"ðə lˈæst ɡɹˈeɪt ɐmˈɛɹɪkən" ɪz ɐbˌaʊt ɐ mˈæn nˈeɪmd mˈɪstɚ. mˈɛɹi, hˌuː ɪz sˌoʊ dɪsɡˈʌstᵻd wɪððə juːnˈaɪɾᵻd stˈeɪts lˈæk ʌv spˈɪɹɪt ðæt hiː bˈɛɹiz hɪmsˈɛlf ɐlˈaɪv.
"The Last Great American" is about a man named Mr. Merry, who is so disgusted with the United States' lack of spirit that he buries himself alive.