wˌaɪl ɹˈɪɡɪŋ ˌʌp ɐ pˈɑːɹɾi hiː ɪnɐdvˈɜːtəntli ɹˈɛskjuːz ɐ bjˈuːɾifəl jˈʌŋ wˈʊmən ɪn ɐ wˈaɪt dɹˈɛs fɹʌm ˌʌpɚ klˈæs θˈʌɡz.
While rigging up a party he inadvertently rescues a beautiful young woman in a white dress from upper class thugs.