zˈɪŋkɪn ɹˈoʊt lˈeɪɾɚ, "ɪf aɪm pɹˈaʊd ʌv ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ, ɪts ðæt məʃˈiːn ænd ðə fˈækt ðæt ðɛɹ pɹˈɑːbəbli ˌɪzənt wˈʌn pɹəfˈɛʃənəl ˈæθliːt ɪnðə wˈɜːld hˌuː hˈæzənt wˈɜːkt ˈaʊt ˌɔn ɐ jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsəl æt lˈiːst wˈʌns.
Zinkin wrote later, "If I'm proud of anything, it's that machine and the fact that there probably isn't one professional athlete in the world who hasn't worked out on a Universal at least once.