ˌækjuːzˈeɪʃənz ænd dᵻnˈaɪəlz flˈaɪ ɚɹˈaʊnd ðə ɹˈuːm ɪn ɐn ˈɔːɹdɚli pˈætɚnd sˈiːkwəns æz tʊ hˌuː mˌeɪhɐv tˈeɪkən ðə hˈæt.
Accusations and denials fly around the room in an orderly patterned sequence as to who may have taken the hat.