it was like the guns were new arms for me , they had to be that if it was going to work . `` nothing 's wrong with me , '' i say , loudly . `` i was home early from school one day . he picked up the remote that lay on the table beside his bed and pressed the random button . `` i was fine , it just took me a while to find a ladder , that was all . '' theres goes my vanity once again , in full bore . 