hˈɑːɹlən bɹˈaʊn ɪz ðɪ æθlˈɛɾɪk dᵻɹˈɛktɚɹ æt ðə fɪktˈɪʃəs pɹˈɛskɑːt kˈɑːlɪdʒ, ɐ pɹəɡɹˈɛsɪv, ɛkspˌiəɹɪˈɛnʃəl, pɹˈaɪvət lˈɪbɚɹəl ˈɑːɹts kˈɑːlɪdʒ ɪn nˈuː jˈɔːɹk.
Harlan Brown is the athletic director at the fictitious Prescott College, a progressive, experiential, private liberal arts college in New York.