nˈɑːɹdwjuːˌɑːɹ ðə hjˈuːmən sˌɜːvɪˈɛt sˈɪŋz, "ðə bɹˈʌðɚzɪnlˈɔː sˈæŋ ɐbˌaʊt hɜː fˈɜːst slˈæʃ bˌʌt lˈɛts fˈɜːðɚ wˈɛt jʊɹ θˈɜːst!"
Nardwuar the Human Serviette sings, "The Brothers-in-Law sang about her first / but let's further whet your thirst!"