"...mˈɑːɹk kəstˈɑːbiz sˈɪnɪkəl kənsˈɛptʃuːəl ˈɑːɹt pɚfˈoːɹməns pˈiːs ˌɔn hɪz mænhˈæʔn̩ kˈeɪbəl tˈɛlᵻvˌɪʒən ʃˈoʊ wˌɛɹ hiː ɪnvˈaɪts kɹˈɪɾɪks tə tˈaɪɾəl hɪz nˈɑːnˈɑːɹt ˈɑːbdʒɛkts wˌɪtʃ pɹəklˈeɪm ðɛɹ sˈoʊl ɪmpˈoːɹtəns ɪn nˌɑːt bˌiːɪŋ pˈeɪntᵻd baɪ ðɪ ˈɑːɹɾɪst.
"...Mark Kostabi's cynical conceptual art performance piece on his Manhattan cable television show where he invites critics to title his non-art objects (which proclaim their sole importance in not being painted by the artist).