ɐmˌʌŋ hɪz kˈʌstəmɚz ɑːɹ bɹˈɪɡhuː, ɐ pˈoʊstmɑːdɚn ˈɪbən bɑːtˈuːɾɑː lˈʊkɪŋ fɔːɹ əbskjˈʊɹ kəlˈɛktᵻbəlz ænd ɐ lˈʌv lˈaɪf; dˈɪdʒɪɾəl dˈʌɾə hˌuː lˈɪvz mˈoʊstli ɪn hɪz hˈɛd, tˈɔːɹn bᵻtwˌiːn kˈɑːɹl mˈɑːɹks ænd ɐn ˈeɪtʃ wˈʌn bˈiː vˈiːzə; ænd ðə nˈuːli mˈæɹid ʃˈɪntuː, lˈʊkɪŋ fɚðɪ ˈʌltᵻmət ˌæfɹədˈɪsiˌæk ɪnðə sˈiːdi baɪlˈeɪnz ʌv ˈoʊld dˈɛli.
Among his customers are Brighu, a postmodern Ibn Batuta looking for obscure collectibles and a love life; Digital Dutta who lives mostly in his head, torn between Karl Marx and an H-1B visa; and the newly married Shintu, looking for the ultimate aphrodisiac in the seedy by-lanes of old Delhi.