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Recently, the Redbull Flutag event was held in Philadelphia. Two friends of mine along with myself live outside of Atlantic City, so we decided to make our way to the event. While sitting in a Wawa parking lot we are eating lunch and I decide..."lets get drunk!" Mind you, I drank two Redbulls already! We got a 24 pack of Miller Lite and 4 Four Loko's, there was three of us. While on our way up, we finish a good portion of the beer and start working on our Loko, then...it hit us, hammered already, we start working on the second Loko. I start yelling at cars in traffic and guys on motorcycles, then see the Ronald Mcdonald house..where I also yell something very offensive. While sitting in traffic, Jon gets out of the SUV and throws his trash on the railroad tracks in front of many many people. We finally get to the parking lot, destroyed at this point, peeing next to cars and yelling offensive slurs and sounds. We played follow the leader all throughout our voyage to the actual grounds of the event and i somehow ended up falling and cutting my leg. Im not really sure how. We finally get to the grounds and there are literally THOUSANDS of people, just so happens to be that we saw some friends and hung with them. While enjoying our drunken fun, Jon and I decide "it's time to take a leak"..This line for the porterpot is HUGE, we cut infront of a good 80 people and both decide to go in the same PorterPotty..Mind you, I am only 170lbs, Jon is about 250-260lbs! When we are finished crossing swords, we exit and some how manage to split up, i see another person from home and hang with him..Then manage to meet back up with my original gang, where I decide it's a great idea to scoop some people up on my shoulders, just so happens to be the wrong people! So while I am scooping random people up, my friends are taking pictures of the crowd and surroundings, that is where they located me! With people on my shoulders and screaming obscene things! We finally meet and Jon introduces me to some random girls and guys, one guy gave us a brand new bottle of Jager (Jon and I drank it all right then and there)then, one of the girls says "look at my tattoo!" she lifts up her skirt and has the most perfect DICK tattooed on her ass-cheek! it looked more real then our own! While threatening the security guard that i was going to jump in to the Delaware River and swim to Philly so i didnt have to pay the toll, Jon and our friends are breaking bottles on the asphalt.(Very Roudy) Finally we decide its time to go, we head over to the parking lot and I decide "Im going in that warehouse!" Jon and Jay both said "there is noway youre getting in!" well, the first door i opened was unlocked and i was in! Then we head over to Pat's Steaks for some Philly Cheese steaks, while standing in the extra long ride, a Honda Civic pulls up to a stop sign and hits Jon with the mirrors, he looks and just starts laughing at the guy in the car. We all get TWO cheese steaks each and house the things within minutes, then while driving to a friends girlfriends house we see a friend driving and throw food at his convertible infront of police and bystanders on the street. When we arrive at the "girlfriends" house, we realize she is at work until 11! So we think its a good idea to take pictures of the railroad tracks and stuff, while doing this, we manage to almost get hit by Septa trains...three times i believe? When the end of the night comes, we are driving down the Atlantic City Expressway, it is 1130 at night, maybe later..(i dont really remember), and already we are hungover and thinking about what to do next. thank you Loko! sincerely, Justin Jon and Jay
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