ðə stˈætʃuː, skˈʌlptᵻd baɪ kˈɛvɪn pɛtˈɛl ʌv sˈʌltən, wˈɑːʃɪŋtən, poːɹtɹˈeɪz ðə nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɛvənti z siːˈæɾəl tˌiːvˈiː klˈaʊn dʒˈeɪ. pˈiː. pˈætʃᵻz ænd hɪz sˈaɪdkɪk ɡˈɜːtɹuːd.
The statue, sculpted by Kevin Pettelle of Sultan, Washington, portrays the 1970s Seattle TV clown J. P. Patches and his sidekick Gertrude.