talking on my mobile.
4) i said ‘love you’ to the postman instead of ‘thank you’.
5) i waited at the traffic lights for ages because i could not remember if it was green or red for ‘go.
6) i lose count of how many spoonfuls of formula milk i have put in the bottle, and have to pour it back and start again. and again. and again.
8) i put my baby in someone else’s car because i thought it was mine.
9) i told a supermarket security guard my baby was missing- only to remember the baby was at my mums.
10) i made gravy in the teapot instead of the gravy boat.
11) i 