ˈiːtʃ ˈænɪməl hɐz ɐ tʃˈɪɹfəl, ˌɑːptɪmˈɪstɪk hˈɛd æt wˈʌn ˈɛnd ænd ɐn ʌnhˈæpi, pˌɛsɪmˈɪstɪk hˈɛd æt ðɪ ˈʌðɚ.
Each animal has a cheerful, optimistic head at one end and an unhappy, pessimistic head at the other.