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Last night was my best friend's 28th birthday, lets call him Steve. I bought a six pack of Anchor Steam and as a joke/surprise I thought it would be cool to buy 4 4Lokos as an added birthday bonus. Birthdays are always better when you're getting Loko'd. Steve didn't know a supercharged diesel train would be taking over the night. We barely made it half way through Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure before we each had pounded our two Lokos', three anchors and half a bottle of scotch. I think thats where we made the mistake of going out to the bars. The next couple of hours were kind of blurry. From what I do recall we found two girls at Lucky Dog (in Williamsburg). The blond one was pretty fat, but her friend Andrea was smoking hot. We took both the hot and the ugly girl to the Woods for dancing. There was no way in the world that I would be jumping on the grenade last night. I think we got bored or angry of them, because when we came back from the bar with drinks the blond chick was passed out and the hot one was making out with some random hipster dude. We stumbled back to some place for food after that, since we were like "fuck this" we brought this chicks here and this is just horrible. Flash forward to this morning where I woke up and there were bits and pieces of falafel in my beard. I never knew that I would have such a wonderful evening. Thanks Four Loko!
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