vˈɪktɚ ɡɹˈɛɡɚɹi mˈælɛɹk bˈɔːɹn twˈɛnti sˈɪks dʒˈuːn nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd fˈoːɹɾi ˈeɪt ɪz ɐ kɐnˈeɪdiən dʒˈɜːnəlˌɪst ænd ˈɔːθɚ, nˈoʊn fɔːɹ hɪz bˈʊk hˈeɪ, mˈælɛɹk!
Victor Gregory Malarek (born 26 June 1948) is a Canadian journalist and author, known for his book Hey, Malarek!