you’re two… it’s fun to learn. when you’re 32… you don’t have time to learn, and if you do, it costs a lot of money.
when you’re two… you get to do arts and crafts every day. when you’re 32… you don’t have time for arts and crafts, unless you’re an art teacher.
when you’re two… people buy you things all the time. when you’re 32… you get gifts on your birthday and christmas.
when you’re two… you get rewarded when you pee in the bathroom. when you’re 32… you can’t go pee in the bathroom alone. ever.
when you’re two… you can fall asleep anywhere, in any position. when you’re 32… you just, 