hiː ɹˈuːɪnz hɪz tɹˈaʊsɚz baɪ spˈɪlɪŋ tˈɪnd sɑːɹdˈiːnz ˈɔn ðˌɛm, hɪz ʃˈuːz ɑːɹ dˌɪsˈɪntᵻɡɹˌeɪɾɪŋ ænd, wˌɛn hiː stˈiːlz sˌʌm fˈuːd, ɪz kˈɔːt ænd bˈiːʔn̩.
He ruins his trousers by spilling tinned sardines on them, his shoes are disintegrating and, when he steals some food, is caught and beaten.