ɪn wˈʌn ˈɛpɪsˌoʊd hiː klˈeɪmd tə hɐvbɪn ɐ nˈeɪvi bˈændmæstɚ ænd ɪn ɐnˈʌðɚ hiː klˈeɪmz tə hɐvbɪn ðə bˈɛst pˈoʊkɚ plˈeɪɚɹ ɪnðə jˌuːˈɛs nˈeɪvi.
In one episode he claimed to have been a Navy Bandmaster and in another he claims to have been the best poker player in the US Navy.