sˈɛt ɪn ˈeɪ.dˈiː. wˈʌn dˈʊɹɹɪŋ ðə dˈeɪz ʌvðə ɹˈoʊmən ˈɛmpaɪɚ, ˈɛmpɚɹɚ dˈoːɹf ɐnˈaʊnsᵻz ðə fˈɜːst əlˈɪmpɪk ɡˈeɪmz æz ɐ wˈeɪ tə pɹəmˈoʊt pˈiːs bᵻtwˌiːn ðə nˈeɪʃənz.
Set in A.D. 1 during the days of the Roman Empire, Emperor Dorf announces the first Olympic Games as a way to promote peace between the nations.