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I had a couple of drinks over dinner with my fiancee and was feelin' good. After dropping her off and arriving back home, I decided to turn on the hockey game and crack open a delicious can of Blue Raspberry. I quickly developed a headache and began to lose my bearings shortly thereafter. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in my front yard naked at 6AM surrounded by tree limbs, with a huge bruise on my hip. I must have taken my clothes off at some point and ran outside to climb a tree, lighting the surrounding branches on fire to stay warm. When the branches burnt off, I fell a good ten feet right on my hip. Thankfully no bones were broken. I instantly had the urge to go to the bathroom, but for some reason I locked myself out of my own house during the drunken haze. So I found a private spot in my yard to unload, and amongst the feces was my house key! What a night...
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