ˈeɪmɑːs tˈʌkɚ kˈɑːnweɪ ænd θˈiːədˌoːɹ ˈoʊdʒlvi nˈɑːts, ɐ pˈɛɹ ʌv bˈʌmblɪŋ hˈoʊldʌp mˈɛn nˈaʊ ɡˌoʊɪŋ stɹˈeɪt, ɚɹˈaɪv ɪnðə "bˈuːm tˈaʊn" ʌv dʒˈʌŋkʃən sˈɪɾi tə stˈɑːɹt ɐnˈuː.
Amos Tucker (Conway) and Theodore Ogelvie (Knotts), a pair of bumbling holdup men now going straight, arrive in the "boom town" of Junction City to start anew.