fˈɔːɹwɚd hɐz mˈɛnʃənd ðætðə tɹænslˈeɪʃən ˌɪntʊ ɹˈʌʃən ɪz ˈækjʊɹət, ɔːlðˈoʊ ðə ɡɹɐmˈæɾɪkəl ˈɔːɹdɚ hˈæzbiːn ˈɔltɚd slˈaɪtli tʊ ˈeɪd ðə dʒˈoʊk.
Forward has mentioned that the translation into Russian is accurate, although the grammatical order has been altered slightly to aid the joke.