cause, but one of the drivers is carrot top. when the other car peels out, he just sits there and says to the girl who started the race: “hey. c’mere. need to make a collect call?” then he gives the spiel that’s in every one of these ads: “just dial down the center! c-a-l-l-a-t-t ! it’s free for you, and cheap for them!” then he suggests that since the other driver is gone, she ought to jump into his car. this is the basic formula: a very, very slight joke squeezed in before and after the sales pitch. in another ad, top is on a date at a fancy restaurant—and 