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Pregamed at home with a grape loko, then went to a friend's house where I pounded an orange in about fifteen minutes. My friend insisted he had already had 2 himself but like to talk shit and told him to open another. He poured us out equal amounts and in another twenty minutes we had each finished a third. I blacked out sitting on his couch and at some point left, called my girlfriend, and started walking to her place--everything I know after this is based on what she heard through the phone. Apparently while I was waiting at a corner some girl ran into me and knocked the phone out of my hand. As I picked my phone up I was yelling at her that she was a fat cunt and she'd better never run into me again, because nobody gets between me and my girl when we're talking on the phone, fucking NOBODY. I assured my girlfriend many times that nobody gets between me and her, especially not fat cunts. I stumbled into a pizza place, incoherently ordered a few slices and finally got to my girlfriend's. I threw up for two hours then passed out on the floor in the middle of her apartment (she lives with 5 other girls) with my pants around my knees. I woke up the next day covered in blankets and sweatshirts, wondering why my pants were down, and missing my glasses. Glasses weren't at gf's place, not at pizza place, not at friend's place, not anywhere along the street. Best guess is that the fat cunt knocked them off my face when she knocked my phone out of my hand. Fucking fat cunts.
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