as i passed the bathroom door , i stopped , because through the crack , i could see them , and the sight broke my heart , truly . theres nothing wrong with either of those items , of course . `` we 're a matched set , your majesty . '' `` i woke up on the small island surrounded by a moat . '' and chances are this is a test by whatever god is protecting her . he 'd been eating the stuff on the dump and i ate him so that 's how i got changed ! 