ðə lˈɛɾɚɹ ɪz fˈɑːloʊd baɪ ɐ hˈaɪli kˌænɪbəlˈɪstɪk tˈɛɹi ɡˈɪljəm ˈænɪmˌeɪɾᵻd kɑːɹtˈuːn, ɐ bɹˈiːf plˈiː fɔːɹ dˈiːsənsi fɹʌm tˈɛɹi dʒˈoʊnz ɪn ɐ fˈɔls məstˈæʃ, ænd fˈaɪnəli ðɪ ˈiːkwəli əfˈɛnsɪv "ˌʌndɚtˈeɪkɚz skˈɛtʃ".
The letter is followed by a highly cannibalistic Terry Gilliam animated cartoon, a brief plea for decency from Terry Jones in a false moustache, and finally the equally offensive "Undertakers sketch".