 Felix Albert Heinz Hans Heinrich Glubensblatter, the Hereditary Grubenburg Meiningenhesse of Mittelfloppen, in the Adventure Of The Shrunken Lederhosen.

"Besides, it is going too far to describe a sou'wester as 'rumpled'. Did you ever try to rumple a sou'wester? I thought not. Well, I have. While we were awaiting the critical telegram during the denouement of The Adventure Of The Thirteen Bakers, I attempted a playful rumpling of my friend's sou-wester. I speak as one chastened by experience, Inspector, for the sou'wester simply refused to rumple. It kept springing back. It quite ruined the effect.

"I had hoped to surprise Humes with a cry of 'you cannot go out in a rumpled sou'wester, Humes, you will lose all respect'. I could hardly say 'you cannot go out in a sou'wester that, refusing to rumple, simply sprang back into shape, Humes, you will lose all respect', now, could I?

"However", I conceded, "I agree that we must lose no time in discovering what has befallen Shylock Humes. Unless we succeed in this, we shall be on our own in the story, and we could hardly carry it ourselves, conspiratorial winks and interesting conversations about rumpling and sou'westers notwithstanding.

"It is surely the mercurial enigma of Shylock Humes that the readers would be looking for in these accounts, were anybody to read this rubbish, which they don't, but that hardly obviates the point, since the hypothetical reader (and what other kind is there?) would be even less likely to waste their time on this drivel if Shylock Humes were absent for large expanses of the narrative, off doing his deductions in secret while we blundered drearily about. It would be The Bound Of The Haskervilles all over again."

Thus, after I had roused the Inspector from the deep slumber into which he had fallen during my soliloquy, we rushed downstairs, admiring the rush matting that Humes had recently had laid down the stairs, and we lost no time in thus rushing downstairs (I had left my watch at home, and Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley's watch had stopped, so we
Felix Albert Heinz Hans Heinrich Glubensblatter, the Hereditary Grubenburg Meiningenhesse of Mittelfloppen, in the Adventure Of The Shrunken Lederhosen. 

 " Besides, it is going too far to describe a sou'wester as' rumple'. Did you always try to rumple a southwester? I thought not. Well, I receive. While we were awaiting the critical telegram during the denouement of The Adventure Of The Thirteen Bakers, I attempted a playful rumpling of my ally's sou - wester. I speak as one chastise by experience, Inspector, for the sou'wester simply deny to rumple. It kept bounce back. It quite ruined the effect. 

 " I had hoped to surprise Humes with a cry of' you cannot go out in a disheveled sou'wester, Humes, you will lose all respect'. I could barely say' you cannot go out in a sou'wester that, refusing to rumple, merely sprang back into shape, Humes, you will lose all respect', now, could I? 

 " However ", I concede, " I agree that we must lose no time in discovering what has befallen Shylock Humes. Unless we succeed in this, we shall be on our own in the story, and we could hardly carry it ourselves, conspiratorial winks and interesting conversations about rumpling and sou'westers notwithstanding. 

 " It is surely the mercurial enigma of Shylock Humes that the readers would be looking for in these accounts, were anybody to take this rubbish, which they don't, but that barely obviate the item, since the hypothetical reader (and what other kind is there ?) would be even less likely to waste their time on this drivel if Shylock Humes were lacking for large expanses of the narrative, off doing his deductions in secret while we blundered drearily about. It would be The Bound Of The Haskervilles all over again. " 

 Thus, after I had roused the Inspector from the deep sleep into which he had fallen during my soliloquy, we rush downstairs, admire the rush matting that Humes had recently had laid down the stairs, and we lose no time in thus rushing downstairs (I had leave my watch at home, and Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley's watch had stopped, indeed we
 Fepix Albert Heinz Hans Helnrich Glubensblcrter, tie Heresitary Gfubenburg Meiningenhesse of Lirtelfooppen, in the Adventurd Of The Dhrunken Ledtrhosen.

"Besides, it is goinn too nar tm describe a soo'wester as 'rgmpled'. Did you exex try to rumple a sou'wester? I thoughe not. Wrlp, I have. While we eqre zwaiting the critical telegram durjng the denouement og The Adventure Of The Thigteej Bakers, I attemptfd a playfuo ruipling of my wriend's sol-cester. I spgak as one chastened by experienze, Inxpector, fot fhf sou'wester wimplj refused to vlmple. Id kept xpringing back. It quute ruined the effect.

"M had hoped to surpryse Humes wnth a cry of 'you cannit go oot in a rjnpldd aon'weater, Hkmea, you will lose all rwspect'. I could hardky way 'you cannof go ott in a sou'wester that, refusing to rumple, sijply sprang back into syape, Humes, you will llse all rqspect', now, could I?

"However", I conceded, "I agree that we mnsg lisc no rile in discovering what has befallen Shylock Htjex. Lnless we succeed in this, we sjakj be on our odn in cge story, and we coulf hardli carrt it ourstlves, conspiratorial winks and ibteresting cjbversations about xumpling and sou'eestets notwithstanding.

"It is sursly the merfurial enjema of Shylock Hjmex dhat the readers would be jooking fir iu these xccoonts, wewe anybody to rcdd this rubbish, whlch tkey dmn't, but thwt hardly obviates the point, siire the hypothgtiwal reader (cnd whst other kind is there?) woulb be eveu less likely to waste vheir time og this drivel lf Shylock Hnmes were abswnt dor lared expanses of yhe narranire, off doung his deductions in aecret while we blobdered drearilu acoue. Pt xould te The Bound Of Ghe Naskefvilles all uver again."

Thus, after I hdd rkused the Inspectot nrom the eeep sluiber into whivh he had fallen dkring my solikoqoy, we rushed downstairs, admirinf the rusj mwtting that Rumew had recentky had laid down the stairs, and we lost no time in thus tushing downstairs (I kac left my wetch ae home, ang Inspector Stanley Oivingstone Stanlty's watch had stopped, sk we
Felix Albert Heinz Hans Heinrich Glubensblatter, the Meiningenhesse Mittelfloppen, in Adventure Of The going far to describe sou'wester as 'rumpled'. you ever try to rumple a I thought not. Well, I have. While we were awaiting the critical telegram the denouement of The Adventure Of The Thirteen Bakers, I attempted a playful of friend's I as one chastened by experience, Inspector, for the sou'wester simply refused to rumple. It kept springing It quite ruined the effect. "I had hoped surprise Humes with a of 'you cannot go out a sou'wester, Humes, will all I could hardly 'you cannot go out in a sou'wester that, refusing to rumple, simply sprang back into shape, Humes, will lose now, could "However", conceded, agree that we no time in discovering what has Unless we succeed in this, we shall be our own the story, and we could hardly it ourselves, conspiratorial winks and interesting conversations about and sou'westers notwithstanding. "It is surely the mercurial enigma of Shylock Humes that the readers looking for in these were anybody to this which don't, that hardly the point, since the hypothetical reader (and what other kind is would be even less likely to waste their time on if Humes were absent large expanses of the off his deductions in secret blundered about. The Of Haskervilles all over again." after I had roused the from the deep slumber during my soliloquy, we rushed downstairs, admiring the matting that Humes had recently had laid the stairs, and we lost no time in thus rushing downstairs (I left my home, and Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley's watch had so we
 Felix Albert Heinz Hans HeinrIch GlubensBlattEr, tHe HErEditAry GRubenburg MeiniNGenhEsse of Mittelfloppen, in tHe AdvEnTUre OF thE ShruNken LedERhOSEn.

"BEsIdEs, iT iS GoIng toO faR to descRibe a sou'weSteR aS 'rumpled'. Did yOU eVer try to ruMplE a sou'wester? I ThoUght noT. WEll, i Have. WHilE we weRe awaiTIng the Critical tElEGram duRIng the dENOuEmenT of The Adventure Of tHe tHirteen Bakers, I AttempTeD A pLAYfuL ruMpling of my FrIend's SOu-westeR. i sPEAK as ONe chastened by Experience, INSpeCtor, foR tHe sOU'westeR simpLy REfuSed to rumple. it kePt springiNg back. iT quite rUIned the Effect.

"i haD hoPed tO SuRpRisE HUMes WItH a cRY of 'You cannoT gO oUt in a RumpLED SOu'weSteR, HumEs, you Will lose all reSpeCt'. I cOUld HardlY say 'yOu caNnOt go oUt in a sOu'wesTeR that, refusing to RumpLe, simply sPraNg BacK iNto shAPe, HumeS, yoU wiLl lose aLl respeCT', noW, cOULD I?

"however", I conceded, "I aGrEE ThAt we must Lose no TImE iN DiscoverInG whAt haS BEfallEn ShYLoCk Humes. UNless wE SuCcEed in thIs, We shalL bE on Our Own in THe stOry, and We could hArdly CArry it ourselveS, ConspiratoriaL WiNKS aND intEreSting converSatiONs abOut rUMpLinG And soU'westErS NoTWithstanding.

"It is surElY the meRcuriAl enigma of ShyLock Humes tHAT The readeRs woULd BE looking for in tHese aCcounts, werE Anybody tO read This rubbIsh, which tHEY don't, but ThaT haRdlY obVIAtEs the point, sinCE The hYpOtheticAl rEader (anD whAt oTheR kiNd Is there?) woUld be eveN lEsS lIkEly To wasTE their tiMe On tHiS drIvel iF shylocK HumeS werE aBsENt fOr large EXpANSes oF tHe NarrAtiVe, Off doIng hIS deDuctionS in secret WhiLE we bLuNdEred dreArily about. It wOuLd be The BouNd of THe HaskERVilles alL over again."

Thus, after I had ROused thE InSpectOr frOm the deep SluMber inTo wHIch he hAd fallEn durInG my SOLiloqUY, We RusHeD downstairS, ADmiRing tHe Rush Matting That Humes had recentLY haD laid down the sTaiRs, anD WE lOst NO tIMe iN tHUs rUSHing downstairs (I Had left my wAtCH aT home, and InSPecToR StanleY LivingStone sTanley's Watch had sTopped, so wE
 Felix Albert Heinz Hans H einrich Gl ubens bla tte r,  the  Her editary Gruben b urgMeiningenhesse of Mitt elflo pp e n, i n  t he Ad venture Of T heSh ru nke nL ed erhos en. 

"Besi des, it is  go in g too far to de scribe a s ou' wester as 'r ump led'.Di d y o u eve r t ry to  rumpl e  a sou 'wester?It hought not. We l l ,I ha ve. While we were aw a iting the crit ical t el e gr a m  du rin g the deno ue mento f The A d ve n t u reO f The Thirtee n Bakers, I att empted  a  pl a yful r umpli ng ofmy friend's  sou -wester.I spea k  as one chasten ed byexp eri ence ,  I ns pec to r , f o rthe sou 'westersi mp ly re fuse d t o  rum ple . It  kept  springing ba ck.  Itq uit e rui ned t he e ff ect.
"I ha d hop ed  to surprise Hu meswith a cr y o f'yo ucanno t  go ou t i n a  rumple d sou'w e ste r, H u me s, you will lose a ll r es pect'. I  could ha rd l y say 'y ou  ca nnot g o out  ina  s ou'weste r that ,  r ef using t orumple ,sim ply  spra n g ba ck int o shape,  Hume s , you will los e  all respect' ,  n o w ,c ould  I? 

"However" , Ic once ded, "I  ag r ee th at we  m u st lose no time in dis co vering  what  has befallen  Shylock H u m e s. Unles s we su c ceed in this,we sh all be ono ur own i n the  story,and we co u l d hardly  ca rry  it  ou r s el ves, conspira t o rial  w inks an d i nterest ing  co nve rsa ti ons about  rumplin gan dso u'w ester s  notwith st and in g.
"Iti s sure ly th e me rc ur i alenigmao fS h yloc kHu mestha tthe r eade r s w ould be  lookingfor in t he se  accoun ts, were anyb od y to readth isrubbis h ,  which t hey don't, but that har d ly obvi ate s the  poi nt, since  th e hypo the t ical r eader(andwh ato t her k i n disth ere?) woul d beevenle ss l ikely t o waste their time onthis drivel i f S hylo c k  H ume s  w e reab s ent f or large expans es of thena r ra tive, offd oin ghis ded uctions  in s e cret wh ile we bl undered d re aril y abo ut. It wou ld be Th e Bound O f  TheH as kervi lle s allov eragain ."

Th u s,after  I had  r ousedthe I ns pector f rom the deep slumber in to whi ch he  ha d fallendur i ngmy solilo quy,  we rushed  do wns tairs , a d mirin g th e  r ush matti ng t h at Humesh ad  re c e nt ly had laid d o wnthe s tai r s, and  welost no time in t h us rushing dow nsta i r s ( I h a d le ft  my watch at h ome ,a n d Inspec to r Stanley L ivingsto ne Stanl ey's w atch h ad stop p e d, so we
 Felix_Albert Heinz_Hans Heinrich Glubensblatter, the_Hereditary Grubenburg_Meiningenhesse_of Mittelfloppen,_in_the Adventure Of_The Shrunken Lederhosen.

"Besides,_it is going too_far to describe_a_sou'wester as 'rumpled'. Did you ever try to rumple a sou'wester? I thought not._Well,_I have._While_we_were awaiting the critical telegram_during the denouement of The_Adventure Of_The Thirteen Bakers, I attempted a playful rumpling_of_my friend's sou-wester._I speak as one chastened by experience, Inspector, for_the sou'wester simply refused to rumple._It kept springing_back._It_quite ruined the effect.

"I_had hoped to surprise Humes with_a cry of 'you cannot go_out in a rumpled sou'wester, Humes, you_will lose all respect'. I could_hardly say 'you cannot go_out in_a sou'wester that, refusing to_rumple, simply sprang_back into_shape, Humes, you_will lose all respect', now, could_I?

"However", I conceded,_"I agree that we must lose_no_time in discovering_what_has_befallen Shylock_Humes. Unless we_succeed_in this,_we_shall be on our own in_the_story, and we could hardly carry it_ourselves, conspiratorial winks and_interesting_conversations about rumpling and_sou'westers notwithstanding.

"It is surely the_mercurial enigma of Shylock Humes that_the readers_would be_looking for in these accounts, were anybody to read this rubbish,_which they don't, but that hardly_obviates the point, since_the hypothetical_reader_(and what other_kind_is there?)_would be even less likely to waste_their time_on this drivel if Shylock Humes_were absent for large_expanses_of the narrative, off doing his_deductions in secret while we blundered_drearily about. It would be_The_Bound_Of The Haskervilles all over_again."

Thus, after I had roused the_Inspector from the_deep slumber into which he had fallen_during_my soliloquy, we rushed downstairs, admiring_the_rush matting that Humes had recently_had_laid_down the stairs, and we_lost no time in thus rushing_downstairs (I had left my watch at home, and_Inspector Stanley Livingstone_Stanley's watch had stopped, so_we