ðɪ ʌnˈɔːθɚɹˌaɪzd hˈɪstɚɹi ʌv nˈuː zˈiːlənd ɪz ɐ nˈuː zˈiːlənd kəmˈiːdɪk hˈɪstɚɹi tˈɔːk ʃˈoʊ sˈɪɹiz ðæt tˈɛlz ðə "ɹˈiːəl tɹˈuːθ" bᵻhˌaɪnd ðə hˈɪstɚɹi ʌv nˈuː zˈiːlənd.
The Unauthorised History of New Zealand is a New Zealand comedic history talk show series that tells the "real truth" behind the history of New Zealand.