ɪn dˌuːɪŋ sˈoʊ, ðɪ ˈɛmpaɪɚ mɪsplˈeɪst ðə plˈænɪt ˈɜːθ, kˈɔːzɪŋ ɡɹˈeɪt dɪstɹˈɛs ɐmˌʌŋ ðə mˈɛni jˈʌŋ ɐdˈʌlts hjˈuːmən ænd ˈeɪliən hˌuː kənsˈɪdɚd ˈɜːθ ðə "kˈuːlɪst plˈeɪs ɪnðə nˈoʊn jˈuːnɪvˌɜːs."
In doing so, the Empire misplaced the planet Earth, causing great distress among the many young adults (human and alien) who considered Earth the "coolest place in the Known Universe."