abigail sighed and looked into the fire . `` do n't panic , '' says the female voice on the line . `` i 'm assuming it 's kosher to wear jeans to this burger place ? to be specific , one of them is on the small of my back and the other one is on my hip . what if he did n't come out of this alive ? you want to know why i have a chip on my shoulder ? '' maybe i could keep writing another year . 