A woman has written a lengthy and quite hilarious handwritten letter to her noisy neighbours after enduring four months of sleepless nights due to their incessantly wild nocturnal ways . Sleep-deprived Melbourne based-actor , Lucy Gransbury , even took photographic evidence of the moment she cheekily threw the note over their adjoining fence before running off in hysterics . Also a comedian , Gransbury used her humour in the two-page rant to get her rage across to the party-hard residents who live next door and cause her never-ending grief . Gransbury posted the letter on her blog with the precursor : 'So if you never hear from me again , I 've been kidnapped and forcibly trapped in my neighbours ' sound system . ' Scroll down for video . Lucy Gransbury wrote a lengthy and quite hilarious handwritten letter to her noisy neighbours after enduring four months of sleepless nights due to their incessantly wild nocturnal ways . The actor/comedian used her humour in the two-page rant to get her rage across to the party-hard residents who live next door and cause her never-ending grief . Gransbury even took photographic evidence of the moment she cheekily threw the note over their adjoining fence before running off in hysterics . Gransbury chose to replace the expletives she had the strong urge to use with the more polite neighbourly word of 'funk ' in her letter that was also published on Mamamia website . 'Dear Noisy Neighbours , . 'There are some choice swear words I would like to throw at you , but in the interest of being neighbourly , I 'm going to replace them all with the word 'funk ' . 'Please turn your funking music down so I can get some funking sleep , ' the letter opened with . She then went onto say that she had been living for the past four months next to the culprits and was woken up by them 'all the funking time ' . 'Last night , like many other nights , it was at 4.30am , a time of morning that should be reserved for breakfast radio hosts , international flight passengers , and parents of infants , ' she said . She signed off with her Twitter handle or if you wanted to follow her in real life just 'head towards the loud house and turn left ' Gransbury said she wanted to yell out to them at 5am but would n't have been heard over the revving of their friend 's engine of their 'sh*thouse fancy ute . ' 'They were then reversing down your driveway for so long and with such difficulty , that I am worried that the man behind the wheel was : . ' A ) drink driving B ) not sure how to drive C ) brain damaged D ) actually a potato . ' Her hopes of the music stopping were quickly dashed as she continued to hear one note on the bass guitar 'over and funking over . ' ' I 'm not sure if it 's you , or perhaps a friend , but one man seemed to contribute to the party by yelling 'derpa , derpa , derpa , derpa ' at the top of his lungs . Is he okay ? ' she asked sarcastically . ' I have genuine concern that this man is : A ) not sure how to human B ) brain damaged C ) actually a moron . ' She also gave her neighbours two gifts - a pair of headphones and a CD she compiled herself with apt songs but then revealed that the CD was actually blank because she was 'too funking tired ' to burn the songs . Gransbury said she bought this card because 'Shut The F**k Up ' was not available in a large size . The music was finally turned down at 6am - just two hours before Gransbury had to go out and begin her day . 'Everyone in my street probably feels the same . And the street behind us . And the deaf man in the next suburb . And anyone buried in the cemetery four kilometres away . ' As the thoughtful neighbour , Gransbury gave her next door pals two gifts - a pair of headphones and a CD she compiled herself with the apt songs : Respect by Aretha Franklin , 'Wake Me Up ' by Avicii , 'All About The Bass ' by Meghan Trainor , 'Stop Right Now ' by The Spice Girls and Uptown Funk ' by Bruno Mars 'because it 's just a funkin ' good song , really ' . But she later revealed in the note that the CD was actually blank because she was 'too funking tired ' to burn the songs . After suggesting to catch up over a G & T sometime , she asked them to 'Grow up . Get some funking manners . And Go . The Funk . To Sleep . ' Gransbury also warned them that she would call the police if there was a next time . The exhausted performer signed off with her Twitter handle or if you wanted to follow her in real life just 'head towards the loud house and turn left ' . After suggesting to catch up over a G & T sometime , the exhausted performer asked them to 'Grow up . Get some funking manners . And Go . The Funk . To Sleep '
Avicii wrote a long handwritten letter to her noisy neighbours . Melbourne-based actor finally erupted after four months of sleepless nights . Also a comedian , she used her humour to tell them what she really thought . The cabaret artist gave them two gifts - headphones and a blank CD . Photos were taken of her throwing letter and over the fence and running off .