fɚðə fˈeɪk tɹˈaɪəl, stˈoʊnwɔːl ˈæktᵻd æz wˈʌn ʌvðə lˈɔɪɚz bˌʌt hiː wʌzɐ dɪzˈæstɚ sˈɪns hiː wʌz ɪnspˈaɪɚd baɪ ðə tˌiːvˈiː sˈɪɹiz ˈɛl.ˈeɪ. lˈɔː ænd ˈɪʃuːd ɐn ɑːbdʒˈɛkʃən wɪðˌaʊt ˌɛni kˈɔːz.
For the fake trial, Stonewall acted as one of the lawyers but he was a disaster since he was inspired by the TV series L.A. Law and issued an objection without any cause.