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Shit, where the fuck do i start. Well it was one grand halloween night, and we decided to go to the nearest liquor store in god knows where, oh jesus blame the fourloko. Any fucking ways, i sucked that shit down like i was a thirsty beast in africa. Gotta love the watermelon, shit gets me everytime. So we arrive at this faggot kids party, and before you know it I gotta take a piss real bad. So i piss on this kids lawn, stumble over a few grass clumps, and enter the party. 2 euros to get in. Fuck that, i said. I hopped the damn gate like a beaner hopping the boarder. I continue to suck down more of the loko (not to mention I had 1/4 left of it) almost near the bottom of the can, ya know, juss chillin, hangin out with the people I arrived at the party with, ya know, gettin hornay, grabbed this uglyass kid dressed in what looked like dirty ass rags, and went to the dance room and danced the night away with this ugly mofo. didnt even know his name, once again blame the loko. Grinded on his twisted penis, hooked up with him, and ran away. From what I heard i dived in the pool and was acting like a sea god. Then i ran into the tent and did some fucked up voodoo shit on these 2 that were fucking like horsemen. dont remember the rest of the night.. came home and my head was up my ass
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