as he leaned over the table , lining up the tip of his stick to the cue , now , i kick your ass . my cell phone started to ring . if that site is real , if this jack has caught lightning in a bottle , if if if . right now i 'd take a worse paying job than i have here just to get my foot in the door somewhere . '' `` they want to give him a live shot . '' she told me is it an insult ? 