haʊˈɛvɚ, ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈɛvɚ sˈʌtʃ ɐ θˈɪŋ æz ˈeɪ "kəlˈiːn" ænd ɪt wʌz bɹˈʊks, wɪð hɜːɹ ʌnmɪstˈeɪkəbəl sˈɛns ʌv "ɪt", ðæt tˈɜːnd ðə "luːwˈiːz" ˌɪntʊ ɐn ɛpˈɑːnɪməs klˈæsɪk.
However, there was never such a thing as a "Colleen" and it was Brooks, with her unmistakable sense of "It", that turned the "Louise" into an eponymous classic.