( The Frisky ) -- Kate Gosselin has had some tough blows this year and Hugh Hefner has dealt her another one . When asked if there was any possibility that Momzilla would grace the glossy covers of Playboy , Hef said , `` No ! No ! '' And the original playboy added insult to injury by suggesting he does n't even know why she 's on `` Dancing with the Stars . '' He explained , `` I do n't think she 's a celebrity . '' She is the second Gosselin rejected from the porno business . It must hurt to hear that no one wants to check out your goody basket . The Frisky : 10 famous female cheaters . Do n't worry , Kate , you 're not the only celebrity to fall short of Hef 's stringent standards . You 're not even the only celebrity on `` DWTS '' to be rejected ! Here are some others who were told to `` keep it on . '' Audrina Patridge . Remember when Audrina Patridge `` accidentally '' leaked some topless photos and was `` so embarrassed ? '' It turned out that she hired a photographer to do the photo shoot when she was 19 years old , to submit to Playboy , but they did n't want to publish the pics . I ca n't really imagine a better fit for the magazine . Maybe they just did n't dig the schoolgirl-in-her-parents-pool set-up ? The Frisky - 10 reality stars with shady pasts . Kelly Osbourne . Way back in 2006 , Kelly Osbourne expressed interest in taking it off for Playboy but said some of her body parts `` would need some airbrushing . '' In response , Hugh Hefner said , `` I ca n't see it happening somehow ; we do n't airbrush to that extent . '' Jeez , Hef , grow some tact ! I wonder if Hef is bummed now that Kelly is thinner , tan , and more Playboy 's speed ? Bridget Marquardt . Bridget Marquardt might have been one of the `` Girls Next Door , '' but apparently , she could n't get in the door at Playboy . After a couple of failed test shoots , she was rejected from being a Playmate , but the Hef welcomed her into his brothel of babes . It seems like a much better deal to get the riches and fame without getting naked . So much for being the dumb one ! The Frisky : Hairstyles that must die on 12 famous men . Britney Spears . Britney Spears was n't exactly rejected , but she was put on the cooler until she stopped acting so nutty . Playboy reps said , `` Hef has said that he is more than happy to feature Britney in the magazine once she can put herself back on the road to recovery . '' Really ? You 're asking her to get her act together and then pose naked ? Is n't it supposed to be the other way around ? The Frisky : 12 bizarro celebrity look-alikes . The `` royal '' housewife . When `` Real Housewives of New York City '' reality star and former model Kelly Bensimon announced she was doing Playboy , Countess LuAnn de Lesseps was all , `` No one asked me ! '' But she has since changed her tune . She says , `` I think my 15-year-old would have a heart attack if I were to do Playboy . It 's not something I really want to do . '' It 's generally a good idea to feign disinterest in things that totally are n't going to happen . I 've already emailed John Mayer to tell him I wo n't date him . He 's probably really sad . '' Russian lesbian pop stars TATU . Remember that awesome Russian lesbian singing duo , TATU ? They did that song `` All the Things She Said '' and that cover of `` How Soon is Now '' ? Well , they were really excited to pose for Playboy when they both turned 18 , but German and American editions of the magazine said they were n't interested ! They did get a blurb in the music section of Playboy , but had to keep their clothes on , which , judging from their music videos , was really hard for them . The Frisky : 10 celebrities who were bullied . `` The Partridge Family '' mom . Shirley Jones , who played the mom on `` The Partridge Family , '' might be 75 years old , but that did n't stop her from posing for some sexy test shots , featuring legs and cleave . But Hefner rejected the pictures , apparently because he `` expected more nudity '' from the actress . I think at 75 , if the biggest insult Hugh Hefner can give you is that he wants to see more of you naked , you 've totally won . TM & © 2010 TMV , Inc. | All Rights Reserved .
Audrina Patridge is n't the only celebrity to fall short of Hefner 's stringent standards . When Audrina Patridge was 75 years old , she hired a photographer to take photos of her topless . Hef rejected pictures of Audrina Patridge because he `` expected more nudity ''