ˈɛθəl ˈɔfən kˈɔːlz fɹˈɛd ˈeɪ "fˈæt ˈoʊld ɡˈoʊt", ænd ɪn ɹᵻtˈɜːn, fɹˈɛd kˈɔːlz ˈɛθəl ðə "bˈɑːɾəmləs pˈɪt" dˈuː tə hɜː voːɹˈeɪʃəs ˈæpɪtˌaɪt.
Ethel often calls Fred a "fat old goat", and in return, Fred calls Ethel the "bottomless pit" due to her voracious appetite.