Interrogator: "Tell me where your base is located?"
Interrogatee: "Errr...dunno...sorry. See, I only work here on the weekends."
Interrogator: "To which unit do you belong?"
Interrogatee: "Have you tried looking in Bathroom Fittings?"
Interrogator: "OK, we'll try your name, rank and number then?"
Interrogatee: "If you'll just wait here for a few minutes, I'll go and find my Manageress - she might know."
Interrogator: "Just answer the fucking question! Name, rank and number?"
Interrogatee: "Great. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
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Interrogator: "Tell me where your base is located?"