 one and negative one. [shoots again, killing it] Now it's negative two, and me. But wait, wouldn't I be number one? I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. See, this is why you have to define your terms. If you don't, people die.

Episode 27 (April Fool's 2010) [ edit ]

Freeman: 'Tis true of the— [hears a noise from behind him] What be that noise? Arr, these caves be haunted, says I. But livin' and dead alike shall bow before the great Cap'n Freeman.

Freeman: [Shoots a marine with a shotgun] Arr, the bloodlettin' be flowin' over. I shows no quarter to lubbers such as thee. Ye calls yerselves marines but mariners I says yer not. I bet none of ye could rig a bunt-gasket 'round a mast and jigger if yer lives were hangin' in the balance!

Freeman: Now what'a we have here? An anti-scurvy machine. [headcrabs fall from the ceiling tiles] Shiver me timbers! [shoots them] By the powers! There be all manner o' queer beasties in this hold! I cares not for 'em.

Freeman: [speaking to a security guard] Ho thar, squire! What say ye to joinin' me crew? I gives ye my affidavi' I give ye yer cut of any loot we take. Guard: Okay, why not? Freeman: YA— [is interrupted by the guard] Guard: Didn't want to die alone anyway. Freeman: YARR! That be the spirit! Let us charge forth and paint the walls red with blood! Guard: I don't know if we should go any further, this doesn't look right. Freeman: Quakin' in yer booties now, are ye? You yellow-bellied sapsucker! Just follow me!

Episode 28 [ edit ]

Freeman: Arr, this scallywag be a right thorn in me side. Let it be known tha— [Begins coughing profusely] Eh, okay, that's enough of that. I've got another twenty years and a lot of whiskey-drinking before my voice sounds like that normally.

Freeman
one and negative one. [ shoots again, killing it ] Now it's damaging two, and me. But expect, wouldn't I be number one? I don't know what the sin I'm talking about. visit, this is why you have to define your condition. If you don't, people fail. 

 Episode 27 (April Fool's 2010) [ edit ] 

 Freeman:' Tis genuine of the — [ hears a randomness from behind him ] What be that noise? Arr, these caves be haunted, say I. But livin' and dead alike shall bow before the great Cap'n Freeman. 

 Freeman: [ Shoots a marine with a shotgun ] Arr, the bloodlettin' be flowin' over. I read no quarter to lubbers such as thee. Ye calls yerselves marine but mariners I says yer not. I bet none of ye could rig a bunt - gasket' round a mast and shot glass if yer lives were hangin' in the balance! 

 Freeman: Now what'a we have here? An anti - scurvy car. [ headcrabs fall from the ceiling tiles ] Shiver me timbers! [ shoots them ] By the powers! There be all manner o' curious beasties in this hold! I cares not for'em. 

 Freeman: [ speaking to a security guard ] Ho thar, squire! What say ye to joinin' me crew? I gives ye my affidavi' I give ye yer cut of any boodle we film. Guard: Okay, why not? Freeman: YA — [ is interrupted by the guard duty ] precaution: Didn't want to die alone anyhow. Freeman: YARR! That be the spirit! Let us charge away and paint the walls red with blood! Guard: I don't know if we should go any further, this doesn't look right. Freeman: Quakin' in yer booties now, are ye? You yellow - bellied sapsucker! Just come me! 

 Episode 28 [ edit ] 

 Freeman: Arr, this scalawag be a right thorn in me side. Let it be know tha — [ Begins coughing profusely ] Eh, okay, that's adequate of that. I've got another twenty long time and a lot of whiskey - drinking before my spokesperson sounds like that normally. 

 Freeman
 onf and negative one. [shootr again, killing it] Now it's nsgative gwo, and me. But wait, wouldn't M be numbtg one? I don't know whag the help I'm taljing qbout. See, vgis is why yoh havz vo define your jerms. If you don't, people dhe.

Dpnsode 27 (April Fool's 2010) [ edit ]

Freeman: 'Tif true pf the— [hears a njise srom behind him] What be that noise? Arr, these baves be haunted, xays I. But livin' and dead wlikf shall bow before the great Xap'n Dreeman.

Freemxn: [Shoots a marine witg a shotgun] Arr, the bloodlettin' be fkowin' over. I shlfs no quartxr to jubbers such as thee. Ye calks yerselves msriies vut mariners I says yxr not. I bet none of ye could rng a bunt-gasket 'round a mast and jigewr kf gec ljves wfre hangin' in the balancw!

Freeman: Now what'a ee yave here? An znti-sctrdy machine. [headcrabs fall from the ceilpng files] Shiver me timbers! [shoots them] By the plwers! Thewe be all manner o' queer beasties in this hold! I wares vot fjf 'el.

Freeman: [speaking to a security guard] Ho thar, aqiige! What say ye to joinin' me vrfw? Y gives ye my affidcbi' I give ye yer cut of any loot we take. Duarc: Okay, why not? Freeman: YA— [iw interrupteb bt the guard] Guard: Bidn't want tu dig alonr anyway. Freeman: YARR! Tkat be the spirit! Let us cgxrge forth and pxinn tha walls red with blood! Guawd: I don't knoc if we rhoukd go wny furtheg, this doesn't look right. Freelat: Quakin' ij yer booties now, are ye? You yellow-bellied saksuwkeg! Just fojlow ke!

Episode 28 [ eqit ]

Freeman: Art, this sccllywae be a riggt thori in me side. Let it be knman tha— [Beginv coughigg peofuwely] Eh, ukay, that's enoigh of thcu. I've got qnother twenty yeavs ana a lot of whiskzv-dtunking before ky xoise spuggs like that noroaluu.

Freeoan
one and negative one. [shoots again, killing it's two, and But wait, wouldn't don't what the hell talking about. See, is why you have to define terms. If you don't, people die. Episode 27 (April Fool's 2010) [ edit Freeman: 'Tis true of the— [hears a noise from behind him] What be noise? these be says I. But livin' and dead alike shall bow before the great Cap'n Freeman. Freeman: [Shoots marine with a shotgun] Arr, the bloodlettin' be over. I shows no to lubbers such as thee. calls marines but I yer I bet none ye could rig a bunt-gasket 'round a mast and jigger if yer lives were hangin' in the Freeman: Now have here? anti-scurvy [headcrabs from the ceiling me timbers! [shoots them] By the all manner o' queer beasties in this hold! cares not 'em. Freeman: [speaking to a security Ho thar, squire! What say ye to joinin' crew? I gives ye my affidavi' I give ye yer cut of any loot we Okay, why not? Freeman: [is interrupted by guard] Didn't to alone anyway. YARR! That be the spirit! Let us charge forth and paint walls red with blood! Guard: I don't know if we any this doesn't look Freeman: Quakin' in yer now, ye? You yellow-bellied sapsucker! me! 28 Freeman: this be a right thorn me side. Let it be tha— [Begins coughing profusely] that. I've got another twenty years and a of whiskey-drinking before my voice sounds like normally. Freeman
 one and negative one. [shoots agAin, killing It] Now It's NegAtIve tWo, anD me. But wait, woulDN't I bE number one? I don't know whaT the hElL i'm taLKiNg aboUt. See, thIS iS WHy yOu HaVe tO dEFiNe youR teRms. If yoU don't, peoplE diE.

EPisode 27 (April FOOl'S 2010) [ edit ]

FreemAn: 'TIs true of the— [hEarS a noisE fRom BEhind Him] what bE that nOIse? Arr, These caveS bE HaunteD, Says I. BuT LIvIn' anD dead alike shall boW BeFOre the great Cap'N FreemAn.

fReEMAn: [SHooTs a marine wItH a shoTGun] Arr, tHE bLOODleTTin' be flowin' ovEr. I shows no qUArtEr to luBbErs SUch as tHee. Ye CaLLs yErselves marInes But marineRs I sayS Yer not. I BEt none oF ye couLd rIg a Bunt-GAsKeT 'roUnD A maST aNd jIGgeR if yer liVeS wEre haNgin' IN THE balAncE!

FreEman: NOw what'a we have HerE? An aNTi-sCurvy MachiNe. [heAdCrabs Fall frOm the CeIling tiles] ShiveR me tImbers! [shoOts ThEm] BY tHe powERs! TherE be All Manner o' Queer beAStiEs IN THiS hold! I cares not for 'eM.

FREEmAn: [speakiNg to a sECuRiTY guard] Ho ThAr, sQuirE! wHat saY ye tO JoInin' me crEw? I givES yE mY affidaVi' i give yE yEr cUt oF any lOOt we Take. GuArd: Okay, wHy not? fReeman: YA— [is inteRRupted by the guARd] gUArD: didn'T waNt to die alonE anyWAy. FrEemaN: yArR! THAt be tHe spiRiT! leT Us charge forth and paiNt The walLs red With blood! GuarD: I don't know IF WE should gO any FUrTHer, this doesn't lOok riGht. Freeman: qUakin' in yEr booTies now, aRe ye? You yeLLOw-bellieD saPsuCkeR! JuST FoLlow me!

Episode 28 [ EDIt ]

FrEeMan: Arr, tHis ScallywAg bE a rIghT thOrN in me side. let it be kNoWn ThA— [BEgiNs couGHing profUsEly] eh, OkaY, that'S Enough Of thaT. I've GoT aNOthEr twentY YeARS and A lOt Of whIskEy-DrinkIng bEForE my voicE sounds liKe tHAt noRmAlLy.

FreemAn
 one and negative one. [sh oots again , kil lin g i t]  Now  it' s negative two ,  and  me. But wait, wouldn' t I b en umbe r  o ne? I  don'tk no w wha tth e h el l  I 'm ta lki ng abou t. See, th isis  why you hav e  t o define y our  terms. If y oudon't,  p eop l e die .
Episo de 27( AprilFool's 20 10 )  [ edi t  ]

Fre e m an : 'T is true of the— [ h ea r s a noise from  behin dh im ] Wha t b e that noi se ? Arr ,  thesec av e s beh aunted, saysI. But livi n ' a nd dea dali k e shal l bow  b e for e the great  Cap 'n Freema n.

Fr e eman: [ S hoots a  marin e w ith  a s h ot gu n]Ar r , t h eblo o dle ttin' be  f lo win'over . I show s n o qu arter  to lubbers s uch  ast hee . Yecalls  yer se lvesmarine s but  m ariners I saysyernot. I be t n on e o fye co u ld rig  abun t-gaske t 'roun d  ama s t an d jigger if yer li ve s we re hangi n' int he  b a lance!
Fr eem an:N o w wha t'aw ehave her e? Ana nt i- scurvyma chine.  [ hea dcr abs f a ll f rom th e ceilin g til e s] Shiver me t i mbers! [shoot s  t h e m] By t hepowers! The re b e  all  man n er  o' queer  beas ti e si n this hold! I care snot fo r 'em .

Freeman: [ speaking t o a  securit y gu a rd ]  Ho thar, squi re! W hat say ye to joini n' me  crew? I  gives ye m y affida vi'  Igiv e y e ye r cut of anyl o ot w etake. G uar d: Okay , w hynot ? F re eman: YA—  [is int er ru pt ed  by  theg uard] Gu ar d:Di dn' t wan t  to di e alo ne a ny wa y . F reeman: YA R R ! Th at  b e th e s pi rit!Letu s c harge f orth andpai n t th ewa lls red  with blood!Gu ard: I don 't  kn ow ifw e  shouldgo any further, this do e sn't lo okright . Fr eeman: Qu aki n' inyer bootie s now,  areye ? Y o u  yell o w -b ell ie d sapsucke r !  Ju st fo ll ow m e!

Epi sode 28 [ edit ]
F ree man: Arr, thi s s call y w ag  be ar igh tt hor n in me side. Let  it be kno wn th a— [Begins cou gh ing pro fusely]  Eh,o kay, th at's enou gh of tha t.  I'v e got  another t wenty ye ars and a lot o f  w hiske y-d rinkin gbef ore m y voic e  so undslike t ha t norm ally. 
Freeman
 one_and negative_one. [shoots again, killing_it] Now_it's_negative two,_and_me. But wait,_wouldn't I be_number one? I don't_know what the_hell_I'm talking about. See, this is why you have to define your terms. If_you_don't, people_die.

Episode_27_(April Fool's 2010) [ edit_]

Freeman: 'Tis true of the—_[hears a_noise from behind him] What be that noise?_Arr,_these caves be_haunted, says I. But livin' and dead alike shall_bow before the great Cap'n Freeman.

Freeman:_[Shoots a marine_with_a_shotgun] Arr, the bloodlettin'_be flowin' over. I shows no_quarter to lubbers such as thee._Ye calls yerselves marines but mariners I_says yer not. I bet none_of ye could rig a_bunt-gasket 'round_a mast and jigger if_yer lives were_hangin' in_the balance!

Freeman: Now_what'a we have here? An anti-scurvy_machine. [headcrabs fall_from the ceiling tiles] Shiver me_timbers!_[shoots them] By_the_powers!_There be_all manner o'_queer_beasties in_this_hold! I cares not for 'em.

Freeman:_[speaking_to a security guard] Ho thar, squire!_What say ye to_joinin'_me crew? I gives_ye my affidavi' I give_ye yer cut of any loot_we take._Guard: Okay,_why not? Freeman: YA— [is interrupted by the guard] Guard: Didn't_want to die alone anyway. Freeman:_YARR! That be the_spirit! Let_us_charge forth and_paint_the walls_red with blood! Guard: I don't know_if we_should go any further, this doesn't_look right. Freeman: Quakin'_in_yer booties now, are ye? You_yellow-bellied sapsucker! Just follow me!

Episode 28_[ edit ]

Freeman: Arr, this_scallywag_be_a right thorn in me_side. Let it be known tha—_[Begins coughing profusely]_Eh, okay, that's enough of that. I've_got_another twenty years and a lot_of_whiskey-drinking before my voice sounds like_that_normally.

Freeman