ænd wˈɪmɪn duːnˌɑːt hæv sˈiːmən bɪkˈʌz ðeɪ ɑːɹ nˌɑːt æz hˈɑːt æz mˈɛn ænd sˌoʊ lˈæk ðə pˈaʊɚɹ ʌv kəŋkˈɑːktɪŋ blˈʌd ˌɪntʊ sˈiːmən."
And women do not have semen because they are not as hot as men and so lack the power of concocting blood into semen."