How can I tell the neighbors kids to quiet down without being perceived as a grouchy old man?
There isn't a way that you can not come off as a grouchy old man by telling kids to quiet down.
Instruction: How can I tell the neighbors kids to quiet down without being perceived as a grouchy old man?
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Response: There isn't a way that you can not come off as a grouchy old man by telling kids to quiet down.