stˈɛp tˈuː kˈɑːɹli bɪɡˈɪnz tə fɪlˈeɪ ðə fˈɪʃ wɪð wˈʌn swˈaɪp, bˌʌt dˈoːɹf klˈeɪmz ðæt hɪz wˈaɪf hˈæzbiːn kˈʌɾɪŋ kˈɑːɹdboːɹd bˈɑːksᵻz wɪððə fɪlˈeɪ nˈaɪf, sˌoʊ hiː pɹəsˈiːdz tə ʃˈɑːɹpən ðə nˈaɪf, bˌʌt slˈaɪsᵻz hɪz fˈɪŋɡɚɹ ɪnðə pɹˈɑːsɛs.
Step Two Carly begins to filet the fish with 'one swipe', but Dorf claims that his wife has been 'cutting cardboard boxes' with the filet knife, so he proceeds to sharpen the knife, but slices his finger in the process.