Self-reliant Messi outside FCB:
- 22 Uber Eats L1 goals in 58 games as the d'Or winner in a superteam
- 11 NPG in 39 CA games
- 9 NPG in 26 WC games

Service-dependent Haaland outside Pep's City:
- 29 in 27 for Salzburg
- 86 in 89 for BVB
- 38 in 39 for Norway

People are stupid.