ɔnðə wˈʌn hˈænd aɪ ʃˌʊdəv lˈʌvd tʊ ˈæmplᵻfˌaɪ, ɛksplˈeɪn, ɹᵻtɹˈækt, ɔːɹ ɹᵻfɹˈeɪz ɐ θˈaʊzənd pˈæsɪdʒᵻz bˌʌt ɔnðɪ ˈʌðɚ hˈænd aɪ fˈɛlt ɪɾ ʌnfˈɛɹ tə kɑːzmˈɛɾɪsˌaɪz, pˈætɹənˌaɪz ɔːɹ ɐpˈɑːlədʒˌaɪz fɔːɹ maɪ jˈʌŋɡɚ sˈɛlf.
On the one hand I should have loved to amplify, explain, retract, or rephrase a thousand passages but on the other hand I felt it unfair to cosmeticize, patronize or apologize for my younger self.