Kept creepin out really bad farts this morning

Leftover pizza not agreeing with me


Will update as the day progresses:

7:40: first bad one encapsulates surrounding area at work.  Relief. Cold seat, oh god.

Roughly 10:30: someone complained about a smell. Hahahaha poor fools!

12:28: due to poor signal, I could not update for a while there. I am alive, and currently refueling by way of chicken strips. All is calm...for now...

1:00: cracked one off, I think I heard one of the potted plants groan. Coworker to my right looks upset. 3 hours till I'm off work and able to stink up my own domicile. 

2:55: went outside for a bit, figured it's only fair that I stop torturing everyone. I'm starting to get concerned