ɐ kˈɑːmən tɹˈeɪt ʌv bɹˈædli ɪz ðæt hiː kæn nˈɛvɚ smˈaɪl pɹˈɑːpɚli, æz nˈoʊwˈʌn kæn tˈɛl ɪf ɪɾ ɪz ɐ smˈaɪl ɔːɹ fɹˈaʊn.
A common trait of Bradley is that he can never smile properly, as no one can tell if it is a smile or frown.