ðə tˈɛkst kəŋklˈuːdz wɪð ɐ kˌælkjʊlˈeɪʃən ʃˈoʊɪŋ ðæt hˈoʊmɚ wʌz bˈɔːɹn wˈʌnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti ˈeɪt jˈɪɹz ˈæftɚ ðə tɹˈoʊdʒən wˈɔːɹ ænd sˈɪkshˈʌndɹɪd twˈɛnti tˈuː jˈɪɹz bᵻfˌoːɹ zˈɜːksᵻz aɪ ʌv pˈɜːʒə ɐ mˈeɪdʒɚ fˈɪɡjɚɹ ɪnðə ɹˈiːəl hɪɹˈɑːdəɾəsᵻz hˈɪstɚɹiz ɪnvˈeɪdᵻd ɡɹˈiːs.
The text concludes with a calculation showing that Homer was born 168 years after the Trojan War and 622 years before Xerxes I of Persia (a major figure in the real Herodotus's Histories) invaded Greece.