Create a detailed fictional map of Gilead, inspired by the setting of "The Handmaid's Tale." This map should resemble the current political landscape of the United States, highlighting the "red states" and their dominant conservative ideologies. The map should include notable cities, territories, and landmarks, but with a dystopian twist, incorporating elements from the series such as the Eyes, Commanders' residences, and Colonies. Label the map as "The Moronic States of Gilead" in a prominent, bold font. The overall style should be dark and oppressive, with muted colors and a vintage, weathered look to evoke a sense of control and fear.