kˈɜːnəl mˈʌstɚd hiː fˈænsiz hɪmsˈɛlf ɐ tɹaɪˈʌmfənt wˈɔːɹ kˈɜːnəl ænd ɪz hˌævɪŋ ɐn ɐfˈɛɹ wɪð mˈɪsɪz. pˈiːkɑːk.
Colonel Mustard – he fancies himself a triumphant war colonel and is having an affair with Mrs. Peacock.