ðə ɡəzˈɛt kəŋklˈuːdᵻd ðˈæt "ðɪs ɪz ɐbˌaʊt bˌiːɪŋ ɐlˈaɪv ɪn nˈɔːɹðɚn ˈaɪɚlənd, ænd ɪts nˈoʊ dˈeɪ ɔnðə bˈiːtʃ...
The Gazette concluded that "this is about being alive in Northern Ireland, and it's no day on the beach...