The hardest part about his name for me is that he looks *so* much like an Elliot. Like, if you showed me this child and told me his name was Elliot I’d be like “yeah, that’s a perfect name for him”. But no, Ben had to try on the pompous hat for his firstborn and decided to give him the most absurd name he could think of. What was wrong with “Charles Elliot”, Ben? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT??

Anyways I’m pretty sure after the shitstorm Spurgeon caused, Ben has been relegated to middle name duty. 