æz ʌvðə θˈɜːd ˈɪʃuː, mˈɛmbɚʃˌɪp stˈʊd æɾ ˈoʊnli nˈaɪn pˈɜːsənz; sˌɜːkjʊlˈeɪʃən ʌv ðɪs nˈuːzlɛɾɚ wʊd nˈɛvɚɹ ɛksˈiːd ˈeɪɾi kˈɑːpɪz.
As of the third issue, membership stood at only nine persons; circulation of this newsletter would never exceed eighty copies.