hiː ɪz ɐpˈæɹəntli swˈiːdɪʃ hɪz ˈæksənt ɪz fɹʌm kˈɑːnweɪz "mˈɪstɚ. tˈʌdbɔːl" kˈæɹɪktɚɹ ɔnðə kˈæɹəl bˈɜːnɪt ʃˈoʊ ænd ɪz ɐbˌaʊt æz tˈɔːl æz ɐ fˈaɪvjˈɪɹˈoʊld; hɪz hˈaɪt ænd sˌʌm hjˈuːmɚɹəs mˈuːvmənts ɑːɹ ɐtʃˈiːvd baɪ kˈɑːnweɪ stˈændɪŋ ɪn ɐ hˈoʊl, wɪð fˈeɪk ʃˈuːz ɐtˈætʃt əbˌʌv hɪz nˈiːz.
He is apparently Swedish (his accent is from Conway's "Mr. Tudball" character on The Carol Burnett Show) and is about as tall as a 5-year-old; his height and some humorous movements are achieved by Conway standing in a hole, with fake shoes attached above his knees.