text: Yo, check it out, I got some knowledge to drop
  'Bout them bacteria in canine urine, don't you stop
  The counts show a bimodal distribution, man
  Just like in humans, that's the master plan
  
  So we gotta set a criteria, keep it real tight
  Significant bacteriuria, we gotta shine the light
  A count of 10(5) or more organisms/ml, that's the key
  In both dogs and humans, that's how it's gonna be
  
  The overall incidence in dogs was 1.4 percent
  But let me break it down, give you the content
  Bitches had a higher rate, compared to the males
  And older animals, yo, they were also set to fail
  
  Boxers had a larger proportion, listen to the facts
  It's 'cause they were older, that's their contract
  Now let's talk symptoms, what you gotta know
  Haematuria, incontinence, and frequent urination, yo!
  
  And don't forget, only 4.1 percent were asymptomatic
  The rest, they had signs, it was automatic
  So there you have it, the knowledge been laid
  Bacteria in canine urine, that's how it's played!