kˈɑːnstəntli bˌiːɪŋ ɹᵻbˈɔːɹn ˌɔn ðɛɹ ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəl bˈɜːθdeɪt, wɪð ˈɔːl ðɛɹ nˈɑːlɪdʒ ɪntˈækt, ðeɪ kʊd biː ðə tˈɪtʃəlɚ mˈoʊst ɐmˈeɪzɪŋ mˈæn hˌuː ˈɛvɚ lˈɪvd... ɔːɹ ðə vˈɛɹi dˈɛvəl hɪmsˈɛlf.
Constantly being reborn on their original birthdate, with all their knowledge intact, they could be the titular Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived... or the very Devil himself.