pˈɑːɹk ɡˈɛsts mˈʌst biː kˈɛpt hˈæpi baɪ jˈuːs ʌv ɹˈoʊlɚ kˈoʊstɚz ænd ɹˈeɪs tɹˈæks, kˈɑːɹnɪvəl ɹˈaɪdz, ænd ɡˈeɪmz lˈaɪk bˈʌmpɚ kˈɑːɹz ænd ɑːɹkˈeɪd ɡˈeɪmz.
Park guests must be kept happy by use of roller coasters and race tracks, carnival rides, and games like bumper cars and arcade games.