hiː wʌz ˌɪntɹədˈuːst baɪ pˈiːt ʃˈɛli: "ðætsˈɪt fɹʌm ˌʌs, bˌʌt ðə fˈeɪvɹɪt ʌv ˈɔːl mˈæntʃɛstɚ, ðə wˈʌn ɡˈaɪ hˌuː nˈɛvɚɹ ɐpˈɪɹz ɔnðə bˈɪl bˌʌt ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz ðˈɛɹ dʒˈɑːn ðə pˈoʊstmən".
He was introduced by Pete Shelley: "That's it from us, but the favourite of all Manchester, the one guy who never appears on the bill but is always there – Jon the Postman".