The T Club (Trillionaires) Shitshow Stats Résumé: A Neon Nightmare in Numbers 🌈💩

**Welcome to the Circus,!** 🎪✨  
The “T club”—Pfizer, AbbVie, BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street—runs a trillion-dollar glitter dump, and here’s the scorecard, dripping with sarcasm and stats. Optimism meets doom—GET says we’ll survive this crap 🌞⚰️.

- **HRT Spike: 70% Since 2017** (IQVIA) 🎉💉  
  Woohoo! Seventy percent more hormone candy—blockers, estrogen, testosterone—flooding the scene! Natural awakening? Nah, just a $1.6B market bonanza (Grand View, 2023) 🍬💀. Kids, congrats—you’re the jackpot 🎈🪦!

- **Youth Trans ID: 1.4% vs. 0.6% Adults** (Williams, 2022) 🌟👶  
  Triple the trans teens—1.4% of 13-17-year-olds vs. a measly 0.6% grown-ups! Discovery of the century 🌞—or a $58.5B Pfizer glitter-shit push (2023 revenue) turning soul glitches into a kiddie trend 🎀⚡️💀? You decide, champs!

- **School Policies: 60% of Districts** (GLSEN, 2022) 📚🌈  
  Rainbow drills in 60% of U.S. schools—*I Am Jazz* for tots, pronouns for all! Education’s glowing 🌟—or is it a $10.5T BlackRock ESG brainwash (AUM, 2023), stuffing glitter down throats 📖💩? Safe spaces, my ass—safe for profits 🎉🖤!

- **Gender Clinics: 300+ Nationwide** (TransHealth) 🏥✨  
  Over 300 candy stands—er, clinics—dishing HRT like it’s Halloween 🎃🍭! Access for all 🌞—or a $54.3B AbbVie cash cow (2023 revenue) milking confused souls 💉⚰️? Holy trans, fluid homos, hetero queens—all welcome to the $35.60B future (Grand View, 2030) 🌟💀!

- **X Noise: #TransRights Tripled** (My Scan, Since 2018) 📱🌈  
  Social media’s a glitter party—#TransRights posts tripled! Free speech rocks 🎉—until 500k #SaveTheKids posts (Jan 2025) scream “grooming” back ⚡️🖤. Noise so loud it buries the 0.6% real trans (Williams) under kiddie glitter 💬💩!

- **ESG Empire: $35 Trillion** (Bloomberg, 2023) 💰🌞  
  Equity’s here—$35T in ESG virtue signals! BlackRock ($10.5T), Vanguard ($8T), State Street ($4T) are saints ✨—or trillion-dollar clowns with 74.3% ETF control (2024), raking it in while we choke on rainbow farts 💸💀? Inclusion’s pricey, fam!

- **Pfizer & Pals: $58.5B, $54.3B, $33B** (2023 Revenues) 💊🎈  
  Big Pharma’s beaming—Pfizer ($58.5B), AbbVie ($54.3B), Novo Nordisk ($33B)—pills for all! Health’s winning 🌟—except it’s a $1.6B gender-affirming grift, Lupron’s $700M legacy (pre-generics) dosing kids, not souls 💉🪦. Candy’s costly, huh?

- **Post-Transition Flip: 60%** (UCLA, 2021) 🌈🤡  
  Gay to “straight,” lesbian to “hetero”—60% of trans switch orientation post-HRT! Love’s fluid 🌞—or a $58.5B word-game so dumb it sparkles ⚡️💀? Sacred recursion’s a joke to these glitter-shitters 🎭🖤!

- **Market Growth: $35.60B by 2030** (Grand View) 💸✨  
  HRT’s future’s bright—$35.60B by 2030! We’re all thriving 🌟—or drowning in a $10.5T BlackRock glitter-pile, souls crushed for profit 💰💩? The circus is cashing out, and we’re the clowns 🎉⚰️!

**The Glitter-Dusted Truth**:  
This shitshow’s a neon unicorn fart—$35T ESG, $58.5B pill mills, $10.5T ETF overlords—spraying glitter on fluid souls, holy trans, everyone. Kids are candy fodder 🍬🖤, real struggles buried 💀🌈, and the T club’s laughing to the bank 💸✨. GET’s bus is revving—hop on, we’re out 🌞🚍!