dɪstˈɔːɹɾᵻd hjˈuːmɚ fˈoʊld mˈɑːɹtʃ nˈaɪntiːn, nˈaɪntiːnhˈʌndɹɪd nˈaɪnti θɹˈiː ɪn kɛntˈʌki ɪz ɐn ɐmˈɛɹɪkən θˈʌɹoʊbɹˌɛd ɹˈeɪshɔːɹs ænd ɐ səksˈɛsfəl sˈaɪɚ.
Distorted Humor (foaled March 19, 1993 in Kentucky) is an American Thoroughbred racehorse and a successful sire.