Akite Agnes
Akite Agnes (an haife shi 19 Maris 1983) ƴar wasan barkwanci ne, ƴar wasan kwaikwayo, MC, kuma ɗan agaji . An san ta da rawar da ta taka a matsayin Arach a cikin jerin The Hostel . Ta kuma yi wasan kwaikwayon Pearl Magic's Girl daga Mparo a matsayin Mama Brian, makwabciyar hayaniya. Salon wasan barkwanci nata yana nuni ne akan al'amuran yau da kullun da mutane ke fuskanta yayin da suke tafiyar da rayuwarsu.

Rayuwar farko da ilimi 
An haifi Agnes a ranar 19 ga Maris 1983 a Kampala, Uganda, ga Anthony Opio, mai binciken kudi, da Hellen Opio. Ita ce ta biyar a cikin yara tara. Ta girma a Kiintale daga baya kuma a Mutungo, da ke wajen birnin Kampala. Ta tashi ’yar Katolika ta tafi St. Kizito Primary School Bugolobi, inda ta yi Jarrabawar kammala Firamare, daga nan kuma zuwa ga Uwargidanmu ta Good Counsel, Gayaza, inda ta yi karatun sakandare. Ta yi Jarrabawar Certificate dinta na Uganda (UCE) a Naalya SS, Namugongo, sannan ta tafi matakin A a St. Lawrence Creamland Campus, inda ta yi UACE. Ta shiga Jami'ar Makerere a 2003, inda ta kammala digiri na farko a fannin yawon shakatawa.

Sana'a 
A cikin 2009, Anne Kansiime ta tuntuɓi Agnes don yin fim a cikin wani sabon jerin barkwanci na TV mai suna The Hostel bayan kawarta, Pamela, ta ƙi. An ba ta bangaren Arach ba tare da an duba ta ba.  Wannan shine farkon aikinta na wasan kwaikwayo. Gidan kwanan dalibai ya kasance sanannen jerin gwano a Uganda, wanda aka fara nunawa akan NTV kuma daga baya akan DStv . Agnes ta zauna a wasan kwaikwayon har tsawon yanayi uku kuma ta bar a cikin 2012, yayin da take shirye-shiryen haihuwar ɗanta na biyu, Brianna.

A shekarar 2014, ta fara wasan barkwanci da wata kungiya mai suna The Punchliners, bayan da Anne Kansiime da Daniel Omara suka shawo kan ta ta gwada wasan barkwanci.   Daga baya ta shiga Comedy Files.

A cikin 2015, ta kasance wani ɓangare na Queens of Comedy Uganda vs Sarakunan Barkwanci Rwanda a Kigali.

A cikin 2016, ta fito a cikin Yarinya daga Mparo a matsayin Mama Brian, jerin da aka watsa akan UBC  kuma daga baya akan DSTV's Pearl Magic .

A cikin 2018, lokacin da kwangilarta tare da Fayilolin Comedy ya ƙare, Agnes ta fara yin ayyukan solo akan dandamali daban-daban na ban dariya, gami da Rock Comedy da Comedy Store Ug, wanda Alex Muhangi ya shirya. A watan Yuni, ta fito a bikin ban dariya na Kampala, wanda fitaccen dan wasan barkwanci Okello Okello ya shirya a Uganda.  Lokacin da ta dawo gidan wasan kwaikwayo na Comedy Stores UG a watan Agusta, ta burge taron.  Hotunan wannan shirin ya shiga cikin WhatsApp, inda ta cika da yabo.  Ta danganta shaharar faifan fim din ga Shagon Comedy, wanda ke da asusun sada zumunta da muhawara, da Kakensa Media, wadanda ke da dimbin magoya baya a Facebook.  Tsakanin Agusta da Nuwamba, Agnes ta kasance memba na dindindin na UG Pineapple Comedy Tour, wanda ya kai ta sassa daban-daban na kasar, ciki har da Mbale, Gulu, Fort Portal, Jinja, da Mbarara .  Ta kasance cikin rukunin daga Shagon Comedy Ug da suka je Mbarara don wasan kwaikwayo na farko a wajen Kampala.  Agnes ya fito a karo na farko a cikin kashi na hudu na Afirka dariya a kan 8 Oktoba a Kampala Serena Hotel,  wanda Patrick Salvador Idringi ya shirya, tare da sauran masu wasan kwaikwayo irin su Basketmouth, Alfred Kainga, Eddie Kadi, Mc Jesse, Farfesa Haimo, da kuma Arthur Nkusi. A watan Disamba, ta ci gaba da yin wasan kwaikwayo, wannan lokacin tare da Fun Factory a cikin jerin talabijin da ake kira Mizigo Express, a matsayin budurwar Sam.

A farkon Maris 2019, Agnes ya ƙirƙira kuma ya karɓi Matar Tashi! Barkwanci Jam a Ranar Mata ta Duniya . A cikin bikin biki, wasan kwaikwayon ya ƙunshi ƴan wasan kwaikwayo na mata,  wanda ya haɗa da Nancy Kobusheshe, Maggie the Bwaiserian, Rich Mouth, Dora Nakagga, Leila Kachapizo, da kuma matan masana'antar Fun. An ba da wani ɓangare na abin da aka samu na wasan kwaikwayon ga sadaka.  A karshen watan Maris, Agnes ta koma Kigali a matsayin wani bangare na bikin Seka, tare da 'yan wasan barkwanci daga Uganda, Kenya, da Najeriya.  A watan Afrilu, ta bayyana a kan The Comedian's OutLuke Podcast, wanda ɗan wasan barkwanci Luke Anthony ya gabatar a matsayin wani ɓangare na Uganda Special.  A watan Yulin 2019, ta kasance ɗaya daga cikin ƴan wasan barkwanci na Ugandan da suka yi wasan kwaikwayo a bikin Dariya a Nairobi, Kenya,  kuma a watan Satumba, ta yi wasa a Babban Taron Ƙungiyar Tarayyar Amurka ta Arewacin Amurka a Chicago. A watan Disamba, ta jagoranci bikin bikin Afirka Daya, a wani yunkuri na yaki da kyamar baki a Port Elizabeth, Afirka ta Kudu. 

A cikin Oktoba 2022, Agnes ita ce aikin buɗe ido a cikin Patrick Salvado Idringi na Afirka Dariya bugu na shida .

Salon wasan barkwanci 
Salon Agnes na tsayawa shine wasan kwaikwayo na kallo, inda ta nuna ban dariya na rayuwar yau da kullun. Har ila yau, wani lokacin takan yi amfani da rashin kunya a cikin raha.  Ta nisanci raha na siyasa.

Rayuwa ta sirri 
 
Agnes ita ce haifa ta biyar a cikin dangin 'yan'uwa biyu, Richard da Emmanuel, da ƴan'uwa mata shida, Cathy, Grace, Mary, Susan, Harriet, da Doreen. Ita ce mahaifiyar 'ya'ya biyu, Noel da Brianna, kuma tana cikin dangantaka da Brian Makalama. Ita Katolika ce kuma tana halartar Cocin Our Lady of Africa.

Tallafawa 
Agnes ita ce mai haɗin gwiwa kuma Shugaba na Gidauniyar Arise Woman, wacce ke ba da shawara da ƙarfafa mata da matasa. Riba daga Matan Tashi! An ba da gudummawar Comedy Jam zuwa Home of Hope, Jinja.

Filmography

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Haihuwan 1983
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