i swear to god i 'm not trying to be dramatic , but i 'd jump off the nearest cliff to save myself from the next seven months of my life . '' though the villagers were terrified of this man , they had ak-47s pressed against their backs . and there were humans inside that building . it 's a little cape cod , painted gray and white , with a big blue bow on the door . yet , the now happily married husband and new father looked about ready to explode with pride . 