ðə stɹˈɪp dˈʌzənt pɹəmˈoʊt sˈeɪtənˌɪzəm, bˌʌt ɹˈæðɚ sˈɛts ɪɾ ˌʌp fɔːɹ sˈæɾaɪɚ, ɐlˈɔŋ wɪð kɹˌɪstɪˈænᵻɾi sˌoʊ æz nˌɑːt tə fˈeɪvɚɹ ˈiːðɚ sˈaɪd.
The strip doesn't promote Satanism, but rather sets it up for satire, along with Christianity (so as not to favour either side).