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I drank 17 four lokos and found myself flying to the Jelly Belly jelly beans corporate headquarters wherever that is located and pleading with underage Chinese factory workers to give me five tons of popcorn flavored jelly beans for the 37 cents and pile of lint in my pocket. While I was there I convinced them to start manufacturing Jelly Belly Belly Jeans: pants made entirely out of jelly beans, and jelly beans made entirely out of pants.
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