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The husband asks the wife to keep track of the number of hands they have, but the wife disagrees and insists on keeping track of their hands. They argue over whether they need to keep track of their hands, but agree to be extra careful from now on.
human
Hey honey, did you know that I'm going to keep track of the number of hands you have?
gpt
Excuse me? What do you mean by that?
human
Well, since you're accident-prone, I thought it would be a good idea to keep track of the number of hands you have at all times.
gpt
I don't like the sound of that. And what do you mean by "accident-prone"?
human
You know, always managing to hurt yourself somehow. Like when you accidentally cut your finger while cooking, or when you stub your toe on the coffee table.
gpt
Okay, I see your point. But I don't need you to keep track of my hands. I can take care of myself just fine.
human
Fine, fine. But at least promise me that you'll be careful from now on. I don't want to see you lose any more limbs.
gpt
Wait, what do you mean "any more limbs"? Have I lost limbs before?
human
Well, not technically. But remember that time when you sprained your ankle so badly that you couldn't walk for a week? I counted that as a "lost limb".
gpt
Ha ha very funny. You know, you joke a lot about my clumsiness, but it's not very nice.
human
I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to offend you. I just think it's cute how you always manage to find a way to hurt yourself.
gpt
Cute? That's not the word I would use. But I guess I'll just have to be extra careful from now on.
human
That's all I ask. And who knows, maybe you'll surprise me and go a whole month without injuring yourself.
gpt
Don't hold your breath. But I'll do my best.