jˈɑːɹnz spˈʌn baɪ ɐ nˈætɹəl bˈɔːɹn dˈɜːnd fˈuːl, hˈæɹɪs pɹəpˈoʊzᵻz ðeɪ dˈɛdᵻkˌeɪt ðə bˈʊk tə kɹˈʌtʃfiːld, ðˌoʊ sˈʌt dˌɪsɐɡɹˈiːz.
Yarns Spun by a Nat'ral Born Durn'd Fool, Harris proposes they dedicate the book to Crutchfield, though Sut disagrees.