wɪððə hˈɛlp ʌv bɹˈoʊnɑːɡ, ðə dˈuːoʊ lˈɜːn ðæt mˈɛni bɹˈɪɾɪʃ ˈɑːɹmi sˈoʊldʒɚz ɪn nˈɔːɹðɚn ˈaɪɚlənd ɑːɹ sˈʌfɚɹɪŋ fɹʌm ɐloʊpˈiːʃə hˈɛɹ lˈɔs dˈuː tə ðə stɹˈɛsfəl kəndˈɪʃənz, ænd sᵻkjˈʊɹ ɐ ɡˈʌvɚnmənt kˈɑːntɹækt tə səplˈaɪ wˈɪɡz tʊ ˈɔːl sˈoʊldʒɚz hˌuː wˈɔnt ðˌɛm.
With the help of Bronagh, the duo learn that many British Army soldiers in Northern Ireland are suffering from alopecia (hair loss) due to the stressful conditions, and secure a government contract to supply wigs to all soldiers who want them.