– i have more business than i know what to do with. create one of these silly white elephant gift ideas for your this year’s christmas party. a celebration for a couple starting a new life together. first, it takes 30 hours to complete (yes, 3-0). she demanded that he got her a ticket right away and gave her the address. a few months after the interview, i noticed that the story was not published and assumed it ended up on the cutting room floor, never to see the light of day. 