in the house?
tiger: i had to go to the bathroom.
tiger: sorry, lady human, but i reserve the right to select my favorite bathroom spot, just like you do.
me: and i am cramped.
stella: lady human, are you still complaining about the size of my bed?
me: no, your bed is fine. i am complaining about my bed. it seems someone is always stretched out right in the center.
stella: that’s easy. just move over.
me: i can’t. i’m not the one in the center.
stella: even easier. take up less space.
me: i can’t do that either. you take up less space. scrunch up.
stella: i can’t scrunch up. i am a bulldog. there’s no scrunch in 