"ðə hˈæpi bɹˈiːd" ɪz ɐ ʃˈɔːɹt stˈoːɹi baɪ ɐmˈɛɹɪkən ɹˈaɪɾɚ dʒˈɑːn slˈeɪdək, ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəli pˈʌblɪʃt ɪn hˈɑːɹlən ˈɛlɪsənz ænθˈɑːlədʒi dˈeɪndʒɚɹəs vˈɪʒənz nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti sˈɛvən.
"The Happy Breed" is a short story by American writer John Sladek, originally published in Harlan Ellison's anthology Dangerous Visions (1967).