text: Yo, check it out, here's the lowdown
  Talkin' 'bout a condition called Granulomatous Slack Skin, let me break it down
  Rare variant of mycosis fungoides, it's a disease
  Histologically characterized, gotta put your mind at ease
  
  T helper lymphocytes infiltrate, deep and variable
  Alteration of dermal elastic tissue, it's quite terrible
  Elastolysis, elastophagocytosis, and giant cells galore
  Clinically, unelastic, slack skin, flexural areas be sore
  
  Let me introduce a man, been livin' with it for twelve years
  In 2002, had surgery to alleviate his fears
  Loose and sagging skinfold, inguinal area's the site
  Then the opposite side, they had to make it right
  
  Bilateral inguinal hernia, a problem that they faced
  Repositioned the dislocated vasculature, had to be erased
  Confirmed the diagnosis, GSS is what they found
  Neoplastic lymphocytes, a deep, muscular infiltrate profound
  
  A year later, axillae needed some attention
  Another excision of GSS, a new intervention
  Now it's been two years, things are looking up
  Deambulation improving, but inguinal skin's acting up
  
  So there you have it, the story of this man
  Livin' with Granulomatous Slack Skin, it's part of his plan
  But he keeps on fightin', never lettin' it bring him down
  That's the spirit, keep on pushin', turnin' that frown upside down