kɹɪptɐnˈæləsˌɪs ɹˈæbaɪ ˈæhæɹən hˈændælmən fˈaɪndz wˈʌɹiɪŋ ˈɛvɪdəns ɪnðə tˈoːɹə ðæt kəbˈɪnski mˌaɪthɐv kɹiːˈeɪɾᵻd ɐ tˈɛɹᵻfˌaɪɪŋ nˈuː wˈɛpən; kˈɔldɚ fˈæɹɪs hˈoʊps vˈɛɹi mˈʌtʃ tə fˈaɪnd ðæt kəbˈɪnski dˈɪd kɹiːˈeɪt wˈʌn wˌɪtʃ kʊd dᵻstɹˈɔɪ ˈɔːl ˈɛnəmiz ʌvðə juːnˈaɪɾᵻd stˈeɪts.
Cryptanalysis - Rabbi Aharon Handalman finds worrying evidence in the Torah that Kobinski might have created a terrifying new weapon; Calder Farris hopes very much to find that Kobinski did create one which could destroy all enemies of the United States.