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EHOLEY! i cant believe this shit is banned, what the fuck am i going to do over the weekend. this shit literally saved my life, it got me in the most horniest, fucked up pyscho moods i have ever been in. One night i decided to crack that shit open, sucked it down within a span on 10 minutes, cracked another open, chugged that shit so fast i was puking it up like a fucking fountain you'd see shooting up water like a damn water fall. Few hours later, still with my head up my ass, i decided to go horseback riding. that horse was galloping so fast my dick was pounding against its spine and i think i might have jizzed on it a little. Before you know it i flew off the horse, after whipping its ass telling it to go faster, i flew off into a pile of FUCKING HORSE SHIT! thats rite, fuckin horse shit. face down, ass up. fuck my life. slept there all night, too piss drunk to get up. woke up with horse shit CAKED ON MY FUCKING FACE! and as i opened up my mouth to scream the dry shit fell inside of my mouth! oh my god, lord jesus save me please gotta love the loko
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