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[What they say...] Leave it to me. [...and what they mean.] And I will never get around to doing it. Recognise that the Pope will be celebrating his Bar Mitzvah before I've done whatever it is. [2] 
Ladies, be on your guard. This is the stock reply that you will get from all men whilst the World Cup is on. And it is only a matter of time, believe me. Other phrases in his repertoire will include the all time classic 'uh huh', closely followed by 'okay'. You can tell him that aliens have turned his mother into an amorphous blob in the kitchen, and he will still say 'okay'. You can tell him you slept with the entire office last week at the annual party, both men and women every which way but straight, and he will mutter 'uh huh'. Instead of leaving it to him, leave the country and go somewhere like Alltyblacca, in deepest darkest Mid Wales, where they have Sheep TV. Works for me.
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