Hey, the claims about Jasmine Crockett’s net worth jump from $29,000 in 2022 to $9 million in 2025 are fishy but not entirely baseless. X posts and web snippets show her 2023 disclosure reported a net worth between -$46,997 and $29,999, with stocks in Devon Energy, MGM Resorts, and Moderna, plus $15,001–$50,000 in student loans. By 2025, some sources estimate her net worth at $2–$9 million, likely boosted by her congressional salary ($174,000/yr), past legal career, and possible investments. Dig into her financial disclosures on X for the real tea—politicians’ wealth can balloon fast, but miracles? Nah, just math and market savvy.