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The husband admits to cannonballing into the pool, but the wife asks why he wanted to call dibs on being the first person to jump in. The couple agrees to skip the dibs and start a new tradition of jumping together, but agrees to practice first before making a fool of themselves in front of their family.
human
Ah, that was refreshing. Did you see me cannonball into the pool?
gpt
Yes, I did. You made a huge splash. But why did you have to wait for everyone else to finish?
human
I wanted to call dibs on being the first person to jump in. It's an unwritten rule in our family.
gpt
Really? I never knew that. Maybe you should have told me before. I would have let you go first.
human
It's just a silly tradition we have. It's like being the first to open presents on Christmas morning.
gpt
I see. Well, it looked like you were impatiently waiting for everyone to finish their laps. You even kept glancing at the pool.
human
Yeah, I admit I was getting a little antsy. But it was all worth it in the end.
gpt
I'm glad you enjoyed it. But next time, can we skip the dibs and just jump in together?
human
Sure, that sounds like fun. And maybe we can start a new tradition of doing a synchronized dive.
gpt
Ha! I like that idea. But let's practice first before we make a fool of ourselves in front of our family. 
human
Agreed. We don't want to embarrass ourselves. But at least we know who the real splash champion is.