kˈæhɚmˌiː fˈɛɹ hɐz ɐ hˈɪstɚɹi, bˌʌt aɪ fˈɪɹ ɪɾ ɪz hˈɪstɚɹi ðæt hɐz nˈɛvɚ bˌɪn ɹˈɪʔn̩, ɔːɹ ɹˈɪʔn̩ sˌoʊ lˈɔŋ ɐɡˈoʊ ðˌɐɾɪt hˈæzbiːn lˈɔst.
Cahirmee fair has a history, but I fear it is history that has never been written, or written so long ago that it has been lost.