I think my wife is trying to kill me

We've been married for a number of years and she's aware of my gluten intolerance. She made curry the other night and I took some for lunch today. Soon afterwards, I started feeling bloated but figured it might have been the oranges I ate afterwards. I get home about 4 hours later and I'm starting to get stomach/intestine cramps and I say to myself "I know this feeling". I go straight to the pantry and pull out the package of the pucks of curry my wife uses. Sure as shit, the first ingredient is wheat flour. I know what's coming - no poo for the next couple of days and who knows when the bloating will end. I'm in bed curled up in the fetal position waiting for the next wave of cramps as I clench my teeth, my fists and contract my body until that wave passes. I dread the next one hoping it's the last. I'm angry as this was completely avoidable. I'm angry because I've lost trust in my wife in believing she can read a label. Thank you for reading this. I needed to vent.

Edit: Serious, the title is tongue in cheek. Though, the pain is real.

Edit2: Thanks for the support! The contractions have waned and my body is exhausted from them. I can finally get some sleep. I know everybody's reactions is different and this is mine, unfortunately. I do love my wife. 