i guess i was on track to being my dad -- maybe not as bad , but let 's face it , it was n't easy to resist the black hole that was frank collins , and i 'd always done what he said . 'she 's standing outside the cave mouth - or door , or whatever you want to call it . when it came time to go to college , it was natural for us to choose the same one . `` we all know that there is no escape . ill bet bach would be surprised to hear that ! 