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[From] Adam found: a friend of mine [Response] Mister Spock is not a dumbass, dumbass. How dare you insult such a great member of our race? [Message] 
I think I am an elf too. I have magical powers, such as seeing that you are full of shit. I challenge you to your title of elf-lord. I am the supreme ruler of all elves. Bow down before me you insolent little fool before I destroy you with my magic elf powers. I hereby strip you of your right to call yourself an elf. You are now nothing but a common fairy. (In all senses of the word.) I depart you now filled with disgust. If I should ever run into you at one of our weekly elf lodge meetings I will smite you and take your phony elf ears. P.S. Mr. Spock is a half-Vulcan half-Human dumbass.
My Life as an Elf
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