even by his stratospheric standards, this was something very special cristiano ronaldo was back to his brilliant, unplayable best as he scored five goals in real madrid's 9 1 rout of granada on sunday, among them an eight minute hat trick that treble was ronaldo's 31st career hat trick and his 24th in la liga, equalling lionel messi's record in the competition it also took his formidable goal tally for the bernabeu club to 299 in 287 matches against granada, ronaldo has now scored 11 times in just eight matches but, compared with some, they have got off quite lightly we take a look at the clubs who have suffered the most at the hands of the portuguese wonder cristiano ronaldo scored five goals as real madrid thrashed granada 9 1 on sunday afternoon  the portuguese superstar was simply irresistible as real ran riot at the bernabeu  sevilla   18 goals in 12 matches  there's no denying it   ronaldo just loves playing against sevilla, whose defence must be terrified every time they see him three of those la liga hat tricks have come against the team from andalusia   he scored triples in a 6 2 win at the ramon sanchez pizjuan in may 2011, a 4 1 success at the bernabeu in february 2013 and a 7 3 thrashing in october of the same year but they aren't even ronaldo's best return he scored four goals, including a 12 minute hat trick, in another 6 2 win in seville back in may 2011 most recently, ronaldo scored twice in real's 2 0 uefa super cup win over sevilla in august ronaldo celebrates with james rodriguez after scoring in real's 2014 uefa super cup win over sevilla  atletico madrid   15 goals in 20 matches  madrid derbies have been pretty common in recent years   not only in la liga but also in the copa del rey (they're met in four of the last five seasons) and, of course, last season's champions league final in the 2011 12 league fixtures, ronaldo scored twice against atleti at the bernabeu and three times against them at vicente calderon both matches ended in 4 1 wins for real but the most famous was in lisbon last may, when ronaldo scored real's fourth in the champions league final and ran off for that shirtless celebration ronaldo whips off his shirt to celebrate scoring the fourth goal in real's 2014 champions league final win  barcelona   15 goals in 26 matches  as a manchester united player, ronaldo failed to score in five meetings with barcelona but that soon changed when he switched to real madrid in 2009 scored: 417 goals  against: 82 clubs  he scored an extra time header to win the copa del rey final of 2011 and claim his first piece of silverware at the bernabeu and the clasico goals have flowed regularly since   ronaldo has scored seven against barca in the league, five in the copa del rey and three in the supercopa with ronaldo and messi in a never ending 'anything you can do' contest, there should be many more to come lionel messi was left scratching his head after ronaldo scored in the clasico last october  getafe   15 goals in nine matches  ronaldo really has it in for getafe with an excellent scoring ratio against madrid's city rivals he notched hat tricks against them in both the 2010 11 season and the 2012 13 campaign and added two more in a 3 0 real win when the sides met at the coliseum alfonso perez back in january i doubt getafe are looking forward to their last day visit to the bernabeu very much ronaldo celebrates after scoring against getafe at the bernabeu in may 2011  athletic bilbao   14 goals in 12 matches  another team ronaldo averages better than a goal a game against is bilbao he topped up his impressive record against the basques with a hat trick in a 5 0 home win earlier this season that was the second time he has scored three against them   the other came in a 5 1 bernabeu victory in november 2010 ronaldo also registered doubles in a 4 1 win in january 2012 and a 3 0 win at san mames in april 2013 ronaldo heads home real's second goal against athletic bilbao in a la liga meeting in september 2013  malaga   13 goals in 13 matches  ronaldo has malaga in the crosshairs too, averaging a goal a game in his 13 encounters with them he has scored two hat tricks against them, in a 7 0 demolition at the bernabeu in march 2011 and a 4 0 success at la rosaleda in october the same year it almost came as a surprise when ronaldo failed to find the net against them back in november   but he did contribute two assists instead ronaldo wheels away in celebration after scoring against malaga back in january 2010  celta vigo   12 goals in six matches  ronaldo's best scoring ratio is against celta vigo where he has an incredible average of two goals a game admittedly, there have only been six games since celta returned to the top flight but nearly all of them have been messy ronaldo scored a hat trick in a 3 0 home win earlier this season and he also scored three in a copa del rey tie in january 2013 indeed, ronaldo has scored every time he's faced them ronaldo averages two goals a game against celta vigo   including this one in december 2014  levante   12 goals in 11 matches  levante have also served as target practice for ronaldo too over the years, with the goals coming at regular intervals earlier this season, ronaldo helped himself to two as real routed them 5 0 at the ciutat de valencia a copa del rey tie in december 2010 saw ronaldo score three of real's eight strikes on target for real in an away la liga match with levante back in november 2012  villarreal   11 goals in 13 matches  after drawing a blank four times against villarreal with manchester united, ronaldo has well and truly made up for lost time he has scored 11 times in nine la liga encounters, including a hat trick in a 4 2 home win in january 2011 (plus an assist for good measure) ronaldo extended his scoring streak against the yellow submarine this season, netting both home and away a high five for gareth bale after scoring against villarreal earlier this season the game ended 2 2  granada   11 goals in eight matches  ronaldo sliced through the granada defence on sunday like a knife through butter, registering the first five goal haul of his career he also took his impressive tally against this particular opponent to 11 goals in eight outings ronaldo points to the heavens after scoring for real madrid against granada last season  ronaldo against the english teams  ronaldo's prolific scoring record against the spanish clubs means you have to go down to no 16 on the overall list to find the premier league opponent he has scored most against it's aston villa   ronaldo scored nine times in 14 matches against them during his time with manchester united he also has eight in 16 meetings with tottenham hotspur but how about the leading teams in england? arsenal   six goals in 15 matches  ronaldo mustered half a dozen goals for manchester united against the gunners during his six seasons at old trafford the most significant were the two at the emirates to deliver united into the 2009 champions league final, while he also scored twice in a 4 2 success at highbury in february 2005 ronaldo celebrates his stunning free kick for manchester united in the champions league semi with arsenal  manchester city   five goals in 13 matches  ronaldo scored four times in manchester derbies during his time at old trafford   and also found the target against city for real madrid in a 2012 champions league tie his most telling contribution was a penalty at the etihad in may 2007 as united beat their rivals 1 0 en route to the premier league title a youthful ronaldo scored twice as united beat city 4 2 in an fa cup tie in february 2004  liverpool   three goals in 11 matches  ronaldo has struggled for goals against liverpool   scoring twice against them for united and then adding another in real's 3 0 win at anfield earlier this season that was his first time scoring at anfield as the other two came at old trafford in contrasting circumstances   a 3 0 win in march 2008 and a 4 1 loss in march 2009 ronaldo draws the ire of the anfield crowd after scoring there for real madrid earlier this season  manchester united   two goals in two matches  ronaldo came back to haunt sir alex ferguson and united by scoring in both legs of their 2013 champions league last 16 tie his header cancelled out danny welbeck's opener in the bernabeu and he then scored the decisive goal at old trafford   refusing to celebrate   after nani had been sent off for united ronaldo refused to celebrate after scoring the goal that knocked man united out of europe in 2013  chelsea   one goal in 15 matches  ronaldo's record against chelsea is poor   having found the net just once against the london side in 15 appearances mind you, it was an incredibly important one, a header in the 2008 champions league final as united claimed their third european cup triumph ronaldo towers above the chelsea defence to head home during the 2008 champions league final  18   sevilla  15   atletico madrid, barcelona, getafe  14   atletico bilbao  13   malaga  12   celta vigo, levante  11   villarreal, granada  10   osasuna  9   aston villa, valencia, rayo vallecano, real sociedad, deportivo  8   tottenham  7   schalke, ajax, zaragoza, mallorca, elche, almeria, fulham, wigan  6   racing santander, galatasaray, arsenal, bolton, newcastle, portsmouth  5   everton, manchester city, west ham, middlesbrough  4   bayern munich, marseille, lyon, xerez, espanyol, derby, west brom, reading  3   fc copenhagen, borussia dortmund, roma, juventus, cska moscow, real betis, valldolid, dinamo moscow, liverpool, blackburn  2   ludogorets, ac milan, sporting lisbon, basle, zurich, eibar, gijon, hercules, apoel, southampton, birmingham, stoke, hull, manchester united, watford  1   auxerre, inter, gamba osaka, porto, murcia, tenerife, cordoba, ponferradina, debreceni, sunderland, charlton, chelsea, millwall, exeter 
ronaldo real madrid's granada sevilla atletico portuguese getafe celta vigo
ronaldo scored five times in real madrid's 9 1 win over granada . it takes his total to 11 goals in eight matches against them . but granada have got off lightly compared to some teams he has faced . ronaldo has 18 goals in 12 against sevilla; 15 in 20 versus atletico . portuguese has 15 goals in nine against getafe and 12 in six vs celta vigo 