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Last night, after spending my evening with the kids in mathletes, a few of us split a four loko. I quickly had my share (1/10 of the can). I've never been so drunk in my life. From what I heard, I stole a grocery cart from the local walmart and rode it around the perimeter of my dorm pretending I was Captain Jack Sparrow. Campus police chased me until I crashed into a nearby tree. I woke up on the floor of my dorm wearing a shower curtain. I am soooo loko.
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