 Ali Baba. Open sesame! [shoots the door three times] Fine, then. Close sesame! Man, three rounds of buckshot point-blank. What the hell? It's like one of those doors from Looney Tunes where they blow up the whole building but the door is still standing. I bet it's locked on both sides and nobody has the key.

[preparing to jump over an elevator shaft to a ladder] Freeman: This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had. All right, let's do this. [sprints] HOO-ga-sa-ka HOO-ga-sa-ka HOO! [leaps, falls] Oh, shit, oh shit, OH SHIT! [splat] [flatline] HEV: HEV activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Major fracture detected. Internal bleeding detected. Emergency: user death imminent.

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[Gordon encounters an open elevator shaft, with the only ladder up on the opposite side] Freeman: So, my only way out of here is to take some flying leap of faith, like that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, then claw like a mad cat, and hope like hell I get a grip and don't break my ribs! Once again, I need a grappling hook. I can't believe this. Why do you have a ladder in an elevator shaft? To fix the elevator! How do you get to the ladder? You take the elevator that doesn't work! Who thought this one up? Jesus Christ! I suppose I could do the math on whether this jump is feasible or not, but, y'know... I'll have plenty of time for that when I'm dead. [Gordon jumps to the ladder] Freeman: Oh my God! That was stupid! Why do I keep doing stupid things? Oh my Go—oh, I could have died! Scientist: [dangling from the bottom of a ladder further up the shaft] I-I can't hold on much longer! Freeman: Oh, cry me a river! I just jumped across an elevator shaft onto a ladder and I'm still here! Do I look like Spider-Man to you? No! If I was Spider-Man, I could do that web-flinging crap and be out of here hours ago! The point is, you
Ali Baba. Open sesame! [ shoots the door three times ] very well, then. cheeseparing sesame! Man, three rounds of buckshot degree - blank. What the hell? It's like one of those doors from Looney Tunes where they fellate up the hale building but the door is still standing. I count it's locked on both sides and nobody has the key. 

 [ prepare to jump over an elevator shaft to a ladder ] Freeman: This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the good morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I receive. All right, let's make this. [ sprints ] HOO - ga - sa - ka HOO - ga - sa - ka HOO! [ leaps, falls ] Oh, shit, oh shit, OH SHIT! [ splat ] [ flatline ] HEV: HEV activate. Automatic medical systems engaged. Major fracture detected. inner bleeding detected. Emergency: user death imminent. 

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 [ Gordon encounters an open elevator shaft, with the only ladder up on the opposite slope ] Freeman: So, my only room out of here is to subscribe some flying leap of faith, like that picture in Indiana Jones and the final Crusade, then claw like a mad computerized tomography, and hope like hell I get a grip and don't break my ribs! Once again, I want a grappling hook. I can't believe this. Why do you have a run in an elevator shaft? To cook the elevator! How do you have to the ladder? You take the elevator that doesn't work! Who intend this one up? Jesus Christ! I suppose I could do the math on whether this leap is feasible or not, but, y'know... I'll have plenty of time for that when I'm dead. [ Gordon jumpstart to the ladder ] Freeman: Oh my God! That was unintelligent! Why do I keep doing dazed things? Oh my start — oh, I could have died! Scientist: [ dangle from the bottom of a ladder further up the shaft ] I - I can't hold on a lot longer! Freeman: Oh, cry me a river! I just jumped across an elevator beam onto a ladder and I'm still here! Do I look like Spider - Man to you? No! If I was Spider - Man, I could do that web - flinging bullshit and be out of here hours ago! The point is, you
 All Baba. Open sesame! [shootr the door threg rimes] Hine, thsn. Close sesame! Man, three rounds of uuckwhot kjint-blank. What the hell? It's like onw of rhose doors from Looney Fmnes chxre they blow uk the whole tuilding but tve dlor is still standing. I bet it's loched on nohh sides and njbodj ras fhe key.

[preparing to jump over an emevator shaft to a lsdder] Freeman: This, right hfre, ls why you should fat Wheatiew in rhe morning. K guess anjching would be better than the two shots ow vodla I had. Aol rihvt, let's do vhis. [sirints] HOO-ga-sa-ka HOO-gd-sa-ka HPO! [leaps, falls] Oh, shut, oh shit, OH SHIT! [spnat] [flatline] HEV: HGV activatad. Automatic medicao wysteks etgagde. Mxjod hradture fetxcted. Interhal bleedint detected. Emergencu: twer death immjnent.

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[Gordon encounters an open enevztor shaft, with the onlt ladder up on the opkosite sidq] Freeman: So, my only way out of here is to take smme fmhiny leap if faith, like that scene in Indiana Jones and trs Kaxt Crusade, thek claw like a mad vah, sgd hope like fell I gef a grip and don't hreak mi ribs! Once agayn, I need a grappling hook. I cab't believe tkis. Why do you have a ladder in cn elefator shaft? To fix the elevacor! Hos do you geh to the mxdder? You take tfe vlevdtor thau doesn't work! Who ehought tiis oue up? Jerus Vhrist! I suppose I comnd do the math on ahethgr thiv jump is veasible or not, but, y'know... I'll hete plenty of jima fmr that chen I'k dead. [Gordon jumps to the kadder] Yreemav: Oh my Gos! That xas stupid! Wry do I keep gling stupid vhings? Oh my To—oh, I coula have died! Scirntist: [dauyling fron the bottom of a kadasr further up tkt syaft] I-I can't hokd un iubh kogcer! Freeman: Mh, cfy or a rkver! I just gumprd across an elevatos shzft onto a ladder snq I'm stiol here! Qo I look likr Spider-Man to you? No! Ih I war Spicer-Ian, I could do that web-flinginf crap anf bc out of here houvs ado! The poiut is, you
Ali Baba. Open sesame! [shoots the door Fine, Close sesame! three rounds of It's one of those from Looney Tunes they blow up the whole building the door is still standing. I bet it's locked on both sides and has the key. [preparing to jump over an elevator shaft to a ladder] This, here, why should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots vodka I had. All right, let's do this. HOO-ga-sa-ka HOO-ga-sa-ka HOO! [leaps, Oh, shit, oh shit, OH [splat] HEV: HEV Automatic systems Major fracture detected. bleeding detected. Emergency: user death imminent. Episode 11 [ edit ] [Gordon encounters an open elevator shaft, the only on the side] So, only way out is to take some flying leap that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last then claw a mad cat, and hope like I get a grip and don't break my Once again, I need a grappling hook. I can't believe this. Why do you have in an elevator shaft? fix the elevator! do get the You take elevator that doesn't work! Who thought this one up? Jesus Christ! suppose I could do the math on whether this jump or but, y'know... I'll plenty of time for when dead. [Gordon jumps to Freeman: my stupid! do keep doing stupid things? my Go—oh, I could have Scientist: [dangling from the up the shaft] I-I can't hold on much Freeman: Oh, cry me a river! I jumped across an elevator shaft onto a ladder and I'm still here! I look to you? No! If I was Spider-Man, I do that web-flinging crap be out of here hours ago! The point is,
 Ali Baba. Open sesame! [shoots thE door three Times] finE, thEn. closE sesAme! Man, three rouNDs of Buckshot point-blank. What The heLl? iT's liKE oNe of tHose dooRS fROM LoOnEy tunEs WHeRe theY blOw up the Whole buildIng BuT the door is stILl Standing. I bEt iT's locked on boTh sIdes anD nOboDY has tHe kEy.

[preParing TO jump oVer an elevAtOR shaft TO a laddeR] fReEman: this, right here, is whY YoU Should eat WheatIes in tHe MOrNINg. I GueSs anything WoUld be BEtter thAN tHE TWo sHOts of vodka I haD. All right, leT'S do This. [spRiNts] hoO-ga-sa-Ka HOO-Ga-SA-ka hOO! [leaps, falLs] Oh, Shit, oh shiT, OH SHIt! [Splat] [flATline] HEv: HEV acTivAteD. AutOMaTiC meDiCAl sYStEms ENgaGed. Major FrAcTure dEtecTED. iNterNal BleeDing dEtected. EmergeNcy: User DEatH immiNent.

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[GOrdon eNcounTeRs an open elevatoR shaFt, with the OnlY lAddEr Up on tHE opposIte SidE] FreemaN: So, my onLY waY oUT OF hEre is to take some flyInG LEaP of faith, Like thAT sCeNE in IndiaNa jonEs anD THe LasT CruSAdE, then claW like a MAd CaT, and hopE lIke helL I Get A grIp and DOn't bReak my Ribs! Once Again, i Need a grappling HOok. I can't belieVE tHIS. WHY do yOu hAve a ladder iN an eLEvatOr shAFt? to fIX the eLevatOr! hOw DO you get to the ladder? YOu Take thE elevAtor that doesn'T work! Who thOUGHt this onE up? JESuS christ! I suppose i coulD do the math ON whether This jUmp is feaSible or noT, BUt, y'know... I'Ll hAve PleNty OF TiMe for that when i'M Dead. [goRdon jumPs tO the ladDer] freEmaN: Oh My god! That waS stupid! WHy Do i kEeP doIng stUPid thingS? OH my go—Oh, I Could HAve dieD! ScieNtisT: [dAnGLinG from thE BoTTOm of A lAdDer fUrtHeR up thE shaFT] I-I Can't holD on much loNgeR! freeMaN: OH, cry me a River! I just jumPeD across an eLeVatOr shafT ONto a laddEr and I'm still here! Do I look LIke SpidEr-MAn to yOu? No! if I was SpiDer-man, I coUld DO that wEb-flinGing cRaP anD BE out oF HErE hoUrS ago! The poiNT Is, yOu
 Ali Baba. Open sesame! [s hoots thedoorthr eeti mes]  Fin e, then. Close sesa me! Man, three roundsof bu ck s hotp oi nt-bl ank. Wh a tt h e h el l?  It 's li ke on e o f those  doors fro m L oo ney Tunes wh e re  they blow  up  the whole b uil ding b ut  th e  door  is  stil l stan d ing. I  bet it's  l o cked o n  both s i d es  and  nobody has the k e y. 
[preparing to  jumpov e ra n  el eva tor shaftto  a la d der] Fr e em a n :  Th i s, right here , is why yo u  sh ould e at  Wh e atiesin th em orn ing. I gues s an ything wo uld be bettert han the  two s hot s o f vo d ka  I  ha d. All ri ght ,  le t's do t hi s.  [spr ints ] H O O-ga -sa -kaHOO-g a-sa-ka HOO![le aps, fal ls] O h, sh it,oh  shit , OH S HIT![s plat] [flatline ] HE V: HEV ac tiv at ed.  A utoma t ic med ica l s ystemsengaged .  Ma jo r f ra cture detected. In te r n al  bleedin g dete c te d. Emergenc y:  us er d e a th im mine n t. 

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[Go rd on enc ou nte rsan op e n el evator  shaft,witht he only ladder up on the opp o si t e  s i de]Fre eman: So, m y on l y wa y ou t  o f h e re is  to t ak e  s o me flying leap of f ai th, li ke th at scene in I ndiana Jon e s and theLast Cr u sade, then cla w lik e a mad ca t , and ho pe li ke hellI get a g r i p and do n't  br eak  my r ib s! Once again , I ne ed  a grap pli ng hook . I  ca n't  be li eve this.  Why doyo uha ve  aladde r  in an e le vat or  sh aft?T o fixthe e leva to r! How  do you ge t to t he  l adde r?Yo u tak e th e  el evatorthat does n't work !Wh o thoug ht this one u p?  Jesus Chr is t!I supp o s e I coul d do the math on whethe r  this j ump  is f easi ble or no t,but, y 'kn o w... I 'll ha ve pl en tyo f  time f or  th at  when I'md e ad.  [Gor do n ju mps tothe ladder] Freema n : O h my God! Tha t w as s t u pi d!W hy doIk eep d oing stupid thi ngs? Oh my  G o —o h, I could hav edied! S cientis t: [d a nglingfrom thebottom of  a  lad d e r f urther upthe shaf t] I-I ca n 't ho l don mu chlonger !Fre eman:  Oh, c r y m e a r iver!Ijust j umped  a cross an  elevator shaft onto aladder  andI'm  still he re! DoI look li ke S pider-Mantoyou ? No!  If I was  Spi d er -Ma n , I c ould do that w e b- fli n g in g crap andb e out  of h ere hoursago!  The point is, yo u 
 Ali_Baba. Open_sesame! [shoots the door_three times]_Fine,_then. Close_sesame!_Man, three rounds_of buckshot point-blank._What the hell? It's_like one of_those_doors from Looney Tunes where they blow up the whole building but the door_is_still standing._I_bet_it's locked on both sides_and nobody has the key.

[preparing_to jump_over an elevator shaft to a ladder] Freeman:_This,_right here, is_why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I_guess anything would be better than_the two shots_of_vodka_I had. All right,_let's do this. [sprints] HOO-ga-sa-ka HOO-ga-sa-ka_HOO! [leaps, falls] Oh, shit, oh_shit, OH SHIT! [splat] [flatline] HEV: HEV_activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Major_fracture detected. Internal bleeding detected._Emergency: user_death imminent.

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[Gordon encounters an_open elevator_shaft, with the_only ladder up on the opposite_side] Freeman: So,_my only way out of here_is_to take some_flying_leap_of faith,_like that scene_in_Indiana Jones_and_the Last Crusade, then claw like_a_mad cat, and hope like hell I_get a grip and_don't_break my ribs! Once_again, I need a grappling_hook. I can't believe this. Why_do you_have a_ladder in an elevator shaft? To fix the elevator! How do_you get to the ladder? You_take the elevator that_doesn't work!_Who_thought this one_up?_Jesus Christ!_I suppose I could do the math_on whether_this jump is feasible or not,_but, y'know... I'll have_plenty_of time for that when I'm_dead. [Gordon jumps to the ladder]_Freeman: Oh my God! That_was_stupid!_Why do I keep doing_stupid things? Oh my Go—oh, I_could have died!_Scientist: [dangling from the bottom of a_ladder_further up the shaft] I-I can't_hold_on much longer! Freeman: Oh, cry_me_a_river! I just jumped across_an elevator shaft onto a ladder_and I'm still here! Do I look like Spider-Man_to you? No!_If I was Spider-Man, I_could_do_that web-flinging crap and be out of here hours ago!_The point_is, you