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[What they say...] "Gosh, you're looking well." [...and what they mean.] "My God, haven't you put weight on, you fat tart. Glad I finished with you when I did." [2] 
This always happens when you run into your ex, you have your shell suit on, last nights make up still smeared around your puffy eyes, and have bloated up like a helium balloon because of rampant PMT. He is with a seven stone Barbie doll, who simpers at his side, whilst wondering what he ever saw in you.)
You're Looking Well: Social White Lies Explained | Moose Mansions
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