θˈiːədˌoːɹ ˈeɪ. "tˈɛd" oʊnˈiːl wʌzðə dˈiːn ʌv ɐdmˈɪʃənz æt ðə jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsᵻɾi ʌv ʃᵻkˈɑːɡoʊ ænd ɐ pɹˈɑːmɪnənt fˈɪɡjɚɹ ɪnðə kˈɑːlɪdʒ ɐdmˈɪʃənz kəmjˈuːnᵻɾi, ænd ɪz nˈaʊ æz ɐ fˈʊltˈaɪm tˈiːtʃɚ, ɹᵻsˈɜːtʃɚɹ ænd ɹˈaɪɾɚɹ ɪnðə jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsᵻɾiz hjuːmˈænᵻɾiz dᵻpˈɑːɹtmənt.
Theodore A. "Ted" O'Neill was the Dean of Admissions at the University of Chicago and a prominent figure in the college admissions community, and is now as a full-time teacher, researcher and writer in the university's Humanities department.