Distorted Humor's career race record was 8 wins, 5 places and 3 shows in 23 starts, with earnings of $769,964.
dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚz kɚɹˈɪɹ ɹˈeɪs ɹˈɛkɚd wʌz ˈeɪt wˈɪnz, fˈaɪv plˈeɪsᵻz ænd θɹˈiː ʃˈoʊz ɪn twˈɛnti θɹˈiː stˈɑːɹts, wɪð ˈɜːnɪŋz ʌv dˈɑːlɚ sˈɛvənhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti nˈaɪn,nˈaɪnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti fˈoːɹ.