ʃiː ɪz dɪvˈoʊɾᵻd tə hɜː fˈoːɹ jˈʌŋ ɐdˈʌlt sˈʌnz: ðə pɹæɡmˈæɾɪk ˈɑːɹθɚ, sɐdˈɪstɪk hˈɜːmən, hˌoʊmoʊsˈɛkʃuːəl fɹˈɛd, ænd lˈɔɪəl, dɹˈʌɡɐdˈɪktᵻd lˈɔɪd.
She is devoted to her four young adult sons: the pragmatic Arthur, sadistic Herman, homosexual Fred, and loyal, drug-addicted Lloyd.