dad: i’m going to tell you this…it really scared me…i thought, i don’t want to tell anyone because then i would have to go to the doctor or the hospital, and probably have to have surgery and i don’t want to go to the hospital.
daughter: what are you talking about, dad?
dad: well the other day, i was sitting in my chair, and i looked down and noticed that something was coming out of my belly button…i thought…that’s not good. i was afraid my insides were coming out. so i thought well i’m not going to tell anyone because they would take me to the hospital…so i thought i will just 