kˈæptɪn nˈʌɾi nˈoʊʌ kənsˈʌlts hɪz mˈæp wˌɪtʃ ɪz kəmplˈiːtli blˈæŋk ɛksˈɛpt fɚɹə kˈʌmpəs mˈɑːɹkɪŋ ɪnðə tˈɑːp ɹˈaɪthˈænd kˈɔːɹnɚ ænd ɹˈændəmli pˈɪks ˈaʊt ɐ plˈeɪs tə vˈɪzɪt.
Captain Nutty Noah consults his map – which is completely blank except for a compass marking in the top right-hand corner – and randomly picks out a place to visit.