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This probably isn't the wildest of stories, but that's how you know it's true. My first time drinking Loko...I bought 4; 2 cran lemonade, 2 fruit punch. I drank two, gave my friend one, and halfway through my third I was feelin' good so I gave the rest to him. We danced to some old Opus III (techno) then I decided to visit my neighbor, who loved to drink. Bought a bottle of Evan Williams, sipped at that a bit...then realized my creepster acquantance had taken a liking to talking to my mom. So I'm suspecting something...well, my neighbor is drunk and everyone has left but me, him, my bf, and some guy. I'm upstairs when I hear a knocking, the guy had climbed on the roof because my neighbor locked him out and I had to help him through the window. Then neighbor came and kidnapped my whiskey and locked himself in his room, so I broke his door frame by smashing my body into his door trying to get it back. So I get my whiskey back and run to my house...I knock on my door and mom comes in a towel. I slam the door, run to the backyard, and tell my friend this creeper fucked my mom. I start gettin' real angry so I smash in my shed door but that isn't enough. My friend says something real insulting so I go crazy and start choking him. Well long story short we get in a crazy fight that ends when he headbutts me in the eye and I fall down, then get up and sock him in the stomache. We had had enough by then so I go home and pass out. I wake up with a bruised eye and sore all over. Great times...
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