call me tomorrow afternoon , we can take the dogs for a little walk and maybe i can clear a couple things up for your curious mind . i could have got him in front of everyone . `` we could each have our own army of slaves to care to our every whim . '' she 's had lots of practice cutting things - and people - up . he did n't like the feeling of sweaty , sticky skin . i forgot to bring a diaper and she weighs an extra five pounds . '' 