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One night, after drinking a 4 loko, I saw donuts in a person's car and decided to take one. the window was down, so i just reached in and grabbed it. i walked away casually, eating my chocolate chip bear claw but then really had to pee, so i popped a squat in a semi-dark area of the parking lot and starting peeing. next thing i knew there were two officers standing over me asking what i was doing. i did not want to get taken to jail, so i offered to perform a sexual act on them for the discounted price of $80... the worst part, they took the offer.
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