Dean Obeidallah : I think the real question is why do we have to be so afraid of these people who are trying to kill us? He says Valentine 's Day is tough for those who are not in a relationship . And for those who are in a relationship , handling Valentine 's Day is tricky , too , he says . , I hate cheap chocolate , I hate the pressure it puts on couples and singles , and Cupids are stupid . Obeidallah : Move the holiday to February 29 , so it only comes once every four years .
Dean Obeidallah : I think the real question is why do we have to be so afraid of these people who are trying to kill us? He says Valentine 's Day is tough for those who are not in a relationship . And for those who are in a relationship , handling Valentine 's Day is tricky , too , he says . Obeidallah : Move the holiday to February 29 , so it only comes once every four years .