`` Apparently This Matters '' is our skewed look at trending social-media topics . `` You mean before or after I went home and cut off my genitals ? '' This week , Jarrett figures out why Apparently This Matters '' was trending on `` Doink the Clown '' . Doink 's Dodge highlights include beating guys named `` Barry '' with a prosthetic limb . Even with a loss , at least Jarrett was n't stuck on the night shift at Doink 's .
`` Apparently This Matters '' is our skewed look at trending social-media topics . This week , Jarrett figures out why Apparently This Matters '' was trending on `` Doink the Clown '' . Doink 's Dodge highlights include beating guys named `` Barry '' with a prosthetic limb . Even with a loss , at least Jarrett was n't stuck on the night shift at Doink 's .