wˈʌn vˌɛɹɪˈeɪʃən ʌv ðɪs ɡˈæɡ əkˈɜːz wɛn ɡˈɪlɪɡən ˌɔn ɹˈɛɹ əkˈeɪʒən dˈʌz sˈʌmθɪŋ ɹˈaɪt ɔːɹ kɚɹˈɛktli pɹɪdˈɪkts ɐn ˈaʊtkʌm.
One variation of this gag occurs when Gilligan (on rare occasion) does something right or correctly predicts an outcome.