&gt; A) Try again, some of the goddess tower scenes are just straight up a To Catch a Predator episode.

Chris Hansen DLC when?

&gt;B) Nope, there's no Byleth canon age.

That's not true, the timeline only works out with one age.

&gt;Did you actually play the game? 

Are you really trying to make this a racial thing?  That only makes you look worse.