( The Frisky ) -- You do n't have to be Jennifer Aniston to think that the four women who Krazy-Glued a cheater 's penis to his stomach were way harsh and beyond psycho . If your ex 's loved ones ask why you broke up , it 's OK to admit he cheated on you , writer says . But in our less scrupulous/mature moments , many of us want to punish a particularly nasty ex , especially if he was a cheater . Ladies , let 's keep it legal ( and Krazy Glue-free ) , OK ? Here are 10 ideas : . 1 . Email his crappiest crap e-mail to Jezebel.com 's Crap E-mail From A Dude and when they publish it , discreetly post the link as your GChat away message . 2 . Call up your hottest platonic male friend , grab your digital camera and go do something adorable together . Now it 's time to create a Facebook photo album full of pics of you looking smiley . ( Bonus points if your ex was slightly paranoid that this guy had a thing for you ) . The Frisky : Possible to remain friends with an ex ? 3 . Permanently adopt that comfy sweatshirt he left at your place . Especially if he 's the one who caused the breakup , he probably does n't have the cojones to ask for it back now . 4 . Gain that extra 10 lbs that fills you out nicely , like Joan Holloway on `` Mad Men '' ... 5 . ... or lose that extra 10 lbs so you can fit into your sexy jeans again . Either way , this also requires a Facebook photo album . The Frisky : How Joan Holloway gives me confidence . 6 . You might hear from his mom , sisters , or other family members you were close to after the breakup , especially if you dated for a long time . Airing too much of your dirty laundry to them will make you look like a psycho . But if he did cheat on you ( and you did n't cheat back ) , it could n't hurt to mention how his bad behavior led to the split . The Frisky : 10 rules on way men and women eat . Dude sure as hell did n't tell them the truth about why you broke up ! And any mom or sister worth her salt will tear your ex a new one when they learn that 's why he lost a great girl like you . The Frisky : Continue relationships with an ex 's loved ones ? 7 . Ignore every single text , Tweet , Facebook poke and email from here on out . But kept posting stuff on your social networking sites on the regular . 8 . If you 're a songwriter or a poet , well , you know what to do . The creep who caused Ani Di Franco 's song `` Untouchable Face '' probably has n't forgotten what he did . 9 . Penning aggressive-aggressive emails ( as opposed to passive-aggressive ones ) is always therapeutic . The Frisky : Passive aggressive notes Web site . 10 . Spend a few months feeling down . Indulge in some therapy . Do some fun things single women do . Work extra-hard at your job and get a promotion . Go take a trip or buy some new clothes . Whenever you 're ready , go meet a new guy . Fall in love . Have tons of great sex . Laugh a lot . Talk about baby names and where you want your honeymoon to be . The next time you run into your ex , mention all the great things that have happened in your life since you broke up ... or just smile . The Frisky : Happy to be single . TM & © 2009 TMV , Inc. | All Rights Reserved .
If your ex cheated on you , there are legal ways to get even . Do whatever it takes to look your best , post pix on Facebook with male friend . Comment: Ignore all social media contact from him . But post a song about his cheating ways .