ˈɔːl ðæt tɹəmˈɛndəs ˈɔːɹdɚɹʌvbˈæɾəl wˈɜːk...ɪz stɹˈeɪtdʒɐkɪɾᵻd baɪ ɐ plˈeɪɪŋ bˈoːɹd ðæt mˌeɪks nˈoʊ sˈɛns.
All that tremendous order-of-battle work [...] is straitjacketed by a playing board that makes no sense.