hiː stˈʌdiz təbi ɐ bˈɑːɹd, ænd bˈoʊsts hɪz pɹˈaʊɛs, bˌʌt fˈeɪlz ðɪ ˈoːɹəl ɛɡzˈæm ænd fˈʌmbəlz hɪz hˈɑːɹp, wˌɪtʃ ʃˈæɾɚz.
He studies to be a bard, and boasts his prowess, but fails the oral exam and fumbles his harp, which shatters.