i nod and he sits back , breathing heavily . and now , to top it all off , she was about to lose her job , on a hundred-degree day in the deep south under a statue 's naked ass . from what he could see , most people did n't . `` i need to report a stolen credit card , '' i said . the way i felt , i did not expect to wake up . it was n't black , and it was n't a pit . but if it 's something else , it 's our responsibility . '' 