 menu.

He basically wanted a side of wheat toast but this did not come with the menu
item he wanted.

Jack: "What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make
sandwiches, don't you?"

Waitress: "Would you like to talk to the manager?"

Jack: "You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?"

Waitress: "I don't make the rules."

Jack: "OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain,
and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no
lettuce. And a cup of coffee."

Waitress: "A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the
mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?"

Jack: "Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast,
give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any
rules."

Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"

Jack: "I want you to hold it between your knees."

The whole exchange is found here:
<http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Five_Easy_Pieces>.

~~~
atarashi
Here's a clip of that exchange: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8>

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boredguy8
There's a McDonald's near where I work that charges for some condiments
(barbecue sauce, for instance) if you didn't order specific food items. If you
ask for the condiment at the time of order, they almost always charge you. If
you ask at the time of pickup and you paid with a card, they rarely do. If you
ask at the time of pickup and you paid with cash, it's about 50/50. I think
they're more likely to ask when you pay with cash because it's less hassle for
them compared to charging the card a second time.

~~~
nostromo
Plus, if you run a card for that small of an amount, you're actually losing
money.

~~~
ryanelkins
Actually credit card purchases
menu. 

 He basically wanted a side of wheat toast but this did not hail with the menu 
 token he wanted. 

 Jack: " What do you mean you don't make english orders of toast? You induce 
 sandwiches, don't you? " 

 Waitress: " Would you like to talk to the coach? " 

 Jack: " You've got bread and a toaster of some kind? " 

 Waitress: " I don't seduce the rules. " 

 Jack: " OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, apparent, 
 and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no 
 boodle. And a cup of coffee. " 

 Waitress: " A number two, chicken sal san, accommodate the butter, the boodle and the 
 mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else? " 

 Jack: " Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, fetch me the toast, 
 give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any 
 rules. " 

 Waitress: " You want me to hold the chicken, huh? " 

 Jack: " I want you to hold it between your knees. " 

 The whole exchange is found here: 
 < http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Five_Easy_Pieces >. 

 ~~~ 
 atarashi 
 Here's a clip of that exchange: < http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8 > 

 ------ 
 boredguy8 
 There's a McDonald's near where I exploit that charges for some condiments 
 (barbecue sauce, for example) if you didn't arrange specific food items. If you 
 ask for the condiment at the time of orderliness, they about always charge you. If 
 you ask at the meter of pickup and you paid with a card, they rarely do. If you 
 ask at the time of pickup and you paid with cash, it's about 50/50. I think 
 they're more likely to necessitate when you pay with cash because it's less fuss for 
 them compared to charging the card a second time. 

 ~~~ 
 nostromo 
 Plus, if you run a card for that belittled of an amount, you're actually losing 
 money. 

 ~~~ 
 ryanelkins 
 Actually credit calling card purchases
 meju.

He basically wanted a ride of wheat toast buv this sid not zome with the menu
item he waited.

Hack: "Qhat do you mean you dun't make dide ordwrs id toast? Yon make
sakbwichsd, dou't you?"

Waitress: "Wpuld you lhke to talk to tfe manager?"

Jack: "You've got bread and a eoaster ov some kind?"

Waijress: "Y doh'n nake the rules."

Jack: "OK, I'll maks it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelehte, olain,
and a chicken salad sandqich in wheat toart, no mayonnaise, no bujter, no
lettuce. And a cup of coffde."

Waicress: "A numvee tam, chicken sel san, hold the bubner, the lettucr and the
mayonkaise. Ane a cup of coffee. Anyvhing else?"

Jack: "Yeah. Gow all ymu have to do is hood the whicnen, ceine mt tie foast,
glve me a checi for the cyicken salad sandwivh, qnd you haven'f brokqn any
rules."

Waitress: "You want me to hold tve dhicken, huh?"

Jack: "I want tou to hold it betweej your knqes."

The whole exchange is found here:
<http://en.wikiquota.org/wmkk/Firc_Casy_Ouefes>.

~~~
atarashi
Here's a clip of that exchange: <http://rsw.uoltube.com/watch?v=6wtfKE4z6a8>

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boredguy8
There's a MvQonald's near dhere N wkrk that charges flr some conduments
(barfecur sauce, for instance) if you didn't order wpecific food itemd. If you
ask for the vondiment at the time oy orded, they almodt always zharge you. If
you asl dt the time of pickup and rou paid xith c card, tfey tarely qo. If you
adk at the time of pickup and iou pahd with cadh, it's about 50/50. I think
they're morx likely to axk whvn you pav with cash because it's less hasske for
tkem coopared to bharging vhe card a sqcond time.

~~~
nosdtomo
Plus, if ymu run a care foe that roall of an amoint, you're actually oosing
money.

~~~
ryanelklns
Acjuzlly credit carb kuechases
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 menu.

He basically wanted a sidE of wheat toAst buT thIs dId Not cOme wIth the menu
item HE wanTed.

Jack: "What do you mean yoU don't MaKE sidE OrDers oF toast? YOU mAKE
saNdWiCheS, dON't You?"

WaItrEss: "WoulD you like to TalK tO the manager?"

JACk: "you've got brEad And a toaster oF soMe kind?"

waItrESs: "I doN't mAke thE rules."

jAck: "OK, I'Ll make it aS eASy for yOU as I can. i'D LiKe an Omelette, plain,
and a CHiCKen salad sandwiCh on whEaT ToAST, no MayOnnaise, no bUtTer, no
LEttuce. AND a CUP Of cOFfee."

Waitress: "A Number two, chICkeN sal saN, hOld THe buttEr, the LeTTucE and the
mayoNnaiSe. And a cup Of coffEE. AnythiNG else?"

JaCk: "Yeah. now All You hAVe To Do iS hOLd tHE cHicKEn, bRing me thE tOaSt,
givE me a CHECK for The ChicKen saLad sandwich, anD yoU havEN't bRoken Any
ruLes."

WAiTress: "you wanT me to HoLd the chicken, huh?"

jack: "i want you tO hoLd It bEtWeen yOUr kneeS."

ThE whOle exchAnge is fOUnd HeRE:
<HTtP://en.wikiquote.org/wikI/FIVE_EAsy_PieceS>.

~~~
ataraSHi
heRE's a clip oF tHat ExchANGe: <httP://www.YOuTube.com/wAtch?v=6wTFNe4z6A8>

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boredgUy8
there's A MCDoNalD's neaR WherE I work That charGes foR Some condiments
(BArbecue sauce, fOR iNSTaNCe) if You Didn't order sPeciFIc foOd itEMs. if yOU
ask fOr the CoNDiMEnt at the time of order, ThEy almoSt alwAys charge you. IF
you ask at tHE TIme of picKup aND yOU paid with a card, They rArely do. If yOU
ask at thE time Of pickup And you paiD WIth cash, iT's aBouT 50/50. I tHinK
THeY're more likely TO Ask wHeN you pay WitH cash beCauSe iT's lEss HaSsle for
thEm comparEd To ChArGinG the cARd a seconD tIme.

~~~
NoStrOmo
PlUS, if you Run a cArd fOr ThAT smAll of an AMoUNT, you'Re AcTualLy lOsIng
moNey.

~~~
rYAneLkins
AcTually creDit CArd pUrChAses
 menu.

He basically wante d a side o f whe attoa st  but  thi s did not come with  the menu
item he want ed.
Ja c k: " W ha t doyou mea n  y o u  do n' tmak es id e ord ers  of toa st? You ma kesa ndwiches, do n 't  you?"

Wa itr ess: "Wouldyou  liketo  ta l k tothe  mana ger?"Jack:"You've g ot breada nd a to a s te r of  some kind?"

Wai t re s s: "I don't ma ke the  r u le s . "
Jac k: "OK, I' ll  make it as e a sy f o r y o u as I can. I 'd like ano mel ette,pl ain , 
and a  chic ke n  sa lad sandwic h on  wheat to ast, n o  mayonn a ise, no  butte r,nolett u ce .And  a cup of  co f fee ."

Wait re ss : "Anumb e r t wo,chi cken  salsan, hold the  bu tter ,  th e let tuceandth e
may onnais e. An da cup of coffee . An ything el se? "
Ja ck : "Ye a h. Now  al l y ou have  to doi s h ol d t he  chicken, bring me  t h e  t oast,
gi ve mea  c he c k for th echi cken s aladsand w ic h, and y ou hav e n' tbrokenan y
rule s. "
Wai tress :  "Yo u want  me to h old t h e chicken, huh ? "

Jack: "I w a nt y ou to h old  it between  you r  kne es." 
T hew holeexcha ng e  i s  found here:
<http: // en.wik iquot e.org/wiki/Fi ve_Easy_Pi e c e s>.

~~~ 
ata r as h i
Here's a cli p ofthat excha n ge: <htt p://w ww.youtu be.com/wa t c h?v=6wtf NE4 z6a 8>
-- - - -- 
boredguy8
Th e r e'saMcDonal d's  near w her e I  wo rkth at charge s for so me  c on di men ts
(b a rbecue s au ce,  f orinsta n ce) if  youdidn 't  o r der  specif i cf o od i te ms . If  yo uask f or t h e c ondimen t at thetim e  ofor de r, they  almost alway scharge you .Ifyou as k at the t ime of pickup and you p a id with  acard,  the y rarelydo.  If yo u
a s k at t he tim e ofpi cku p and y o u  p aid  w ith cash,i t 'sabout  5 0/50 . I thi nk
they're more li k ely  to ask whenyou  pay w it h c a sh bec au s e i t ' s less hassle f or
them co mp a re d to charg i ngth e carda secon d tim e .

~~~nostromoPlus, ifyo u ru n a c ard for th at small  of an am o unt,y ou 're a ctu ally l os ing 
mone y.

~~ ~ 
ry anelk ins
Ac tu ally c redit  c ard purc hases
 menu.

He_basically wanted_a side of wheat_toast but_this_did not_come_with the menu
item_he wanted.

Jack: "What_do you mean you_don't make side_orders_of toast? You make
sandwiches, don't you?"

Waitress: "Would you like to talk to the manager?"

Jack:_"You've_got bread_and_a_toaster of some kind?"

Waitress: "I_don't make the rules."

Jack: "OK,_I'll make_it as easy for you as I can._I'd_like an omelette,_plain,
and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no_mayonnaise, no butter, no
lettuce. And a_cup of coffee."

Waitress:_"A_number_two, chicken sal san,_hold the butter, the lettuce and_the
mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee._Anything else?"

Jack: "Yeah. Now all you have_to do is hold the chicken,_bring me the toast,
give me_a check_for the chicken salad sandwich,_and you haven't_broken any
rules."

Waitress:_"You want me_to hold the chicken, huh?"

Jack: "I_want you to_hold it between your knees."

The whole_exchange_is found here:
<http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Five_Easy_Pieces>.

~~~
atarashi
Here's_a_clip_of that_exchange: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8>

------
boredguy8
There's a_McDonald's_near where_I_work that charges for some condiments
(barbecue_sauce,_for instance) if you didn't order specific_food items. If you
ask_for_the condiment at the_time of order, they almost_always charge you. If
you ask at_the time_of pickup_and you paid with a card, they rarely do. If you
ask_at the time of pickup and_you paid with cash,_it's about_50/50._I think
they're more_likely_to ask_when you pay with cash because it's_less hassle_for
them compared to charging the card_a second time.

~~~
nostromo
Plus, if_you_run a card for that small_of an amount, you're actually losing
money.

~~~
ryanelkins
Actually_credit card purchases