text: Yo, check out this paper, it's a real banger,
  Analyzing trends, cases, and patients' age, no danger.
  Tricyclic antidepressants (TCA) determination,
  Showing positive results, that's the foundation.
  
  Data collected in Kraków, toxicological lab,
  From December 2001 to August 2004, that's fab.
  The findings are dope, let me break it down for ya,
  Cases increasing exponentially, that's the formula.
  
  0.068% per day, the rate it climbs,
  Statistically significant? Nah, no signs.
  No correlation with day-length, it's all the same,
  Direction of change? Day of the week? Just a game.
  
  But hold up, the average age is on the low,
  Decreasing daily, that's the flow.
  0.0092 years per day, the rate it's dropping,
  Statistically speaking, the result's poppin'.
  
  Patients on different days, their age varies,
  On Tuesday to Friday, it gets kinda hairy.
  Starting from 30-year-olds on Monday, no joke,
  Ending with 48-year-olds on Friday, that's the stroke.
  
  But when the weekend hits, the average took a dive,
  Dropping to 38, it's just how we vibe.
  Then Monday comes around, the average is fly,
  About 46, that's no lie.
  
  So there you have it, the study's complete,
  With rap-style flavor, making it sweet.
  Trends, cases, and patients' age, all in sight,
  Now you're up to date, knowledge shining bright.