 toilet paper in my undies. And it wouldn't matter if I had gone to the bathroom just minutes before. *sigh*
That hasn't happened in quite a while...but now I know from your post and the comments that things could not only be worse but spectacularly worse! :)

Uh, did you used to work in Oklahoma? Because *after* they gave me my chair, one of the IT guys mentioned some previous employee peed in it one time because she was stuck on a phonecall. Thanks a lot, new job, for providing me with the best equipment available.

Don't think of it as humiliating yourself for the sake of a blog entry... think of it as selflessly sacrificing your own dignity to assure the rest of us that yes, this shit really does happen to the best of us. :) Long time lurker, first time commenter. Love your site, I really do. You never fail to make me randomly laugh aloud, much to the confusion of my co-workers.

I have two stories. The first was when I was having terrible bowel issues from a medication I was taking, and had to go pick up more medication at the pharmacy. While waiting for my drugs, the "urge" hit and I asked where was the restroom. Surprise, it's not in the pharmacy at all, but in the clinic next door! So I started the long trek across the parking lot - stubbed my toe on a rough spot in the asphalt, and lost it. I'd had no idea up to then that the toe was connected to the sphincter.

The second story is funny now, although at the time it was infuriating. I ride the bus to work, and sometimes the ride seems longer than others, and I usually really need to pee by the time I get off. Like NOW! So on this one particular evening I had gotten off, not at home, but at the grocery store, and I knew that first thing I was going to have to use their bathroom. As usual, when you really need to pee and you see the toilet, it makes the urge almost uncontrollable. I walked into the grocery store restroom, saw the toilet, thought "I need to hurry" and not wanting to put my bag on the less-than-spotless floor, simply tossed it into the sink with one hand while unbuttoning pants with the other. Sat down, felt the blessed relief -
toilet paper in my undies. And it wouldn't matter if I had gone to the toilet barely minutes before. * sigh * 
 That hasn't happen in quite a while... but immediately I know from your post and the remark that things could not only be bad but spectacularly worse! :) 

 Uh, did you used to sour in Oklahoma? Because * after * they gave me my chair, one of the IT guy mention some previous employee peed in it one time because she was stuck on a phonecall. Thanks a lot, fresh job, for providing me with the best equipment available. 

 Don't intend of it as humiliating yourself for the sake of a blog entry... think of it as altruistically sacrificing your own dignity to promise the rest of us that yes, this shit really does find to the best of us. :) Long time lurker, first time commenter. Love your web site, I truly do. You never fail to make me randomly laugh aloud, much to the confusion of my co - workers. 

 I have two stories. The first was when I was have terrible bowel issues from a medicine I was take, and had to go clean up more medicine at the pharmacy. While waiting for my drugs, the " urge " collision and I asked where was the restroom. Surprise, it's not in the pharmacy at all, but in the clinic next door! So I start the long trek across the parking lot - stubbed my toe on a rough blot in the asphalt, and lost it. I'd induce no idea up to then that the toe was connected to the sphincter. 

 The second story is funny now, although at the meter it was infuriating. I ride the bus to ferment, and sometimes the ride seems longer than others, and I usually very need to make by the time I get off. Like NOW! So on this one particular evening I had gotten off, not at dwelling, but at the grocery shop, and I knew that beginning thing I was going to have to use their bathroom. As common, when you really need to pee and you go steady the toilet, it makes the urge almost uncontrollable. I walked into the grocery store store restroom, see the toilet, thought " I need to hurry " and not wanting to put my bag on the less - than - spotless floor, plainly tossed it into the sink with one hand while unbuttoning pants with the other. Sat down, feel the bless relief -
 tollet paper in my undies. Xnd it wouldn't matter mf I has gone tu the bathroom just minutes uefoee. *sith*
That hasn't happened kn quite w while...byt niq I know fckm your post zkd thz romments that tmings could not only be wmrre but spectacularly worse! :)

Uh, did you used tp aork in Oklahoia? Btcatse *zfter* they gave me my chair, one of the IT guys mentionrd some previous employee oeed in it one time befause she wqs seyck on a phovecall. Thanks a lot, nes job, for providing me with the best equipment acaipdble.

Don't thmnk of it as humillsting fourselg for the sake of a vlog entry... think of iv as selflessly sacryficing ymux own dignity to assuee the test mf ur thxt gex, fhis sjit really doss happen ti the best of us. :) Lpnd time lurker, rirst eiie commenter. Love your site, I really do. Yoh never fail to make me randomly laugh aloud, much to ehe confusion of my co-workers.

I have two stories. Tve ficsg wcw whev I was having terrible bowel issues from a medisztook I was taking, akd had to go pick ip mpte medication xt the phzrmacy. While waitijg for iy drygs, the "uwge" nit and I asked where was tye restroom. Fyrprise, it's not in the pharmaey at sll, bit in the clinic next duor! Ao I startef the lonf trek across the pagkinc lot - sujbbed my toe on a rough spit iu the asohalj, and ljst it. I'd jad no idea up to then tjat tke toa was connfcted to the sphincter.

The seconv story is fumnf nmw, althobgh at the time it ras infuriatiny. I ride the cus to wori, and smmetimes thq ride seems nlnger than ovhers, and I uwualoy realuh need to pee ny the time I get odf. Like NOW! So on bhis uhe particular ertnibg I had gotten ofw, njt av homq, but at the crocdry xtore, and I knew ghat first thing I was gming to have to use thriv bathroon. As usuwl, when you rrally need to pee wnd ymu ree tne joilet, it makes the urge almost uncontroplanle. I walked ynto the grocery store restroom, saw the toilet, thought "M need to hurry" and noj wanting to put my bcg on the lesx-than-fpotless xloor, simply tossed ut into the sink eith one hand while uhbuttoting oants with the other. Sat down, felt the blessed relief -
toilet paper in my undies. And it if had gone the bathroom just happened quite a while...but I know from post and the comments that things not only be worse but spectacularly worse! :) Uh, did you used to in Oklahoma? Because *after* they gave me my chair, one of the IT mentioned previous peed it one time because she was stuck on a phonecall. Thanks a lot, new job, for me with the best equipment available. Don't think it as humiliating yourself the sake of a blog think it as sacrificing own to assure the of us that yes, this shit really does happen to the best of us. :) Long time first time your site, really You fail to make laugh aloud, much to the confusion I have two stories. The first was when was having bowel issues from a medication I taking, and had to go pick up more at the pharmacy. While waiting for my drugs, the "urge" hit and I asked where restroom. Surprise, it's not the pharmacy at but the next So I the long trek across the parking lot - stubbed my toe a rough spot in the asphalt, and lost it. I'd idea to then that toe was connected to sphincter. second story is funny at time I the to work, and sometimes ride seems longer than others, I usually really need I get off. Like NOW! So on this particular evening I had gotten off, not home, but at the grocery store, and I knew that first thing was going to use their bathroom. As usual, when you need to pee and see the toilet, it makes the urge almost uncontrollable. walked the grocery restroom, saw the thought "I need hurry" and not put my on less-than-spotless it into the sink with one while pants with the other. Sat felt relief -
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That hasn't happeNed in QuITe a wHIlE...but nOw I know FRoM YOur PoSt And ThE CoMmentS thAt thingS could not oNly Be Worse but specTAcUlarly worsE! :)

Uh, Did you used to WorK in OklAhOma? bEcausE *afTer* thEy gave ME my chaIr, one of thE It Guys meNTioned sOME pReviOus employee peed in IT oNE time because shE was stUcK On A PHonEcaLl. Thanks a lOt, New joB, For provIDiNG ME wiTH the best equipMent availabLE.

DoN't thinK oF it AS humilIatinG yOUrsElf for the saKe of A blog entrY... think OF it as seLFlessly SacrifIciNg yOur oWN dIgNitY tO AssURe The REst Of us that YeS, tHis shIt reALLY Does HapPen tO the bEst of us. :) Long tiMe lUrkeR, FirSt timE commEnteR. LOve yoUr site, i realLy Do. You never fail tO makE me randomLy lAuGh aLoUd, mucH To the cOnfUsiOn of my cO-workerS.

i haVe TWO StOries. The first was whEn i WAs Having teRrible BOwEl ISsues froM a MedIcatION I was TakiNG, aNd had to gO pick uP MoRe MedicatIoN at the PhArmAcy. while WAitiNg for mY drugs, thE "urge" HIt and I asked wheRE was the restroOM. SURPrISe, it'S noT in the pharmAcy aT All, bUt in THe CliNIc nexT door! so i StARted the long trek acroSs The parKing lOt - stubbed my toE on a rough sPOT In the aspHalt, ANd LOst it. I'd had no idEa up tO then that tHE toe was cOnnecTed to the Sphincter.

tHE second sTorY is FunNy nOW, AlThough at the tiME It waS iNfuriatIng. i ride thE buS to WorK, anD sOmetimes tHe ride seEmS lOnGeR thAn othERs, and I usUaLly ReAllY need TO pee by The tiMe I gEt OfF. likE NOW! So oN ThIS One pArTiCulaR evEnIng I hAd goTTen Off, not aT home, but aT thE GrocErY sTore, and i knew that firsT tHing I was goInG to Have to USE their baThroom. As usual, when you reaLLy need tO peE and yOu seE the toileT, it Makes tHe uRGe almoSt uncoNtrolLaBle. i WAlked INTo The GrOcery store REStrOom, saW tHe toIlet, thoUght "I need to hurry" anD Not Wanting to put mY baG on tHE LeSs-tHAn-SPotLeSS flOOR, simply tossed it Into the sinK wITh One hand whiLE unBuTtoning Pants wiTh the OTher. Sat Down, felt tHe blessed ReLief -
 toilet paper in my undies . And it w ouldn 'tmat te r if  I h ad gone to the bath room just minutes befo re. * si g h*
T h at  hasn 't happ e ne d inqu it e a  w h il e...b utnow I k now from y our  p ost and thec om ments that  th ings could n otonly b ewor s e but  sp ectac ularly worse!  :)

Uh,di d  you u s ed to w o r kin O klahoma? Because* af t er* they gaveme mych a ir , one  of  the IT gu ys  ment i oned so m ep r e vio u s employee pe ed in it on e  ti me bec au ses he was  stuc ko n a  phonecall.  Tha nks a lot , newj ob, for providi ng mewit h t he b e st  e qui pm e nta va ila b le. 

Don'tth in k ofit a s h u mili ati ng y ourse lf for the sa keof a blo g ent ry...  thi nk  of i t as s elfle ss ly sacrificingyour  own dign ity  t o a ss ure t h e rest  of  us  that y es, thi s  sh it r e al ly does happen toth e be st of us . :) L o ng  t i me lurke r,  fi rstt i me co mmen t er . Love y our si t e,  I  really  d o. You  n eve r f ail t o  mak e me r andomlylaugh aloud, much to the confusion of m yc o-wo rke rs.

I have  two stor ies. Th e f i rst w as wh en Iw as having terriblebo wel is suesfrom a medica tion I was t a king, an d ha d  t o  go pick up mo re me dication a t  the pha rmacy . Whilewaiting f o r  my drug s,the  "u rge " hi t and I asked w here  w as theres troom.Sur pri se,  it 's  not in t he pharm ac yat  a ll,  buti n the cl in icne xtdoor! So I s tarte d th elo n g t rek acr o ss t he p ar ki ng l ot-stubb ed m y  to e on arough spo t i n  the  a sp halt, a nd lost it. I 'd  had no id ea  up  to th e n  that th e toe was connected tot he sphi nct er.
Thesecond st ory  is fu nny now, a lthoug h atth e t i m e itw a sinf ur iating. Ir i dethe b us  towork, a nd sometimes the r i deseems longertha n ot h e rs , a n dI  us ua l lyr e ally need to pe e by the t im e  I  get off.L ike  N OW! Soon this  onep articul ar evenin g I had g ot teno f f,not at hom e, but a t the gro c ery s t or e, an d I  knewth atfirst  thing I w as go ing to  h ave to  useth eir bath room. As usual, when yo u real ly ne edto pee an d y o u s ee the to ilet , it makes  th e u rge a lmo s t unc ontr o ll abl e . I w alke d  into the gr oce r y  s tore restro o m ,  sa w the  to i let, t houg ht "I need to hur r y" and not wan ting t o p utm y ba gon the less-th an- sp o t less flo or , simply to ssed itin t o the  sinkwith o ne hand w hi l e unbu tton ing  pants wi thth e  other.  S at down,felt  t he ble ssed r e lief - 
 toilet_paper in_my undies. And it_wouldn't matter_if_I had_gone_to the bathroom_just minutes before._*sigh*
That hasn't happened in_quite a while...but_now_I know from your post and the comments that things could not only be_worse_but spectacularly_worse!_:)

Uh,_did you used to work_in Oklahoma? Because *after* they_gave me_my chair, one of the IT guys mentioned_some_previous employee peed_in it one time because she was stuck on_a phonecall. Thanks a lot, new_job, for providing_me_with_the best equipment available.

Don't_think of it as humiliating yourself_for the sake of a blog_entry... think of it as selflessly sacrificing_your own dignity to assure the_rest of us that yes,_this shit_really does happen to the_best of us._:) Long_time lurker, first_time commenter. Love your site, I_really do. You_never fail to make me randomly_laugh_aloud, much to_the_confusion_of my_co-workers.

I have two_stories._The first_was_when I was having terrible bowel_issues_from a medication I was taking, and_had to go pick_up_more medication at the_pharmacy. While waiting for my_drugs, the "urge" hit and I_asked where_was the_restroom. Surprise, it's not in the pharmacy at all, but in_the clinic next door! So I_started the long trek_across the_parking_lot - stubbed_my_toe on_a rough spot in the asphalt, and_lost it._I'd had no idea up to_then that the toe_was_connected to the sphincter.

The second story_is funny now, although at the_time it was infuriating. I_ride_the_bus to work, and sometimes_the ride seems longer than others,_and I usually_really need to pee by the time_I_get off. Like NOW! So on_this_one particular evening I had gotten_off,_not_at home, but at the_grocery store, and I knew that_first thing I was going to have to use_their bathroom. As_usual, when you really need_to_pee_and you see the toilet, it makes the urge almost_uncontrollable. I_walked into the_grocery store restroom, saw the toilet, thought "I need to_hurry" and not wanting to put my_bag on the less-than-spotless floor, simply tossed it into the sink_with one hand while unbuttoning pants with the_other. Sat down, felt the blessed relief_-