ɐ dʒˈɑːli, fˈoːɹ hˈʌndɹɪd pˈaʊnd, ɛkstɹˈiːmli ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt, fˈɛlɪnˌɑːfaɪl, ænd ɛkstɹˈiːmli səksˈɛsfəl mˈɪstɚɹi nˈɑːvɪlˌɪst ænd ˈɔːθɚɹ ʌv sˈɛvɹəl fˈæktʃuːəl bˈʊks ˌɔn ˈɑːɹt wɪð sˈɪks fˈɪŋɡɚz ˌɔn hɪz lˈɛft hˈænd.
A jolly, 'four hundred pound', extremely intelligent, felinophile, and extremely successful mystery novelist and author of several factual books on art with six fingers on his left hand.