mˈaɪkəl fˈɛlps nˈɑːnəlˈɪmpɪk swˈɪmɚ ænd ɹˈɛkəɡnˌaɪzd baɪ fˈækəlti pɹˈaɪzɡɪvɪŋ tˈuː θˈaʊzənd sˈɛɹᵻməni æz tʃˈiːf ˈænɑːɹkˌɪst
Michael Phelps - Non-Olympic swimmer and recognised by faculty (Prizegiving 2000 ceremony) as Chief Anarchist