mˈeɪdʒɚ hɪstˈɔːɹɪkəl fˈɪɡjɚz duːnˌɑːt sˈʌfɚ ðɪ ɪndˈɪɡnᵻɾi ʌv hˌævɪŋ ðɛɹ nˈeɪmz tʃˈeɪndʒd ænd ðɛɹ ˈækʃənz ˈɔltɚd; fˈɪkʃənəl kˈæɹɪktɚz plˈeɪ klˈɪɹli sʌbˈoːɹdᵻnˌeɪɾᵻd ɹˈoʊlz; hˈɪstɚɹi ɪz fˈeɪθfəli ɹᵻlˈeɪɾᵻd.
Major historical figures do not suffer the indignity of having their names changed and their actions altered; fictional characters play clearly subordinated roles; history is faithfully related.