you kept her from me for all these years . `` did you listen to anything we talked about last night ? i want to say something trite and defensive , but i ca n't . `` no wonder she demanded i marry you . '' oh god , please let it have been animal , or better yet , something already dead from the grocery store . it could just be that it was an honest mistake . `` why on earth would you need to know that ? that little pop gun worked good , though . 