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so news years. already a place of horror for storys on this site. bunch of ppl at the barn house drinking locos gettin shitty. after close to seems what was 3 or 4 locos i had broken the seal and started pissin in what seems like every other 20 mins. ( understand this is a group of close to 40 ppl on new years with multiple cases and lokos just sitting out for friends to drink. cause remember friends if your gonna have a real party, ur friends shouldnt have to bring money. just for future refrence.)so after chugging the last sip of my loko and throwing it into the ground i start walking out side to piss, as i walk i already start unzipping my pants. the whole night i had been pissing around the corner of the barn in a dark area where i couldnt see. this last piss was interesting. while peeing i heard a voice litley say "whos peeing on me". i zoom in to where im peeing and its a girlfriend of mine passed out on the ground and i had pissed all in her hair. lol. awesome. then i rush back inside wobbleing and laughing. as i tell the boys we all giggle and my buddy passes me a blunt thats been in rotation. i take a huge hit and start coughing my ass off. my buddy ask me if i would like a sip of water from his aquafina bottle. come to find out it was everclear. i took a huge sip. even before i could blink i was already throwing it up. funny thing is i didnt let it out the mout. i held it in. so i started running for the door to go out side. without thinking i just ran to the corner where i had been pissing all night and threw it all up. guess who was still laying down passed out. the poorn girl got it in the face this time. lol. after i pulled myself together, laughed my ass of, and punchd my buddy in the stomach we had all the girls take ms. sleep to the house and wash her off. what a great night, and all thanks to loko. why would we ever ban this acid drink lol
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