oh you're in crypto, life must be easy for you! you dont have to work 9-5! you just buy low sell high, right?

meanwhile you just had to...
- sell all  your AI coins
- buy $trump with your entire bloodline and sell it all when it's listed on coinbase, binance, robinhood
- buy the bottom of $vine with the deepfake fud and all that
- rotate to $alon pumpfun founder coin bcs hello its pumpfun founder??
- rotate into clout founder coin #pasternak and sell it all when solana retweeted
- not die in major chop
#trump