ðə dʒˈoʊks, bˈʌkɪŋ tədˈeɪz tɹˈɛnd, ɑːɹ nˌɑːt ɹˈɪbɔːld ænd ɹɪskˈeɪ, bˌʌt ʌvðə kˈaɪnd ðæt wʊd ɡɛt ˈiːvən ðɪ ˈævɹɪdʒ tˈɛn jˈɪɹ ˈoʊld kˈɪkɪŋ ðə bˈæk ʌvðə sˈiːt ɪn fɹˈʌnt ʌv hˌɪm ɪn dʒˈɔɪ ʌv kˈoːɹs, mˈʌtʃ tə maɪ dɪsmˈeɪ."
The jokes, bucking today's trend, are not ribald and risqué, but of the kind that would get even the average 10 year old kicking the back of the seat in front of him in joy (of course, much to my dismay)."