`` you work hard , hit your goals and all the rest , and they keep you happy . one to be taken to the east and one to the west . to my son , everything is better dipped in cheese - except fruit . sliding the jeans all the way up , zipping them with a grunt , he scrambled for the bedroom door . i got off my knees and walked over to the window . everyone just stood there , looking at him as though expecting something more . i have no clue , i shook my head . 