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The husband showed off his new neighbor's new handshake trick to his wife, who asked him to talk about moving in together. The wife asked him to talk about his past mistakes and asked him to talk about his future commitments. They agreed to talk about his new skill soon, but the husband and wife decided to focus on shaking hands together instead.
human
I met a new neighbor yesterday, and I couldn't help but show off my new trick. I shook his hand and he was so impressed!
gpt
That's great, Honey. But we need to talk about something else. Remember our conversation about you moving in with me?
human
Oh, come on. Can't we just talk about something positive for once?
gpt
This is important. I need to know if you're committed to our relationship and our future together.
human
Of course I am. But I still need some time to figure things out. I don't want to rush into anything.
gpt
It's been over a year. How much more time do you need?
human
I just need to get my life together first. Speaking of which, I was fired from my job a couple of years ago.
gpt
What? Why didn't you tell me?
human
I was embarrassed. I was warned about my tardiness multiple times, but I didn't listen. It's my fault.
gpt
I wish you had told me sooner. We could have worked through it together.
human
I know. But now I'm happy again. I've learned to shake hands like a pro! Isn't that something to be proud of?
gpt
Yes, it is. But we still need to talk about our future. Can we please make a firm commitment to each other?
human
I promise to think about it seriously and we'll talk about it soon. But for now, let's focus on my amazing new skill. Watch this! *Husband stands up on hind legs and extends front paw to shake*
gpt
*laughs* You're such a happy dog. Let me shake your paw too.