ðɛɹ ɪz ɐn ɔːltˈɜːnətˌɪv kˈʌvɚ wˌɪtʃ fˈiːtʃɚz ɐ dˈɪfɹənt nˈuːzpeɪpɚ, kˈɔːld ðə lˈʌndən ˈɪŋkwɪsˌɪɾɚ, pɹəvˈaɪdɪŋ ðə sˈeɪm ɛɡzˈækt hˈɛdlaɪnz.
There is an alternative cover which features a different newspaper, called the London Inquisitor, providing the same exact headlines.