were made over the summer by suspects to get into the store but they failed. this is the first successful burglary at the store.
police are asking if anyone who might have seen the truck driving around in the middle of the night to call them. for about twenty minutes or however long it takes you to wash that mountain of dishes. when it’s a little brown on top, you know it’s done.
cost: about $1.40 a serving.
*i can’t figure out why anyone would actually eat turnips by themselves. 