aɪd lˈaɪk tə θɹˈoʊ ˈaʊt ɐ bˈɪɡ, bˌiːˌaɪdʒˈiː fˈʌk juː tə ðə fˈʌkɪŋ kˈaʊɚdz æt dʒˈeɪ fɔːɹ dʒˈoʊk ɹˈɛkɚdz fɔːɹ tˈeɪkɪŋ ˌoʊvɚɹ ˌɑːɹsˌiːˈeɪ ænd nˌɑːt ɐlˈaʊɪŋ ðˌɛm tə pɹəmˈoʊt ˌaʊɚ bˈænd kɚɹˈɛktli.
I'd like to throw out a big, BIG fuck you to the fucking cowards at J (for joke) Records for taking over RCA and not allowing them to promote our band correctly.