it 's not the worst night of my life . seeing my expression , he quickly said , `` do n't worry . i offered to share with them , i am not as selfish as they say ! i up and deserted them blue-bellies . `` assuming you 're aware that his marriage is a fake . '' `` okay , '' i say as my hands start to shake . the blouse is unbuttoned far enough to show off what she has while still looking professional . when the first shadow touched me , it felt like ice . 