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 it’s not my fault that i got all the good-looking genes! i’d give you some if i could, but all i can do is hope you have a great birthday!
 my dear big sister, thanks for always letting me be younger than you!
 remember when you always used to pick on me? well, here’s your birthday present: i forgive you. and i guess i should also say thank you for saving me money on your gift!
 happy birthday sister and, don’t forget, i know how old you really are!
 may you live to be very old and toothless. so far so good!
 when you were born, you 