now come over here and give me a smelly kiss . '' could it really be as easy as this ? my man would be more than happy to do the job . more , he can remember counting them . `` i feel so sorry for all the girls in school . well , richards only recently informed me of your secret weapon . `` you complain about being single , yet you ca n't handle a date for a night ? '' you call bugs , snakes and bears fun ? 