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I went 8Crazy the other night (2 FourLokos in about an hour). I drank the first at my bros place, then hammered an Old Style with my buddy. Then we went to this dudes party. I drank the second Loko there. By the time I was finished with it, I was browned out pretty good. I crumpled the can with my fist, and deposited it in a lamp. I hung around for a little while after that, don't really know what I was doing. I started getting really hot as the party started getting crowded. I looked around, saw no talent in the crowd, and decided to leave. I announced this to the group I was talking with, then as I turned around to start my way through the crowd to the door, someone pushed me, sending me drunkenly stumbling through the crowd, pushing trollops left and right. Effective, but probably pissed some people off. I exit the house, and decided to go to my buddies house. I did my best Vince McMahon strut the whole way there. I got there, burst in through the front door, but no one was there, but I heard people upstairs, so up I went. This is about the time I blacked out completely. I don't remember who all was up there, except this one chick that lives there. I know she said that she was going to bed, and I probably tried to convince her to bang me instead. Anyway, I don't remember leaving there, but I ended up back at my bros place where I started the night. I passed out in a massive recliner. At some point someone put a blanket over me and stuffed a jacket under my head. I think my response was, "I don't want it." Only slurred all drunkenly. Then I woke up, the sun had risen, and it was 7:30am. I stood up, pissed, then felt like taking a dump. So I went to take off my jacket so I could shit, and realized I had to puke instead. Did one of those 'hold the puke in your mouth until you get to the toilet' moments, then puked a decent amount. Then I went and washed my mouth, put my jacket back on, and drove home. Slept until about 1:30pm, felt like a train wreck the whole day, and had explosive diarrhea that night. Needless to say, I can't wait to go 8Crazy again.
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