ðə mˌæɡɐzˈiːn stˈeɪɾᵻd, "sˌoʊ ðɪs ɪz wʌt juː kæn dˈuː wɛn jʊɹ dˈædi hɐz bˈʌkɪts ʌv mˈʌni pˈeɪ sˈʌmwʌn tə fˈɪlm juː ɹˈoʊl ɚɹˈaʊnd ɪn ɐ bɪkˈiːni ɪnðə sˈænd wɪð ɐ ɡˈaɪ ɪn ˈɔːɹdɚ tə dɪstɹˈækt ˌʌs fɹʌmðə fˈækt ðæt juːv bˌɪn ˈɔːɾoʊtˈuːnd kwˈaɪt pˈʊɹli tə hˈaɪ hˈɛvən.
The magazine stated, "So this is what you can do when your daddy has buckets of money – pay someone to film you roll around in a bikini in the sand with a guy in order to distract us from the fact that you've been auto-tuned (quite poorly) to high heaven.