hiː ðˈɛn pˈeɪz kɹˈɪs tə fˈɪks ɪɾ ˈʌp, ænd ɛnθjˈuːsᵻz ɐbˌaʊt ɐn ˌɪnfɹɚɹˈɛd lˈaɪt swˈɪtʃ ˈaʊt æt ðə fɹˈʌnt, sˌoʊ ðætðə lˈaɪt wɪl ɡˌoʊ ˌɔn ɪf ˈɛnɪwˌʌn kˈʌmz nˈɪɹ ɪt.
He then pays Chris to fix it up, and enthuses about an infrared light switch out at the front, so that the light will go on if anyone comes near it.