dumping bottle of shampoo on the floor. begin cleaning slimy, soapy mess.
5. turn and grab toddler before he throws turtle into the toilet. "who left the turtle on the floor?!"
6. hold turtle while waiting for guilty son to claim his turtle. demand that he thanks you for saving turtle's life.
7. toddler is now trying to climb in the tub. he has successfully submerged one foot with shoe and sock in the water.
8. force screaming toddler out of tub so you can remove his clothing.
9. gratefully return screaming toddler to tub.
10. wash toddler while he throws anything in sight into the water because he likes the splash.
11. toddler likes to stand 