 why I voted for Hillary in the 2016 primary). And Joe Rogan endorsed him. With Bari Weiss on as his guest. And he’s holding a rally with Vampire Weekend next month. I’m not saying the cure is worse than the disease, but it’s certainly got no shortage of side effects. If I support Bernie long enough I’ll probably end up affecting his Frankenstein underbite. Fire bad!

Why he’ll suck as president

Bernie would be 79 years old on his inauguration day, beating Trump as the oldest inaugurated president in U.S. history. He’s really fucking old. And I know it was nice to see him quickly recover from a heart attack in October and get right back out on the trail, but that doesn’t mean Bernie is tough. It means he’s at the age where spontaneous heart failure can happen anytime, anywhere. He won’t tap Marianne Williamson as his running mate, but he sure as hell better tap someone who adheres to her health and skincare regimen.

And even if Bernie does not drop dead while in office, he’s still not gonna accomplish anything useful. Bernie is a pleasant figurehead for a movement that needs a lot more than that.

One unhateable thing

His whole “fuck you we’re going to win” campaign ethos? I like it.

He’s gonna win this thing. I just hope he gets his shit together while he does. “My feet, arms, and legs are so sore,” I tell my wife over dinner. She laughs and tells me I haven’t left home, gone to the gym, or done anything other than write and play VR games the past few days. “I know,” I tell her. “That’s the point.”

Playing roomscale VR games is exhilarating, immersive, and downright exhausting. Punching discs back and forth in games of Ripcoil, reaching the far corners of the room for hours on end to put the tracking sensors through their paces, ducking and crouching during shootouts in Dead & Buried, killing hundreds of zombies in Arizona Sunshine, and trying to set a new home run record in VR Sports Challenge — these are all things that feel real when you do them in VR.

After spending over a week putting the Oculus Rift with Touch through its paces,
why I voted for Hillary in the 2016 primary). And Joe Rogan endorsed him. With Bari Weiss on as his guest. And he ’s reserve a rally with Vampire Weekend future month. I ’m not saying the cure is bad than the disease, but it ’s certainly got no dearth of english effects. If I back Bernie long enough I ’ll probably end up affecting his Frankenstein underbite. ardor bad! 

 Why he ’ll suck as president 

 Bernie would be 79 years previous on his inauguration day, beating Trump as the oldest inaugurated president in U.S. history. He ’s truly fucking old. And I know it was nice to learn him quickly recover from a heart attack in October and scram right back out on the trail, but that does n’t mean Bernie is tough. It mean he ’s at the age where spontaneous heart failure can happen anytime, anywhere. He wo n’t tap Marianne Williamson as his running mate, but he sure as hell better tap someone who adheres to her health and skincare regimen. 

 And even if Bernie does not drop dead while in office, he ’s still not gon na carry through anything useful. Bernie is a pleasant figurehead for a campaign that need a lot more than that. 

 One unhateable thing 

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Why he’ll suck as predidejt

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Why He’ll suck as presideNT

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OnE UnHATeABle tHinG

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 why I voted for Hillary i n the 2016  prim ary ).An d Jo e Ro gan endorsed h i m. W ith Bari Weiss on as h is gu es t . An d  h e’s h oldinga  r a l lywi th  Va mp i re  Week end  next m onth. I’mnot  s aying the cu r eis worse t han  the disease , b ut it’ scer t ainly  go t noshorta g e of s ide effec ts .  If Is upportB e rn ie l ong enough I’ll p r ob a bly end up aff ecting  h i sF r ank ens tein under bi te. F i re bad! 
W h y he’ l l suck as pre sident

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A nd ev e n if Bernie does no tdrop d ead w hile in offic e, he’s st i l l  not gon na a c co m plish anything  usef ul. Bernie is a ple asant  figureh ead for a m ovementtha t n eed s a l ot  more than th a t .

O ne  unhate abl e thing 

H iswho le“f uck you w e’re goi ng  t owi n”campa i gn ethos ?I l ik e i t.

H e ’s gon na wi n th is  t h ing . I jus t  h o p e he  g et s hi s s hi t tog ethe r  wh ile hedoes. “My  fe e t, a rm s,  and le gs are so sor e, ” I tell m ywif e over d inner. S he laughs and tells meI  haven’ t l eft h ome,  gone tothe  gym,ord one an ything  othe rtha n write a nd  pl ay  VR gamest h e p ast f ew  day s. “I k now,” I tell her.“ Tha t’s the point .”
Pla y i ng  ro o ms c ale  V R  ga m e s is exhilarati ng, immers iv e ,and downri g htex haustin g. Punc hingd iscs ba ck and fo rth in ga me s of R ipc oil, reach ing thefar corne r s oft he  room  fo r hour sonend t o putt hetrack ing se ns ors th rough  t heir pac es, ducking and crouchi ng dur ing s hoo touts inDea d  &Buried, k illi ng hundred s o f z ombie s i n  Ariz onaS un shi n e, an d tr y ing to se t  a  ne w ho me run reco r d inVR Sp ort s  Chall enge  — these are allt hings that fee l re a l  wh eny ou d othem in VR.

A fte rs p ending o ve r a week pu tting th eO culus  Riftwith T ouch th r o ug h  its p aces ,
 why_I voted_for Hillary in the_2016 primary)._And_Joe Rogan_endorsed_him. With Bari_Weiss on as_his guest. And he’s_holding a rally_with_Vampire Weekend next month. I’m not saying the cure is worse than the disease,_but_it’s certainly_got_no_shortage of side effects. If_I support Bernie long enough_I’ll probably_end up affecting his Frankenstein underbite. Fire bad!

Why_he’ll_suck as president

Bernie_would be 79 years old on his inauguration day,_beating Trump as the oldest inaugurated_president in U.S._history._He’s_really fucking old. And_I know it was nice to_see him quickly recover from a_heart attack in October and get right_back out on the trail, but_that doesn’t mean Bernie is_tough. It_means he’s at the age_where spontaneous heart_failure can_happen anytime, anywhere._He won’t tap Marianne Williamson as_his running mate,_but he sure as hell better_tap_someone who adheres_to_her_health and_skincare regimen.

And even_if_Bernie does_not_drop dead while in office, he’s_still_not gonna accomplish anything useful. Bernie is_a pleasant figurehead for_a_movement that needs a_lot more than that.

One unhateable_thing

His whole “fuck you we’re going_to win”_campaign ethos?_I like it.

He’s gonna win this thing. I just hope he_gets his shit together while he_does. “My feet, arms,_and legs_are_so sore,” I_tell_my wife_over dinner. She laughs and tells me_I haven’t_left home, gone to the gym,_or done anything other_than_write and play VR games the_past few days. “I know,” I_tell her. “That’s the point.”

Playing_roomscale_VR_games is exhilarating, immersive, and_downright exhausting. Punching discs back and_forth in games_of Ripcoil, reaching the far corners of_the_room for hours on end to_put_the tracking sensors through their paces,_ducking_and_crouching during shootouts in Dead_& Buried, killing hundreds of zombies_in Arizona Sunshine, and trying to set a new_home run record_in VR Sports Challenge —_these_are_all things that feel real when you do them in_VR.

After spending_over a week_putting the Oculus Rift with Touch through its paces,