After the excellent first thread (with particularly witty contributions from Peter Bale and lynchie) try these for size....
The Committee immediately chucked her.
Forgotten I'm now playing flute!
To switch off the server all night.
P'rhaps they should all move to Louth!
But it made a quite wonderful toot.
that limericks give some folks delight!!!!
Lynchie, you're my God!!!!!!!!!
Have to say that's a first! Oh and it probably wont stop people calling you weird!!!
As mama used to say, weird is as weid does...
p.s nothing personal intended to homosexuals, cwmaman or Carlton Main!
the mute was cold but the conductor said 'be bold...
well it kinda works.
"innit", "maaaan", "oi! me hair"
they like spitting such things thing from their mouth!
And she screamed like a sop when he plucked her...
Sorry, it's just so hard to come up with family friendly rhyming lines!
Though what do you expect, they are from the south.
Towards the Illinois Brass Band, however.....??
BTW, you can see the IBB and their MD at the U.S. Open Brass Band Championships next weekend - November 8.
That once could be counted as dead.
Very tempting...but I think I'll just go to bed!