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[What they say...] You haven't aged a bit! [...and what they mean.] So, you couldn't afford a facelift then ? [2] 
Guaranteed, there is one person who you went to school with who has married well. They do not have a job, but they do a lot for charity. Their children all go to public school, and rejoice in such names as Peregrine, or Letitia Annabel. They have an au pair called Inga, who is sleeping with the husband. And they will forget that they wet themselves in front of the whole class when Miss asked them to recite the 9 times table.
You're Looking Well: Social White Lies Explained | Moose Mansions
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