hˌævɪŋ lˈɪɾəl səksˈɛs ɪn sˈeɪlz, kˈoʊm ænd dʒˈɔːɹdʒ dɪskˈʌvɚ ðeɪ hæv kˌɑːmpətˈɪʃən fɹʌm "tuːpˈeɪ ɔːɹ nˌɑːt tuːpˈeɪ", ɹˈaɪvəlz hˌuː ˈɔːlsoʊ ɐkwˈaɪɚd ðə klˈaɪənt lˈɪst.
Having little success in sales, Colm and George discover they have competition from "Toupée or not Toupée", rivals who also acquired the client list.