pˈʊɹ ʃˈændoʊz lˈiː hæd ɐ bˈæd tˈaɪm æt lˈɔŋstˈɑːp ænd wɛn hiː ɹᵻtˈɜːnd hˈoʊm ˈæftɚ mˈætʃ, bˈæɾɚd ænd bɹˈuːzd, hɪz mˈæn sˈɛd tə hˌɪm aɪ bˈɛɡ jʊɹ pˈɑːɹdən, sˌɜː, bˌʌt hæv juː nˈoʊɾɪst jʊɹ fˈɪŋɡɚ?
Poor Chandos Leigh had a bad time at long-stop and when he returned home after match, battered and bruised, his man said to him ' I beg your pardon, sir, but have you noticed your finger?