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One night i took eight shots and drank two four lokos went to the frat house two houses down from where i live, the whole night was a blur but i do know a few things happened. i danced and made out with four random guys(all of who i asked to text me their name and ethnic heriatage because "i'm not an equal opportunity employer i love black men". when i saw some guy pissing on the side of the house i told him to stop that i'm dtf and to come inside, i made out with him and gave him my number (he still texts me, guy number 5) Later i ran into a really hot guy who wanted to bang my best friend and i told him that she was gay and here with her girlfriend (true). fastfoward an hour of making out and blocking the doorway that people have to walk though to get in. we at my house i grabbed beer, contacts, plastic flowers, and hair brush that isn't mine on the way out we ran into my housemate (who i fuck on occasion) told him to text me tonight while i was making out with the hot man i stole. we walked back to his place with his third four loko in hand ran through leaves, meet someone from africa, lost his keys, kicked his locked bedroom door in and when i got back to his place he had a "birth mark" on his penis that looked weird. so we argued but i came back to bed got naked started another arguement but only to leave after he told me woman are dumb then i kicked the first hole through his door again and climbed though it for a quick and easy escape. i then walked home with HIS four loko in my hand and twenty dollars that i stole for my brief services. on my way minivans with no doors drove past me and i shouted i'm not a child get away you pedophile! while talking to my other bestfriend on the phone because i was scared of getting arrested or lost. when i got home i texted my housemate he came down stairs and then i vomited during sex which he didn't notice because he also had been drinking four loko all night and thought i was only dry heaving. neither of a came that night and we tried for a really long time. but we woke up to my best friend who is gay and a had a woman in her bed wearing a men's shirt none of us could idenitfy yelling at me WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! I CAN SEE PAUL'S PENIS! well isn't he just a little guy... two days later i found out it was just a birthmark because i had to go on a scavenger hunt with that guy to find his keys.
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