`` but those are just old pictures . he felt himself grind his teeth . `` you are the weirdest couple , '' i said over the bass . mum said that she supposed it might . he sighed and looked at me . i walked precariously on my high heels toward the club . `` so , what exactly are you doing , looking like a guy 's wet dream on my doorstep ? '' of course i would , ash said , choking on the words . dance all ye joyful , now dance all together ! 