Canadian politicians said Canada will not tolerate an influx of zombies . Sheikh writes : Canada needs to wake up and get ready for the growing zombie threat . Third , and most important , America is the greatest country in the world , so why would a zombie want to live anywhere else ? ! Zombies far outlive humans , so they can be a great drain on society , he writes . He says we ' n't allow zombie amnesty and give zombies an easier path to citizenship .
Canadian politicians said Canada will not tolerate an influx of zombies . Sheikh writes : Canada needs to wake up and get ready for the growing zombie threat . Zombies far outlive humans , so they can be a great drain on society , he writes . He says we ' n't allow zombie amnesty and give zombies an easier path to citizenship .