So, my man, I love Norway,I truly do.  Oslo was beautiful, and I loved Dombas.  You guys have been true & faithful allies.

But you're taking this way too personally.  You should notice I haven't once told you what Norway should do. If I'm wrong, let me know.  However, you presume to come on here and lecture America about how we're wrong in everything.  

I haven't compared our taxes, our health care, education, military, anything.  I can never presume to tell Norway what to do because, shocker, I'm not Norwegian.  So I'd venture to guess you are not American. 

You don't know how we tick.  We do not want to fight and we hate to see people die.  But when the fight comes, we embrace it. And we excel at it.

We want to be left alone.  When we do interact, we are sticklers for fairness.  Trump is imposing tariffs on those who tariff us.  You shouldn't have to worry about it.  

We like dealing with Norway.  But we don't want to deal with Europe.  Sounds like Norway is investing a lot in America.  Good, I love free trade.  But what they invest in they can also take out.  I assume the money guys know what they're doing and what they can risk. They can invest in America or Ukraine.  It doesn't matter to me. But as long as Europeans presume to tell us what to do, the more we're gonna fight back.