The Trump administration’s foreign policy officials are treating Vladimir Putin like it’s his birthday and they’re granting wishes. The stock markets just wiped out all their post-Election Day gains over fears of damage from a trade war with our largest trading partners. An immigration policy that pledged to get rid of foreign-born criminals has somehow found Andrew Tate to be the ideal immigrant. And the U.S. DOGE Service assigned to get rid of waste nearly cut the budget for the salaries of Syrian prison guards watching over 9,500 Islamic State terrorists; now, there’s a 90-day reprieve.