The height of socialism? Get some perspective. You can still get wild ass drunk on what we have. Lots of great whiskeys, rums and vodka from craft distilleries in Canada. Maybe use this opportunity to find them and enjoy? 

Or maybe starting smoking pot? Canada's got that figured out extremely well.

I mean life's too short whining about which booze you can't drink. 

Seriously. 

The "Height of Socialism"