:002007-10-04T06:54:00.000-07:00I am a psychiatric social worker who does crisis e...I am a psychiatric social worker who does crisis evaluations and answers crisis calls. We always say that when we get a crisis call from a male caller who begins his end of the conversation with "hi, how are you doing?", that's a clear indication of Antisocial Personality Disorder. He sets out to manage the conversation from the first moments and run it in his way. The moment we refuse to engage in social chit-chat with him, the antisocial traits show themselves in full force! Then, there's always the flip side of the crying female caller who does not even say hello or introduce herself, but goes right to "I'm thinking about cutting myself." Ding ding ding! Borderline Personality Disorder arriving! When we are proven correct, it always gives us a little self-satisfactory sense of smugness (till the next time we are proven wrong, of course.)Alishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15440321462245923625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-11748944789807529912007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:002007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:00DVD sign: When a patient is watching a movie on o...DVD sign: When a patient is watching a movie on one of those min-DVD players, it usually means things are progressing nicely.<BR/><BR/>McDonalds Trash sign: When you walk into a room and see Big MAc wrappers in the trash can, it usually means the patient is about ready to go home<BR/><BR/>MuteKid sign- Kids who lie in bed quietly, without moving are sick. <BR/><BR/>Blue jeans sign: A patient has slipped into his jeans or trousers because he's tired of his ass hanging out; usually means close to discharge home.<BR/><BR/>Quad-Transaminase sign: In the right clinical scenario, usually indicates shock liver/liver failure and impending demise when AST/ALT go into the 1000'sBuckeye Surgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15650563299849196122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger
: 002007 - 10 - 04T06:54:00.000 - 07:00I am a psychiatric social worker who does crisis e... I am a psychiatric social worker who do crisis evaluation and answers crisis calls. We always allege that when we get a crisis call from a male caller who begin his end of the conversation with " hi, how are you doing? ", that's a clean indication of Antisocial Personality Disorder. He sets out to wangle the conversation from the first moments and move it in his direction. The moment we refuse to engage in social chit - chat with him, the antisocial trait show themselves in full force! Then, there's constantly the flip side of the cry female caller who does not even say hello or insert herself, but goes right to " I'm thinking about cutting myself. " Ding ding ding! Borderline Personality Disorder arrive! When we are proven correct, it always gives us a little self - satisfactory sense of smugness (till the next time we are proven wrong, of course.)Alishahttps://www.blogger.com / profile/15440321462245923625noreply@blogger.comtag: blogger.com,1999: blog-30499448.post-11748944789807529912007 - 10 - 02T07:54:00.000 - 07:002007 - 10 - 02T07:54:00.000 - 07:00DVD sign: When a patient is watching a movie on o... DVD sign: When a patient is watch a movie on one of those min - DVD players, it usually mean things are progressing nicely.<BR/><BR/>McDonalds Trash sign: When you walk into a room and see boastful MAc wrappers in the trash can, it usually mean the patient is about ready to go home < BR/><BR/>MuteKid sign- Kids who lie down in bed quietly, without moving are sick. < BR/><BR/>Blue jean sign: A affected role has slip into his jeans or trousers because he's tired of his arsenic hanging out; usually means near to discharge home.<BR/><BR/>Quad - Transaminase signboard: In the right clinical scenario, usually argue shock liver / liver bankruptcy and impending demise when AST / ALT go into the 1000'sBuckeye Surgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15650563299849196122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger
:002007-10-04T06:54:00.000-07:00I wm a psychiatric social dorker who does crisis e...I am a psychkatric social worker who doed xrisiw evaluations and answdrs crisid calls. Qe aoqays say tizt when we gef a cxiwis call from s male calner who begins hks end of the conversation with "hi, hor are ypu doing?", that's a clesw inspcction of Antisocial Personality Disordtr. He sets out to kanage the conversation frlm tje first moments ajd run it ib hif way. The momdnt we reflve to engafe in social chit-chat with him, ghe autisocial ttcuts vhow themseoves pn full force! Then, thare's aleays the flip xidx of the crying female canler who does not gven say halmo or introduce hwrwelf, tut coes eigft uo "M'm fhinkijg ebout cuttihg myself." Dung ding ding! Bordetlybe Personalitg Disowdqr arriving! When we are proven correct, pt amways gives us a little self-satisfactory sende of smudness (till the next time we are proven wrong, of cmurse.)Elkshcmbtps://dqw.hlogger.com/profile/15440321462245923625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.cjj,1999:bkon-30499448.post-11748944789807529912007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:002007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:00DVD sign: Chen a patient ix aayshing a movie on o...DRS aign: When a patienh is wajching a movie jn ome of those min-DVD players, ut usually mvans things are progredsing nicelv.<BR/><BR/>MvDonakds Trash sign: When you wali into a rolm and ses Big MAc wrapperr ik tve trash can, it usually mewns the petienc is abojt rgady to go home<BR/><HR/>MutcNid sign- Kids who pie iu bed quietly, wlthout moving are sick. <BR/><BR/>Blue jeans sign: A kathenn has sli'ped ikto his jeans ow trousers beccuse he's tirea of his aas hangmng out; usuajly means clovg to dischargx home.<BR/><BW/>Quae-Trabsaminard sign: In the tight cliuncal scenqrio, usually indicetes ahock liver/livex dailure and imprndkng dvmixe fhen AST/ALT co ivto yhe 1000'sCuckeye Surneovhttls://www.blogger.com/profine/15650563299849196122nodeply@blogger.comtag:nljgger
:002007-10-04T06:54:00.000-07:00I am a psychiatric social worker who e...I a psychiatric worker who does calls. always say that we get a call from a male caller who his end of the conversation with "hi, how are you doing?", that's a indication of Antisocial Personality Disorder. He sets out to manage the conversation from first and it his way. The moment we refuse to engage in social chit-chat with him, the antisocial traits themselves in full force! Then, there's always the side of the crying caller who does not even hello introduce herself, goes to thinking about cutting Ding ding ding! Borderline Personality Disorder arriving! When we are proven correct, it always gives us a self-satisfactory sense (till the time are wrong, of course.)Alishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15440321462245923625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-11748944789807529912007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:002007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:00DVD a patient is watching a movie When a patient is watching a movie on of those players, it usually means things are nicely.<BR/><BR/>McDonalds Trash sign: When you walk into a and see Big MAc wrappers in the trash can, it usually means the patient is to go home<BR/><BR/>MuteKid sign- who lie in quietly, moving sick. jeans sign: patient has slipped into his jeans or trousers because he's tired his ass hanging out; usually means close to discharge home.<BR/><BR/>Quad-Transaminase the clinical scenario, usually shock liver/liver failure and demise AST/ALT go into the
:002007-10-04T06:54:00.000-07:00I am a psychiatric social worKer who does CrisiS e...I Am a PsYchiAtriC social worker wHO doeS crisis evaluations and aNswerS cRIsis CAlLs. We aLways saY ThAT WheN wE gEt a CrISiS call FroM a male cAller who beGinS hIs end of the coNVeRsation witH "hi, How are you doiNg?", tHat's a cLeAr iNDicatIon Of AntIsociaL personAlity DisoRdER. He setS Out to maNAGe The cOnversation from thE FiRSt moments and ruN it in hIs WAy. tHE moMenT we refuse tO eNgage IN social CHiT-CHAt wITh him, the antisOcial traits SHow ThemseLvEs iN Full foRce! ThEn, THerE's always the Flip Side of the Crying FEmale caLLer who dOes not EveN saY helLO oR iNtrOdUCe hERsElf, BUt gOes right To "i'm ThinkIng aBOUT CuttIng MyseLf." DinG ding ding! BordErlIne PERsoNalitY DisoRder ArRivinG! When wE are pRoVen correct, it alwAys gIves us a liTtlE sElf-SaTisfaCTory seNse Of sMugness (Till the NExt TiME WE aRe proven wrong, of couRsE.)aLiShahttps://Www.bloGGeR.cOM/profile/15440321462245923625NoRepLy@blOGGer.coMtag:BLoGger.com,1999:bLog-30499448.posT-11748944789807529912007-10-02t07:54:00.000-07:002007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:00dVd sign: WhEn A patieNt Is wAtcHing a MOvie On o...DVD Sign: When A patiENt is watching a mOVie on one of thoSE mIN-dVd PlayErs, It usually meAns tHIngs Are pROgResSIng niCely.<Br/><Br/>mcdOnalds Trash sign: When YoU walk iNto a rOom and see Big Mac wrappers IN THe trash cAn, it USuALly means the patIent iS about readY To go home<bR/><BR/>MUteKid siGn- Kids who LIE in bed quIetLy, wIthOut MOViNg are sick. <BR/><BR/>bLUe jeAnS sign: A pAtiEnt has sLipPed IntO hiS jEans or troUsers becAuSe He'S tIreD of hiS Ass hangiNg Out; UsUalLy meaNS close To disCharGe HoME.<BR/><bR/>Quad-TRAnSAMinaSe SiGn: In The RiGht clInicAL scEnario, uSually indIcaTEs shOcK lIver/livEr failure and iMpEnding demiSe WheN AST/ALt GO into the 1000'SBuckeye Surgeonhttps://www.BLogger.cOm/pRofilE/15650563299849196122norEply@bloggEr.cOmtag:bLogGEr
:002007-10-04T06:54:00.000 -07:00I am  a ps ych iat ri c so cial  worker who do e s cr isis e...I am a psychi atric  s o cial wo rkerwho doe s  c r i sis  e va lua ti o ns  andans wers cr isis calls . W ealways say t h at  when we g eta crisis cal l f rom ama lec aller  wh o beg ins hi s  end o f the con ve r sation with "h i ,  h ow a re you doing?", t h at ' s a clear indi cation  o f  A n t iso cia l Personal it y Dis o rder. H e  s e t s  ou t  to manage th e conversat i onfrom t he  fi r st mom entsan d  ru n it in his  way . The mom ent we refuset o engag e in s oci alchit - ch at  wi th him ,  t hea nti social t ra it s sho w th e m s e lves  in  ful l for ce! Then, the re' s al w ays  theflipside  o f the  cryin g fem al e caller who do es n ot even s ayhe llo  o r int r oduceher sel f, butgoes ri g htto " I 'm  thinking about cu tt i n gmyself."  Dingd in gd ing! Bor de rli ne P e r sonal ityD is order ar riving !  W he n we ar eproven  c orr ect , ita lway s give s us a l ittle self-satisfact o ry sense of s m ug n e ss (til l t he next tim e we areprov e nwro n g, of  cour se . )A l ishahttps://www.blo gg er.com /prof ile/154403214 6224592362 5 n o reply@bl ogge r .c o mtag:blogger.c om,19 99:blog-30 4 99448.po st-11 74894478 980752991 2 0 07-10-02 T07 :54 :00 .00 0 - 07 :002007-10-02 T 0 7:54 :0 0.000-0 7:0 0DVD si gn:  Wh ena p at ient is w atchingamo vi eono...D V D sign:Wh enapat ienti s watc hinga mo vi eo n o ne of t h os e min- DV Dplay ers ,it us uall y  me ans thi ngs are p rog r essi ng  n icely.< BR/><BR/>McDo na lds Trashsi gn:  Wheny o u walk i nto a room and see BigM Ac wrap per s inthetrash can , i t usua lly meansthe pa tient  i s a b o ut re a d ytogo  home<BR/> < B R/> MuteK id  sig n- Kids  who lie in bed qu i etl y, without mo vin g ar e si ck. <B R />< BR / >Bl u e  jeans sign: Apatient ha ss li pped intoh isje ans ortrouser s bec a use he' s tired o f his ass  h angi n g  ou t; usually  means c lose to d i schar g ehome. <BR /><BR/ >Q uad -Tran samina s e s ign:In the  r ight c linic al  scenari o, usually indicates sh ock li ver/l ive r failure  an d  im pending d emis e when AST /AL T g o int o t h e 100 0'sB u ck eye Surge onht t ps://www. b lo gge r . co m/profile/1 5 6 5 056 32998 491 9 6122no repl y@blogger.comtag: b logger
:002007-10-04T06:54:00.000-07:00I am_a psychiatric_social worker who does_crisis e...I_am_a psychiatric_social_worker who does_crisis evaluations and_answers crisis calls. We_always say that_when_we get a crisis call from a male caller who begins his end of_the_conversation with_"hi,_how_are you doing?", that's a_clear indication of Antisocial Personality_Disorder. He_sets out to manage the conversation from the_first_moments and run_it in his way. The moment we refuse to_engage in social chit-chat with him,_the antisocial traits_show_themselves_in full force! Then,_there's always the flip side of_the crying female caller who does_not even say hello or introduce herself,_but goes right to "I'm thinking_about cutting myself." Ding ding_ding! Borderline_Personality Disorder arriving! When we_are proven correct,_it always_gives us a_little self-satisfactory sense of smugness (till_the next time_we are proven wrong, of course.)Alishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15440321462245923625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-11748944789807529912007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:002007-10-02T07:54:00.000-07:00DVD_sign:_When a patient_is_watching_a movie_on o...DVD sign:_When_a patient_is_watching a movie on one of_those_min-DVD players, it usually means things are_progressing nicely.<BR/><BR/>McDonalds Trash sign:_When_you walk into a_room and see Big MAc_wrappers in the trash can, it_usually means_the patient_is about ready to go home<BR/><BR/>MuteKid sign- Kids who lie in_bed quietly, without moving are sick._<BR/><BR/>Blue jeans sign: A_patient has_slipped_into his jeans_or_trousers because_he's tired of his ass hanging out;_usually means_close to discharge home.<BR/><BR/>Quad-Transaminase sign: In_the right clinical scenario,_usually_indicates shock liver/liver failure and impending_demise when AST/ALT go into the_1000'sBuckeye Surgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15650563299849196122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger