ˈɛpɪsˌoʊd θɹˈiː: plˈeɪɪŋ kˈɑːɹd mənˈɪpjʊlˌeɪɾɚ ɹˈɪk smˈɪθ dʒˌeɪˈɑːɹ., hˌuː θɹˈuː kˈɑːɹdz æɾ ˌoʊvɚ kˈʌɾɪŋ vˈɛdʒɪɾəbəlz ænd kˈændəlstˌɪks ɪn hˈæf, ˌɪntʊ ðə mˈæstɚɹ ʌv tʃˈæmpiənz kˈʌp ɐwˈeɪ, ænd θɹuː sˈɛvən ʃˈiːts ʌv nˈuːzpeɪpɚ.
Episode 3: Playing card manipulator Rick Smith Jr., who threw cards at over  cutting vegetables and candlesticks in half, into the Master of Champions cup  away, and through seven sheets of newspaper.