The British Miracle Meat, written by British comedy writer Matt Edmonds, updates A Modest Proposal and presents it in a similar format to Wallace's Inside the Factory, with human meat given as a potential solution to the UK's cost of living crisis.
ðə bɹˈɪɾɪʃ mˈɪɹəkəl mˈiːt, ɹˈɪʔn̩ baɪ bɹˈɪɾɪʃ kˈɑːmədi ɹˈaɪɾɚ mˈæt ˈɛdməndz, ˈʌpdeɪts ɐ mˈɑːdɪst pɹəpˈoʊzəl ænd pɹˈɛzənts ɪɾ ɪn ɐ sˈɪmɪlɚ fˈɔːɹmæt tə wˈɑːlɪsᵻz ɪnsˈaɪd ðə fˈæktɚɹi, wɪð hjˈuːmən mˈiːt ɡˈɪvən æz ɐ pətˈɛnʃəl səlˈuːʃən tə ðə jˌuːkˈeɪz kˈɔst ʌv lˈɪvɪŋ kɹˈaɪsɪs.