The unicorn invasion of Dundee They came with the first light of dawn Setting their sights on Dundee Led by the sorcerer Zargothrax Slaying all people he sees They ride to war on once noble beasts Corrupted by wizard spell The unicorns used to be good Now they are forced to serve him Down from the mountains And across the river Tay An army of undead unicorns Are riding into the fray Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee The townspeople had little hope They were not ready for war Fireballs make everybody die And buildings collapse to the floor And taken to prison with cry Angus McFife swears a mighty oath "I will make Zargothrax die!" The forces of darkness Are invading proud Dundee They must find a hero To save its destiny Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee And an ominous shadow fell over the battlefield As the evil wizard Zargothrax rode in the once mighty city of Dundee Atop an undead unicorn of war To enthrone himself as its new dark master! Down from the mountains And across the river Tay An army of undead unicorns Are riding into the fray Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee Dundee