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I was at my buddy's cabin for a weekend this summer. I'd had experimented a few times with Four Loko. Usually 2, sometimes 3. Always blacking out to the extreme. This was the day I drank 4 Four Lokos! Full black out. I woke up in the corner of a woodshed with scratch marks all over my body (apparently I'd stolen this bed from a raccoon). Then my buddy's girlfriend told me that when I was blacked out, I caught a decent sized salmon and did a bear impression trying to put it in my mouth while it was still alive, and took several bites out of it and then washed down the scales with Four Loko. Things went downhill from here. I lit off a mortar that started a small brush fire that my friends had to contain in a panic. Then I crashed my buddy's 4x4 off his neighbor's dock. Oh, and apparently before that, when we went on a snack run, an old lady smiled at me when she saw my penis while I was taking a piss in the parking lot but I scared her off by screaming obscenities.
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