sˈæli dᵻsˈaɪdz tə ɡˈɪv ˈɛvɹɪwˌʌn pˈeɪpɚɹ ˈɛɹpleɪnz fɔːɹ kɹˈɪsməs ænd ɹˈaɪts hɜː kɹˈɪsməs lˈɛɾɚ tuː "sɐmˈænθə klˈaʊs" hɜː bˈɪɹd bˌiːɪŋ ɐ dɪsɡˈaɪz.
Sally decides to give everyone paper airplanes for Christmas and writes her Christmas letter to "Samantha Claus" (her beard being a disguise).