i let dare lead me to the house , and i let him prepare lunch for me , and sit with me on the porch until it 's time to eat again for dinner . she slid her hand over his . his grin was all cheeky , dangerous charm . or ever , as the case may be . `` i 'm going to f**k you so hard you wo n't be able to walk . '' any minute now , it would spill down the other side , and she 'd lose her stomach ... and her reputation . 