( CNN ) -- Need some social etiquette advice for the digital age ? Brad Pitt 's got your back in this month 's cover story from Wired Magazine . In Wired 's new cover story , Brad Pitt offers etiquette for the digital age . So Brad , should people talk on the phone while they 're using the restroom ? `` No , you ca n't talk on the phone ! '' Pitt tells the magazine . `` Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation ? `` That 's why you should only text in the bathroom . Just be sure you do n't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter . Trust me , you do n't want those followers . '' Watch a CNN video about cell phone etiquette » . Humor covers for Pitt 's lack of tech credentials as the Hollywood hunk and star of Quentin Tarantino 's new film , `` Inglourious Basterds '' offers up a range of tongue-in-cheek advice for Wired readers . He touches on subjects ranging from managing your online persona to looking at porn on your work computer . Wired says Pitt approached the magazine with ideas for the story . The magazine , which is owned by Conde Nast and is a CNN.com content partner , collaborated with Pitt and contributing photographer Dan Winters to create the article . `` How to Behave : New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans '' hits newsstands July 21 . Wired said in an e-mail that the piece is a re-think of the celebrity magazine profile . On the cover , a photo shows Pitt wearing a Bluetooth device in his ear . `` Rule No . 52 : Ditch the headset . He can barely pull it off -- and you are not him , '' a blurb on the magazine front says . Most of the article is delivered in a spoof question-answer format . Pitt contributes several answers , as do regular Wired writers . One question asks if a person who exaggerated his or her salary on an online dating profile should confess . `` Hell no , '' Pitt writes . `` Everyone lies online . In fact , readers expect you to lie . If you do n't , they 'll think you make less than you actually do . So the only way to tell the truth is to lie . '' A question about viewing pornography at work is paired with a photo of Pitt scanning a copy of Hustler magazine at an office desk . A half-eaten doughnut sits on the table in front of him . `` Do n't just look at it at work , bring in your old porn mags and scan them there ! '' Pitt writes in the magazine . `` It 's like converting your vinyl to MP3s . Fill up your hard drive , and when you need a break from spreadsheets , just open a favorite pictorial . '' Pitt 's OK with porn , but he 's less understanding of people who want to answer urgent cell phone calls during movies . `` It may be a brief interruption -- just a few seconds -- but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg ? Did you ever think of that ? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called 'emergency , ' `` he writes . `` Do n't be so damn selfish . ''
Wired Magazine 's cover story features spoof tech advice from Brad Pitt . The Hollywood hunk is promoting his new movie , ` World War Z'which Pitt : Online communication is based on lies : `` The only way to tell the truth is to lie ''