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first off, i would like to start by saying..there was a day when i made fun of my younger brother for drinking "a sissy drink"(four loko)..in my defense..i had not yet experienced the gasoline mixed with bleach and crystal meth..now known as four loko...i can't remember the last day that i "didn't" drink four loko...so here's 1 out of 16,221...what?..i love four loko.. i was at my brother's house...he lives with his girlfriend(cassie) and her mother(lori)...i was out in my car listening to music and drinking a couple four loko...apparently i started to pass out...so lori came out at 2am to tell me to go to bed...i got out of my car and started to walk inside when i decided to go out back and smoke a cig first...lori went inside and i went out back...lori wakes me up again...this time at 6:15am...i was still in the patio chair...passed out...she says "you're still out here"?!?!..i stood up and my right arm didn't work..i thought nothing of it because everyone has slept on their arm wrong and it fell asleep...so i went upstairs and went to bed.....woke up at noon and my arm was still dead...from the elbow down..nothing!... 3 months and many four lokos later.. i'm now on the way to see a neurologist about my current nerve problem...on the way i drank a couple four lokos...big surprise...to make a long story even longer...in the waiting room i ended up proposing to..what seemed like a 90 year old woman..but she was probably really like 105..she looked good for her age...i told the receptionist that i was running for mayor..then i got called in to see the doc...i have nothing against jewish people...or anyone else...but after i told the doc the he smelled like a french whore..i told him he had a jew fro..not a good thing to tell the man who is on this earth to fix your dominant hand that four loko had destroyed...so i was asked to leave...so i did the only logical thing at the time...got in my car and drove to taco bell...because why not? the moral of the story is...no matter how bad a situation is...even when all hope is lost...even when your limbs stop working and your lap is covered with meat, cheese and lettuce...you can make it all good again..with four loko..my love ps..i'm consuming an original grape right now.. :)
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