dˈɑːɡ bˈaɪts mˈæn ɪz ɐ pˈæɹədi ʌv lˈoʊkəl nˈuːz kˈʌvɚɹɪdʒ, ænd fˈɑːloʊz ðə mɪsɐdvˈɛntʃɚz əvə stɹˈʌɡlɪŋ nˈuːz tˈiːm fɹʌm spoʊkˈæn, wˈɑːʃɪŋtən æz ðeɪ tɹˈævəl ɚɹˈaʊnd ðə kˈʌntɹi pɹədˈuːsɪŋ nˈuːz sˈɛɡmənts.
Dog Bites Man is a parody of local news coverage, and follows the misadventures of a struggling news team from Spokane, Washington as they travel around the country producing news segments.