nˌɑːt sɚpɹˈaɪzɪŋli, ðə kwˈɛstʃənz ɑːɹ nˈɛvɚɹ ˈænsɚd kɚɹˈɛktli, ænd ɑːɹ ˈɔfən lˈɪɾəl mˈoːɹ ðˌænə lˈɑːntʃɪŋ pˈɔɪnt fɚɹə nˈɑːn sˈɛkwɪɾɚ mˈɑːnoʊlˌɑːɡ fɹʌm dˈɑːktɚ. sˈaɪəns.
Not surprisingly, the questions are never answered correctly, and are often little more than a launching point for a non sequitur monologue from Dr. Science.