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[Rating] 2 [Short Version] The Motion Picture [Long Version] 
Pity, sympathy, or a reviewer's good mood saves this from getting a 1. Someone, somewhere must have liked this — maybe the writer and his mom — but we didn't and neither will you. Forget about it, Jack; it's definitely not Chinatown.
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