text: Yo, check it out, I'ma drop some knowledge on the oestrous cycle in the bitch,
  Got the literature reviewed, let me paint you a pitch.
  Studied 283 bitches, tryna find the right way,
  To determine ovulation, when it's time to play.
  
  Vaginal smears, clinical observations, and sugar tests,
  Figured out the best method, puttin' all others to rest.
  The sugar test, my friend, it's the way to go,
  Simple to use, in dog-breeding, it's a pro.
  
  Conception rate was mean, for the inseminated bitches,
  A solid 71 percent, success that enriches.
  So when it's time to mate or do some insemination,
  Remember this research, it's straight-up information.