juː nˈoʊ wʌt ðeɪ sˈeɪ ɐbˌaʊt kəmˈiːdiənz ðæt juː kæn dʒˈʌst ˈoʊpən ðə ɹᵻfɹˈɪdʒɚɹˌeɪɾɚ dˈoːɹ ænd ðə lˈaɪt kˈʌmz ˈɔn, ðə dʒˈoʊks ɹˈoʊl ˌɔn ˈaʊt.
You know what they say about comedians that you can just open the refrigerator door and the light comes on, the jokes roll on out.