tˈæʃ ɪz stˈɪl tɹˈaɪɪŋ tə ɹˈaɪt sˈɪɹiəs saɪəntˈɪfɪk ˈɑːɹɾɪkəlz fɚɹə pˈeɪpɚ mˈoːɹ ˈɪntɹɛstᵻd ɪn ɡˈɑːsɪp ænd sˈɛks ænd stɹˈʌɡlɪŋ tə pɹɪvˈɛnt hɜːɹ ˈɑːɹɾɪkəlz bˌiːɪŋ bˈɛɹid ˌɔn pˈeɪdʒ twˈɛlv.
Tash is still trying to write serious scientific articles for a paper more interested in gossip and sex and struggling to prevent her articles being buried on page 12.