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6 friends - 6 Lokos and 2 cases of beer for tailgate before another awful Duke football game. 3 Friends didn't show, uh-oh. Screamed at the band warming up for an hour, snuck 2 Loko into the tailgate dance party. Cleverly tried to stash 8 beers in my blazer and jeans while going into the game...all were confiscated. End of memories. Woke up on buddy's couch thinking it was time to go tailgate! Wrong, it already happened. My sweet 70's blazer was ripped in half, gave some girl my cowboy hat, pants covered in blood from gashing my finger open and wiping it off during the football game. Apparently leaving the football game at halftime, I picked up a heavy wooden bench and threw it down a flight of stairs. Saw pictures of me on the ground after using my newfound Loko-strength to bend a metal streetsign in half. Correlation: I snuck 4Loko into tailgate for the 1st time, and after a decade of ridiculously drunk students, it finally gets shut down because some 14-year-old was found passed out in the porta potty during the game. Coincidence?
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