ʃɔːɹtˈiːnoʊ ɪz ɐ kɹˈɔs bᵻtwˌiːn ɐ sˈoʊlfəl ɹˈɑːbɚt plˈænt ænd dˈeɪvɪd lˈiː ɹˈɑːθ, bˌʌt ɪn nˈoʊ wˈeɪ ɪz ɐ kˈɪŋdəm klˈoʊn.
Shortino is a cross between a soulful Robert Plant and David Lee Roth, but in no way is a Kingdom Clone.