a guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "can you please help me, i don't know what hole i'm on."
she told him "you are one hole behind me.
i'm on 7; you're on 6." he thanked her and continued playing golf. on the back nine he got lost again.
he saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "i'm sorry to bother you again but i'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole i'm on." she told him "you are one hole behind me. i'm on 14; you are 