ˈæftɚ mˈɛni ɐtˈɛmpts ɪŋklˈuːdɪŋ dɪskˈʌvɚɹɪŋ tˈuː fˈɪzɪks fˈɔːɹmjʊləz wɛn tɹˈaɪɪŋ ɐ bˈoʊ ænd ˈæɹoʊ, ðə lˈæɾɚ ʌvwˈɪtʃ ɪz bɪkˈʌz hiː ʃˈɑːt hɪmsˈɛlf ɪnðə fˈʊt, ænd hɪz ɐtˈɛmpt wɪð ɹˈɔː mˈiːt ˈoʊnli səksˈiːdɪŋ ɪn ɐtɹˈæktɪŋ "hɪz ˈoʊld fɹˈɛnd" ðə bˈɛɹ, ɐ vˈaɪn wˈɜːks baɪ ˈæksɪdənt.
After many attempts (including discovering two physics formulas when trying a bow and arrow, the latter of which is because he shot himself in the foot, and his attempt with raw meat only succeeding in attracting "his old friend" the bear), a vine works (by accident).