dᵻspˈaɪt ðə mˌæɡɐzˈiːn dᵻklˈɛɹɪŋ ðˌɛm ˈeɪ "fˈæb fˈoːɹsʌm", ˈɔːl fˈoːɹ sˈɪɹiz bˈɑːmd, wɪð dˈeɪvɪs ʃˈoʊ ˈæktʃuːəli ˈɛɹɪŋ ðə mˈoʊst ˈɛpɪsˌoʊdz twˈɛnti, kəmpˈɛɹd tə bˈɛt sˈɪkstiːn, ðə mˈaɪkəl ɹˈɪtʃɚdz ʃˈoʊ ˈeɪt ænd ɡˈʊdmənz nˈoːɹməl, oʊhˈaɪoʊ sˈɛvən.
Despite the magazine declaring them a "fab foursome", all four series bombed, with Davis' show actually airing the most episodes (20), compared to Bette (16), The Michael Richards Show (eight) and Goodman's Normal, Ohio (seven).