this is what life is about : seeing new places , meeting new people , grabbing life by the balls and squeezing until it coughs up a story worth telling . i swear he is flexing the muscles of his tail for my benefit . and do n't forget you can call upon the most high . '' he located a flight of stairs and was up one floor . why dont i tell you how jasper and i met ? behind them the door was opening slowly , slowly , slowly . 