 who say “virtual reality.” Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol. Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table.

Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and Ramones concerts. Punches out people who say “virtual reality.” Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol. Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table. IDIOT: Reads Time and Newsweek—and believes them. Drinks Jagermeister. Tries to pick up close blood relations—often succeeds, producing next generation of idiots.

1992 Presidential Election:

TECHNICAL THUG: Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book.

Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he liked Tipper.

Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he liked Tipper. MANIAC: Frank Zappa.

Frank Zappa. IDIOT: Perot.

1996 Presidential Election:

TECHNICAL THUG: Richard Stallman — Larry Wall.

Richard Stallman — Larry Wall. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Nixon — Buchanan.

Nixon — Buchanan. MANIAC: Frank Zappa.

Frank Zappa. IDIOT: Quayle.

Compound System Administrators:

TECHNICAL FASCIST: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent folk from ever using more than their fair share of system resources. Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees.

Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent folk from ever using more than their fair share of system resources. Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees. TECHNICAL MANIAC: Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system, but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby nodes as beta test sites for worms.

Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system, but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby nodes as beta test sites for worms. TECHN
who say “ virtual reality. ” Drinks damn near anything, but favor Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and texture alcohol. Hangs out in neighborhood bar and test to pick up MOTAS by drinking stevedore under the table. 

 Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and Ramones concerts. punch out people who say “ virtual world. ” Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol. attend out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking stevedore under the table. IDIOT: Reads Time and Newsweek — and believes them. Drinks Jagermeister. test to pick up close rake relations — frequently succeeds, producing next generation of idiots. 

 1992 Presidential Election: 

 TECHNICAL THUG: Clinton, but merely because he liked Gore's book. 

 Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he liked Tipper. 

 Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he liked Tipper. MANIAC: Frank Zappa. 

 Frank Zappa. IDIOT: Perot. 

 1996 Presidential Election: 

 TECHNICAL THUG: Richard Stallman — Larry Wall. 

 Richard Stallman — Larry Wall. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Nixon — Buchanan. 

 Nixon — Buchanan. MANIAC: Frank Zappa. 

 Frank Zappa. IDIOT: Quayle. 

 Compound System Administrators: 

 TECHNICAL FASCIST: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent folk from ever using more than their fair parcel of system resources. result overhead and load brings system to its knee. 

 Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent folk from always using more than their fair share of system resources. Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees. TECHNICAL MANIAC: Writes script that SEEM to be monitor the system, but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. practice nearby nodes as beta test sites for worms. 

 Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the organization, but are actually encrypting big lists of passwords. use nearby nodes as beta trial sites for worm. TECHN
 whl say “virtual reality.” Drlnks damn near autthing, but fzvors Wiud Turkey, Black Bush, and gramn aocohoo. Hangs out in neighbofhood bard and trues uo pick up MOTAS ug drinklug lohnshorzmxn under the tanle.

Reads Utte Reader and Kekn Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies agd Ramomed concerts. Punshes jut lvokle who say “virtual reality.” Drinka damn iear anything, bit favors Wild Turkey, Blacn Budh, and grain alcohll. Hangs ouj in beighborhood bars and urnes to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoreoen uuder the tavlw. IFHOT: Reads Tmme anq Newsweek—and believas them. Drinks Jagermcistec. Trues to pick up close ulood relations—often succeeds, pxoducing next generatuob of hdiods.

1992 Pfwsiaenuiak Slectiln:

TXCHNICAL THHG: Clinton, vut only because he lyjed Gore's booi.

Clintjn, but only because he liked Gore's book. AGMIHISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only becwuse he liked Tipper.

Bush. Possibly Clinton, but onlf beceure kc uukfd Tipper. MANIAC: Frank Zappa.

Frank Zappa. IDIOT: Leton.

1996 Presidential Elcction:

TECHNICAL THIG: Roshard Stallmav — Larxg Sall.

Richard Stallmwn — Larty Walo. ADMINISURATIFE FASCIST: Nixon — Buchanan.

Nuxon — Buchancn. NANIAC: Frank Zappa.

Yrank Zappa. NDIOT: Auaylr.

Compound System Adminirtrafors:

TECHNICWL FASCISF: Hacks kernel & wfitvs a horde of scripts to prevegt folk fcom erer usine mote than their faig shava of system resourfes. Rgsultitg overheaf and load brings system to its knees.

Hacks ketnen & frites a hordc of scripts to prevent folk yrom evex usine more thah their fair share of system revlurces. Resulving overread and load bfkngs system to its knees. TECHNICAO MANIAC: Writes scvipts fhat SEEM to be mobitoring the syxteo, btt ace acegally encrypding lafbe lirts of kcsscofds. Ises nearby nodes as betz test sites for wpris.

Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the systxm, but are sctoally encrypting large lists of passwordd. Ufes nearby njdes as beta tesc sites for worms. TECHN
who say “virtual reality.” Drinks damn near favors Turkey, Black and grain alcohol. and to pick up by drinking longshoremen the table. Reads Utne Reader and Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and Ramones concerts. Punches out people who say “virtual Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol. out neighborhood and to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table. IDIOT: Reads Time and Newsweek—and believes Drinks Jagermeister. Tries to pick up close blood succeeds, producing next generation idiots. 1992 Presidential Election: TECHNICAL Clinton, only because liked book. but only because liked Gore's book. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he liked Tipper. Bush. Possibly Clinton, only because Tipper. MANIAC: Zappa. Zappa. Perot. 1996 Presidential THUG: Richard Stallman — Larry Wall. Larry Wall. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Nixon — Buchanan. Nixon Buchanan. MANIAC: Zappa. Frank Zappa. IDIOT: Quayle. Compound Administrators: TECHNICAL FASCIST: Hacks kernel & writes a of scripts to prevent folk from ever using more than their fair share of system overhead and load brings to its knees. kernel writes horde scripts to folk from ever using more than their fair share of system Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees. TECHNICAL scripts SEEM to be the system, but are encrypting lists of passwords. Uses as test Writes that to be monitoring the but are actually encrypting large of passwords. Uses nearby for worms. TECHN
 who say “virtual reality.” DrinkS damn near aNythiNg, bUt fAvOrs WIld TUrkey, Black Bush, ANd grAin alcohol. Hangs out in neIghboRhOOd baRS aNd triEs to picK Up motAS By DrInkInG LoNgshoRemEn under The table.

ReAds utNe Reader and MEIn kampf. FaithFulLy attends DicKieS and RaMoNes COncerTs. PUncheS out peOPle who Say “virtuaL rEAlity.” DRInks damN NEaR anyThing, but favors WilD tuRKey, Black Bush, anD grain AlCOhOL. hanGs oUt in neighbOrHood bARs and trIEs TO PIck UP MOTAS by drinkIng longshorEMen Under tHe TabLE. IDIOT: reads tiME anD Newsweek—anD belIeves them. drinks jAgermeiSTer. TrieS to picK up CloSe blOOd ReLatIoNS—ofTEn SucCEedS, produciNg NeXt genEratION OF idiOts.

1992 presIdentIal Election:

TEcHNiCAL thUG: clintOn, but Only BeCause He likeD Gore'S bOok.

Clinton, but onLy beCause he liKed goRe's BoOk. ADMinISTRAtIVe FAsCIST: BuSh. PossiBLy CLiNTON, bUt only because he likEd tIPpEr.

Bush. PoSsibly cLiNtON, but only BeCauSe he LIKed TiPper. maNiAC: Frank zappa.

FRAnK ZAppa. IDIoT: perot.

1996 PReSidEntIal ElECtioN:

TECHNiCAL THUG: richaRD Stallman — Larry wAll.

Richard StaLLmAN — laRRy WaLl. AdMINISTRATIvE FAscIST: nixoN — buChaNAn.

NixOn — BucHaNAn. maNIAC: Frank Zappa.

FranK ZAppa. IDiOT: QuAyle.

Compound SYstem AdminISTRators:

TEcHNIcaL faSCIST: Hacks kerNel & wrItes a horde OF scripts To preVent folk From ever uSINg more thAn tHeiR faIr sHARe Of system resouRCEs. ReSuLting ovErhEad and lOad BriNgs SysTeM to its kneEs.

Hacks kErNeL & wRiTes A hordE Of scriptS tO prEvEnt Folk fROm ever Using More ThAn THeiR fair shARe OF SystEm ReSourCes. reSultiNg ovERheAd and loAd brings sYstEM to iTs KnEes. TECHnICAL MANIAC: WrItEs scripts tHaT SEeM to be MONitoring The system, but are actually ENcryptiNg lArge lIsts Of passworDs. USes neaRby NOdes as Beta teSt sitEs For WORms.

WrITEs ScrIpTs that SEEM TO Be mOnitoRiNg thE system, But are actually encrYPtiNg large lists oF paSswoRDS. USes NEaRBy nOdES as BETa test sites for wOrms. TECHN
 who say “virtual reality. ” Drinks d amn n ear  an yt hing , bu t favors WildT urke y, Black Bush, and gra in al co h ol.H an gs ou t in ne i gh b o rho od  b ars  a n dtries  to  pick u p MOTAS by  dr in king longsho r em en under t hetable.

Read s U tne Re ad era nd Me inKampf . Fait h fullyattends D ic k ies an d  Ramone s co ncer ts. Punches out p e op l e who say “vir tual r ea l it y . ” D rin ks damn ne ar  anyt h ing, bu t  f a v o rsW ild Turkey, B lack Bush,a ndgrainal coh o l. Han gs ou ti n n eighborhood  bar s and tri es top ick upM OTAS by  drink ing  lo ngsh o re me n u nd e r t h etab l e.IDIOT: R ea ds  Time  and N e w swee k—a nd b eliev es them. Drin ksJage r mei ster.  Trie s to  p ick u p clos e blo od  relations—ofte n su cceeds, p rod uc ing  n ext g e nerati onofidiots. 

1992P res id e n t ia l Election:

TECHN IC A L  T HUG: Cli nton,b ut  o n ly becau se  he  lik e d  Gore 's b o ok .

Clint on, bu t  o nl y becau se  he li ke d G ore 's bo o k. A DMINIS TRATIVEFASCI S T: Bush. Possi b ly Clinton, b u to n ly beca use  he liked T ippe r .

B ush. Po ssi b ly Cl inton ,b ut only because he lik ed  Tippe r. MA NIAC: Frank Z appa.

Fra n k Zappa. I DIOT :  P e rot.

1996 Pre siden tial Elect i on:

TEC HNICA L THUG:Richard S t a llman —Lar ryWal l.R ic hard Stallman —  Lar ry  Wall.ADM INISTRA TIV E F ASC IST :Nixon — B uchanan. 
Ni xo n— B uchan a n. MANIA C:  Fr an k Z appa. 
Frank  Zapp a. I DI OT :  Qu ayle.
C om p o undSy st em A dmi ni strat ors: 
TE CHNICAL  FASCIST:  Ha c ks k er ne l & wri tes a horde o fscripts to  p rev ent fo l k  from ev er using more than thei r  fair s har e ofsyst em resour ces . Resu lti n g over head a nd lo ad  br i n gs sy s t em  to  i ts knees.H ack s ker ne l &writesa horde of scripts toprevent folkfro m ev e r  u sin g  m o reth a n t h e ir fair share o f system r es o ur ces. Resul t ing  o verhead  and lo ad br i ngs sys tem to it s knees.TE CHNI C A L M ANIAC: Wri tes scri pts thatS EEM t o  b e mon ito ring t he  sy stem,  but a r e a ctual ly enc ry ptinglarge  l ists ofpasswords. Uses nearbynodesas be tatest site s f o r w orms.

Wr ites  scripts t hat  SE EM to  be monit orin g  t hes ystem , bu t  are actu a ll y e n c ry pting large l i sts  of p ass w ords.Uses  nearby nodes asb eta test sites  for w orm s.T ECHN 
 who_say “virtual_reality.” Drinks damn near_anything, but_favors_Wild Turkey,_Black_Bush, and grain_alcohol. Hangs out_in neighborhood bars and_tries to pick_up_MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table.

Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends_Dickies_and Ramones_concerts._Punches_out people who say “virtual_reality.” Drinks damn near anything,_but favors_Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol. Hangs_out_in neighborhood bars_and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen_under the table. IDIOT: Reads Time_and Newsweek—and believes_them._Drinks_Jagermeister. Tries to pick_up close blood relations—often succeeds, producing_next generation of idiots.

1992 Presidential Election:

TECHNICAL_THUG: Clinton, but only because he liked_Gore's book.

Clinton, but only because he_liked Gore's book. ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:_Bush. Possibly_Clinton, but only because he_liked Tipper.

Bush. Possibly_Clinton, but_only because he_liked Tipper. MANIAC: Frank Zappa.

Frank Zappa._IDIOT: Perot.

1996 Presidential_Election:

TECHNICAL THUG: Richard Stallman — Larry_Wall.

Richard_Stallman — Larry_Wall._ADMINISTRATIVE_FASCIST: Nixon_— Buchanan.

Nixon —_Buchanan._MANIAC: Frank_Zappa.

Frank_Zappa. IDIOT: Quayle.

Compound System Administrators:

TECHNICAL FASCIST:_Hacks_kernel & writes a horde of scripts_to prevent folk from_ever_using more than their_fair share of system resources._Resulting overhead and load brings system_to its_knees.

Hacks kernel_& writes a horde of scripts to prevent folk from ever_using more than their fair share_of system resources. Resulting_overhead and_load_brings system to_its_knees. TECHNICAL_MANIAC: Writes scripts that SEEM to be_monitoring the_system, but are actually encrypting large_lists of passwords. Uses_nearby_nodes as beta test sites for_worms.

Writes scripts that SEEM to be_monitoring the system, but are_actually_encrypting_large lists of passwords. Uses_nearby nodes as beta test sites_for worms. TECHN