ðə fˈɜːst tɹˈæk kənsˈɪsts lˈɑːɹdʒli ʌv tʃˈɪkɪn sˈaʊnd ɪfˈɛkts ænd sˈʌmwʌn, pɹɪzˈuːməbli wˈɛnzdeɪ θˈɜːtiːn, tˈɔːkɪŋ bˈækwɚdz.
The first track consists largely of chicken sound effects and someone, presumably Wednesday 13, talking backwards.