"hˌaʊ ðiːz θˈɪŋz kˈeɪm ɐbˈaʊt: sˌoʊ ʃˌæl juː hˈɪɹ ʌv kˈɑːɹnəl, blˈʌdi, ænd ʌnnˈætʃɚɹəl ˈækts,   ʌv ˌæksɪdˈɛntəl dʒˈʌdʒmənts, kˈæʒuːəl slˈɔːɾɚz; ʌv dˈɛθs pˌʊt ˌɔn baɪ kˈʌnɪŋ ænd fˈoːɹst kˈɔːz, ænd, ɪn ðɪs ˈʌpʃɑːt, pˈɜːpəsᵻz mɪstˈʊk fˈɔːln ɔnðɪ ɪnvˈɛntɚz hˈɛdz: ˈɔːl ðɪs kæn aɪ tɹˈuːli dᵻlˈɪvɚ".
"How these things came about: so shall you hear Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,   Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters; of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause, And, in this upshot, purposes mistook Fall'n on the inventors' heads: all this can I Truly deliver".