lˈɔŋ kˈɔːlz ˈɛksɪɾɚ, ɑːntˈæɹɪˌoʊ, hɪz hˈoʊm tˈaʊn ænd hɐz ɹˈɪʔn̩ fɚðə sˈɪmpsənz, pəlˈɪɾɪkli ɪŋkɚɹˈɛkt, spˈaɪ mˌæɡɐzˈiːn ænd ðə lˈeɪt ʃˈoʊ wɪð dˈeɪvɪd lˈɛɾɚmən.
Long calls Exeter, Ontario, his home town and has written for The Simpsons, Politically Incorrect, Spy magazine and the  Late Show with David Letterman.