pəlˈiːsmɛn pˈɪɡz hˈɜːd ɐbˌaʊt ðə nˈuːz ænd ɐkjˈuːzd ˌælɪɡzˈændɚɹ ʌv kˈɔːzɪŋ hˈævək mˈeɪnli dˈuː tə ðə fˈækt ðætðə ɹᵻpˈoːɹɾɚz fˈɛlt ɐ stˈoːɹi ɐbˌaʊt ɐ wˈʊlf wɪð ɐ snˈiːzɪŋ kˈoʊld lˈʊkɪŋ fɔːɹ ʃˈʊɡɚ wʌz tˈuː bˈoːɹɪŋ.
Policemen pigs heard about the news and accused Alexander of causing havoc (mainly due to the fact that the reporters felt a story about a wolf with a sneezing cold looking for sugar was too boring).