text: Yo, check it out, y'all
  I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge, so stand tall
  We studied the indoprofen, the enantiomers, you see
  Injected the racemate in ten patients surgically
  
  The S(+)-enantiomer, the active one, it's true
  Had a mean volume of distribution, 8.97, no clue?
  Plus or minus 2.21, standard deviation
  While the R(-)-enantiomer had a different equation
  
  Its volume of distribution was 12.60, yo
  Plus or minus 4.21, now you know
  The S(+)-enantiomer had a lower value, see
  P less than 0.001, statistically
  
  When it came to clearance, the numbers were fly
  The S(+)-enantiomer had 32.2, oh my!
  Plus or minus 11.1, that's the way it goes
  While the R(-)-enantiomer had a higher dose
  
  48.8 was the value, plus or minus 15.5
  P less than 0.001, yo, that's no jive
  The clearance was significantly different, you know
  Between the enantiomers, it's a rap flow
  
  But when it comes to half-life, there ain't no strife
  No significant difference, it's the same in this life
  Mean terminal half-life, it's equal, my friend
  Between the enantiomers, it's a message we send