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I bought 4 watermelons one night and after drinking 2 I went crazy. I tore up my girfriend's house and would've beat her to death if her friend hadn't called the cops. Three cops showed up, cuffed me, confiscated my last two lokos and threw me in a van. I tried to explain it wasn't me it was the four loko. The big black cop replied "I just drank one myself, they makes me horny. Good thing I brought rubbers!" They burst out laughing but I soon discovered he wasn't joking. He raped me while the other two cops drank the rest of my four loko. Don't drink four loko!!!
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