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I head out of work at 7pm Last Friday with a case of 4loko fruit punch, some straight swagger threads and my new $160 Airmaxs?If i didnt pull tail i was gay or not alive, it ended up the latter: People start piling into Dahers room, I am 2 lokos deep. Daher says no but scoot and others are saying Yes?. The 3rd, 4th and 5th Lokos went down like water. the party gets broken up and im pissing straight black death in the bathroom. The roomates gather up the bes tof the underclassman and we head of campus about 3 MILES away(Key point Later) I have two different shoes on cuz i didnt want to ruin my new kicks(Dahers good looks saved me there) We are at the party, I crush what is left of the 6th Loko and get my skanky leg on with some flo rider chicks, straight hoodlums. ALL of a sudden boom hit in the nose, Nosebleed. The girls rush up stairs cut the line open the door and grab the toilet paper and start cleanin me up in the sink. I look over and there is a chick still sitting on the toilet with a face like I just killed her cat. LMAO I got a nostril full of TP and I decide it is bright to walk home?. Like I said it is 3.1 miles home and like 45 degrees out. MY drunkness takes full effect when i pull out the TP and blood starts gushing again?. I pull out a $20 dollar bill and shove it up there to clog it. I used my phone to cut through like a miles of woods to trim it?. Then I came to the side of Route 93. Ya I crossed 4 lanes of highway Mad LOKOS DEEP. Now i see why they banned them. I finally get to my car drunk dial and text my ass 22 miles home and like 1/2 a mile form my house I get pulled over for blowin? through a stop sign. So I have blood all over my hands, face shirt, and a $20 dollar bill up my nose talking to a cop at 2am on a Saturday morning. You try saying the alphabet from C to M wiht out saying LMNOP its fuckin impossible! a couple more sobriety tests he calls for an ambulance. The cop takes off when the Bus gets there cuz someone was Overdosing on great pond road, THANK GOD saved me a DUI. The paramedics asked me if I wante dot go to the Hospital if not I had to sign a waiver?. Print your name Sign here Date here I signed all three drunk as fuck, they gave me a second chance?. Then followed me home to the Heritage green complex where I reside. Work, dressed up in a tie by 8am. FML
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