night snacks. Confined to “clear” liquids, I was allowed water, ginger ale, tea, and a whole host of things I would have found delicious had I the forethought to bring them. It’s bad when you start hallucinating cartons of Swanson chicken stock.

The hunger took a break from time to time when I began my “cleanse” at 4 PM. I’m not going to describe this as it’s immeasurably gross. As the evening wore on, and more and more painful trips to the bathroom were made, I further discovered that the hotel cleverly replaced the normal toilet roll with a trick variety that dispensed increasingly coarse grades of sandpaper. Between trips I tortured myself by watching the Food Network almost exclusively. I know what you are thinking, but it’s no different than a horny businessman putting on Skinamax after being shot down by the waitress at Appleby’s; happy ending aside of course.

My long day over, I managed to fall into an uneasy sleep, rousting myself every half hour or so to double check my alarm was still set for 4:00 AM and piss out all the water and ginger ale. I’m going to end this post with a confession. I still peed standing up. That’s right. As long as I had the equipment, and was not in a public setting where such a thing would be noticed, I never sat to take a whiz. Seriously, why would anyone go through the trouble to take everything down and sit when complete avoidance of the filthy bowl was possible? I already understood myself as female through and through and making the extra effort wasn’t going to make a difference. I’m OK with that option being gone mind you, but if you are pre-op trans and shucking your pants down against the underside of the nasty toilet when no one is looking, take a moment and ask yourself why.

This concludes the boring and relatively anti-climactic prologue to my surgical experience. Stay tuned to next episode when we explore a frantic ride to the hospital, pre-surgical rigmarole, going under, and waking up to find your penis missing. Chris Grayling was prevented from turning legal aid into "an instrument of discrimination" today, after three judges found his reforms to be unlawful.

In a devastating judgement which could bring the residency test requirements to a halt, the judges found the lord chancellor had radically overstepped
night snacks. Confined to “ clear ” liquid, I was give up water, pep ale, tea, and a whole master of ceremonies of things I would have establish delicious had I the forethought to bring them. It ’s bad when you start hallucinate cartons of Swanson chicken stock. 

 The hunger took a fracture from time to time when I began my “ cleanse ” at 4 PM. I ’m not going to report this as it ’s immeasurably gross. As the evening wore along, and more and more painful trips to the toilet were made, I far discovered that the hotel cleverly substitute the normal toilet roll with a trick variety show that dispensed increasingly coarse grades of sandpaper. Between trips I tortured myself by watching the Food Network almost exclusively. I know what you are thinking, but it ’s no different than a horny businessman putting on Skinamax after being shot down by the waitress at Appleby ’s; happy ending aside of path. 

 My long day all over, I cope to decrease into an uneasy sleep, rousting myself every half hour or so to double check my alarm was still jell for 4:00 AM and piss out all the water and ginger ale. I ’m going to end this post with a confession. I even peed standing up. That ’s right. As long as I receive the equipment, and was not in a public setting where such a matter would be comment, I never sat to take a whiz. Seriously, why would anyone function through the trouble to take everything down and sit when accomplished avoidance of the filthy bowl was possible? I already understood myself as female through and through and take the extra feat was n’t going to make a deviation. I ’m OK with that choice being gone mind you, but if you are pre - op trans and shucking your pants down against the bottom of the nasty toilet when no one is looking, assume a moment and necessitate yourself why. 

 This concludes the boring and relatively anti - climactic prologue to my surgical experience. Stay tuned to adjacent episode when we explore a frantic ride to the hospital, pre - surgical rigmarole, going under, and wake up to find your penis missing. Chris Grayling was prevent from turning legal aid into " an instrumental role of discrimination " today, after three judges found his reforms to be unlawful. 

 In a devastating judgement which could bring the residency test requirements to a halt, the judge find the lord chancellor had radically overstepped
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My long day over, I manAgED To Fall into An uneaSY sLeEP, roustinG mYseLf evERY half Hour OR sO to doublE check MY aLaRm was stIlL set foR 4:00 Am anD piSs out ALl thE water And gingeR ale. I’M Going to end this POst with a confeSSiON. i sTIll pEed Standing up. THat’s RIght. as loNG aS I hAD the eQuipmEnT, AnD Was not in a public settInG where Such a Thing would be nOticed, I nevER SAt to take A whiZ. seRIously, why would AnyonE go through THe troublE to taKe everytHing down aND Sit when cOmpLetE avOidANCe Of the filthy boWL Was pOsSible? I aLreAdy undeRstOod MysElf As Female thrOugh and tHrOuGh AnD maKing tHE extra efFoRt wAsN’t gOing tO Make a dIfferEnce. i’m oK WIth That optIOn BEIng gOnE mInd yOu, bUt If you Are pRE-op Trans anD shucking YouR PantS dOwN againsT the underside Of The nasty toIlEt wHen no oNE Is lookinG, take a moment and ask yoursELf why.

ThIs cOncluDes tHe boring aNd rElativEly ANti-cliMactic ProloGuE to MY SurgiCAL eXpeRiEnce. Stay tuNED to Next ePiSode When we eXplore a frantic ride TO thE hospital, pre-sUrgIcal RIGmAroLE, gOIng UnDEr, aND Waking up to find yOur penis miSsINg. chris GraylINg wAs PreventEd from tUrninG Legal aiD into "an inStrument oF dIscrIMInaTion" today, aFter threE judges foUNd his REfOrms tO be UnlawfUl.

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night snacks. Confined to“clear” li quids , I  wa sallo wedwater, gingera le,tea, and a whole hostof th in g s Iw ou ld ha ve foun d  d e l ici ou shad  I th e for eth ought t o bring th em.  I t’s bad when yo u start ha llu cinating car ton s of S wa nso n  chic ken  stoc k.

Th e  hunge r took abr e ak fro m  time t o ti me w hen I began my “c l ea n se” at 4 PM. I ’m not  g o in g todes cribe this  a s it’ s  immeas u ra b l y  gr o ss. As the ev ening woreo n,and mo re  an d  morepainf ul tri ps to the b athr oom weremade,I  furthe r  discov ered t hat  th e ho t el  c lev er l y r e pl ace d  th e normal  t oi let r ollw i t h  a t ric k va riety  that dispens edincr e asi nglycoars e gr ad es of  sandp aper.  B etween trips Itort ured myse lfby  wa tc hingt he Foo d N etw ork alm ost exc l usi ve l y .  I  know what you are  t h i nk ing, but  it’sn odi f ferent t ha n a  hor n y  busi ness m an  putting  on Sk i na ma x after  b eing s ho t d own  by t h e wa itress  at Appl eby’s ;  happy endinga side of cours e .M yl ongday  over, I ma nage d  tofall in toa n une asy s le e p, rousting myself eve ry  halfhouror so to doub le check m y a larm was  sti l ls et for 4:00 AM  andpiss out a l l the wa ter a nd ginge r ale. I’ m going to  en d t his  po s t  w ith a confess i o n. I  s till pe edstandin g u p.Tha t’s  r ight. Aslong asIha dth e e quipm e nt, andwa s n ot  in  a pu b lic se tting  whe re  s u cha thing wo u l d be  n ot iced , I  n eversatt o t ake a w hiz. Seri ous l y, w hy  w ould an yone go throu gh  the troub le  to  takee v erything  down and sit when comp l ete avo ida nce o f th e filthybow l waspos s ible?I alre ady u nd ers t o od my s e lf  as  f emale thro u g h a nd th ro ughand mak ing the extra effo r t w asn’t going t o m akea di ffe r en c e.I’ m  OK w ith that option  being gon em in d you, but ifyo u are p re-op t ransa nd shuc king your  pants do wn  aga i n stthe unders ide of t he nastyt oilet wh en no  on e is l oo kin g, ta ke a m o men t and  ask y ou rselfwhy.
T his conc ludes the boring and re lative ly an ti- climactic  pr o log ue to mysurg ical exper ien ce.  Stay  tu n ed to  nex t  e pis o de wh en w e  explorea  f ran t i cride to the h o spi tal,pre - surgic al r igmarole, going u n der, and wakin g up t o f ind your  p enis missing.Chr is G raylingwa s prevented  from tu rn i ng le gal ai d into  "an in s t ru m ent of  dis cri mination"  to da y , after  t hr e e judg es f ou nd his  refor m s to b e unlawful.

Ina dev a s tatin g  ju dgeme nt  whichc ould  bring the  residencytest r equi remen ts to a  h alt, t heju dges found the lordchanc ellor h ad  rad ica lly ov erst e p ped
night snacks._Confined to_“clear” liquids, I was_allowed water,_ginger_ale, tea,_and_a whole host_of things I_would have found delicious_had I the_forethought_to bring them. It’s bad when you start hallucinating cartons of Swanson chicken stock.

The_hunger_took a_break_from_time to time when I_began my “cleanse” at 4_PM. I’m_not going to describe this as it’s immeasurably_gross._As the evening_wore on, and more and more painful trips to_the bathroom were made, I further_discovered that the_hotel_cleverly_replaced the normal toilet_roll with a trick variety that_dispensed increasingly coarse grades of sandpaper._Between trips I tortured myself by watching_the Food Network almost exclusively. I_know what you are thinking,_but it’s_no different than a horny_businessman putting on_Skinamax after_being shot down_by the waitress at Appleby’s; happy_ending aside of_course.

My long day over, I managed_to_fall into an_uneasy_sleep,_rousting myself_every half hour_or_so to_double_check my alarm was still set_for_4:00 AM and piss out all the_water and ginger ale._I’m_going to end this_post with a confession. I_still peed standing up. That’s right._As long_as I_had the equipment, and was not in a public setting where_such a thing would be noticed,_I never sat to_take a_whiz._Seriously, why would_anyone_go through_the trouble to take everything down and_sit when_complete avoidance of the filthy bowl_was possible? I already_understood_myself as female through and through_and making the extra effort wasn’t_going to make a difference._I’m_OK_with that option being gone_mind you, but if you are_pre-op trans and_shucking your pants down against the underside_of_the nasty toilet when no one_is_looking, take a moment and ask_yourself_why.

This_concludes the boring and relatively_anti-climactic prologue to my surgical experience._Stay tuned to next episode when we explore a_frantic ride to_the hospital, pre-surgical rigmarole, going_under,_and_waking up to find your penis missing. Chris Grayling was_prevented from_turning legal aid_into "an instrument of discrimination" today, after three judges found_his reforms to be unlawful.

In a devastating_judgement which could bring the residency test requirements to a halt,_the judges found the lord chancellor had radically_overstepped