I already use too much butter in these already fatty meals and I can't tell if your notion is making my mouth water or giving me a heart attack.

Bonus recipe for best salad in the world:

Rip up spinach leaves

Crumble 1-2 hardboiled eggs over it.

Add salt and pepper after salad is topped w/ the crumbled egg. 

Add bacon bits or crumbled bacon.

Add shredded carrots.

Add ranch dressing.

Add croutons.

It's now a calorie-dense salad but still chock-full of nutrients and has perfect (and I loathe this term generally) "mouth feel" in addition to being tasty AF.