39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
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So last night I was DJing this bitchin' 80's dance party. There were hoes, there were bros, and midgets in panty hose, but im not complainin! Im the god damn DJ and im happily sippin on a blue raz lokodoko. It was a totally rad party, until the night was closin in. I was finishin with pour some sugar on it; classic. Things were getting hot, getting heavy, so i said fuck it, Im cracking another loko. BIG BIG BIG Mistake.... My vision started to blur, it started looking like dudes were grinding on a dance poll, and my woman was nagging me for not cookin her dinner earlier. Needless to say my head was goin loko from the raz loko. All I remember from this point on was stumblin into some kids house, yellin "the mother fuckin DJs' in the house BITCH!" and getting thrown out. Unfortunately my woman was left at the house. Gang banged, like bein tamed by a train. The unfortunate part was, I was supposedly plannin to meet up with this other chick and my OG woman had my house keys. So i guess I ran around the town telling everyone how much my woman was a ho, while grapplin this new chick jessica. Needless to say I went loko... in a good way. Right???
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