The SBA's COVID-19 relief programs were a disaster, handing $333M to fraudsters, including a 157-year-old ghost who got $36K. This isn't just a bureaucratic failure—it's systemic rot. The PPP/EIDL programs were designed with gaping holes, letting identity thieves exploit weak verification systems while real businesses struggled. 

DOGE's audit exposed these absurdities, showing how bloated agencies like SBA prioritized speed over accountability. While bureaucrats rubber-stamped loans to fictional centenarians, Elon's efficiency reforms exposed the trillion-dollar scam behind "emergency" spending. 

The real tragedy? This fraud flourished under watchdogs who ignored basic due diligence. Time to end the bailout culture and hold every incompetent enabler accountable.