25678bc0_The_Milkium__With_Kids
[Time] 7:30 [Without Kids] I should probably get changed. Guess I'll coordinate with a close associate about evening plans. [With Kids] 
Try to read child a bedtime story. Get your third rib bruised when they wiggle violently on your lap. Tell kids to stop arguing with the story. Attempt to tuck them in, only to have 15 complaints delivered serially (it starts with a "I want water," I get water and return to be informed that it has to be in a sippy cup, so I put it in a sippy cup and return to be informed that it has to be a blue sippy cup. I continue this process until I pass out, blow up, or give up)
The Milkium
With Kids