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[Hide] Hide [ID] 2005 [Nickname] matt stone [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] 
one time i drank 3 four lokos and got my dick caught in a elevator door and instead of taking it out. i sat there in a four loko delirium and thought that i might like being a girl. so i just pressed the 5th floor button because 5 is my favorite number. now i am happily a girl. thank you 4 loko. only amazing things happen when you drink a 4 loko or maybe 3 hahahah GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND FUCK AMERICA if god was ever going to come grace us with his presence it would be absolutely, positively over the 4 loko ban . shame on you us goverment. god shits on you. you are a abomination to man kind love, once daniel zavagan now danielle mary zavagan
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