ðɪs ɡˈaɪ ɪz sˈiːɾᵻd, wˈʌn lˈɛɡ kɹˈɔst kˈæʒuːəli ˌoʊvɚ ðɪ ˈʌðɚ, dɹˈɪŋk ˌɔn ɐn ʌpˈɛndᵻd bˈæɹəl ɪn fɹˈʌnt ʌv hˌɪm.
This guy is seated, one leg crossed casually over the other, drink on an upended barrel in front of him.