ɐ ɹˈʌnɪŋ ɡˈæɡ ɪz ðætðə skˈɪpɚ kˈɑːŋks ɡˈɪlɪɡən ɔnðə hˈɛd wɪð hɪz hˈæt wɛnˌɛvɚ ɡˈɪlɪɡən ɛɡzˈɪbɪts ɪŋkˈɑːmpɪtəns.
A running gag is that the skipper conks Gilligan on the head with his hat whenever Gilligan exhibits incompetence.