you have n't always made the best choices , but i did n't think you were stupid . '' my mouth was dry as i whispered , `` a vampire . '' `` and even if it were n't the custom , you are a vampire right now . `` he thinks she wants to eat our livers . '' by the time we left , i was ready to get him back home and have a longer and louder session in bed . hed bounced us on his knee , pretending to be a pony . 