hiː wʌz ˈɔːlsoʊ ɐ bɹˈeɪnwɑːʃt ɹˈʌʃən slˈiːpɚ spˈaɪ ˈæktᵻvˌeɪɾᵻd baɪ ðə fɹˈeɪz "ɡˈɑːʃ, ðæt ɪtˈæliən fˈæmɪli æt ðə nˈɛkst tˈeɪbəl ʃˈʊɹ ɪz kwˈaɪət".
He was also a brainwashed Russian sleeper spy activated by the phrase "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet".