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[What they say...] Married? Me? Do I look like I am married? [...and what they mean.] I am married. [2] 
But for the purposes of this little flirting exercise, I will continue with the charade of purporting to be a single gadabout. Eric from Accounts got away with it last week when he pulled that stunning little piece of top totty, and what has he got that I haven't? (Hint - a personality.)
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