Good on you, Paris Hilton – you successfully created something that sucked more than the song itself (which, frankly, we thought would be impossible to do).
ɡˈʊd ˈɔn juː, pˈæɹɪs hˈɪltən juː səksˈɛsfəli kɹiːˈeɪɾᵻd sˈʌmθɪŋ ðæt sˈʌkt mˈoːɹ ðɐn ðə sˈɔŋ ɪtsˈɛlf wˈɪtʃ, fɹˈæŋkli, wiː θˈɔːt wʊd biː ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl tə dˈuː.