ɡˈɪvən ðə hɚɹˈæsmənt sˈʌfɚd baɪ sˌʌm hˌoʊmoʊsˈɛkʃuːəlz mˈɜːsɪfəli, nˌɑːt baɪ mˌiː tə dˈeɪt ænd ðə fˈɪɹ ʌv sˈʌtʃ hɚɹˈæsmənt ðæt hˈɔːnts ænd ɹᵻstɹˈɪkts ðə lˈaɪvz ʌv mˈɛni ˈʌðɚz, aɪ hæv ˈɔltɚd sˈɛvɹəl nˈeɪmz.
Given the harassment suffered by some homosexuals (mercifully, not by me to date) and the fear of such harassment that haunts and restricts the lives of many others, I have altered several names.