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I'd been talking to a girl for a week to find out that John Mayer is coming to Austin the following we. Nice. Thanks in advance, Mayer, for you are about to get me laid -- I think to myself. I don't even own a car because I'm just a lowly college sophomore at the time, so I borrow my roommate's truck. I pick the girl up from her place and smoothly offer her two of the 4x Four Lokos I smoothly brought with me once I park outside of John Mayer's venue. She declines. But I figure she'll be down for some Loko once Mayer loosens her up, so I chug one and throw the rest of the Lokos in my backpack. We head in. Who ends up drinking the rest of the Lokos himself? *Points to self* This guy. The next morning, I wake up in the bed of my roommate's pickup truck. She obviously tried to drive me home, but didn't know exactly where I lived, so she parked in the alley near my place with me in tow. She'd stuffed my roommate's car keys in my shirt pocket and deleted her number from my phone. And she probably laid John Mayer.
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