In the tradition of Roman satire, Swift introduces the reforms he is actually suggesting by paralipsis:
ɪnðə tɹɐdˈɪʃən ʌv ɹˈoʊmən sˈæɾaɪɚ, swˈɪft ˌɪntɹədˈuːsᵻz ðə ɹᵻfˈɔːɹmz hiː ɪz ˈæktʃuːəli sədʒˈɛstɪŋ baɪ pˌæɹəlˈɪpsɪs: