hˈɪntdʒənz wʌz ˈɔːlsoʊ ˈoʊnɚ ænd pɹˈɪnsɪpəl ˈɔːθɚɹ ʌvðə dˈɛvəlz wˈɪki, wˌɪtʃ dᵻfˈaɪnz ɐ pˈæʔn̩t æz "ɐ mˈɛdɪˌiːvəl ˌiːkənˈɑːmɪk tˈuːl baɪ wˌɪtʃ pˌɑːlɪtˈɪʃənz ɐtˈɛmpt tə stˈɪmjʊlˌeɪt tɹˈeɪd ænd wˈɛlθ baɪ bˈænɪŋ ˌɪnəvˈeɪʃən ænd kˌɑːmpətˈɪʃən ɪn kɹˈuːʃəl ˈɛɹiəz ʌv tɛknˈɑːlədʒi".
Hintjens was also owner and principal author of The Devil's Wiki, which defines a patent as "A medieval economic tool by which politicians attempt to stimulate trade and wealth by banning innovation and competition in crucial areas of technology".