3a6af027_ivacy_Policy_In_Layman_s_Words__What_they_really_mean
[What they say] For more information about our privacy practices, go to the full privacy policy. If you have additional questions, please contact us any time. Or write to us at: ... [What they really mean] 
In case you want to get one of our automated replies, drop us an email. If you don’t really know what that is, well grandma, then for chrissake put it on paper and send it to Santa. Or us. Let’s see who replies sooner...
Google's Privacy Policy In Layman's Words
What they really mean