lˈɪnəs tɹˈaɪz tʊ ˈæsk fɔːɹ hɜːɹ ɐdɹˈɛs tə sˈɛnd hɜːɹ ɐ kɹˈɪsməs kˈɑːɹd, ænd ʃiː ɡˈɪvz ɐn ɐdɹˈɛs ðˈæt, mˈʌtʃ tə hɪz ɐnˈɔɪəns, tˈɜːnz ˈaʊt təbi fˈeɪk wɛn ðə kˈɑːɹd ɪz ɹᵻtˈɜːnd.
Linus tries to ask for her address to send her a Christmas card, and she gives an address that, much to his annoyance, turns out to be fake when the card is returned.