pˈɪɹsᵻz hˈoʊm, "pˈoːɹt wˈɔldoʊ", ɪz ɹˈiːəllˈaɪf wˈɔldəbɚɹˌoʊ, mˈeɪn, ænd ðə fˈaɪnɪst kˈaɪnd klˈɪnɪk ɪz dʒˈʌst ˌʌp jˈuː.ˈɛs.
Pierce's home, "Port Waldo", is (real-life) Waldoboro, Maine, and the FinestKind Clinic is just up U.S.