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I live in a fraternity house so i am quite acquianted with alcohol. I had two four lokos for the first time last night. We started pounding away at a friends apartment and decided to go to the local drunk eatery to get our munch on. THere we started a fight with two offensive linemen from the college football team. I dont remember much but i do remember putting a guy into a cholkhold while my friend punch the shit out of his stomach. The owner of the establishment came out, broke up the fight and told us that we were never welcome there again. I somehow managed to stumble my way back to the house and got into my room when I couldnt find my laptop and proceeded to flip a shit. I left three very offensive voicemails on my roomates phone, called some random guy and told him to suck a dick, and flipped a 200 pound couch into the air and watched it land on and break my table. I then flipped over the other couch, kicked the beer pong table and punched a hole through it. I then poured beer into my roomates fishtank and posted up angry post its that told people to fuck off. i also threw my roomates laundry all over the room. when he came back i stormed him and asked "who stole my laptop" when he calmly said its on your bed. OH MY BAD. THen I thanked God and cried into the couch. Fell asleep with uggs on. the best night I never remembered. THanks four Loko
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