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I was @ this housewarming party and I started off with a rum and cola to get things started, then they ran outta rum so I moved on to Bitch wine. After I gracefully gulped down the wine, I motivated two others on some shot of tequila! Here we are 1 rum, 2 reds, and 2 cues in and I apatite is still desiring more, so I move to the kitchen find some beers, gourmet cheeses and some bubbly. I hurriedly fed myself cheese and beer like I was in a hostage situation to my booze lust. I get close to the end of the second beer and do my social butterfly thing and get the energy a little bit higher, then... we pop the champeezy! As I am in the kitchen pouring glasses I see a bottle of vodka and gin, and nothing goes better with champagne like shots of vodka! As the champagne and vodka is being polished off we begin to stumble out into the magic that is stuy-town. Shortly there after my memory begins to fade and I leave the scene. Crazily it is not the end, it is just the beginning, Jesus, then, takes the wheel and safely gets me to my destination from LES to Midtown! Thank You Lord! I guess the moral of this story is... Alcohol no matter taste/ color or brand... will get you trashed, if you really want it! Oh yea. warning: No fourloko was consumed on this night of epic adventure and imagination!
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