ˈʌðɚz ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkt ðætðə stˈoːɹi wʌz nˈoʊ lˈɛs ðɐn ðə kˈaɪnd ʌv əfˈɛnsɪv vˈæpɪd klˈæptɹæp juː wʊd ɛkspˈɛkt fɹʌm ɐ dˈɛdˈaɪd ɹˈɪtʃ ɡˈɜːl.
Others remarked that the story was no less than the kind of offensive vapid claptrap you would expect from a dead-eyed rich girl.