the woman looked like she used a swamp for personal hygiene . the word came out short , clipped , and i forced myself to relax . `` i did n't ask you to come over . '' he quickly sat down , slammed the door , and buckled himself in . i ca n't let him see that i 'm pleased to hear him admit to being attracted to me , especially when `` pleased '' is code for `` i can barely breathe i 'm so excited '' . 