Poor Chandos Leigh had a bad time at long-stop and when he returned home after match, battered and bruised, his man said to him ' I beg your pardon, sir, but have you noticed your finger?
pˈʊɹ ʃˈændoʊz lˈiː hæd ɐ bˈæd tˈaɪm æt lˈɔŋstˈɑːp ænd wɛn hiː ɹᵻtˈɜːnd hˈoʊm ˈæftɚ mˈætʃ, bˈæɾɚd ænd bɹˈuːzd, hɪz mˈæn sˈɛd tə hˌɪm aɪ bˈɛɡ jʊɹ pˈɑːɹdən, sˌɜː, bˌʌt hæv juː nˈoʊɾɪst jʊɹ fˈɪŋɡɚ?