ˈɛnɪwˌʌn hˌuː wʌz tˈɛmptᵻd tə hˈɜːl dˈæn bɹˈaʊnz wˈʊdən ænd ˌoʊvɚhˈaɪpt ðə dɐvˈɪntʃi kˈoʊd əkɹˌɑːs ðə ɹˈuːm mˌaɪt wˈɔnt tə ɡˈɪv ðɪs bˈʊk ɐ tɹˈaɪ; ɪf jʊɹ lˈʊkɪŋ fɚɹə wˈɛlɹˈɪʔn̩ θɹˈɪlɚ fˈʊl ʌv ɹᵻlˈɪdʒəs sɪmbˈɑːlədʒi ænd ɛksˈaɪɾɪŋ ˈækʃən, ðɪs ɪz ðə ɹˈiːəl θˈɪŋ".
Anyone who was tempted to hurl Dan Brown's wooden and overhyped The Da Vinci Code across the room might want to give this book a try; if you're looking for a well-written thriller full of religious symbology and exciting action, this is the real thing".