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It began as a typical friday night. As myself and 2 close college buddies prepared to go out, we decided that we would start our nights with a hurricane and a lemonade 4loko. The night progressed and the 4lokos began to take over. Friend #1 decided against the stupidity serum that is 4loko earlier in the night, and found a girl at the bar and disappeared, unavailable to take part in the revelry that would ensue. Me and my partner in crime for the night needed a place to stay so we aimlessly moseyed to an after party. Apparently being in an apartment with a bunch of strangers was no problem for us as we quickly endeared ourselves to the crowd by teaching them how to dougie. As soon as the song came on we started making out with our new girl friends, and as the party cleared out we had found our home for the night. Instead of pursuing the hook up, we opted for mutual sabotage. As I was making out on one couch my accomplice threw a fastball at my head in the form of an apple. For revenge I waited until he was deep into a makeout before shoving a slice of pizza down his pants. We proceeded to wander outside and throw all the chairs off of their balcony before resuming pleasantries. I wake up on the couch, fly undone, still drunk, and in looking for my buddy i wander into a bedroom which looks like either a slaughterhouse or a scene from Texas chainsaw. The white sheets are stained with blood as were my buddy's jeans and boxers. (He apparently tried to escape in the wee hours of the morning, but made the girl cook tortellini instead). In a moment of brilliance the girl adopted a limp and said she cut her knee the night before, but... Yeah. You get it. 4loko created a walk of shame for the ages. One still intoxicated, and the other the main character in a Freddy Kruger film with a rorschach test on his crotch. Oh did I mention we went to breakfast with my parents?
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