we were told love was to blame . the stove immediately decides to get its own back by setting light to a checked tablecloth that my dad has laid out and secured with rocks in each of the four corners . men do this all the time and there 's no reason a woman ca n't . do you think he was angry enough to kill his own father ? '' i jumped through the security hoops , which took an extra five minutes because of the heightened alert everyone was on for the festival . 