ɪts daɪvˈɜːɾɪŋ, ɡˈʊdlˈʊkɪŋ tɹˈæʃ, ænd ɪt mˌaɪt biː mˈoːɹ dᵻfˈɛnsᵻbəl ɪf bˈɛɹi wɜː dʒˈɛnjuːɪnli tˈæləntᵻd ænd dˈɪdnt hæv sˈʌtʃ ɐ θˈɪn, hˈaɪskˈuːltʃˈɪɹliːdɚ vˈɔɪs.
It's diverting, good-looking trash, and it might be more defensible if Berry were genuinely talented and didn't have such a thin, high-school-cheerleader voice.