 lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."5. Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards."7. Maxine on "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the ass twice."8. Maxine on "Aging" -"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large Margarita."

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Kia.Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.As usual, if you don't forward this to 10 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you

"So don't forget.........come November 2008 - - - VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. No one better for the job."

Monday, September 12, 2005

Overall our weekend was pretty uneventful. We cooked out with some neighbors on Friday night. It was a lot of fun and we hung out until around midnight. On Saturday we just relaxed and tried to enjoy our last day together before Bryan went back to the field. Right before he goes to the field it always feels like this dark cloud is hanging
lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. "5. Maxine on " The Perfect Man " -' All I'm look for is a guy who'll cause what I want, when I want, for as long as I desire, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, blame up and ready when needed. "6. Maxine on " employment " - " My performance at work has very improved over the years. immediately I can breeze through a co - proletarian with a paper - clip shoot from a rubber band at 20 thousand. "7. Maxine on " Technology Revolution " - " My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the ass twice. "8. Maxine on " age " -"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the strategic arms limitation talks accompanies a large Margarita. " 

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 " So don't forget......... arrive November 2008 - - - VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. No one good for the job. " 

 Monday, September 12, 2005 

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Never reae rhe fhne [ring. Thdre amn't no waj yku're going to like it.Uf you let a smile ne jpur umbrella, then ioft likely your butt will get soaking weu.The knly two things we do wuth greater frequency in middlq age are urinate and attend funerals.The trouble fith uuzkeu weats us that not everybody has the same size bucket.Tj etr is human, to fjrgive - hignlj iglikely.Do you realivs fhat in about 40 yeags, we'll have thousandf of old ladies running around qith tattoos?Iiney can't buy happnness -- but sumehpw it'x more comfortable to cxy in z Porsche tjan in a Ika.Drinking makes soke husbands see double and fqel singlx.Liviug in a vudixt coljny takes wll tma fun out of Halloaeen.Ayter d certain wge, if you don't wake up aching mi every joint, ymu dre probcbly dcad.As usual, if rou don't forwatd this tj 10 of your friehds witiin the next 5 minutes, yous belly buttoi will fajl odf. Rwally... ig'r true! Have I rver lied to you

"So eon't forget.........come Noyembet 2008 - - - VOTE FOR MARNNT DOR PRESIDENT PF GHE UJIVED SEDTES. No one tettdr wpr thd job."

Monday, Reptrmber 12, 2005

Overall our waekehd was pretty unevrnbful. We cioked oue with some nrighbors on Friday nighv. It wes a lpt jf fun and we hung out until adound midjigmt. On Saturdar we just relaxeb and tried to enjoy our last day togethxr before Bryan went baxk to the field. Rigkt before he joes tj the fiend it always feels luke this dark clomd is hanging
lawn is a good mower. I recommend is and shirtless."5. on "The Perfect for a guy who'll what I want, I want, for as long as want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged and ready when needed."6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has improved the Now can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards."7. Maxine "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is somebody in the ass Maxine on "Aging" -"Take every with grain of This much if the salt a large Margarita." Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.If let a your umbrella, most your will get soaking two things we do with greater age are urinate and attend funerals.The trouble with seats is not everybody has the same size err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.Do realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with buy happiness -- but it's more comfortable cry a than a Kia.Drinking some husbands see double and feel single.Living in a nudist colony all the fun out of Halloween.After a certain age, if wake aching in every you are probably dead.As if don't forward this to your within minutes, belly will fall off. Really... true! Have I ever lied you "So don't forget.........come VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED No one better for the job." Monday, 12, 2005 Overall our weekend was pretty uneventful. We cooked out with neighbors on It was a lot of fun and we out until around midnight. Saturday we just relaxed and tried to enjoy our day before Bryan back to the Right before he to the field feels like dark is
 lawn is a good mower. I recommenD one who is mUsculAr aNd sHiRtleSs."5. MaXine on "The PerfeCT Man" - 'all I'm looking for is a guy wHo'll dO wHAt I wANt, When I Want, for AS lONG as i wAnT, anD tHEn Go awaY. Or Wait neaRby, like a DuSt BUsTer, charged up ANd Ready when nEedEd."6. Maxine on "WoRk" - "MY perfoRmAncE At worK haS realLy imprOVed oveR the years. noW i can naIL a co-worKER wIth a Paper-clip shot from A RuBBer band at 20 yards."7. maxine On "tEcHNOloGy REvolution" - "MY iDea of REbootinG Is KICKinG Somebody in the Ass twice."8. MaxINe oN "Aging" -"taKe eVEry birThday WiTH a gRain of salt. THis wOrks much bEtter iF The salt ACcompanIes a laRge marGariTA."

NEvEr rEaD The FInE prINt. THere ain't No WaY you'rE goiNG TO Like It.IF you Let a sMile be your umbRelLa, thEN moSt likEly yoUr buTt Will gEt soakIng weT.THe only two things We do With greatEr fReQueNcY in miDDle age Are UriNate and Attend fUNerAlS.tHE tRouble with bucket seAtS IS tHat not evErybodY HaS tHE same sizE bUckEt.To ERR is huMan, tO FoRgive - higHly unlIKeLy.do you reAlIze thaT iN abOut 40 Years, WE'll hAve thoUsands of Old laDIes running arouND with tattoos?MONeY CAn'T Buy hAppIness -- but somEhow IT's moRe coMFoRtaBLe to cRy in a poRScHE than in a Kia.Drinking MaKes somE husbAnds see double And feel sinGLE.living in A nudISt COlony takes all tHe fun Out of HalloWEen.After A certAin age, if You don't waKE Up aching In eVerY joInt, YOU aRe probably deaD.aS usuAl, If you doN't fOrward tHis To 10 oF yoUr fRiEnds withiN the next 5 MiNuTeS, yOur Belly BUtton wilL fAll OfF. ReAlly... iT'S true! HAve I eVer lIeD tO You

"so don't fORgET.........Come noVeMber 2008 - - - vOTe FoR MAXiNE For PReSIDENT oF THE UNITeD StaTES. no OnE better For the job."

MondAy, september 12, 2005

OVeRalL our weEKEnd was prEtty uneventful. We cooked oUT with soMe nEighbOrs oN Friday niGht. it was a Lot OF fun anD we hunG out uNtIl aROUnd miDNIgHt. ON SAturday we jUST reLaxed AnD triEd to enjOy our last day togethER beFore Bryan went BacK to tHE FiEld. rIgHT beFoRE he GOEs to the field it aLways feels LiKE tHis dark cloUD is HaNging
 lawn is a good mower. I r ecommend o ne wh o i s m us cula r an d shirtless."5 .  Max ine on "The Perfect Ma n" -'A l l I' m  l ookin g for i s  a g uywh o' lldo wh at Iwan t, when  I want, f oras  long as I w a nt , and then  go  away. Or wa itnearby ,lik e  a Du stBuste r, cha r ged up  and read yw hen ne e ded."6. M ax ineon "Work" - "My p e rf o rmance at work  has r ea l ly i mpr ove d over the  y ears. Now I c a nn a i l a co-worker wit h a paper-c l ipshot f ro m a rubber  band  a t  20  yards."7.Maxi ne on "Te chnolo g y Revol u tion" -  "My i dea  of  reb o ot in g i sk ick i ng  so m ebo dy in th eas s twi ce." 8 . M axin e o n "A ging"  -"Take every  bi rthd a y w ith a  grai n of  s alt.This w orksmu ch better if th e sa lt accomp ani es  ala rge M a rgarit a." 

N ever re ad thef ine  p r i n t.  There ain't no wa yy o u' re going  to li k eit . If you l et  asmil e be yo ur u m br ella, th en mos t  l ik ely you rbutt w il l g etsoaki n g we t.Theonly two  thin g s we do with g r eater frequen c yi n  m i ddle  ag e are urina te a n d at tend fu ner a ls.Th e tro ub l ew ith bucket seats is  t hat no t eve rybody has th e same siz e b ucket.To  err is human, to forg ive -  highly un l ikely.Do  yourealizethat in a b o ut 40 ye ars , w e'l l h a v ethousands ofo l d la di es runn ing  around  wi thtat too s? Money can 't buy h ap pi ne ss  --  buts omehow i t' s m or e c omfor t able t o cry  inaPo r sch e thani na Kia. Dr in king  ma ke s som e hu s ban ds seedouble an d f e el s in gl e.Livin g in a nudist  c olony take sall  the f u n  out ofHalloween.After a certa i n age,ifyou d on't  wake upach ing in  ev e ry joi nt, yo u are  p rob a b ly de a d .A s u su al, if you d on' t for wa rd t his to10 of your friends wit hin the next5 m inut e s ,you r  b e lly  b u tto n will fall off.Really...it ' strue! Have I e ve r liedto you
"Sod on't fo rget..... ....comeNo vemb e r  20 08 - - - V OTE FORMAXINE FO R  PRES I DE NT OF  TH E UNIT ED  ST ATES.  No on e  be tterfor th ejob."
Mond ay , Septem ber 12, 2005

Overall o ur wee kendwas  pretty u nev e ntf ul. We co oked  out withsom e n eighb ors on Fr iday ni ght .  It w as a lot of fu n  a ndw e  h ung out unt i l aro und m idn i ght. O n Sa turday we just re l axed and tried  toe n joy  ou r  las tday together b efo re B ryan wen tback to the  field.Ri g ht be fore h e goes  to the f ie l d it a lway s f eels like  th is dark cl ou di s hang ing
 lawn_is a_good mower. I recommend_one who_is_muscular and_shirtless."5._Maxine on "The_Perfect Man" -_'All I'm looking for_is a guy_who'll_do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and_then_go away._Or_wait_nearby, like a Dust Buster,_charged up and ready when_needed."6. Maxine_on "Work" - "My performance at work has_really_improved over the_years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a_paper-clip shot from a rubber band_at 20 yards."7._Maxine_on_"Technology Revolution" - "My_idea of rebooting is kicking somebody_in the ass twice."8. Maxine on_"Aging" -"Take every birthday with a grain_of salt. This works much better_if the salt accompanies a_large Margarita."

Never_read the fine print. There_ain't no way_you're going_to like it.If_you let a smile be your_umbrella, then most_likely your butt will get soaking_wet.The_only two things_we_do_with greater_frequency in middle_age_are urinate_and_attend funerals.The trouble with bucket seats_is_that not everybody has the same size_bucket.To err is human,_to_forgive - highly unlikely.Do_you realize that in about_40 years, we'll have thousands of_old ladies_running around_with tattoos?Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable_to cry in a Porsche than_in a Kia.Drinking makes_some husbands_see_double and feel_single.Living_in a_nudist colony takes all the fun out_of Halloween.After_a certain age, if you don't_wake up aching in_every_joint, you are probably dead.As usual,_if you don't forward this to_10 of your friends within_the_next_5 minutes, your belly button_will fall off. Really... it's true!_Have I ever_lied to you

"So don't forget.........come November 2008_-_- - VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR_PRESIDENT_OF THE UNITED STATES. No one_better_for_the job."

Monday, September 12, 2005

Overall_our weekend was pretty uneventful. We_cooked out with some neighbors on Friday night. It_was a lot_of fun and we hung_out_until_around midnight. On Saturday we just relaxed and tried to_enjoy our_last day together_before Bryan went back to the field. Right before he_goes to the field it always feels_like this dark cloud is hanging