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[The gift] A puppy [To the girl] You're a loving, caring individual who wants a permanent new member of the relationship. [To the guy] 
Now when you want to watch football or go to a strip club, she can still get affection without cheating on you.
The Meaning Of Christmas Gifts - CollegeHumor Post
To the guy