( CNN ) -- Does a special woman in your life spend far too much time thinking for herself ? You know . Using her brain for original thought ? If so , there 's a new consumer electronics product out there that 's just perfect for her . But not really . It 's the ePad Femme -- an 8-inch tablet device designed specifically for women , and already preloaded with special female-friendly apps . As opposed to , say , Angry Birds which , apparently , requires machismo . Yes , it seems the Dubai-based Eurostar Group figured if there 's one thing a woman needs , it 's a handheld computer specifically engineered to insult her intelligence . I sort of picture the dudes on their R & D team having several glances through an old copy of Cosmo at the dentist 's office and immediately declaring a full understanding of the female brain . `` Our data suggest they enjoy yoga . '' And then they made the ePad Femme . It 's pink ! Perhaps they thought about making one for men , as well . But that was always going to be difficult . Our male minds are just too amazingly complex and superior , for it takes a true stroke of brilliance to successfully belch the entire alphabet . And that 's something we 're good at . Anyway , I guess men and women are just completely different . And maybe that 's why they think the ePad Femme makes a perfect gift for your mom . Or your wife . Or your girlfriend . Or your sister . Or , really , any nice lady you 'd like to openly disrespect . What 's that you say ? Anniversary coming up ? No problem . `` Here , babe . Have an ePad Femme . It has recipes . '' And that 's a big selling point for the manufacturer , who proudly boasts that , unlike all the other touchscreen devices on the market , this thing is the only one designed `` exclusively for women . '' That 's why they preloaded it with those gender-specific apps -- so a poor , hopeless young lady does n't have to think about which ones she actually , you know ... wants . Because a female would never understand how to search for apps on her own . Plus , it would just divert time away from being a baby factory and personal chef to the real genius in the house . The one who 's in the basement , not wearing pants , working on a statistical analysis for his fantasy baseball draft . Of course , these ePad Femme preselected apps will do almost everything a woman needs in life , from helping her create a shopping list to tracking weight loss to whatever it is the perfume app does . `` Do I smell pretty , now ? '' `` Not really . Try rubbing it against your head . '' At this very moment , everyone at the Eurostar Group office in Dubai is likely overjoyed by the ePad Femme 's sudden emergence on the Web . Though they hope to `` explore all markets , '' right now the device is only sold in the Middle East and parts of Asia . Still , it 's trending worldwide . Because it 's completely insane . It actually first came out in October as a gift idea -- presumably for the guy who does n't mind sleeping on the couch . Now , for some strange reason , it 's making an internet comeback . Maybe it 's the price point . The ePad Femme only costs $ 200 . And it runs on the Android operating system . So , look out Apple . There 's a new sexy sheriff in town . It 's pink ! But what about power and memory ? With a 1.5GHz processor and 16GB of memory storage , the manufacturers made the ePad Femme perfectly equipped for even the longest grocery lists . Guys , your lady could literally spend all day at the market buying food before coming home to cook . For you ! Look , you 've worked hard tweeting critical thoughts on your favorite football team . That 's exhausting . So , just relax while she enjoys a little Girl Power in the produce aisle . Plus , what if you decided to have a man-party with your man-friends , and you were planning to watch man-sports and maybe play man-games like `` tickle time '' and RISK ? Clearly , you 're going to need a lot of man-supplies . With the ePad Femme in your house , you can simply shout upstairs to your woman and demand she start a list . Chips . Dip . Klondike Bars . Whatever you need . She wo n't forget a single item for her king . And while she does all the shopping -- her very favorite hobby -- you can do far more important things like pass gas and watch fistfights on World Star Hip Hop . On your iPad . Holla ! Yes , Eurostar Group literally thought of everything when it comes to the ePad Femme . Sure , they made a few assumptions about what women want , but where they skipped out on any actual science and dignity , they 've passed the savings on to you . And you know what else ? It 's pink !
`` World Star Hip Hop is Eurostar Group Tech 's all day , offbeat look at what 's trending . The ePad Femme is a tablet device designed for women . Angry Birds -based CNN came up with the idea . It 's popular online , but maybe not in the most positive way .