Be me
At Walmart
Carry 500 dollars worth of groceries
At checkout
Card gets declined cuz my bitch ass dad closed my bank account
About to cry and break down

“ay lemme take it from here”
Someone behind me says
It’s a kid who deadass looks to be 13
Pays for the groceries
“Hey thank you”
“You’re welcome”
“Hey you had to pay a lot for that, what is you do?”
“I’m a drug dealer”

Holy shit so shit so fucking cool