"Tale of the Dead Man" (written by John Wagner, with art by Will Simpson and Jeff Anderson, in 2000 AD #662-668, 1990)
"tˈeɪl ʌvðə dˈɛd mˈæn" ɹˈɪʔn̩ baɪ dʒˈɑːn wˈæɡnɚ, wɪð ˈɑːɹt baɪ wɪl sˈɪmpsən ænd dʒˈɛf ˈændɚsən, ɪn tˈuː θˈaʊzənd ˈæd hˈæʃ sˈɪkshˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti tˈuː dˈæʃ sˈɪkshˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti ˈeɪt, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd nˈaɪnti