θˌæŋɡɐpˈɑːndi, dᵻspˈaɪt hɪz lˈæk əvɚ ɹˈɛɡjʊlɚ dʒˈɑːb ɔːɹ pɹˈɑːspɛkts, ɐpˈɪɹz təbi ðə mˈoʊst sˈɔːt ˈæftɚ bˈætʃəlɚɹ ɪnðə vˈɪlɪdʒ.
Thangapaandi, despite his lack of a regular job or prospects, appears to be the most sought after bachelor in the village.