mˈʌndeɪ nˈaɪts ɐ bˈiː ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk tˌiːsˌiːˈeɪtʃ sˈiːn æz mˈʌndeɪ nˈaɪts ɐ bˈɪtʃ ɔnðə tʃˈænəl ʃˈoʊz lˈaɪk læɡˈuːnə bˈiːtʃ, maɪ sˈuːpɚ swˈiːt sˈɪkstiːn, ænd ðə hˈɪlz kʊd biː sˈiːn hˈɪɹ.
Monday Night's a B*tch (seen as Monday Night's a Bitch on the channel) - Shows like Laguna Beach, My Super Sweet 16, and The Hills could be seen here.