"jˈʌŋ pˈiːpəlz ˈæftɚ skˈuːl pɹˈɛs kˈɑːnfɹəns": hˈɛnɹi kˈɪsɪŋɚ bˈoʊɪn ɐpˈɪɹz ˌɔn ɐ tʃˈɪldɹənz ʃˈoʊ ænd ɪz ʌpstˈeɪdʒd baɪ ɐ fˈaʊlmˈaʊðd pˈʌpɪt.
"Young Peoples After School Press Conference": Henry Kissinger (Bowen) appears on a children's show and is upstaged by a foul-mouthed puppet.