kˈɔldɚ fˈæɹɪs luːtˈɛnənt ɪnðə juːnˈaɪɾᵻd stˈeɪts ˈɑːɹmi ænd ˈeɪdʒənt fɚðə juːnˈaɪɾᵻd stˈeɪts dᵻpˈɑːɹtmənt ʌv dᵻfˈɛns, ɐ vˈaɪələntli pˌeɪtɹɪˈɑːɾɪk sˈoʊsɪəpˌæθ ɪnvˈɛstᵻɡˌeɪɾɪŋ nˈuː wˈɛpənz tɛknˈɑːlədʒi fɹʌm nˈɑːnmˈeɪnstɹiːm saɪəntˈɪfɪk sˈoːɹsᵻz.
Calder Farris-- Lieutenant in the United States Army and agent for the United States Department of Defense, a violently patriotic sociopath investigating new weapons technology from non-mainstream scientific sources.