ˈɔfən, ðə mˈoʊst stɹˈeɪndʒ θˈɪŋz hˈæpən tə hɜː, wˌɪtʃ ɑːɹ mˈeɪnli kˈɔːzd ˈiːðɚ baɪ ðə fˈɔlts ʌv hɜː fɹˈɛndz ɔːɹ ðə plˈɑːts ʌv hɜːɹ ˈɛnəmiz ðˌoʊ mˈoʊst kˈɑːmənli ðə lˈæɾɚ.
Often, the most strange things happen to her, which are mainly caused either by the faults of her friends or the plots of her enemies (though most commonly the latter).