kɹˈɪstʃən tˈɔːlmən bˈɔːɹn sɛptˈɛmbɚ twˈɛnti tˈuː, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɛvənti ɪz ɐn ɐmˈɛɹɪkən ˈæktɚ ænd kəmˈiːdiən bˈɛst nˈoʊn fɔːɹ hɪz ɹˈɛɡjʊlɚɹ ɐpˈɪɹənsᵻz ɔnðə kˈɑːmədi sˈɛntɹəl pɹˈoʊɡɹæmz kɹˈɔsbɔːlz ænd ɹˈiːnoʊ nˈaɪnhˈʌndɹɪd ɪlˈɛvən!.
Christian Tallman (born September 22, 1970) is an American actor and comedian best known for his regular appearances on the Comedy Central programs Crossballs and Reno 911!.