with a confidence of 99.9%, we had a clear winner. but every time they run the footage, a shadow appears on the screen. ← how to write good advertising copy? platform 9 (unfortunately not 9 and 3/4). i don't even drink and i want one of these! and my top tip, at the end of the tea party, make sure you sell off the leftover goodies too! the floor slopes to a trench drain along the wall. the kids have left, people wanting peace and quiet are arriving. you definitely have my vote, because this deserves to win. 