θˈæŋks tə lˈɛlənd, tʃˈɑːɹli bɹˈaʊnz tˈiːm wˈɪnz, twˈɛnti sˈɛvən tə twˈɛnti sˈɪks, ðˈɛɹfoːɹ ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ðɛɹ jˈuːnɪfˌɔːɹmz ɐ ɹᵻkˈɜːɹɪŋ plˈɑːt lˈaɪn ɪz ðæt lˈɛlənd ɪz sˌoʊ ʃˈɔːɹt ðɪ ˈʌðɚ tˈiːmz pˈɪtʃɚɹ ˈiːðɚ kˈɑːnstəntli wˈɔːks hˌɪm ɔːɹ bˈiːnz hˌɪm ɪn hɪz bˈæɾɪŋ hˈɛlmɪt.
Thanks to Leland, Charlie Brown's team wins, 27 to 26, therefore getting their uniforms (A recurring plot line is that Leland is so short the other team's pitcher either constantly walks him or beans him in his batting helmet).