hˈɪɹɪŋ ðˌæɾə smˈʌɡlɚɹ ɪz lˈʊkɪŋ fɔːɹ kˈɜːɹɪɹz, hiː wˈɔːks ɐ lˈɔŋ wˈeɪ θɹuː ðə hˈiːt, ˈoʊnli tə fˈaɪnd ðæt ˈiːvən ðə kɹˈʊks ɑːɹ ˌɔn veɪkˈeɪʃən.
Hearing that a smuggler is looking for couriers, he walks a long way through the heat, only to find that even the crooks are on vacation.