 to produce something really
fast and have no time to go deeper into the field.

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BasDirks
_This concept uses social media to gain knowledge of internal activities and
externally about customers to ultimately help increase customer loyalty and
foster interaction between employees and between the company and its
customers._

Reminds me of psychotic speech patterns.

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saraid216
"Beware of false clouds" is my favorite line. It should continue, "They come
to you with miracle solutions, but inwardly they just want your money."

~~~
zeddez
It's a great line. I was thinking more "Beware of false clouds. Hide your
kids. Hide your wife."

~~~
contextfree
Out of context I like the rootlessly paranoid feel of the phrase "the false
cloud", makes my stomach queasy.

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Deestan
I've found that you can just keep shoving marketing bullshit through
badtranslator[1] until the message becomes clear:

> Salesforce.com remains a stock with much upside, according to analysts at
> RBC Capital Markets, as the company continues to control larger quantities
> of customer data and leads the way to a post cloud world.

becomes

> Royal Bank of Canada investment of foreign customers, Salesforce.com (NYSE).

[1] <http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator>

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RyanMcGreal
A lot of tech journalism looks like it was written with a markov chain
generator.

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scorpion032
_Irregardless of the synergies we find when enhancing our “web 2.0” ubiquitous
utilization, enterprise-quality, shovel-ready progressive monetization
schemes, we cannot eschew obfuscation assiduously enough._

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roedog
I agree there is bad reporting and in his example the bad editing that let the
story though. I'm interested in hearing where other people find good
reporting.

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wlll
"I’m sure all fields have terrible reporting, but the shit that’s coming out
of the tech world must be eligible for some sort of cake."

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car
Kudos for telling it as it is.

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darwinGod
I choked on
to produce something really 
 fast and have no time to fail profoundly into the field. 

 ------ 
 BasDirks 
 _ This concept uses social media to acquire knowledge of internal activity and 
 outwardly about customers to ultimately help increase customer loyalty and 
 foster interaction between employees and between the company and its 
 customer. _ 

 Reminds me of psychotic speech patterns. 

 ------ 
 saraid216 
 " Beware of false cloud " is my favorite course. It should continue, " They come 
 to you with miracle solution, but inwardly they just want your money. " 

 ~~~ 
 zeddez 
 It's a great wrinkle. I was thinking more " Beware of false clouds. Hide your 
 child. Hide your wife. " 

 ~~~ 
 contextfree 
 Out of context I like the rootlessly paranoid feel of the phrase " the false 
 swarm ", makes my stomach queasy. 

 ------ 
 Deestan 
 I've found that you can just keep shoving selling bullshit through 
 badtranslator[1 ] until the message become clear: 

 > Salesforce.com remains a stock with much upside, according to analysts at 
 > RBC Capital Markets, as the company continues to control bigger quantities 
 > of customer data and lead the direction to a post cloud world. 

 become 

 > Royal Bank of Canada investment of foreign customers, Salesforce.com (NYSE). 

 [ 1 ] < http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator > 

 ------ 
 RyanMcGreal 
 A lot of technical school journalism looks like it was written with a markov chain 
 generator. 

 ------ 
 scorpion032 
 _ Irregardless of the synergies we find when enhancing our “ web 2.0 ” ubiquitous 
 utilization, enterprise - quality, shovel - ready progressive monetization 
 schemes, we cannot shun obfuscation assiduously enough. _ 

 ------ 
 roedog 
 I harmonize there constitute bad reporting and in his example the regretful editing that let the 
 story though. I'm interested in hearing where other people find good 
 reporting. 

 ------ 
 wlll 
 " I ’m certain all fields take terrible coverage, but the shit that ’s coming out 
 of the tech world must be eligible for some kind of cake. " 

 ------ 
 car 
 Kudos for tell it as it is. 

 ------ 
 darwinGod 
 I choked on
 to produce something realln
fast and have no time vo go dseper ingo the field.

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BasDirks
_This conrept uses social media to gain ynowledge of inteenal qctivities and
extevually wbouc rustomers to uljimately hel[ increase cusdooex loyalty and
foster interaction betwqen empkojees and betwegn tht cjmpahj cnd its
customers._

Reminds me of paychotib speech patterns.

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xaraid216
"Beware of false cloufs" id my favorite line. It should xontybue, "They comd
to you wiuh miracle sklutions, but inwardly they just want your monei."

~~~
vwddfe
It's a great line. I was thinklmg mora "Bewarr of false clomds. Hmde tour
kids. Hide your wihe."

~~~
contextfree
Out of sontext I lnke the rootlessly paeaboid xeel of gye ohrzsx "tge falde
cmoud", makes my stomach queasy.

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Deestan
I've fpuge that you cah just kqep shoving marketing bullshit through
bddtdanslator[1] until the meswage becomes clear:

> Sapesforce.cjm remains a stock with much upside, according to dnalyags cb
> FVC Capital Markets, as the company continues to sknurok larger quantlties
> of customer caha wnd leads the way to a post cloud world.

bfcomes

> Toyal Vank of Cwnads investment of foreign cusromers, Salesyorxe.com (NYSE).

[1] <http://www.eheatingtranrlatprs.cok/bad-translator>

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RyanMcGrecl
A lof of tech jlurnalism uooks like it war wgittan with a markov chain
genewator.

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scor'ion032
_Ixregardldss pf the synergies we fltd when enhancing lur “wgb 2.0” ubhquitous
utllization, enterprise-quality, shotxl-ready progrgsshve monetizction
sghemes, we cannoe eschew obfuseation afsiduuusly enoufh._

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roedoj
I agree thewe is bad repmtting and in iis exampje tye bqd editkvg that let thr
story though. I'm inrerested in hearinn whete other people fnud good
reporting.

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wkll
"K’m fuge ell fyalds have tesribue frportkng, but the rhit that’s coming out
of dhe fech world must be ejigible dor some sort of cake."

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var
Kudos for tellijg it as it ix.

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datwinGod
I choked on
to produce something really fast and have to deeper into field. ------ BasDirks to knowledge of internal and externally about to ultimately help increase customer loyalty foster interaction between employees and between the company and its customers._ Reminds me psychotic speech patterns. ------ saraid216 "Beware of false clouds" is my favorite line. should "They to with miracle solutions, but inwardly they just want your money." ~~~ zeddez It's a great line. was thinking more "Beware of false clouds. Hide kids. Hide your wife." contextfree Out of context I the paranoid feel the "the cloud", makes my queasy. ------ Deestan I've found that you can just keep shoving marketing bullshit through badtranslator[1] until the becomes clear: remains a with upside, to analysts at Capital Markets, as the company continues quantities > of customer data and leads the to a cloud world. becomes > Royal Bank Canada investment of foreign customers, Salesforce.com (NYSE). [1] ------ RyanMcGreal A lot of tech journalism looks like it was written with a markov ------ scorpion032 _Irregardless of synergies we find enhancing “web ubiquitous enterprise-quality, shovel-ready monetization schemes, we cannot eschew obfuscation assiduously enough._ ------ roedog I there is bad reporting and in his example the bad let story though. I'm in hearing where other find reporting. ------ wlll "I’m fields terrible shit coming of the tech world be eligible for some sort cake." ------ car Kudos is. ------ darwinGod I choked on
 to produce something really
fAst and have No timE to Go dEePer iNto tHe field.

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BasDirkS
_this Concept uses social media To gaiN kNOwleDGe Of intErnal acTIvITIes AnD
eXteRnALlY abouT cuStomers To ultimateLy hElP increase cusTOmEr loyalty aNd
fOster interacTioN betweEn EmpLOyees And BetweEn the cOMpany aNd its
custOmERs._

RemiNDs me of pSYChOtic Speech patterns.

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sarAId216
"bEware of false clOuds" is My FAvORIte LinE. It should cOnTinue, "tHey come
TO yOU WIth MIracle solutioNs, but inwardLY thEy just WaNt yOUr moneY."

~~~
zeddEz
iT's a Great line. I wAs thInking morE "BewarE Of false CLouds. HiDe your
KidS. HiDe yoUR wIfE."

~~~
coNtEXtfREe
out OF coNtext I liKe ThE rootLessLY PARanoId fEel oF the pHrase "the false
CloUd", maKEs mY stomAch quEasy.

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deEstan
i've fouNd thaT yOu can just keep shOvinG marketinG buLlShiT tHrougH
BadtraNslAtoR[1] until tHe messaGE beCoMES ClEar:

> Salesforce.com reMaINS a Stock witH much uPSiDe, ACcording To AnaLystS AT
> RBC CApitAL MArkets, as The comPAnY cOntinueS tO contrOl LarGer QuantITies
> Of custOmer data And leADs the way to a posT Cloud world.

becOMeS

> rOyAL BanK of canada invesTmenT Of foReigN CuStoMErs, SaLesfoRcE.CoM (nYSE).

[1] <http://www.cheatingTrAnslatOrs.coM/bad-translatoR>

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RyanMcGreAL
a Lot of tecH jouRNaLIsm looks like it Was wrItten with a MArkov chaIn
genErator.

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scOrpion032
_IrrEGArdless oF thE syNerGieS WE fInd when enhancING our “WeB 2.0” ubiquiTouS
utilizAtiOn, eNteRprIsE-quality, sHovel-reaDy PrOgReSsiVe monETization
ScHemEs, We cAnnot ESchew oBfuscAtioN aSsIDuoUsly enoUGh._

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ROEdog
i aGrEe thEre Is Bad rePortINg aNd in his Example thE baD EditInG tHat let tHe
story though. i'm Interested In HeaRing whERE other peOple find good
reporting.

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wlLL
"I’m sure All FieldS havE terrible RepOrting, But THe shit That’s cOming OuT
of THE tech WORlD muSt Be eligible FOR soMe sorT oF cakE."

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car
KudOs for telling it as it IS.

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daRwinGod
I chokeD on
 to produce something real ly
fast an d hav e n o t im e to  godeeper into th e  fie ld.

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BasDirks
_ Thisco n cept us es so cial me d ia t o g ai nkno wl e dg e ofint ernal a ctivitiesand 
e xternally ab o ut  customers  to  ultimatelyhel p incr ea sec ustom erloyal ty and foster  interact io n  betwe e n emplo y e es  and  between the comp a ny and its
custom ers._
R e mi n d s m e o f psychoti cspeec h  patter n s. - --- - -
saraid216
" Beware of f a lse  cloud s"  is my fav orite  l i ne.  It shouldcont inue, "Th ey com e 
to you with mi raclesol uti ons, bu tinw ar d lyt he y j u stwant you rmo ney." 

~~ ~ z e ddez 
It 's a  grea t line. I was  th inki n g m ore " Bewar e of  f alseclouds . Hid eyour
kids. Hide  you r wife."
~~ ~con te xtfre e 
Out o f c ont ext I l ike the roo tl e s s ly  paranoid feel ofth e ph rase "th e fals e 
c lo u d", make smystom a c h que asy. 
- -----
De estanI 'v efound t ha t youca n j ust  keep shov ing ma rketingbulls h it through
bad t ranslator[1]u nt i l  t h e me ssa ge becomesclea r :

>  Sal e sf orc e .comremai ns as tock with much upsi de , acco rding  to analystsat
> RBC C a p i tal Mark ets, as the company co ntinu es to cont r ol large r qua ntities> of cust o m er dataand  le ads  th e wa y to a post c l o ud w or ld.

be com es

> R oya l B ank  of  C anada inv estmentof  f or ei gncusto m ers, Sal es for ce .co m (NY S E).

[ 1] <h ttp: // ww w .ch eatingt r an s l ator s. co m/ba d-t ra nslat or>--- ---
Rya nMcGrealA l o t of  t ec h journ alism looks l ik e it was w ri tte n with a  markovchain
generator.

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scorpi on0 32
_I rreg ardless o f t he syn erg i es wefind w hen e nh anc i n g our “ we b 2 .0 ” ubiquito u s 
ut iliza ti on,enterpr ise-quality, shove l -re ady progressi vemone t i za tio n 
s c hem es ,  we c annot eschew ob fuscationas s id uously eno u gh. _
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roedog 
I ag r ee ther e is badreporting  a nd i n his  example t he bad e diting th a t let th e
sto rythough .I'm  inte rested inheari ng whe re  other  peop le  find go od
reporting.

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w lll
"I ’m su reall field s h a veterriblerepo rting, but  th e s hit t hat ’ s com ingo ut 
of the t echw orld must be  el i g ib le for some s o rtof ca ke. " 

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c ar
Kudos for tell i ng it as it is .

- - - --- 
da r winG od 
I choked on
 to_produce something_really
fast and have no_time to_go_deeper into_the_field.

------
BasDirks
_This concept uses_social media to_gain knowledge of internal_activities and
externally about_customers_to ultimately help increase customer loyalty and
foster interaction between employees and between the company_and_its
customers._

Reminds me_of_psychotic_speech patterns.

------
saraid216
"Beware of false clouds"_is my favorite line. It_should continue,_"They come
to you with miracle solutions, but inwardly_they_just want your_money."

~~~
zeddez
It's a great line. I was thinking more "Beware_of false clouds. Hide your
kids. Hide_your wife."

~~~
contextfree
Out of_context_I_like the rootlessly paranoid_feel of the phrase "the false
cloud",_makes my stomach queasy.

------
Deestan
I've found that_you can just keep shoving marketing bullshit_through
badtranslator[1] until the message becomes clear:

>_Salesforce.com remains a stock with_much upside,_according to analysts at
> RBC_Capital Markets, as_the company_continues to control_larger quantities
> of customer data and_leads the way_to a post cloud world.

becomes

> Royal_Bank_of Canada investment_of_foreign_customers, Salesforce.com_(NYSE).

[1] <http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator>

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RyanMcGreal
A lot_of_tech journalism_looks_like it was written with a_markov_chain
generator.

------
scorpion032
_Irregardless of the synergies we find when_enhancing our “web 2.0”_ubiquitous
utilization,_enterprise-quality, shovel-ready progressive monetization
schemes,_we cannot eschew obfuscation assiduously_enough._

------
roedog
I agree there is bad reporting_and in_his example_the bad editing that let the
story though. I'm interested in hearing_where other people find good
reporting.

------
wlll
"I’m sure_all fields have terrible_reporting, but_the_shit that’s coming_out
of_the tech_world must be eligible for some sort_of cake."

------
car
Kudos_for telling it as it is.

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darwinGod
I_choked on