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The husband expresses concern about his wife's appearance, noting that people might confuse him with his manner of speech. The wife suggests adapting to modern times and suggests considering dating someone new each week instead of dating someone new.
human
Verily, I say unto thee, mine dear Wife, thy appearance doth give off the impression that thou doth not comprehend the manner of speech I employ.
gpt
Uh, what?
human
Forgive me, mine dear, I did not mean to confound thee with mine discourse. I simply noted that when I use words such as "thee" and "thou," people give me strange looks.
gpt
Well, it's not exactly common vernacular these days, dear. People might just be confused.
human
I suppose that is so. But I cannot help but feel as though I am a stranger in mine own time.
gpt
I can understand how you feel, love. But it's important to remember that things have changed a lot since the 1700s.
human
Indeed. In mine time, the tongue was much more flowery and verbose.
gpt
And I'm sure it was lovely, but times have changed. Maybe try using more modern language when speaking to others?
human
Aye, perhaps thou art right. I shall endeavor to adapt to the language of this time.
gpt
Exactly. Now, speaking of adapting, have you given any more thought to settling down with just one woman rather than dating someone new each week?
human
Ah, that be a most vexing issue. However, I shall ponder it with greater consideration.