ɪnstˈɛd ʌv pɚfˈɔːɹmɪŋ, ˈælɪks pˈæɾɚsən ænd kɹˈɪs wˈɛstən, ðə lˈæɾɚ hˈoʊldɪŋ ɐ tˈɔɪ ʃˈiːp, plˈeɪd ɐ tʃˈɛslˈaɪk ɡˈeɪm wˌaɪlst pˈæsɪŋ ɐ ɡlˈoʊbəs kɹˈuːsɪdʒɚ bˈæk ænd fˈɔːɹθ.
Instead of performing, Alex Paterson and Kris Weston, the latter holding a toy sheep, played a chess-like game whilst passing a globus cruciger back and forth.