 is happening so that AJ Styles can wrestle Christopher Daniels, which is fine since both of those dudes are pretty good at having that match, as evidenced by it being basically the only thing they’ve done for the past ten years. This time, it’s a little different, what with the involvement of Dixie’s husband, whose name is apparently “Surge.”

Speaking of matches that have happened before, the next bit of the show sets up the upcoming match between X-Division Champion Austin Aries and Samoa Joe, which is one of the most distilled, perfect examples of how the world of pro wrestling operates. In wrestling, every single offense that one commits upon another must invariably be settled in a match, no matter how big or shockingly illegal. Smash up somebody’s car with a sledgehammer? Settle it in a match. Drug someone and illegally marry them without their consent in Las Vegas? Settle it in a match. Crucify someone’s daughter on national television? Oh you best believe you gonna settle that in a match.

But it works the other way, too: A tiny, almost unnoticeable infraction can lead to a brutal blood feud. In this case, Samoa Joe is planning on beating the living hell out of Austin Aries because Aries accidentally sprayed water on him while he was doing his hair. Again: I am not kidding about this.

In a related story, did you know Crimson and Matt Morgan are two completely different people?

I know, I was surprised too.

In our next segment, we get the Knockouts, with their new boss, Brooke Hogan! Isn’t that exciting? Aren’t you excited? No, of course you’re not. No one is excited about Brooke Hogan. No one has ever been excited about Brooke Hogan. Hell, with the exception of the guys in Rent-A-Center’s marketing department, people are barely excited about Hulk Hogan at this point. Anyway, she’s shaking up the ladies division with a four-way match to determine the #1 contender, but, in a shocking twist she’s also arranged for Velvet Sky to appear in a music video by Montgomery Gentry!

If you’re like me, you may be surprised to learn that “Montgomery Gentry” is a band. I have only ever heard of them through Impact, and I initially assumed it was one
is happening so that AJ Styles can wrestle Christopher Daniels, which is fine since both of those dudes are reasonably beneficial at having that match, as tell by it being basically the alone thing they ’ve done for the past ten year. This prison term, it ’s a little unlike, what with the affair of Dixie ’s husband, whose name is apparently “ Surge. ” 

 address of matches that have happened ahead, the future bit of the show sets up the upcoming match between X - Division Champion Austin Aries and Samoa Joe, which is one of the about distilled, perfect examples of how the earth of pro wrestling operates. In wrestling, every individual offense that one commits upon another must constantly be settled in a peer, no matter how big or shockingly illegal. Smash up somebody ’s car with a maul? Settle it in a match. Drug someone and illegally marry them without their consent in Las Vegas? Settle it in a match. Crucify someone ’s daughter on national television? Oh you best believe you gon na settle that in a match. 

 But it works the other way, too: A tiny, almost unobtrusive infraction can lead to a beastly rake feud. In this case, Samoa Joe is planning on beating the live hell out of Austin Aries because Aries accidentally sprayed water on him while he was suffice his hair. Again: I am not kidding about this. 

 In a related story, did you know Crimson and Matt Morgan are two completely different multitude? 

 I know, I was surprised too. 

 In our next segment, we catch the Knockouts, with their new foreman, Brooke Hogan! Is n’t that exciting? Are n’t you excited? No, of course you ’re not. No one is excited about Brooke Hogan. No one has ever been excited about Brooke Hogan. Hell, with the exception of the guy in Rent - A - Center ’s marketing department, people are barely activated about Hulk Hogan at this point. Anyway, she ’s shaking up the ladies class with a four - way peer to determine the # 1 contender, but, in a lurid twist she ’s besides arranged for Velvet Sky to appear in a music video by Montgomery Gentry! 

 If you ’re like me, you may be surprised to learn that “ Montgomery Gentry ” is a ring. I have only ever heard of them through Impact, and I initially assumed it was one
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In w related story, did you nnow Erimsmn and Math Morgan are two completely difhxrent people?

I ktow, I was sbrpriscd too.

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speakinG OF mAtchEs that have happeneD BeFOre, the next bit oF the shOw SEtS UP thE upComing matcH bEtweeN x-DivisiON CHAMPioN austin Aries anD Samoa Joe, whICh iS one of ThE moST distiLled, pErFEct Examples of hOw thE world of pRo wresTLing opeRAtes. In wRestliNg, eVerY sinGLe OfFenSe THat ONe ComMIts Upon anotHeR mUst inVariABLY Be seTtlEd in A matcH, no matter how bIg oR shoCKinGly ilLegal. smasH uP someBody’s cAr witH a Sledgehammer? SetTle iT in a match. druG sOmeOnE and iLLegallY maRry Them witHout theIR coNsENT In las Vegas? Settle it in A mATCh. crucify sOmeone’S DaUgHTer on natIoNal TeleVISion? OH you BEsT believe You gonNA sEtTle that In A match.

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In A relaTed story, Did you knoW cRimson anD MaTt MOrgAn aRE TwO completely diFFErenT pEople?

I kNow, i was surPriSed Too.

in oUr Next segmeNt, we get tHe knOcKoUts, With tHEir new boSs, broOkE HoGan! IsN’T that eXcitiNg? ArEn’T yOU exCited? No, OF cOURse yOu’Re Not. NO onE iS exciTed aBOut brooke HOgan. No one Has EVer bEeN eXcited aBout Brooke HogAn. hell, with thE eXcePtion oF THe guys in rent-A-Center’s marketing dePArtment, PeoPle arE barEly exciteD abOut HulK HoGAn at thIs poinT. AnywAy, She’S SHakinG UP tHe lAdIes divisioN WIth A four-WaY matCh to detErmine the #1 contender, BUt, iN a shocking twiSt sHe’s aLSO aRraNGeD For veLVet sKY to appear in a musIc video by MOnTGoMery Gentry!

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 is happening so that AJ S tyles canwrest leChr is toph er D aniels, whichi s fi ne since both of those  dude sa re p r et ty go od at h a vi n g  th at  m atc h, as  evid enc ed by i t being ba sic al ly the onlyt hi ng they’ve  do ne for the p ast  ten y ea rs. Thistim e, it ’s a l i ttle d ifferent,  w h at wit h  the in v o lv emen t of Dixie’s husb a nd ,  whose name is  appar en t ly “ Sur ge. ”

Speakin gof ma t ches th a th a v e h a ppened before , the nextb itof the  s how sets u p the  u p com ing match b etwe en X-Divi sion C h ampionA ustin A ries a ndSam oa J o e,  w hic hi s o n eoft hemost dis ti ll ed, p erfe c t e xamp les  ofhow t he world of p rowres t lin g ope rates . In  w restl ing, e verysi ngle offense th at o ne commit s u po n a no therm ust in var iab ly be s ettledi n a  m a t c h,  no matter how big  o r sh ockingly  illeg a l.  S m ash up s om ebo dy’s c ar wi th a sl edgehamm er? Se t tl eit in a  m atch.Dr ugsom eonea nd i llegal ly marry  them without theirc onsent in Las Ve g a s? Sett leit in a mat ch.C ruci fy s o me one ’ s dau ghter  o n  n a tional television?Oh  you b est b elieve you go nna settle t h at in amatc h .But it works t he ot her way, t o o: A tin y, al most unn oticeable i nfractio n c anlea d t o abrutal bloodf e ud.In  this c ase , Samoa  Jo e i s p lan ni ng on bea ting the  l iv in ghel l out of Austi nAri es  be cause Ariesaccid enta ll ys pra yed wat e ro n  him  w hi le h e w as  doin g hi s  ha ir. Aga in: I amnot kidd in gabout t his.

In a re la ted story,  d idyou kn o w  Crimson  and Matt Morgan are tw o  comple tel y dif fere nt people ?
I know , I was su rprise d too .
In o ur ne x t  s egm en t, we gett h e K nocko ut s, w ith the ir new boss, Brook e  Ho gan! Isn’t th atexci t i ng ? A r en ’ t y ou exc i t ed? No, of cour se you’reno t .No one ise xci te d about  Brooke  Hoga n . No on e has eve r been ex ci teda b out  Brooke Ho gan. Hel l, with t h e exc e pt ion o f t he guy sinRent- A-Cent e r’s  mark etingde partme nt, p eo ple arebarely excited about Hu lk Hog an at  th is point.  An y way , she’s s haki ng up thelad ies  divi sio n  with  a f o ur -wa y  matc h to determine th e # 1 co ntender, bu t , ina sho cki n g twis t sh e’s also arranged for Velvet Sky  toa p pea r i n  a m us ic video by Mo ntg om e r y Gentry !
If you’relike me,  y o u may  be su rprise d to le a r nt hat “M ontg ome ry Gentry ” i sa  band.Iha v e only  eve rheardof the m  thr o u gh Impact, and I  init i a lly a s sum ed it  w as one
 is_happening so_that AJ Styles can_wrestle Christopher_Daniels,_which is_fine_since both of_those dudes are_pretty good at having_that match, as_evidenced_by it being basically the only thing they’ve done for the past ten years._This_time, it’s_a_little_different, what with the involvement_of Dixie’s husband, whose name_is apparently_“Surge.”

Speaking of matches that have happened before, the_next_bit of the_show sets up the upcoming match between X-Division Champion_Austin Aries and Samoa Joe, which_is one of_the_most_distilled, perfect examples of_how the world of pro wrestling_operates. In wrestling, every single offense_that one commits upon another must invariably_be settled in a match, no_matter how big or shockingly_illegal. Smash_up somebody’s car with a_sledgehammer? Settle it_in a_match. Drug someone_and illegally marry them without their_consent in Las_Vegas? Settle it in a match._Crucify_someone’s daughter on_national_television?_Oh you_best believe you_gonna_settle that_in_a match.

But it works the other_way,_too: A tiny, almost unnoticeable infraction can_lead to a brutal_blood_feud. In this case,_Samoa Joe is planning on_beating the living hell out of_Austin Aries_because Aries_accidentally sprayed water on him while he was doing his hair._Again: I am not kidding about_this.

In a related story,_did you_know_Crimson and Matt_Morgan_are two_completely different people?

I know, I was surprised_too.

In our_next segment, we get the Knockouts,_with their new boss,_Brooke_Hogan! Isn’t that exciting? Aren’t you_excited? No, of course you’re not._No one is excited about_Brooke_Hogan._No one has ever been_excited about Brooke Hogan. Hell, with_the exception of_the guys in Rent-A-Center’s marketing department, people_are_barely excited about Hulk Hogan at_this_point. Anyway, she’s shaking up the_ladies_division_with a four-way match to_determine the #1 contender, but, in_a shocking twist she’s also arranged for Velvet Sky_to appear in_a music video by Montgomery_Gentry!

If_you’re_like me, you may be surprised to learn that “Montgomery_Gentry” is_a band. I_have only ever heard of them through Impact, and I_initially assumed it was one