and the reason i got called tiffany is because when i was born , dear father case was so sore i was n't a boy he gave my mother a thousand bucks and a powder case from tiffany 's and walked out . but you should know the truth , and if it ruins everything , so be it . every time some small obstacle had made her turn right , she 'd turned carefully left the next time . `` we thought you might have been taken , '' tack says . 