dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚɹ ɪz ˈɔːlsoʊ ðə sˈaɪɚɹ ʌv məklˈiːnz mjˈuːzɪk hˌuːz mˈeɪdən spˈɛʃəl wˈeɪt deɪbjˈuː æt sˈæntə ɐnˈiːɾə pˈɑːɹk pɹədˈuːst ðə kˈɜːɹənt hˈaɪɪst deɪbjˈuː bˈeɪɚ fˈɪɡjɚɹ ɪn hˈɪstɚɹi, ænd hɐz ɡɔn ˌɔn təbi wˈʌn ʌv dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚz mˈoʊst ɪmpˈoːɹtənt sˈʌnz æt stˈʌd.
Distorted Humor is also the sire of Maclean's Music whose maiden special weight debut at Santa Anita Park produced the current highest debut Beyer figure in history, and has gone on to be one of Distorted Humor's most important sons at stud.