ðə kˈæɹɪktɚ kˈɑːnstəntli klˈɪɹz hɪz θɹˈoʊt wˌaɪl tˈɛlɪŋ ˈɔfpˈeɪst dʒˈoʊks ðˈæt, fɚðə mˈoʊst pˈɑːɹt, fˈeɪl.
The character constantly clears his throat while telling off-paced jokes that, for the most part, fail.