ðə sˈɛkənd ɪz ɐ klˈæsᵻfˌaɪd ˈæd fɚðə pˈiːtʃ tɹˈiː ˈɪn, ɐ nˈaɪtspɑːt ðæt ˈeɪmz təbi ðə "snˈæpɪɪst ɹˈoʊdhaʊs ðɪs sˈaɪd ʌv mˈɑːnti kˈɑːɹloʊ."
The second is a classified ad for the Peach Tree Inn, a nightspot that aims to be the "snappiest roadhouse this side of Monte Carlo."