ɪn vˈɑːɹniz ʃˈɔːɹt mˈeɪdʒɚ lˈiːɡ kɚɹˈɪɹ, hiː wˈʌn wˈʌn ɡˈeɪm, lˈɔst wˈʌn ɡˈeɪm wɪð sˈɛvən stɹˈaɪkaʊts ænd ɐn ˌiːˌɑːɹɹˈeɪ ʌv sˈɪks.fˈoːɹtiːn.
In Varney's short Major League career, he won one game, lost one game with seven strikeouts and an ERA of 6.14.