she has trained me well, depending on which perspective you use. as a freshman in college i really had love down pat. i called my girl-friend back home, who had my senior ring, and asked her if it would be all right if i went out (just once) with a girl, who was a college senior, who had asked me out. (yes, i really did that). my girl-friend hung up on me and mailed my senior ring back to me. when i got back from my freshman year in college i had figured out how to solve all my love problems. i asked that girl, who mailed my senior ring 