æz mˈɔːɹs wˈʌns ɹˈaɪli nˈoʊɾᵻd: "maɪ dˈɪɹɪst ˈɛnəmiz wɪl sˈeɪ ðæt aɪm ɐ sˈɔːɹt ʌv sˈɜːkəs hˈɔːɹs; ðæt ɪts ˈɔːl dˈʌn baɪ nˈʌmbɚz.
As Morse once wryly noted: "My dearest enemies will say that I'm a sort of circus horse; that it's all done by numbers.