ɪt tˈɛlz ðə stˈoːɹi əvən ˌælkəhˈɑːlɪk wˈæɡən mˈæstɚ hˌuː lˈiːdz ɐ ɡɹˈuːp ʌv mˈɪsfɪt sˈɛtlɚz ɪnðə wˈaɪld wˈɛst bˈæk tə ðɪ ˈiːst.
It tells the story of an alcoholic wagon master who leads a group of misfit settlers in the Wild West back to the East.