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As I sat in my room stalking bitches on Facebook, one of my roomates came in and said "Four Loko Night?" I said, lets do it. Once the two of us agreed to a Four Loko Night we convinced our 3rd roomate to join us. We went to our local deli, and bought 9 Four Lokos. We chugged the first Four Loko and then sipped on the second one. By this time we were pretty much fucked up already. So then out of nowhere we got horny and we were like yall want to get some Craigslist hoes. We all agreed and began our search. Unfortunately patience and alcohol are not a good combination and after 5 minutes we gave up...BUT then out of nowhere we yelled out "Massage time" and once again we all agreed. We began to sip on our 3rd four loko but did not finish, so we left them near a homeless person so they could also have a Four Loko night. Anyways we began to walk to the spot and we got in the elevator. Funny thing was that in the elevator this lady saw us and she knew what we were up to. She was a worker there lol. But lets get to the good part. We all go in to the spot. They tell us it cost 80 bucks for the massage. We all agreed and went our seperate ways. Got my table shower and then got my massage and then out of nowhere I had two Korean girls wrestling with me trying to jerk me off. One held me down and the other one jerked me. For some reason though I was wilding out and at one point I ran into the lobby butt naked and funny shit was that one my roomates was there already, naked!
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