ðə nˈɑːvəlz plˈɑːt ɪnvˈɑːlvz ɐn ˈiːvəl ˌɔːɹɡɐnᵻzˈeɪʃən plˈɑːɾɪŋ wˈɜːld dˌɑːmᵻnˈeɪʃən θɹuː ðə dˌɪstɹɪbjˈuːʃən ʌv vˈaɪəlz ʌv mˈædʒɪkəl kɹˈæk koʊkˈeɪn.
The novel's plot involves an evil organization plotting world domination through the distribution of vials of magical crack cocaine.