kˈɑːnweɪ ænd nˈɑːts hæv pɚfˈɛktᵻd ðɛɹ bˈʌmblɪŋ ɹuːtˈiːnz tʊ ɐ vˈɛɹi mˈaɪnɚɹ ˈɑːɹt fˈɔːɹm, bˌʌt pɹˈɪnsɪpəl lˈæfs ɑːɹ səplˈaɪd baɪ dɹˈʌŋk dʒˈoʊks, ænd kˈæɹɪktɚ nˈeɪmz sˈʌtʃ ɐz dʒˈæk ᵻlˈæmz bˈɪɡ mˈæk.
Conway and Knotts have perfected their bumbling routines to a very minor art form, but principal laughs are supplied by drunk jokes, and character names such as Jack Elam's Big Mac.