"Create an engaging scene where a mischievous little orc is attempting to strike a Roman philosopher with a papyrus. Despite the orc's evil intentions, he struggles to land a successful blow. Meanwhile, the philosopher, holding the papyrus, finds the situation amusing and laughs at the orc's futile attempts. Capture the comical interaction between the two characters, emphasizing the humor in the orc's failed aggression and the philosopher's lighthearted response."