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I was at a small Gallery at the UMBC campus near Baltimore. Two really cute female students were drinking Lokos while looking around at the art. There were only a couple of people there and they had offended them and the security guard with their obnoxious laughing. They were so drunk they could hardly walk so they asked me to take them home because they did not want a DUI and nobody else would talk to them. Now I am in my fifties, way overweight with a receding hairline so I assumed they thought of me as a safe ride (which I am). I took them to their apartment complex and helped them get up the stairs and into the front door. I was leaving when they insisted I stay for a while. They cracked open another couple of Lokos to share. Before long they were getting themselves naked and trying to get me that way. I tried to discourage them not to do that but they were persistent. They said they wanted to give me the thrill of a lifetime so they kept me going all night. I tried to resist but they were so aggressive that at one time I considered calling the cops. I was getting buzzed on my Loko so I finally gave in. They were insatiable and it was all I could do to keep them satisfied. Obviously since I am not 19 they had to work very hard to keep me that way but they did. Obviously when they sobered up I was sore as hell and they had huge regrets. They made me promise to never let anyone know what happened. After talking for a couple of hours we became friends and we both shared our regrets. We went to breakfast and I took them to get their car. I could tell they still felt awful especially when we parted ways. They both swore never to drink Loko again. It is true when a young sexy student hooks up with an older fat guy it is the dream of a lifetime for him but it is better if everyone is sober.
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