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[What they say...] Of course I want to stay friends, sweetheart. [...and what they mean.] But not in this lifetime. You are a danger to society and men in particular. I have seen that glint in your eye when you walk past the bread knife. [2] 
This happens when the love of your life confesses to having a little fling, and you, not unreasonably ask him to leave. He will of course tell all his colleagues that you are an unstable neurotic woman, who needs a care in the community placement. And by the way, you can still see that moustache on your upper lip dear, despite the electrolysis.
You're Looking Well: Social White Lies Explained | Moose Mansions
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