for instance , it lists the ingredients but not the measurements , and the instructions make no sense . i check my watch , hoping they did n't leave . `` thank you for pointing that out . '' i leaned back against the cushion of the booth , wishing it would swallow me whole because she was about to rip me a new one . but maybe he had always been so divided and she just had n't known it . i was planning to buy a bottle of wine and head home , but i 'd rather have some company . '' 