tˈɪmi ænd hɪz tˈuː bˈɛst fɹˈɛndz kˈiːp hˌɪm hˈɑːstɪdʒ ɪn tˈɪmiz tɹˈiːhaʊs sˌoʊ ðæt tˈɪmi kæn tˈeɪk hˌɪm tə skˈuːl ˌɔn mˈʌndeɪ tʊ ˈeɪs kˈɜːɹənt ᵻvˈɛnts.
Timmy and his two best friends keep him hostage in Timmy's treehouse so that Timmy can take him to school on Monday to ace Current Events.