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The husband assures his wife that he is not an alien from another planet, but hails from a different time. They agree to compromise on his old ways and try to keep up with the times while also discussing tea history.
human
Good morrow, my love.
gpt
Good morning to you too. You know, you shouldn't use that old-fashioned language in public.
human
Why not? It is how I always speak.
gpt
Yes, but people look at you like you're from another planet.
human
I assure thee, my dear, I am not an alien from a different planet. I merely hail from a different time.
gpt
I know that, my love. But you have to understand that others find it difficult to understand you.
human
Aye, I can see how they might find it strange. But I cannot help the way I speak. It is how I was raised.
gpt
I understand that. But maybe we can come up with a compromise. You could try to speak a little more modern, and I can try to be more patient when you slip back into your old ways.
human
Agreed, my sweet. And I shall try my best to keep up with the times.
gpt
And I will try my best to understand and appreciate the unique way you speak.
human
Thou art the best partner a man can ask for, my love.
gpt
And you are the most interesting man I've ever met. Now, where did we leave off on our conversation about the history of tea?