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So I've been a big advocate of Four Lokos since my first, and especially since their banning. Last night, before going out to the bars, I funneled one (I'm a Watermelon or Lemonade man) and chugged one. At the bars I had the usual handful of double whiskey gingers and Vegas Bombs. On the way home is when it gets fun though. I chased a girl on her way home from the bars across an elementary schoolyard, hopping the curb and completely freaking her out. After she headed into the nearby trees I get bored and start heading home...not before I ram into somebody's locked chain link gate. Why are they trying to keep me out?! Got stuck in the driveway of course and was just happy to make it out before the owners call the cops for trespassing, so again I start to head home. I make it home alive and well, until I start messing around with friends - from here it's all an educated guess as I have no memory of it - but I'm guessing I hit my head on something because next thing I know I'm in the ER getting 12 stitches and have various gashes across my head. I took it like a champ though, made it to work an hour and a half later!
Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?
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