kˈeɪd sˈɪmpsən bˈɔːɹn fˈaɪv mˈeɪ nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd ˈeɪɾi fˈoːɹ ɪz ɐ fˈɔːɹmɚɹ ɔːstɹˈeɪliən ɹˈuːlz fˈʊtbɔːlɚ hˌuː plˈeɪd hɪz ɛntˈaɪɚ kɚɹˈɪɹ wɪððə kˈɑːɹltən fˈʊtbɔːl klˈʌb ɪnðɪ ɔːstɹˈeɪliən fˈʊtbɔːl lˈiːɡ ˌeɪˌɛfˈɛl.
Kade Simpson (born 5 May 1984) is a former Australian rules footballer who played his entire career with the Carlton Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL).