ðə fˈɜːst ʌv dˈɑːktɚ. ˈeɪtʃ.ˈɛs tˈuː mˈeɪn kəmplˈeɪnts ɐbˌaʊt tˈɪpɪkəl dɪtˈɛktɪv fˈɪkʃən ɪz ðɪ aɪdˈiə ðætðə kɹˈɪmɪnəl ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz kˈɔːt.
The first of Dr. H.'s two main complaints about typical detective fiction is the idea that the criminal is always caught.