tˈɛd bˈɜːkmən dʒˈænjuːˌɛɹi nˈaɪn, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd fˈoːɹtiːn mˈeɪ twˈɛlv, tˈuː θˈaʊzənd sˈɪks wʌz ɐn ɐmˈɛɹɪkən ˈɔːθɚ, skɹˈiːnɹaɪɾɚɹ ænd dʒˈɜːnəlˌɪst bˈɛst nˈoʊn fɔːɹ ɹˈaɪɾɪŋ ðə skɹˈiːnpleɪ fɔːɹ bˈɛdtaɪm fɔːɹ bˈɑːnzoʊ.
Ted Berkman (January 9, 1914 – May 12, 2006) was an American author, screenwriter and journalist best known for writing the screenplay for Bedtime for Bonzo.