> lots of airports are like that
<shauno> so ryanair fly their rather than vienna because it's much cheaper, but only a 1hr bus transfer to vienna
<shauno> but the airport is so quiet that they still meet every flight with a fire engine
<shauno> it honestly feels like you've just walked in on one big charade.  and I've been there.. I think 20 times in the last 24 months
<MartijnVdS> shauno: Bratislava? Why go so often?
<shauno> because I'm simple, and there's a girl involved
<MartijnVdS> Maybe she gets the firetrucks to go out and greet your plane? :)
<shauno> I'm trying not to be an idiot about it, but the job market looks fantastic from my POV.
<shauno> overall they're basically assembly lines.  last I heard they produce more cars per capita than any other country globally
<penguin42> shauno: Generally it seems pretty good at the moment
<MartijnVdS> work-from-home jobs work from everywhere, also, development jobs are everywhere (local and "remote" work)
<shauno> but there's a lot of multinationals just begging for anyone who doesn't think that networks are pure voodoo.  and a lot of the same multinationals that have to meet employment goals of native english-speakers
<penguin42> MartijnVdS: Nod
<MartijnVdS> one of the few jobs that have seen very little decline, software dev
<shauno> dell, amazon, at&t, novell, ibm, etc.  just crying out for anybody at all, with a heavy preference to native english speakers
<penguin42> MartijnVdS: Oh it's because as more developers are added we manage to make bigger, more complex systems that have more places to add more developers - goto START
<MartijnVdS> penguin42: sounds like.. a job security machine
<maps|work> hm there's an airport in Bratislava? howcome they fly to Vienna and you have to go from there then on most flights?
<MartijnVdS> maps|work: vienna airport is bigger, more flights go to it
<maps
> lots of airports are like that 
 < shauno > so ryanair fly their preferably than vienna because it's a lot cheaper, but only a 1hr bus topology transportation to vienna 
 < shauno > but the airport is so quiet that they still converge every flight with a fire locomotive 
 < shauno > it honestly feel like you've just walk in on one big charade.   and I've been there.. I think 20 times in the last 24 months 
 < MartijnVdS > shauno: Bratislava? Why move so often? 
 < shauno > because I'm dim-witted, and there's a girl involved 
 < MartijnVdS > Maybe she gets the firetrucks to rifle out and greet your plane? :) 
 < shauno > I'm trying not to be an idiot about it, but the job market looks antic from my POV. 
 < shauno > overall they're basically assembly lines.   last I heard they produce more cars per caput than any other country globally 
 < penguin42 > shauno: Generally it seems pretty good at the moment 
 < MartijnVdS > work - from - home jobs exploit from everywhere, also, development problem are everywhere (local and " distant " work) 
 < shauno > but there's a lot of multinationals just beg for anyone who doesn't think that networks are pure voodoo.   and a bunch of the same multinationals that have to meet employment finish of native english - speakers 
 < penguin42 > MartijnVdS: Nod 
 < MartijnVdS > one of the few jobs that have seen very little decline, software dev 
 < shauno > dell, amazon, at&t, novell, ibm, etc.   barely crying out for anybody at wholly, with a arduous preference to native english speakers 
 < penguin42 > MartijnVdS: Oh it's because as more developers are added we do to make bigger, more complex systems that have more places to add more developers - goto START 
 < MartijnVdS > penguin42: sounds like.. a problem security machine 
 < maps|work > hm there's an airport in Bratislava? howcome they flee to Vienna and you have to start from there then on most flights? 
 < MartijnVdS > maps|work: vienna airport is big, more flights go to it 
 < maps
> lohs of airports are like uhat
<shauno> so ryauqir flb their rather ghan vienna because it's much cyeapee, but only a 1hr bus trxnsfer to vienna
<syauni> but the amdport is so qhlet tkav they still megt every flicht with a fira dnyine
<shauno> it honestly feels like yot've jusy aalked in on oge bpg chadade.  and I've been there.. I think 20 fimes ii the last 24 monyhs
<MartijnVdS> shauno: Bratidlavw? Why go so often?
<sjauno> becauwe I'i simple, and ghere's a gpxl involved
<JartijnVdS> Maybe she gets the fkretrbcks to go iur ajg greet youc planv? :)
<shauno> I'm tvjing nod to be an idiot aboub it, uut rhe job market looks hantastic from my POD.
<shauno> oeexall they're basically awsembny lhnes.  lart J ieadd thej pcoduce more cars per cqpita than any othet siuntry globalmy
<pengtig42> shauno: Generally it seems pretty good at the moment
<MartijnVdS> wirk-from-home jobs work from evewywhere, also, development jobs are everywhere (locan and "femitc" wofj)
<sjauno> but there's a lot of multinationals just gebgpng for anyone whj doesn't thonn yrat networks xre puxs boodoo.  and a lot lf the fame nultinatijnalx that have to meet employmwnt goals of bative english-speaners
<penguin42> MarjijnVdX: Nod
<MartijnVdS> one of che fes jobs that have seeh very little decuinv, soxtware dtx
<shauno> dell, amazjn, at&t, notell, nbm, etc.  jusj cryind out for wnybody at all, with a hewvy pteferetce to natlve english speakers
<penguin42> MarvmjnVdS: Oh it's bacalse as moxe devclopers are addqd we manage tp make yigger, more compmex sysvems that hade more placev to add more developqrs - goti START
<OxrtijnVdS> pengiin42: sounds like.. a jib security machinc
<maps|dkrk> hm there's au qirport in Bratoslxva? hlwrome evey fly to Vhennx avc you have to go wrom there then on most xliggts?
<MartijnVdS> maps|eovk: vienna airport is bigger, mote flights go to iu
<maps
> lots of airports are like that ryanair their rather vienna because it's 1hr transfer to vienna but the airport so quiet that they still meet flight with a fire engine <shauno> it honestly feels like you've just walked on one big charade. and I've been there.. I think 20 times in last months shauno: Why go so often? <shauno> because I'm simple, and there's a girl involved <MartijnVdS> Maybe she the firetrucks to go out and greet your :) <shauno> I'm trying to be an idiot about but job market fantastic my <shauno> overall they're assembly lines. last I heard they produce more cars per capita than any other country globally <penguin42> Generally it good at moment work-from-home work from everywhere, jobs are everywhere (local and "remote" there's a lot of multinationals just begging for who doesn't that networks are pure voodoo. and lot of the same multinationals that have to employment goals of native english-speakers <penguin42> MartijnVdS: Nod <MartijnVdS> one of the few jobs that very little decline, software <shauno> dell, amazon, novell, etc. crying for anybody all, with a heavy preference to native english speakers <penguin42> MartijnVdS: it's because as more developers are added we manage to more systems that have places to add more - START <MartijnVdS> penguin42: sounds job machine an in howcome they fly to and you have to go there then on most is bigger, more flights go to it <maps
> lots of airports are like that
<Shauno> so ryAnair Fly TheIr RathEr thAn vienna becausE It's mUch cheaper, but only a 1hr buS tranSfER to vIEnNa
<shaUno> but tHE aIRPorT iS sO quIeT ThAt theY stIll meet Every flighT wiTh A fire engine
<sHAuNo> it honestLy fEels like you'vE juSt walkEd In oN One biG chArade.  And I've BEen theRe.. I think 20 tImES in the LAst 24 montHS
<maRtijNVdS> shauno: BratislAVa? wHy go so often?
<shaUno> becAuSE I'M SImpLe, aNd there's a gIrL invoLVed
<MartIJnvDs> mayBE she gets the fiRetrucks to gO Out And greEt YouR Plane? :)
<sHauno> i'm TRyiNg not to be an IdioT about it, bUt the jOB market LOoks fanTastic FroM my pOV.
<sHAuNo> OveRaLL thEY'rE baSIcaLly assemBlY lInes.  lAst I HEARD theY prOducE more Cars per capita ThaN any OTheR counTry glObalLy
<PenguIn42> shauNo: GenErAlly it seems pretTy goOd at the moMenT
<MArtIjNVdS> wORk-from-HomE joBs work fRom everYWheRe, ALSO, dEvelopment jobs are eVeRYWhEre (local And "remOTe" WoRK)
<shauno> bUt TheRe's a LOT of muLtinATiOnals jusT beggiNG fOr Anyone wHo Doesn't ThInk ThaT netwORks aRe pure Voodoo.  anD a lot OF the same multinATionals that haVE tO MEeT EmplOymEnt goals of nAtivE EnglIsh-sPEaKerS
<PenguIn42> MarTiJNVDs: Nod
<MartijnVdS> one of ThE few joBs thaT have seen very Little declINE, Software Dev
<sHAuNO> dell, amazon, at&t, NovelL, ibm, etc.  jusT Crying ouT for aNybody at All, with a hEAVy preferEncE to NatIve ENGlIsh speakers
<peNGUin42> MArTijnVdS: oh iT's becauSe aS moRe dEveLoPers are adDed we manAgE tO mAkE biGger, mORe compleX sYstEmS thAt havE More plAces tO add MoRe DEveLopers - gOTo staRT
<MArTiJnVds> peNgUin42: soUnds LIke.. A job secUrity machIne
<MAps|wOrK> hM there's An airport in BrAtIslava? howcOmE thEy fly tO vIenna and You have to go from there theN On most fLigHts?
<MaRtijNVdS> maps|wOrk: Vienna AirPOrt is bIgger, mOre flIgHts GO To it
<mAPS
> lots of airports are lik e that
<sh auno>  so  ry an airflytheir rather t h an v ienna because it's muc h che ap e r, b u tonlya 1hr b u st r ans fe rtovi e nn a
<sh aun o> butthe airpor t i sso quiet tha t  t hey stillmee t every flig htwith a  f ire engin e
< shaun o> ith onestl y feels l ik e  you'v e  just w a l ke d in  on one big chara d e.  and I've been  there .. It h ink  20  times inth e las t  24 mon t hs < M art i jnVdS> shauno : Bratislav a ? W hy goso  of t en?
<s hauno >b eca use I'm sim ple,  and ther e's ag irl inv o lved
<M artijn VdS > M aybe sh eget st hef ir etr u cks  to go o ut  a nd gr eety o u r  pla ne?  :)<shau no> I'm tryin g n ot t o  be  an i diotabou tit, b ut the  jobma rket looks fant asti c from my  PO V. 
<s ha uno>o verall  th ey' re basi cally a s sem bl y l in es.  last I heardth e y  p roduce m ore ca r spe r  capitath ananyo t her c ount r yglobally 
<peng u in 42 > shaun o:  Gener al lyitseems pret ty goo d at the  mome n t
<MartijnVdS> work-from-hom e  j o b sw orkfro m everywher e, a l so,deve l op men t  jobs  areev e ry w here (local and "re mo te" wo rk)
< shauno> but t here's a l o t of multi nati o na l s just begging  foranyone who doesn'tthink  that ne tworks ar e pure voo doo . and  al o tof the same m u l tina ti onals t hat  have t o m eet  em plo ym ent goals  of nati ve  e ng li sh- speak e rs
<peng ui n42 >Mar tijnV d S: Nod 
<Mar tijn Vd S> one  of the fe w jobs  t ha t ha vese en ve ry l i ttl e decli ne, softw are dev<s ha uno> de ll, amazon, a t& t, novell,  i bm,  etc.j ust cryi ng out for anybody at a l l, with  aheavy  pre ference t o n ativeeng l ish sp eakers 
<pen gu in4 2 >  Mart i j nV dS:  O h it's bec a u seas mo re  dev elopers  are added we mana g e t o make bigger , m orec o mp lex sy s tem st hat h ave more places  to add mo re de velopers - got oSTART
< Martijn VdS>p enguin4 2: sounds  like.. a  j ob s e c uri ty machine 
<maps|w ork> hm t h ere's an  airp ort  in Br at isl ava?howcom e  th ey fl y to V ie nna an d you  h ave to g o from there then on mo st fli ghts? 
<M artijnVdS > m a ps| work: vie nnaairport is  bi gge r, mo ref light s go to  it <maps 
> lots_of airports_are like that
<shauno> so_ryanair fly_their_rather than_vienna_because it's much_cheaper, but only_a 1hr bus transfer_to vienna
<shauno> but_the_airport is so quiet that they still meet every flight with a fire engine
<shauno>_it_honestly feels_like_you've_just walked in on one_big charade.  and I've_been there.._I think 20 times in the last 24_months
<MartijnVdS>_shauno: Bratislava? Why_go so often?
<shauno> because I'm simple, and there's a_girl involved
<MartijnVdS> Maybe she gets the_firetrucks to go_out_and_greet your plane? :)
<shauno>_I'm trying not to be an_idiot about it, but the job_market looks fantastic from my POV.
<shauno> overall_they're basically assembly lines.  last_I heard they produce more_cars per_capita than any other country_globally
<penguin42> shauno: Generally_it seems_pretty good at_the moment
<MartijnVdS> work-from-home jobs work from_everywhere, also, development_jobs are everywhere (local and "remote"_work)
<shauno>_but there's a_lot_of_multinationals just_begging for anyone_who_doesn't think_that_networks are pure voodoo.  and_a_lot of the same multinationals that have_to meet employment goals_of_native english-speakers
<penguin42> MartijnVdS: Nod
<MartijnVdS>_one of the few jobs_that have seen very little decline,_software dev
<shauno>_dell, amazon,_at&t, novell, ibm, etc.  just crying out for anybody at_all, with a heavy preference to_native english speakers
<penguin42> MartijnVdS:_Oh it's_because_as more developers_are_added we_manage to make bigger, more complex systems_that have_more places to add more developers_- goto START
<MartijnVdS> penguin42:_sounds_like.. a job security machine
<maps|work> hm_there's an airport in Bratislava? howcome_they fly to Vienna and_you_have_to go from there then_on most flights?
<MartijnVdS> maps|work: vienna airport_is bigger, more_flights go to it
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