 to Gen.
Hood
> you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington.
>
>
> 6b) IF you visit the Alamo, take your hat off and be properly humble, or
> we'll kick your ass.
>
>
> 7) We are fully aware of how hot it gets and high the humidity is, so shut
> up about it.  If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, or we'll
> kick your ass.
>
>
> 8a) Do not attempt to eat tamales without first removing their corn husk
> casing. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee.
>
>
> 8b) DO NOT, under any circumstances, complain that the chili is TOO hot or
> contains no kidney beans, this will get your ass kicked into next week.
>
>
> 9) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know
they
> are not. Many of us have visited Northern hell-holes like Detroit,
Chicago,
> and DC, and we have the scars to prove it.  If you don't like it here,
Delta
> is ready when you are. Move your ass on home - before we kick it.
>
>
> 10) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we
> don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what
we
> are saying. All other Texans understand what we are saying and that's all
> that matters. Now, go away, or we'll kick your ass.
>
>
> 11) Don't complain that certain areas of  this state  "smell" of  oil.  If
> your livelihood depended on those wells you'd soon learn to love the
aroma.
> Besides, None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently.  If you
> whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to
> Pittsburgh, PA.
>
>
> 12) Don't ridicule our Texas manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors
> open for others. We offer our seats to old folks. Such things are expected
> of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired
> grandmothers,
to Gen. 
 Hood 
 > you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. 
 > 
 > 
 > 6b) IF you visit the Alamo, subscribe your hat off and be by rights humble, or 
 > we'll kick your arsenic. 
 > 
 > 
 > 7) We are in full aware of how hot it get and high the humidity is, so close 
 > up about it.   If you can't stand the heat catch out of the kitchen, or we'll 
 > kick your fuck. 
 > 
 > 
 > 8a) Do not try to eat tamales without first removing their corn chaff 
 > casing. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. 
 > 
 > 
 > 8b) DO NOT, under any circumstance, complain that the chili is TOO hot or 
 > contains no kidney bean, this will get your buttocks kicked into next week. 
 > 
 > 
 > 9) Don't talk about how much good things are at home because we know 
 they 
 > are not. Many of us have visited Northern hell - fix like Detroit, 
 Chicago, 
 > and DC, and we have the scars to prove it.   If you don't like it here, 
 Delta 
 > is ready when you are. Move your ass on home - before we kick it. 
 > 
 > 
 > 10) Yes, we know how to talk proper English. We talk this way because we 
 > don't desire to voice like you. We don't worry if you don't understand what 
 we 
 > are saying. All other Texans understand what we are saying and that's all 
 > that matters. Now, proceed away, or we'll kick your ass. 
 > 
 > 
 > 11) Don't complain that certain area of   this state   " smell " of   oil.   If 
 > your livelihood depend on those wells you'd soon memorize to love the 
 aroma. 
 > Besides, None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught ardor recently.   If you 
 > whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to 
 > Pittsburgh, PA. 
 > 
 > 
 > 12) Don't ridicule our Texas manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors 
 > receptive for others. We offer our seat to erstwhile folks. Such thing are expected 
 > of civilized citizenry. Behave yourselves around our gratifying little gray - hairy 
 > grandmothers,
 to Gen.
Hood
> you'd be paying uaxes to Richmond insteav of Waahington.
>
>
> 6b) IF you visit the Alamo, tane your hat off and be properuy humble, or
> we'll kicj your ass.
>
>
> 7) We are nblly zaare if how hot it nets and hich the humiditf ks, so shut
> up about it.  If you can't seand thr jeat get out os tht kytchsn, or we'll
> kick your ass.
>
>
> 8a) Do not zttempt to eat tamalrs without first removing hheig corn husk
> casing. Everyone wull ybstantly knod that you'gz a Yankee.
>
>
> 8g) DO NOT, under any circumstancer, com'lain that jkw cjhli is TOO iot or
> contains no kidney teans, tnis will get ypur asw kicked into next wexk.
>
>
> 9) Don't talk about row much tecter things are at hone becaose wa knuq
thdy
> zrx nkt. Manj oh us have vjsited Nortyern hell-holes like Dqntoit,
Chicago,
> znd DC, agd we have the scars to prove it.  If yol doh't like it here,
Delta
> is ready when you are. Mlve your wss on home - before we kick it.
>
>
> 10) Yes, we know how tm speek pripcr Evtllsh. We talk this way because we
> don't want to fkumd like you. We djn't care if ylu qon't understavd whac
se
> are saying. All otjer Texwns ubderstand whay we are saying and that's aol
> that mattvrs. Bow, go away, or we'lp kick your ass.
>
>
> 11) Don'y complain that certain arezs of  this state  "sjdll" of  oil.  If
> houg lieelihood depended on those wells yon'd sopn learv to love ehe
aroma.
> Bfsides, None of OUR lakes or rnvers have caugjt fire recently.  If you
> whine euout OUR scenoc beduty, we'lj kicl your ass alj the way back to
> Pitcsburgf, PA.
>
>
> 12) Don't ridicune our Texaf manners. We vwy sir and me'am. We hojd diors
> open fuf others. We ofger our svaus to old dolks. Such things ere gxlected
> of civilneed people. Behave uoufsejvvs erounq our sweet lhttld gfsy-haifed
> grandmobhefs,
to Gen. Hood > you'd be paying Richmond of Washington. > > 6b) take hat off and properly humble, or we'll kick your ass. > > 7) We are fully aware of how hot it gets and high the is, so shut > up about it. If you can't stand the heat out the or > kick your ass. > > > 8a) Do not attempt to eat tamales without first their corn husk > casing. Everyone will instantly that you're a Yankee. > > 8b) DO NOT, any complain that chili TOO or > contains kidney beans, this will get your ass kicked into next week. > > > 9) Don't talk how much are at because know > are not. us have visited Northern hell-holes like and DC, and we have the scars to it. If don't like it here, Delta > ready when you are. Move your ass on - before we kick it. > > > 10) Yes, we know how to speak We talk this way we > don't to like We care if don't understand what we > are saying. All other Texans understand we are saying and that's all > that matters. Now, or kick your ass. > > 11) Don't that areas of this state oil. > on wells soon learn to love aroma. > Besides, None of lakes or rivers have > whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick ass all the way back to > PA. > > > 12) Don't ridicule our Texas manners. We say and ma'am. doors > open for others. We offer our to old folks. Such are expected > of civilized people. Behave yourselves around sweet gray-haired >
 to Gen.
Hood
> you'd be paying taxeS to RichmonD instEad Of WAsHingTon.
>
>
> 6b) iF you visit the ALAmo, tAke your hat off and be propErly hUmBLe, or
> WE'lL kick Your ass.
>
>
> 7) wE aRE FulLy AwAre Of HOw Hot it GetS and higH the humidiTy iS, sO shut
> up about IT.  IF you can't stAnd The heat get ouT of The kitChEn, oR We'll
> kIck Your aSs.
>
>
> 8a) Do nOT attemPt to eat taMaLEs withOUt first REMoVing Their corn husk
> casiNG. EVEryone will instAntly kNoW ThAT You'Re a yankee.
>
>
> 8b) DO NoT, Under ANy circuMStANCEs, cOMplain that the Chili is TOO hOT or
> ContaiNs No kIDney beAns, thIs WIll Get your ass kIckeD into next Week.
>
>
> 9) DoN'T talk abOUt how muCh bettEr tHinGs arE At HoMe bEcAUse WE kNow
THey
> Are not. MaNy Of Us havE visITED nortHerN helL-holeS like Detroit,
CHicAgo,
> aND DC, And we Have tHe scArS to prOve it.  IF you dOn'T like it here,
DeltA
> is rEady when yOu aRe. movE yOur asS On home - BefOre We kick iT.
>
>
> 10) Yes, we kNOw hOw TO SPeAk proper English. We tAlK THiS way becaUse we
> dON't WaNT to sound LiKe yOu. We DON't carE if yOU dOn't underStand wHAt
We
> Are sayiNg. all othEr texAns UnderSTand What we Are sayinG and tHAt's all
> that mattERs. Now, go away, or WE'lL KIcK Your Ass.
>
>
> 11) don't complaiN thaT CertAin aREaS of  THis stAte  "smElL" Of  OIl.  If
> your livelihood dEpEnded oN thosE wells you'd sooN learn to loVE THe
aroma.
> BEsidES, NONe of OUR lakes or RiverS have caughT Fire receNtly.  IF you
> whinE about OUR SCEnic beauTy, wE'll KicK yoUR AsS all the way bacK TO
> PitTsBurgh, PA.
>
>
> 12) don'T ridicuLe oUr TExaS maNnErs. We say sIr and ma'aM. WE hOlD dOorS
> open FOr others. we OffEr Our Seats TO old foLks. SuCh thInGs ARe eXpected
> OF cIVIlizEd PeOple. behAvE yourSelvES arOund our Sweet littLe gRAy-haIrEd
> GrandmoThers,
 to Gen.
Hood
> you'd be p aying taxe s toRic hmo nd  ins tead  of Washington . 
>
> 
> 6b) IF you visit th e Ala mo ,  tak e  y our h at offa nd b e p ro pe rly  h u mb le, o r
>  we'llkick yourass .>
>
> 7) Wea re  fully awa reof how hot i t g ets an dhig h  thehum idity  is, s o  shut> up abou ti t.  If you can ' t  s tand  the heat get out of the kitchen, o r we'l l>  k i c k y our  ass.
>
>>8a) D o  not at t em p t toe at tamales wi thout first rem ovingth eir corn h usk
>  c a sin g. Everyone  wil l instant ly kno w  that y o u're aYankee .
> 
>> 8b )  D ONOT ,u nde r  a nyc irc umstance s,  c ompla in t h a t thechi li i s TOO  hot or
> con tai ns n o  ki dneybeans , th is  will  get y our a ss  kicked into ne xt w eek.
>
>> 9 )Don 't  talk abouthow  mu ch bett er thin g s a re a t  h ome because we kno wt h ey 
> are n ot. Ma n yof us havevi sit ed N o r thern  hel l -h oles lik e Detr o it ,Chicago ,> andDC , a ndwe ha v e th e scar s to pro ve it .   If you don't like it here, De l t a>  isrea dy when you  are .  Mov e yo u rass on ho me -be f or e  we kick it.
>
>
>10 ) Yes,  we k now how to sp eak proper E n glish. W e ta l kt his way becaus e we> don't wa n t to sou nd li ke you.We don'tc a re if yo u d on' t u nde r s ta nd what
we
>a r e sa yi ng. All  ot her Tex ans  un der sta nd  what weare sayi ng  a nd  t hat 's al l 
> thatma tte rs . N ow, g o  away,  or w e'll  k ic k  yo ur ass. >> > 11 )Do n'tcom pl ain t hatc ert ain are as of  th iss tate  "s mell" o f  oil.  If
>  y our liveli ho oddepend e d  on thos e wells you'd soon lear n  to lov e t he
ar oma. 
> Beside s,None o f O U R lake s or r ivers  h ave c aught f ir e r ec ently.  If y ou> whi ne  abo ut OURscenic beauty, we' l l k ick your assall  the w ay  ba c kt o
>  P i tts b u rgh, PA.
>
>
>12) Don'tri d ic ule our Te x asma nners.We saysir a n d ma'am . We hold  doors
>op en f o r  ot hers. We o ffer our  seats to old f o lk s. Su chthings  a reexpec ted
>o f c ivili zed pe op le. Be haveyo urselves  around our sweet littl e gray -hair ed> grandmo the r s,
 to_Gen.
Hood
> you'd_be paying taxes to_Richmond instead_of_Washington.
>
>
> 6b)_IF_you visit the_Alamo, take your_hat off and be_properly humble, or
>_we'll_kick your ass.
>
>
> 7) We are fully aware of how hot it gets and_high_the humidity_is,_so_shut
> up about it. _If you can't stand the_heat get_out of the kitchen, or we'll
> kick your_ass.
>
>
>_8a) Do not_attempt to eat tamales without first removing their corn_husk
> casing. Everyone will instantly know_that you're a_Yankee.
>
>
>_8b)_DO NOT, under any_circumstances, complain that the chili is_TOO hot or
> contains no kidney_beans, this will get your ass kicked_into next week.
>
>
> 9) Don't talk_about how much better things_are at_home because we know
they
> are_not. Many of_us have_visited Northern hell-holes_like Detroit,
Chicago,
> and DC, and we_have the scars_to prove it.  If you_don't_like it here,
Delta
>_is_ready_when you_are. Move your_ass_on home_-_before we kick it.
>
>
> 10) Yes,_we_know how to speak proper English. We_talk this way because_we
>_don't want to sound_like you. We don't care_if you don't understand what
we
> are_saying. All_other Texans_understand what we are saying and that's all
> that matters. Now,_go away, or we'll kick your_ass.
>
>
> 11) Don't complain_that certain_areas_of  this_state_ "smell"_of  oil.  If
> your livelihood_depended on_those wells you'd soon learn to_love the
aroma.
> Besides, None_of_OUR lakes or rivers have caught_fire recently.  If you
> whine_about OUR scenic beauty, we'll_kick_your_ass all the way back_to
> Pittsburgh, PA.
>
>
> 12) Don't ridicule_our Texas manners._We say sir and ma'am. We hold_doors
>_open for others. We offer our_seats_to old folks. Such things are_expected
>_of_civilized people. Behave yourselves around_our sweet little gray-haired
> grandmothers,