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Sittng on my neighbors porch one night with a few other people I pushed down 6, maybe 7 Four Loko, (I'm borderline alcoholic and drink more than any mere mortal before any says I'm a lying sack of shit.), anyways, I proceed to go through half a fifth of vodka, I'm drunk by then. So is everyone else on the porch, I guess all the testosterone of me and my friends started flowing pretty ferociously along with the estrogen of the women because what ensued next included an eight man battyle royal with a tree for the ringpost, trying my damndest to sleep with a woman 22 years older than me, throwing beer bottles at a cop car and running, punching my best friend in the ear and calling my now ex-girlfriend a "Miss Piggy Impersonator" and then asking if she wanted me to finger her butthole. She did not, she was not happy and she is not the slightest bit chubby. I woke up in a shirt three sizes too small and a beer next to me for breakfeast. Nothing loko about this story, it's a pretty regular occurence.
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