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[What they say] More information For information about specific Google services, please check the relevant privacy notice in the navigation bar to the left. Google is a member of the EU/US Safe Harbor Program. [What they really mean] 
Our lawyers didn’t think you’d make it here In case you’re still smoking the paranoia pipe, get a life and click somewhere to leave, or else we stop being all nice n’ cuddly and start throwing heavy official sounding words at you.
Google's Privacy Policy In Layman's Words
What they really mean