ɐ spˈoːɹtsɹaɪɾɚ fɚðə bˌætən ɹˈuːʒ ˈædvəkˌeɪt klˈeɪmd hiː sˈɔː kˈoʊtʃ bˈɜːni mˈʊɹ æɾə lˈoʊkəl stˈoːɹ stˈɑːkɪŋ ˌʌp ˌɔn nˈeɪlz bᵻfˌoːɹ ˌɛlˌɛsjˈuːz ɡˈeɪm ɐɡˈɛnst nˈoʊ. wˈʌn tˌɛnəsˈiː.
A sportswriter for the Baton Rouge Advocate claimed he saw coach Bernie Moore at a local store stocking up on nails before LSU's game against No. 1 Tennessee.