ðə ʃˈɛɹɪf wʌzɐ kˈaʊɚdli fˈaʊl nˈeɪmd tʃˈɪkɪn dˈʌk, ænd ðə lˈʌv ˈɪntɹɛst wʌz ɹˌɛpɹᵻzˈɛntᵻd baɪ kɐlˈæmᵻɾi dˈʌk, hˌuː ˈoʊnd ɐ sˌɑːɹsɐpɐɹˈɪlə sɐlˈuːn.
The Sheriff was a cowardly fowl named Chicken Duck, and the love interest was represented by Calamity Duck, who owned a sarsaparilla saloon.