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It was my first time drinking a Four Loko and it was my friends bachelorette party. She rented a party bus and we were going downtown to drink. I had a twisted tea tall boy and HALF a four loko. Somehow I was wasted by the time we even got down town. Drank nothing at the first bar and went to another. Told the door guy who demanded cover charge that bachelorette parties get in free with the party bus (have no idea if this is true) and just wandered on in with my group. Got up on stage with the DJ and danced with everyone. Friend handed me a "blue mother f**ker" which I proceeded to accidentally drop 3 times and drink no more then half of before losing track of it entirely. The rest becomes a whirlwind blur. One friend suggests going to Christie's Cabaret across the lot. I whole heartedly agree and 3 of us wander over. I throw dollars at the strippers and holler at them. I beg my friend to let me dance with them but she has just a smidgen more sense then me and suggests that I don't. We lose the bus (it was in the parking lot the whole time apparently) and decide to call a cab to the bus' starting/ending location, the bachelorette's house. I'm convinced I'm dreaming and try to control things in my world to prove it. I try my hardest to get the cab fair ticker to go down instead of up. It doesn't work. We end up on the bachelorette's steps and talk. At some point I pee in the lawn and some lady OUT OF NOWHERE comes up and gives my friend and I matching hoodies, saying "she has daughters, she knows how it is" because it is cold outside and we aren't dressed for it. My friend calls another mutual guy friend and tells him to come take us home. He ends up coming (on his learners permit with his father in the passenger seat, he's 30 btw) at 1am and takes my friend to Taco Bell. At some point I vomit out the car. The bus has arrived back home 8 people short. My friends on the bus notice I'm too drunk to drive home and take me to my mom's house to crash (my house is too far away).
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