ɪf ðɪs ɪz mˈɑːdɚn kwᵻbˈɛk, wˈɛl aɪ pˌʊt maɪ flˈæɡ æt hˈæf mˈæst, ænd ðə klˈaʊnz ðæt ɡˈʌvɚn ˌʌs kæn ˈɔːl ɡɛt bˈɛnt; ɪf jʊɹ hˈæpi wɪð ðɪs kˈʌntɹi kwᵻbˈɛk, wˈɛl maɪ mˈæn ðæts jʊɹ əpˈɪniən, juː mˈʌst biː ðə sˌiːˌiːˈoʊ ʌv sˌʌm kˈʌmpəni!
If this is modern Quebec, well I put my flag at half mast, and the clowns that govern us can all get bent; If you're happy with this country (Quebec), well my man that's your opinion, you must be the CEO of some company!