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I was attending a convention in Ohio, when I discovered the wondrous effects of a magical drink called Four Loko. I was offered one by a nice man that was only allowed to drink one amongst his bag of four 23 oz. cans. I grabbed a Watermelon flavored concoction, and ingested the sweet nectar of fruity goodness. I decided I wanted to share my experience with two of my favorite male companions, so I immediately got on my phone encouraging them to join me in losing my Four Loko virginity. I had finished my first can when they made it to the hotel, and luckily they came bearing a bag of more cans of the delicious beverage. They offered me an Orange flavored Four Loko, as we walked around the convention delightfully fueled by the caffeine and 12% alcohol. I attempted to introduce my friends to the various B-List celebrities at the convention, and even hook one of their unruly friends with a cute horror gal in the convention halls. Eventually the effects of the drink started to take a toll when I was leading my male friends into the men?s restroom for some private interaction. There was joke playing when a good guy friend pissed on some flyers chucked in urinals, and a few shared kisses followed fueled by Loko. Afterwards, we hung out in the corridor where we took some pictures, and had a hickie giving contest on both sides of my neck. We then ventured into the men?s restroom once more, where I tried to get in a certain friend of interest?s pants besides all the profuse making out that was going on between us, but was unsuccessful as a male patron entered the bathroom cockblocking us. The surprise was so sudden that my partner pulled pants up and ran out still wearing condom. Needless to say, Four Loko made this traditional convention one of the most memorable times of my life!
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