æz hiː wˈɔːks ɐwˈeɪ fɹʌmðə kˈæmpsaɪt, ðə lˈæst pətˈeɪɾoʊ ɛksplˈoʊdz ˌɪntʊ hɪz fˈeɪs, ænd hiː dɹˈɛntʃᵻz hɪz fˈeɪs ɪn wˈɔːɾɚ tə kˈiːp fɹʌm ɡˌɛɾɪŋ bˈɜːnt.
As he walks away from the campsite, the last potato explodes into his face, and he drenches his face in water to keep from getting burnt.