 2004. He had some excruciating headaches and suffered short-term memory loss.

"And," he adds, looking at me, "I suffered short-term memory loss."

You may Google yourself from time to time, but George Clooney doesn't. How could he? It's different for him. It's overwhelming. Its infinite madness could disintegrate a man's personality. "George Clooney" pops up on nearly 11 million sites on the Internet. Spend a day browsing these sites and you will find unfathomable rage and baffling adoration. You will find America with all its insane colors refracted through the prism of George Clooney.

But George Clooney is also a brave man, and today he has agreed to spend a couple of hours exploring what the Internet has to say about George Clooney. A sort of This Is Your Virtual Life. Today he will see things that shock him, scare him, and make him shake with laughter. He will see things so disturbing that he will walk out of the room horrified. Also, he will see his own nipples.

But for now, a little after 9:00 a.m., as we zip down the FDR Drive to the loft where the Esquire photo crew is waiting, he's reading aloud his comparatively friendly user-generated biography:

He secretly financed and executive-produced a political thriller short film called The Endgame Study in 2006.

"Never heard of that. It was so secret, I have no idea what they're talking about."

It is rumored that Clooney was the one to have circulated the videotape of Jesus vs. Santa (the video greeting card that gave birth to South Park) around the Los Angeles area in 1995.

"There's truth to that."

Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each bet him $10,000 that he would be a father before he turned forty.

"When I turn forty, I'll let you know about that."

Clooney stirred up controversy for his remarks about Charlton Heston, saying Charlton Heston "announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's."

"I wrote him a letter saying I usually avoid making jokes at people's expense, so I'm sending you an apology, and I got a really nice letter back from his wife."

His entry finishes with the Heston flap. "
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 His entry end with the Heston flap. "
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 2004._He had_some excruciating headaches and_suffered short-term_memory_loss.

"And," he_adds,_looking at me,_"I suffered short-term_memory loss."

You may Google_yourself from time_to_time, but George Clooney doesn't. How could he? It's different for him. It's overwhelming._Its_infinite madness_could_disintegrate_a man's personality. "George Clooney"_pops up on nearly 11_million sites_on the Internet. Spend a day browsing these_sites_and you will_find unfathomable rage and baffling adoration. You will find_America with all its insane colors_refracted through the_prism_of_George Clooney.

But George Clooney_is also a brave man, and_today he has agreed to spend_a couple of hours exploring what the_Internet has to say about George_Clooney. A sort of This_Is Your_Virtual Life. Today he will_see things that_shock him,_scare him, and_make him shake with laughter. He_will see things_so disturbing that he will walk_out_of the room_horrified._Also,_he will_see his own_nipples.

But_for now,_a_little after 9:00 a.m., as we_zip_down the FDR Drive to the loft_where the Esquire photo_crew_is waiting, he's reading_aloud his comparatively friendly user-generated_biography:

He secretly financed and executive-produced a_political thriller_short film_called The Endgame Study in 2006.

"Never heard of that. It was_so secret, I have no idea_what they're talking about."

It_is rumored_that_Clooney was the_one_to have_circulated the videotape of Jesus vs. Santa_(the video_greeting card that gave birth to_South Park) around the_Los_Angeles area in 1995.

"There's truth to_that."

Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each_bet him $10,000 that he_would_be_a father before he turned_forty.

"When I turn forty, I'll let_you know about_that."

Clooney stirred up controversy for his remarks_about_Charlton Heston, saying Charlton Heston "announced_again_today that he is suffering from_Alzheimer's."

"I_wrote_him a letter saying I_usually avoid making jokes at people's_expense, so I'm sending you an apology, and I_got a really_nice letter back from his_wife."

His_entry_finishes with the Heston flap. "