 rude things about me last night. Hope one of the local
speakers will give them a trouncing afterwards, _I'm_ expected to be
polite."

"_I congratulate you upon the growth of your Association, and the
excellent political work it is doing in this district_;" _i.e._, "Know
nothing about it, except what the pasty-faced Secretary has just crammed
me with, but must butter them a bit."

"_Your admirable Member, whose voice we hear only too seldom in the
House_;" _i.e._, "A silent'stick' whose silence is his only merit."

"_No words of mine are necessary to commend this vote of thanks to your
good will. You all know your Chairman_;" _i.e._, How long will that
stammering idiot be allowed to preside at these meetings?

PARLIAMENTARY.

"_Of course I withdraw_;" _i.e._, "Of course I don't."

"_Of course, Sir, I bow to your ruling_;" _i.e._, "I'm sure you're
wrong."

"_Of course I accept the Honourable Gentleman's explanation_;" _i.e._,
"Can't _tell_ him he's a liar!"

"_When I entered the House to-night it was with no thought of being
called upon to address you_;" _i.e._, "I _should_ have been mad if I'd
missed the chance of letting off my long-stored rhetorical fireworks!"

AT A DANCE.

"_May I have the pleasure?_" _i.e._, "Wish to goodness she'd refuse, but
no such luck!"

"_Delighted!_" _i.e._, "I'd as soon dance with a tipsy Mammoth."

"_Awfully sorry, but I haven't one dance left;_" _i.e._, "I've three,
but if I'd thirty, he shouldn't have one, the lemon-headed little cad!"

"_I think I see Mamma looking for me;_" _i.e._, "Must get rid of the
bore somehow."

A LITTLE MUSIC.

"_Oh, will you play us that sweet little
rude things about me last night. Hope one of the local 
 speaker will contribute them a trouncing afterwards, _ I'm _ expected to be 
 civil. " 

 " _ I congratulate you upon the growth of your Association, and the 
 excellent political oeuvre it is dress in this district _; " _ i.e. _, " Know 
 nothing about it, except what the pasty - face Secretary has just crammed 
 me with, but must butter them a morsel. " 

 " _ Your admirable Member, whose voice we hear entirely excessively seldom in the 
 House _; " _ i.e. _, " A silent'stick' whose silence is his only merit. " 

 " _ No words of mine are necessary to commend this right to vote of thanks to your 
 good will. You all know your Chairman _; " _ i.e. _, How long will that 
 bumble idiot be allowed to preside at these meetings? 

 PARLIAMENTARY. 

 " _ Of course I withdraw _; " _ i.e. _, " Of course I maken't. " 

 " _ Of course, Sir, I bow to your ruling _; " _ i.e. _, " I'm sure you're 
 wrong. " 

 " _ Of naturally I accept the Honourable Gentleman's explanation _; " _ i.e. _, 
 " Can't _ tell _ him he's a liar! " 

 " _ When I entered the House to - night it was with no thought of being 
 called upon to cover you _; " _ i.e. _, " I _ should _ have been huffy if I'd 
 missed the chance of letting off my long - stored rhetorical fireworks! " 

 AT A DANCE. 

 " _ May I have the pleasure? _ " _ i.e. _, " Wish to goodness she'd refuse, but 
 no such fortune! " 

 " _ beguiled! _ " _ i.e. _, " I'd as soon dance with a tipsy Mammoth. " 

 " _ Awfully good-for-nothing, but I haven't one dance left; _ " _ i.e. _, " I've three, 
 but if I'd thirty, he shouldn't accept one, the lemon - headed little cad! " 

 " _ I remember I see Mamma looking for me; _ " _ i.e. _, " Must get rid of the 
 bore somehow. " 

 A LITTLE MUSIC. 

 " _ Oh, will you play us that sweet little
 rufe things about me last kight. Hope one oy the lmcal
spsakers wkll give them a trouncing afverwqrds, _U'm_ expected to be
politd."

"_I congranulate yoy upib the growvg of yomx Asskgiatimi, and the
excellgnt politican work it is dmivg in this district_;" _i.e._, "Know
nothing abjut it, rxfept what the kasty-gwced Secretary has just crammed
me with, but muvt butter thek a bit."

"_Your admirable Membfr, wjose voice we hear only too sgmdoi in the
House_;" _i.e._, "A silent'stick' whosg silence is his only merit."

"_No wofds oy mine are bexesddry to commxnd thps vote of thanks to four
gooc will. You all knmw tour Chairman_;" _i.e._, How nong will that
stamiering idhoc be allowed to presiee at tvese meegungr?

PADLMAMSNTARY.

"_Lf rourse I wifhdraw_;" _i.e._, "Od course I don't."

"_Of cpuwwe, Sir, I bow fo youw wuling_;" _i.e._, "I'm sure you're
wrong."

"_Of course I acdept the Honourable Genrleman's explanation_;" _i.g._,
"Can't _tell_ him he's a liar!"

"_When I entered the House to-night id was ditk no tfiuhht of being
called upon to address you_;" _i.e._, "I _srkukd_ have been mad if I'd
missec hhr chance of lejting oyr jy long-stored rhetlrical sirewirks!"

AT A QANCR.

"_May I have the pleasure?_" _i.e._, "Wish to goobnews she'd refuse, but
uo such luck!"

"_Belighjed!_" _i.e._, "I'd as soon dance with c tipsg Mammoth."

"_Awvully sordh, but I haven't ove catce left;_" _i.e._, "I've three,
but is I'd thirvy, he shouldv't hsve onq, the lemoj-headcg little cad!"

"_I thinn I sge Mamka looking for me;_" _i.e._, "Must get rid of the
bore somehow."

A LOTDLE MUSIC.

"_Oh, will you play us ehat sweet litjle
rude things about me last night. Hope the speakers will them a trouncing polite." congratulate you upon growth of your and the excellent political work it doing in this district_;" _i.e._, "Know nothing about it, except what the pasty-faced has just crammed me with, but must butter them a bit." "_Your admirable whose we only seldom in the House_;" _i.e._, "A silent'stick' whose silence is his only merit." "_No words of are necessary to commend this vote of thanks your good will. You know your Chairman_;" _i.e._, How will stammering idiot allowed preside these meetings? PARLIAMENTARY. course I withdraw_;" _i.e._, "Of course I don't." "_Of course, Sir, I bow to your ruling_;" _i.e._, sure you're course I the Gentleman's _i.e._, "Can't _tell_ a liar!" "_When I entered the was with no thought of being called upon address you_;" "I _should_ have been mad if missed the chance of letting off my long-stored fireworks!" AT A DANCE. "_May I have the pleasure?_" _i.e._, "Wish to goodness she'd refuse, such luck!" "_Delighted!_" _i.e._, as soon dance a Mammoth." sorry, I haven't dance left;_" _i.e._, "I've three, but if I'd thirty, he shouldn't one, the lemon-headed little cad!" "_I think I see Mamma me;_" "Must get rid the bore somehow." A MUSIC. will you play us little
 rude things about me last nighT. Hope one of The loCal
SpeAkErs wIll gIve them a trouncINg afTerwards, _I'm_ expected to be
PolitE."

"_I COngrATuLate yOu upon tHE gROWth Of YoUr ASsOCiAtion, And The
exceLlent politIcaL wOrk it is doing IN tHis districT_;" _i.e._, "know
nothing aBouT it, excEpT whAT the pAstY-faceD SecreTAry has Just crammEd
ME with, bUT must buTTEr Them A bit."

"_Your admirable mEmBEr, whose voice we Hear onLy TOo SELdoM in The
House_;" _i.e._, "a sIlent'STick' whoSE sILENce IS his only merit."

"_no words of miNE arE necesSaRy tO CommenD this VoTE of Thanks to youR
gooD will. You aLl know YOur ChaiRMan_;" _i.e._, HoW long wIll ThaT
staMMeRiNg iDiOT be ALlOweD To pReside at ThEsE meetIngs?

parliAMEnTArY.

"_Of CoursE I withdraw_;" _i.e._, "OF coUrse i Don'T."

"_Of coUrse, SIr, I bOw To youR rulinG_;" _i.e._, "I'm SuRe you're
wrong."

"_Of cOursE I accept tHe HOnOurAbLe GenTLeman's ExpLanAtion_;" _i.e._,
"can't _telL_ Him He'S A LIaR!"

"_When I entered the HoUsE TO-nIght it waS with nO ThOuGHt of beinG
cAllEd upON To addRess YOu_;" _I.e._, "I _shoulD_ have bEEn MaD if I'd
miSsEd the cHaNce Of lEttinG Off mY long-sTored rheToricAL fireworks!"

AT A DanCE.

"_May I have thE PlEASuRE?_" _i.e._, "WIsh To goodness sHe'd rEFuse, But
nO SuCh lUCk!"

"_DelIghteD!_" _i.E._, "i'd AS soon dance with a tipsY MAmmoth."

"_awfulLy sorry, but I haVen't one danCE LEft;_" _i.e._, "I've ThreE,
BuT If I'd thirty, he shOuldn'T have one, thE Lemon-heaDed liTtle cad!"

"_I Think I see mAMma lookiNg fOr mE;_" _i.e._, "musT GEt Rid of the
bore sOMEhow."

a LiTTLE MUsIC.

"_oh, will yOu pLay Us tHat SwEet little
 rude things about me last  night. Ho pe on e o f t he  loc al
s peakers will g i ve t hem a trouncing afterw ards,  _ I 'm_e xp ected  to bep ol i t e." 
"_ I c on g ra tulat e y ou upon  the growt h o fyour Associa t io n, and the 
ex cellent poli tic al wor kiti s doi ngin th is dis t rict_; " _i.e._,  " K now
no t hing ab o u tit,except what the p a st y -faced Secreta ry has  j u st c ram med 
me with,bu t mus t  butter th e m a b i t."

"_Your a dmirable Me m ber , whos evoi c e we h ear o nl y  to o seldom in  the 
House_;"  _i.e. _ , "A si l ent'sti ck' wh ose  si lenc e  i shis  o n lym er it. " 

" _No word sof  mine  are n e c essa ryto c ommen d this vote o f t hank s  to  your 
good  wil l.  Youall kn ow yo ur  Chairman_;" _i .e._ , How lon g w il l t ha t
sta m mering  id iot  be all owed to pre si d e at  these meetings?
PA R L IA MENTARY. 

"_Of co ur s e I with dr aw_ ;" _ i . e._,"Ofc ou rse I do n't.""_ Of  course ,Sir, I  b owtoyourr ulin g_;" _ i.e._, " I'm s u re you're
wron g ."

"_Of cour s eI ac c eptthe  Honourable  Gen t lema n'se xp lan a tion_ ;" _i .e . _, "Can't _tell_ him h e' s a li ar!"
"_When I ent ered the H o u s e to-nig ht i t  w a s with no thou ght o f being
ca l led upon  to a ddress y ou_;" _i. e . _, "I _s hou ld_  ha veb e en  mad if I'd
m i s sedth e chanc e o f letti ngoff  my  lo ng -stored r hetorica lfi re wo rks !"

A T  A DANCE .
"_ Ma y I  have the pl easur e?_"  _ i. e ._,  "Wisht og o odne ss  s he'd  re fu se, b ut
n o  su ch luck !"

"_Del igh t ed!_ "_i .e._, " I'd as soon d an ce with ati psy  Mammo t h ."

"_Aw fully sorry, but I have n 't onedan ce le ft;_ " _i.e._,  "I 've th ree , 
but i f I'dthirt y,  he s hould n ' thav eone, the l e m on- heade dlitt le cad! "

"_I think I see Mam ma looking fo r m e;_" _ i. e._ ,  " M ust  g e t r i d  of the
bore so mehow."

A  L I TT LE MUSIC."_O h,  will y ou play  us t h at swee t little
 rude_things about_me last night. Hope_one of_the_local
speakers will_give_them a trouncing_afterwards, _I'm_ expected_to be
polite."

"_I congratulate you_upon the growth_of_your Association, and the
excellent political work it is doing in this district_;" _i.e._, "Know
nothing_about_it, except_what_the_pasty-faced Secretary has just crammed
me_with, but must butter them_a bit."

"_Your_admirable Member, whose voice we hear only too_seldom_in the
House_;" _i.e._,_"A silent'stick' whose silence is his only merit."

"_No words_of mine are necessary to commend_this vote of_thanks_to_your
good will. You all_know your Chairman_;" _i.e._, How long_will that
stammering idiot be allowed to_preside at these meetings?

PARLIAMENTARY.

"_Of course I withdraw_;"__i.e._, "Of course I don't."

"_Of course,_Sir, I bow to your_ruling_;" _i.e._,_"I'm sure you're
wrong."

"_Of course I_accept the Honourable_Gentleman's explanation_;"__i.e._,
"Can't _tell_ him_he's a liar!"

"_When I entered the_House to-night it_was with no thought of being
called_upon_to address you_;"__i.e._,_"I__should_ have_been mad if_I'd
missed_the chance_of_letting off my long-stored rhetorical fireworks!"

AT_A_DANCE.

"_May I have the pleasure?_" _i.e._, "Wish_to goodness she'd refuse,_but
no_such luck!"

"_Delighted!_" _i.e._, "I'd_as soon dance with a_tipsy Mammoth."

"_Awfully sorry, but I haven't_one dance_left;_" _i.e._,_"I've three,
but if I'd thirty, he shouldn't have one, the lemon-headed_little cad!"

"_I think I see Mamma_looking for me;_" _i.e._,_"Must get_rid_of the
bore somehow."

A_LITTLE_MUSIC.

"_Oh, will_you play us that sweet little