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The husband tells his wife that he has trouble communicating with people of today’s world due to using old English words. The wife assures him that everything is fine with the finances and promises to treat him with love and respect.
human
Hello my dear. I must tell thee, I have trouble communicating with the people of today’s world.
gpt
What do you mean, my love?
human
When I use words like “thou” and “thee”, people seem confused and give me odd looks.
gpt
Well, that’s because you’re using old English, dear. People nowadays don’t use those words anymore.
human
But in my time, those words were the norm. It’s frustrating not being able to communicate properly.
gpt
I can understand that. But don’t worry, my love. You’ll get used to the modern language soon enough.
human
I sure hope so. It’s just very jarring coming from a different time.
gpt
Speaking of different times, do you remember when you told me about the money in the bank? Is everything okay with the finances?
human
Yes, everything is fine. Sarah and I have been discussing it and we have a good plan.
gpt
I see. I still can’t believe you married Sarah so quickly after divorcing me.
human
I’m sorry if it seems sudden, my dear. But Sarah and I really hit it off and we couldn’t ignore our feelings for each other.
gpt
It’s okay. As long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters. I just hope you treat her well, like you did with me.
human
I always have and always will treat my partners with the utmost love and respect.
gpt
I’m glad to hear that. And don’t worry about the language barrier, my love. I’m always here to help you out. 
human
Thank you, my dear. You’ve always been a great support to me.