who turned the air conditioner on so cold ? is it true you got asked to the snowball dance by eight different junior high girls ? she might have drifted off to sleep , but she did n't think so . i was one of the unlucky bastards who drew the short straw . go ahead as i put things in motion . '' she sucked me hard and fast . kids , dogs , parents with digital cameras poking out of their pockets fought for space on the crowded sidewalk . 