sˈʌmtaɪm ðɪs fˈʌŋkʃən wɪl biː pɚfˈɔːɹmd baɪ ɐ bˈɔɪ, lˈaɪk ɡˈeɪəs ɪnðə flˈæʃ ðæt ᵻɹˈeɪst ɪɾ ˈɔːl, ɔːɹ kɹˈɪstʃən ɪnðə stˈɑːɹʃɪpɹˌɛkt.
Sometime this function will be performed by a boy, like Gaius in The Flash That Erased It All, or Christian in The Starshipwrecked.