pˈeɪtɹənz ˈɔfən pˈɜːtʃɪst ɪt æt .fˈɪfti slˈæʃ kæn fɔːɹ nˈoʊ ˈʌðɚ ɹˈiːzən ðɐn tə pˈoːɹ ɪɾ ɔnðə flˈoːɹ, pɹəvˈaɪdɪŋ ɐ slˈɪkɚ sˈɜːfɪs fɔːɹ nˈeɪkᵻd bˈɪɹ slˈaɪdɪŋ, ɐ lˈeɪt nˈaɪt tɹɐdˈɪʃən mˌeɪd fˈeɪməs æt ðə lˈæntʃ.
Patrons often purchased it (at .50/can) for no other reason than to pour it on the floor, providing a slicker surface for 'naked beer sliding', a late night tradition made famous at The 'Lanche.