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Last night I was chewing on my girl's nipples as she was watching an episode of Bad Girls, out of nowhere she decided that we HAD to watch the last showing of SkyLine (Best Movie Ever!) at 10:40pm. After my third Loko, I realized that I was shitting my pants directly outside the theater, I went inside and hurriedly payed the attendant after a quick conversation regarding the cut off age for children. After entering the elevator headed to the theater, I pulled out my fourth Loko and began singing Christmas carols to the people on board. Out of no where I heard a high pitched sound that seemed to resonate from my ass but come to find out it was me crying in a puke filled corner of the elevator while the my Loko was draining down my pants. After crawling into a seat I woke up hours later to find that everyone was gone and my jacket, wallet and shoes were gone - but I still had the rest of my Loko.
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