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MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHT NIGHT: 6 4Lokos in a paper bag, chugged em in an alley behind the bar with my friends SleezeNutz and DirtySally, all while rolling a blunt. I only remember the first two fights, both of which I would constantly yell at, "WHERE'S MANNY???" BLACK OUT RECOUNT: - According to Mr. SleezeNutz around 7:30PM when the Manny Pacquiao fight began, I became Mr. Pacquiao. I went to the back of the bar and as his entrance music played I pushed through the crowd trying to get to the "ring" or as it was in real life, the "pool table." When I reached the squared circle I climbed right in, as the valiant fighter would, even though there was a game of pool going on. The large men playing pool shouted obscenities at me while I, being the diplomat that I am, spit down on them and screamed "ME MANNY, ME MANNY." Needless to say, I was quickly escorted out of the bar, where I wasted no time vomiting the multi-colored contents of my stomach on the carpet leading to the entrance of the bar. GREAT NIGHT. Woke up the next morning feeling like I had been punched by Manny in the stomach. Spent the rest of the day smoking weed and watching 30 Rock. Let's do it again next week!
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