 Mexicans rapists), Perry-2016 was just another ho-hum Republican politician without the hard-right stump speeches or even the cowboy boots. Perry instead took another track and divested of all the things that, for better or worse, helped him grab the spotlight and hold onto it, particularly during his later years in Texas politics. On the national stage, he became about as interesting as wallpaper.

Perry didn't stand a chance this time around. Think he'll keep the glasses? Are you sick and tired of sending out your resume to employers and never hearing back? Here are some tips to help boost your chances of getting noticed!

1: Make Sure You Include Your Correct Contact Information and a Death Threat.

Double check to make sure that the phone number and email on your resume is correct. Who knows? Maybe you’ve been sending out resumes and people have been trying to contact you but they can’t! Also, think about including a death threat instead of a skills section. Something along the lines of, “If you don’t bring me in for an interview, I will find you and your family and I will end your lives. This is not a joke.” But remember to put it in your own words and to let your personality really shine!

2. Start All of Your Bullet Points with Action Verbs and Make Sure to Include a Photo of the Recruiter’s Family with an X Crossed on it.

Using action verbs shows the recruiter that you actually know how to do something and that you’re active. Words like” collaborated” and “implemented” are great! Also see if you can get your hands on a photo of the recruiter’s family. Make an X on it, preferably in your own blood! This will show that you took the time to learn about the recruiter’s personal life and will show how much you care about getting the position!

3. Have Someone Else Proofread Your Resume While You Wait Outside the Recruiter’s House With a Gun.

When someone else proofreads your resume, they may find typos that you missed. If your resume has a typo and it gets noticed by the recruiter, they put you directly in the “NO PILE.” While a friend or family member is going over your resume, hide in the bushes outside the recruiter’s house with a loaded handgun. When they get home from work, jump out and scream at
Mexicans rapists), Perry-2016 was just another ho - hum Republican politician without the hard - right dais speech or even the cowboy boots. Perry instead lead another lead and divested of all the things that, for good or worse, helped him catch the spotlight and hold onto it, peculiarly during his later years in Texas politics. On the national stage, he become about as interesting as wallpaper. 

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1:  Mak e Sure Yo u I nc lud eYourC orrect  Co nta ct Info rmation and  a D e at h Threat.

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2. S tart  A ll ofYour Bu l le t Poin ts  w ithAct io n Ver bs a n d M ake Sur e to Incl ude a Ph ot oof theRecruiter’s F am ily with a nX C rossed o n it.

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3. Ha ve Som eoneEls e Proofre adY our  Resume W hile  You WaitOut sid e the  Re c ruite r’sH ou seW ith a  Gun . 

When so m eo nee l se  proofreads y o urresum e,t hey ma y fi nd typos that you missed. If you r re s u mehas a ty po  and it gets n oti ce d by the r ec ruiter, the y put yo ud irect ly inthe “N O PILE. ” Wh i le a f rien d o r familymem be r  is goi ng  o v er you r re su me, hi de int he b u s hes outside therecru i t er’sh ous e wit ha loade d  han dgun. When  they get h ome fr om w ork,jump ou tand sc rea mat
 Mexicans_rapists), Perry-2016_was just another ho-hum_Republican politician_without_the hard-right_stump_speeches or even_the cowboy boots._Perry instead took another_track and divested_of_all the things that, for better or worse, helped him grab the spotlight and_hold_onto it,_particularly_during_his later years in Texas_politics. On the national stage,_he became_about as interesting as wallpaper.

Perry didn't stand a_chance_this time around._Think he'll keep the glasses? Are you sick and_tired of sending out your resume_to employers and_never_hearing_back? Here are some_tips to help boost your chances_of getting noticed!

1: Make Sure You_Include Your Correct Contact Information and a_Death Threat.

Double check to make sure_that the phone number and_email on_your resume is correct. Who_knows? Maybe you’ve_been sending_out resumes and_people have been trying to contact_you but they_can’t! Also, think about including a_death_threat instead of_a_skills_section. Something_along the lines_of,_“If you_don’t_bring me in for an interview,_I_will find you and your family and_I will end your_lives._This is not a_joke.” But remember to put_it in your own words and_to let_your personality_really shine!

2. Start All of Your Bullet Points with Action Verbs_and Make Sure to Include a_Photo of the Recruiter’s_Family with_an_X Crossed on_it.

Using_action verbs_shows the recruiter that you actually know_how to_do something and that you’re active._Words like” collaborated” and_“implemented”_are great! Also see if you_can get your hands on a_photo of the recruiter’s family._Make_an_X on it, preferably in_your own blood! This will show_that you took_the time to learn about the recruiter’s_personal_life and will show how much_you_care about getting the position!

3. Have_Someone_Else_Proofread Your Resume While You_Wait Outside the Recruiter’s House With_a Gun.

When someone else proofreads your resume, they may_find typos that_you missed. If your resume_has_a_typo and it gets noticed by the recruiter, they put_you directly_in the “NO_PILE.” While a friend or family member is going over_your resume, hide in the bushes outside_the recruiter’s house with a loaded handgun. When they get home_from work, jump out and scream at