"Generate an image where a small, mischievous orc is attempting to strike a Roman philosopher with a papyrus. Despite the orc's wicked intentions, his efforts are in vain. The philosopher, portrayed as a human, calmly evades the orc's attacks and finds the situation amusing. Depict the comical interaction between the two characters, emphasizing the humor in the orc's failed aggression and the philosopher's lighthearted response."