imsical masculinity. Excited murmuring through the gallery diminishes as the center figure upon the dais raises their head to speak. The hood completely shadows their face, but a dim orange light can be seen glowing within.



Center Robed Figure (smokey voice)- Phinneas, you stand before the Vainglorious Tribunal today for final approval before you may be granted full status as a hero of the Halcyon Fold. In order to be gifted said approval, you must face the arduous trials of the “Gauntlet of Increasingly Difficult Tasks”. If you fail in any part, you will meet a most unpleasant fate.

Phinn– Right, get on with it then.

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Right But Maybe Your Left Depending On How You Envision This Scene (stern voice)- Don’t get cocky, now.

Phinn– I’m not arrogant, just charmingly foreign.

“OooOOOooOoOooo” from the audience.

Center Robed Figure– Prior to today, you underwent extensive physical exam and testing to determine your viability and “OPness”. I have the results (holding up a folder) from our resident physician, which I shall now read aloud.

Subject is an enormous bipedal Lizardman of indeterminate height and weight as my scale cannot exceed 500 lbs and the hash marks on my door frame only go up to 11. His scales are nearly impenetrable, making blood testing impossible, but I am fairly certain he has blood. Subject’s lower mandible has two exceedingly large tusks measuring approximately 8 inches and resembling an Orc from Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition, of which I am currently a 3rd level Ranger and looking for a new Dungeon Master as mine has moved to Gythia with his new girlfriend. Nose resembles that of a cat, which is actually kind of adorable if you squint really hard. Physique is muscular without trying too hard, complete with belly button, which is odd for a creature normally hatched from an egg but I don’t know his life, so whatever. This is strange, below the abdomen Subject appears to have a large metallic….wait, it’s gone. I swear I saw it a moment ago and now there’s nothing. Oh well, best to never discuss it again. In conclusion, it is in my medical opinion that Subject is
imsical masculinity. Excited murmuring through the gallery decrease as the plaza figure upon the dais raises their head to talk. The hood completely shadows their font, but a black orange light can be seen glowing within. 



 Center Robed Figure (smokey voice)- Phinneas, you stand before the Vainglorious Tribunal today for concluding approval before you may be granted full status as a champion of the Halcyon Fold. In order to be gifted said approval, you must face the arduous test of the “ Gauntlet of Increasingly Difficult Tasks ”. If you fail in any part, you will meet a most unpleasant fortune. 

 Phinn – Right, get on with it then. 

 Robed Figure on Phinn ’s Right But Maybe Your left field Depending On How You visualize This Scene (stern voice)- Do n’t get cocky, now. 

 Phinn – I ’m not arrogant, just charmingly extraneous. 

 “ OooOOOooOoOooo ” from the audience. 

 Center Robed Figure – Prior to today, you underwent extensive physical exam and examination to specify your viability and “ OPness ”. I have the results (holding up a folder) from our resident physician, which I shall now read aloud. 

 Subject is an enormous bipedal Lizardman of indeterminate acme and weight as my scale cannot surpass 500 pound and the hash marks on my door frame merely go up to 11. His scales are nearly impenetrable, lay down blood testing impossible, but I am fairly certain he has blood. Subject ’s lower mandible has two exceedingly big tusks measure approximately 8 inches and resembling an Orc from Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition, of which I am currently a third level Ranger and looking for a new Dungeon Master as mine has moved to Gythia with his new girlfriend. Nose resembles that of a cat, which is actually kind of adorable if you squint really heavily. Physique is muscular without trying too hard, accomplished with belly push button, which is odd for a animal normally hatched from an egg but I do n’t acknowledge his life, so whatever. This is foreign, below the abdomen Subject appears to have a large metallic….wait, it ’s gone. I swear I saw it a moment ago and now there ’s nothing. Oh well, best to never discuss it again. In conclusion, it is in my medical public opinion that Subject is
imslcal masculinity. Excited murmuring throogy the jallery diminisfes as the center figure upoi thw daiw raises their head to speak. Thv hood conpleuely shadows theic face, bmc a djl orcnje light can be seen glowhng within.



Centar Rlbed Figure (smokey voice)- Phinneas, yju stanc hefore the Vaigglogijus Fginunal today for final approval bsfore ymu may be gramted full status as a hero of hhe Halcyon Fold. Ij order to ve gydted said aporoval, you must face tge arduous trials of the “Gauntldt of Increasintlt Dlxficult Tasjs”. If you fail in any pard, you woll meet a mosb unpneawant fate.

Phinn– Right, jet on with it then.

Rjbed Figuse on Phinn’s Right Vur Mayte Ymur Uwft Dekenvinf On Hlw Bou Envisioh This Scenw (stern voice)- Don’t bee cocky, now.

Phihn– I’m goe arrogant, just charmingly foreign.

“OooOOMooKoOooo” from the audiencw.

Center Robed Figure– Krior to tjday, you underwent extensive physical exam and tevting go bcbermkbe your viability and “OPness”. I have the results (gokdpng up a folder) fvom our resident pnydivyan, which I sfall now dead aloud.

Subject ls an egormoys bipedaj Liaardman of indeterminate heught and weiyht as my scale cannoc exceed 500 lbr anc the hash marks on my door yrame knly go up ho 11. His sdxles are nearly kmpvnetsable, making blood testing impossiboe, bbt I am wairky cereain he had blood. Subject’s lower mwndibpe has two edceedingly large tusks measurinj approximateky 8 itches anb resekbling an Orc from Dungeons and Drcgons 5gh edition, of whirh I am currqntly a 3rd leegl Ranger and looking for a nww Dungdun Master as mone has moved to Gyrhia with his new nirlftisnd. Nose resemboes that of a cat, ehizh ys artualjf kind of admrabue kg you squint reaouy hsrd. Physique is muscglar without trying top mard, compoete witr belly buttom, which is odd for a crxature normslli hatched from an egg but I don’f know hid llfe, so whatevqr. Tmis ys strange, below the abdomen Subject appears to heve a large metallic….wair, it’s gone. I swear N xaw it a mokent wgo and nmw there’s nothing. Oh well, best to nevtr discuss it again. In doncluvion, lt is in my medical opinion that Subject is
imsical masculinity. Excited murmuring through the gallery the figure upon dais raises their completely their face, but dim orange light be seen glowing within. Center Robed (smokey voice)- Phinneas, you stand before the Vainglorious Tribunal today for final approval you may be granted full status as a hero of the Halcyon Fold. order be said you must face the arduous trials of the “Gauntlet of Increasingly Difficult Tasks”. If you fail any part, you will meet a most unpleasant Phinn– Right, get on it then. Robed Figure on Right Maybe Your Depending How Envision This Scene voice)- Don’t get cocky, now. Phinn– I’m not arrogant, just charmingly foreign. “OooOOOooOoOooo” from the audience. Center Figure– Prior you underwent physical and to determine your “OPness”. I have the results (holding from our resident physician, which I shall now aloud. Subject an enormous bipedal Lizardman of indeterminate and weight as my scale cannot exceed 500 and the hash marks on my door frame only go up to 11. His scales impenetrable, making blood testing but I am certain has Subject’s mandible has exceedingly large tusks measuring approximately 8 inches and resembling an Orc Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition, of which I am currently level and looking for new Dungeon Master as has to Gythia with his Nose that which actually of adorable if you really hard. Physique is muscular trying too hard, complete odd for a creature normally hatched from an but I don’t know his life, so This is strange, below the abdomen Subject appears to have a large it’s gone. I saw it a moment ago and now nothing. Oh well, best never discuss it again. In conclusion, it is in medical that Subject
imsical masculinity. Excited Murmuring tHrougH thE gaLlEry dIminIshes as the centER figUre upon the dais raises thEir heAd TO speAK. THe hooD compleTElY SHadOwS tHeiR fACe, But a dIm oRange liGht can be seEn gLoWing within.



CeNTeR Robed FiguRe (sMokey voice)- PhInnEas, you StAnd BEfore The vaingLoriouS tribunAl today foR fINal appROval befORE yOu maY be granted full staTUs AS a hero of the HalCyon FoLd. iN oRDEr tO be Gifted said ApProvaL, You must FAcE THE arDUous trials of tHe “Gauntlet oF incReasinGlY DiFFicult tasks”. if YOu fAil in any parT, you Will meet a Most unPLeasant FAte.

PhinN– Right, Get On wIth iT ThEn.

robEd fIguRE oN PhINn’s right But maYbE Your left dEPENdinG On how YOu EnvIsion This ScenE (stErn vOIce)- don’t gEt cocKy, noW.

PHinn– I’M not arRoganT, jUst charmingly foReigN.

“OooOOOooooOOoO” frOm The auDIence.

CEntEr RObed FigUre– PrioR To tOdAY, YOu Underwent extensive PhYSIcAl exam anD testiNG tO dETermine yOuR viAbilITY and “OpnesS”. i hAve the reSults (hOLdInG up a folDeR) from oUr ResIdeNt phySIciaN, which i shall noW read ALoud.

Subject is aN Enormous bipedAL LIZArDMan oF inDeterminate HeigHT and WeigHT aS my SCale cAnnot ExCEeD 500 Lbs and the hash marks oN mY door fRame oNly go up to 11. His sCales are neARLY impenetRablE, MaKIng blood testinG impoSsible, but I AM fairly cErtaiN he has blOod. SubjecT’S Lower manDibLe hAs tWo eXCEeDingly large tuSKS meaSuRing appRoxImately 8 IncHes And ResEmBling an OrC from DunGeOnS aNd draGons 5tH Edition, oF wHicH I Am cUrrenTLy a 3rd lEvel RAngeR aNd LOokIng for a NEw dUNgeoN MAsTer aS miNe Has moVed tO gytHia with His new girLfrIEnd. NOsE rEsembleS that of a cat, whIcH is actuallY kInd Of adorABLe if you sQuint really hard. Physique IS musculAr wIthouT tryIng too harD, coMplete WitH Belly bUtton, wHich iS oDd fOR A creaTURe NorMaLly hatched FROm aN egg bUt i don’T know hiS life, so whatever. ThiS Is sTrange, below thE abDomeN sUbJecT ApPEarS tO HavE A Large metallic….waIt, it’s gone. I SwEAr i saw it a momENt aGo And now tHere’s noThing. oH well, beSt to never Discuss it AgAin. IN COncLusion, it is In my mediCal opinioN That SUBjEct is
imsical masculinity. Excit ed murmuri ng th rou ghth e ga ller y diminishes a s  the  center figure upon th e dai sr aise s  t heirhead to sp e a k.Th ehoo dc om plete lyshadows  their fac e,bu t a dim oran g elight canbeseen glowing  wi thin.

Ce n ter R obe d Fig ure (s m okey v oice)- Ph in n eas, y o u stand b ef orethe VaingloriousT ri b unal today for  final  a p pr o v albef ore you ma ybe gr a nted fu l ls t a tus as a hero ofthe Halcyon Fol d. Inor der to begifte ds aid  approval,youmust face  the a r duous t r ials of  the “ Gau ntl et o f  I nc rea si n gly Di ffi c ult  Tasks”.  I fyou f aili n a ny p art , yo u wil l meet a most  un plea s ant  fate .

Ph inn–  R ight,  get o n wit hit then.

Robed  Fig ure on Ph inn ’s  Ri gh t But MaybeYou r L eft Dep endingO n H ow Y o uEnvision This Scen e( s te rn voice )- Don ’ tge t  cocky,no w.
Phi n n – I’m  not ar rogant,just c h ar mi ngly fo re ign.
“O ooO OOo oOoOo o o” f rom th e audien ce.
C enter Robed Fi g ure– Prior to to d a y, youund erwent exte nsiv e  phy sica l  e xam and t estin gt od etermine your viabi li ty and  “OPn ess”. I havethe result s ( holdingup a fo l der) from ourresid ent physic i an, whic h I s hall now  read alo u d .

Subje ctisaneno r m ou s bipedal Liz a r dman  o f indet erm inate h eig htand  we ig ht as myscale ca nn ot  e xc eed  500l bs and t he  ha sh  ma rks o n  my do or fr ameon ly goup to 1 1 .H i s sc al es  are  ne ar ly im pene t rab le, mak ing blood  te s ting  i mp ossible , but I am fa ir ly certain  h e h as blo o d . Subjec t’s lower mandible hast wo exce edi nglylarg e tusks m eas uringapp r oximat ely 8inche sand r esemb l i ng  an  O rc from Du n g eon s and  D rago ns 5thedition, of whichI  am  currently a3rd  lev e l  R ang e ra ndlo o kin g for a new Dunge on Masteras mi ne has mov e d t oGythiawith hi s new girlfri end. Nose  resemble sthat o f a  cat, whic h is act ually kin d  of a d or ableifyou sq ui ntreall y hard .  Ph ysiqu e is m us cularwitho ut  tryingtoo hard, complete with  belly  butt on,  which is  od d  fo r a creat urenormally h atc hed  from  an egg b ut I do n’t knowhisl ife, so w h at eve r .  T his is stra n g e , b elowthe abdome n Su bject appears toh ave a large me tall i c ….w ait ,  it’ sgone. I swearI s aw i t a mome nt  ago and no w there’ sn othin g. Ohwell,best to n ev e r disc ussitagain. In  co nc l usion,it  i s  in my  med ic al opi nion t h at S u b ject is
imsical masculinity._Excited murmuring_through the gallery diminishes_as the_center_figure upon_the_dais raises their_head to speak._The hood completely shadows_their face, but_a_dim orange light can be seen glowing within.



Center Robed Figure (smokey voice)- Phinneas, you_stand_before the_Vainglorious_Tribunal_today for final approval before_you may be granted full_status as_a hero of the Halcyon Fold. In order_to_be gifted said_approval, you must face the arduous trials of the_“Gauntlet of Increasingly Difficult Tasks”. If_you fail in_any_part,_you will meet a_most unpleasant fate.

Phinn– Right, get on_with it then.

Robed Figure on Phinn’s_Right But Maybe Your Left Depending On_How You Envision This Scene (stern_voice)- Don’t get cocky, now.

Phinn–_I’m not_arrogant, just charmingly foreign.

“OooOOOooOoOooo” from_the audience.

Center Robed_Figure– Prior_to today, you_underwent extensive physical exam and testing_to determine your_viability and “OPness”. I have the_results_(holding up a_folder)_from_our resident_physician, which I_shall_now read_aloud.

Subject_is an enormous bipedal Lizardman of_indeterminate_height and weight as my scale cannot_exceed 500 lbs and_the_hash marks on my_door frame only go up_to 11. His scales are nearly_impenetrable, making_blood testing_impossible, but I am fairly certain he has blood. Subject’s lower_mandible has two exceedingly large tusks_measuring approximately 8 inches_and resembling_an_Orc from Dungeons_and_Dragons 5th_edition, of which I am currently a_3rd level_Ranger and looking for a new_Dungeon Master as mine_has_moved to Gythia with his new_girlfriend. Nose resembles that of a_cat, which is actually kind_of_adorable_if you squint really hard._Physique is muscular without trying too_hard, complete with_belly button, which is odd for a_creature_normally hatched from an egg but_I_don’t know his life, so whatever._This_is_strange, below the abdomen Subject_appears to have a large metallic….wait,_it’s gone. I swear I saw it a moment_ago and now_there’s nothing. Oh well, best_to_never_discuss it again. In conclusion, it is in my medical_opinion that_Subject is