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The first time I had a four loko, I found myself belting old-school Christina Aguilera tunes while standing on my friend's kitchen table and then eventually ending up passed out, head on the counter, at some shitty bar in the ghetto of baltimore. Not discouraged by these embarrassing situations though, I continued to be a regular four loko consumer. Did I black out often? Yes. Did I do dumb shit such as have sex with a non-Jewish kid with a Jew fro? Yes. Was I the least bit discouraged after the constant humiliation that four lokos seemed to cause me? No; not yet at least. Even after drinking a blue raspberry four loko before a Sublime concert and as a result being kicked out of the concert once I was spotted vomiting a neon blue substance, I remained a loyal fan of "getting loko." The breaking point in my relationship with the "blackout in a can" occurred on my 19th birthday. After wandering the streets of a little beach town while drinking a cranberry lemonade four loko, I managed to blackout (surprise, surprise) before we even got to the party. Needless to say, my birthday ended with a bang in a few different ways. 1. I literally fell down an entire staircase and my blacked out friends watched as almost all of my body parts got a chance to bang against each wooden stair. 2. I was, "the life of the party," and apparently made quite the impression amongst the party guests. 3. I actually got raped by a 20-something year old lifeguard with long, blonde hair and somehow ended up stealing (or unintentionally taking by mistake, we'll never know) his shitty blue nokia cell phone. Due to the bang my birthday ended with as a result of getting loko, and the awkward rendezvous with the lifeguard man (returning his cell phone that i maybe accidentally stole and asking him basic questions such as "hey, do you have stds?" and "do you think i'm going to be pregnant because of you?"), I have decided to officially retire from such activity. I once loved Four Lokos, but was finally given a reality check of how unpleasant they can make your life both while under it's influence and recovering from it's influence the next day. I'm waving my white flag Four Loko. Please do your best not to tempt me again. Regardless, I just have one thing left to say about my Four Loko experiences - #sorryimnotsorry
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