or kiss chase and, because you're a nice person, you might even invite him home for tea to play with your toys. oh! what a mistake that would be! he would kick the football over the fence and laugh. spit in all the girls' ears, and laugh some more, and then break your favorite toy into a hundred pieces just to see if it made you cry. and if by chance it did, he would say, “you did that, i'm telling!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 