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Picked up some grape Four Lokos last nite. got home and threw Black Ops into the 360 and harnessed myself down into the couch. I slammed my first loko down before nuketown even managed to load. So I am doin terrible in duty with .99 K/D ratio. I figured 2 more lokos might help like it does with the ladies... Feelling real fucked by now; my snipers all over the place and shit, games are takin forever to start and i blackout. I Woke up the next day and a real shit storm musta brew in my stomach last nite as soon as i stood up, shit blasted out of my anus . it looked like a mudslide occured on the couch...clearly the shit gods were not on myside :) the couch was burned yesterday.
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