hɜː fˈɜːst tˈɑːɹɡɪt tˈɜːnz ˈaʊt təbi ɪnðə jˈɑːɹd əvə hˈɑːstəl "ˈʌɡli kˈɪd," hˈuː, ɪn dˌɪsbᵻlˈiːf, flˈɪpəntli tˈɛlz hɜː ʃiː kæn hæv ðə tɹˈiː ɪf ɪt fˈɔːlz dˈaʊn.
Her first target turns out to be in the yard of a hostile "ugly kid," who, in disbelief, flippantly tells her she can have the tree if it falls down.