 king of the world is just awesome. I want him to visit every country on earth so he can Domsplain what’s special about their own culture to them and have everybody turn him into an instant folk hero for it.

• They’re all still multimillionaires, right? Because I’m not sure even the real Vin Diesel could afford that apartment in Manhattan.

• Did the zombie car scene remind anyone else of THE BLUES BROTHERS? I got a real kick out of the shot of all the cars careening around the corner and tumbling all over each other like socks in a dryer. Just pure, delirious overkill.

• “Why live a quarter-mile at a time when you can live your whole life that way?” What does that even mean? HE ALREADY LIVES HIS WHOLE LIFE THAT WAY THAT IS WHAT THE QUOTE IS ABOUT. I love that they got an Oscar winner to invest this ouroboric fortune cookie horseshit with so much gravitas.

• Holy shit, did Roman just have the badass highlight of the movie? I mean, sure, he’s the comic relief but let’s not forget that he’s from the streets. Just cuz he don’t tote the hammer no more don’t mean he don’t know how.

• Dom knows that SPOILER killing the ginger fuck who fridged Elena wouldn’t be half as meaningful if he didn’t do it on the hood of a car.

• Could this be the movie that finally makes the most of The Rock’s larger-than-life physical presence by letting him fight like the superhero he is? He’s sending motherfuckers flying across the room, taking hits no mortal could withstand, and basically just being the unstoppable force we always wanted him to be. The part where he jacks Cunt Leastwood against the wall sideways was a highlight for me. (Sorry for the pun, but I just resent the guy. You don’t get to be Clint’s son AND be that good-looking AND get handed high-profile acting roles despite being aggressively mediocre without some blowback.)

• On that same note, I loved the cross-cutting between Statham and Johnson in the prison escape. It really showed the differences in their styles and in their appeal. I thought this was a big improvement on the way their fight in
king of the world is just awesome. I desire him to chew the fat every country on earth so he can Domsplain what ’s limited about their own polish to them and have everybody turn him into an clamant family hero for it. 

 • They ’re all still multimillionaires, right? Because I ’m not certain even the real Vin Diesel could afford that apartment in Manhattan. 

 • Did the zombi cable car scene remind anyone else of THE blue BROTHERS? I got a actual kick out of the shot of all the cars careen around the corner and tumbling all over each other like sock in a dryer. Just pure, delirious overkill. 

 • “ Why live a quarter - mile at a meter when you can live your whole life that way? ” What does that even mean? HE ALREADY LIVES HIS WHOLE LIFE THAT WAY THAT IS WHAT THE QUOTE IS ABOUT. I love that they got an Oscar winner to invest this ouroboric fortune cookie horseshit with so much gravitas. 

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 • Dom knows that SPOILER killing the ginger fuck who fridged Elena would n’t be half equally meaningful if he did n’t do it on the hood of a car. 

 • Could this be the movie that finally makes the most of The Rock ’s larger - than - life physical presence by letting him fight like the superhero he is? He ’s sending motherfuckers fly across the room, consider hits no mortal could withstand, and basically just being the unstoppable force we constantly wanted him to be. The part where he jacks Cunt Leastwood against the rampart sideways was a highlight for me. (deplorable for the pun, but I just resent the guy. You do n’t drive to be Clint ’s son AND be that thoroughly - looking AND get handed eminent - profile acting function despite being aggressively mediocre without some blowback .) 

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 king of the world is just  awesome.I wan t h imto  vis it e very country o n  ear th so he can Domsplain  what ’s spec i al  abou t their ow n cul tu re  to  t h em  andhav e every body turnhim  i nto an insta n tfolk herofor  it.

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• Did thezo mbiec ar scen e  r e m i nda nyone else of  THE BLUESB ROT HERS?Igot a real  kick  o u t o f the shotof a ll the ca rs car e ening a r ound th e corn erand  tum b li ng  al lo ver ea cho the r like s oc ks  in a  dry e r . Just  pu re,delir ious overkill .
• “W h y l ive a  quar ter- mi le at  a tim e whe nyou can live yo ur w hole life  th at  wa y? ” Wha t  doestha t e ven mea n? HE A L REA DY L I VE S HIS WHOLE LIFE T HA T WA Y THAT I S WHAT TH EQ UOTE ISAB OUT . Il o ve th at t h ey  got anOscarw in ne r to in ve st thi sour obo ric f o rtun e cook ie horse shitw ith so much gr a vitas.

• Hol y  s h i t, didRom an just hav e th e  bad assh ig hli g ht of  themo v ie ?  I mean, sure, he’s  t he com ic re lief but let’ s not forg e t that he’ s fr o mt he streets. Ju st cu z he don’t tote the  hamm er no mo re don’tm e an he do n’t  kn owhow . 
•  Dom knows th a t  SPO IL ER kill ing  the gi nge r f uck  wh ofridged E lena wou ld n’ tbe  ha lf as meaningf ul  if  h e d idn’t do iton th e ho od  o f  acar.

• Co u l d th is  b e th e m ov ie th at f i nal ly make s the mos t o f  The  R oc k’s lar ger-than-life  p hysical pr es enc e by l e t ting him  fight like the superhe r o he is ? H e’s s endi ng mother fuc kers f lyi n g acro ss the  room ,tak i n g hit s no  mo rt al could w i t hst and,an d ba sically  just being the un s top pable force w e a lway s wa nte d  h i m t ob e.T h e part where he  jacks Cun tL ea stwood aga i nst  t he wall  sidewa ys wa s  a high light for  me. (Sor ry  for t hepun, but I  just re sent theg uy. Y o udon’t  ge t to b eCli nt’sson AN D  be  that  good- lo okingAND g et  handedhigh-profile acting rol es des pitebei ng aggres siv e lymediocrewith out some b low bac k.)
• O n  that  sam e  n ote ,  I lo vedt he cross- c ut tin g be tween Stath a m and  John son in the  pri son escape. It re a lly showed the  dif f e ren ces in t he ir styles andinth e i r appeal .I thought t his wasab ig im provem ent on  the wa y th e ir fig ht i n
 king_of the_world is just awesome._I want_him_to visit_every_country on earth_so he can_Domsplain what’s special about_their own culture_to_them and have everybody turn him into an instant folk hero for it.

• They’re_all_still multimillionaires,_right?_Because_I’m not sure even the_real Vin Diesel could afford_that apartment_in Manhattan.

• Did the zombie car scene remind_anyone_else of THE_BLUES BROTHERS? I got a real kick out of_the shot of all the cars_careening around the_corner_and_tumbling all over each_other like socks in a dryer._Just pure, delirious overkill.

• “Why live_a quarter-mile at a time when you_can live your whole life that_way?” What does that even_mean? HE_ALREADY LIVES HIS WHOLE LIFE_THAT WAY THAT_IS WHAT_THE QUOTE IS_ABOUT. I love that they got_an Oscar winner_to invest this ouroboric fortune cookie_horseshit_with so much_gravitas.

•_Holy_shit, did_Roman just have_the_badass highlight_of_the movie? I mean, sure, he’s_the_comic relief but let’s not forget that_he’s from the streets._Just_cuz he don’t tote_the hammer no more don’t_mean he don’t know how.

• Dom_knows that_SPOILER killing_the ginger fuck who fridged Elena wouldn’t be half as meaningful_if he didn’t do it on_the hood of a_car.

• Could_this_be the movie_that_finally makes_the most of The Rock’s larger-than-life physical_presence by_letting him fight like the superhero_he is? He’s sending_motherfuckers_flying across the room, taking hits_no mortal could withstand, and basically_just being the unstoppable force_we_always_wanted him to be. The_part where he jacks Cunt Leastwood_against the wall_sideways was a highlight for me. (Sorry_for_the pun, but I just resent_the_guy. You don’t get to be_Clint’s_son_AND be that good-looking AND_get handed high-profile acting roles despite_being aggressively mediocre without some blowback.)

• On that same_note, I loved_the cross-cutting between Statham and_Johnson_in_the prison escape. It really showed the differences in their_styles and_in their appeal._I thought this was a big improvement on the way_their fight in