( CNN ) There was a street named after Chuck Norris , but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives . Chuck Norris counted to infinity . Twice . Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience . Chuck Norris is celebrating his 75th birthday -- but the calendar is only allowed to turn 39 . That last one is true ( well , the first part , anyway ) . The actor , martial-arts star and world 's favorite tough-guy joke subject was born March 10 , 1940 , which makes him 75 today . Or perhaps he IS 39 . Because maybe YOU ca n't beat time , but Chuck Norris can beat anything . Happy birthday !
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