dʒˈoʊ pəzˈɛsᵻz ɐ ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkəbəl skˈɪl fɔːɹ pɹɪsˈɪʒən θɹˈoʊɪŋ ænd kæn mˌeɪk dˈaɪs ʃˈoʊ wʌtˈɛvɚ nˈʌmbɚ hiː wˈɔnts wɛn hiː ɹˈoʊlz ðˌɛm.
Joe possesses a remarkable skill for precision throwing and can make dice show whatever number he wants when he rolls them.