mˈɑːɹk pˈɑːlɪʃˌʌk, ˈɛsˈɛmˈɑːɹtˈiː ɹˈaɪɾɚ tˈɪm lˈɔŋ tˈɔːks sˌʌm sˈɪmpsənz jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsᵻɾi ʌv wˈɛstɚn ɑːntˈæɹɪˌoʊ ɡəzˈɛt, ɑːktˈoʊbɚ twˈɛnti ˈeɪt, tˈuː θˈaʊzənd fˈoːɹ.
Mark Polishuk, S-M-R-T writer Tim Long talks some Simpsons University of Western Ontario Gazette, October 28, 2004.