It 's Hot or Not time again as Riath Al-Samarrai reveals what 's been making him feel warm this week and what 's been leaving him cold inside . Radamel Falcao bagged a brace for Colombia on Thursday night , but his double against minnows Bahrain is unlikely to rescue his Manchester United career . WHAT 'S HOT . RADAMEL FALCAO . The Colombian scored twice against Bahrain and the skies did not turn dark and deadly plagues did not strike . But looking at Bahrain ’ s starting XI , his Manchester United resurgence is not a sure thing . Radamel Falcao celebrates the second of his two goals for Colombia in their friendly against Bahrain . Falcao pierces through the hapless Bahrain defence on Thursday night as he enjoys valuable game time . MANNY PACQUIAO . Or rather his massive calves . He gets severe cramps , poor chap , so needs a special anti-inflammatory cream . Alas , he doesn ’ t have US medical insurance and so each small tube costs £1,200 . The £95m he is set to make from fighting Floyd Mayweather should help . Pacquiao 's trainer Freddie Roach ( right ) revealed his fighter suffers from bad leg cramps in training . AARON BADDELEY . The Australian golfer played one of the most absurd holes in memory at the par-four 17th in the Texas Open . He hooked his drive way left and went to look for it in the woods but declared it unplayable . He returned to the tee , reloaded and holed his drive from 336 yards for a birdie three . Andrew Magee ( 2001 Phoenix Open ) has the only par-four ace in PGA Tour history . WHAT 'S NOT . FERNANDO ALONSO . The Spaniard ( below ) has gone rogue . Again . This time he ’ s blaming his McLaren car for last month ’ s crash in practice – a version of events disputed by a 37-page report , numerous experts and 300 sensors on the car . Fernando Alonso IS blaming his McLaren car for last month ’ s crash in practice . AUDLEY HARRISON . Sad to see a career that has drawn so much derision end with the revelation he is suffering brain injuries and faces bankruptcy . Boxers are a stubborn lot and Harrison was deluded , by his own admission , but those around him should have been stronger . Audley Harrison is suffering from traumatic brain injuries and is facing bankruptcy after retiring from boxing . KEVIN PIETERSEN . Poor old Pietersen . He jumps through all the hoops to play for Surrey in a competition that no-one really watches , all so he can maybe , hopefully , possibly play for England again ... if an asteroid strikes the bus carrying all the selectors . Who could have known that years of egotistical behaviour and slagging off your captain would count for so much ? Andrew Strauss feels Kevin Pietersen 's efforts to play himself back into the England Test will be in vain .
Radamel Falcao scored twice for Colombia against minnows Bahrain . Manny Pacquiao spends £1,200 on anti-inflammatory leg cream . Fernando Alonso blames his McLaren car for last month ’ s crash . Audley Harrison reveals battle with bankruptcy and brain injuries .