3a6af027_ivacy_Policy_In_Layman_s_Words__What_they_really_mean
[What they say] We make good faith efforts to provide you access to your personal information upon request and to let you correct such data if it is inaccurate and delete it, when reasonably possible. [What they really mean] 
Dude, it’s not like we steal your secrets and you won’t ever see them again. You can even delete some if you want. God, you really do have something to hide, don’t you?
Google's Privacy Policy In Layman's Words
What they really mean