"dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚz pɹˈɑːdʒəni ɪnhˈɛɹɪt ðə wˈɪltə wˈɪn, ðə dɪzˈaɪɚ; ɐ lˈɑːt lˈaɪk stˈoːɹm kˈæt," sˈɛd wˈɪn stˈɑːɹ fˈɑːɹm pɹˈɛzɪdənt ænd sˌiːˌiːˈoʊ dˈʌɡ kɔːθˈɛn.
"Distorted Humor's progeny inherit the will to win, the desire; a lot like Storm Cat," said WinStar Farm President and CEO Doug Cauthen.