ðə ɹˈɛst ʌvðə mˈuːvi ɪz sˌoʊ klˈʌɾɚd wɪð ˈoʊld plˈɑːt twˈɪsts ænd ɐ lˈeɪm ɐtˈɛmpt æt wʌt ðə fˈɪlmeɪkɚz mˈʌstɐv θˈɔːt wʊd biː ɐ sɚpɹˈaɪz ˈɛndɪŋ ðætðə dˈaɪəlɑːɡ wʌz dɹˈaʊnd ˈaʊt hˈæf ðə tˈaɪm baɪ ˈɔːdiəns mˈɛmbɚz plˈiːdɪŋ wɪð kˈæɹɪktɚz nˌɑːt tə dˈuː ðə sˈeɪm dˈʌm θˈɪŋz wiːv ˈɔːl sˈiːn mˈuːvi kˈæɹɪktɚz dˈuː hˈʌndɹɪdz ʌv tˈaɪmz bᵻfˌoːɹ ɪn ˈiːkwəli bˈæd mˈuːvɪz . . .
The rest of the movie is so cluttered with old plot twists and a lame attempt at what the filmmakers must have thought would be a surprise ending that the dialogue was drowned out half the time by audience members pleading with characters not to do the same dumb things we've all seen movie characters do hundreds of times before in equally bad movies . . .