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Alcoholic caffeine bliss, How could it have come to this? Name your poison, as they say - My poison hath been took away. Hailed as "Blackout in a Can," Commonwealth, This Will Not Stand! Loko green and Loko blue, What's a college boy to do? Long ago in happier days, I learned to love your Loko ways. Shiny can said, "WE I.D." Just a couple sips would see Me wasted, no desire for sleep - And I could get you on the cheap! Loko orange and Loko pink, You wondrous proletarian drink! Loko has been good to me, The most I ever had was three. Cured me of the ills I had, This Loko balm of Gilead. Hipsters took you as their own And made your pleasures widely known. Loco hip and Loko great, Though some did not appreciate. On the Hill on Friday night, Quiet; something isn't right. How can I be fun and loose Without my quatro crazy juice? All because some lightweight sods Could not handle the drink of Gods! Loko buried, Loko dead, Because of what the papers said. NEVER FORGET --The Night of the Massachusetts Ban, 11/18/2010
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