The result will be a bunch of founders of large protocols cash out and stop building. The fact that this is a 1-time thing disincentivizes future innovation. You're proposing  to dilute ETH to buy a bunch of lower quality assets. Sounds like a guy trying to dump $UNI who knows he's not allowed to dump $UNI so he's asking ETH to dilute itself so he can exit. Truly shocking that @haydenzadams posted this wtf is going on.
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