sˈɪwəld skˈeɪd bˈɔːɹn sˈɪpɹiən skˈeɪd, ænd ˈɔːlsoʊ nˈoʊn baɪ vˈɛɹiəs ˈʌðɚ nˈeɪmz, ɪŋklˈuːdɪŋ fˈɪlɪp stˈɔːfən, dʒˈɔːɹdʒᵻz lˈɛkjuːˌɪt, kˈiːθ ɹˈaɪən, mˈaɪk dʒˈoʊnz, ænd mˈɪstɚ. nˈoʊbɑːdi bˈɔːɹn nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɛvənti wˈʌn ɪz ɐ ɹoʊmˈeɪniənbˈɔːɹn mˈæn hˌuː wˈɔndɚd ˌɪntʊ ɐ hˈɑːspɪɾəl ɪmˈɜːdʒənsi dᵻpˈɑːɹtmənt ɪn tɚɹˈɑːntoʊ, ɑːntˈæɹɪˌoʊ, kˈænədə ˌɔn noʊvˈɛmbɚ twˈɛnti ˈeɪt, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd nˈaɪnti nˈaɪn, sˈiːmɪŋli ðə vˈɪktɪm əvən ɐtˈæk, ænd ɐpˈæɹəntli sˈʌfɚɹɪŋ fɹʌm æmnˈiːʒə.
Sywald Skeid (born Ciprian Skeid, and also known by various other names, including Philip Staufen, Georges Lecuit, Keith Ryan, Mike Jones, and Mr. Nobody) (born 1971) is a Romanian-born man who wandered into a hospital emergency department in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on November 28, 1999, seemingly the victim of an attack, and apparently suffering from amnesia.