wˈʌn ʌvðə kəmˈɜːʃəlz kəŋklˈuːdz ðæt kˈiːnoʊ "æz juː kæn ɪmˈædʒɪn, ɪz lˈɑːts bˈɛɾɚ ðˌænə fˈɛɹɪt ɪn jʊɹ tɹˈaʊsɚz.
One of the commercials concludes that keno "as you can imagine, is lots better than a ferret in your trousers.