ðə pˈʌntʃ lˈaɪn tə ðə dʒˈoʊk ɪz ðˈæt "ðə ɡˈaɪ ɪnðə ɹˈɪɹ", ɪz lˈɛs ˈiːzili lˈeɪbəld: hiː ɪz ɐ mˈɛθədˌɪst ænd hiː bˈɜːnd hɪz dɹˈaɪvɚz lˈaɪsəns ɹˈæðɚ ðɐn hɪz dɹˈæft kˈɑːɹd, ɛtsˈɛtɹə.
The punch line to the joke is that "the guy in the rear", is less easily labeled: he is a Methodist and he burned his driver's license (rather than his draft card), etc.