the dog) should clear the area before you begin cooking these bad boys because they do pop.
don't have a stomach for danger? you can leave out the corn, just be sure to back off on the milk a bit, adding a little at a time until you get a super thick batter that will still slowly slide off of the spoon into the hot oil. for all this trouble and excitement you will be rewarded with crispy, crunchy nuggets that are perfect with a tomato based soup, chili, or best of all, all by themselves with a cold beer while sitting on the back deck observing the neighbors.
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