bᵻsˌaɪdz mˈɛnʃənɪŋ bˌɛstɪˈælᵻɾi ænd sˌɪɾəfˈɪliə, "tˈaɪ maɪ pˈɛkɚ tə maɪ lˈɛɡ" ˈɔːlsoʊ mˈɛnʃənz dʒˌɛɹɪˈætɹɪk sˈɛks ænd kˌɑːpɹəfˈɪliə.
Besides mentioning bestiality and sitophilia, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" also mentions geriatric sex and coprophilia.