"ðə ɡɹˈeɪt ɹˈaɪɾɚ" snˈuːpi ɐtˈɛmpts tə kəmpˈoʊz hɪz ɹˈɪʔn̩ mˈæstɚpˌiːs: "ɪt wʌzɐ dˈɑːɹk ænd stˈoːɹmi nˈaɪt".
"The Great Writer" – Snoopy attempts to compose his written masterpiece: "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night".