fɹˈɛdɹɪk bɹˈaʊn kəndˈɛnst ðɪs tˈɛkst ˌɪntʊ "ɐ swˈiːt lˈɪɾəl ˈækʃən stˈoːɹi ðæt ɪz ˈoʊnli tˈuː sˈɛntənsᵻz lˈɔŋ".
Fredric Brown condensed this text into "a sweet little action story that is only two sentences long".