ˌɔn hɪz lˈeɪɾɪst tɹˈɪp, ðˌoʊ, hiː fˈaɪndz ðˌæɾə nˈuː klˈʌb hɐz ˈoʊpənd—"ðə bˈoʊnjɑːɹd"—ænd dᵻsˈaɪdz tə tɹˈaɪ ɪɾ ˈaʊt.
On his latest trip, though, he finds that a new club has opened—"The Boneyard"—and decides to try it out.