Lisa 's health is defiled by The Simpsons . She tries to figure out who 's guilty of being on seat . Decides she is ` ` aggressively mean - spirited , mole - like cavewoman '' who yearns for modicum of civility , a sense of humor , or supply of Lysol .
Women 's bathroom is defiled by The Tinkler . Columnist tries to figure out who 's guilty of peeing on seat . Decides she is `` aggressively mean-spirited , mole-like cavewoman '' Writer yearns for modicum of civility , a touch of class , or supply of Lysol .