hˈoʊmɚ ɡˈɛts ðə pˈɜːfɛkt sˈaɪd dʒˈɑːb wɛn hiː bɪkˌʌmz ðə tʃˈiːf ɹˈɛstɹɑːnt kɹˈɪɾɪk fɚðə spɹˈɪŋfiːld ʃˈɑːpɚ nˈuːzpeɪpɚ.
Homer gets the perfect side job when he becomes the chief restaurant critic for The Springfield Shopper newspaper.