ɪf ˈoʊnli "kɹˈɪs ˈɛɹbæɡ" kˌʊdɐv bˌɪn kˈæst fɚðə ɹˈoʊl, sˌoʊ wˈɔltɹɪp kˌʊdɐv tˈoʊld hˌɪm: jʊɹ wɪð mˌiː, lˈɛðɚ."
If only "Chris Airbag" could have been cast for the role, so Waltrip could have told him: 'You're with me, Leather.'"