ðɪ ˈæktɚz ɪz ɐ tˈuː θˈaʊzənd θɹˈiː fˈɪlm ɹˈɪʔn̩ ænd dᵻɹˈɛktᵻd baɪ kˈɑːnɚ mək fˈɜːsən ænd stˈɑːɹɹɪŋ dˈɪlən mˈɔːɹən ænd mˈaɪkəl kˈeɪn.
The Actors is a 2003 film written and directed by Conor McPherson and starring Dylan Moran and Michael Caine.