ˈɔːl ʌv ðɪs sˈiːmz təbi ɛntˈaɪɚli mˈɪθɪkəl; ðɪ ˈoːɹiːəl wˈɪndoʊ ænd stˈɛps pɹˈiːdˈeɪt ðə tˈaɪm ʌvðə tˈeɪl, ðɪ ˈɜːl wʌzɐ dɪvˈaʊt tʃˈɜːtʃmən ʌnlˈaɪkli təbi ɡˈɪvən tə bˈɪɡæmi.
All of this seems to be entirely mythical; the oriel window and steps pre-date the time of the tale, the Earl was a devout Churchman unlikely to be given to bigamy.