2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason 
Sharp/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, ccampbel@tosco.com, Lisa 
Gillette/HOU/ECT@ECT, Joey Esperance/LON/ECT@ECT, jennifer@chescom.net, Eric 
Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Fwd:


---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron on 05/25/2000 
07:28 AM ---------------------------


Ashley Crump <acrump@speedgate.net> on 05/24/2000 10:03:10 PM
To: rscook@ev1.net, Kris500@aol.com, Shanna.Husser@enron.com, 
llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccray@pilot.lsus.edu
cc:  

Subject: Fwd:


Some phrases you wish you could say at work:

1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in  public.

5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

6. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

7. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

8. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

9. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

10. I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.

11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

13. I'm not being rude.  You're just insignificant.

14. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

15. You sound reasonable.  Time to up the medication.

16. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...
2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason 
 Sharp / ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, ccampbel@tosco.com, Lisa 
 Gillette / HOU / ECT@ECT, Joey Esperance / LON / ECT@ECT, jennifer@chescom.net, Eric 
 Bass / HOU / ECT@ECT 
 cc:  
 Subject: Fwd: 


 ---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser / Corp / Enron on 05/25/2000 
 07:28 AM --------------------------- 


 Ashley Crump < acrump@speedgate.net > on 05/24/2000 10:03:10 PM 
 To: rscook@ev1.net, Kris500@aol.com, Shanna.Husser@enron.com, 
 llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccray@pilot.lsus.edu 
 cc:  

 Subject: Fwd: 


 Some idiom you wish you could suppose at work: 

 1. Ahhh... I see the fuck - up fairy has travel to us again... 

 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll count it's hard to pronounce. 

 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 

 4. I see you've sic aside this special time to humiliate yourself 
 in   populace. 

 5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 

 6. I don't shape here. I'm a consultant. 

 7. I can see your point, but I still think you're entire of shit. 

 8. I like you. You remind me of when I was unseasoned and stupid. 

 9. You are validating my inherent misgiving of strangers. 

 10. I have plenty of talent and vision.   I barely don't give a damn. 

 11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 

 12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely 
 coincidental. 

 13. I'm not being rude.   You're just insignificant. 

 14. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 

 15. You sound reasonable.   Time to up the medication. 

 16. And your crybaby whiny - buttocks opinion would be...
2@COMLPAQ.com, Jason 
Sharp/ENRON_AEVELOPMENT@ENROU_EEVELO'MENT, cdampbel@tusco.com, Lisa 
Gillette/HOU/ECT@ERT, Jiey Ewperance/LON/ECT@ECT, jennkfer@chesclm.net, Eruc 
Bess/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Ncd:


---------------------- Fodaardzd by Shanna Husxer/Corp/Enrmn on 05/25/2000 
07:28 AM ---------------------------


Ashneh Erump <acrump@speedgate.net> on 05/24/2000 10:03:10 PM
To: rfcook@ev1.meh, Kris500@aol.com, Sranns.Russsg@ekron.com, 
llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccrzy@pilot.nsus.edu
cc:  

Sunject: Fwd:


Some phrases you aish you could say at aork:

1. Ahhh...I wee eye fuck-up fakry has visited us agajn...

2. I don't know what your probleo is, yut I'll bet ir's jdrd to proniunce.

3. How about ncner? Is tever gpod for you?

4. I xee yoy've set aside this spxcial time to humiliwte yoursaly
in  public.

5. I'll try bwibg niwer hf yuy'll trg ueihg smagtec.

6. I don't wodk here. I'm q consultant.

7. I can xeq your point, bht I seijl think you're full of shit.

8. I like you. Jou demind me of when I was young and stupid.

9. You are valiqating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

10. I have pnenty uf uaoent xbd vision.  I just don't give a damn.

11. I'm already vyauslpzing the duct taie over your mouth.

12. Ajy sonnection bejween your reality and mine ls purejy
coibcidental.

13. I'm mot being rude.  You're just unsignificann.

14. Yew, I am an agent of Satan, but oy doties sre largely ceremonial.

15. Vou sohnd reasonahle.  Time go up the medicagiok.

16. Atd your crybaby whiny-butt jpinion wiuld be...
2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason Sharp/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, ccampbel@tosco.com, Lisa Gillette/HOU/ECT@ECT, Joey Eric cc: Subject: ---------------------- Forwarded by AM Ashley Crump <acrump@speedgate.net> 05/24/2000 10:03:10 PM rscook@ev1.net, Kris500@aol.com, Shanna.Husser@enron.com, llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccray@pilot.lsus.edu cc: Fwd: Some phrases you wish you could say at work: 1. Ahhh...I see fuck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem but bet hard pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. try being nicer if try being smarter. 6. I work I'm a 7. can your point, but still think you're full of shit. 8. I like you. You remind me of when I was and stupid. are validating inherent of 10. I have talent and vision. I just don't 11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over mouth. 12. connection between your reality and mine purely coincidental. 13. I'm not being rude. You're insignificant. 14. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. sound reasonable. Time to the medication. 16. your whiny-butt would
2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason 
Sharp/ENRON_dEVELOPMENt@ENROn_DEvELoPmENT, CcamPbel@tosco.com, LiSA 
GilLette/HOU/ECT@ECT, Joey EspeRance/lOn/eCT@Ect, jEnnifEr@chescOM.nET, eriC 
BAsS/HOu/Ect@EcT
cc:  
SUbjEct: Fwd:


---------------------- FOrwarded by shaNnA Husser/Corp/ENRoN on 05/25/2000 
07:28 AM ---------------------------


AshleY CrUmp <acrump@speEdgAte.net> On 05/24/2000 10:03:10 pM
TO: RscooK@ev1.Net, KrIs500@aol.cOM, ShannA.Husser@enRoN.Com, 
llmIChel@hotMAIl.Com, lMccray@pilot.lsus.edU
Cc:  

sUbject: Fwd:


Some pHrases YoU WiSH You CouLd say at worK:

1. AHhh...I sEE the fucK-Up FAIRy hAS visited us agaIn...

2. I don't know WHat Your prObLem IS, but I'lL bet iT's HArd To pronounce.

3. how aBout never? is neveR Good for YOu?

4. I see yOu've seT asIde This SPeCiAl tImE To hUMiLiaTE yoUrself
in  PuBlIc.

5. I'll Try bEING NiceR if You'lL try bEing smarter.

6. I dOn't Work HEre. i'm a coNsultAnt.

7. I CaN see yOur poiNt, but i sTill think you're fUll oF shit.

8. I likE yoU. YOu rEmInd me OF when I Was YouNg and stUpid.

9. You ARe vAlIDATiNg my inherent mistruSt OF StRangers.

10. I Have plENtY oF Talent anD vIsiOn.  I jUST don't Give A DaMn.

11. I'm alreAdy visUAlIzIng the dUcT tape oVeR yoUr mOuth.

12. ANY conNectioN between Your rEAlity and mine is PUrely
coincideNTaL.

13. i'M nOT beiNg rUde.  You're jusT insIGnifIcanT.

14. yeS, I aM An ageNt of SAtAN, bUT my duties are largely CeRemoniAl.

15. You Sound reasonabLe.  Time to up THE MedicatiOn.

16. AnD YoUR crybaby whiny-bUtt opInion would BE...
2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason 
Shar p/ENRON_DE VELOP MEN T@E NR ON_D EVEL OPMENT, ccampb e l@to sco.com, Lisa 
Gillett e/HOU /E C T@EC T ,JoeyEsperan c e/ L O N/E CT @E CT,  j e nn ifer@ che scom.ne t, Eric 
B ass /H OU/ECT@ECT
c c : 
Subject:  Fw d:


------- --- ------ -- --- -  Forw ard ed by  Shann a  Husse r/Corp/En ro n  on 05 / 25/2000 07 :28AM -------------- - -- - ---------


As hley C ru m p< a cru mp@ speedgate. ne t> on 05/24/2 0 00 1 0 :03 : 10 PM
To: rsc ook@ev1.net ,  Kr is500@ ao l.c o m, Sha nna.H us s er@ enron.com,
llm ichel@hot mail.c o m, lmcc r ay@pilo t.lsus .ed u
c c: 
S ub jec t: Fwd : 

So m e p hrases y ou  w ish y ou c o u l d  say  at  wor k:

1 . Ahhh...I se e t he f u ck- up fa iry h as v is itedus aga in... 
2. I don't know  wha t your pr obl em  is ,but I ' ll bet  it 'shard to  pronou n ce. 
3 . Ho w about never? Isne v e rgood for  you?4.  I see you' ve  se t as i d e thi s sp e ci al timeto hum i li at e yours el f
in pu bli c.
5. I ' ll t ry bei ng nicer  if y o u'll try being smarter.

6.I  d o n 't work  he re. I'm a c onsu l tant .

7 .  I  ca n  seeyourpo i nt ,  but I still thinkyo u're f ull o f shit.

8. I  like you. Y o u remind  meo fw hen I was youn g and  stupid.
9 . You ar e val idatingmy inhere n t  mistrus t o f s tra nge r s .
10. I have p l e ntyof  talent  an d visio n. Ijus t d on 't give a  damn.
11 .I' malr eadyv isualizi ng  th educ t tap e  overyourmout h. 
1 2.Any con n ec t i on b et we en y our  r ealit y an d  mi ne is p urely
coi nci d enta l. 
13. I'm  not being ru de .  You'reju stinsign i f icant.
14. Yes, I am an agento f Satan , b ut my  dut ies are l arg ely ce rem o nial.
15. Y ou so un d r e a sonab l e . Ti me  to up the m edi catio n. 

16 . And y our crybaby whiny- b utt  opinion woul d b e... 
2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason_
Sharp/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, ccampbel@tosco.com,_Lisa 
Gillette/HOU/ECT@ECT, Joey Esperance/LON/ECT@ECT,_jennifer@chescom.net, Eric_
Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:_ 
Subject:_Fwd:


----------------------_Forwarded by Shanna_Husser/Corp/Enron on 05/25/2000_
07:28 AM ---------------------------


Ashley Crump_<acrump@speedgate.net> on 05/24/2000_10:03:10_PM
To: rscook@ev1.net, Kris500@aol.com, Shanna.Husser@enron.com, 
llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccray@pilot.lsus.edu
cc:  

Subject: Fwd:


Some phrases you wish you could_say_at work:

1._Ahhh...I_see_the fuck-up fairy has visited_us again...

2. I don't know_what your_problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to_pronounce.

3._How about never?_Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set_aside this special time to humiliate_yourself
in  public.

5._I'll_try_being nicer if you'll_try being smarter.

6. I don't work_here. I'm a consultant.

7. I can_see your point, but I still think_you're full of shit.

8. I like_you. You remind me of_when I_was young and stupid.

9. You_are validating my_inherent mistrust_of strangers.

10. I_have plenty of talent and vision._ I just_don't give a damn.

11. I'm already_visualizing_the duct tape_over_your_mouth.

12. Any_connection between your_reality_and mine_is_purely
coincidental.

13. I'm not being rude. _You're_just insignificant.

14. Yes, I am an agent_of Satan, but my_duties_are largely ceremonial.

15. You_sound reasonable.  Time to_up the medication.

16. And your crybaby_whiny-butt opinion_would be...