pˈætɹɪk ɪz sˌoʊ ʌpsˈɛt ðæt wɛn hiː hˈɪɹz ðæt ˈɛmə ɪz ɐbˌaʊt təbi mˈæɹid hɜːsˈɛlf, hiː ɐlˈaʊz hɪz jˈʌŋ nˈeɪbɚ, ˈædʒeɪ, tə hˈæk ˌɪntʊ pˈʌblɪk ɹˈɛkɚdz ænd kɹiːˈeɪt ɐ fˈeɪk mˈæɹɪdʒ sɚtˈɪfɪkət bᵻtwˌiːn hɪmsˈɛlf ænd ˈɛmə.
Patrick is so upset that when he hears that Emma is about to be married herself, he allows his young neighbour, Ajay, to hack into public records and create a fake marriage certificate between himself and Emma.