ɐmˈɛɹɪkə hɐz wˈʌn ɪts ˌɪndᵻpˈɛndəns bˌʌt ðə lˈʌvdeɪz hæv kənˈɛkʃənz ɪn vɜːdʒˈɪniə ænd ðə nˈuː pˈiːnəl kˈɑːləni ɪn ɔːstɹˈeɪliə hɐz bɪkˌʌm ðə ɹˈɛzᵻdəns ʌv wˈʌn lˈʌvdeɪ hˌuː tˈʊk ɐ tʃˈæns tˈuː mɛni.
America has won its independence but the Lovedays have connections in Virginia and the new penal colony in Australia has become the residence of one Loveday who took a chance too many.