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So I was at this hoes house. And we started drinkin on the four loko, next thing I know I wake up on the floor, thinking I just fell asleep. But little did I know, my night was full of extravagant drunk adventures my friends told me about the next day. First off, after apparently finishing multiple lokos, I pulled a chuck norris and kicked down my spanish teachers door. Soon after, continued on to the local BP and proceeded to piss in the janitors closet, only after jamming my pockets with power bars, jerky chew, etc. The store clerk then told my friend to get me under control and take everything out of my pockets. Since he saw me blatantly stuff my pockets and piss in his janitorial closet. I then return to the counter and remove one of about ten power bars that were in my pockets, and walk out. FoUr LoKo'z Fo LiFe!
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