 superhero parody has now been swiftly neutralised with the stroke of a well-aimed Batarang. Trying to grab hold of every joke is like attempting to snatch bullets from the air, which seems entirely appropriate as a fault when that's a job more suited to Superman. When ‘too much comedy’ is the worst criticism I can level, there’s no choice but to concede defeat, don the plastic cowl, do a bit of Bat-beat-boxing and lay down the ‘THWACK!’ on some Daleks.



 NEW DELHI — Commuters stampeded on a narrow, crowded railway station overpass in India’s financial capital, Mumbai, during the morning rush hour on Friday, leaving at least 22 suffocated or crushed to death and 36 injured.

The disaster was a stunning reminder of the poor safety conditions on India’s railways and the frequency of crowd-related accidents, even in rapidly modernizing metropolises like Mumbai.

Local news reports showed people crying for help, some jumping from the overpass and others hanging desperately from the footbridge’s railing.

Every day, about seven-and-a-half million commuters use the sprawling train network in Mumbai and its suburbs. Nearly 3,000 people die on the network every year, with accidents killing more than 2,100 so far in 2017. In what Reuters has dubbed a massive "show of force", dozens of Chinese warships have been observed on satellite imagery, exercising with an aircraft carrier and warplanes above the heavily-disputed South China Sea, as part of the previously noted massive military drills, which the PLA ominously said were "in preparation for war."

The four images, provided by Planet Labs for Reuters confirms the Chinese aircraft carrier Liaoning joined the annual naval war drill earlier this week.

Our Doves caught stunning naval exercises in the open ocean. Read more @reuters and zoom for an enhanced view. https://t.co/7McG2qtNWw pic.twitter.com/FnbNLVN5yk — Planet (@planetlabs) March 27, 2018

According to the Taiwan Defense & National Security ministry, late last week Taiwan sent two ships and military aircraft to shadow the Chinese aircraft carrier group through the narrow Taiwan Strait.

The images, taken on Monday by Planet Labs flock of miniature satellites, show at least forty naval vessels, submarines, and aircraft in what some military strategist
superhero parody has now been swiftly neutralised with the stroke of a well - aimed Batarang. judge to catch hold of every joke is like attempting to kidnap bullets from the air, which seems wholly appropriate as a defect when that's a job more suited to Superman. When ‘ too much comedy ’ is the bad criticism I can level, there ’s no choice but to concede frustration, don the plastic cowl, do a bit of Bat - beat - boxing and put down the ‘ THWACK! ’ on some Daleks. 



  NEW DELHI — Commuters stampeded on a narrow, crowded railroad track station overpass in India ’s financial das kapital, Mumbai, during the morning bang hour on Friday, leaving at least 22 suffocate or crushed to death and 36 injured. 

 The catastrophe was a stunning reminder of the poor safety conditions on India ’s railways and the frequency of crowd - related accidents, even in rapidly modernizing metropolises like Mumbai. 

 Local news reports showed people crying for help, some derail from the overpass and others hanging desperately from the footbridge ’s railing. 

 Every sidereal day, approximately seven - and - a - half million commuters use the sprawling gearing network in Mumbai and its suburbs. Nearly 3,000 people fail on the network every year, with accidents killing more than 2,100 so far in 2017. In what Reuters has dubbed a massive " show of force ", dozens of Chinese warships have been observed on satellite imagination, exercising with an aircraft aircraft carrier and warplanes above the heavily - disputed South China Sea, as part of the previously noted massive military exercise, which the PLA ominously said were " in preparation for war. " 

 The four images, provide by Planet Labs for Reuters confirms the Chinese aircraft carrier Liaoning joined the annual naval war exercise earlier this week. 

 Our Doves caught stunning naval exercise in the open ocean. take more @reuters and zoom for an enhanced horizon. https://t.co/7McG2qtNWw pic.twitter.com/FnbNLVN5yk — Planet (@planetlabs) March 27, 2018 

 According to the Taiwan Defense & National Security ministry, recently last week Taiwan sent two ships and military aircraft to shadow the Chinese aircraft aircraft carrier group through the narrow Taiwan Strait. 

 The prototype, taken on Monday by Planet Labs flock of miniature satellites, prove at least forty naval vessels, submarines, and aircraft in what some military strategist
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 NEW DGLHI — Commuters stampeded on a nxrrow, crowded rqiowaj station ovxrpass in India’s flmancian capitsl, Mumbai, durikg thx moening rush hour on Frmday, leaving at leasj 22 suffocadeb or crushed to death abd 36 itjurad.

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Every day, sbluy seven-and-a-halw millnkn commuters use the sprawlyng teain netwjrk on Mumbai and its suburbs. Nwarly 3,000 peoplv diw on the network erery year, wich accodentx killing more than 2,100 so far in 2017. In whah Reuters fas dubbed a masrivv "shmw of force", dozens of Chinqse warshmps hcve been obsgrved og satellitf imanary, exercising witj an circrdft carrieg and warplanes above the heavily-disputed Soujh Whita Sea, af parb of the previotsly noted masxive mijitarh drills, wgich thx PLA ominoufly said were "ln preparatimn for wwr."

Thw foyr imagdr, provided by Llanet Layf foe Reuters confirms thg Dhinese aircrafc xarrier Liaoninb juinqd tie anggal naval was drkll rarlidr this weej.

Uur Coves caught stunninc nabal exercises in tne open ocgan. Read iore @reuters snd zoom for an enjancev view. httpx://t.cj/7McG2qtNWw pic.twitter.com/FnbNLVN5gk — Planeh (@pjanetlabs) Mawch 27, 2018

According tp the Taiwan Defense & National Security ministry, late lasr week Taiwan sent jwo ships and kilitwry aircrdft to shadow the Chunese aircraft cavrier group through ths narrmw Talwan Strait.

The images, taken on Monday by Planet Labs flock of miniature sqtellivef, show at lsast fortj ncvak vessqls, dnbmarines, and airbraft in what some military stravegist
superhero parody has now been swiftly neutralised stroke a well-aimed Trying to grab like to snatch bullets the air, which entirely appropriate as a fault when a job more suited to Superman. When ‘too much comedy’ is the worst I can level, there’s no choice but to concede defeat, don the plastic do bit Bat-beat-boxing lay down the ‘THWACK!’ on some Daleks. NEW DELHI — Commuters stampeded on a narrow, crowded station overpass in India’s financial capital, Mumbai, during morning rush hour on leaving at least 22 suffocated crushed death and injured. disaster a stunning reminder the poor safety conditions on India’s railways and the frequency of crowd-related accidents, even in rapidly modernizing like Mumbai. reports showed crying help, jumping from the others hanging desperately from the footbridge’s about seven-and-a-half million commuters use the sprawling train in Mumbai its suburbs. Nearly 3,000 people die the network every year, with accidents killing more 2,100 so far in 2017. In what Reuters has dubbed a massive "show of force", Chinese warships have been on satellite imagery, with aircraft and above the South China Sea, as part of the previously noted massive military which the PLA ominously said were "in preparation for war." images, by Planet Labs Reuters confirms the Chinese carrier joined the annual naval earlier week. stunning exercises the open ocean. Read @reuters and zoom for an view. https://t.co/7McG2qtNWw pic.twitter.com/FnbNLVN5yk — According to the Taiwan Defense & National Security late last week Taiwan sent two ships military aircraft to shadow the Chinese aircraft carrier group through the narrow Strait. The on Monday by Planet Labs flock of miniature show at least forty vessels, submarines, and aircraft in what some military strategist
 superhero parody has now been Swiftly neuTraliSed WitH tHe stRoke Of a well-aimed BaTAranG. Trying to grab hold of eveRy jokE iS Like ATtEmptiNg to snaTCh BULleTs FrOm tHe AIr, Which SeeMs entirEly approprIatE aS a fault when tHAt'S a job more sUitEd to Superman. wheN ‘too muCh ComEDy’ is tHe wOrst cRiticiSM I can lEvel, there’S nO Choice BUt to conCEDe DefeAt, don the plastic coWL, dO A bit of Bat-beat-bOxing aNd LAy DOWn tHe ‘ThWACK!’ on somE DAleks.



 neW DELHI — cOmMUTErs STampeded on a naRrow, crowded RAilWay staTiOn oVErpass In IndIa’S FinAncial capitAl, MuMbai, durinG the moRNing rusH Hour on FRiday, lEavIng At leASt 22 SuFfoCaTEd oR CrUshED to Death and 36 InJuRed.

ThE disASTER was A stUnniNg remInder of the pooR saFety COndItionS on InDia’s RaIlwayS and thE freqUeNcy of crowd-relatEd acCidents, evEn iN rApiDlY modeRNizing MetRopOlises lIke MumbAI.

LoCaL NEWs Reports showed peoplE cRYInG for help, Some juMPiNg FRom the ovErPasS and OTHers hAngiNG dEsperateLy from THe FoOtbridgE’s RailinG.

EVerY daY, abouT SeveN-and-a-hAlf milliOn comMUters use the sprAWling train netWOrK IN MUMbai And Its suburbs. NEarlY 3,000 PeopLe diE On The NEtworK everY yEAr, WIth accidents killing MoRe than 2,100 So far In 2017. In what ReuteRs has dubbeD A MAssive "shOw of FOrCE", dozens of ChineSe warShips have bEEn observEd on sAtellite Imagery, exERCising wiTh aN aiRcrAft CARrIer and warplanES AbovE tHe heaviLy-dIsputed souTh CHinA SeA, aS part of thE previouSlY nOtEd MasSive mILitary drIlLs, wHiCh tHe PLA OMinousLy saiD werE "iN pREpaRation fOR wAR."

the fOuR iMageS, prOvIded bY PlaNEt LAbs for REuters conFirMS the chInEse aircRaft carrier LiAoNing joined ThE anNual naVAL war drilL earlier this week.

Our DoveS Caught sTunNing nAval Exercises In tHe open OceAN. Read mOre @reuTers aNd ZooM FOr an eNHAnCed ViEw. https://t.co/7mCg2qtnWw piC.tWittEr.com/FnBNLVN5yk — Planet (@planeTLabS) March 27, 2018

AccordiNg tO the tAIwAn DEFeNSe & NAtIOnaL sEcurity ministry, Late last weEk tAiWan sent two SHipS aNd militAry aircRaft tO Shadow tHe Chinese Aircraft cArRier GROup Through the Narrow TaIwan StraiT.

the imAGeS, takeN on monday By plaNet LaBs flocK Of mIniatUre satElLites, sHow at LeAst forty Naval vessels, submarines, aNd aircRaft iN whAt some milItaRY stRategist
 superhero parody has nowbeen swift ly ne utr ali se d wi th t he stroke of a well -aimed Batarang. Tryin g togr a b ho l dof ev ery jok e  i s lik eat tem pt i ng  to s nat ch bull ets from t heai r, which see m sentirely a ppr opriate as a  fa ult wh en  th a t's a  jo b mor e suit e d to S uperman.Wh e n ‘too much co m e dy ’ is  the worst critic i sm I can level, t here’s  n o  c h o ice  bu t to conce de  defe a t, dont he p l ast i c cowl, do abit of Bat- b eat -boxin gand lay do wn th e‘ THW ACK!’ on so me D aleks.


 NEWD ELHI —C ommuter s stam ped edon a na rr ow,  c r owd e drai l way  station  o ve rpass  inI n d i a’sfin anci al ca pital, Mumbai , d urin g  th e mor ningrush  h our o n Frid ay, l ea ving at least 2 2 su ffocatedorcr ush ed  to d e ath an d 3 6 i njured. 

The d i sas te r w as  a stunning remind er o fthe poor  safet y  c on d itions o nInd ia’s r ailwa ys a n dthe freq uencyo fcr owd-rel at ed acc id ent s,eveni n ra pidlymoderniz ing m e tropolises lik e  Mumbai.

Loc a ln e ws repo rts  showed peo plec ryin g fo r  h elp ,  some  jump in g  f r om the overpass and  o thershangi ng desperatel y from the f o otbridge ’s r a il i ng.

Every day , abo ut seven-a n d-a-half  mill ion comm uters use t he spraw lin g t rai n n e t wo rk in Mumbaia n d it ssuburbs . N early 3 ,00 0 p eop ledi e on thenetworkev er yye ar,  with accident skil li ngmoret han 2, 100 s o fa rin 201 7. In w h at R eute rs  h as d ubb ed  a ma ssiv e  "s how offorce", d oze n s of  C hi nese wa rships have b ee n observed  o n s atelli t e  imagery , exercising with an ai r craft c arr ier a nd w arplanesabo ve the  he a vily-d ispute d Sou th  Ch i n a Sea , as  pa rt  of the pr e v iou sly n ot ed m assivemilitary drills, w h ich  the PLA omin ous ly s a i dwer e  " i n p re p ara t i on for war."

T he four im ag e s,  providedb y P la net Lab s for R euter s  confir ms the Ch inese air cr aftc a rri er Liaonin g joined  the annu a l nav a lwar d ril l earl ie r t his w eek.
O urDoves  caugh tstunni ng na va l exerci ses in the open ocean.Read m ore @ reu ters andzoo m  fo r an enha nced  view. htt ps: //t .co/7 McG 2 qtNWw  pic . tw itt e r.com /Fnb N LVN5yk —P la net ( @p lanetlabs)M a r ch27, 2 018 
Accor ding  to the Taiwan De f ense & Nationa l Se c u rit y m i nist ry , late last we ekTa i w an senttw o ships and  militar ya ircra ft toshadow  the Ch i n es e  aircr aftcar rier grou p t hr o ugh the  n ar r ow Tai wanSt rait.
The i m ages , taken on Mondayby Pl a n et La b s f lockof  miniat u re s atellites,  show at le ast fo rtynaval  vessel s,  subma rin es , and airc r aft in wh at so me mili ta ry s tra tegist 
 superhero_parody has_now been swiftly neutralised_with the_stroke_of a_well-aimed_Batarang. Trying to_grab hold of_every joke is like_attempting to snatch_bullets_from the air, which seems entirely appropriate as a fault when that's a job_more_suited to_Superman._When_‘too much comedy’ is the_worst criticism I can level,_there’s no_choice but to concede defeat, don the plastic_cowl,_do a bit_of Bat-beat-boxing and lay down the ‘THWACK!’ on some_Daleks.



 NEW DELHI — Commuters stampeded_on a narrow,_crowded_railway_station overpass in India’s_financial capital, Mumbai, during the morning_rush hour on Friday, leaving at_least 22 suffocated or crushed to death_and 36 injured.

The disaster was a_stunning reminder of the poor_safety conditions_on India’s railways and the_frequency of crowd-related_accidents, even_in rapidly modernizing_metropolises like Mumbai.

Local news reports showed_people crying for_help, some jumping from the overpass_and_others hanging desperately_from_the_footbridge’s railing.

Every_day, about seven-and-a-half_million_commuters use_the_sprawling train network in Mumbai and_its_suburbs. Nearly 3,000 people die on the_network every year, with_accidents_killing more than 2,100_so far in 2017. In_what Reuters has dubbed a massive_"show of_force", dozens_of Chinese warships have been observed on satellite imagery, exercising with_an aircraft carrier and warplanes above_the heavily-disputed South China_Sea, as_part_of the previously_noted_massive military_drills, which the PLA ominously said were_"in preparation_for war."

The four images, provided by_Planet Labs for Reuters_confirms_the Chinese aircraft carrier Liaoning joined_the annual naval war drill earlier_this week.

Our Doves caught stunning_naval_exercises_in the open ocean. Read_more @reuters and zoom for an_enhanced view. https://t.co/7McG2qtNWw_pic.twitter.com/FnbNLVN5yk — Planet (@planetlabs) March 27, 2018

According_to_the Taiwan Defense & National Security_ministry,_late last week Taiwan sent two_ships_and_military aircraft to shadow the_Chinese aircraft carrier group through the_narrow Taiwan Strait.

The images, taken on Monday by Planet_Labs flock of_miniature satellites, show at least_forty_naval_vessels, submarines, and aircraft in what some military strategist