sˈʌmɚ wˈiːzz ɪnvˈɛntɚ, mˈɪstɚ. twˈɪtʃɛl, hˈoʊps tə jˈuːz ðə pɹˈɑːdʌkt tə wˈɪn ˌoʊvɚ ðə pˈiːpəl ʌv bˈiːnsbɚɹˌoʊ sˌoʊ ðæt hiː wɪl biː kɹˈaʊnd kˈɪŋ ʌvðə bˈiːnsbɚɹˌoʊ wˈɪntɚ kˈɑːɹnɪvəl, ɐpˈæɹəntli bᵻlˈiːvɪŋ ðætðə tˈaɪɾəl wɪl ɡˈɪv hˌɪm ˈæktʃuːəl dəmˈɪniən ˈoʊvɚ ðˌɛm.
Summer Wheeze's inventor, Mr. Twitchell, hopes to use the product to win over the people of Beansboro so that he will be crowned King of the Beansboro Winter Carnival, apparently believing that the title will give him actual dominion over them.