ɐn ɐtˈɛmpt tʊ ɐdˈæpt ˈɛm ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ɐ ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈɛs ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈeɪtʃ ɡoʊz tə mˈeɪn æz ɐ fˈiːtʃɚ fˈɪlm sˈiːkwəl tə ðə nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɛvənti mˈuːvi wʌz ʌnsəksˈɛsfəl.
An attempt to adapt M*A*S*H Goes to Maine as a feature film sequel to the 1970 movie was unsuccessful.