ɡˈʊd ˈɔn juː, pˈæɹɪs hˈɪltən juː səksˈɛsfəli kɹiːˈeɪɾᵻd sˈʌmθɪŋ ðæt sˈʌkt mˈoːɹ ðɐn ðə sˈɔŋ ɪtsˈɛlf wˈɪtʃ, fɹˈæŋkli, wiː θˈɔːt wʊd biː ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl tə dˈuː.
Good on you, Paris Hilton – you successfully created something that sucked more than the song itself (which, frankly, we thought would be impossible to do).