kənfˈɛʃənz əvə pɹˈɪɾi lˈeɪdi ɪz ɐ bˈʊk ʌv pˈoʊɪtɹi ænd pɹˈoʊz baɪ kəmˈiːdiən, ˈæktɹəs, sˈɪŋɚ, ænd ɹˈaɪɾɚ sˈændɹə bˈɜːnhɑːɹd.
Confessions of a Pretty Lady is a book of poetry and prose by comedian, actress, singer, and writer Sandra Bernhard.