dˈoːɹf hˈɜːɹᵻdli dˈaʊsᵻz ðˌɛm ɪn wˈɔːɾɚ tə kˈiːp ˌʌp wɪððə ʃˈoʊz fˈæst pˈeɪs, bˌʌt fˈʌmbəlz wɪððə fˈɔɪl, tˈɔsɪŋ ðə pətˈeɪɾoʊz hˈeɪstili ɪnðə fˈaɪɚ.
Dorf hurriedly douses them in water to keep up with the show's fast pace, but fumbles with the foil, tossing the potatoes hastily in the fire.