spˈɛnsɚ jˈuːʒuːəli ɡɹˈiːts ðə vjˈuːɚz ænd ˌɪntɹədˈuːsᵻz ɐ spˈɛʃəl θˈiːm fɚðə plˈɑːt ʌvðɪ ˈɛpɪsˌoʊd, ˈiː.dʒˈiː. bˈeɪsɪk θˈɪŋz lˈaɪk bˈɛdz ɔːɹ ɡɹˈiːɾɪŋz.
Spencer usually greets the viewers and introduces a special theme for the plot of the episode, e.g. basic things like beds or greetings.