sˈaɪmən ɪz kwˈoʊɾᵻd æz sˈeɪɪŋ "ɪf juːd ˈɛvɚ sˈiːn wˈɪdnɪz, ðˈɛn juːd nˈoʊ wˌaɪ aɪ wʌz kˈiːn tə ɡɛt bˈæk tə lˈʌndən æz kwˈɪkli æz pˈɑːsᵻbəl.
Simon is quoted as saying "if you'd ever seen Widnes, then you'd know why I was keen to get back to London as quickly as possible.