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My buddy and I got 4 cans of four loko and drank two each. We proceeded to the bars to take two shots each of crown. I felt great. i was having a wonderful time until I was put in an armchair. The arm chair sucked so I got up and rolled again. People were not impressed. Apparently I told my buddies future sister in law that I was going to fuck the shit out her that night. Again,, people were not impressed. The least so was her mother who was standing next to her. Afterward I proceeded back to the bar to take another crown shot. I gave her my metro card to swipe and it obviously didn't work. I began to yell at her while simultaneously pissing myself in the middle of the bar. I was then drug out my the bouncer who beat the shit out of me. It was cool. Afterwards everything began to really suck. I couldn't get a ride home for like 5 minutes and then when I got home my model girlfriend was asleep but woke up and wanted to have crazy sex. I wanted to go to sleep but she just started giving me this amazing blowjob...like the kind where she sucks great on your balls and has no gag reflex, it was awesome, anyway, I ended up having to stay up with her all night. RegardlessI just want to say that through all of it
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