æz bˈɪl ænd kˈæɹəl ɹᵻlˈeɪt ðɛɹ pɹˈɑːbləmz tə ɡˈæbɹiːəl, hiː dˈɛmənstɹˌeɪts hˌaʊ ˈɔːl lˈʌvɚz fɹʌmðə bɪɡˈɪnɪŋ ʌv tˈaɪm, ɪŋklˈuːdɪŋ ˈædəm ænd ˈiːv, kwˈiːn ˌɪseɪbˈɛlə ænd kɹˈɪstəfɚ kəlˈʌmbəs, ænd kˈɪŋ ˈɑːɹθɚ ænd lˈeɪdi ɡwˈɪnᵻvˌɪɹ hæv ˈɔːl fˈeɪsd ðɛɹ ɛɡzˈækt sˈeɪm tɹˈʌbəlz.
As Bill and Carol relate their problems to Gabriel, he demonstrates how all lovers from the beginning of time, including Adam and Eve, Queen Isabella and Christopher Columbus, and King Arthur and Lady Guinevere have all faced their exact same troubles.