ðɛɹwˌɜː ɹˈeɪsᵻz fɔːɹ ænd bˈoʊts tə ðə ɹˈʌnəl stˈoʊn ænd bˈæk, ɹˈoʊɪŋ ɹˈeɪsᵻz fɔːɹ fˈoːɹˈoːɹd kɹˈæbɚz, skˈʌlɪŋ ɹˈeɪsᵻz fɔːɹ pˈʌnts, ɐ swˈɪmɪŋ ɹˈeɪs ænd ðə ɡɹˈiːzi pˈoʊl kˈɑːntɛst wɪð ɐ lˈɛɡ ʌv mˈʌʔn̩ dˈæŋɡəlɪŋ fɹʌmðə tˈɑːp.
There were races for  and  boats to the Runnel Stone and back, rowing races for 4-oared ″crabbers″, sculling races for punts, a  swimming race and the greasy pole contest with a leg of mutton dangling from the top.