`` if i 'd known you were there , then maybe i- '' `` maybe you would have what ? even the hard hat sat in a puddle of mud . she had a mean temper and a thing on her face the size of dog turd . i let it drop , let it go , let it slide away sideways . just the feel of her lips on his bare skin , her beautiful mouth on his c**k had been enough to completely turn him upside down . 