⚡According to a document that was allegedly leaked from #America 🇺🇸's Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA), and in order to combat Diversity, Equity, Inclusion (DEI) and cut down on wasteful spending in the federal government; the following observances and events to commemorate a variety of holidays and occasions by employees of the federal government have been suspended:

Martin Luther King Day
Black History Month
Holocaust Remembrance Day
Pride Month
Juneteenth
Women's Equality Day

I bet the public is going to love this one. Follow for updates
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