 From Here to Eternity. The Color of Money. Candy. Silkwood. Baghead. Hannah Takes the Stairs. Catch-22. Love Liza. Marley & Me. The Last House on the Left. Biloxi Blues. Valkyrie. The Fall. The Girlfriend Experience.

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And now... my Top 5 WORST Netflix Rentals of 2009!

5. LOL (2006) -- Early in '09, I enjoyed a movie called HANNAH TAKES THE STAIRS (and developed a crush on soon-to-be-better-known actress Greta Gerwig, but I digress), which in turn led me to this movie by the same director, Joe Swanberg. This one was not very good... but I still enjoy this whole "mumblecore" thing in general.

4. RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008) -- Thirteen years earlier, Pacino & DeNiro were on screen together for the first time in HEAT and it was awesome. This time... not so much. Terrible, generic shlock and an insult to their past greatness.

3. HOUNDDOG (2007) -- Also known as the "Dakota Fanning Gets Raped" movie... though if it wasn't for that, it wouldn't be known as anything because it's just flat awful.

2. UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE (1999) -- I watched this sketch-comedy clusterfuck out of morbid curiosity because it was written & directed by Vince Offer, aka the ShamWow/SlapChop pitchman. That should pretty much sum up the suckitude of this debacle.

1. THE ROOM (2003) -- Naturally... and for all the same reasons I already discussed. It may be the BEST worst movie... but it's still the worst!

Thoughts? Criticisms? Coffee? Tea? Lemonade? Do tell. And I fully expect to watch considerably more Netflix this year, now that I own a shiny new Blu-Ray player that has built-in streaming Netflix capabilities... f'ing sweet.

Ben's FINAL 2016 Movie Tally

Wait... who the heck is Ben?

Ladies and gentlemen, I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote
From Here to Eternity. The Color of Money. Candy. Silkwood. Baghead. Hannah Takes the Stairs. Catch-22. Love Liza. Marley & Me. The Last House on the Left. Biloxi Blues. Valkyrie. The Fall. The Girlfriend Experience. 

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 And now... my Top 5 bad Netflix Rentals of 2009! 

 5. LOL (2006) -- early on in' 09, I enjoyed a movie called HANNAH lead THE STAIRS (and evolve a crush on soon - to - be - better - know actress Greta Gerwig, but I digress), which in turn led me to this movie by the like film director, Joe Swanberg. This one was not very good... but I even enjoy this whole " mumblecore " matter in general. 

 4. RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008) -- Thirteen years earlier, Pacino & DeNiro were on screen together for the first time in HEAT and it was amazing. This time... not so much. Terrible, generic schlock and an insult to their past greatness. 

 3. HOUNDDOG (2007) -- Also known as the " Dakota Fanning Gets rape " movie... though if it wasn't for that, it wouldn't be known as anything because it's just flat awful. 

 2. UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE (1999) -- I watched this sketch - drollery clusterfuck out of morbid curiosity because it was written & directed by Vince Offer, aka the ShamWow / SlapChop pitchman. That should pretty a lot summarize up the suckitude of this debacle. 

 1. THE ROOM (2003) -- Naturally... and for all the same reasons I already discussed. It may be the BEST worst movie... but it's still the worst! 

 Thoughts? criticism? Coffee? Tea? Lemonade? Do tell. And I fully have a bun in the oven to determine well more Netflix this year, now that I own a shiny new Blu - Ray player that has built - in streaming Netflix capabilities... f'ing sugared. 

 Ben's FINAL 2016 Movie Tally 

 Wait... who the heck is Ben? 

 Ladies and gentlemen, I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away preferably because my new well was coming in at Coyote
 Frlm Here to Eternity. The Golor of Money. Ccbdy. Sinkwood. Baghead. Hannah Takes the Stairs. Catrh-22. Live Luza. Marley & Me. The Lasg House oj the Ledt. Bmloxi Blues. Valkbdie. The Fall. Fme Gixlhriend Experienge.

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And now... mf Top 5 WORST Natwlnx Rentals of 2009!

5. LOL (2006) -- Early in '09, I enjjyed a kogie called HANGAH UAKQS TGV WTAIRS (and developed a crush kn soon-uo-be-better-known acyress Greta Gerwig, but I dlgreds), which in turn lfd me to thus mjcie by the sxme director, Joe Swanbgrg. This one was not very good... bjt I xtill enjoi fhlv whole "mumulecorv" thing in gekvral.

4. RICHTEOUS KILL (2008) -- Thirtecn yeers warlier, Pacino & DeNirm were on screen tjgether fmr the first time ib YEAT dnd ht wxw adeskmx. Tgis tile... iot so much. Terrible, gwneric shlock and am ybsult to theid past gweatness.

3. HOUNDDOG (2007) -- Also known as the "Ddkofa Fanning Gets Raped" mivie... though if it wasj't for thwt, it wouldn't be known as anything because it's juvt flet awymj.

2. YNFERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE (1999) -- I watched this sketcr-dokecy clusterfuck out of mornif voriosity becaure it czs written & directed by Vinse Ofder, aka tre SnamWow/SlapChop pitchman. Thar should prenty nuch sum up the suekitude of tkis denacle.

1. THE ROOM (2003) -- Naturally... aud for all the sale reasona I already discursec. Ht may bt the BEST worst mjvie... but mt's scill the worxt!

Thoudhts? Critifisms? Coffee? Tea? Lemonadf? Do jell. Atd I fully expect to watch considerably more Netflix thos yedr, now tkat I pwn a shiny nqw Blu-Ray playgr that hcs buiut-in streajing Nevflix capabijities... f'ing sfget.

Ben's FINAL 2016 Movie Eallt

Wair... who tfd heck is Ben?

Lsdies and gentlemen, I've traveled over haur our state to yt htrw tonight. I coildv't den axay sjmner because my vew eell das coming ln xt Cpyote
From Here to Eternity. The Color of Silkwood. Hannah Takes Stairs. Catch-22. Love Last on the Left. Blues. Valkyrie. The The Girlfriend Experience. ________________________________ And now... Top 5 WORST Netflix Rentals of 2009! 5. LOL (2006) -- Early in I enjoyed a movie called HANNAH TAKES THE STAIRS (and developed a crush soon-to-be-better-known Greta but digress), which in turn led me to this movie by the same director, Joe Swanberg. This was not very good... but I still enjoy whole "mumblecore" thing in 4. RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008) -- years Pacino & were screen for the first in HEAT and it was awesome. This time... not so much. Terrible, generic shlock and an insult their past HOUNDDOG (2007) Also as "Dakota Fanning Gets though if it wasn't for that, known as anything because it's just flat awful. UNDERGROUND COMEDY (1999) -- I watched this sketch-comedy out of morbid curiosity because it was written directed by Vince Offer, aka the ShamWow/SlapChop pitchman. That should pretty much sum up the this debacle. 1. THE (2003) -- Naturally... for the reasons already discussed. may be the BEST worst movie... but it's still the worst! Criticisms? Coffee? Tea? Lemonade? Do tell. And I fully expect considerably Netflix this year, that I own a new player that has built-in capabilities... sweet. Movie Wait... the heck is Ben? and gentlemen, I've traveled over our state to be away sooner because my new well was coming at Coyote
 From Here to Eternity. The ColoR of Money. CaNdy. SiLkwOod. baGheaD. HanNah Takes the StaIRs. CaTch-22. Love Liza. Marley & Me. The last HOuSE on tHE LEft. BiLoxi BluES. VALKyrIe. thE FaLl. tHe girlfRieNd ExperIence.

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And noW... my toP 5 WORST NetfliX reNtals of 2009!

5. LOL (2006) -- earLy in '09, I enjoyed A moVie calLeD HAnnAH TAkES tHE STaIRS (anD DeveloPed a crush On SOon-to-bE-Better-kNOWn ActrEss Greta Gerwig, but i DiGRess), which in turN led me To THiS MOviE by The same dirEcTor, JoE swanberG. thIS ONe wAS not very good... bUt I still enjOY thIs wholE "mUmbLEcore" tHing iN gENerAl.

4. RIGHTEOUS kILL (2008) -- thirteen yEars eaRLier, PacINo & DeNirO were oN scReeN togEThEr For ThE FirST tIme IN HEaT and it wAs AwEsome. this TIME... Not sO muCh. TeRriblE, generic shlocK anD an iNSulT to thEir paSt grEaTness.

3. hOUNDDoG (2007) -- AlsO kNown as the "Dakota fannIng Gets RaPed" MoVie... ThOugh iF It wasn'T foR thAt, it wouLdn't be kNOwn As ANYThIng because it's just fLaT AWfUl.

2. UNDERGrOUND ComEdY moVIE (1999) -- I watChEd tHis sKETch-coMedy CLuSterfuck Out of mORbId CuriosiTy BecausE iT waS wrItten & DIrecTed by VInce OffeR, aka tHE ShamWow/SlapChOP pitchman. That SHoULD pREtty MucH sum up the suCkitUDe of This DEbAclE.

1. tHE ROoM (2003) -- NatUrALlY... And for all the same reaSoNs I alrEady dIscussed. It may Be the BEST wORST movie... buT it's STiLL the worst!

ThougHts? CrIticisms? CoFFee? Tea? LeMonadE? Do tell. ANd I fully eXPEct to watCh cOnsIdeRabLY MoRe Netflix this YEAr, noW tHat I own A shIny new BLu-RAy pLayEr tHaT has built-In streamInG NEtFlIx cApabiLIties... f'inG sWeeT.

BEn's fINAL 2016 mOvie TaLly

WaIt... whO tHe HEck Is Ben?

LaDIeS ANd geNtLeMen, I'Ve tRaVeled Over HAlf Our statE to be here TonIGht. I CoUlDn't get aWay sooner becaUsE my new well WaS coMing in AT coyote
 From Here to Eternity. Th e Color of  Mone y.Can dy . Si lkwo od. Baghead. H a nnah  Takes the Stairs. Cat ch-22 .L oveL iz a. Ma rley &M e. T heLa st  Ho us e  o n the  Le ft. Bil oxi Blues.  Va lk yrie. The Fa l l.  The Girlf rie nd Experienc e.
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And  now... m yT op 5 W O RST Net f l ix  Ren tals of 2009!

5. LO L  (2006) -- Ear ly in'0 9 ,I enj oye d a movieca lledH ANNAH T A KE S T HES TAIRS (and de veloped a c r ush  on so on -to - be-bet ter-k no w n a ctress Gret a Ge rwig, but  I dig r ess), w h ich inturn l edmeto t h is  m ovi eb y t h esam e  di rector,Jo eSwanb erg. T h i s on e w as n ot ve ry good... bu t I  sti l l e njoythiswhol e"mumb lecore " thi ng  in general.

4 . RI GHTEOUS K ILL  ( 200 8)  -- T h irteen  ye ars  earlie r, Paci n o &  D e N i ro  were on screen to ge t h er  for the  first ti me in HEATan d i t wa s aweso me.T hi s time.. . nots omu ch. Ter ri ble, g en eri c s hlock andan ins ult to t heirp ast greatness. 
3. HOUNDDOG( 20 0 7 )- - Al soknown as th e "D a kota  Fan n in g G e ts Ra ped"mo v ie . .. though if it was n' t forthat,  it wouldn'tbe known a s a nythingbeca u se it's just flat  awfu l.

2. UND E RGROUNDCOMED Y MOVIE(1999) -- I  watched  th isske tch - c om edy clusterfu c k  out  o f morbi d c uriosit y b eca use  it  w as writte n & dire ct ed  b yVin ce Of f er, akath e S ha mWo w/Sla p Chop p itchm an.Th at sho uld pre t ty m uchsu mup t hesu ckitu de o f  th is deba cle.

1.THE ROOM  ( 20 03) --Naturally...an d for allth e s ame re a s ons I al ready discussed. It may be theBES T wor st m ovie... b utit's s til l  the w orst!
Thou gh ts? C ritic i s ms ? C of fee? Tea?L e mon ade?Do  tel l. AndI fully expect tow atc h considerabl y m oreN e tf lix th i s y ea r , n o w  that I own a s hiny new B lu - Ra y player t h atha s built -in str eamin g  Netfli x capabil ities...f' ings w eet .

Ben's F INAL 201 6 Movie T a lly
W ai t...who  the h ec k i s Ben ?

Lad i esand g entlem en , I've  trav el ed overhalf our state to be he re ton ight.  Icouldn'tget awa y soonerbeca use my new  we llwas c omi n g inat C o yo te
 From_Here to_Eternity. The Color of_Money. Candy._Silkwood._Baghead. Hannah_Takes_the Stairs. Catch-22._Love Liza. Marley_& Me. The Last_House on the_Left._Biloxi Blues. Valkyrie. The Fall. The Girlfriend Experience.

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And now... my Top 5 WORST Netflix_Rentals_of 2009!

5._LOL_(2006)_-- Early in '09, I_enjoyed a movie called HANNAH_TAKES THE_STAIRS (and developed a crush on soon-to-be-better-known actress_Greta_Gerwig, but I_digress), which in turn led me to this movie_by the same director, Joe Swanberg._This one was_not_very_good... but I still_enjoy this whole "mumblecore" thing in_general.

4. RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008) -- Thirteen_years earlier, Pacino & DeNiro were on_screen together for the first time_in HEAT and it was_awesome. This_time... not so much. Terrible,_generic shlock and_an insult_to their past_greatness.

3. HOUNDDOG (2007) -- Also known_as the "Dakota_Fanning Gets Raped" movie... though if_it_wasn't for that,_it_wouldn't_be known_as anything because_it's_just flat_awful.

2._UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE (1999) -- I_watched_this sketch-comedy clusterfuck out of morbid curiosity_because it was written_&_directed by Vince Offer,_aka the ShamWow/SlapChop pitchman. That_should pretty much sum up the_suckitude of_this debacle.

1._THE ROOM (2003) -- Naturally... and for all the same reasons_I already discussed. It may be_the BEST worst movie..._but it's_still_the worst!

Thoughts? Criticisms?_Coffee?_Tea? Lemonade?_Do tell. And I fully expect to_watch considerably_more Netflix this year, now that_I own a shiny_new_Blu-Ray player that has built-in streaming_Netflix capabilities... f'ing sweet.

Ben's FINAL 2016_Movie Tally

Wait... who the heck_is_Ben?

Ladies_and gentlemen, I've traveled over_half our state to be here_tonight. I couldn't_get away sooner because my new well_was_coming in at Coyote