your house is in such bad shape, you try to tread quietly for fear the surrounding mess may open up and swallow you whole. that is how my house is right now to put it mildly. my house pretty much went completely under in the weeks i was finishing my job, then even more mess got piled on in the last few weeks of my semester.
in the perfect dream world that i sometimes slip into, my day was great...my house was clean, and i decided to dust, my sweet eager kids came running in to help, and one sprayed the dusting spray, while the other wiped...can't you just hear the 