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A bunch of people from work said they've never drank Four Loko. I bought a case to show everyone what they are missing out on. We were going to a strip club for a coworkers eighteenth birthday. On the car ride up we decided we were each going to drink two, however since they have these silly open container laws we decided to crack one at a time and share. Four Loko being an acquired taste, I was able to guzzle much faster than these rookies who've never experienced the drink. The last thing I remember was getting gas on the ride up and pissing on the grass in front of the station. I blacked out and have no recollection what so ever of the strip club or the events that occurred the entire time we were there, which was from 11 pm - 4 am. I was told the next day by many people the events that transpired. The people in my car were the troublemakers, out of control, and basically babysat by the rest of our coworkers. I was all over a new girl that worked with us, who had a boyfriend, and I was previously not attracted to in any way what so ever. Another girl in our car got up on stage and stripped nude. Eventually I couldn't walk, stand, or even talk and communicated to my supervisor with a series of nods. I literally was unable to speak. I was thrown out of the club around 3 after vomiting grape Four Loko all over the floor of the men's bathroom. I was told it was literally the most disgusting thing anyone has ever seen. I then slept in the car until we left at 4 after blowing a .36 in a portable breatholizer. I have absolutely no recollection of the night what so ever. When I blacked in I was sleeping in a cot at my grandmothers house fully clothed. Apparently I was taken there because I told everyone it was much closer then my house. She was furious about me showing up blacked out at 5 am and then throwing up all over her bathroom as well. The results of this were very polarizing. I hooked up with the one girl I work with, and another digs me. Some people love me for introducing them to such an awesome drink and think I'm a legend. On the other hand my grandmother hates me and there are people who refuse to imbibe alcohol with me ever again. I'm so upset these drinks are banned.
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