ðə dˈɪɹ pˈɑːɹk, wˌɪtʃ wʌz ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəli pˈɑːɹt ʌvðə kˈɛnsɪŋtən ᵻstˈeɪt ʌv sənt bɹˈaɪdz, hɐz nˈɛvɚɹ ˈæktʃuːəli kəntˈeɪnd ˌɛni dˈɪɹ.
The deer park, which was originally part of the Kensington estate of St Brides, has never actually contained any deer.