ɪf ˈɛnɪwˌʌn θˈɪŋks ɪt mˌaɪt biː ɐ kəlˈɛkʃən ʌv lˈʌvli sˈɔŋz baɪ sˌʌm twˈiː ˈoʊld fˈoʊki ðˈɛn ðeɪd biː mɪstˈeɪkən.
If anyone thinks it might be a collection of lovely songs by some twee old folkie then they'd be mistaken.