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So I started off the night with a watermelon loko (my favorite flavor). The plan was to pregame it before a frat party, unfortunately I felt so good I didn't stop. After my first loko I took 2 shots of vlad which tasted like pure water. My friends and I decided to leave to go to the frat after this and I WAS FUCKIN PUMPED. I was convinced that I was the world champion of Parkour, jumping on and off of every obstacle I encountered. Finally got to the frat, somehow avoiding an underage. From there shit went downhill quick. literally. Turns out they had lokos in addition to the traditional Natty. I chugged a lemonade (my second favorite flavor). Then I danced. I danced like a mother fucker until I was drenched in sweat and all the fat sorority chicks looked like Megan Fox. I decided to cool myself off with yet another loko. All they had left was blue raspberry which tasted amazing even though it is without a doubt the worst flavor. About three fourths of the way through it, I threw up all over one of the frat bros. My friends apologized and tried to take me out. I refused insisting that the frat brother was dissing Kid CuDi. I took a pathetic swing at him and missed. He swung back and didn't. Right in the stomach. THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE. The fat bitch sandwich I had earlier from Are U Hungry now resided in my pants. After realizing what happened (and smelling) everyone immediately started fleeing the frat. The problem was, it was 3 in the morning and the cops were goin hard. People were getting underages left and right and I laughed the whole way home. Woke up the next morning and figured i needed to buy new sheets.
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