ðə stɹˈiːts ʌv kˈɑːlɪŋwˌʊd bˈoːɹdɚd baɪ klˈæɹɛndən ɔnðə wˈɛst, tˈaɪn ɔnðɪ ˈiːst, kˈɪŋsweɪ tə ðə sˈaʊθ, ænd twˈɛnti nˈaɪnθ tə ðə nˈɔːɹθ duːnˌɑːt ɹˈʌn nˈɔːɹθ, sˈaʊθ, ˈiːst, ænd wˈɛst.
The streets of Collingwood (bordered by Clarendon on the west, Tyne on the east, Kingsway to the south, and 29th to the north) do not run North, South, East, and West.