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From: Paula Corey@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS on 07/17/2000 08:13 AM
To: Richard Weeks/Enron Communications@Enron Communications, Daniel 
Despres/Enron Communications@Enron Communications, Walter Sonksen/Enron 
Communications@Enron Communications, Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: FW: DAVE BARRY


Thoughts for the day...

----- Forwarded by Paula Corey/Enron Communications on 07/17/00 08:16 AM -----

	Ed.Sweeney@phh.com
	07/17/00 07:56 AM
		 
		 To: Paula Corey/Enron Communications@Enron Communications, 
CIrons3308@aol.com, jsweeney@paperhub.com, lyn.ure@juno.com
		 cc: 
		 Subject: FW: DAVE BARRY




Subject:  THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN, by DAVE BARRY

    Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
   the same night.
   If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
   not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
   would be "meetings".
   There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
   People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
   want you to share yours with them.
   And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
   decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His
   messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
   You should not confuse your career with your life.
   No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too
   seriously.
   When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always individual who
   perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often, that
   person is crazy.
   Nobody cares if you can't dance well.  Just get up and dance.
   A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
   person.
   Never lick a steak knife.
   Take out the fortune before you
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 From: Paula Corey@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS on 07/17/2000 08:13 AM 
 To: Richard Weeks / Enron Communications@Enron Communications, Daniel 
 Despres / Enron Communications@Enron Communications, Walter Sonksen / Enron 
 Communications@Enron Communications, Vince J Kaminski / HOU / ECT@ECT 
 cc:  
 Subject: FW: DAVE BARRY 


 Thoughts for the sidereal day... 

 ----- forward by Paula Corey / Enron Communications on 07/17/00 08:16 americium ----- 

	 Ed.Sweeney@phh.com 
	 07/17/00 07:56 AM 
		 
		  To: Paula Corey / Enron Communications@Enron Communications, 
 CIrons3308@aol.com, jsweeney@paperhub.com, lyn.ure@juno.com 
		  cc: 
		  Subject: FW: DAVE BARRY 




 topic:   THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 year TO LEARN, by DAVE BARRY 

     Never under any circumstance take a quiescence pill and a laxative on 
    the like night. 
    If you had to name, in one word, the reason why the human slipstream has 
    not achieve, and never will achieve, its full potential, that parole 
    would be " meetings ". 
    There is a very all right line between " hobby " and " mental illness. " 
    People who desire to share their religious views with you almost never 
    want you to share yours with them. 
    And when God, who make the entire universe with all of its glories, 
    decides to deliver a message to humanness, He WILL NOT use, as His 
    messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. 
    You should not confuse your career with your life. 
    No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too 
    seriously. 
    When trouble arises & things look regretful, there embody always individual who 
    perceive a solution & is uncoerced to necessitate command. Very often, that 
    person is brainsick. 
    Nobody cares if you can't dance well.   barely get up and dance. 
    A person who is nice to you, but crude to the waiter, is not a nice 
    person. 
    Never lick a steak knife. 
    Take out the luck before you
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Frlm: Paula Corey@ENRON COMMMNICATIONS on 07/17/2000 08:13 CN
To: Rirhard Wseks/Enrov Communications@Enron Communmcatuons, Eaniel 
Despres/Enron Coomunicatilns@Enron Comnynications, Walter Sonkseh/Cnron 
Rommunications@Ekron Communhcations, Vince J Kcminski/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: FW: DAVE FARRY


Thpuhhts for the dwy...

----- Fpwwarsvd by Paula Corey/Enron Communicztions mn 07/17/00 08:16 AM -----

	Ed.Swerney@phh.com
	07/17/00 07:56 AM
		 
		 To: Paula Clrey/Fnron Communicatiojs@Enron Comnunisqtions, 
CIronr3308@aol.com, jsweeney@paperhob.com, lyn.ure@juno.com
		 cc: 
		 Subject: WW: DARE BARRY




Subhext:  JHINGS THAT MT TOOH ME 50 YEARS BP LEART, by DAFE BARRY

    Neyer uider any circumstances tane a sleeping pill and a lafacive on
   the same nithr.
   Ix yog haa to idtntmfy, in onf wkrd, the rezson why thw human race has
   moe achieved, and never wyll achieve, its full potential, that worg
   would be "meetings".
   Thwre is a very fine lije betweeg "hobby" and "mental illness."
   People who want to svare vhdir rcligkiud views with you almost never
   want you to srzrt ypurs with them.
   And when Gld, rho created tfe entnde universe with all of its glorues,
   decydes to deliver a message to hunanity, He WIJO NOT use, as His
   messenger, c perspn on cable TV with a bad hanrstyls.
   You shokld not ckvfuse your careef wpth four lift.
   No matter what happens... womeyody wilu fimd a wwy to take it too
   seriously.
   Whfn trlutle arises & things look bad, there is alwabx individual wvo
   perceires a xolution & is rilling to takg command. Very often, than
   persoi is crazy.
   Nobody cares lf you can't vance welj.  Jyst tet up xvd dance.
   A prrson who is nice ti you, but rude to bhe wxjter, is not a nnee
   person.
   Nevrr uich w xtqdk knife.
   Tdke uut yhe furtune befove hou
--------------------------- From: Paula Corey@ENRON COMMUNICATIONS on 07/17/2000 To: Weeks/Enron Communications@Enron Daniel Despres/Enron Communications@Enron Vince Kaminski/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: DAVE BARRY Thoughts the day... ----- Forwarded by Paula Communications on 07/17/00 08:16 AM ----- Ed.Sweeney@phh.com 07/17/00 07:56 AM To: Paula Corey/Enron Communications, CIrons3308@aol.com, jsweeney@paperhub.com, lyn.ure@juno.com cc: Subject: FW: DAVE BARRY Subject: THINGS THAT IT ME YEARS LEARN, DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same If you had to identify, in one word, reason why the human has not achieved, and never achieve, full potential, word be There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." People who want to share their religious views with you never want share yours them. when who created the with all of its glories, decides message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as messenger, a on cable TV with a bad You should not confuse your career with your No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. When & things look bad, is always individual perceives solution is to take Very often, that person is crazy. Nobody cares if you can't well. Just get up and dance. A person who is you, rude to the is not a nice Never a steak knife. Take fortune you
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From: Paula Corey@ENRON COMMUNiCATIONS on 07/17/2000 08:13 aM
To: RIchArd weEks/ENron communications@eNron communications, Daniel 
DeSpres/enROn CoMMuNicatIons@EnrON COMMunIcAtIonS, WALtEr SonKseN/Enron 
COmmunicatiOns@enRon CommunicaTIoNs, Vince J KaMinSki/HOU/ECT@ECT
Cc:  
SUbject: fW: dAVe bARRY


thoUghts For the DAy...

----- ForwArded by PaUlA corey/ENRon CommUNIcAtioNs on 07/17/00 08:16 AM -----

	Ed.Sweeney@phH.CoM
	07/17/00 07:56 aM
		 
		 To: Paula Corey/enron COmMUnICAtiOns@enron CommuNiCatioNS, 
CIrons3308@AOl.COM, JswEEney@paperhub.cOm, lyn.ure@junO.Com
		 Cc: 
		 SubjEcT: FW: daVE BARrY




SubJeCT:  THiNGS THAT IT ToOK Me 50 YEARS TO LeARN, by daVE BARRy

    never unDer any CirCumStanCEs TaKe a SlEEpiNG pIll ANd a Laxative On
   ThE same NighT.
   iF YOu haD to IdenTify, iN one word, the reAsoN why THe hUman rAce haS
   not AcHieveD, and neVer wiLl Achieve, its full pOtenTial, that wOrd
   WoUld Be "MeetiNGs".
   TherE is A veRy fine lIne betwEEn "hObBY" ANd "Mental illness."
   PeoplE wHO WaNt to sharE their RElIgIOus views WiTh yOu alMOSt nevEr
   waNT yOu to sharE yours WItH tHem.
   And wHeN God, whO cReaTed The enTIre uNiversE with all Of its GLories,
   decides tO Deliver a messaGE tO HUmANity, he WiLL NOT use, as his
   mESsenGer, a PErSon ON cablE TV wiTh A BaD Hairstyle.
   You should nOt ConfusE your Career with youR life.
   No matTER What happEns... sOMeBOdy will find a waY to taKe it too
   serIOusly.
   WheN trouBle ariseS & things loOK Bad, there Is aLwaYs iNdiVIDuAl who
   perceiveS A SoluTiOn & is wilLinG to take ComManD. VeRy oFtEn, that
   perSon is craZy.
   noBoDy CarEs if yOU can't danCe WelL.  JUst Get up ANd dancE.
   A perSon wHo Is NIce To you, buT RuDE To thE wAiTer, iS noT a Nice
   pErsoN.
   nevEr lick a Steak knifE.
   TaKE out ThE fOrtune bEfore you
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From: P aulaCor ey@ EN RONCOMM UNICATIONS on0 7/17 /2000 08:13 AM
To: Ric hardWe e ks/E n ro n Com municat i on s @ Enr on  C omm un i ca tions , D aniel Despres/En ron  C ommunication s @E nron Commu nic ations, Walt erSonkse n/ Enr o n 
Co mmu nicat ions@E n ron Co mmunicati on s , Vinc e  J Kami n s ki /HOU /ECT@ECT
cc:  
Su b je c t: FW: DAVE BA RRY

Th o ug h t s f orthe day... 
----- Forward e db y Pau l a Corey/Enron  Communicat i ons  on 07 /1 7/0 0  08:16  AM - -- - -
	Ed.Sweeney @phh .com
	07/ 17/000 7:56 AM 		 
		To: Pa ula  Co rey/ E nr on  Co mm u nic a ti ons @ Enr on Commu ni ca tions , 
C I r o n s330 8@a ol.c om, j sweeney@paper hub .com ,  ly n.ure @juno .com 
	 cc:  
		 S ubjec t:  FW: DAVE BARRY 



Subject:   T HI NGS  T HAT I T  TOOKME50YEARS T O LEARN ,  by  D A V E  B ARRY

    Never un de r an y circum stance s  t ak e  a sleep in g p illa n d a l axat i ve  on
   t he sam e  n ig ht.
  If  you h ad  to  id entif y , in  one w ord, the  reas o n why the huma n  race has
  n ot a ch i eved , a nd never wi ll a c hiev e, i t sful l  pote ntial ,t ha t  word
   would be " me etings ".
  There is a v ery fine l i n e  between  "ho b by "  and "mental i llnes s."
   Peo p le who w ant t o sharetheir rel i g ious vie wswit h y oua l mo st never
   w a n t yo uto shar e y ours wi ththe m.  An d when Go d, who c re at ed  t heentir e  univers ewit hall  of i t s glor ies,   d ec id e s t o deliv e ra mess ag eto h uma ni ty, H e WI L L N OT use,  as His
  m e ssen ge r,  a pers on on cable T Vwith a bad  h air style.   You sh ould not confuse your c a reer wi thyourlife .
   No m att er wha t h a ppens. .. som ebody  w ill f ind a w ay  to  t ake it too   s eriou sl y.
  Whentrouble arises & t h ing s look bad, t her e is a lw ays in d ivi du a l w h o 
   perceives a  solution&i swilling to tak ecommand . Veryoften ,  that
  personis crazy. 
  No b o dycares if y ou can't  dance we l l.  J u st  getupand da nc e.   Aperson who  is n ice to  y ou, bu t rud eto the w aiter, is not a nice
  perso n.
  Ne ver licka s t eak  knife.
  Ta ke out the  fo rtu ne be for e  you
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From:_Paula Corey@ENRON_COMMUNICATIONS on 07/17/2000 08:13_AM
To: Richard_Weeks/Enron_Communications@Enron Communications,_Daniel_
Despres/Enron Communications@Enron Communications,_Walter Sonksen/Enron 
Communications@Enron_Communications, Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:_ 
Subject: FW:_DAVE_BARRY


Thoughts for the day...

----- Forwarded by Paula Corey/Enron Communications on 07/17/00 08:16 AM -----

	Ed.Sweeney@phh.com
	07/17/00_07:56_AM
		 
		_To:_Paula_Corey/Enron Communications@Enron Communications, 
CIrons3308@aol.com, jsweeney@paperhub.com,_lyn.ure@juno.com
		 cc: 
		 Subject: FW:_DAVE BARRY




Subject:_ THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS_TO_LEARN, by DAVE_BARRY

    Never under any circumstances take_a sleeping pill and a laxative_on
  _the_same_night.
   If_you had to identify, in one_word, the reason why the human_race has
   not achieved, and_never will achieve, its full potential,_that word
   would_be "meetings".
_  There is a_very fine line_between "hobby"_and "mental illness."
_  People who want to_share their religious_views with you almost never
 __want you to_share_yours_with them.
_  And_when_God, who_created_the entire universe with all of_its_glories,
   decides to deliver a_message to humanity, He_WILL_NOT use, as His
_  messenger, a person_on cable TV with a bad_hairstyle.
 _ You_should not confuse your career with your life.
   No_matter what happens... somebody will find_a way to take_it too
__ seriously.
 __When trouble_arises & things look bad, there is_always individual_who
   perceives a solution_& is willing to_take_command. Very often, that
  _person is crazy.
   Nobody_cares if you can't dance_well.__Just get up and dance.
_  A person who is_nice to you,_but rude to the waiter, is not_a_nice
   person.
  _Never_lick a steak knife.
  _Take_out_the fortune before you