text: Yo, check it out, listen up, here's the lowdown,
  Back in '71, we had a theory known,
  A memory resistor, they called it memristor,
  Just a harmless idea, nothing to blister.
  
  But in 2008, a device came alive,
  Claiming to be that memristor, ready to thrive,
  It wants recognition as a circuit's foundation,
  Rewriting textbooks, causing a sensation.
  
  Digital, analog, and neuromorphic power,
  This memristor promises, hour after hour,
  But hold up, wait a minute, let's get it straight,
  The memristor community lacks a debate.
  
  Incomplete relationships, they use without care,
  Ignoring activity and passivity, it's quite rare,
  They claim nonlinearity is the key to their game,
  But few researchers have dived into the same.
  
  Now our report's here, with a fresh perspective,
  Electrical engineering, charge management's objective,
  We're saying the 2008 memristor ain't the same,
  As the '71 postulate, it's a different game.
  
  Neither of them's fundamental, let that sink,
  The ideal memristor's unphysical, that's what we think,
  If you want a real memristor, it's a nonlinear blend,
  Resistors with hysteresis, that's the trend.
  
  And guess what? We ain't done, there's more to unfold,
  Only three fundamental passives in the mold,
  So take a step back and let our knowledge expand,
  'Cause we're breaking it down, showing where we stand.