hiː hɐz ɐ lˈɑːt ʌv dˈɪfɪkˌʌlti meɪntˈeɪnɪŋ ɐ ɹᵻlˈeɪʃənʃˌɪp wɪð ˌɛni ɡˈɜːl, æz hiː ɪz ˈɔfən fˈoːɹst tə kˈʌm ˌʌp wɪð plˈɔːzᵻbəl ɛksplɐnˈeɪʃənz fɔːɹ hɪz fˈæmɪliz bᵻzˈɑːɹ bᵻhˈeɪvjɚ.
He has a lot of difficulty maintaining a relationship with any girl, as he is often forced to come up with plausible explanations for his family's bizarre behavior.