when i got them back , i felt like i was dressed in a special designer line . why did you accept the mission in the first place ? my calling name is paris , he said . `` i do n't know what you mean , '' i cried out in desperation . after you 'd had sex with me and promised to be faithful . '' `` would you believe i was just thinking about how your quiet understanding made it easy to talk to you ? '' someone leaned out , waving an arm at them . 