θɹuː ðɪs pɹˈɑːsɛs, ɐ hjˈuːmjuːmənt ɪz ɐ nˈuː stˈoːɹi wɪð ɐ nˈuː pɹˈoʊɾɐɡənˌɪst nˈeɪmd bˈɪl tˈoʊdʒ, hˌuːz nˈeɪm ɐpˈɪɹz ˈoʊnli wɛn ðə wˈɜːd "təɡˈɛðɚ" ɔːɹ "ˌɔːltəɡˈɛðɚ" ɐpˈɪɹz ɪn mˈæləks ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəl tˈɛkst.
Through this process, A Humument is a new story with a new protagonist named Bill Toge, whose name appears only when the word "together" or "altogether" appears in Mallock's original text.