fɹˈæŋk, ɐ mˈɪnɪtʃɚ fɹˈæŋkənstˌaɪnz mˈɔnstɚ, ɪz sˈɛlfɪʃ ænd ɪz ˈɔfən mˈoːɹ tɹˈʌbəl ðɐn ðə sˌɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən ɪz wˈɜːθ.
Frank, a miniature Frankenstein's Monster, is selfish and is often more trouble than the situation is worth.