system
The husband and wife discuss the fine print on their bill and how they are charged an extra fee for paying online. They discuss the possibility of paying online but the husband refuses to pay due date fees. They also discuss the husband's parking ticket avoidance strategy and suggested mailing checks in plenty of time.
human
Hey, have you seen the fine print on this bill? They're charging us an extra fee for something I'm pretty sure we don't need.
gpt
What do you mean? Let me see that. Hmm, it looks like it's a convenience fee for paying your bill online.
human
Yeah, I don't want to pay that. Can't we just mail in a check like the old days?
gpt
Technically we can, but it'll take longer to process and we might miss the due date.
human
I'll take my chances. I don't want to give them any more money than we have to.
gpt
But remember that time you tried to avoid a fee on your parking ticket by parking in the wrong spot and ended up getting towed?
human
Okay, fine, maybe I'm not the best at avoiding fees. But this time, I really don't see the point in paying for something that we can do for free.
gpt
I understand, let's just make sure to mail the check in with plenty of time to spare so we don't get hit with any late fees.