“wHoS goNNA wAtCH my KidS?!”

The date for all the crotch goblins to go back to school has been pushed back a week or so in my state, and aaaallll the mothers are absolutely livid.

Lots of comments like “I’ve been crying all day about this!!” And “they don’t care about us working parents!!!! How am I gonna find child care when I’m working 12 hour shifts?!”

It’s hilarious to me that none of these parents are worried about their child’s safety first and foremost?? How do you expect literally 5, 6, 7 year olds to wear a mask all day?? Kids are germ buckets! All it’ll take is for one kid to trade his mask with another and BOOM, ya little crotch goblin has the rona. 

Man, oh man, what a time to CF :’)