ɪnstˈɛd ʌv ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə hˈɛvən ɔːɹ hˈɛl ðˌoʊ, ˈælɪks ɪz ɛmplˈɔɪd æt ðə jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsəl ɹˌiːɪŋkɑːɹnˈeɪʃən kˈʌmpəni, sˈɛt ˌʌp ˈæftɚ ɡˈɑːd klˈoʊzd dˌaʊn hˈɛl wɛn hiː ɹˈiːəlaɪzd ðæt nˈoʊbɑːdi kʊd hˈoʊp tə kˈiːp ðə tˈɛnθ kəmˈændmənt.
Instead of going to Heaven or Hell though, Alex is employed at the Universal Reincarnation Company, set up after God closed down Hell when he realised that nobody could hope to keep the Tenth Commandment.