 jar, and when there was cutting job he
stropped his scalpel on his bootleg.

You see, in those primitive times germs had not been invented yet, and
so he did not have to take any steps to avoid them. Now we know that
loose, luxuriant whiskers are unsanitary, because they make such fine
winter quarters for germs; so, though the doctors still wear whiskers,
they do not wear them wild and waving. In the profession bosky whiskers
are taboo; they must be landscaped. And since it is a recognized fact
that germs abhor orderliness and straight lines they now go elsewhere to
reside, and the doctor may still retain his traditional aspect and yet
be practically germproof. Doctor X was trimmed in accordance with the
ethics of the newer school. He had trellis whiskers. So I went to see
him at his offices in a fashionable district, on an expensive side
street.

Before reaching him I passed through the hands of a maid and a nurse,
each of whom spoke to me in a low, sorrowful tone of voice, which seemed
to indicate that there was very little hope.

I reached an inner room where Doctor X was. He looked me over, while I
described for him as best I could what seemed to be the matter with
me, and asked me a number of intimate questions touching on the lives,
works, characters and peculiarities of my ancestors; after which he
made me stand up in front of him and take my coat off, and he punched
me hither and yon with his forefinger. He also knocked repeatedly on my
breastbone with his knuckles, and each time, on doing this, would apply
his ear to my chest and listen intently for a spell, afterward shaking
his head in a disappointed way. Apparently there was nobody at home. For
quite a time he kept on knocking, but without getting any response.

He then took my temperature and fifteen dollars, and said it was an
interesting case--not unusual exactly, but interesting--and that it
called for an operation.

From the way my heart and other organs jumped inside of me at that
statement I knew at once that, no matter what he may have thought, the
premises were not unoccupied. Naturally I inquired how soon he meant
to operate. Personally I
jar, and when there was cutting job he 
 strop his scalpel on his moonshine. 

 You visit, in those primitive time germ had not been invented yet, and 
 indeed he did not give birth to take any steps to avoid them. Now we sleep together that 
 loose, luxuriant hair's-breadth are unsanitary, because they produce such fine 
 winter quarters for germs; thus, though the doctors still wear whisker, 
 they do not wear them wild and waving. In the profession bosky beard 
 are taboo; they must be landscaped. And since it is a recognized fact 
 that germs abhor orderliness and straight lines they nowadays go elsewhere to 
 reside, and the doctor may still retain his traditional aspect and yet 
 be practically germproof. Doctor X was trimmed in accordance with the 
 ethics of the newer school. He had trellis whiskers. So I went to see 
 him at his offices in a stylish district, on an expensive slope 
 street. 

 Before reaching him I die through the hired hand of a maid and a nurse, 
 each of whom spoke to me in a low, sorrowful spirit of part, which seemed 
 to indicate that there constitute very little hope. 

 I reached an inner room where Doctor X was. He looked me over, while I 
 described for him equally best I could what seemed to be the matter with 
 me, and asked me a number of intimate questions touch on the lives, 
 works, characters and peculiarities of my ancestors; after which he 
 cook me stand up in front of him and take my coating off, and he punched 
 me hither and yon with his index. He also knocked repeatedly on my 
 breastbone with his knuckles, and each time, on do this, would apply 
 his auricle to my chest and listen intently for a spell, afterward shake 
 his head in a defeated way. Apparently there was nobody at home. For 
 quite a time he keep on knocking, but without grow any response. 

 He then took my temperature and fifteen dollars, and said it was an 
 interesting event -- not unusual exactly, but interesting -- and that it 
 name for an operation. 

 From the way my heart and other organs jumped at heart of me at that 
 statement I knew at once that, no matter what he may have thought, the 
 premises were not unoccupied. Naturally I inquired how soon he meant 
 to function. Personally I
 jag, and when there was cutuing job he
stroppgd his sralpel kn his buotleg.

You see, in those primivive timew germs had not been ivvented yvt, and
so ye dmd not have to teie any steps fl avmmd them. Now we lnow that
lmose, luxuriant wfidkers are unsanitary, because they mwke sucn vine
winter quatters sor fvrns; so, though the doctors stilm wear xhiskers,
they do not wear them wild and waging. In the profession bosky whisjers
wee taboo; theh must be landscaped. Ahd since it is a recognized facg
that germs abhir orfgrliness and strapght lines thcj now gm elsewnere to
reside, snd thw doctor may still revain his traditional aspect atd yet
be practicallt termptoof. Goctue X waa vrijmed ij arcordance wjth the
ethixs of the newer schpoj. He had trelljs whifkqrs. So I went to see
him at his offices pn a fashionable district, ob an expensive side
stteet.

Before reaching him I passed through the hands of a maig and x nbvfd,
wafh of whom spoke to me in a low, sorrowful tonq og noice, which seemeb
to indicate thay hhrte was very lijtle ho's.

I reached an inner goom whgre Doxtor X waf. He looked me over, while I
desceibed for hii as best I could wkat seemed tu be the katter with
me, and asked me z number of intimate duestions touchivg pn the livtr,
works, characters and pecuoiarnties of my sncestjrs; after ahich he
made me stand up in ftont ox him and hake my coat off, and he punched
me hither and ion winh his foxefingcr. He also knoched repeatedly on my
bxeastbune with hps knucklxs, and each eime, on doing jhis, would ap'ly
his eaw to my xhest ava listen intenyly for a spell, aftwrward shaking
his mead kh a disappointeb qay. Apparently yhefe rad iobodr at home. For
xuitd a yime fe kept on jvockong, but without getthng zny response.

He them book my tgmperaturq and fifteen dollars, and said lt wav ai
interrstyng case--not unusual exactly, buf intereshinn--and that it
cwllee for an opexation.

From the way my heart and other orjans jumped inside of mw at that
statement N lnew at oncx that, no mattes what he may have tyought, the
premisex were not unoccupied. Naturdlly L inquired how soon he meant
to operate. Personally I
jar, and when there was cutting job his on his You see, in not invented yet, and he did not to take any steps to avoid Now we know that loose, luxuriant whiskers are unsanitary, because they make such winter quarters for germs; so, though the doctors still wear whiskers, they do wear wild waving. the profession bosky whiskers are taboo; they must be landscaped. And since it is a recognized that germs abhor orderliness and straight lines they go elsewhere to reside, the doctor may still retain traditional and yet practically Doctor was trimmed in with the ethics of the newer school. He had trellis whiskers. So I went to see him his offices fashionable district, an side Before reaching him through the hands of a maid each of whom spoke to me in a sorrowful tone voice, which seemed to indicate that was very little hope. I reached an inner where Doctor X was. He looked me over, while I described for him as best what seemed to be matter with me, asked a of questions touching the lives, works, characters and peculiarities of my ancestors; after which made me stand up in front of him and take off, he punched me and yon with his He knocked repeatedly on my his and doing would his ear to my and listen intently for a afterward shaking his head there was nobody at home. For quite a he kept on knocking, but without getting response. He then took my temperature and fifteen dollars, and said it an interesting exactly, but interesting--and that it called for an From the way my and other organs jumped inside of me at that I at once no matter what may have thought, premises were not I inquired soon meant I
 jar, and when there was cutting Job he
stropPed hiS scAlpEl On hiS booTleg.

You see, in thOSe prImitive times germs had noT been InVEnteD YeT, and
sO he did nOT hAVE to TaKe Any StEPs To avoId tHem. Now wE know that
lOosE, lUxuriant whisKErS are unsaniTarY, because they MakE such fInE
wiNTer quArtErs foR germs; SO, thougH the doctoRs STill weAR whiskeRS,
ThEy do Not wear them wild anD WaVIng. In the profesSion boSkY WhISKerS
arE taboo; they MuSt be lANdscapeD. anD SINce IT is a recognizeD fact
that geRMs aBhor orDeRliNEss and StraiGhT LinEs they now go ElseWhere to
reSide, anD The doctOR may stiLl retaIn hIs tRadiTIoNaL asPeCT anD YeT
be PRacTically gErMpRoof. DOctoR x WAS triMmeD in aCcordAnce with the
etHicS of tHE neWer scHool. HE had TrEllis WhiskeRs. So I WeNt to see
him at his OffiCes in a fasHioNaBle DiStricT, On an exPenSivE side
stReet.

BefORe rEaCHINg Him I passed through tHe HANdS of a maid And a nuRSe,
EaCH of whom sPoKe tO me iN A Low, soRrowFUl Tone of voIce, whiCH sEeMed
to inDiCate thAt TheRe wAs verY LittLe hope.

i reached An innER room where DoctOR X was. He looked ME oVER, wHIle I
DesCribed for hiM as bESt I cOuld WHaT seEMed to Be the MaTTeR With
me, and asked me a nuMbEr of inTimatE questions touChing on the LIVEs,
works, cHaraCTeRS and peculiaritIes of My ancestorS; After whiCh he
mAde me staNd up in froNT Of him and TakE my CoaT ofF, ANd He punched
me hiTHEr anD yOn with hIs fOrefingEr. HE alSo kNocKeD repeatedLy on my
brEaStBoNe WitH his kNUckles, anD eAch TiMe, oN doinG This, woUld apPly
hIs EaR To mY chest aND lISTen iNtEnTly fOr a SpEll, afTerwARd sHaking
hIs head in a DisAPpoiNtEd Way. AppaRently there waS nObody at homE. FOr
qUite a tIME he kept oN knocking, but without gettINg any reSpoNse.

He Then Took my temPerAture aNd fIFteen dOllars, And saId It wAS An
intEREsTinG cAse--not unusUAL exActly, BuT intErestinG--and that it
called foR An oPeration.

From tHe wAy my HEArT anD OtHEr oRgANs jUMPed inside of me at That
statemEnT i kNew at once tHAt, nO mAtter whAt he may Have tHOught, thE
premises Were not unOcCupiED. natUrally I inqUired how Soon he meaNT
to opERaTe. PerSonAlly I
 jar, and when there was c utting job  he
s tro ppe dhisscal pel on his boo t leg. 

You see, in those pr imiti ve time s  g ermshad not be e n  in ve nt edye t ,and
s o h e did n ot have to  ta ke  any steps t o  a void them.  No w we know th atloose,  l uxu r iantwhi skers  are u n sanita ry, becau se they m a ke such f in e
wi nter quarters for ge r ms; so, though  the d oc t or s sti llwear whisk er s,
th e y do no t  w e a r  th e m wild and wa ving. In th e  pr ofessi on  bo s ky whi skers 
a r e t aboo; theymust  be lands caped. And sin c e it is  a rec ogn ize d fa c tth atge r msa bh oro rde rlinessan dstrai ghtl i n e s th eynowgo el sewhere to
re sid e, a n d t he do ctormayst ill r etainhis t ra ditional aspect  and  yet
be p rac ti cal ly  germ p roof.Doc tor  X wastrimmed inac c o r da nce with the
ethic so f  t he newer  schoo l .He had trel li s w hisk e r s. So  I w e nt  to seehim at hi soffices  i n a fa sh ion abl e dis t rict , on a n expens ive s i de
street.

Be f ore reachingh im I  p a ssed  th rough the h ands of a  mai d  a nda  nurs e,
ea ch of whom spoke to me in  a  low,sorro wful tone ofvoice, whi c h seemed
t o in d ic a te that therewas v ery little hope.

I  reac hed an i nner room w here Doc tor  Xwas . H e lo oked me over, w hile  I 
descri bed  for hi m a s b est  Ico uld whatseemed t obe  t he  ma tterw ith
me,an d a sk edme an umberof in tima te  q u est ions to u ch i n g on  t he  liv es, 
w orks,  cha r act ers and  peculiar iti e s of  m yancesto rs; after whi ch  he
made m esta nd upi n  front o f him and take my coato ff, and  he  punc hedme hither  an d yonwit h  his f orefin ger.He  al s o  knoc k e drep ea tedly on m y bre astbo ne  wit h his k nuckles, and eacht ime , on doing th is,  wou l d  a ppl y 
h i s e ar tom y  chest and list en intentl yf or  a spell,a fte rw ard sha king
hi s hea d  in a d isappoint ed way. A pp aren t l y t here was n obody at  home. Fo r 
quit e  a  time  he  kepton  kn ockin g, but wit houtgettin gany re spons e. 

He the n took my temperature a nd fif teendol lars, and  sa i d i t was aninte resting ca se- -no t unu sua l  exac tly, bu t i n teres ting - -and that it 
ca l l ed  for an ope r a t ion .

Fr omt he way  myheart and other o r gans jumped in side o f m e a t  tha tstatement I kn ewat o nce that ,no matter w hat he m ay havethough t, the 
premis e s  w e re not  uno ccu pied. Nat ura ll y  I inqu ir ed how so on h emeantto ope r ate. P ersonally I
 jar,_and when_there was cutting job_he
stropped his_scalpel_on his_bootleg.

You_see, in those_primitive times germs_had not been invented_yet, and
so he_did_not have to take any steps to avoid them. Now we know that
loose, luxuriant_whiskers_are unsanitary,_because_they_make such fine
winter quarters for_germs; so, though the doctors_still wear_whiskers,
they do not wear them wild and waving._In_the profession bosky_whiskers
are taboo; they must be landscaped. And since it_is a recognized fact
that germs abhor_orderliness and straight_lines_they_now go elsewhere to
reside,_and the doctor may still retain_his traditional aspect and yet
be practically_germproof. Doctor X was trimmed in accordance_with the
ethics of the newer school._He had trellis whiskers. So_I went_to see
him at his offices_in a fashionable_district, on_an expensive side
street.

Before_reaching him I passed through the_hands of a_maid and a nurse,
each of whom_spoke_to me in_a_low,_sorrowful tone_of voice, which_seemed
to_indicate that_there_was very little hope.

I reached an_inner_room where Doctor X was. He looked_me over, while I
described_for_him as best I_could what seemed to be_the matter with
me, and asked me_a number_of intimate_questions touching on the lives,
works, characters and peculiarities of my ancestors;_after which he
made me stand up_in front of him_and take_my_coat off, and_he_punched
me hither_and yon with his forefinger. He also_knocked repeatedly_on my
breastbone with his knuckles, and_each time, on doing_this,_would apply
his ear to my chest_and listen intently for a spell,_afterward shaking
his head in a_disappointed_way._Apparently there was nobody at_home. For
quite a time he kept_on knocking, but_without getting any response.

He then took my_temperature_and fifteen dollars, and said it_was_an
interesting case--not unusual exactly, but interesting--and_that_it
called_for an operation.

From the way_my heart and other organs jumped_inside of me at that
statement I knew at once_that, no matter_what he may have thought,_the
premises_were_not unoccupied. Naturally I inquired how soon he meant
to operate._Personally I