ɪnðə tˈɛlᵻvˌɪʒən sˈɪɹiz ˈɔːl kɹˈiːtʃɚz ɡɹˈeɪt ænd smˈɔːl, ðə sˈɔŋ ɪz sˈʌŋ baɪ fˈɑːɹmɚ hˈæɹəld ɪŋɡlˈɛduː ɪnðɪ ˈɛpɪsˌoʊd "ɐtˈɛndənt pɹˈɑːbləmz", ænd baɪ ðə dˈæɹoʊbi bˈɛl ɹˈɪŋɚz ɪnðɪ ˈɛpɪsˌoʊd "ɐlˈɑːɹmz ænd ɛkskˈɜːʃənz".
In the television series All Creatures Great and Small, the song is sung by farmer Harold Ingledew in the episode "Attendant Problems", and by the Darrowby bell ringers in the episode "Alarms and Excursions".