ðə klˈoʊzɪŋ kɹˈɛdɪts kəntˈeɪn ðə fˈɑːloʊɪŋ dɪsklˈeɪmɚ: "ðɪs fˈɪlm ɪz ɪntˈɛndᵻd æz ɐ kˈɑːmɪk pˈæɹədi ʌv kəmˈɜːʃəl tˈɛlᵻvˌɪʒən pɹˈoʊɡɹæmɪŋ.
The closing credits contain the following disclaimer: "This film is intended as a comic parody of commercial television programming.