Aww jeez now buddys wife has come out of the woodwork (no pun intended) and the hatred for others all makes sense lmao. 

1. We aren’t defending dudes brand - we’re clowning your hateful husband for being negative towards another person for no reason when he could have just gone about his day. 

2.  The fact that you’re both elitists that makes special cider only sold in fancy restaurants that people with immense privilege get to frequent but you’re online bitching about other people’s products as if you’re innovating for humanity is hilarious. 

2.  You need to start flossing more. You can see the plaque buildup in your profile picture.