dᵻspˈaɪt ˈoʊnli mˌeɪkɪŋ ɐ hˈændfəl ʌv sˈʌbstɪtˌuːt ɐpˈɪɹənsᵻz fɔːɹ wˈɛst hˈæm ænd nˈɛvɚ stˈɑːɹɾɪŋ ɐ ɡˈeɪm, hiː ɪz ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚd fɔːɹ skˈoːɹɪŋ ɐn ʌnfˈɔːɹtʃənət ænd bᵻzˈɑːɹ ˈoʊŋɡˈoʊl dˈʊɹɹɪŋ ɐn ˈɪnfəməs wˈʌn sˈɛvən ɐwˈeɪ dᵻfˈiːt tə blˈækbɜːn ɹˈoʊvɚz ˌɔn fˈoːɹtiːn ɑːktˈoʊbɚ tˈuː θˈaʊzənd wˈʌn.
Despite only making a handful of substitute appearances for West Ham and never starting a game, he is remembered for scoring an unfortunate and bizarre own-goal during an infamous 1–7 away defeat to Blackburn Rovers on 14 October 2001.