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The husband tweets about his wife's cooking skills and memory of goldfish. The wife agrees to work on finding new material and proposes to cook dinner together.
human
Did you see my latest tweet about you? I had people rolling with laughter.
gpt
No, I haven't checked Twitter yet. What did you say this time?
human
I said that you have the memory of a goldfish and your cooking is worse than a high school cafeteria's.
gpt
Oh great, so now you're not only making jokes about me in your comedy shows, but also on social media for the whole world to see?
human
Come on, it's harmless fun. Everyone knows that I love you more than anything.
gpt
I know you don't mean any harm, but sometimes it feels like you're using me as the butt of all your jokes. It's starting to get old.
human
I understand that, but you have to admit, some of the stuff you do is pretty funny. Like that time you couldn't figure out how to work the toaster and ended up burning the toast to a crisp. That's comedy gold!
gpt
Ha ha, very funny. But just remember, I'm your wife, not your personal comedian. Maybe try finding some new material, okay?
human
Fair enough, I'll work on that. So, what do you want to do tonight? Watch a movie, go out to eat?
gpt
Let's stay in and cook dinner. Maybe I'll even surprise you and use the toaster properly this time.
human
Sounds like a plan. And who knows, maybe that'll give me some new material to work with." 
gpt
Oh boy, I can hardly wait...