Oh, bless her heart, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is quaking in her designer boots, scribbling frantic letters to Attorney General Pam Bondi like a kid caught with her hand in the cookie jar. "Am I under investigation?" she whimpers, probably wiping away mascara-streaked tears after Border Czar Tom Homan dropped that referral bombshell. Teaching illegal aliens how to dodge ICE? Darling AOC, if you’re going to play rebel professor, at least own it instead of clutching your pearls when the grown-ups notice. Maybe stick to bartending tips next time—less legal baggage!