text: Check it out, y'all, listen close to what I say
  Gonna rap about some stats, keepin' it real all the way
  Talkin' 'bout hospital admissions, alcohol's the game
  Risk ratios and diagnoses, it's all in the name
  
  We calculated RRs, playin' it smooth and slick
  Direct age standardization, that's the trick
  If that didn't work, we used regression models tight
  For different social classes, marital status, day and night
  
  Now let's dive deep into the numbers, ladies in the mix
  Aged 25 to 64, this ain't no tricks
  Finnish National Hospital Discharge Register, the source
  From 1970 to 1975, yeah, that's the course
  
  We got data for 4212 females, all the info we need
  Admissions for alcohol poisoning, alcoholism, and alcohol psychosis indeed
  Marital status had an impact, RRs went high
  But social class mattered only for alcoholism, oh my!
  
  In each diagnostic group, different patterns we see
  Married farmers had the lowest rates, that's the key
  But divorced unskilled workers, they faced a tough plight
  Highest admission rates, they were in for a fight
  
  Now let's talk numbers, the RRs were fly
  For alcohol poisoning, it was 8, oh my, oh my
  For alcohol psychosis, a jump to 20, that's the score
  But hold on tight, for alcoholism, it went up to 75, hardcore
  
  These findings got us thinking, 'bout female alcoholism's sway
  The impact it has on their lives, day by day
  So let's discuss and reflect, see what it means
  To tackle this problem, find support and intervene