aɪ wɛnt ˌoʊvɚ ðə fˈɛns lˈaɪk ɐ mˈʌŋki, lˈændᵻd ɔnðɪ ˈʌðɚ sˈaɪd, ænd hˈɪt lˈuːi ɹˈaɪt ɔnðə nˈoʊz fˈæstɚ ðɐn aɪ kæn tˈɛl ɐbˈaʊt ɪt.
I went over the fence like a monkey, landed on the other side, and hit Louis right on the nose faster than I can tell about it.