fɔːɹ kˈɑːmədi pˈɜːpəsᵻz, dˈaɪəmənd ænd ðə tˈuː bˈɛɹz wʊd ɐpˈɪɹ tə hɐvbɪn kˈɔːt ɪnðɪ ˈækt ʌv sˈʌmθɪŋ ˈɔfən ɪlˈiːɡəl sˈʌtʃ ɐz ɐ sˈiːdi tʃˈæt lˈaɪn ænd sˈɛlɪŋ jʊɹɹˈeɪniəm ɔnðə blˈæk mˈɑːɹkɪt.
For comedy purposes, Diamond and the two bears would appear to have been caught in the act of something (often illegal) such as a seedy chat line and selling uranium on the black market.