ðə hˈɪdən tɹˈæk "jˌʊɹɹəpˈiən bˈiːsˈaɪd" sˈʌmɚɹˌaɪzᵻz ænd ɛksplˈeɪnz sˌʌm ʌv ðiːz kˈæɹɪktɚz, sˈeɪɪŋ ðˈæt "mˈɪstɚ. mˈɛɹiz ɪnðə ɡˈɑːɹdən slˈæʃ tɹˈaɪɪŋ tə tˈaɪ hɪz hˈaɪtˈɑːp ʃˈuːz slˈæʃ dʒˈɑːniz ˈɔf ˌɔn dˈæfdˈɪl mˈaʊntɪn slˈæʃ pɹˈeɪɪŋ fɚðə nˈuːz
The hidden track "European B-Side" summarizes and explains some of these characters, saying that "Mr. Merry's in the garden / trying to tie his high-top shoes / Johnny's off on daff-dill mountain / praying for the news