Cryptanalysis - Rabbi Aharon Handalman finds worrying evidence in the Torah that Kobinski might have created a terrifying new weapon; Calder Farris hopes very much to find that Kobinski did create one which could destroy all enemies of the United States.
kɹɪptɐnˈæləsˌɪs ɹˈæbaɪ ˈæhæɹən hˈændælmən fˈaɪndz wˈʌɹiɪŋ ˈɛvɪdəns ɪnðə tˈoːɹə ðæt kəbˈɪnski mˌaɪthɐv kɹiːˈeɪɾᵻd ɐ tˈɛɹᵻfˌaɪɪŋ nˈuː wˈɛpən; kˈɔldɚ fˈæɹɪs hˈoʊps vˈɛɹi mˈʌtʃ tə fˈaɪnd ðæt kəbˈɪnski dˈɪd kɹiːˈeɪt wˈʌn wˌɪtʃ kʊd dᵻstɹˈɔɪ ˈɔːl ˈɛnəmiz ʌvðə juːnˈaɪɾᵻd stˈeɪts.