ɐmˌʌŋ ðə mˈoʊst nˈoʊɾəbəl wɜː hɪz ɡlˈiː klˈʌb tˈiːtʃɚ, ɐ ɡˈɑːθ stˈuːdənt ænd ˈiːvən, ˌɔn wˈʌn əkˈeɪʒən, dˈɑːktɚ. mˈɛɹi ˈælbɹaɪt ænd hɜː sˈɛkʃuːəli ɛkspˈiəɹɪənst nˈiːs.
Among the most notable were his glee club teacher, a goth student and even, on one occasion, Dr. Mary Albright and her sexually experienced niece.