bˈæk ɪnðə juːnˈaɪɾᵻd stˈeɪts, dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚz tˈuː θˈaʊzənd fˈiː ɹᵻmˈeɪnd lˈoʊ ænd hɪz mˈɛɹz ˈævɹɪdʒ, jˈɛt hiː bɪkˌeɪm ɐmˈɛɹɪkəz lˈiːdɪŋ fɹˈɛʃmən sˈaɪɚɹ ʌv tˈuː θˈaʊzənd tˈuː.
Back in the United States, Distorted Humor's 2000 fee remained low and his mares average, yet he became America's leading freshman sire of 2002.