kəmˈiːdɪk ˈɛksplɔɪts ɛnsˈuː æz ðə dɹˈʌŋkən wˈæɡən mˈæstɚ lˈɛts hɪz hˈɔːɹs tʃˈuːz ðə kɚɹˈɛkt fˈɔːɹk ɪnðə ɹˈoʊd, lˈiːdz ðˌɛm tʊ ɐ dɹˈaɪd ˈaʊt wˈɔːɾɚɹɪŋ hˈoʊl, ænd ᵻvˈɛntʃuːəli ɡˈaɪdz ðˌɛm ˌɪntʊ sˈuː tˈɛɹɪtˌoːɹi wˌɛɹ ðeɪ ɑːɹ kˈæptʃɚd.
Comedic exploits ensue as the drunken wagon master lets his horse choose the correct fork in the road, leads them to a dried out watering hole, and eventually guides them into Sioux territory where they are captured.