ɐ sɐtˈɪɹɪkəl ɐkˈaʊnt ʌv kˈoʊltɚz tˈeɪk ˌɔn ˌɛvəlˈuːʃən wʌz ɹˈɪʔn̩ baɪ pɹˈɑːbəbˌɪlɪst pˈiːɾɚɹ ˈɑːlɑːfsən, hˌuːz tˈʌŋɪntʃˈiːk ˈɑːɹɡjuːmənt wʌz ðæt kˈoʊltɚ hæd ɪn fˈækt ɹˈɪʔn̩ ɐ vˈeɪld kɹˈɪɾɪsˌɪzəm ʌvðɪ ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt dɪzˈaɪn mˈuːvmənt, mˈʌtʃ lˈaɪk ˈælən sˈoʊkəl dˈɪd tə ðə pˈoʊstmɑːdɚn mˈuːvmənt ɪn hɪz fˈeɪməs hˈoʊks.
A satirical account of Coulter's take on evolution was written by probabilist Peter Olofsson, whose tongue-in-cheek argument was that Coulter had in fact written a veiled criticism of the intelligent design movement, much like Alan Sokal did to the postmodern movement in his famous hoax.