fɹʌm ɐ dˈɪstəns, ðɪs hˈɪl lˈʊks lˈaɪk ɐ stˈoʊn pˈɪlɚ wɪð ɐ bˈɪɡ kɹˈæk wˌɪtʃ nˌɪɹli splˈɪts ɪt vˈɜːɾɪkli ˌɪntʊ tˈuː ˈiːkwəl hˈævz.
From a distance, this hill looks like a stone pillar with a big crack which nearly splits it vertically into two equal halves.