mˈaɪkəl dʒˈoʊsəf hˈɑːpkɪnz noʊvˈɛmbɚ wˈʌn, wˈʌn θˈaʊzənd ˈeɪthˈʌndɹɪd sˈɛvənti tˈuː fˈɛbɹuːˌɛɹi fˈaɪv, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd fˈɪfti tˈuː wʌzɐ mˈeɪdʒɚ lˈiːɡ bˈeɪsbɔːl kˈætʃɚ, æt lˈiːst fɔːɹ wˈʌn dˈeɪ, dˈʊɹɹɪŋ ðə nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd tˈuː sˈiːzən.
Michael Joseph Hopkins (November 1, 1872 – February 5, 1952) was a Major League Baseball catcher, at least for one day, during the 1902 season.