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The husband took a lie detector test after lying about his girlfriend's whereabouts. He confessed to cheating but now appears to be cheating. The wife suggests patience and honesty, and suggests investing in a new broom soon.
human
I can't believe they made me take a lie detector test.
gpt
What happened, honey? Why did they think you were lying?
human
They think I cheated on my girlfriend.
gpt
Did you cheat on her?
human
No, of course not. But apparently, I lied about my whereabouts the night before.
gpt
Well, where were you?
human
I was at a friend's house playing poker. But I didn't want my girlfriend to know because she doesn't approve of me gambling.
gpt
So, you lied to spare her feelings?
human
Yes, but now it looks like I'm cheating.
gpt
That's a tough spot to be in. Have you explained everything to your girlfriend?
human
Yes, but she's having a hard time believing me. I don't know what to do.
gpt
Just be patient and let her process everything. In the meantime, maybe you should try to be more honest with her.
human
You're right. I don't want to be in this position again.
gpt
And remember, honesty is always the best policy.
human
That's good advice. Speaking of honesty, remember how I fixed that broken broom with duct tape?
gpt
Yeah, what about it?
human
It's actually holding up pretty well. I've been using it to sweep the driveway every day.
gpt
That's great! I'm glad it's still working for you. Maybe we should invest in a new broom soon, though.
human
Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Maybe we can look for one when we go to the hardware store this weekend.
gpt
Sounds like a plan. And hey, don't forget to grab some duct tape while we're there. You never know when it might come in handy again.
human
Haha, you're right about that!