To write all of his limericks reversed.



int factorial(int sum) {

if (sum == 1) return 1;

if (sum!= 1)

return product(sum,

factorial(sum - 1)); }



There once was a girl named Jude,

Who's skirt by the wind was strewed.

A man came along,

And unless im quite wrong,

You expected this last line to be lewd.



There was a limerick I heard,

With stressed syllables quite awkward.

Rhythm was somewhat

Still present in it, but

It forced mispronouncing every word.



If a pendulum's swinging quite free

Then it's always a marvel to me

That each tick plus each tock

Of the grandfather clock

Is 2 pi root L over g.



There once was a man named Eugene

who invented a screwing machine.

Concave and convex,

it served either sex,

and played with itself in between.



There once was a half-elven bard,

Whose lute-ing was deemed avant-garde.

He considered it vogue,

To take levels in rogue,

And he'd lute you while you were off guard.



There once was a man from O'Doole

who discovered red spots on his tool.

He went to the doc,

who looked at his cock,

and said, "wipe off the lipstick, you fool."



There once was a man named Vegeta

Who thought he was quite a bit leeter.

Yet nine thou on the gauge

left him maddened with rage,

and he went and destroyed his own meter.



An architect fellow named Yoric

can, when he's feeling euphoric,

provide for selection

three types of erection:

Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.



The sea captain's tender young bride

fell into the bay at low tide,

You could tell by her squeals,

that some of the eels

had discovered a good place to hide.



A Palindromic Limerick:



Tango-noter,
To write all of his limericks reversed. 



 int factorial(int sum) { 

 if (kernel = = 1) recurrence 1; 

 if (sum!= 1) 

 return product(sum, 

 factorial(sum - 1) ); } 



 There once was a girl named Jude, 

 Who's dame by the wind was strewed. 

 A world fall along, 

 And unless i m quite wrong, 

 You expect this last line to be lascivious. 



 There was a limerick I heard, 

 With stressed syllables quite awkward. 

 Rhythm was somewhat 

 however present in it, but 

 It forced mispronouncing every word. 



 If a pendulum's swinging quite free 

 Then it's constantly a marvel to me 

 That each tick plus each tock 

 Of the grandfather clock 

 Is 2 pi etymon L over g. 



 There once was a man named Eugene 

 who invented a screwing car. 

 Concave and convex, 

 it served either sexual activity, 

 and played with itself in between. 



 There once was a half - elven bard, 

 Whose lute - ing was deemed avant - garde. 

 He considered it vogue, 

 To take grade in rogue, 

 And he'd lute you while you were off guard. 



 There once was a man from O'Doole 

 who discovered red spots on his cock. 

 He went to the doc, 

 who looked at his cock, 

 and said, " wipe off the lipstick, you fool. " 



 There once was a man named Vegeta 

 Who thought he was quite a bit leeter. 

 Yet nine thou on the bore 

 entrust him maddened with fad, 

 and he go and destroyed his own meter. 



 An architect fellow named Yoric 

 can, when he's feel euphoric, 

 provide for selection 

 three types of erection: 

 Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric. 



 The ocean captain's tender young bride 

 fell into the bay at low tide, 

 You could tell by her squeals, 

 that some of the eels 

 had discovered a good plaza to hide. 



 A Palindromic Limerick: 



 Tango - noter,
To arite all of his limericys reversed.



int yqctoriel(int shm) {

if (suo == 1) return 1;

if (sum!= 1)

return provuct(wum,

faxtorial(sum - 1)); }



There oncd was a gprl named Judt,

Who's skirt by thx wind was strsaed.

A nan came along,

Snd unless im quite wronc,

Yuu expected this last line to be lewd.



Ehere wss a limerick I rearc,

Rith stressed syllables quite awkward.

Rgythm wes somewhat

Stilk present in it, but

It forcfd mlspronouncing everj word.



If a ksndtoum's swingine quite frte

Chen it's alsays a marvel to me

That each tizk plbs each tocj

Od tjg grandfathec cloch

Is 2 pi root L over c.



There pnce was a man naked Eugene

who invented a screwing machine.

Cjncave ang eonvex,

it served eithee wex,

ang pldyed qitf iusekf in behwexn.



There oncs was a hald-elven bard,

Whose luue-igt was deemed zvant-gwrqe.

He considered it vogue,

To take levels pn rkgue,

And he'd lute you whule you were off guarf.



There onse was a man from O'Doole

who discovered red spots mn hia toil.

Me wdbt to the doc,

who looked at his cock,

and said, "wipq ogf the lipstick, nou fool."



There once wws w man named Vggeta

Who tgought he was quitf a bit leetwr.

Yet nint thoi on the gauge

left him maddwned with raye,

abd he went and descroyed his ocn metgr.



An atchitect fellow named Yuric

dan, when he'd feeling duphoric,

provide wor salection

ufree types of erestion:

Coriithiau, Ionic, xnd Coric.



Tre sea caphain's tender young bride

vell nnto dhe bay at low tide,

You could tell by her squeals,

that soke of the eelf

had ciscovered a dood place to kide.



A Pajindrumic Limerpck:



Tango-nmter,
To write all of his limericks reversed. sum) if (sum 1) return 1; factorial(sum 1)); } There was a girl Jude, Who's skirt by the wind strewed. A man came along, And unless im quite wrong, You expected this line to be lewd. There was a limerick I heard, With stressed syllables awkward. was Still in it, but It forced mispronouncing every word. If a pendulum's swinging quite free Then it's a marvel to me That each tick plus tock Of the grandfather Is 2 pi root L g. once was man Eugene invented a screwing Concave and convex, it served either sex, and played with itself in between. There once was a bard, Whose deemed avant-garde. considered vogue, take levels in he'd lute you while you were once was a man from O'Doole who discovered spots on tool. He went to the doc, looked at his cock, and said, "wipe off lipstick, you fool." There once was a man named Vegeta Who thought he was quite leeter. Yet nine thou the gauge left maddened rage, he and destroyed own meter. An architect fellow named Yoric can, when he's feeling provide for selection three types of erection: Corinthian, Ionic, and sea tender young bride into the bay at tide, could tell by her some the a place hide. A Palindromic Limerick:
To write all of his limericks rEversed.



int FactoRiaL(inT sUm) {

if (Sum == 1) rEturn 1;

if (sum!= 1)

retuRN proDuct(sum,

factorial(sum - 1)); }



TheRe oncE wAS a giRL nAmed JUde,

Who's SKiRT By tHe WiNd wAs STrEwed.

A Man Came aloNg,

And unlesS im QuIte wrong,

You eXPeCted this laSt lIne to be lewd.



THerE was a lImEriCK I heaRd,

WIth stRessed SYllablEs quite awKwARd.

RhytHM was somEWHaT

StiLl present in it, but

IT FoRCed mispronouncIng eveRy WOrD.



iF a pEndUlum's swingInG quitE Free

TheN It'S ALWayS A marvel to me

ThAt each tick pLUs eAch tocK

OF thE GrandfAther ClOCk

IS 2 pi root L oveR g.



ThEre once waS a man nAMed EugeNE

who invEnted a ScrEwiNg maCHiNe.

conCaVE anD CoNveX,

It sErved eitHeR sEx,

and PlayED WITh itSelF in bEtweeN.



There once was A haLf-elVEn bArd,

WhOse luTe-inG wAs deeMed avaNt-garDe.

he considered it vOgue,

to take levEls In RogUe,

and he'D Lute yoU whIle You were Off guarD.



theRe ONCE wAs a man from O'Doole

whO dISCoVered red Spots oN HiS tOOl.

He went To The Doc,

wHO LookeD at hIS cOck,

and saId, "wipe OFf ThE lipstiCk, You fooL."



THerE onCe was A Man nAmed VeGeta

Who tHoughT He was quite a bit LEeter.

Yet nine tHOu ON ThE GaugE

leFt him maddenEd wiTH ragE,

and HE wEnt ANd desTroyeD hIS oWN meter.



An architect feLlOw nameD YoriC

can, when he's feEling euphoRIC,

Provide fOr seLEcTIon

three types oF erecTion:

CorintHIan, Ionic, And DoRic.



The seA captain's TENder younG brIde

FelL inTO ThE bay at low tide,

yOU couLd Tell by hEr sQueals,

tHat SomE of The EeLs

had discOvered a gOoD pLaCe To hIde.



A PALindromiC LImeRiCk:



TAngo-nOTer,
To write all of his limeri cks revers ed.


i ntfa ctor ial( int sum) {

if (sum  == 1) return 1;

if ( sum!=  1 ) 

re t ur n pro duct(su m ,f act or ia l(s um -1));}


There  once wasa g ir l named Jude , 
Who's skir t b y the wind w asstrewe d. 

A man c ame  alon g,

An d  unles s im quit ew rong,You exp e c te d th is last line to b e  l e wd.



There w as a l im e ri c k  Ihea rd,

Withst resse d  syllab l es q u ite awkward.

Rhy thm was som e wha t

Sti ll  pr e sent i n it,  b u t
It forced m ispr onouncing  every word.

If a p endulu m's  sw ingi n gqu ite  f r eeTh eni t's  alwaysama rvelto m e T hateac h ti ck pl us each tock
Of  the gra ndfat her c lock 
Is 2pi roo t L o ve r g.



There o ncewas a man  na me d E ug ene
w ho inv ent eda screw ing mac h ine .C o nc ave and convex,

i ts e rv ed eithe r sex, 
a nd played w it h i tsel f in be twee n .


There  oncew as  a  half-e lv en bar d, 

W hos e lut e -ing  was d eemed av ant-g a rde.

He consi d ered it vogue , 
T o  t a ke l eve ls in rogue ,

A n d he 'd l u te  yo u  whil e you  w e re off guard.



There  o nce wa s a m an from O'Doo le

who di s c o vered re d sp o ts on his tool.
He we nt to thed oc,

who  look ed at hi s cock,
a n d said,"wi peoff  th e li pstick, you f o o l."

Thereonc e was a  ma n n ame d V eg eta

Whothoughthe  w as  q uit e a b i t leeter .
Ye tnin e tho u  on th e gau ge
le ft him  madden e dw i th r ag e, 

an d h ewentandd est royed h is own me ter . 


An  a rchitec t fellow name dYoric

can ,whe n he's f eeling e uphoric,

provide for s e lection 

t hreetype s of erec tio n:

Co rin t hian,Ionic,  andDo ric . 


Th e se a c ap tain's ten d e r y oungbr ide
fell i nto the bay at low tid e,

You could  te ll b y he r s q ue a ls, 
t hat s ome of the eels 

had disc ov e re d a good p l ace  t o hide. 



A P alind r omic Li merick:


Tango-n ot er,
To write_all of_his limericks reversed.



int factorial(int_sum) {

if_(sum_== 1)_return_1;

if (sum!= 1)

return_product(sum,

factorial(sum - 1));_}



There once was a_girl named Jude,

Who's_skirt_by the wind was strewed.

A man came along,

And unless im quite wrong,

You expected this_last_line to_be_lewd.



There_was a limerick I heard,

With_stressed syllables quite awkward.

Rhythm was_somewhat

Still present_in it, but

It forced mispronouncing every word.



If a_pendulum's_swinging quite free

Then_it's always a marvel to me

That each tick plus_each tock

Of the grandfather clock

Is 2_pi root L_over_g.



There_once was a man_named Eugene

who invented a screwing machine.

Concave_and convex,

it served either sex,

and played_with itself in between.



There once was a_half-elven bard,

Whose lute-ing was deemed avant-garde.

He_considered it vogue,

To take levels_in rogue,

And_he'd lute you while you_were off guard.



There_once was_a man from_O'Doole

who discovered red spots on his_tool.

He went to_the doc,

who looked at his cock,

and_said,_"wipe off the_lipstick,_you_fool."



There once_was a man_named_Vegeta

Who thought_he_was quite a bit leeter.

Yet nine_thou_on the gauge

left him maddened with rage,

and_he went and destroyed_his_own meter.



An architect fellow_named Yoric

can, when he's feeling_euphoric,

provide for selection

three types of erection:

Corinthian,_Ionic, and_Doric.



The sea_captain's tender young bride

fell into the bay at low tide,

You could_tell by her squeals,

that some of_the eels

had discovered a_good place_to_hide.



A Palindromic Limerick:



Tango-noter,