Made a flippant tweet about being forced to take shoes off as a houseguest and for 36 hours the craziest housewives online have been putting a hex on me and telling me I deserve to die and don’t deserve to ever have children and all this insane nonsense. 

Lady if you’re humourlessly berating a stranger online about HYPOTHETICAL footwear she won’t ever wear at your house because YOU HAVE NEVER MET, you need a prescription for benzos and would do well to take up a drinking habit.  Your husband is at his wits end btw. Your nagging is unbearable. 😘