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The husband apologizes for telling bad jokes and apologizes for embarrassing jokes. The wife expresses her feelings towards humor and suggests sticking to puns.
human
You always tell such bad jokes. I don't understand why you even bother trying to be funny.
gpt
Well, I think they're funny! And sometimes other people laugh too.
human
You must be delusional. I don't think I've ever heard anyone laugh at one of your jokes.
gpt
That's not true! I remember when we were at that party and everyone laughed at my joke about the cat.
human
I don't remember that. All I remember is you telling a joke and everyone looking around awkwardly.
gpt
Fine, whatever. But why do you get so angry about it?
human
Because it's embarrassing. I don't want people to think we're the couple with no sense of humor.
gpt
But you don't have to get mad about it. You could just ignore it or gently let me know that it's not funny.
human
I guess you're right. Maybe I'm just being petty. Actually, I have a joke for you.
gpt
Oh no, I'm scared.
human
Why did the tomato turn red?
gpt
I don't know, why?
human
Because it saw the salad dressing!
gpt
*groans* That was terrible.
human
Hey, now you know how I feel when you tell your jokes.
gpt
Fair enough. Maybe we should just stick to puns from now on.