i don't know why it never dawned on me to just try and make them from scratch. smashed ground pork sausage on a toast with melted goat cheese. the beef patty was 1/4 pound served on a large fresh hard roll which was toasted with melted butter on it. if they're aesthetically pleasing to boot then kids are also more likely to eat them. so even though it takes many more dollars to buy a gallon of gas today than it did in 1960, it takes much less gold to do the same thing. 