`` we 're not watching calories or fat grams or carbs or anything else today , '' she said . `` i 'm selling this place and moving back to my old town . '' she was smiling at me , that big , beautiful smile , and her long , dark hair moved in the breeze . he saw its lights go off . then the voice said , 'i suppose the key is n't in the lock , is it ? ' no one ever accused me of being nice . he was right , she was so damn easy to trick ! 