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I don't know what kind of poisons or acids that are in Four Loco's but it turned me into the craziest, most psychotic freak that you could possibly think of. I had the brilliant idea of drinking a our loco before going out to the bars with my friends. It was thursday, college night, one of the biggest parties of the year. I drank the four loco, had about a pitcher and a half of beer, a shot of patron, and an adios mother f**cker to finish off the night. We got picked up by my friend and she took us to Safeway at 2 am, she should have never done that. I guess I went to the frozen and grabbed 10 boxes of CPK frozen pizzas and tried running out with them through the locked doors. I dropped all the pizzas, picked them up, and ran out the other side. I dropped off the pizzas and I guess ran back into Safeway to grab apple cider and an avocado, couldn't tell you why I did that till this day. I woke up the next morning to discover that my jeans were completely covered with avocado, so were my friends jeans and the car. Apparently my friend had bought a bag of chips, and I began making guacamole in my hands, because I wanted to dip my chips in it. Then i psychotically started throwing avocado at my friend in the back seat. That night I became someone else.
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