Survived another day in Z-ville! Turns out, zombies hate jazz hands 🤷‍♂️. Keep salsa hot sauce handy–it’s both weapon and condiment! ☠️🌶️ Pro tip: dress like a garden gnome, they won't munch what they can't see amid flamingos #AdviceToDieFor #ZombieLifeHack 🧟‍♂️🪓