wˈʌn nˈoʊɾəbəl fˈiːtʃɚɹ ʌvðə bˈʊk ɪz sˈɛvɹəl fˈʊlpˈeɪdʒ pˈɪktʃɚz ʌv ɪts mˈeɪl ænd fˈiːmeɪl ˈɔːθɚz, dˈɜːk pˈɪɹsən ænd sˈændi ʃˈɔː, stɹˈaɪkɪŋ bˈɑːdɪbˌɪldɪŋ pˈoʊzᵻz ænd ʃˈoʊɪŋ ˈɔf sˌʌm ɪmpɹˈɛsɪv mˈʌsəlz fɔːɹ "sˈɛdəntɚɹi ɹᵻsˈɜːtʃ sˈaɪəntɪsts," wˌɪtʃ ðeɪ klˈeɪmd wʌz dˈuː tə ðə "ɡɹˈoʊθ hˈoːɹmoʊn ɹᵻlˈiːsɚz" ðeɪ tˈʊk dˈeɪli.
One notable feature of the book is several full-page pictures of its male and female authors, Durk Pearson and Sandy Shaw, striking bodybuilding poses and showing off some impressive muscles for "sedentary research scientists," which they claimed was due to the "growth hormone releasers" they took daily.