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So after shotgunning a few Lokos I though it would be a great idea to do some cooking. I was really in the mood for some hotdogs but my suite mates had ate them all! Well Loko had me thinking I could just eat my "hot dog". My suite mates heard me screaming in pain and ran to see me bleeding profusely. They called 911 and lucky for me the fine doctors at the hospital were able to stitch me back together... no word on functionality yet... THANKS LOKO!
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