maɪ ˈoʊn sˈʌn, hˌuː ɪz ɪnðə pˈɜːfɛkt dˌɛməɡɹˈæfɪk fɔːɹ mˈædʒɪk fˈoːɹtiːn jˈɪɹ ˈoʊld wˈaɪt bˈɔɪ wʌz kəmplˈiːtli ɪntˈɪmᵻdˌeɪɾᵻd æɾə lˈoʊkəl ɡˈæðɚɹɪŋ ænd ɹᵻfjˈuːzd tə plˈeɪ.
My own son, who is in the perfect demographic for Magic (14 year old white boy) was completely intimidated at a local gathering and refused to play.