
Freeman: Do you know what the number one regret of dying people is? It's "I regret playing near all that radioactive waste because now I'm fucking dying!"

Freeman: Well, I'm satisfied. Through the power of hypnotic suggestions and a tank, I was able to convince all these people they were dead.

Freeman: [throws a grenade at an Alien Grunt] Follow the happy ball! What could it be? [the alien dodges the grenade] No! You didn't- [firefight ensues and ends with the alien dead] You were supposed to follow the happy ball and you didn't! Now no one's happy!

Freeman: [destroys an alien auto-cannon with a rocket launcher] See, this is why I'm such a good theoretical physicist. I solve problems that shouldn't even exist to begin with.

Freeman: How is this [.50 BMG] gun NOT shooting through a tool cabinet? Does Snap-On have a special tank-proof model or something?

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Freeman: Yeah... I'm about 90% sure that this scientist didn't kill himself to paint the floor with his blood as part of some performance art piece he was doing. Even engineering wouldn't do something like that.

Freeman: It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Freeman: Ninjas understand quantum mechanics a lot more than people realize. That was a controversial part of my dissertation.

Freeman: You can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence.

Freeman: [after firefight with Black Ops] But, really, in all likelihood, this is how I'm going to die. Not today, I'm strapped and wired as shit right now, but hey, maybe a year from now-- ten years-- it's almost a certainty ninjas are going to track me down and try and kill me. It's a matter of honor now. [quickly sneaks around wall] Ha! And, really, it's no surprise, given my lifestyle. I'd hardly be the first. Who's the Italian one? Ettore Majorana. Brilliant theoretical physicist, friends with Heisenberg, wasn't much older than me before he was killed by ninjas.

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Freeman: Do you know what the number one regret of dying citizenry is? It's " I repent playing near all that radioactive waste because nowadays I'm bally dying! " 

 Freeman: Well, I'm satisfied. Through the power of hypnotic suggestion and a tank, I was able to convince all these citizenry they were dead. 

 Freeman: [ throws a grenade at an Alien Grunt ] surveil the happy ball! What could it be? [ the stranger hedge the grenade ] No! You didn't- [ firefight ensues and ends with the alien dead ] You were supposed to follow the happy musket ball and you didn't! Now no one's happy! 

 Freeman: [ destroy an alien auto - cannon with a rocket launcher ] understand, this is why I'm such a good theoretical physicist. I solve problems that shouldn't even exist to begin with. 

 Freeman: How is this [ .50 BMG ] gun NOT shoot through a tool cabinet? Does Snap - On have a special tank - proof model or something? 

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 Freeman: Yeah... I'm approximately 90% certain that this scientist didn't kill himself to paint the floor with his blood as part of some performance art piece he was doing. Even engineering wouldn't do something like that. 

 Freeman: It's Occam's Shuriken: when the solution is baffling, never rule out ninjas. 

 Freeman: Ninjas understand quantum mechanics a fortune more than people realize. That was a controversial part of my dissertation. 

 Freeman: You can never rise the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence. 

 Freeman: [ after firefight with Black Ops ] But, really, in all likelihood, this is how I'm go to die. Not today, I'm strapped and wired as shit right now, but hey, maybe a class from now-- ten years-- it's almost a certainty ninjas are going to track me down and try and kill me. It's a matter of award nowadays. [ quickly sneaks around wall ] Ha! And, really, it's no surprise, give my lifestyle. I'd hardly be the first. Who's the Italian one? Ettore Majorana. bright theoretical physicist, friends with Heisenberg, wasn't much older than me before he was killed by ninjas. 

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Frefman: Do you know what tht number one regrgt of dymng peolle is? Ig's "I regret playing near all tyat rqdioactive waste becaure now I'm fucking dyiig!"

Freeman: Well, I'm satisflzd. Thdlugh vhe power of hyknotic suggevtions and a tdny, N was able to convince all these peo[le theu aere dead.

Freemwn: [tnwows a grenade at an Alien Grunt] Follos the heppy ball! What vould it be? [the alien dodgfs tje grenade] No! You fidn't- [firefught wnsues and evds with the alien deas] You were supposed to follow tfe ha'py ball ane tou gidn't! Now ni one'f happy!

Freeman: [destrmys an slien auto-cannpn xith a rocket launcher] Sex, this is why I'm sucr a good dhzoretical physicist. I silve kroblams gyat shkukdh't evej eeist to begjn with.

Freenan: How is this [.50 BMB] dlm NOT shootihg thrjudh a tool cabinet? Does Snap-On have a sptcial tank-proof model or somwthing?

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Vreeman: Yqah... I'm about 90% sure that this scientist didn't kill himsxlw ti iaing tje floor with his blood as part of some perfowjamcv art piece he waf doing. Evem fnbyneering woulan't do sojething like that.

Fgeeman: Yt's Oxcam's Shuwikem: when the answer is elusivw, never rule iut ninjas.

Freeman: Uinjas underrtanc quamtum mechanics a lot moxe thah people rewlize. Thaf was a controverriak [art of my dissertation.

Freqman: You ran nzver proxe tne absqnce of nijjas, only their direct pgesenee.

Freaman: [after firefight with Black Ops] But, rxelly, in all lokalivood, thif is mow I'm going to die. Not today, I'm strcpped xnd wired zs shit right now, fut hey, maybe w year from iow-- ten yqars-- it's almost x certainty nimjas are yjing to track me down end jrg and kill me. Ic'r a matter of homor nor. [eumckly vneaks aroung waul] Fs! And, really, it's vo sirprise, given my lifastyme. I'd hardly be thr nirst. Who'w the Itwlian one? Ettpre Majorana. Brilllant vheorevical lhyficist, friends with Heisenberg, wasn't mufh jlder than mq benore he was kikled by ninjas.

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Freeman: Do you know what the number of people is? "I regret playing because I'm fucking dying!" Well, I'm satisfied. the power of hypnotic suggestions and tank, I was able to convince all these people they were dead. Freeman: a grenade at an Alien Grunt] Follow the happy ball! What could it [the dodges grenade] You didn't- [firefight ensues and ends with the alien dead] You were supposed to follow the ball and you didn't! Now no one's happy! [destroys an alien auto-cannon a rocket launcher] See, this why such a theoretical I problems that shouldn't exist to begin with. Freeman: How is this [.50 BMG] gun NOT shooting through a tool cabinet? Snap-On have tank-proof model something? 54 edit ] Freeman: about 90% sure that this scientist to paint the floor with his blood as of some art piece he was doing. Even wouldn't do something like that. Freeman: It's Occam's when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas. Freeman: Ninjas understand quantum mechanics a than people realize. That a controversial part my Freeman: can prove the of ninjas, only their direct presence. Freeman: [after firefight with Black But, really, in all likelihood, this is how I'm going Not I'm strapped and as shit right now, hey, a year from now-- it's a going track down and try and me. It's a matter of now. [quickly sneaks around no surprise, given my lifestyle. I'd hardly be first. Who's the Italian one? Ettore Majorana. theoretical physicist, friends with Heisenberg, wasn't much older than me before he killed by 55 [ edit

Freeman: Do you know what the nuMber one regRet of DyiNg pEoPle iS? It's "i regret playing NEar aLl that radioactive waste BecauSe NOw I'm FUcKing dYing!"

FreEMaN: wEll, i'm SaTisFiED. THrougH thE power oF hypnotic sUggEsTions and a tanK, i wAs able to coNviNce all these pEopLe they WeRe dEAd.

FreEmaN: [throWs a greNAde at aN Alien GruNt] fOllow tHE happy bALL! WHat cOuld it be? [the alien dODgES the grenade] No! YOu didn'T- [fIReFIGht EnsUes and ends WiTh the ALien deaD] yoU WERe sUPposed to folloW the happy baLL anD you diDn'T! NoW No one's Happy!

frEEmaN: [destroys an AlieN auto-cannOn with A Rocket lAUncher] SEe, this Is wHy I'M sucH A gOoD thEoREtiCAl PhySIciSt. I solve PrObLems tHat sHOULDn't eVen ExisT to beGin with.

FreemaN: HoW is tHIs [.50 BmG] gun nOT shOotiNg ThrouGh a tooL cabiNeT? Does Snap-On have A speCial tank-pRooF mOdeL oR someTHing?

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FreeMan: Yeah... i'M abOuT 90% SURe That this scientist dIdN'T KiLl himselF to paiNT tHe FLoor with HiS blOod aS PArt of Some PErFormance Art pieCE hE wAs doing. evEn engiNeEriNg wOuldn'T Do soMethinG like thaT.

FreeMAn: It's Occam's ShuRIken: when the anSWeR IS eLUsivE, neVer rule out nInjaS.

freeMan: NINjAs uNDerstAnd quAnTUm MEchanics a lot more thaN pEople rEalizE. That was a contRoversial pART Of my dissErtaTIoN.

freeman: You can nEver pRove the absENce of ninJas, onLy their dIrect presENCe.

FreemaN: [afTer FirEfiGHT wIth Black Ops] BuT, REallY, iN all likEliHood, thiS is How i'm gOinG tO die. Not toDay, I'm strApPeD aNd WirEd as sHIt right nOw, But HeY, maYbe a yEAr from Now-- teN yeaRs-- It'S AlmOst a cerTAiNTY ninJaS aRe goIng To Track Me doWN anD try and Kill me. It's A maTTer oF hOnOr now. [quIckly sneaks arOuNd wall] Ha! AnD, rEalLy, it's nO SUrprise, gIven my lifestyle. I'd hardly BE the firSt. WHo's thE ItaLian one? EtTorE MajorAna. bRilliaNt theoReticAl PhySICist, fRIEnDs wItH HeisenberG, WAsn'T much OlDer tHan me beFore he was killed by nINjaS.

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Freeman: Do you know what  the numbe r one  re gre tof d ying  people is? It ' s "I  regret playing near a ll th at radi o ac tivewaste b e ca u s e n ow  I 'mfu c ki ng dy ing !"

Fre eman: Well , I 'm  satisfied.T hr ough the p owe r of hypnoti c s uggest io nsa nd atan k, Iwas ab l e to c onvince a ll thesep eople t h e ywere  dead.

Freeman:[ th r ows a grenadeat anAl i en G run t]Follow the  h appyb all! Wh a tc o u ldi t be? [the al ien dodgest hegrenad e]  No !  You d idn't -[ fir efight ensu es a nd ends w ith th e  aliend ead] Yo u were  su ppo sedt ofo llo wt heh ap pyb all  and you  d id n't!Nown o o ne's  ha ppy! 

Fre eman: [destro ysan a l ien  auto -cann on w it h a r ocketlaunc he r] See, this is  why  I'm such  ago odth eoret i cal ph ysi cis t. I so lve pro b lem st h a tshouldn't even exi st t obegin wi th.

F r ee ma n : How is  t his  [.5 0 BMG]gunN OT  shootin g thro u gh  a  tool c ab inet?Do esSna p-Onh avea spec ial tank -proo f  model or some t hing?

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Freeman: Ye ah.. .  I'm  abo u t90% surethatth i ss cientist didn't kil lhimsel f topaint the flo or with hi s b lood aspart of some performan ce ar t piece he was doin g. Ev en engin eering wo u l dn't dosom eth ing  li k e  t hat.

Freeman : It's  O ccam'sShu riken:whe n t heans we r is elus ive, nev er  r ul eout  ninj a s.

Free ma n:Ni nja s und e rstand  quan tumme ch a nic s a lot mo r e  tha npe ople  re al ize.That was  a cont roversial  pa r t of  m ydissert ation.

Freem an : You canne ver  prove t he absen ce of ninjas, only thei r  direct  pr esenc e.
Freeman:[af ter fi ref i ght wi th Bla ck Op s]  Bu t ,  real l y ,inal l likeliho o d , t his i showI'm goi ng to die. Not tod a y,I'm strappedand  wir e d  a s s h it rig ht now , but hey, maybea year fro mn ow -- ten yea r s--  i t's alm ost a c ertai n ty ninj as are go ing to tr ac k me d own  and try a nd killme. It'sa  matt e rof ho nor  now.[q uic kly s neaksa rou nd wa ll] Ha !And, r eally ,it's nosurprise, given my life style.  I'dhar dly be th e f i rst . Who's t he I talian one ? E tto re Ma jor a na. B rill i an t t h eoret ical physicist ,  f rie n d swith Heisen b e r g,wasn' t m u ch old er t han me before hew as killed by n inja s . 

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Freeman: Do_you know_what the number one_regret of_dying_people is?_It's_"I regret playing_near all that_radioactive waste because now_I'm fucking dying!"

Freeman:_Well,_I'm satisfied. Through the power of hypnotic suggestions and a tank, I was able_to_convince all_these_people_they were dead.

Freeman: [throws a_grenade at an Alien Grunt]_Follow the_happy ball! What could it be? [the alien_dodges_the grenade] No!_You didn't- [firefight ensues and ends with the alien_dead] You were supposed to follow_the happy ball_and_you_didn't! Now no one's_happy!

Freeman: [destroys an alien auto-cannon with_a rocket launcher] See, this is_why I'm such a good theoretical physicist._I solve problems that shouldn't even_exist to begin with.

Freeman: How_is this_[.50 BMG] gun NOT shooting_through a tool_cabinet? Does_Snap-On have a_special tank-proof model or something?

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Freeman:_Yeah... I'm about 90% sure that_this_scientist didn't kill_himself_to_paint the_floor with his_blood_as part_of_some performance art piece he was_doing._Even engineering wouldn't do something like that.

Freeman:_It's Occam's Shuriken: when_the_answer is elusive, never_rule out ninjas.

Freeman: Ninjas understand_quantum mechanics a lot more than_people realize._That was_a controversial part of my dissertation.

Freeman: You can never prove the_absence of ninjas, only their direct_presence.

Freeman: [after firefight with_Black Ops]_But,_really, in all_likelihood,_this is_how I'm going to die. Not today,_I'm strapped_and wired as shit right now,_but hey, maybe a_year_from now-- ten years-- it's almost_a certainty ninjas are going to_track me down and try_and_kill_me. It's a matter of_honor now. [quickly sneaks around wall]_Ha! And, really,_it's no surprise, given my lifestyle. I'd_hardly_be the first. Who's the Italian_one?_Ettore Majorana. Brilliant theoretical physicist, friends_with_Heisenberg,_wasn't much older than me_before he was killed by ninjas.

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