mˈiːdiːə mˈæɾɚz fɔːɹ ɐmˈɛɹɪkɚ ɹᵻspˈɑːndᵻd tə kˈoʊltɚz stɹˈɔːmən ˈɑːɹɡjuːmənts ɐɡˈɛnst ˌɛvəlˈuːʃən baɪ nˈoʊɾɪŋ ɪlˈɛvən tˈaɪps ʌv dɪstˈɔːɹʃənz ɪn hɜː ɹˈaɪɾɪŋ ænd ɡˌoʊɪŋ ˌɪntʊ diːtˈeɪl ɛksplˈeɪnɪŋ wˌaɪ hɜː klˈeɪmz ɑːɹ fˈɔls, sˌuːdoʊsaɪəntˈɪfɪk ænd kˈɑːntɹɛɹi tə sˈaɪəns.
Media Matters for America responded to Coulter's strawman arguments against evolution by noting 11 types of distortions in her writing and going into detail explaining why her claims are false, pseudoscientific and contrary to science.