the next two weeks went by slowly and still no call . `` but you are the best man , after all . and , what made it worse , she had n't been honest . like just how close she 'd come to being screwed in every way possible . i kept my right hand glued to my hip and danced like i did n't have a care in the world . i want to go to my room . '' lets go in there and do it as a three-piece . 