nothing and no one in my entire life has ever turned me on as much as she does . `` you keep that soft pink thing . '' we could grab something to eat and catch a movie afterwards . '' `` with enough garlic to ward off vampires for the next hundred years . fucking scared and i 'm not the only who feels that way . '' `` what are you doing with that den ? '' dont tell me youre one of those people who likes to get it gentle . 