"Create a minimalistic, matte black vinyl figure-style character with exaggerated features, sitting on a white toilet. The character has a round head with 'X' eyes and puffy, cloud-like ears. Its body should be smooth and simple, with no facial features except for the iconic X eyes. The character is holding a folded newspaper, with visible text and headings, in a relaxed posture. The scene should have a clean, minimalist background with soft lighting to create subtle shadows that highlight the figure's shape. The overall mood should be humorous and surreal, suitable for a modern art or toy sculpture style."