hiː spˈɛndz mˈʌtʃ ʌv hɪz tˈaɪm wˈiːdlɪŋ mˈʌni ænd bˈɪɹ ˌaʊɾəv hɪz ɑːɹtˈɪstɪk fɹˈɛnd mˌɔːɹɪˈɑːɹɾi ˈaɪsək hˈeɪz.
He spends much of his time wheedling money and beer out of his artistic friend Moriarty (Isaac Hayes).