dᵻspˈaɪt nˌɑːt hˌævɪŋ plˈeɪd ɐ ɡˈeɪm, hɪz nˈeɪm wʌz tʃˈæntᵻd lˈaʊdli tə ðə tˈuːn ʌvðə bˈoʊni ˈɛm. sˈɔŋ dˈædi kˈuːl baɪ ðə hˈoʊlt ˈɛnd.
Despite not having played a game, his name was chanted loudly to the tune of the Boney M. song Daddy Cool by the Holte End.