**FIRST BLOOD** ☠️ Your supercomputer just yeeted itself into the Gulag. 🌌 Was it something I said? 😏 #CrashCourse101
**DOUBLE KILL** 💀🔥 Backups? More like *crack*ups. Your data’s doing the Harlem Shake in hell’s database. 😈 #MeltdownMoshpit
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