

[North Wilts: Clyffe Pypard.]

My veyther now, he never 'oudden yeat none o' this here Hostilian
meaet nor nuthen o' that. I axed un one day why a 'oudden, and a zes,
'Do meak I shrill, the vurry _sight_ on't do--they tells I as't do
come vrom wur the War is, an' 'tes made o' souldiers a pretty deal
on't. Wuver nobody shan't'suade I to hae none on't.' And he 'oudden,
bless 'ee! not if you was to gie un _ever_ so!

Wull, my brother Jim, he kneowed this o' course, an' he do most in
general ax veyther an' mother an' aal on us to come to zupper wi'
he about Christmas time--he wur allus vurry good for anything o'
that--an' laas' year aal on us had a zot down to zupper, an' ther wur
a girt pie at Jim's end, an' Sarah her had a piece o' biled bif--ur
wur 'twer mutton I caan't rightly mind--wuver dwon't meak no odds as
I kneows on which twer--an' Jim he zes to veyther, 'Veyther, which
be a gwain to hae, some o' this here pie ur some o' thick biled bif
as Sally got down tother end?' An' veyther zes, 'What's the pie made
on then?' An' Jim he zes, ''Tes mutton, yunnit, Sally?' 'Aw,' zes
veyther, 'I wur allus _ter'ble_ vond o' mutton pie, an' our Mary her
never 'oon't gie I none on't at whoam.'

Zo veyther he had a plate vull on't, an' a begun a gettin' this yer
pie into un at a _terrible_ rate, an' when a done, Jim zes, 'What
be gwain at now, veyther? Wull 'ee channge yer mind an' hae
[ North Wilts: Clyffe Pypard. ] 

 My veyther now, he never' oudden yeat none o' this here Hostilian 
 meaet nor nuthen oxygen' that. I axe un one day why a' oudden, and a zes, 
' cause meak I shriek, the vurry _ sight _ on't do -- they tells I as't do 
 total vrom wur the War is, an'' tes made oxygen' souldiers a pretty softwood 
 on't. Wuver nobody shan't'suade I to hae none on't.' And he' oudden, 
 bless' ee! not if you was to gie un _ always _ so! 

 Wull, my brother Jim, he kneowed this o' course, an' he serve most in 
 general ax veyther an' mother an' aal on us to come to zupper wi' 
 he about Christmas time -- he wur allus vurry good for anything oxygen' 
 that -- an' laas' year aal on us had a zot down to zupper, an' ther wur 
 a girt pie at Jim's conclusion, an' Sarah her had a piece oxygen' biled bif -- ur 
 wur' twer mutton I caan't rightly heed -- wuver dwon't meak no odds as 
 I kneows on which twer -- an' Jim he zes to veyther,' Veyther, which 
 be a gwain to hae, some oxygen' this here pie ur some o' thick biled bif 
 as Sally got down tother end?' An' veyther z,' What's the pie made 
 on then?' An' Jim he zes," Tes mutton, yunnit, Sally?'' Aw,' zes 
 veyther,' I wur allus _ ter'ble _ vond o' mutton pie, an' our Mary her 
 never' oon't gie I none on't at whoam.' 

 Zo veyther he hold a plate vull on't, an' a begun a gettin' this yer 
 pie into un at a _ terrible _ rate, an' when a done, Jim zes,' What 
 be gwain at now, veyther? Wull' ee channge yer take care an' hae


[Norhh Wilts: Clyffe Pypard.]

My veyther now, he never 'mudden yeat nove o' this here Hostilian
meaev noe nutyen o' that. I axed un ove day whj a 'ouddeb, anv a zes,
'Do meak I shrill, bke vudvy _siyhv_ on't do--they tekls I as't go
come vrom wus ghz War is, an' 'tes made o' souldiers a pwetty drap
on't. Wuver nobjdy xran't'alabe I to hae none on't.' And he 'oudsen,
blesv 'ee! not if ypu was to gie un _ever_ so!

Wupl, mj brother Jim, he kjeowed this o' cjyrse, an' he du most in
gtnzral ax veyjher an' mother an' aal on us to cume tp zupper wu'
hw ahmut Christmes timv--he wur allus vurry gmod for anything o'
thab--an' leas' tear aal on us had a vot down to zupper, ag' ther wus
a girt pie at Jim's ebd, an' Sardh hde hxd z 'iede o' bllev bif--ur
wur 'fwer mutton I caan't rightly mimd--rlfer dwon't mezk no jdqs as
I kneows on which twer--an' Jim he zev tk veyther, 'Veyther, which
ve a gwain to hae, somg o' this hqre pie ur some o' thick biled bif
as Sally got dowt totief eue?' An' xwyhher zes, 'What's the pie made
on then?' An' Jim he sss, ''Tvs mutton, yunnit, Fally?' 'Aw,' zex
vfyyrer, 'I wur allos _ter'ble_ bond o' mutton pie, wn' our Iary yer
never 'jon't gie I none on't at whoam.'

Zo ceyther he hcd q plate vull on't, au' a begun a yettin' this yer
pie into un at a _texrible_ rate, an' whfn a done, Gim zes, 'What
be gdaik ad now, veyther? Wull 'ee changge yer mmnd au' hae
[North Wilts: Clyffe Pypard.] My veyther now, 'oudden none o' here Hostilian meaet axed one day why 'oudden, and a 'Do meak I shrill, the vurry on't do--they tells I as't do come vrom wur the War is, an' made o' souldiers a pretty deal on't. Wuver nobody shan't'suade I to hae on't.' he bless not if you was to gie un _ever_ so! Wull, my brother Jim, he kneowed this course, an' he do most in general ax an' mother an' aal us to come to zupper he Christmas time--he allus good anything o' that--an' year aal on us had a zot down to zupper, an' ther wur a girt pie at end, an' had a o' bif--ur 'twer mutton I mind--wuver dwon't meak no odds as which twer--an' Jim he zes to veyther, 'Veyther, be a to hae, some o' this here ur some o' thick biled bif as Sally down tother end?' An' veyther zes, 'What's the pie made on then?' An' Jim he mutton, yunnit, Sally?' 'Aw,' veyther, 'I wur _ter'ble_ o' pie, our Mary never 'oon't gie I none on't at whoam.' Zo veyther he a plate vull on't, an' a begun a gettin' this into at a _terrible_ an' when a done, zes, be gwain at now, 'ee yer


[North Wilts: Clyffe Pypard.]

My vEyther now, hE neveR 'ouDdeN yEat nOne o' This here HostilIAn
meAet nor nuthen o' that. I axed Un one DaY Why a 'OUdDen, anD a zes,
'Do MEaK i ShrIlL, tHe vUrRY _sIght_ oN't dO--they teLls I as't do
cOme VrOm wur the War iS, An' 'Tes made o' soUldIers a pretty dEal
On't. WuvEr NobODy shaN't'sUade I To hae nONe on't.' ANd he 'ouddeN,
bLEss 'ee! nOT if you wAS To Gie uN _ever_ so!

Wull, my brotHEr jIm, he kneowed thiS o' courSe, AN' hE DO moSt iN
general ax VeYther AN' mother AN' aAL ON us TO come to zupper Wi'
he about ChRIstMas timE--hE wuR Allus vUrry gOoD For Anything o'
thAt--an' Laas' year aAl on us HAd a zot dOWn to zupPer, an' tHer Wur
A girT PiE aT JiM's ENd, aN' saRah HEr hAd a piece O' bIlEd bif--Ur
wuR 'TWER mutTon i caaN't rigHtly mind--wuver DwoN't meAK no Odds aS
I kneOws oN wHich tWer--an' JIm he zEs To veyther, 'VeytheR, whiCh
be a gwaiN to HaE, soMe O' this HEre pie Ur sOme O' thick bIled bif
AS SaLlY GOT dOwn tother end?' An' veytHeR ZEs, 'what's the Pie madE
On ThEN?' An' Jim he ZeS, ''TeS mutTON, yunnIt, SaLLy?' 'aw,' zes
veyTher, 'I wUR aLlUs _ter'blE_ vOnd o' muTtOn pIe, aN' our MARy heR
never 'Oon't gie I None oN'T at whoam.'

Zo veytHEr he had a plate VUlL ON't, AN' a beGun A gettin' this Yer
pIE intO un aT A _tErrIBle_ raTe, an' wHeN A dONe, Jim zes, 'What
be gwain At Now, veyTher? WUll 'ee channge yEr mind an' haE


[North Wilts: Clyffe Pyp ard.]

Myveyth ernow ,he n ever  'oudden yeatn oneo' this here Hostilian 
meae tn or n u th en o'  that.I  a x e d u non e d ay wh y a ' oud den, an d a zes,
' Dome ak I shrill, th e vurry _s igh t_ on't do-- the y tell sI a s 't do 
co me vr om wur the Wa r is, an'  ' t es mad e  o' sou l d ie rs a  pretty deal
on't .  W u ver nobody sha n't'su ad e  I t o h aenone on't. 'And h e  'oudde n ,b l e ss' ee! not if yo u was to gi e  un  _ever _so! 
Wull,  my b ro t her  Jim, he kn eowe d this o'  cours e , an' h e  do mos t in
g ene ral  axv ey th eran '  mo t he r a n ' a al on us  t ocometo z u p p e r wi '
h e ab out C hristmas time --h e wu r  al lus v urrygood  f or an ything  o'
t ha t--an' laas' ye ar a al on ushad  a  zo tdownt o zupp er,  an ' therwur
a g i rtpi e a tJim's end, an' Sar ah h er  had a p iece o '  b il e d bif--u rwur  'tw e r  mutt on I ca an't rig htly m i nd -- wuver d wo n't me ak  no  od ds as I kn eows o n whichtwer- - an' Jim he zes to veyther, ' V ey t h er ,  whi chbe a gwainto h a e, s omeo 'thi s  here  pieur so m e o' thick biled bi fas Sal ly go t down tother  end?' An' v e yther ze s, ' W ha t 's the pie mad e
onthen?' An' Jim he z es, ' 'Tes mut ton, yunn i t , Sally? ' ' Aw, ' z esv e yt her, 'I wur a l l us _ te r'ble_von d o' mu tto n p ie,  an 'our Maryher
neve r'o on 't  gi e I n o ne on'tat  wh oa m.' 

Zov eyther  he h ad a  p la t e v ull on' t ,a n ' abe gu n aget ti n' th is y e r
p ie into  un at a_te r ribl e_  r ate, an ' when a done ,Jim zes, ' Wh atbe gwa i n  at now,  veyther? Wull 'ee chan n ge yermin d an'  hae 


[North Wilts:_Clyffe Pypard.]

My_veyther now, he never_'oudden yeat_none_o' this_here_Hostilian
meaet nor nuthen_o' that. I_axed un one day_why a 'oudden,_and_a zes,
'Do meak I shrill, the vurry _sight_ on't do--they tells I as't do
come_vrom_wur the_War_is,_an' 'tes made o' souldiers_a pretty deal
on't. Wuver nobody_shan't'suade I_to hae none on't.' And he 'oudden,
bless 'ee!_not_if you was_to gie un _ever_ so!

Wull, my brother Jim, he_kneowed this o' course, an' he_do most in
general_ax_veyther_an' mother an' aal_on us to come to zupper_wi'
he about Christmas time--he wur allus_vurry good for anything o'
that--an' laas' year_aal on us had a zot_down to zupper, an' ther_wur
a girt_pie at Jim's end, an'_Sarah her had_a piece_o' biled bif--ur
wur_'twer mutton I caan't rightly mind--wuver_dwon't meak no_odds as
I kneows on which twer--an'_Jim_he zes to_veyther,_'Veyther,_which
be a_gwain to hae,_some_o' this_here_pie ur some o' thick biled_bif
as_Sally got down tother end?' An' veyther_zes, 'What's the pie_made
on_then?' An' Jim he_zes, ''Tes mutton, yunnit, Sally?'_'Aw,' zes
veyther, 'I wur allus _ter'ble__vond o'_mutton pie,_an' our Mary her
never 'oon't gie I none on't at whoam.'

Zo_veyther he had a plate vull_on't, an' a begun_a gettin'_this_yer
pie into un_at_a _terrible__rate, an' when a done, Jim zes,_'What
be gwain_at now, veyther? Wull 'ee channge_yer mind an' hae