bɹˈɛzsni jˈuːsᵻz fˈɜːstpˈɜːsən nˈæɹətˌɪv ɪn hɪz hˈoːɹəskˌoʊp kˈɑːlʌmz, æz wˈɛl æz ɐ mˈoːɹ lˈɪɾɚɹˌɛɹi ɐpɹˈoʊtʃ ðɐn kənvˈɛnʃənəl hˈoːɹəskˌoʊps jˈuːs.
Brezsny uses first-person narrative in his horoscope columns, as well as a more literary approach than conventional horoscopes use.