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Visited Missouri state this weekend. So my bro threw a party, so of course it was lokotime. So a few people start showing up, started playing loko pong with lemonade. We won a few games in a row, so I'm one loko and 6 beers deep.Party is Chillin and there's about 60-70 there within an hour, now I'm another 6 beers deep, and I'm on a downhill slope, I then receive 2 hulks piss loko as a present for visiting. I bonged the first with all these college kids watching in awe, and I get up and say "that's how u drink pussies". Then while walkin around with my 3 loko, some chick asks me for a drink, I said" a drink for some dome and u got a deal" when she agreed, I was so shocked that it brought me to soberness long enough to realize she was some nasty black trick, so I denied her the privilege. I then went outside for a speed round on a fifth of captain, that's when I blacked out. When I came to I was mid throwing up off a balcony. My brothe comes ou when Im done and I said "alright 2 things: 1 I'ma clean my mouth out, and then were httin a bowl". So we did just that. Next morning I found out that my brother an his roomate were parked under the balcony, and they had a nice coating of pink vomit and it all froze cuz it was 10 degrees out., idk where the pink came from. And apparently I strained some dudes arm b asking him to pound it too often... Gotta love the memory loss in a can
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