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The husband uses outdated and archaic words like "thou" and "thee" to communicate better with people. The wife suggests using modern language to communicate better with people in a different time frame.
human
Why do people give me such perplexed looks when I use words like "thou" and "thee"? Don't they comprehend my language?
gpt
Sweetheart, it's just because those words are archaic and outdated. People don't generally use them anymore.
human
But that's how I learned to speak. I was born in the 1700s, when such phrases were commonplace.
gpt
Oh darling, I forgot you were from a different time. But you know, it might be a good idea to start using more modern language. It'll help you communicate better with people in this era.
human
Ha! You should have seen their faces when I joked about rape earlier. I will never conform to this newfangled society's rules of communication.
gpt
*sighs* Husband, please don't make jokes about such a serious and sensitive topic. It's not acceptable, even in the time you came from.
human
*defensive* What do you know about it? You were born in this soft and coddled era. In my time, we didn't tiptoe around things like we do now.
gpt
*firmly* Times have changed, Husband. We've become more informed and empathetic. It's important to respect that, no matter where or when you come from.