THIS PHONE IS TOO BIG FOR MY FACE ! '' Writer proposes a peace deal for ` ` fanboys '' of Apple , Samsung products . Under the modest proposal , Apple lovers would stop citing $ 1 billion lawsuit win . Samsung loyalists , in turn , would stop mocking Apple devotees ' habit of lining up for everything . Both parties have the right to mock Apple , BlackBerry .
Writer proposes a peace deal for ` ` fanboys '' of Apple , Samsung products . Under the modest proposal , Apple lovers would stop citing $ 1 billion lawsuit win . Samsung loyalists , in turn , would stop mocking Apple devotees ' habit of lining up for everything . Both parties have the right to mock Apple , BlackBerry .