner accidentally crushed his left hand in the opening exchanges of the contest . a day later he tweeted a picture of his injury accompanied with the caption : ` sore hand today think my partner in crime joe garner landed on it ! ' davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- injured his left hand during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay defeat to manchester united . davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- suffered the injury after colliding with team-mate joe garner -lrb- centre -rrb- during the february tie . her extraordinary outburst is the second time she has ranted about the bbc 's ` very depressing ' commissioning policy . preferred : lynda la plante claimed paul abbott was favoured over her - despite the shameless creator barely working for the bbc since state of play aired in 2003 . three years ago she complained the corporation would rather opt for a muslim teenager 's script over hers , saying : ` if my name were usafi iqbadal and i was 19 , then they 'd probably bring me in and talk . ' however , her complaints about mr abbott seem misplaced as the burnley-born writer has barely worked for the bbc since his political thriller state of play aired in 2003 . he was commissioned to write a second series in 2006 but it was abandoned . he wrote the three-part bbc1 mini-series exile two years ago , and a one-off drama for bbc3 . miss la plante has previously complained it took ` a retinue of people ' to get in touch with ` the god ben stephenson ' -- the bbc 's head of drama commissioning . despite the injury , davies will be looking to play a helping hand in the deepdale outfit 's efforts to seal league one promotion this campaign . simon grayson 's currently side sit second in the table - eight clear of third-placed mk dons - following their 3-0 win at bradford on easter monday . the incident happened on an unregistered road between the a417 and cowley in gloucestershire . gloucestershire road police tweeted this picture of the van , along with a warning to other drivers to take care on country roads . they wrote : ` do n't always trust your sat nav and know the height of your vehicle . unfortunate rtc today in the county . ' police say they are considering pursuing the driver for the mercedes atego for a driving offence . davies , who was an unused substitute for their victory at valley parade , has found the net just once in all competitions for the club in his 38 appearances this season . davies -lrb- right -rrb- has found the net just once in all competitions for the club in his 38 appearances this season . creator : crime writer lynda la
by . danny penman . published : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . | . by . he 's been at the sharp end of football for the majority of his career but a former premier league striker seems to have met his match when literally trying his hand at another profession . mail on sunday reporter . published : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . | . updated : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ` retards ' who have a vendetta against her . the 69-year-old creator of itv 's prime suspect launched her shock rant at a literature festival in dubai this weekend , accusing the bbc of choosing trendier rivals over her . preston north end forward kevin davies has been through the wars during his 22 years in the beautiful game - being bumped and bruised by many an opposition defence . soliciting gasps for her language , she said : ` so many of them at the bbc are retards . outburst : leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ¿ retards ¿ who have a vendetta against her . updated : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . nothing creates more stress than when you feel trapped by illness . negative thoughts and worries leave you burnt-out and create tension in the body , aggravating illnesses and injuries . stress dampens the immune system and shuts down the body health : a practical guide to relieving pain , reducing stress and restoring wellbeing -lrb- piatkus -rrb- . ' i mean , to get something from the bbc commissioners ... this year i have had six projects turned down . ` they seem to have an absolute angst against me and yet paul abbott -lsb- the creator of channel 4 's shameless -rsb- is up there . ` i have done much more work than paul abbott . they are just retards and yet we have to deal with them all the time . they hate me . ' the aim is to move your awareness around the body , paying attention to areas of tension , and then to gently breathe ` into ' them . follow the instructions below or download an audio track at franticworld.com/mailonsunday . the 38-year-old is n't adverse to putting the boot in himself though - proven by the fact that he formerly held the record for the most premier league bookings by a player with 99 , alongside lee bowyer , before everton midfielder gareth barry took that unwanted stat this season . preston north end striker kevin davies tweeted a picture of his cut right hand after chainsawing on tuesday . however , davies ' latest injury is self-inflicted as the england international inadvertently hacked away at his right hand while operating a chainsaw . accompanied with the caption : ` chainsaw 2 kd 0 , ' the former bolton wanderers captain tweeted on tuesday a picture of other drivers on country lanes . during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay 3-1 defeat to manchester united on february 16 , davies managed to play over an hour after team-mate joe garner accidentally crushed his left hand in the opening exchanges of the contest . a day later he tweeted a picture of his injury accompanied with the caption : ` sore hand today think my partner in crime joe garner landed on it ! ' davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- injured his left hand during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay defeat to manchester united . davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- suffered the injury after colliding with team-mate joe garner -lrb- centre -rrb- during the february tie . her extraordinary outburst is the second time she it was abandoned . he wrote the three-part bbc1 mini-series exile two years ago , and a one-off drama for bbc3 . miss la plante has previously complained it took ` a retinue of people ' to get in touch with ` the god ben stephenson ' -- the bbc 's head of drama commissioning . despite the injury , davies will be looking to play a helping hand in the deepdale outfit 's efforts to seal league one promotion this campaign . simon grayson 's currently side sit second in the table - eight clear of third-placed mk dons - following their 3-0 win at bradford on easter monday . the incident happened on an unregistered road between the a417 and cowley in gloucestershire . gloucestershire road police tweeted this picture of the van , along with a warning to other drivers to take care on country roads . they wrote : ` do n't always trust your sat nav and know the height of your vehicle . unfortunate rtc today in the county . ' police say they are considering pursuing the driver for the mercedes atego for a driving offence . davies , who was an unused substitute for their victory at valley parade , has found the net just once in all competitions for the club in his 38 appearances this season . davies -lrb- right -rrb- has found the net just once in all competitions for the club in his 38 appearances this season . creator : crime writer lynda la plante is best known as being behind hit itv show prime suspect which starred helen mirren . tweet from glos road police urging drivers to check the height of their lorries to avoid a similar fate .
by. danny penman. published :. 17:00 est, 2 november. |. by. he 's at football but a former premier league striker seems met when literally trying another profession. mail on sunday reporter. published :. 17:02 est, 9 march. |. updated :. 17:02 est, 9 march. leading crime writer lynda la plante branded bbc chiefs ` retards. the 69-year-old creator itv 's prime suspect launched her shock rant a literature festival dubai this accusing the bbc choosing trendier rivals. preston north end forward kevin through the wars during the beautiful game - being bumped and bruised many an opposition defence. soliciting gasps her language, : ` so many at the bbc retards outburst : leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs �� retards � who. updated :. 17:00 est, 2 november. nothing creates when feel trapped illness. negative thoughts worries leave burnt- create tension, aggravating illnesses injuries stress dampens shuts. yet while 's impossible prevent stress arising, mindfulness teach after practice, you realise that stress -lrb- like pain a ` message melts once ` delivered or felt with full mindful awareness when this occurs, happiness peace fill. after practice, you realise that stress -lrb- like pain a ` message melts once ` delivered such contentment boosts, restarts repair mechanisms this week 's meditation the tension release, final of three exercises taken my book mindfulness health : relieving pain reducing restoring wellbeing -lrb- piatkus -rrb-. ' i mean, to get something the bbc commissioners... this year i six projects turned. ` they seem an absolute angst against yet paul abbott -lsb- the creator channel shameless -rsb- is up. ` i done paul abbott. they just retards yet deal all. they hate. ' the aim move your awareness, paying areas tension to gently breathe ` into ' them follow the instructions or an audio track at franticworld.com/mailonsunday. the 38 is n't adverse putting the boot himself though - proven formerly held the most premier league bookings by with 99, alongside lee bowyer, before everton midfielder gareth barry took that unwanted stat this preston north end striker kevin davies tweeted his cut right hand chainsawing on tuesday. however, davies ' latest injury self as the england international inadvertently hacked away operating. accompanied with the caption : ` chainsaw 2 kd 0, ' the former bolton wanderers captain tweeted tuesday a picture his hand covered two plasters where the damage it 's where preston no 9 injured that part. this happened a driver blindly his sat nav down a country lane - left his roof suspended from behind. gloucestershire police were an unregistered road the a417 cowley by. the driver had followed his sat nav ended losing the roof suspended between a hedge. hung out : officers tweeted to warn on country lanes. during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay 3-1 defeat manchester united february, davies managed play over after team-mate joe garner accidentally crushed a day tweeted his injury accompanied : ` sore hand today think my partner in crime joe garner landed it! ' davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- injured during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay defeat manchester united. davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- suffered the injury after team-mate joe garner -lrb- centre during the february tie. her extraordinary outburst is ranted the bbc 's ` very depressing ' commissioning policy. preferred : lynda la plante claimed paul abbott was favoured over her - despite the shameless creator barely working the bbc since state of play aired 2003. three she complained the corporation would rather opt a muslim teenager 's script hers, saying : ` if my name usafi iqbadal 19, they 'd probably bring talk. ' however her complaints mr abbott seem misplaced the burnley-born writer barely worked the bbc his political thriller state play aired he commissioned a second series 2006 abandoned. he wrote the three-part bbc1 mini-series exile two, a one-off drama for miss la plante has previously complained it took ` a retinue ' in ` the god ben stephenson -- the bbc 's head drama commissioning. despite the injury, davies will looking play a helping hand the deepdale outfit 's efforts seal league one promotion this campaign simon grayson 's currently side sit second - eight clear third-placed mk dons following bradford easter monday. the incident between the a417 cowley in. gloucestershire road police tweeted, along take country roads they wrote : ` do n't always trust your sat nav and know the height your vehicle. unfortunate rtc today in the county. ' police say considering pursuing the driver the mercedes atego for. davies, who an unused substitute their victory valley parade found the net just all competitions for davies -lrb- right -rrb- has found the net just all competitions for his 38 appearances. creator : crime writer lynda la plante is best being behind hit itv show prime suspect which starred helen mirren. tweet from glos road police urging drivers check the height a similar fate.
by . danny penman . published : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . | . by . he 's been at the sharp end of football for the majority of his career but a former premier league striker seems to have met his match when literally trying his hand at another profession . mail on sunday reporter . published : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . | . updated : . 17:02 est , 9 march 2013 . leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ` retards ' who have a vendetta against her . the 69-year-old creator of itv 's prime suspect launched her shock rant at a literature festival in dubai this weekend , accusing the bbc of choosing trendier rivals over her . preston north end forward kevin davies has been through the wars during his 22 years in the beautiful game - being bumped and bruised by many an opposition defence . soliciting gasps for her language , she said : ` so many of them at the bbc are retards . outburst : leading crime writer lynda la plante has branded bbc chiefs ¿ retards ¿ who have a vendetta against her . updated : . 17:00 est , 2 november 2013 . nothing creates more stress than when you feel trapped by illness . negative thoughts and worries leave you burnt-out and create tension in the body , aggravating illnesses and injuries . stress dampens the immune system and shuts down the body the instructions below or download an audio track at franticworld.com/mailonsunday . the 38-year-old is n't adverse to putting the boot in himself though - proven by the fact that he formerly held the record for the most premier league bookings by a player with 99 , alongside lee bowyer , before everton midfielder gareth barry took that unwanted stat this season . preston north end striker kevin davies tweeted a picture of his cut right hand after chainsawing on tuesday . however , davies ' latest injury is self-inflicted as the england international inadvertently hacked away at his right hand while operating a chainsaw . accompanied with the caption : ` chainsaw 2 kd 0 , ' the former bolton wanderers captain tweeted on tuesday a picture of his hand covered in two plasters where the damage had been done . it 's the second time in less than two months where preston 's no 9 has injured that part of his body . this is what happened to a driver who blindly followed his sat nav down a country lane - and left his roof suspended from a tree behind him . gloucestershire police were called to the incident on an unregistered road between the a417 and cowley in gloucestershire by the driver . the driver had followed his sat nav and ended up losing the roof of the lorry suspended in the air between a hedge and a tree . hung out to dry : officers tweeted a picture of the mishap to warn other drivers on country lanes . during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay 3-1 defeat to manchester united on february 16 , davies managed to play over an hour after team-mate joe garner accidentally crushed his left hand in the opening exchanges of the contest . a day later he tweeted a picture of his injury accompanied with the caption : ` sore hand today think my partner in crime joe garner landed on it ! ' davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- injured his left hand during preston 's fa cup fifth round replay defeat to manchester united . davies -lrb- bottom -rrb- suffered the injury after colliding with team-mate joe garner -lrb- centre -rrb- during the february tie . her extraordinary outburst is the second time she has ranted about the bbc 's ` very depressing ' commissioning policy . preferred : lynda la plante claimed paul abbott was favoured over her - despite the shameless creator barely working for the bbc since state of play aired in 2003 . three years ago she complained the corporation would rather opt for a muslim teenager 's script over hers , saying : ` if my name were usafi iqbadal and i was 19 , then they 'd probably bring me in and talk . ' however , her complaints about mr abbott seem misplaced as the burnley-born writer has barely worked for the bbc since his political thriller state of play aired in 2003 . he was commissioned to write a second series in 2006 but
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