1️⃣ **North Korean Hack Attack**: The FBI points fingers at North Korean hackers for the Bybit crypto exchange heist, asking firms to block 51 Ethereum addresses involved. Seems Kim Jong-un’s crew had a digital 'Ocean’s Eleven' moment. 🎭

2️⃣ **Bitcoin Dips**: Bitcoin is playing a limbo game under $80,000 amidst investor jitters. Get your buy-the-dip team ready, while we pretend not to panic. 😅 Dip-buying hype has peaked—a good day for optimists!

3️⃣ **RWA Tokenization Boom**: Real-world assets (RWAs) are getting a crypto makeover, hitting a whopping $56 billion in market cap. Skeptics thought crypto lacked value. Watch this space explode. 🚀

4️⃣ **SEC vs. Memecoins**: The SEC says memecoins aren't securities, providing a holiday for meme-enthusiasts. Fraudsters, beware—you're still on the naughty list. 🚨

5️⃣ **Ripple's Korean Moves**: Ripple's boosting its presence with a new partner in South Korea. Institutional custody services just got a boost. Go XRP! 🌊

Pakistani crypto fans, rejoice! A National Crypto Council is in the works. 🇵🇰 Crypto Spring is coming.