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So I decided to crack open a can of the fruit punch while watching it's always sunny. Being a lightweight, I was hammered before finishing it. From what I am told, I then made the mistake of stealing someone else's can and downing that. I somehow got back home and then proceeded to creep on a group of girls that were chilling in my buddy's room. After getting kicked out, I went into our fridge and took a 23 pound turkey carcass and put it in my friend's bed to get him back for not letting me hang out with some girls. I was then awaked to my buddy on top of me beating the shit out of me at 4am asking why there was a fucking turkey in his bed. I ran away, only to return to turkey carcass all over my floor and bed. I still can't get the smell out.
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