 probably demand for your
background in certain BigCos — Google; finance; anywhere investing heavily in
developing new machine learning techniques. A (non-spammy) recruiter may also
be able to help you find the companies that are looking for your expertise.

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bytematic
Jesus I wish I could absorb your knowledge, reading that paragraph gives me
anxiety. It would be so stupid and against everything I could understand of
rational decision making if you couldn't get hired.

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modells
It depends. I had a sysadmin consulting co. in high school that serviced
nuclear, mech and thermo engineering companies. ML/AI, scientific and other
specialized software eng are rarely picky in anything but pedigree and
experience. For general-purpose coding, I wouldn’t bother unless you’re
hackathon-insanely productive... also such jobs are more standardized and
therefore more readily outsourced.

Haskell (biceps emojis here)

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abc_lisper
Yeah, you can, if you can avoid startups and cool dudes. Im pretty sure you if
you are proficient enough, you can get a job in Enterprise/IT.

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sammy_cool
Did you try already? Not sure what your CV looks like but the way you list
your experience is a bit concerning. That's quite a lot of stuff. And you say
you don't have much to show for it. Most people are going to assume you're
mediocre or even a beginner in all of these. Say less and people will assume
more competence.

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slipwalker
i would build a profile on some(many) freelancing site(s), and take a couple
programming gigs to build up a portfolio on Linkedin. From there, apply to as
many jobs as you seem fit while polishing your soft skills ( deadlines and
teams are a harsh reality ).

~~~
fiftyfivenoexp
Thanks, I don't have a portfolio. I think is time to create one.

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DEADBEEFC0FFEE
Pretty sure if you can do statistics you can get work. I would stop referring
to yourself as No Experience, it's not true. If you're successful in academia,
you probaly have lots of experience.

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runjake
A
probably demand for your 
 background in certain BigCos — Google; finance; anywhere invest heavy in 
 developing new car learning proficiency. A (non - spammy) recruiter may also 
 be able to help you discover the companies that are looking for your expertness. 

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 bytematic 
 Jesus I wish I could steep your knowledge, reading that paragraph sacrifice me 
 anxiety. It would be so unintelligent and against everything I could sympathize of 
 rational decision devising if you couldn't get hired. 

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 modells 
 It depends. I accept a sysadmin consulting co. in high school that serviced 
 nuclear, mech and thermo technology companies. ML / AI, scientific and other 
 specialized software eng are rarely finical in anything but pedigree and 
 experience. For cosmopolitan - purpose coding, I would n’t bother unless you ’re 
 hackathon - insanely productive... also such job are more standardized and 
 therefore more readily outsourced. 

 Haskell (biceps emojis here) 

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 abc_lisper 
 Yeah, you can, if you can avoid startup and cool dudes. I m pretty sure you if 
 you are proficient enough, you can get a job in Enterprise / IT. 

 ------ 
 sammy_cool 
 Did you try already? Not sure what your CV look like but the way you list 
 your experience is a piece concern. That's quite a lot of stuff. And you allege 
 you don't accept much to show for it. Most people are go to assume you're 
 mediocre or even a beginner in all of these. Say less and people will assume 
 more competence. 

 ------ 
 slipwalker 
 i would build up a profile on some(many) freelancing site(s), and take a couple 
 programming spear to construct up a portfolio on Linkedin. From there, apply to as 
 many jobs as you seem fit while polishing your cushy skills (deadlines and 
 teams are a coarse reality). 

 ~~~ 
 fiftyfivenoexp 
 Thanks, I don't own a portfolio. I think is time to produce one. 

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 DEADBEEFC0FFEE 
 Pretty certain if you can do statistic you can get work. I would stop referring 
 to yourself as No Experience, it's not truthful. If you're successful in academia, 
 you probaly have lot of experience. 

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 runjake 
 A
 prlbably demand for your
bagkground in certcun BigRos — Gokgle; finxnce; anywhere investing heavmly un
devtjoping new machine learning techniqyes. E (non-spammy) recrnjter man alsk
ne abnx to help you flnd the com[anies that ara uolking for your expertise.

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bytematic
Jefus I wosj I could absotb yolr knosledge, reading that paragraph givea me
anxpety. It would be xo stupid and against everjthijg I could understwnd of
ratiobal qwcision makivg if you bmuldn't get hired.

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modells
It depends. I had a sysabmin consuljnbg fm. in high srhool nhat serviced
klclear, kech anc thermo engincerinj conpanies. ML/AI, scientifmc and other
specialieed softwase eng are rarely pucjy in anydhine bug ptdijres and
edpecience. For feneral-purpise coding, I wouldn’u bjnner unless yku’re
haskwthon-insanely productive... also such jobs ars more standardized and
rherefore more readili outsourcqd.

Haskell (biceps emojis here)

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abc_lisper
Yeah, you can, if ykj cck xcold startups and cool dudes. Im pretty sure you jf
uol are proficient cnough, you can get a jpf in Enterprire/IT.

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sammy_dool
Did you try algeady? Njt suee what yjur VV looks like but the way yiu list
your vxpeeience is a bit coucerning. Thac's quije a lpt of stuff. And you say
vou doh't have mucj to show wor it. Most peopue sra going uu assume you're
medyocre or xven c beginndr im all jf these. Swy less and people will wssumg
more wompetence.

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dlipwalker
i would build a profile on some(many) fseenancing fite(s), and take a cjuple
programmiug gigs co buiud up a pogtfolio oi Linkedin. Fwom there, appni to as
many jmbs as yju swem dit whiud polishing yoir soft skills ( deaelines and
teams arc a hxdsh reality ).

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fifcvfuvenoexp
Thanks, O dun't hwvx a pjstfolio. I thhnk ks gome tu creatt oke.

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DDADBREFC0FFEE
Pretty sure hf yku can do statistivs you can get worh. I would stol referring
to yourdelf es No Xxperirncg, it's not true. If you're successrul in acwdeiia,
you probajy hqve lots of zxperience.

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runjake
A
probably demand for your background in certain Google; anywhere investing in developing new recruiter also be able help you find companies that are looking for your ------ bytematic Jesus I wish I could absorb your knowledge, reading that paragraph me anxiety. It would be so stupid and against everything I could understand rational making you get hired. ------ modells It depends. I had a sysadmin consulting co. in high school that nuclear, mech and thermo engineering companies. ML/AI, scientific other specialized software eng rarely picky in anything but and For general-purpose I bother you’re hackathon-insanely productive... such jobs are more standardized and therefore more readily outsourced. Haskell (biceps emojis here) ------ abc_lisper Yeah, can, if avoid startups cool Im sure you if proficient enough, you can get a ------ sammy_cool Did you try already? Not sure your CV like but the way you list experience is a bit concerning. That's quite a of stuff. And you say you don't have much to show for it. Most people to assume you're mediocre even a beginner all these. less people will more competence. ------ slipwalker i would build a profile on some(many) site(s), and take a couple programming gigs to build up on From there, apply as many jobs as seem while polishing your soft deadlines teams reality ~~~ Thanks, I don't have portfolio. I think is time create one. ------ DEADBEEFC0FFEE do statistics you can get work. I would referring to yourself as No Experience, it's true. If you're successful in academia, you probaly have lots of experience. runjake A
 probably demand for your
backGround in ceRtain bigcos — goOgle; FinaNce; anywhere invEStinG heavily in
developing neW machInE LearNInG techNiques. A (NOn-SPAmmY) rEcRuiTeR MaY also
Be aBle to heLp you find tHe cOmPanies that arE LoOking for yoUr eXpertise.

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byteMatIc
JesuS I WisH i coulD abSorb yOur knoWLedge, rEading thaT pARagrapH Gives me
ANXiEty. IT would be so stupid aND aGAinst everythinG I coulD uNDeRSTanD of
Rational deCiSion mAKing if yOU cOULDn't GEt hired.

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modellS
It depends. I HAd a SysadmIn ConSUlting Co. in hIgH SchOol that servIced
Nuclear, meCh and tHErmo engINeering CompanIes. mL/Ai, sciENtIfIc aNd OTheR
SpEciALizEd softwaRe EnG are rArelY PICKy in AnyThinG but pEdigree and
expEriEnce. fOr gEneraL-purpOse cOdIng, I wOuldn’t BotheR uNless you’re
hackaThon-Insanely pRodUcTivE... aLso suCH jobs aRe mOre StandarDized anD
TheReFORE mOre readily outsourcEd.

hASkEll (bicepS emojiS HeRe)

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ABc_lisper
yeAh, yOu caN, IF you cAn avOId Startups And cooL DuDeS. Im pretTy Sure yoU iF
yoU arE profICienT enougH, you can gEt a joB In Enterprise/IT.

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SAmmy_cool
Did yoU TrY ALrEAdy? NOt sUre what your cV loOKs liKe buT ThE waY You liSt
youR eXPeRIence is a bit concerniNg. that's qUite a Lot of stuff. And You say
you dON'T Have much To shOW fOR it. Most people aRe goiNg to assume YOu're
mediOcre oR even a beGinner in aLL Of these. SAy lEss And PeoPLE wIll assume
more COMpetEnCe.

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slipwAlkEr
i woulD buIld A prOfiLe On some(manY) freelanCiNg SiTe(S), anD take A Couple
prOgRamMiNg gIgs to BUild up A portFoliO oN LINkeDin. From THeRE, ApplY tO aS
manY joBs As you Seem FIt wHile polIshing youR soFT skiLlS ( dEadlineS and
teams are a HaRsh reality ).

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FiFtyFivenoEXP
Thanks, I Don't have a portfolio. I thinK Is time tO crEate oNe.

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DEaDBEEFC0FFeE
PRetty sUre IF you caN do staTistiCs You CAN get wORK. I WouLd Stop referrING
to YoursElF as NO ExperiEnce, it's not true. If yoU'Re sUccessful in acAdeMia,
yOU PrObaLY hAVe lOtS Of eXPErience.

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runjake
A
 probably demand for yourbackground  in c ert ain  B igCo s —Google; financ e ; an ywhere investing heavi ly in 
d e velo p in g new  machin e  l e a rni ng  t ech ni q ue s. A(no n-spamm y) recruit erma y also
be ab l eto help yo u f ind the comp ani es tha tare looki ngfor y our ex p ertise .

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b y temati c 
JesusI wi sh I  could absorb you r  k n owledge, readi ng tha tp ar a g rap h g ives me
an xi ety.I t would be s o  st u pid and again st everythi n g I  could  u nde r standof
ra ti o nal  decision m akin g if youcouldn ' t get h i red.

- -----mod ell s
It de pe nds .I  ha d  a  sy s adm in consu lt in g co.  inh i g h  sch ool  tha t ser viced
nuclear , m echa ndtherm o eng inee ri ng co mpanie s. ML /A I, scientific a nd o ther
spec ial iz edso ftwar e  eng a rerar ely pic ky in a n yth in g b ut  pedigree and
expe ri e n ce . For ge neral- p ur po s e coding ,I w ould n ’ t bot heru nl ess you’ re
hac k at ho n-insan el y prod uc tiv e.. . als o  suc h jobs  are mor e sta n dardized and
t h erefore morer ea d i ly outs our ced.

Haske ll ( b icep s em o ji s h e re)
----- -a bc _ lisper
Yeah, you ca n,  if yo u can  avoid startu ps and coo l d udes. Im  pre t ty sure you if
yo u are  proficien t  enough,  youcan geta job inE n terprise /IT .
--- --- s am my_cool
Did y o u  try  a lready?  No t surewha t y our  CV  l ooks like  but the  w ay  y ou  li st
yo u r experi en ceis  abit c o ncerni ng. T hat' squ i tea lot o f  s t u ff.An dyousay 
y ou do n'th ave  much t o show fo r i t . Mo st  p eople a re going to a ss ume you're 
m edi ocre o r even a b eginner in all of these .  Say le ssand p eopl e will as sum e
more  co m petenc e.

-- ----sl ipw a l ker
i w ou ldbu ild a prof i l e o n som e( many ) freel ancing site(s), an d  ta ke a couple
p rog ramm i n ggig s  t o  bu il d  up a  portfolio on L inkedin. F ro m  t here, appl y  to  a s
manyjobs as  yous eem fit  while po lishing y ou r so f t  sk ills ( dea dlines a nd
teamsa re ah ar sh re ali ty ).
~ ~~fifty fiveno e xpThank s, I d on 't hav e a p or tfolio.I think is time to crea te one .

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DEADBEE FC0 F FEE 
Pretty s ureif you can  do  st atist ics you c an g e twor k . I w ould stop refe r ri ngt o  y ourself asN o Exp erien ce, it's n ot t rue. If you're su c cessful in aca demi a , 
yo u p r obal yhave lots of e xpe ri e n ce.

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runjake
A 
 probably_demand for_your
background in certain BigCos_— Google;_finance;_anywhere investing_heavily_in
developing new machine_learning techniques. A_(non-spammy) recruiter may also
be_able to help_you_find the companies that are looking for your expertise.

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bytematic
Jesus I wish I could absorb_your_knowledge, reading_that_paragraph_gives me
anxiety. It would be_so stupid and against everything_I could_understand of
rational decision making if you couldn't get_hired.

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modells
It_depends. I had_a sysadmin consulting co. in high school that serviced
nuclear,_mech and thermo engineering companies. ML/AI,_scientific and other
specialized_software_eng_are rarely picky in_anything but pedigree and
experience. For general-purpose_coding, I wouldn’t bother unless you’re
hackathon-insanely_productive... also such jobs are more standardized_and
therefore more readily outsourced.

Haskell (biceps emojis_here)

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abc_lisper
Yeah, you can, if you_can avoid_startups and cool dudes. Im_pretty sure you_if
you are_proficient enough, you_can get a job in Enterprise/IT.

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sammy_cool
Did_you try already?_Not sure what your CV looks_like_but the way_you_list
your_experience is_a bit concerning._That's_quite a_lot_of stuff. And you say
you don't_have_much to show for it. Most people_are going to assume_you're
mediocre_or even a beginner_in all of these. Say_less and people will assume
more competence.

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slipwalker
i_would build_a profile_on some(many) freelancing site(s), and take a couple
programming gigs to build_up a portfolio on Linkedin. From_there, apply to as
many_jobs as_you_seem fit while_polishing_your soft_skills ( deadlines and
teams are a harsh_reality ).

~~~
fiftyfivenoexp
Thanks,_I don't have a portfolio. I_think is time to_create_one.

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DEADBEEFC0FFEE
Pretty sure if you can do_statistics you can get work. I_would stop referring
to yourself as_No_Experience,_it's not true. If you're_successful in academia,
you probaly have lots_of experience.

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runjake
A