"Create a t-shirt design with a humorous, sarcastic theme: 'Relationship Status: Married to my hunting dog.' The design should be a mix of humor and hunting theme. Incorporate a cartoon-like hunter standing amorously next to a hunting dog, both with mischievous grins. The hunter is wearing typical hunting gear (hat, vest, rifle over his shoulder) while the dog is wearing a small accessory like a bow tie or hat. Use warm, earthy colors (green, brown, beige) and create a casual, humorous atmosphere. Add the text 'Relationship Status: Married to my hunting dog.' in an easy-to-read, playful font above or below the illustration."