ɐ lˈɑːɹdʒ stˈoːɹm blˈoʊz ɐwˈeɪ mˈʌtʃ ʌv ɪts hˈɛɹ, tˈɜːnɪŋ ɪɾ ˌɪntʊ ɐ hˈɑːmɪnˌɪd ɹˌɛmᵻnˈɪsənt əvə hˈoʊmoʊ ɪɹˈɛktəs æt ðɪs pˈɔɪnt ðə tˈaɪmɚɹ æt ðə bˈɑːɾəm ɹˈaɪt slˈoʊz dɹəmˈæɾɪkli.
A large storm blows away much of its hair, turning it into a hominid reminiscent  of a homo erectus (at this point the timer at the bottom right slows dramatically).