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So, where to start? 4Loko swept the suburb I live in Beverly Hills, CA. Now the 90210 has always been made out to be a classy place of partying, but ever since Loko arrived, it has turned into a shit-show. Anyways, my two friends and I decide to get 6 Loko's (2 each for all of you math geniuses) and hit up this girls party. This girl is pretty hot, and her daddy just so happens to own the local Mercedes Benz dealership in town, giving you an idea of the size of her house. Half the school is practically going, there are about 3 kegs, 12 bottles, and everyone has brought their loko. I drink one, feel alright nothing really and then my friends and I chug all of our seconds. Basically we start breaking bottles, expensive bottles too, fucking grey goose and that shit. The girl's boyfriend tells us to get the fuck out, but I mean come on it is three on one. So my friend Luke takes an Absolute Pear bottle and smashes it on this guys head. Meanwhile I start making my way towards my ex girlfriend who is flirting it up with some lacrosse prick. I walk up to her, and pour my cup of beer all over her head, and to make a long story short, literally the entire party is screaming at us and throwing shit at us. We of course challenge the entire mob, but end up making our way out to the street. Now what do three drunken idiots do after getting kicked out of a girl's party whose dad owns a car dealership? Thats right we go to the dealership and pelt baseballs at the windows and cars giving off a concert of car alarms and burglary sirens. I wake up in the cabana of my neighbor's pool, and my two friends are bare ass naked on the porch. That week in school we hear an announcement to go down the office, and when criticized for drinking under age by our principle (which can lead to a possible suspension) we simply say, it was the LOKO!!!
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