A satirical online news website screenshot with the headline 'How to Talk to Your Children About Godzilla Attacks.' The layout resembles a professional news article with a bold headline and smaller subheading suggesting advice for parents dealing with the emotional impact of a Godzilla attack. The subheading reads 'Experts offer tips for calming your kids during a city-wide monster rampage.' The article includes a friendly infographic on managing fear, showing cartoonish versions of Godzilla and scared children. On the side panel, humorous trending news topics like 'How to Survive in a Post-Godzilla World' and 'Local Officials Debate Evacuation vs. Hiding Under Tables' are visible. The tone is absurd but visually serious, with soft colors, professional fonts, and playful imagery blended with news-style visuals.