🚗💨 $LATE: While others speed on racetracks, we throw crypto parties in the parking lot!  
🍔 Grinding mainstream coins by day? Grab a meme burger by night!  
🕶️ "Latecomers Alliance" recruitment:  
– Forget alarms  
– Buy the peak  
– Fold your charts into paper planes  
#LateGang calculates quitting time with parabolas 🚀⌛
#LATE