dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚz sˈaɪɚɹ ɪz fˈɔːɹɾi nˈaɪnɚ, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd ˈeɪɾi sˈɛvən z ɪklˈɪps ɐwˈɔːɹd wˈɪnɪŋ aʊtstˈændɪŋ tˈuːjˈɪɹˈoʊld mˈeɪl hˈɔːɹs baɪ ðə tʃˈæmpiən sˈaɪɚ, mˈɪstɚ. pɹəspˈɛktɚ.
Distorted Humor's sire is Forty Niner, 1987's Eclipse Award winning Outstanding Two-Year-Old Male Horse by the champion sire, Mr. Prospector.