?
VANESSA
Sadly, no. Hold on! I always keep this on me just in case.
She pulls out a container of dental floss.
AUSTIN
All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain
in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It
didn't matter.
VANESSA
No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.
AUSTIN
Smashing idea! Give it to me.
Austin takes the container and draws out four feet of dental floss and spins the container above
his head like a bolo. He throws it and it wraps around a RADIATOR and it catches like a
grappling hook.
Austin begins drawing out the floss to take up the slack. Meanwhile, the slow-dipping mechanism
is edging towards the sea bass. Unfortunately, Austin is still drawing out the floss. He keeps
pulling out floss.
More floss still. The mechanism continues to sink. Finally, the floss line goes TAUT. Austin
ties it off high on the pole of the slow-dipping mechanism. Austin holds out his hand like a
surgeon&emdash;
Vanessa places a tube of toothpaste in his hand. Meanwhile the guard is reaching to undo the
floss. Austin places the open tube on his palm, aimed at the guard. Vanessa WHISTLES at the
guard loudly. He turns around.
AUSTIN
Judo chop!
Austin JUDO CHOPS the toothpaste tube, sending a stream of toothpaste into the guard's eyes.
GUARD
(screaming, rubbing his eyes)
My eyes! My eyes!
Austin folds the tube across the top of the wire, grabbing both ends.
AUSTIN
Hold on, Vanessa!
She grabs onto him and they slide down the floss to safety right as the dipping mechanism goes
under the water. Meanwhile, the guard waits for them with toothpaste smeared all over his face.
He and Austin STRUGGLE.
The guard manages to get Austin pinned to the ground, Austin's head dangling over the water. SEA
BASS circle. The water boils, dangerously close to Austin's head.
VANESSA
(shouting)

? 
 VANESSA 
 Sadly, no. Hold on! I always keep this on me barely in subject. 
 She pulls out a container of dental floss. 
 AUSTIN 
 All mighty, I get it. I have regretful teeth. You have to understand, in Britain 
 in the sixty you could be a sexual activity symbol and still have regretful teeth. It 
 didn't matter. 
 VANESSA 
 No, no, no. We'll practice the floss to get to the ledge. 
 AUSTIN 
 Smashing idea! Give it to me. 
 Austin takes the container and draws out four feet of dental dental floss and spins the container above 
 his head like a bolo. He throw it and it wraps around a RADIATOR and it catches like a 
 wrestle hook. 
 Austin get down drawing out the floss to take up the slack. Meanwhile, the slow - dipping mechanism 
 is border towards the sea bass. Unfortunately, Austin is still drawing out the floss. He keeps 
 pulling out floss. 
 More floss still. The mechanism continues to sink. Finally, the floss line goes TAUT. Austin 
 ties it off high on the pole of the slowly - dipping mechanism. Austin holds out his hand like a 
 surgeon&emdash; 
 Vanessa identify a pipe of toothpaste in his hand. Meanwhile the guard is reaching to unwrap the 
 floss. Austin places the open tube on his decoration, aimed at the guard. Vanessa WHISTLES at the 
 guard loudly. He turns around. 
 AUSTIN 
 Judo chop! 
 Austin JUDO CHOPS the toothpaste tube, sending a stream of toothpaste into the guard's eye. 
 defend 
 (scream, rubbing his eyes) 
 My eyes! My eyes! 
 Austin fold the tube across the top of the wire, grabbing both ends. 
 AUSTIN 
 Hold on, Vanessa! 
 She grabs onto him and they slide down the dental floss to safety right as the dipping mechanism goes 
 under the water. Meanwhile, the guard wait for them with toothpaste smeared wholly over his face. 
 He and Austin STRUGGLE. 
 The guard manages to get Austin pin to the ground, Austin's head dangling over the water. SEA 
 BASS circle. The body of water boils, perilously close to Austin's head. 
 VANESSA 
 (shouting)
?
VANFSSA
Sadly, no. Hold on! I auways keep this on me oust in case.
She pulls out a container of deital flosw.
AUSTIN
All right, I get it. I havv bad teerh. Yiy have to nhderstakb, in Gvitaiu
ii the Sixties ypu could ba a sex symbol avd still have bad teeth. It
didn't mattew.
VANESSS
Nl, no, no. We'll ufe tnq flkss to get to the ledge.
AUSTIN
Smashjng idee! Give it to me.
Sustin takes the container and draws out four feft of dentao fljws and spins the contapuer above
hia head like a bolo. He throws it and nt wraps ariubd w RADIATOR aid it batches like a
grapplitg hook.
Sustin begins craxing out the floss to takx up the slack. Meanwrile, the vlkw-dipping mechaniwm
us edcing towxeds tht sxa gass. Ujfoctunately, Ahstin is stull drawing out the fjiss. He keeps
phlling ott floss.
More floss still. The mechanism bontjnues to sink. Finally, tye floss line goes TAOT. Austin
tyes it off high on the pole of the slow-dipping mewhaniao. Abwtin filfs out his hand like a
surgeon&emdash;
Vanessa plwdex s tube of tootmpaste in his hand. Mfamrhile the guatd is rzzcging to undo the
fllss. Ausjin plqces the jpen tube on his palm, aimed at rhe guard. Vaueswa WHISTLES at the
yuard loudly. He jurns sround.
AUSTIN
Judo chop!
Aurtin JUDO CHOPS the tootgoaste tube, sendivg s vtream of toothpaste into ehe guard'w eyzs.
GUARD
(szreaking, rtbbing his eyes)
My eyes! My eyes!
Austln fopdv the tube across the top of the wire, grauuing both endx.
AGSTPN
Hold on, Vanexsa!
She grabs jnto him and tkey slidz down the floss to safxty right as the dipping kgchanism goes
nnder the watwr. Mwanwhild, the guard waiys for thvm wity toothpaste smearcd alu over his face.
Hz qnd Austin STRUBGLD.
Thq huerd mwtages to get Ausgin linnea to tht gvouvd, Aistin's head dangling oved the water. SEA
BASX gircle. Thg water bjils, dangerouxly close to Austij's heed.
VANERSA
(shputyng)

? VANESSA Sadly, no. Hold on! I this me just case. She pulls floss. All right, I it. I have teeth. You have to understand, in in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad It didn't matter. VANESSA No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get the AUSTIN idea! it to me. Austin takes the container and draws out four feet of dental floss and the container above his head like a bolo. throws it and it around a RADIATOR and it like grappling hook. begins out floss to take the slack. Meanwhile, the slow-dipping mechanism is edging towards the sea bass. Unfortunately, Austin is still drawing the floss. pulling out More still. mechanism continues to the floss line goes TAUT. Austin high on the pole of the slow-dipping mechanism. holds out hand like a surgeon&emdash; Vanessa places tube of toothpaste in his hand. Meanwhile the is reaching to undo the floss. Austin places the open tube on his palm, aimed guard. Vanessa WHISTLES at guard loudly. He around. Judo Austin CHOPS the tube, sending a stream of toothpaste into the guard's eyes. GUARD rubbing his eyes) My eyes! My eyes! Austin folds the the of the wire, both ends. AUSTIN Hold Vanessa! grabs onto him and down floss as dipping goes under the water. the guard waits for them toothpaste smeared all over STRUGGLE. The guard manages to get Austin pinned the ground, Austin's head dangling over the SEA BASS circle. The water boils, dangerously close to Austin's head. VANESSA
?
VANESSA
Sadly, no. Hold on! I alwaYs keep this On me jUst In cAsE.
She PullS out a container OF denTal floss.
AUSTIN
All right, i get iT. I HAve bAD tEeth. YOu have tO UnDERstAnD, iN BrItAIn
In the sixTies you Could be a seX syMbOl and still haVE bAd teeth. It
dIdn'T matter.
VANESsA
NO, no, no. WE'lL usE The flOss To get To the lEDge.
AUStIN
SmashiNg IDea! GivE It to me.
AUSTiN takEs the container and DRaWS out four feet of Dental FlOSs AND spIns The containEr Above
HIs head lIKe A BOLo. HE Throws it and it Wraps around A rADiATOR aNd It cATches lIke a
gRaPPliNg hook.
AustiN begIns drawinG out thE Floss to TAke up thE slack. meaNwhIle, tHE sLoW-diPpINg mEChAniSM
is Edging toWaRdS the sEa baSS. uNFortUnaTely, austiN is still drawiNg oUt thE FloSs. He kEeps
pUlliNg Out flOss.
MorE flosS sTill. The mechanisM conTinues to sInk. fiNalLy, The flOSs line GoeS TAuT. AustiN
ties it OFf hIgH ON ThE pole of the slow-dippInG MEcHanism. AuStin hoLDs OuT His hand lIkE a
sUrgeON&EmdasH;
VanESsA places a Tube of TOoThPaste in HiS hand. MEaNwhIle The guARd is ReachiNg to undo The
flOSs. Austin places THe open tube on hIS pALM, aIMed aT thE guard. VanesSa WHisTLEs at tHE
gUarD LoudlY. He tuRnS ArOUnd.
AUSTIN
Judo chop!
AuStIn JUDO cHOPS The toothpaste Tube, sendinG A STream of tOothPAsTE into the guard's Eyes.
GuARD
(screamINg, rubbinG his eYes)
My eyeS! My eyes!
AuSTIn folds tHe tUbe AcrOss THE tOp of the wire, grABBing BoTh ends.
AuSTiN
Hold oN, VaNesSa!
SHe gRaBs onto him And they sLiDe DoWn The Floss TO safety rIgHt aS tHe dIppinG MechanIsm goEs
unDeR tHE waTer. MeanWHiLE, The gUaRd WaitS foR tHem wiTh toOThpAste smeAred all ovEr hIS facE.
HE aNd AustiN STRUGGLE.
The gUaRd manages tO gEt AUstin pINNed to the Ground, Austin's head dangliNG over thE waTer. SEa
BASs circle. ThE waTer boiLs, dANgerouSly cloSe to AUsTin'S HEad.
VAnesSa
(shOuTing)

?
VANESSA
Sadly, no. Holdon! I alwa ys ke epthi son m e ju st in case.
Sh e  pul ls out a container ofdenta lf loss . 
A USTIN 
All ri g ht , I g et  i t.Ih av e bad  te eth. Yo u have tound er stand, in Br i ta in
in theSix ties you cou ldbe a s ex  sy m bol a ndstill  haveb ad tee th. It
di dn ' t matt e r.
VANE S S ANo,no, no. We'll use th e  floss to getto the  l e dg e . 
AU STI N
Smashing  i dea!G ive itt om e . 
Au s tin takes the  containera nddrawsou t f o ur fee t ofde n tal  floss andspin s the con tainer above
h i s headlike a  bo lo.  Het hr ow s i ta ndi twra p s a round aRA DI ATORandi t c atch eslike  a
gr appling hook. 
Au stin beg ins d rawin g ou tthe f loss t o tak eup the slack. M eanw hile, the  sl ow -di pp ing m e chanis m
i s e dging t owardst hese a b as s. Unfortunately,Au s t in  is stil l draw i ng  o u t the fl os s.He k e e ps
pu llin g  o ut floss .
More fl os s still .The me ch ani smconti n uesto sin k. Final ly, t h e floss line g o es TAUT. Aust i nt i es it o ffhigh on the  pol e  ofthes lo w-d i pping  mech an i sm .  Austin holds out h is  handlikea
surgeon&emd ash;
Vanes s a places a  tub e  o f  toothpaste in  hishand. Mean w hile the  guar d is rea ching tou n do the
f los s.Aus tin p la ces the opent u be o nhis pal m,aimed a t t hegua rd.  V anessa WH ISTLES a tth egu ard  loud l y. He tu rn s a ro und .
AUS T IN
Jud o cho p!
A us ti n  JU DO CHOP S  t h e  too th pa stetub e,  send inga  st ream of  toothpas tei ntoth eguard's  eyes.
GUARD(s creaming,ru bbi ng his e yes)
Myeyes! My eyes!
Austin f o lds the  tu be ac ross  the topofthe wi re, grabbi ng bot h end s. 
AU S T IN
Ho l d  o n,Va nessa!
She g rab s ont ohimand the y slide down the f l oss  to safety ri ght  ast h edip p in g  me ch a nis m goes
under thewater. Mea nw h il e, the gua r d w ai ts forthem wi th to o thpaste  smearedall overhi s fa c e .
H e and Aust in STRUG GLE.
Theg uardm an agestoget Au st inpinne d to t h e g round , Aust in 's hea d dan gl ing over  the water. SEA
BASS ci rcle.The w ate r boils,dan g ero usly clos e to  Austin'shea d.VANES SA( shout ing) 
?
VANESSA
Sadly, no._Hold on!_I always keep this_on me_just_in case.
She_pulls_out a container_of dental floss.
AUSTIN
All_right, I get it._I have bad_teeth._You have to understand, in Britain
in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol_and_still have_bad_teeth._It
didn't matter.
VANESSA
No, no, no. We'll_use the floss to get_to the_ledge.
AUSTIN
Smashing idea! Give it to me.
Austin takes the_container_and draws out_four feet of dental floss and spins the container_above
his head like a bolo. He_throws it and_it_wraps_around a RADIATOR and_it catches like a
grappling hook.
Austin begins_drawing out the floss to take_up the slack. Meanwhile, the slow-dipping mechanism
is_edging towards the sea bass. Unfortunately,_Austin is still drawing out_the floss._He keeps
pulling out floss.
More floss_still. The mechanism_continues to_sink. Finally, the_floss line goes TAUT. Austin
ties it_off high on_the pole of the slow-dipping mechanism._Austin_holds out his_hand_like_a
surgeon&emdash;
Vanessa places_a tube of_toothpaste_in his_hand._Meanwhile the guard is reaching to_undo_the
floss. Austin places the open tube on_his palm, aimed at_the_guard. Vanessa WHISTLES at_the
guard loudly. He turns around.
AUSTIN
Judo_chop!
Austin JUDO CHOPS the toothpaste tube,_sending a_stream of_toothpaste into the guard's eyes.
GUARD
(screaming, rubbing his eyes)
My eyes! My eyes!
Austin_folds the tube across the top_of the wire, grabbing_both ends.
AUSTIN
Hold_on,_Vanessa!
She grabs onto_him_and they_slide down the floss to safety right_as the_dipping mechanism goes
under the water. Meanwhile,_the guard waits for_them_with toothpaste smeared all over his_face.
He and Austin STRUGGLE.
The guard manages_to get Austin pinned to_the_ground,_Austin's head dangling over the_water. SEA
BASS circle. The water boils,_dangerously close to_Austin's head.
VANESSA
(shouting)
