but it was still the best chair on the ship . he looks at me with a this-can't-be-happening expression on his face . 'so , ' he said , before he knew what to say next , 'you like the smiths ? ' he treated her to a charming grin that no doubt worked wonders on any eligible , breathing younger woman . i brushed the dirt off of my jeans . she did n't even seem to feel it . if i tell you now it takes all the fun out of it , i said . 