 thing of yours in five flats?_"
_i.e._, "It isn't sweet, but it is short, which is something--with him!"

"_Won't you give us just one song, Mr. Howler? I won't ask you for
more_;" _i.e._, "Wouldn't for that, if I could help it."

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MODERN TYPES.

(_By Mr. Punch's Own Type-writer._)

No. IX.--THE ADVERTISING BARRISTER.

[Illustration]

The Advertising Barrister may best be defined as the living and pushing
embodiment of self-assertion and impudence. He is not of those who by a
life of steady and honourable toil attain eventually to the high places
of their profession, whether at the Bar or in Parliament, without losing
the respect and friendship of their fellows. These too in the race of
life must pass many of the feebler runners, and force themselves by
their own merit into places that others would fain have occupied, but
they always run straight, their practice and their performance are
disfigured by no trick, and in the end they bring their honour
untarnished to the goal, and receive the applause even of their
vanquished rivals. With them the Advertising Barrister has no point in
common, save the robes he wears in virtue of his call. For his ambition
is as sordid as the means whereby he attempts to fulfil it are
questionable. He must be credited with the knowledge that his natural
abilities are by themselves insufficient to assure him either fame or
wealth. But he consoles himself by reflecting that if only impudence,
_reclame_, and a taste for the arts of a cadger, be protected by the
hide of a rhinoceros, they are certain to prevail up to a certain point
against the humdrum industry of those inferior beings who hamper
themselves with considerations of honour and good-feeling. It must not
be understood that the Advertiser puffs himself in a literal sense in
the advertising columns of the press. The rules of his profession, to
which even he pays an open deference, forbid this enormity; but in the
subtler methods of gaining a certain attention, and of keeping his
thing of yours in five flats? _ " 
 _ i.e. _, " It isn't sweet, but it is short, which is something -- with him! " 

 " _ Won't you render us barely one song, Mr. Howler? I won't ask you for 
 more _; " _ i.e. _, " Wouldn't for that, if I could help it. " 

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 MODERN TYPES. 

 (_ By Mr. Punch's Own character - writer. _) 

 No. IX.--THE ADVERTISING BARRISTER. 

 [ Illustration ] 

 The Advertising Barrister may best be specify as the living and pushing 
 embodiment of self - affirmation and crust. He is not of those who by a 
 life of steady and ethical toil attain eventually to the eminent places 
 of their profession, whether at the Bar or in Parliament, without losing 
 the respect and friendship of their fellows. These too in the subspecies of 
 life must pass many of the feebler runners, and wedge themselves by 
 their own merit into places that others would fain have occupied, but 
 they always scat straight, their practice and their performance are 
 disfigured by no trick, and in the goal they bring their honour 
 untarnished to the goal, and receive the applause even of their 
 vanquished rivals. With them the Advertising Barrister has no point in 
 common, save the robes he wears in virtue of his call. For his ambition 
 is as sordid as the means whereby he attempts to fulfil it are 
 questionable. He must be credit with the knowledge that his natural 
 ability are by themselves insufficient to reassure him either fame or 
 wealth. But he consoles himself by reflecting that if only crust, 
 _ reclame _, and a taste for the humanistic discipline of a cadger, be protected by the 
 hide of a rhinoceros, they are sealed to prevail up to a certain point 
 against the humdrum industry of those inferior organism who hamper 
 themselves with considerations of honour and good - touch. It must not 
 be understood that the Advertiser puff himself in a literal sense in 
 the advertising columns of the press. The dominion of his profession, to 
 which even he pays an open deference, prevent this enormity; but in the 
 subtler method acting of gaining a certain care, and of keeping his
 thlng of yours in five flaus?_"
_i.e._, "It isn't sweej, vut it is shkrt, whicf is something--with him!"

"_Won't ylu give us just one song, Mr. Huwler? I wln't ask tou hor
more_;" _i.e._, "Wouldi'f for tmct, if L counv help it."

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MODERN TYPES.

(_By Mr. Punch's Own Type-wwiter._)

No. ID.--THE ADVERTISIGG BSWRISFVR.

[Lllustration]

The Advertising Barrjster mey best be defimed as the living and pushlng
elbodiment of self-adsertion ane im[ydence. He is not of those who by a
mife of steady and honourable tuil actain eventocoly jo the high 'laces
jf their pronvssion, fhether at the Bar or in Paeliament, without losiig
the respect and fryendship mf their fellows. Thwsw too in dhe fqce of
mihe just pwss many of tge feebler eunners, and force tneiwelves by
theid own iewit into places that others would fain vavs occupied, but
they alwats run straight, their practice and their performance are
disfigured by no trick, dnd ii ghe ekd tfwy bring their honour
untarnished to the goal, anq rtcepve the applause cven of their
vanquosjec rivals. With jhem thz Asvertising Barristfr has go pount in
comion, xave the robes he wears in cirtue of hif call. For his ambicion
is as soxdid ax the means whereby he attem'ts to fulfil it wre
questikvable. He must be crvditad with ufe knowledge that his natucal
abnlities xre ny theiselves induffighent to assure him eithgr fama or
wealth. But he consoles himself by reflecting that ig mnlj impudenee,
_reclsme_, and a tasee for the artx of a eadger, be protecned by thx
hide of a rrinoceros, thef are certain to prevwil yp ti a cergxin point
againxt the humdrum induwtry of those infevior csings who hampex
uhenselves with comsiaerwtponx jx honour and gooa-fedking. Kt must not
ne jndetstood that the Advestissr puffs himself im w literao sense yn
the advertixing columns of tht presv. Tie rulrs jf his profession, to
which even he pays wn jpen deferense, firbid this euormity; but in the
subtler methods of gaiiing a certain attentiob, and of keeping hix
thing of yours in five flats?_" _i.e._, sweet, it is which is something--with just song, Mr. Howler? won't ask you more_;" _i.e._, "Wouldn't for that, if could help it." * * * * * MODERN TYPES. (_By Mr. Punch's Type-writer._) No. IX.--THE ADVERTISING BARRISTER. [Illustration] The Advertising Barrister may best be defined the and embodiment self-assertion and impudence. He is not of those who by a life of steady and honourable attain eventually to the high places of their whether at the Bar in Parliament, without losing the and of their These in race of life pass many of the feebler runners, and force themselves by their own merit into places that others fain have they always straight, practice their performance are no trick, and in the end honour untarnished to the goal, and receive the even of vanquished rivals. With them the Advertising has no point in common, save the robes wears in virtue of his call. For his ambition is as sordid as the means attempts to fulfil it questionable. He must credited the that natural abilities by themselves insufficient to assure him either fame or wealth. But consoles himself by reflecting that if only impudence, _reclame_, and for arts of a be protected by the of rhinoceros, they are certain up a the industry those inferior beings who themselves with considerations of honour good-feeling. It must not puffs himself in a literal sense in the columns of the press. The rules of profession, to which even he pays an open deference, forbid this enormity; in the of gaining a certain attention, and of keeping
 thing of yours in five flats?_"
_i.e._, "it isn't sweeT, but iT is ShoRt, WhicH is sOmething--with hiM!"

"_won't You give us just one song, Mr. howleR? I WOn't aSK yOu for
More_;" _i.e._, "WOUlDN'T foR tHaT, if i cOUlD help It."

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MoDERN TYpES.

(_By Mr. PunCh's owN Type-writer._)

NO. iX.--tHE ADVERTIsINg BARRISTER.

[IlLusTratioN]

THe ADVertiSinG BarrIster mAY best bE defined aS tHE livinG And pushING
eMbodIment of self-assertIOn ANd impudence. He iS not of ThOSe WHO by A
liFe of steady AnD honoURable toIL aTTAIn eVEntually to the High places
oF TheIr profEsSioN, WhetheR at thE BAR or In ParliamenT, witHout losinG
the reSPect and FRiendshIp of thEir FelLows. tHeSe Too In THe rACe Of
lIFe mUst pass mAnY oF the fEeblER RUNnerS, anD forCe theMselves by
theiR owN merIT inTo plaCes thAt otHeRs wouLd fain Have oCcUpied, but
they alwAys rUn straighT, thEiR prAcTice aND their PerForMance arE
disfigURed By NO TRiCk, and in the end they bRiNG ThEir honouR
untarNIsHeD To the goaL, aNd rEceiVE The apPlauSE eVen of theIr
vanqUIsHeD rivals. wiTh them ThE AdVerTisinG barrIster hAs no poinT in
coMMon, save the robeS He wears in virtUE oF HIs CAll. FOr hIs ambition
iS as sORdid As thE MeAns WHerebY he atTeMPtS To fulfil it are
questiOnAble. He Must bE credited with The knowledGE THat his naTuraL
AbILities are by theMselvEs insufficIEnt to assUre hiM either fAme or
wealTH. but he conSolEs hImsElf BY ReFlecting that iF ONly iMpUdence,
_rEclAme_, and a TasTe fOr tHe aRtS of a cadgeR, be proteCtEd By ThE
hiDe of a RHinoceroS, tHey ArE ceRtain TO prevaIl up tO a ceRtAiN PoiNt
againST tHE HumdRuM iNdusTry Of Those InfeRIor Beings wHo hamper
tHemSElveS wItH considErations of honOuR and good-feElIng. it must NOT
be underStood that the Advertiser pUFfs himsElf In a liTeraL sense in
tHe aDvertiSinG ColumnS of the Press. thE ruLES of hiS PRoFesSiOn, to
which eVEN he Pays aN oPen dEferencE, forbid this enormitY; But In the
subtler mEthOds oF GAiNinG A cERtaIn ATteNTIon, and of keeping His
 thing of yours in five fl ats?_"
_i. e._,"It  is n' t sw eet,  but it is sho r t, w hich is something--wit h him !" 
"_W o n' t you  give u s  j u s t o ne  s ong ,M r.  Howl er?  I won' t ask youfor 
m ore_;" _i.e. _ ,"Wouldn'tfor  that, if Icou ld hel pit. " 

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M ODERN T Y P ES .

( _By Mr. Punch's O w nT ype-writer._)
No. I X. - -T H E  AD VER TISING BAR RI STER. 
[Illus t ra t i o n]The Advertisi ng Barriste r  ma y best  b e d e finedas th el ivi ng and push ingembodimen t of s e lf-asse r tion an d impu den ce.  Hei sno t o ft hos e  w hob y a 
life of  s te ady a nd h o n o u rabl e t oilattai n eventuallytotheh igh  plac es
of  the ir  prof ession , whe th er at the Bar o r in  Parliame nt,  w ith ou t los i ng
the  re spe ct andfriends h ipof t h ei r fellows. These t oo i nthe race  of
li f emu s t pass m an y o f th e feebl er r u nn ers, and  force th em selvesby 
their  o wnmer it in t o pl aces t hat othe rs wo u ld fain have o c cupied, but
t h ey a lw a ys r unstraight, t heir prac tice an d t h eir p erfor ma n ce are
disfigured by n otrick,  andin the end th ey bring t h e i r honour 
unt a rn i shed to the go al, a nd receive the appl auseeven oftheir
van q u ished ri val s.Wit h t h e mthe Advertisi n g  Bar ri ster ha s n o point  in 
co mmo n,sa ve the ro bes he w ea rs  i nvir tue o f  his cal l.  Fo rhis  ambi t ion
is  as s ordi das the  meansw he r e by h eat temp tsto  fulf il i t  ar e
quest ionable.Hem ustbe  c redited  with the kno wl edge thathi s n atural a bilities  are by themselves insu f ficient  to  assu re h im either  fa me orwea l th. Bu t he c onsol es  hi m s elf b y re fle ct ing that i f onl y imp ud ence ,
_recl ame_, and a tastef orthe arts of a  ca dger , be  pr o te c ted  b y  th e hide of a rhino ceros, the ya re  certain t o  pr ev ail upto a ce rtain point
a gainst th e humdrum  i ndus t r y o f those in ferior b eings who hampe r 
t hemse lve s with  c ons idera tionso f h onour  and g oo d-feel ing.It  must no t
be understood that th e Adve rtise r p uffs hims elf ina literal  sen se in
theadv ert ising  co l umnsof t h epre s s. Th e ru l es of his pr ofe s s io n, to
which e v enhe pa ysa n open  def erence, forbid th i s enormity; bu t in t hesub t lerme thods of gaini ngac e rtain at te ntion, andof keepi ng his
 thing_of yours_in five flats?_"
_i.e._, "It_isn't sweet,_but_it is_short,_which is something--with_him!"

"_Won't you give_us just one song,_Mr. Howler? I_won't_ask you for
more_;" _i.e._, "Wouldn't for that, if I could help it."

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MODERN TYPES.

(_By Mr. Punch's Own Type-writer._)

No._IX.--THE ADVERTISING BARRISTER.

[Illustration]

The Advertising Barrister may_best be defined_as_the_living and pushing
embodiment of_self-assertion and impudence. He is not_of those who by a
life of_steady and honourable toil attain eventually to_the high places
of their profession, whether_at the Bar or in_Parliament, without_losing
the respect and friendship of_their fellows. These_too in_the race of
life_must pass many of the feebler_runners, and force_themselves by
their own merit into places_that_others would fain_have_occupied,_but
they always_run straight, their_practice_and their_performance_are
disfigured by no trick, and in_the_end they bring their honour
untarnished to the_goal, and receive the_applause_even of their
vanquished rivals._With them the Advertising Barrister_has no point in
common, save the_robes he_wears in_virtue of his call. For his ambition
is as sordid as the_means whereby he attempts to fulfil_it are
questionable. He must_be credited_with_the knowledge that_his_natural
abilities are_by themselves insufficient to assure him either_fame or
wealth._But he consoles himself by reflecting_that if only impudence,
_reclame_,_and_a taste for the arts of_a cadger, be protected by the
hide_of a rhinoceros, they are_certain_to_prevail up to a certain_point
against the humdrum industry of those_inferior beings who_hamper
themselves with considerations of honour and good-feeling._It_must not
be understood that the Advertiser_puffs_himself in a literal sense in
the_advertising_columns_of the press. The rules_of his profession, to
which even he_pays an open deference, forbid this enormity; but in_the
subtler methods of_gaining a certain attention, and_of_keeping_his