humans' bedroom and destroy the newest issue of "old house journal" or any other magazine that costs more than $2.00.
i will not sneak past the bunny-gate, jump into my human's bed, chew up her sheets, build a nest there, and line it with my own spare fur.
i will not steal and devour my human's slippers, especially after they have been declared "off limits" and i have been given my own special pair to destroy.
i will not try to chew holes into my human's singing machine, just to let her know she needs to practice more so that she can get a record deal and i can be famous, or be 