hiː kˈiːps ɐ dʒˈɜːnəl ʌv hɪz ɐdvˈɛntʃɚz ænd fˈaɪts ɪndʒˈʌstɪs wˌɛɹ hiː fˈaɪndz ɪt wɪð ɐ ɹᵻvˈɑːlvɚ ænd hɪz dˈɛd fˈɑːðɚz sˈɔːdˈɔf, dˈʌbəlbˈæɹəld ʃˈɑːtɡʌn.
He keeps a journal of his adventures and fights injustice where he finds it with a revolver and his dead father's sawed-off, double-barreled shotgun.