i was able to sleep soundly without worrying my house would get flooded. i have a lot of house and yard work to do to get things back to normal.
or perhaps it does, it's just that lightning and pirates don't go well together. or they don't want to fuss with leaving their coats on their chairs where it could get dragged or dropped onto the floor. there might be some fear of getting their coats stolen, too, thanks to that issue with north face coats a few years ago. 