You see, I keep getting kicked out of my house!
Just as I am settling in "BAM!"
I'm moving out and on to look for another house to live in.
Oh, don't be sad for me.
You see, I am your Home Staging............. Gigolo!<----dare ya!
Yup, that's right! Don't be afraid.....
I move quickly and help you get the job done!
I help you market that vacant house so you can attract Buyer's and SELL your property fast!
Here's my MO....
I check you out.......
I move in and get all dressed up in my fine stuff.....if I do say so myself........
Here I am getting busy in Menifee..... and Murrieta...... and San Marcos......
and then BAM! I get to work.......
"Hey there! How's it going?!"
"Let me show you around."
"Please, sit down, relax & stay awhile."
Oh you wanna SEE more of me?????
SURE! I'd love to show you more of my stuff!
I REPEAT, I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse!
I am too good to live there!
People, please!!! There are houses to SELL and Buyer's to meet!!
So, let me HELP you!
I am sure you have a few spare VACANT rooms I can move into for a little bit.
Don't be afraid.....
You see, I am your Home Staging Gigolo and I am here to help YOU!
So give me a call, let's talk......where you hiding the key??
Clearly, you do good work.
Thanks for your good post here, Janice, and reminding us about your value for property sellers, real estate pros, and friends. Best wishes with your new Menifee or Temecula area project.
I love your personification---so clever! Great transformation!
I really like this post and will say form experience that I am indebted to the staging gigolo here in Austin who has worked miracles at helping me sell listings!
Janice: Is that your furniture complaining that they are being moved around too much! Nice that your results are keeping that furniture moving, and moving, and moving!
You are so funny! Staging Gigolo??? I've heard it all now. I suggested this fabulous post!
Russell - Thanks! I am so glad you are hear that you are loving the staging gigolo! Home Staging is a priceless tool when selling listings! Plus it keeps you ahead of your competition!! Win, win, win, win!! :) I hear ya on the song...however David Lee allows me to reminisce a little...haha!
This was tooo funny and a very clever post! I also love the work you've done, great job!
Very cute post and glad to hear you're on the move - staging Gigolo!
I have had so many homes sell so quickly I have a ton of stuff coming back to the warehouse that wants to be out too!! LOL. Too funny.....
 I can relate too -- just in the past 10 days I've destaged 7 homes that sold very quickly -- now looking for replacement vacant homes to house this inventory.
Janice it comes as no surprise that you are doing a fantastic job for all your clients!
Janice--how cute is this? I love the furniture not wanting to go back to the warehouse. Great work and very creative post.
LOL Janice! Very cute analogy... love it!
Janice - You are too funny. Ok, you made me do it! You made me hit the "Gigolog" button. Of course, you did warn me, but I still don't think I was prepared to what I was about to see...
Sally - Ha ha! Thanks sista stager!! I am like you...I love a dare! Don't tell anyone though! That video brings back memories! Oh the styles of the 80's! What were we thinking!
Hi Janice, I remember when I first started staging I used to be almost happy to have my staging inventory back from a job. It had all been picked out so carefully and with great thought. Now I'm with you in that the inventory does no good at the warehouse. Needs to be out and to be seen helping buyers fall in love with properties. Very clever post and wonderful images of your work.
...at least it's earning its keep! Unlike certain dogs I know...too funny, and we love your spirit, Janice!
Julia - Amen Sista!! Thanks gf!!
Kathy - Awwww thank you sweet stagin' gf!! I really am humbled :) You made my day!!
Love your different and fun spin on your posts, Janice!
Great idea, Earl! Just as having chcoloate chip cookies in the oven when realtors show your house, a gift on your site helps sell YOU, gets people onto your opt-in list, and translates into more sales down the road provided the information you give away is relevant and helpful.Doug Champigny's last blog post..