 customers, and that this would take six months to implement.

However, the CCC said Telstra was dragging its feet on the issue.

"Even now, this admission has only come after a competitor complained," the CCC said about Telstra's communication with customers.

"This is further evidence of the importance to deliver genuine structural separation of the access network by ensuring that the NBN is owned and operated completely independently of any retailer. It is also crucial that the ACCC demands Telstra remedies this unfair treatment quickly, and not in six months as Telstra proposes." It has been a very difficult week, month, year, decade for everybody. Almost all of the news is always bad.

So when a story like this comes along, you really have to take some time to savor it.

In a sentence straight out of a Mad Lib written by someone who spends way too much time on Twitter, one of the Krassenstein brothers, the infamous anti-President Donald Trump grifters, reported Jacob Wohl, a prominent pro-Trump grifter, to the FBI over an apparent plot to discredit special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian election interference.

(Editor’s note: We will give you a moment to process all of that before proceeding.)

This strange saga begins two weeks ago, when several reporters received a “tip” from “Lorraine Parsons” that suggested something game-changingly scandalous was afoot: Women were being offered money by mysterious political operatives to accuse Mueller of “#MeToo-style” sexual misconduct. By and large, the journalists who received this email from “Lorraine” deduced it to be a likely hoax, intended to discredit the media.


Enter another conservative grifter. On Tuesday, Jack Burkman, a Republican lobbyist who has, throughout a long career on the edges of politics, pushed baseless conspiracy theories (most recently about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich), emerged from the shadows to claim that he had “sad news” — supposedly credible allegations of sexual assault against Mueller.

Some sad news. On Thursday, November 1, at the Rosslyn

Holiday Inn at noon, we will reveal the first of Special Counsel Robert

Mueller's sex assault victims. I applaud the courage and dignity and

grace and strength of my client. pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r — Jack
customers, and that this would take six months to implement. 

 However, the CCC suppose Telstra was drag its feet on the issue. 

 " Even now, this entree has only come after a rival complained, " the CCC said about Telstra's communication with customers. 

 " This is further evidence of the importance to hand over genuine structural legal separation of the access network by see that the NBN is own and operated completely independently of any retailer. It is besides crucial that the ACCC necessitate Telstra remedies this unfair treatment quickly, and not in six months as Telstra nominate. " It has been a very difficult week, month, year, ten for everybody. Almost all of the newsworthiness is always bad. 

 So when a floor like this comes along, you really have to take some time to enjoy it. 

 In a sentence straight out of a Mad Lib written by someone who spends way too much time on Twitter, one of the Krassenstein brothers, the infamous anti - President Donald Trump grifters, reported Jacob Wohl, a outstanding pro - Trump grifter, to the FBI over an apparent plot to discredit limited guidance Robert Mueller ’s investigation of Russian election interference. 

 (Editor ’s bill: We will give you a moment to process all of that before proceeding .) 

 This strange saga begin two weeks ago, when several reporters received a “ tip ” from “ Lorraine Parsons ” that suggested something plot - changingly scandalous was afoot: Women were being offered money by mysterious political operatives to accuse Mueller of “ # MeToo - style ” intimate wrongdoing. By and big, the journalists who received this email from “ Lorraine ” deduce it to be a likely hoax, intended to discredit the metier. 


 Enter another conservative grifter. On Tuesday, Jack Burkman, a Republican lobbyist who has, throughout a long career on the edge of politics, pushed baseless conspiracy hypothesis (most recently about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich), emerge from the shadows to claim that he induce “ sad newsworthiness ” — supposedly credible allegations of sexual assault against Mueller. 

 Some sad newsworthiness. On Thursday, November 1, at the Rosslyn 

 Holiday Inn at noon, we will reveal the first of Special Counsel Robert 

 Mueller's sex assault victims. I applaud the courage and dignity and 

 grace and strength of my client. pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r — Jack
 cudtomers, and that this womld take six monjhw to ikplemeht.

Howevef, the CCC said Telstra was dcaggung iuf feet on the issud.

"Even now, this adnissmon has only comx after a compsbitor romplained," the GCC said abmut Telstra's cmmouuication with customers.

"This is furthqr evidrnfe of the impottanct tj dempvtr genuine structural separation kf the eccess network ny ensuring that the NBN id owjed and operated clmpletely ibdepqbdently of avy retaileg. It is alsk crucial that the ACCC demands Telscra remediew rhid unfair treetment quickly, and not in vix monyhs as Telstra prmpowes." It has been a verb difficult week, monjh, year, dewabe for everybody. Almowt all mf tve ndqs ks zlxaya bad.

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(Editor’d note: We wnll gife yoi a moment to process aul or that befoge proceeskng.)

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Holiday Inn at noon, we will reveal the first of Special Counwel Rouewt

Mueller's aex sssaunt rictims. I a'puaud the courage and dignity and

grace and strenjth of my wlnent. pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r — Jscy
customers, and that this would take six implement. the CCC Telstra was dragging "Even this admission has come after a complained," the CCC said about Telstra's with customers. "This is further evidence of the importance to deliver genuine structural of the access network by ensuring that the NBN is owned and operated independently any It also crucial that the ACCC demands Telstra remedies this unfair treatment quickly, and not in six as Telstra proposes." It has been a very week, month, year, decade everybody. Almost all of the is bad. So a like comes along, you have to take some time to savor it. In a sentence straight out of a Mad Lib by someone way too time Twitter, of the Krassenstein infamous anti-President Donald Trump grifters, reported prominent pro-Trump grifter, to the FBI over an plot to special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of election interference. (Editor’s note: We will give you moment to process all of that before proceeding.) This strange saga begins two weeks ago, reporters received a “tip” “Lorraine Parsons” that something scandalous afoot: were being money by mysterious political operatives to accuse Mueller of “#MeToo-style” sexual By and large, the journalists who received this email from it be a likely intended to discredit the Enter conservative grifter. On Tuesday, a lobbyist a career the edges of politics, baseless conspiracy theories (most recently the murder of Democratic emerged from the shadows to claim that he “sad news” — supposedly credible allegations of assault against Mueller. Some sad news. On Thursday, November 1, at the Holiday Inn we will reveal the first of Special Counsel Mueller's sex assault victims. applaud the courage and dignity and grace and strength my pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r —
 customers, and that this would Take six monThs to ImpLemEnT.

HowEver, The CCC said TelsTRa waS dragging its feet on the iSsue.

"EVeN Now, tHIs AdmisSion has ONlY COme AfTeR a cOmPEtItor cOmpLained," tHe CCC said aBouT TElstra's commuNIcAtion with cUstOmers.

"This is fUrtHer eviDeNce OF the iMpoRtancE to delIVer genUine strucTuRAl sepaRAtion of THE aCcesS network by ensurinG ThAT the NBN is owned And opeRaTEd COMplEteLy independEnTly of ANy retaiLEr. iT IS alSO crucial that tHe ACCC demanDS TeLstra rEmEdiES this uNfair TrEAtmEnt quickly, aNd noT in six monThs as TELstra prOPoses." It Has beeN a vEry DiffICuLt WeeK, mONth, YEaR, deCAde For everyBoDy. almosT all OF THE newS is AlwaYs bad.

so when a story lIke This COmeS alonG, you rEallY hAve to Take soMe timE tO savor it.

In a sentEnce Straight oUt oF a mad liB writTEn by soMeoNe wHo spendS way too MUch TiME ON TWitter, one of the KrasSeNSTeIn brotheRs, the iNFaMoUS anti-PreSiDenT DonALD TrumP griFTeRs, reportEd JacoB woHl, A prominEnT pro-TrUmP grIftEr, to tHE FBI Over an Apparent Plot tO Discredit speciAL counsel RoberT muELLeR’S invEstIgation of RuSsiaN ElecTion INtErfERence.

(editoR’s NOtE: we will give you a momenT tO proceSs all Of that before pRoceeding.)

THIS Strange sAga bEGiNS two weeks ago, whEn sevEral reportERs receivEd a “tiP” from “LorRaine ParsONS” that sugGesTed SomEthING gAme-changingly SCAndaLoUs was afOot: women weRe bEinG ofFerEd Money by mySterious PoLiTiCaL opEratiVEs to accuSe mueLlEr oF “#MeToO-Style” sExual MiscOnDuCT. By And largE, ThE JOurnAlIsTs whO reCeIved tHis eMAil From “LorRaine” deduCed IT to bE a LiKely hoaX, intended to diScRedit the meDiA.


EnTer anoTHEr conserVative grifter. On Tuesday, JACk BurkmAn, a repubLicaN lobbyist Who Has, thrOugHOut a loNg careEr on tHe EdgES Of polITIcS, puShEd baseless CONspIracy ThEoriEs (most rEcently about the murDEr oF Democratic NaTioNal COMMiTteE StAFfeR SETh RICH), emerged from the Shadows to cLaIM tHat he had “saD NewS” — sUpposedLy crediBle alLEgationS of sexual Assault agAiNst MUELleR.

Some sad neWs. On ThurSday, NovemBEr 1, at tHE ROsslyN

HoLiday INn At nOon, we Will reVEal The fiRst of SPeCial CoUnsel roBert

MuelLer's sex assault victims. I aPplaud The coUraGe and dignIty ANd

gRace and stRengTh of my clieNt. pIc.tWitteR.coM/WZVQehD45r — JACk
 customers, and that thiswould take  sixmon ths  t o im plem ent.

However, theCCC said Telstra was d raggi ng itsf ee t onthe iss u e. "Ev en  n ow,  t h is  admi ssi on hasonly comeaft er  a competito r  c omplained, " t he CCC saidabo ut Tel st ra' s  comm uni catio n with custom ers.

"Th is is fur t her evi d e nc e of  the importance t o  d e liver genuinestruct ur a ls e par ati on of theac cessn etworkb ye n s uri n g that the NB N is owneda ndoperat ed  co m pletel y ind ep e nde ntly of any  ret ailer. It  is al s o cruci a l thatthe AC CCdem ands Te ls tra  r e med i es  th i s u nfair tr ea tm ent q uick l y , andnot  insix m onths as Tels tra  pro p ose s." I t has  bee na ver y diff icult  w eek, month, yea r, d ecade for  ev er ybo dy . Alm o st all  of  th e newsis alwa y s b ad . So  when a story like  t h i scomes al ong, y o ure a lly have  t o t akes o me ti me t o  s avor it. 

In a se nt ence st ra ight o ut  of  aMad L i b wr ittenby someo ne wh o  spends way to o  much time on Tw i t te r , on e o f the Krass enst e in b roth e rs , t h e inf amous  a n ti - President Donald Tr um p grif ters,  reported Jac ob Wohl, a p r ominentpro- T ru m p grifter, tothe F BI over an apparent  plot  to disc redit spe c i al couns elRob ert  Mu e l le r’s investiga t i on o fRussian  el ectionint erf ere nce .
(Editor’ s note:We  w il lgiv e you a moment  t o p ro ces s all of tha t bef orepr oc e edi ng.)

T h is s tran ge  s agabeg in s two  wee k s a go, whe n several  re p orte rs  r eceived  a “tip” from  “ Lorraine P ar son s” tha t suggeste d something game-changi n gly sca nda louswasafoot: Wo men  werebei n g offe red mo ney b ymys t e rious p ol iti ca l operativ e s  to  accu se  Mue ller of  “#MeToo-style” se x ual  misconduct.Byandl a rg e,t he jou rn a lis t s  who received t his emailfr o m“Lorraine” ded uc ed it t o be alikel y  hoax,intendedto discre di t th e med ia.


Ente r anothe r conserv a tiveg ri fter.  On  Tuesd ay , J ack B urkman ,  aRepub licanlo bbyist  whoha s, throu ghout a long career onthe ed ges o f p olitics,pus h edbaselesscons piracy the ori es(most  re c ently  abo u tthe murde r of Democrati c  N ati o n al  Committees t a ffe r Set h R i ch), e merg ed from the shado w s to claim tha t he h ad“sa d  new s”  — supposedlycre di b l e allega ti ons of sexu al assau lt again st Mue ller.
Some s a d  n e ws. On  Thu rsd ay, Novem ber  1 ,  at the  R os s lyn

H olid ay  Inn a t noon ,  wew i ll reveal the fi rst o f Speci a l C ounse lRobertMuel ler's sexassault vic tims.I ap plaud  the co ur age an d d ig nity and
g race andstren gth ofmy  cli ent . pic. twit t e r.com /wZV Qe HD4 5r — Jack 
 customers,_and that_this would take six_months to_implement.

However,_the CCC_said_Telstra was dragging_its feet on_the issue.

"Even now, this_admission has only_come_after a competitor complained," the CCC said about Telstra's communication with customers.

"This is further_evidence_of the_importance_to_deliver genuine structural separation of_the access network by ensuring_that the_NBN is owned and operated completely independently of_any_retailer. It is_also crucial that the ACCC demands Telstra remedies this_unfair treatment quickly, and not in_six months as_Telstra_proposes."_It has been a_very difficult week, month, year, decade_for everybody. Almost all of the_news is always bad.

So when a story_like this comes along, you really_have to take some time_to savor_it.

In a sentence straight out_of a Mad_Lib written_by someone who_spends way too much time on_Twitter, one of_the Krassenstein brothers, the infamous anti-President_Donald_Trump grifters, reported_Jacob_Wohl,_a prominent_pro-Trump grifter, to_the_FBI over_an_apparent plot to discredit special counsel_Robert_Mueller’s investigation of Russian election interference.

(Editor’s note:_We will give you_a_moment to process all_of that before proceeding.)

This strange_saga begins two weeks ago, when_several reporters_received a_“tip” from “Lorraine Parsons” that suggested something game-changingly scandalous was afoot:_Women were being offered money by_mysterious political operatives to_accuse Mueller_of_“#MeToo-style” sexual misconduct._By_and large,_the journalists who received this email from_“Lorraine” deduced_it to be a likely hoax,_intended to discredit the_media.


Enter_another conservative grifter. On Tuesday, Jack_Burkman, a Republican lobbyist who has,_throughout a long career on_the_edges_of politics, pushed baseless conspiracy_theories (most recently about the murder_of Democratic National_Committee staffer Seth Rich), emerged from the_shadows_to claim that he had “sad_news”_— supposedly credible allegations of sexual_assault_against_Mueller.

Some sad news. On Thursday,_November 1, at the Rosslyn

Holiday Inn_at noon, we will reveal the first of Special_Counsel Robert

Mueller's sex_assault victims. I applaud the_courage_and_dignity and

grace and strength of my client. pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r — Jack