ɐ nˈʌmbɚɹ ʌv lˈiːɡ pˌɜːsənˈælᵻɾiz, ɪŋklˈuːdɪŋ mˈɑːɹk dʒˈeɪɚ, stˈeɪsi dʒˈoʊnz ænd wˈɑːli lˈuːɪs, hæd ɹˈɛɡjʊlɚ kˈɑːlʌmz; ʌŋkənfˈɜːmd ɹˈuːmɚz ænd mˌɪsəlˈeɪniəs ɡˈɑːsɪp ɑːɹ ɹᵻpˈoːɹɾᵻd ɪn ɐ kˈɑːlʌm ɹˈɪʔn̩ baɪ ðə mˈoʊl.
A number of league personalities, including Mark Geyer, Stacey Jones and Wally Lewis, had regular columns; unconfirmed rumours and miscellaneous gossip are reported in a column written by 'The Mole'.