25678bc0_The_Milkium__With_Kids
[Time] 7:00 [Without Kids] Should I go out tonight? Meh, let's see what else is on. . . [With Kids] 
It's been two days since I've been able to keep the 2-year-old from biting me while attempting to brush her teeth. Argue with the wife about which tranquilizing drugs are safe to use on children for a bit. Try to act excited and turn teeth-brushing into a game. Have blood drawn from young teeth, again.
The Milkium
With Kids