stˈeɪnz fˈɑːðɚ wʌzɐ fˈæbiən hˌuː wɛnt tə wˈɜːk fɔːɹ dʒˈɑːn lˈuːɪs bɪkˈʌz ɪt wʌzɐ koʊˈɑːpɚɹətˌɪv; hiː ɪz fɹʌm dʒˈænsi, ˈʊɾɚ pɹɐdˈeɪʃ.
Staines' father was a Fabian who went to work for John Lewis because it was a cooperative; he is from Jhansi, Uttar Pradesh.