she told herself that over and over again on the drive into the office , and as she walked down the side parking area to the loading area . `` hey , sexy monster chick , '' a voice said behind me . watch what they do to you . `` since i decided to marry her ... '' i shrugged a shoulder before looking her directly in the eye . no , but why do i wish like hell it was ? `` um ... where did you learn to crochet ? '' 