you do n't have to go in with us to check . we did n't even qualify as a distraction for her . right now my face feels like a burning hot forest fire . i cried out as the creatures bore down on my friends , who were completely unaware of the new threat . i dont mean to tell anybody what were celebrating . he 'd have to dig up a date , either a woman who bored him to tears or one who thought she could be the one to catch him when no other woman had been able to before . 