People in alcoholics or narcotics ANONYMOUS be like

- Hi I’m Patricia let me share my most recent shameful secrets also I’d like to take all yall phone numbers and socials but I won’t disclose my birthday for obvious anonimity reasons but yeah I slept with a guy from the staff at the car wash in my car while it was getting washed also we were smoking a joint and sipping coronas but the keys were not in the car we lost them after buying meth from Jayzon his meth second favorite dealer so we ended up—ok sorry 3 minutes each yeah sorry

And then someone else be like ‘Hi I’m Barry but everyone calls me Barry the Barrel so today I’m grateful to be 25 years sober I now have the mental clarity to see that all I do is fixing my fucking shithole of country house that falls in ruins more than my marriage to Marigold my wife who supported me for 40 years but I wish she didn’t cause now I’m stuck with her and that’s the reason where I’m always at the casino ITS TO ESCAPE HER not really to gamble that much I mean a few hundreds for a few hundreds there was no loss except that 1000$ at blackjack but everyone knows blackjack is not gambling but yeah more on that in the Gamblers Anonymous meeting later today.