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At a frat party I beer bonged 8 Four Lokos (one of each flavor) over the span of 10 minutes. 5 minutes later I died. The renter of the house, an alumni of the fraternity in question, freaked out and decided to hide my corpse in the walk-in cooler of the Pakistani-owned liquor store he worked at. He couldn't decide how best to dispose of my body so he left me hidden in a burlap sack behind the rack they kept their Four Loko shipments on. Three days later I awoke, resurrected, with life in my body and still with a blood/alcohol level of .32. I return to you as Four Loko Jesus, and I am here to forgive all of the sins committed by those who drink The Loko.
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