hɪz tˈuː bˈɛstnˈoʊn wˈɜːks ɑːɹ wɪl ðə ɹˈiːəl hˈɛɹətˌɪks plˈiːz stˈænd ˈʌp?, ænd ðə dˈɪkʃənˌɛɹi ʌv ˈɜːli kɹˈɪstʃən bᵻlˈiːfs.
His two best-known works are Will the Real Heretics Please Stand Up?, and the Dictionary of Early Christian Beliefs.