ɪf ðɪs tɹˈuːli hˈæpənd, ɪt wʊd biː wˈʌn ʌvðə vˈɛɹi fjˈuː ɛɡzˈæmpəlz əvən ˈɪnsɪdənt ɹᵻzˈɛmblɪŋ ɐ wˈɛstɚn fˈɪlmstˈaɪl fˈæst dɹˈɔː ʃˈuːɾɪŋ ˈæktʃuːəli əkˈɜːɹɪŋ; ðə lˈoʊkəl lˈɔː ɛnfˈoːɹsmənt ðæt kˈæntɑːn wˈɜːkt wɪð ɹˈuːld ɪt sˈɛlfdᵻfˈɛns.
If this truly happened, it would be one of the very few examples of an incident resembling a Western film-style fast draw shooting actually occurring; the local law enforcement that Canton worked with ruled it self-defense.