6cfc5ad9_tmas_Gifts___CollegeHumor_Post__To_the_guy
[The gift] A spa gift certificate [To the girl] While something concrete would have been better, at least you're thinking of her needs and desires. [To the guy] 
Maybe they'll be able to massage some of the bitch out of her.
The Meaning Of Christmas Gifts - CollegeHumor Post
To the guy