fɔːɹ ɛɡzˈæmpəl, ɪnðə wˈeɪstᵻd kˌɑːmpɪlˈeɪʃənz kəmpˈæniən bˈʊklɪt, sˈɛvɹəl ʃˈɔːɹt blˈɜːbz ɛntˈaɪɾəld "ðə dˈaɪɚɹi ʌv dˈeɪv stˈuːɚts bˈɪɹd" ɑːɹ ɹˈɪʔn̩ fɹʌmðə pɚspˈɛktɪv əvə bˈɪɹd, wˌɪtʃ pɔntˈɪfᵻkˌeɪts wˈɛðɚɹ ɪt wɪl biː ʃˈeɪvən, ænd dᵻskɹˈaɪbz ɪts ɐtˈɛmpts tə hˈaɪd ɪtsˈɛlf ɪn ʃˈeɪm ˈæftɚ ðə pˈʊɹ pɚfˈoːɹməns ʌv ɪts ˈoʊnɚz lˈeɪɾɪst ˈælbəm.
For example, in the Wasted compilation's companion booklet, several short blurbs entitled "The Diary of Dave Stewart's Beard" are written from the perspective of a beard, which pontificates whether it will be shaven, and describes its attempts to hide itself in shame after the poor performance of its owner's latest album.