ɐpˈæɹəntli, ðə vˈɪktɪmz ʌvðɪ ɛkspˈɛɹɪmənt hæv wˈʌn ɐ klˈæs ˈækʃən lˈɔːsuːt ænd nˈiːd təbi fˈaʊnd sˌoʊ ðˌæɾə tʃˈɛk kæn biː ˈɪʃuːd.
Apparently, the victims of the experiment have won a class action lawsuit and need to be found so that a check can be issued.