tˈɜːkɪŋtənz pɜːsˈoʊnə ɪnðə sˈɪɹiz ɪz ðæt əvə sˈɛlfdᵻskɹˈaɪbd mˈuːvi ˈɛkspɜːt, ɔːlðˈoʊ hiː ɹˈɛɹli pɹəvˈaɪdz ˌɛni jˈuːsfəl kɹˈɪɾɪsˌɪzəm, lˈɔːdz fɚɡˈɛɾəbəl fˈɪlmz, ænd ˈɔfən fˈeɪlz tə kɚɹˈɛktli ˈænsɚ sˈɪmpəl tɹˈɪviə kwˈɛstʃənz.
Turkington's persona in the series is that of a self-described movie expert, although he rarely provides any useful criticism, lauds forgettable films, and often fails to correctly answer simple trivia questions.