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What a crazy night I just had- I'm so glad I found a place to share. Well, here goes: I was walking towards the Lorimer St. station and WHOA-BALBOA: a half-eaten chiclet made contact with my button downs and next thing I know, I'm splayed across the sidewalk like an old mare in labor. I even think a couple hacidics tripped and fell in, there's still that much of a twitch. Anyhoo- I collected myself as best I could and continued on my way, now nearly 35 minutes late for my pap smear (I had been "sm-iced" earlier in the day-- see NYTimes for details). Having finished the task, I carried on with the day by way of a bagel-egg-and-cheese at my local; as per usual, the running-shits ensued. Fool me twenty-million times, shame on me, the saying goes! Have a nice day everyone! -Chris
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