ɪf juː dˈɪdnt lˈæf, juːd kɹˈaɪ ɪz ɐn ˈæpt ɪnˈʌf tˈaɪɾəl, wˌɛn juː kənsˈɪdɚ ðæt ðɪs ɪz pɹˈɑːbəbli ðə bˈɛst ɹˈɑːk bˈænd ɪn ɐmˈɛɹɪkə ðæt nˈoʊbɑːdi nˈoʊz.
If You Didn't Laugh, You'd Cry is an apt enough title, when you consider that this is probably the best rock band in America that nobody knows.