Good news! Kenya has developed an ingenious, foolproof plan to put an end to the menace of cybercrime as we know it: they'll soon be with the government before going online. Since most of us realize that hacking or tricking Wi-Fi authentication systems is impossible, and, as we all know, criminals aren't capable of stealing other peoples' Wi-Fi credentials, Kenya will be at the very forefront of landing a killing blow on internet-based crime as we know it for decades to come. It's simply amazing that someone didn't come up with this idea sooner. The new head of Kenya's Communications Authority, Francis Wangusi, last week that Kenya has taken over chairmanship of Association of Regulators of Information and Communications for Eastern and Southern Africa (ARICEA), a body that fights cybercrime within member nations. A new mandate of the group will require that every single Wi-Fi device in each and every member nation be registered with KENIC for the good of internet users everywhere: Other reports seem to indicate the well-formed plan could just involve users having to before being able to access the internet whatsoever: Since MAC spoofing apparently doesn't exist in the alternate dimension I'm currently writing this story from, it should be relatively easy to get everybody voluntarily registered while constantly monitoring and thwarting any attempt to bypass the system. Similarly, since fighting the ambiguous menace known as "cybercrime" is never used as a pretense to expand government surveillance and brick-and-mortar , Kenya will likely spearhead this bold new assault on internet skulduggery without any negative repercussions whatsoever for the public at large. Amazing! Filed Under: cybersecurity, kenya, registration, wifi
It is a remarkably simple initiative, but Kenya has decided that by making prior-registration a legal requirement before accessing public wifi, it will become more difficult for criminals to hijack systems and identities. Essentially the users MAC-code becomes an authentication passport and will be tied to their national ID number. The flip side of this is that Kenya's Human Rights rating has been suffering recently, and many will see the move as President Kenyatta smothering his opposition. Kenyan companies will also be "required" to host their sites from within Kenya.