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A Southern Frat star transplanted in the north for the summer, decided to drink 5 four loko's in a single night. During the night he ate shit on a dock carrying a chair to the end to sit where there were already chairs. He broke into his own car only to lie down face first in the back seat with his head out of a door, lights on, and alarm going off. Ohh yeah and Cops were sitting in their cars at the end of the driveway, waiting for people to drive away. He also passed out on the dock, in a chair, and in my dog's bed. Throughout the night he quoted Cool Runnings, Step Brothers, and Ricky Bobby. Next morning he had to go to work at 9 am, he made he made it on time, showered and dressed. After witnessing this I am willing to admit frat stars have superpowers.
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