my friend got me into it . he shouldnt have been here by himself . ours is the skinny one with the bad beard and the floppy hat , sir . with my hands cuffed behind my back , i had to lean forward , which put more pressure on my broken ribs . in less than twenty-four hours i 'd be in his arms , and that was enough for me to be excited about . lie to yourself about this cheat . `` try your best to stay on the wall throughout the entire ride and you should be fine . '' 