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The Wisdom of Will Rogers

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good  judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad  
judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin'  it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every  now and then to 
make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinkin' you're  a person of some influence, try orderin' 
somebody else's dog  around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he  started 
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The  moral: 
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Never kick a cow  chip on a hot day.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither  one works.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop  diggin'.

Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

It don't take a  genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Always drink upstream from the  herd.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't  be 
surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight  around, be ready to have it thrown around 
by somebody else.

The quickest  way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in 
your  pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are three kinds  of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who 
learn by observation. The  rest of them have to pee on the electric fence 
for  themselves. Kristin - you're right!  I didn't realize you and your Dad had talked this 
morning.  Sorry for the confusion!  SRS




"Skilling, Kristin" <kskilling@EHSHOUSTON.ORG> on 05/05/2000 11:48:03 AM
To: "'Jeff
SCIENTECH, Inc. All rights   reserved. Touche' 

 The Wisdom of Will Rogers 

 Don't squat with your spurs on. 

 Good   opinion come from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad  
 sagacity. 

 Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a unharmed lot easier' n puttin'   it back in. 

 If you're ridin' ahead of the ruck, remove a spirit back every   now and then to 
 make sure it's however there. 

 If you get to thinkin' you're   a person of some influence, try orderin' 
 somebody else's dog   around. 

 After eating an integral bull, a mountain lion find so good he   begin 
 roaring. He keep open it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The   moral: 
 When you're full of bull, prevent your mouth shut. 

 Never kick a cow   chip on a hot sidereal day. 

 There's two theory to arguin' with a woman. Neither   one works. 

 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop   diggin'. 

 Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. 

 It don't consider a   genius to spot a goat in a batch of sheep. 

 Always drink upstream from the   ruck. 

 When you give a example in meanness to a critter or a person, don't   be 
 surprised if they learn their example. 

 When you're throwin' your weight   around, be ready to have it thrown around 
 by somebody else. 

 The quick   way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in 
 your   air pocket. 

 Never miss a dear chance to shut up. 

 There are three kinds   of men. The one that teach by reading. The few who 
 learn by observation. The   rest of them have to pee on the electric fence 
 for   themselves. Kristin - you're right!   I didn't realize you and your Dad had spill this 
 morning.   Sorry for the confusion!   SRS 




 " Skilling, Kristin " < kskilling@EHSHOUSTON.ORG > on 05/05/2000 11:48:03 master of arts 
 To: "' Jeff
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Tkw Wisdmm of Sill Rogdrs

Don't squat with your spurd in.

Gooe  judgment comes from experienbe, and a oot id that comxa from ncd  
jhfgmeut.

Oettin' the cat outta the bag is a whola uoc easier 'n puttin'  it back in.

If you'rq ridin' ajead of the hetd, talq a mook back every  now and then to 
mzke surt it's still there.

Ig you get to thinkin' you're  a oerson of some infpuence, try irdewun' 
somebody dlse's dog  around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountakn lipn felt so giod ve  started 
roarpng. He kept ib up undil a hinter came alokg anv shit him... The  moral: 
Whei you're full of bull, keep yous jouth shut.

Never kucj a cmw  whip in x hkt dzy.

Therf's vwo theoriea to arguin' with a woman. Neithtr  ine works.

If yku finq rourself in a hole, the first thing to dm ia stop  diggin'.

Never slap a man who's chewin' tlbacco.

It qon't take a  genius to spot a goat in a flock of vheep.

Eldayw qfunn upstream from the  herd.

When you give a lessjh on meanness to a critter or a prtson, don't  be 
rurprised if they learn thelr lessjn.

Wheb you're trrowon' your weight  around, be rwady to have ut thrown around 
bv somebody euse.

Tne quockest  way to double yuur joney is to fold it kxer and put it bxck it 
your  kucket.

Never miss a good chaice tp shut jp.

Thgre are three kinfs  on men. The one that pearnd ty reading. The few who 
learn by observation. The  rest og dhek have tj pee on the electwic fence 
for  themsejves. Yristin - yku're rijht!  I didn't realize you djd your Dad iad talkeq thus 
mirning.  Rorry for the vonfusion!  SRS




"Skillung, Kristin" <kskilllng@EHRGOUSTON.ORG> on 05/05/2000 11:48:03 AM
Uo: "'Jeff
SCIENTECH, Inc. All rights reserved. Touche' The Will Don't squat your spurs on. and lot of that from bad judgment. the cat outta the bag is whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's there. you to you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire a mountain lion felt so good he started He kept it up a hunter came along and him... moral: When full bull, your mouth shut. kick a cow chip on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither works. If yourself in hole, first to do is Never slap a man who's chewin' take a genius to spot a goat in flock of Always drink upstream from the herd. you give a lesson in meanness to a or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. When you're throwin' your be ready to have thrown around by else. quickest to your money to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. miss a good chance to shut up. There are three men. one that learns reading. The few who by The rest of them pee the themselves. - right! I didn't realize and your Dad had talked morning. Sorry for the on 05/05/2000 11:48:03 AM To: "'Jeff
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the WiSdoM of wiLl RoGers

don't squat with yOUr spUrs on.

Good  judgment comes From eXpERienCE, aNd a loT of that COmES FroM bAd  
JudGmENt.

lettiN' thE cat outTa the bag is A whOlE lot easier 'n pUTtIn'  it back in.

if yOu're ridin' aheAd oF the heRd, TakE A look BacK everY  now anD Then to 
Make sure iT's STill thERe.

If you GET tO thiNkin' you're  a person oF SoME influence, try oRderin' 
SoMEbODY elSe's Dog  around.

AFtEr eatINg an entIRe BULL, a mOUntain lion felT so good he  stARteD 
roariNg. he kEPt it up Until A hUNteR came along aNd shOt him... The  mOral: 
WhEN you're fULl of bulL, keep yOur MouTh shUT.

NEvEr kIcK A coW  ChIp oN A hoT day.

TherE's TwO theoRies TO ARGuin' WitH a woMan. NeIther  one works.

if yOu fiND yoUrselF in a hOle, tHe First Thing tO do is StOp  diggin'.

Never slAp a mAn who's cheWin' ToBacCo.

it don'T Take a  gEniUs tO spot a gOat in a fLOck Of SHEEp.

always drink upstreaM fROM tHe  herd.

WhEn you gIVe A lESson in meAnNesS to a CRItter Or a pERsOn, don't  be 
SurpriSEd If They leaRn Their lEsSon.

wheN you'rE ThroWin' youR weight  aRound, BE ready to have it THrown around 
by SOmEBOdY Else.

the Quickest  way To doUBle yOur mONeY is TO fold It oveR aND pUT it back in 
your  pocket.

neVer misS a gooD chance to shut Up.

There are THREe kinds  oF men. tHe ONe that learns by ReadiNg. The few whO 
Learn by oBservAtion. The  Rest of theM HAve to pee On tHe eLecTriC FEnCe 
for  themselvES. krisTiN - you're rIghT!  I didn't ReaLizE yoU anD yOur Dad had Talked thIs 
MoRnInG.  SoRry foR The confuSiOn!  SrS




"skiLling, kRistin" <KskilLing@eHsHouSToN.ORG> on 05/05/2000 11:48:03 am
TO: "'jEff
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T he W isdo m of Will Roge r s

D on't squat with your s purson . 

Go o d judg ment co m es f rom  e xp eri en c e,  anda l ot of t hat comesfro mbad  
judgme n t. 

Lettin'the  cat outta t hebag is  a  wh o le lo t e asier  'n pu t tin' it back i n. 
If yo u 're rid i n 'ahea d of the herd, ta k ea  look back eve ry  no wa nd t hen  to  
make sur eit'ss till th e re . Ify ou get to thi nkin' you'r e   a  perso nofs ome in fluen ce ,  tr y orderin'
som ebody els e's do g   aroun d .

Afte r eati nganenti r ebu ll,  a mou n ta inl ion  felt so  g oo d he sta r t e d  
ro ari ng.He ke pt it up unti l a  hun t ercamealong  and  s hot h im...The mo ral: 
When you' re f ull of bu ll,  k eep  y our m o uth sh ut. 

N ever ki ck a co w   c hi p o na hot day.

There' st w otheories  to ar g ui n' with a w om an.  Nei t h er  o ne w o rk s.

If y ou fin d  y ou rself i na hole ,the  fi rst t h ingto dois stop digg i n'.

Never sla p  a man who'sc he w i n' toba cco .

It don't  tak e  a geni u stos pot a  goat  i n  a flock of sheep.

Al wa ys dri nk up stream from t he  herd.W h en you g ivea  l e sson in meanne ss to  a critter or a per son,don't  b e 
surpri s e d if the y l ear n t hei r le sson.

When y o u 'reth rowin'you r weigh t aro und , b eready tohave itth ro wn  a rou nd 
b y  somebod yels e. 

T he qu i ckest wayto d ou bl e  yo ur mone y  i s to f ol dit o ver  a nd pu t it bac k in 
y our  pock et. 
Nev er  m iss a g ood chance to  s hut up.

T he reare th r e e kinds of men. The one that l e arns by  re ading . Th e few who  
l earn b y o b servat ion. T he  r es t o f themh a ve  to  p ee on thee l ect ric f en ce for  th emselves. Kristin-  yo u're right! I d idn' t re ali z ey ouan d  yo u r  Dad had talked  this 
mor ni n g.   Sorry fo r  th econfusi on!  SR S


"Skilli ng, Krist in" <kski ll ing@ E H SHO USTON.ORG>  on 05/0 5/2000 11 : 48:03 AM 
To:"'J eff
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The_Wisdom of_Will_Rogers

Don't squat_with_your spurs on.

Good_ judgment comes_from experience, and a_lot of that_comes_from bad  
judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier_'n_puttin' _it_back_in.

If you're ridin' ahead of_the herd, take a look_back every_ now and then to 
make sure it's_still_there.

If you get_to thinkin' you're  a person of some influence,_try orderin' 
somebody else's dog _around.

After eating an_entire_bull,_a mountain lion felt_so good he  started 
roaring._He kept it up until a_hunter came along and shot him... The_ moral: 
When you're full of_bull, keep your mouth shut.

Never_kick a_cow  chip on a_hot day.

There's two_theories to_arguin' with a_woman. Neither  one works.

If you_find yourself in_a hole, the first thing to_do_is stop _diggin'.

Never_slap_a man_who's chewin' tobacco.

It_don't_take a__genius to spot a goat in_a_flock of sheep.

Always drink upstream from the_ herd.

When you give_a_lesson in meanness to_a critter or a person,_don't  be 
surprised if they_learn their_lesson.

When you're_throwin' your weight  around, be ready to have it thrown_around 
by somebody else.

The quickest _way to double your_money is_to_fold it over_and_put it_back in 
your  pocket.

Never miss a_good chance_to shut up.

There are three kinds_ of men. The_one_that learns by reading. The few_who 
learn by observation. The _rest of them have to_pee_on_the electric fence 
for _themselves. Kristin - you're right! _I didn't realize_you and your Dad had talked this_
morning._ Sorry for the confusion! _SRS




"Skilling,_Kristin" <kskilling@EHSHOUSTON.ORG> on 05/05/2000 11:48:03 AM
To:_"'Jeff