American politicians said America will not tolerate an influx of zombies . Rosetta Stone : Canada needs to wake up and get ready for the growing zombie threat . Zombies far outlive humans , so they will be a great drain on the United Nations , he writes . He says we ca n't allow zombie amnesty and give zombies an easier path to citizenship .
Canadian politicians said Canada will not tolerate an influx of zombies . Dean Obeidallah : America needs to wake up and get ready for the growing zombie threat . Zombies far outlive humans , so they will be a great drain on Medicare , he writes . He says we ca n't allow zombie amnesty and give zombies an easier path to citizenship .