ɔnðə dˈoːɹ ɑːɹ fɹˈiːzᵻz ʌv fˈækəlti ɹˈoʊ ɐ sˈiːn ɹᵻzˈɛmblɪŋ ðə lˈæst sˈʌpɚ, wɪððə pɹˈɪnsɪpəl ɪnðə sˈɛntɚ ænd ˈænɪməl spˈɪɹɪts fɹˈɑːlɪkɪŋ stˈuːdəntlˈaɪk kɹˈiːtʃɚz.
On the door are friezes of Faculty Row (a scene resembling the Last Supper, with the principal in the center) and Animal Spirits (frolicking student-like creatures).