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The end of last year, on the last day of the year in Pullman, me and my current roommate decided to do something both epic and dumb. Drink 3 four lokos each and see where the night took us. It was the last night in pullman, why the fuck not. Worst case scenario we die or get arrested or both. But we are not pussies so that shit didnt concern us. Anyways, I cant really remember much of the night after the girls got there. But apparently it ended with the girls getting ready to leave, and i turned to one of them and said if you stay the night, Ill eat you out for two hours. (this of course never happened, but it sure as fuck made the girl stay) ended up with me banging that girl in some one elses bed. When the occupant of the room found out, he came to the door and started banging on the door (while I was banging in his bed) I came to the door cupping my downstairs, totally naked. He said get the fuck out. I said dont worry, were in your roommates bed, and shut the door. So he goes and gets his roommate. His roommate comes to the door and knocks. I once again pull out and come to the door totally naked and out of breath. He says stop banging in my bed. I say dont worry were in your roommates bed. And shut the door. At this point they figure out they have no idea where Im boning down and just want me out of the room. So they keep hitting the door till I come out again. But this time, Im not cupping my nuts, Im balls out naked. I also have a see through pink thong around my neck. I raise my fists up and say IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE! then me and the girl went to my room, which I dont know why we didnt just go there in the first place. On another funny side note, I had been hooking up with the above girl's friend earlier in the night and gave her a huge hickey. After I was done with girl #2, she had a necklace of hickeys from ear down to boobs up to ear. When I was walking girl number 2 outside the chapter house to the car, I realized the driver was girl number one, hickey totally visible. Instead of saying bye, I just burst out laughing and went back inside.
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