ɪt wʌz ɹˈɪʔn̩ baɪ ɹˈɑːbɚt fˈɪn, fˈɔːɹmɚ mjˈuːzɪk kɹˈɪɾɪk ʌvðə plˈeɪn dˈiːlɚ, fɹˈiːlæns ɹˈaɪɾɚ, tˈiːtʃɚ, lˈɛktʃɚɹɚɹ ænd ˈɑːɹts ˈædvəkˌeɪt.
It was written by Robert Finn, former music critic of The Plain Dealer, freelance writer, teacher, lecturer and arts advocate.