dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk ˈʌðɚ pˈæɹədiz ʌvðə vˈɛdʒˈoʊmˈæɾɪk kəmˈɜːʃəl, ɪt hɐz aʊtlˈændɪʃ fˈiːtʃɚz lˈaɪk bˌiːɪŋ ˈeɪbəl tə tˈɜːn ˌɪntʊ ɐ tʃˈiə plˈænt.
Just like other parodies of the Veg-O-Matic commercial, it has outlandish features like being able to turn into a Chia plant.