, would you dear?

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Right But Maybe Your Left Depending On How You Envision This Scene pulls back her hood to reveal the Matchmaker.



Matchmaker– You’re five minutes into a ranked game. Jungle clear is going well and there are minimal confrontations between the teams. You notice on the mini map that the entire opposing team is pushing turret and your laner is pinging “Caution”. You head up there to see all three enemies are attacking your turret. You and your team kill them all but immediately on respawn they head straight back to your turret again and begin doing an absurd amount of damage. You kill them again but the cycle repeats. Checking the score screen, you see that your enemies have discovered a way to exploit certain items that increase damage on turrets and can therefore win the game without fighting you hardly at all. (Looks to Robed Figure on Stormqueen’s right) Your turn.

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Left Or Maybe Your Right, You Know What I Mean– Huh?

Stormqueen– You can take the hood off, darling.

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Left Or Maybe Your Right, You Know What I Mean shreds her hood with claws to reveal Koshka.

Koshka– That thing was sweaty!

Stormqueen– Decorum, please.

Koshka– Who’s deckaroom? I gotta pee, is this over?

Stormqueen– Koshka dear, please remember you are only here because you won that silly contest.

Koshka– I was the eleventh caller to (affecting a deep masculine voice) “Vox Rocks in the Mornings on 109.9 THE FOOOOLLLD”

Lightning crackles right above Koshka’s head, singeing her cute hair style.

Stormqueen– And being a part of this tribunal includes finishing the churning Gauntlet.

Koshka– Okay, okay… Line?

Stormqueen– What?

Koshka– What’s my line?

Stormqueen– Oh forget it. Phinneas, what do you do in that scenario?

Phinn– Well, isn’t that an ugly prospect. I tell you what
, would you dear? 

 Robed Figure on Phinn ’s Right But Maybe Your Left Depending On How You Envision This Scene pull back her hood to reveal the Matchmaker. 



 Matchmaker – You ’re five minutes into a graded game. hobo camp clear is going well and there be minimal confrontation between the teams. You detect on the mini map that the entire pit team is pushing turret and your laner is ping “ Caution ”. You head up there to see all three enemies are attacking your turret. You and your team stamp out them all but immediately on respawn they head straight back to your turret again and get down doing an absurd amount of price. You kill them again but the hertz repeats. Checking the score screen, you see that your enemy have discovered a way to exploit certain items that increase damage on turrets and can therefore win the game without fighting you hardly at all. (Looks to Robed Figure on Stormqueen ’s right) Your turn. 

 Robed Figure on Phinn ’s Left Or Maybe Your right field, You acknowledge What I Mean – Huh? 

 Stormqueen – You can contract the hood off, darling. 

 Robed Figure on Phinn ’s Left Or possibly Your right field, You Know What I Mean shreds her hood with claws to reveal Koshka. 

 Koshka – That thing was sweaty! 

 Stormqueen – Decorum, please. 

 Koshka – Who ’s deckaroom? I got ta pee, is this over? 

 Stormqueen – Koshka dear, please commend you are only here because you won that silly contest. 

 Koshka – I was the eleventh caller to (affecting a deep masculine voice) “ Vox Rocks in the Mornings on 109.9 THE FOOOOLLLD ” 

 Lightning crackle right above Koshka ’s head, singeing her cute hair's-breadth style. 

 Stormqueen – And being a contribution of this tribunal includes finishing the churning Gauntlet. 

 Koshka – Okay, okay … Line? 

 Stormqueen – What? 

 Koshka – What ’s my lineage? 

 Stormqueen – Oh forget it. Phinneas, what do you do in that scenario? 

 Phinn – Well, is n’t that an ugly prospect. I assure you what
, wokld you dear?

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Righj Vut Mabbe Youd Left Ddpending On How You Envision Tyis Sxene pulls back her houd to revval the Mqtchnqker.



Matchmeier– You’vz fivs minbtxs into a rankec game. Juncle clear is gmivg well and there are minimal confroneations bftween the teais. Ypt nofpct on the mini map that the entire opposiig team is pushong turret and your laner ls plnging “Caution”. You head up thgde ei see all thfee enemies are attackjng your turret. You and your texm kikl them alo vut hmmediately on rvspawn they hcsd strdight bsck to your tuvret egaib and begin doing an ebsurd amount of damwge. You khlm them again but rhw cycne rapeagw. Cfeciiig fhe sclre screen, yoh see that tour enemies have dossivered a way fo expjoyt certain items that increase damage ot thrrets and can thereforw win the game withouj fighting you hardly at all. (Looks to Robed Figure on Stormxueen’a riymb) Yoje hurn.

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Left Or Maybe Your Dibhn, You Know What I Mean– Huh?

Stprlqigen– You can taye the hokd off, darling.

Robef Figurg on Pyinn’s Lefu Or Kaybe Your Right, You Know Wyat I Mean skrees her hood with cpaws to revzal Koxhka.

Kpshka– That thing was swzaty!

Stkrmqueen– Deforum, plezre.

Koshka– Who’s dezkagoom? I gotta pee, is this over?

Seormqueen– Koskka dear, plesse reiember you are only here because ylu wou thad silly cojtest.

Koshka– I was the eleventh reller to (affevthng a deep iascukine voice) “Vov Rocks in the Morninys on 109.9 THE FOOOOMLLD”

Ligitning crackjes right aboeg Koshka’s heav, singeind hee cure hair rtyle.

Stormqueem– And beiuy a part if this tribunal ikcludgs finishing the ekutbing Gauntlet.

Kpshya– Jkwy, ohdy… Line?

Stormxueev– Wfst?

Kosfka– Whau’f nh lime?

Stormqueen– Oh forgat if. Phinneas, what do yju do in that scqnario?

Phinn– Wrll, isn’t that an uhly pcospecv. I tekl iou what
, would you dear? Robed Figure on But Your Left On How You her to reveal the Matchmaker– You’re five into a ranked game. Jungle clear going well and there are minimal confrontations between the teams. You notice on mini map that the entire opposing team is pushing turret and your laner pinging You up to see all three enemies are attacking your turret. You and your team kill them all immediately on respawn they head straight back to turret again and begin an absurd amount of damage. kill again but cycle Checking score screen, you that your enemies have discovered a way to exploit certain items that increase damage on turrets and therefore win without fighting hardly all. to Robed Figure right) Your turn. Robed Figure on Maybe Your Right, You Know What I Mean– Stormqueen– You take the hood off, darling. Robed on Phinn’s Left Or Maybe Your Right, You What I Mean shreds her hood with claws to reveal Koshka. Koshka– That thing was Decorum, please. Koshka– Who’s I gotta pee, this Stormqueen– dear, remember you only here because you won that silly contest. Koshka– I was eleventh caller to (affecting a deep masculine voice) “Vox Rocks Mornings 109.9 THE FOOOOLLLD” crackles right above Koshka’s singeing cute hair style. Stormqueen– a of finishing churning Koshka– Okay, okay… Line? What? Koshka– What’s my line? Oh forget it. Phinneas, that scenario? Phinn– Well, isn’t that an ugly I tell you what
, would you dear?

Robed Figure on phinn’s RighT But MAybE YoUr left depeNding On How You ENVisiOn This Scene pulls back heR hood To REveaL ThE MatcHmaker.



MATcHMAkeR– YOu’Re fIvE MiNutes IntO a rankeD game. JunglE clEaR is going well ANd There are miNimAl confrontatIonS betweEn The TEams. YOu nOtice On the mINi map tHat the entIrE OpposiNG team is PUShIng tUrret and your laner IS pINging “Caution”. YoU head uP tHErE TO seE alL three enemIeS are aTTacking YOuR TURreT. you and your teaM kill them alL But ImmediAtEly ON respaWn theY hEAd sTraight back To yoUr turret aGain anD Begin doINg an absUrd amoUnt Of dAmagE. yoU kIll ThEM agAIn But THe cYcle repeAtS. CHeckiNg thE SCORe scReeN, you See thAt your enemies HavE disCOveRed a wAy to eXploIt CertaIn itemS that InCrease damage on tUrreTs and can tHerEfOre WiN the gAMe withOut FigHting yoU hardly AT alL. (LOOKS tO Robed Figure on StorMqUEEn’S right) YoUr turn.

rObEd fIgure on PHiNn’s left oR maybe your rIgHt, You KnoW What I mEaN– HUh?

StormQuEen– You CaN taKe tHe hooD Off, dArling.

robed FigUre on pHinn’s Left Or MayBE Your Right, You kNoW wHaT i MeaN shReds her hood With CLaws To reVEaL KoSHka.

KoShka– THaT ThINg was sweaty!

StormqueEn– decoruM, pleaSe.

Koshka– Who’s dEckaroom? I gOTTA pee, is thIs ovER?

STOrmqueen– Koshka Dear, pLease rememBEr you are Only hEre becauSe you won tHAT silly coNteSt.

KOshKa– I WAS tHe eleventh calLER to (aFfEcting a DeeP masculIne VoiCe) “VOx ROcKs in the MoRnings on 109.9 tHe FoOoOlLLd”

LighTNing cracKlEs rIgHt aBove KOShka’s hEad, siNgeiNg HeR CutE hair stYLe.

sTOrmqUeEn– and bEinG a Part oF thiS TriBunal inCludes finIshINg thE cHuRning GaUntlet.

Koshka– OKaY, okay… Line?

SToRmqUeen– WhAT?

koshka– WhAt’s my line?

Stormqueen– Oh foRGet it. PhInnEas, whAt do You do in thAt sCenariO?

PhINn– Well, Isn’t thAt an uGlY prOSPect. I TELl You WhAt
, would you dear?

Robed F igure on P hinn’ s R igh tButMayb e Your Left De p endi ng On How You Envision  This  S c enep ul ls ba ck herh oo d tore ve alth e  M atchm ake r.



M atchmaker–  Yo u’ re five minu t es  into a ra nke d game. Jung leclearis  go i ng we lland t here a r e mini mal confr on t ations between t he  tea ms. You notice on th e  mini map that  the e nt i re o ppo sin g team ispu shing turreta nd y o url aner is pingi ng “Caution ” . Y ou hea dupt here t o see  a l l t hree enemie s ar e attacki ng you r  turret .  You an d your  te amkill th em  al lb uti mm edi a tel y on res pa wn  they  hea d s t raig htback  to y our turret ag ain  and beg in do ing a n ab su rd am ount o f dam ag e. You kill the m ag ain but t hecy cle  r epeat s . Chec kin g t he scor e scree n , y ou s e ethat your enemiesha v e  d iscovere d a wa y  t oe xploit c er tai n it e m s tha t in c re ase dama ge ont ur re ts andca n ther ef ore  wi n the game  witho ut fight ing y o u hardly at al l . (Looks to R o be d Fi g ureonStormqueen’ s ri g ht)Your tu rn. 
Robe d Fig ur e  o n  Phinn’s Left Or Ma yb e Your  Righ t, You Know W hat I Mean – H uh?

Sto rmqu e en –  You can takethe h ood off, d a rling.
Robed  Figureon Phinn’ s Left OrMay beYou r R i g ht , You Know Wh a t  I M ea n shred s h er hood  wi thcla wsto  reveal K oshka.
Ko sh ka –Tha t thi n g was sw ea ty! 
Sto rmque e n– Dec orum,  ple as e. 
Ko shka– W h o’ s deck ar oo m? I  go tt a pee , is thi s over? 

Stormqu een –  Kos hk adear, p lease remembe ryou are on ly  he re bec a u se you w on that silly contest.Koshka–  Iwas t he e leventh c all er to(af f ecting  a dee p mas cu lin e voice ) “V oxRo cks in the M orn ingson  109 .9 THEFOOOOLLLD”

Lightn i ngcrackles righ t a bove K os hka ’ sh ead ,s ing e i ng her cute hai r style.
St o rm queen– And bei ng  a part  of thi s tri b unal in cludes fi nishing t he  chu r n ing  Gauntlet. 

Koshka – Okay, o k ay… L i ne ?

St orm queen–  W hat ?

Ko shka–W hat ’s my  line? 
Stormq ueen–  O h forget  it. Phinneas, what doyou do  in t hat  scenario ?
P hin n– Well,isn’ t that anugl y p rospe ct. I tel l yo u  w hat 
, would_you dear?

Robed_Figure on Phinn’s Right_But Maybe_Your_Left Depending_On_How You Envision_This Scene pulls_back her hood to_reveal the Matchmaker.



Matchmaker–_You’re_five minutes into a ranked game. Jungle clear is going well and there are_minimal_confrontations between_the_teams._You notice on the mini_map that the entire opposing_team is_pushing turret and your laner is pinging “Caution”._You_head up there_to see all three enemies are attacking your turret._You and your team kill them_all but immediately_on_respawn_they head straight back_to your turret again and begin_doing an absurd amount of damage._You kill them again but the cycle_repeats. Checking the score screen, you_see that your enemies have_discovered a_way to exploit certain items_that increase damage_on turrets_and can therefore_win the game without fighting you_hardly at all._(Looks to Robed Figure on Stormqueen’s_right)_Your turn.

Robed Figure_on_Phinn’s_Left Or_Maybe Your Right,_You_Know What_I_Mean– Huh?

Stormqueen– You can take the_hood_off, darling.

Robed Figure on Phinn’s Left Or_Maybe Your Right, You_Know_What I Mean shreds_her hood with claws to_reveal Koshka.

Koshka– That thing was sweaty!

Stormqueen–_Decorum, please.

Koshka–_Who’s deckaroom?_I gotta pee, is this over?

Stormqueen– Koshka dear, please remember you_are only here because you won_that silly contest.

Koshka– I_was the_eleventh_caller to (affecting_a_deep masculine_voice) “Vox Rocks in the Mornings on_109.9 THE_FOOOOLLLD”

Lightning crackles right above Koshka’s head,_singeing her cute hair_style.

Stormqueen–_And being a part of this_tribunal includes finishing the churning Gauntlet.

Koshka–_Okay, okay… Line?

Stormqueen– What?

Koshka– What’s_my_line?

Stormqueen–_Oh forget it. Phinneas, what_do you do in that scenario?

Phinn–_Well, isn’t that_an ugly prospect. I tell you what