`` i never said that- '' `` 'cause they damn well did n't ! '' part three clean dirty jokes the following are examples of the type of jokes told in the midwest during the mid twentieth century . `` because i want to have something with you , and if i 'm not mistaken i think you want to have something with me . '' they both look exactly the same , but one of them has to be a fake . and , its not just poor people transportation . i did not take them from the library . 