dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚz kɚɹˈɪɹ ɹˈeɪs ɹˈɛkɚd wʌz ˈeɪt wˈɪnz, fˈaɪv plˈeɪsᵻz ænd θɹˈiː ʃˈoʊz ɪn twˈɛnti θɹˈiː stˈɑːɹts, wɪð ˈɜːnɪŋz ʌv dˈɑːlɚ sˈɛvənhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti nˈaɪn,nˈaɪnhˈʌndɹɪd sˈɪksti fˈoːɹ.
Distorted Humor's career race record was 8 wins, 5 places and 3 shows in 23 starts, with earnings of $769,964.