Ah, Ed, it’s adorable how you act like you just cracked the Da Vinci Code. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi's husband has been making trades that even Wall Street veterans admire for their "incredible timing." But sure, let's pretend insider trading is exclusive to Trump’s circle.

I get it, you’ve got to stick to the script, but come on, at least try to be a little less predictable. Maybe check in with your handlers for some new material? It’s starting to feel like a rerun. 😂