23059d15_isorder___Just_Another_Cyclist__2
[0] Roadie [1] Carbon fiber and expensive [3] Suburban or country roads. Usually seen in large groups or “pelotons” Sometimes are seen indoors at cycling shops uttering strange phrases such as “53-11″ or “red zone” [2] 
Lycra. Alpha members of this group will often have lycra outfits color coordinated with their bikes, or ride in packs of individuals all wearing the same colors and logos. Funny shoes that make walking extremely difficult for them. Legs are shaved and shiny – even the men’s.
Multiple Cycling Disorder - Just Another Cyclist
2