kˈɑːɹl kəθˈuːɬuː ɪz ɐ kəθˈuːɬuː mˈɔnstɚ ðæt lˈʌvz bˈʌnɪz ænd klˈeɪmz ðæt hiː wɪl wˈʌn dˈeɪ dᵻstɹˈɔɪ ˈɔːl lˈaɪf.
Carl Cthulhu is a cthulhu monster that loves bunnies and claims that he will one day destroy all life.