he holds up the cloth , stretching it out so we can all see . i would n't have been able to wipe my ass after all this second-guessing . `` that was a one-act play , folks . '' maybe she should fling herself off a cliff . instead , she snuggled against his side . weasel , go get my cricket bat . walking to the door on shaky legs , i opened it to see the crowd of people in the hallway . 