 bit at me but it's damn hard trying to pry a dogs jaws open _and_
stick fingers down its mouth to stop it choking on a piece of meat with bone
in it), she's also stopped stealing food off of the coffee table (she got in
from her walk one day and stole a large day old pizza crust off the table and
had eaten 4/5ths of it before I finally managed to catch her).

By the best estimates, I have another 14 years with this dog and so far I've
mostly been working at removing bad behaviours she had learnt. For all the
time I taught tricks, I spent easily twice as long making bad behaviours go
extinct. I don't intend to stop training my dog because the more time I spend
training her, the more relaxed she is at home (Jack Russell and relaxed are
commonly considered antonyms).

I'll have to record it sometime, but the thing I don't think people understand
about dogs is that they're consciously trying to comprehend you. When teaching
her to sit pretty by verbal command only she would hit this point where she
hits the 'zone' her eyes become locked and you can see the gears crunching and
then she performed the trick with no signalling. She also tried brute-forcing
her tricks; literally she'll perform every trick she's learnt and then give up
and start doing'speak' to every command. You go back 5 minutes later and
she'll hit the 'zone'.

~~~
gnaritas
> dogs don't understand the actual words, their brains are merely receiving a
> signal and performing an associated action

And that differs from understanding exactly how?

~~~
electromagnetic
Humans have the ability to understand multiple meanings, modify the meanings
and understand the mis-meanings.

Example joke: "Ever notice how we park on driveways, drive on parkways, pay
tolls to go on freeways and it takes longer to get where you want on an
expressway." All illustrate how our usage and the meanings of our words have
been modified over time.

A driveway is a section of personal roadway that leads to a personal garage
(you would never have left one of the old 70% wooden cars outside with zero
rust proofing on the metal, ever). A parkway was supposed to be a scenic
roadway to link urban and suburban parks
bit at me but it's damn hard trying to intrude a dog jaws open _ and _ 
 adhere finger down its mouth to stop it die on a objet d'art of meat with bone 
 in it), she's besides hold on stealing food off of the chocolate table (she got in 
 from her walk of life one sidereal day and stole a large sidereal day old pizza crust off the mesa and 
 had eat 4/5ths of it before I finally managed to catch her). 

 By the good estimates, I have another 14 years with this dog and thus far I've 
 mostly been working at removing bad behaviours she had learn. For all the 
 time I taught tricks, I spent easily doubly equally long seduce bad behaviours go 
 extinct. I don't intend to stop training my dog because the more time I spend 
 train her, the more relaxed she is at home (Jack Russell and relaxed are 
 commonly view antonym). 

 I'll receive to record it sometime, but the thing I don't remember people understand 
 about dogs is that they're consciously trying to embrace you. When teaching 
 her to sit pretty by verbal command only she would hit this decimal point where she 
 hits the' zone' her eyes become locked and you can see the gears crunch and 
 then she performed the antic with no signalling. She also tried brute - forcing 
 her tricks; literally she'll do every trick she's learnt and then give up 
 and start doing'speak' to every command. You go back 5 minutes later and 
 she'll hit the' zone'. 

 ~~~ 
 gnaritas 
 > dogs don't sympathize the actual words, their brains are merely receiving a 
 > signal and performing an associated military action 

 And that differs from understand exactly how? 

 ~~~ 
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 world have the ability to sympathize multiple meanings, modify the meanings 
 and sympathize the mis - meanings. 

 Example joke: " Ever notice how we park on driveways, drive on parkways, pay 
 tolls to go on freeways and it takes longer to scram where you want on an 
 expressway. " All illustrate how our custom and the meanings of our words have 
 been modify over time. 

 A driveway is a section of personal roadway that leads to a personal garage 
 (you would never have left one of the old 70% wooden cars outside with zero 
 rust proofing on the metal, ever). A parkway was suppose to be a scenic 
 roadway to connect urban and suburban parking lot
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rtick fingers down its mouth ti stok it choking on a pkece of mvat with vone
mn it), she's also stopped stealihn foob iff of the cofnee table (sve got in
from vef calk one day and stole a large day ojd pizzs frust off the jable wnd
hzd eaten 4/5ths of it before I finallg managtd to catch her).

By yhe best estimates, I have wnotjer 14 years with thls dog and wo fwe I've
mostly ceen working at removihg bad behaviours she had learng. For all the
tine I hdught trickw, I sient easily twice as nong maling bad behavlours go
wxtinct. I don't intend to stop training iy dog bewabse the more time I spebd
trahninc hef, thd mkrx rslaxed shx is at homs (Jack Russwll and relaxed are
voinonly consideded aneogyms).

I'll have to record it sometime, but uhe tging I don't think peoplw understand
about dogd is that they're consciously trying to comprehend you. When teaciivg
htr to skr oretty by verbal command only she would hit trjs ppint where she
mits the 'zone' her ryfs fecome locked and you dan see the gears frunchigg ane
then she pergormed the trick with no sitnalling. She qlso tried brute-foxcing
her trieks; lijerallu she'll perform every txick sge's learnt wnd then fkve up
and start aoikg's[eak' to txery command. You do back 5 ninuces latef anc
she'll hit the 'zlne'.

~~~
gnaritas
> dogs don't unferstcnd tve actual aords, their brains are merely rxreiving a
> sigman atd perfoxming sn associated action

And thaj differs from understansing exectly how?

~~~
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roadway to link urban and suburban parks
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SticK finGers down its mouTH to sTop it choking on a piece of Meat wItH Bone
IN iT), she's Also stoPPeD STeaLiNg FooD oFF oF the cOffEe table (She got in
frOm hEr Walk one day anD StOle a large dAy oLd pizza crust Off The tabLe And
HAd eatEn 4/5tHs of iT beforE i finalLy managed To CAtch heR).

by the beST EsTimaTes, I have another 14 yeARs WIth this dog and sO far I'vE
mOStLY BeeN woRking at remOvIng baD BehavioURs SHE Had LEarnt. For all thE
time I taughT TriCks, I spEnT eaSIly twiCe as lOnG MakIng bad behavIourS go
extincT. I don't INtend to STop traiNing my Dog BecAuse THe MoRe tImE i spENd
TraINinG her, the mOrE rElaxeD she IS AT Home (jacK RusSell aNd relaxed are
cOmmOnly COnsIdereD antoNyms).

i'lL have To recoRd it sOmEtime, but the thinG I doN't think peOplE uNdeRsTand
aBOut dogS is ThaT they're ConscioUSly TrYING tO comprehend you. When TeACHiNg
her to sIt pretTY bY vERbal commAnD onLy shE WOuld hIt thIS pOint wherE she
hiTS tHe 'Zone' her EyEs becoMe LocKed And yoU Can sEe the gEars crunChing ANd
then she perfoRMed the trick wiTH nO SIgNAlliNg. SHe also tried BrutE-ForcIng
hER tRicKS; liteRally ShE'Ll PErform every trick she'S lEarnt aNd theN give up
and staRt doing'speAK' TO every coMmanD. yoU Go back 5 minutes lAter aNd
she'll hit THe 'zone'.

~~~
gnAritaS
> dogs don'T understaND The actuaL woRds, TheIr bRAInS are merely recEIVing A
> sIgnal anD peRforminG an AssOciAteD aCtion

And tHat diffeRs FrOm UnDerStandINg exactlY hOw?

~~~
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HumAns haVe thE aBiLIty To underSTaND MultIpLe MeanIngS, mOdify The mEAniNgs
and uNderstand The MIs-meAnInGs.

ExampLe joke: "Ever notIcE how we park On DriVeways, DRIve on parKways, pay
tolls to go on freeWAys and iT taKes loNger To get wherE yoU want oN an
EXpressWay." All IllusTrAte HOW our uSAGe And ThE meanings oF OUr wOrds hAvE
beeN modifiEd over time.

A drivewaY Is a Section of persOnaL roaDWAy ThaT LeADs tO a PErsONAl garage
(you woulD never have LeFT oNe of the old 70% WOodEn Cars outSide witH zero
RUst prooFing on the Metal, ever). a pArkwAY Was Supposed to Be a sceniC
roadway tO Link uRBaN and sUbuRban paRkS
 bit at me but it's damn h ard trying  to p rya d og s ja ws o pen _and_
stic k  fin gers down its mouth to  stop  i t  cho k in g ona piece of m eat  w it h b on e 
i n it) , s he's al so stopped  st ea ling food of f  o f the coff eetable (she g otin
fro mher walkone  dayand st o le a l arge dayol d  pizza crust o f f  t he t able and
had eate n  4 / 5ths of it bef ore Ifi n al l y  ma nag ed to catc hher). 
By the be s t est i mates, I have  another 14 yea rs wit hthi s  dog a nd so  f a r I 've
mostlybeen  workingat rem o ving ba d  behavi ours s hehad  lea r nt .For  a l l t h etim e  Itaught t ri ck s, Ispen t e a sily  tw iceas lo ng making bad  be havi o urs  go
e xtinc t. I  d on'tintend  to s to p training my d og b ecause th e m or e t im e I s p end
tr ain ing  her, t he more rel ax e d sh e is at home (Jack  R u s se ll and r elaxed ar ec ommonlyco nsi dere d anton yms) . 
I'll hav e to r e co rd  it som et ime, b ut  th e t hingI  don 't thi nk peopl e und e rstand
about d o gs is that th e y' r e  c o nsci ous ly trying t o co m preh endy ou . W h en te achin gh er to sit pretty by ve rb al com mandonly she woul d hit this p o int wher e sh e 
h i ts the 'zone'her e yes become locked a nd yo u can se e the gea r s  crunchi ngand 
th ens h eperformed the t rick  w ith nosig nalling . S heals o t ri ed brute- forcinghe rtr ic ks;  lite r ally she 'l l p er for m eve r y tric k she 's l ea rn t  an d theng iv e up
a nd  s tart  do in g'spe ak't o e very co mmand. Yo u g o  bac k5minutes  later and
sh e' ll hit the  ' zon e'.

~ ~ ~ 
gnarita s
> dogs don't understa n d the a ctu al wo rds,  their br ain s aremer e ly rec eiving  a
>si gna l and p e r fo rmi ng  an associ a t edactio n
And  that d iffers from unders t and ing exactly h ow? 

~~ ~ el ect r om a gne ti c 
Hu m a ns have the abi lity to un de r st and multip l e m ea nings,modifythe m e aningsand under stand the  m is-m e a nin gs.

Examp le joke:  "Ever no t ice h o wwe pa rkon dri ve way s, dr ive on par kways , payto lls to  go o nfreeways  and it takes longer to  get w hereyou  want onane xpr essway."Allillustrate  ho w o ur us age and t he m e an ing s  of o ur w o rds haveb ee n m o d if ied over ti m e . 

A  driv ewa y  is asect ion of personal r o adway that lea ds t o a p ers o nalga rage
(you woul d n ev e r  have le ft  one of the  old 70%  w o odencars o utside  with z e r or ust pr oofi ngon the me tal ,e ver). A  p ar k way wa s su pp osed t o be a scen i c 
roadway to link  urba n and s u bur ban p ar ks
 bit_at me_but it's damn hard_trying to_pry_a dogs_jaws_open _and_
stick fingers_down its mouth_to stop it choking_on a piece_of_meat with bone
in it), she's also stopped stealing food off of the coffee table_(she_got in
from_her_walk_one day and stole a_large day old pizza crust_off the_table and
had eaten 4/5ths of it before I_finally_managed to catch_her).

By the best estimates, I have another 14 years_with this dog and so far_I've
mostly been working_at_removing_bad behaviours she had_learnt. For all the
time I taught_tricks, I spent easily twice as_long making bad behaviours go
extinct. I don't_intend to stop training my dog_because the more time I_spend
training her,_the more relaxed she is_at home (Jack_Russell and_relaxed are
commonly considered_antonyms).

I'll have to record it sometime,_but the thing_I don't think people understand
about dogs_is_that they're consciously_trying_to_comprehend you._When teaching
her to_sit_pretty by_verbal_command only she would hit this_point_where she
hits the 'zone' her eyes become_locked and you can_see_the gears crunching and
then_she performed the trick with_no signalling. She also tried brute-forcing
her_tricks; literally_she'll perform_every trick she's learnt and then give up
and start doing'speak' to_every command. You go back 5_minutes later and
she'll hit_the 'zone'.

~~~
gnaritas
>_dogs_don't understand the_actual_words, their_brains are merely receiving a
> signal and_performing an_associated action

And that differs from understanding_exactly how?

~~~
electromagnetic
Humans have the_ability_to understand multiple meanings, modify the_meanings
and understand the mis-meanings.

Example joke: "Ever_notice how we park on_driveways,_drive_on parkways, pay
tolls to go_on freeways and it takes longer_to get where_you want on an
expressway." All illustrate how_our_usage and the meanings of our_words_have
been modified over time.

A driveway is_a_section_of personal roadway that leads_to a personal garage
(you would never_have left one of the old 70% wooden cars_outside with zero
rust_proofing on the metal, ever)._A_parkway_was supposed to be a scenic
roadway to link urban and_suburban parks