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I drank a Four Loko and woke up a hero. Apparently I chased down some kid who stole some money from a girl playing Cello on a street in Downtown San Diego. The kid dropped the money as a nearby House of Blues security guard helped me "pickle" him, but instead of giving it all back, I allegedly tried to charge the girl a "rescue" fee so I could buy and try "Blue-Flavored 'Escape Fuel'." I guess I forgot how to say "Four Loko" by then.
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