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[My Job as YOUR Companion…] Salary and Benefits: [Before Baby] Lavish attention and praise for any little thing you do! Frequent walks and trips to the park for enrichment. A share in the food I eat plus lots of food of your own! And, did I mention the toys? Pretty much anything interesting on the ground you can assume is yours to chew on. You also have full access to my lap for snuggling. [After Baby] 
You will get fed. It may not be at the same times, but we’ll feed you still. You might get a walk now and then, but there’s no time for the park. I’m busy with the baby so don’t expect me to spend all day talking to you and petting you. And the lap time? Don’t even ask!
Life With Baby – Just Another Day at the Office? | Dogs and Babies...Learning to Live Happily Ever After
After Baby