wˌɛn ɐ dʒˈɑːb nˈiːdᵻd təbi dˈʌn, wɛnˌɛvɚ ðeɪ nˈiːdᵻd tə dˈuː sˈʌmθɪŋ ʌnplˈɛzənt tə sˈʌmwʌn, aɪ wʌzðə pɹˈɪk tʃˈoʊzən baɪ ðˌɛm.
When a job needed to be done, whenever they needed to do something unpleasant to someone, I was the prick chosen by them.