ðɪ ˈoʊnli tˈæmpɚɹɪŋ dˈʌn wɪððɪ ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəl tˈɛkst, sˈeɪv fɚðə vˈæst ɐmˈaʊnt ʌv kˈʌɾɪŋ nˈɛsᵻsɚɹi tə bɹˈɪŋ sˌoʊ mˈɛni hˈʌndɹɪdz ʌv θˈaʊzəndz ʌv wˈɜːdz dˌaʊn tə pˈʌblɪʃəbəl dᵻmˈɛnʃənz, wʌzðə jˈuːs ʌv sˌʌm sˈuːdoʊnˌɪmz.
The only tampering done with the original text, save for the vast amount of cutting necessary to bring so many hundreds of thousands of words down to publishable dimensions, was the use of some pseudonyms.