ðə mˈeɪdʒɚ ɹˈʌnɪŋ ɡˈæɡ ʌv tˈɑːmi ɪz ðˈæt hiː ɪz ðə "lˈiːst" sˈɛksi ʌvðɪ ˈeɪliən kˈɑːliːɡz, fɔːɹ dˈɪk hɐz tʃˈɑːɹm, sˈæli hɐz lˈʊks ænd hˈæɹi hɐz ɐn ɛɡzˈɑːɾɪk sˈɛkʃuːəl bᵻhˈeɪvjɚ.
The major running gag of Tommy is that he is the "least" sexy of the alien colleagues, for Dick has charm, Sally has looks and Harry has an exotic sexual behavior.