ðə skˈɛtʃ ˈɔːlweɪz kəŋklˈuːdz wɪððə dɪsklˈeɪmɚ ðˈæt hiː ɪz "nˌɑːɾɚ ɹˈiːəl dˈɑːktɚ," ɔːlðˈoʊ dˈɑːktɚ. sˈaɪəns ɪnsˈɪsts hiː hˈæz "ɐ mˈæstɚz dᵻɡɹˈiː... ɪn sˈaɪəns!"
The sketch always concludes with the disclaimer that he is "not a real doctor," although Dr. Science insists he has "a Master's Degree... in science!"