pˈɪktʃɚ ðə pˈeɪs ʌv dʒˈæk kˈɛrwɑːkz ɔnðə ɹˈoʊd plˈʌs kˈæɹɪkətʃˌʊɹ wˈɜːði ʌv pˈoːɹtnɔɪ,” ɐkˈoːɹdɪŋ tə ðə nˈuː jˈɔːɹk tˈaɪmz.
Picture the pace of Jack Kerouac's 'On the Road' plus caricature worthy of Portnoy,” according to the New York Times.