spˈoːɹts: "hiː ɪz ɐpɹˈoʊpɹɪətli lˈaɪt, dˈʌzənt ˈækt lˈaɪk ðɪs ɪz tˈuː ɪmpˈoːɹtənt ænd, ʌnlˈaɪk kɹˈɪs "jʊɹ wɪð mˌiː, lˈɛðɚ" bˈɜːmən, dˈʌzənt tˈɪp ˈɔf ðə pˈɪk tˈɛn sˈɛkəndz bᵻfˌoːɹ ɪɾ ɪz ɐnˈaʊnst wɪð sˌʌm hˈɔːɹɪbəl pˈʌn ɔːɹ plˈeɪ ˌɔn wˈɜːdz.
Sports: "He is appropriately light, doesn't act like this is too important and, unlike Chris "You're with me, Leather" Berman, doesn't tip off the pick 10 seconds before it is announced with some horrible pun or play on words.