 any film franchise I can think of. In this one, Jason ends up cryogenically frozen, only to be accidentally awakened onboard an orbiting space station 400 years later, where his killing spree continues unabated. That’s right...it's the slasher movie equivalent of Abbott & Costello Go to Mars.

Whether or not you are a fan of the series, you have to admire, not only the audacity, but the sense of humor of those responsible for this film. I would have given anything to be a fly on the wall at the story meetings, where the writers must have finally thrown up their hands and said “Fuck it. Let’s launch him into space.”

This gung-ho attitude not only saves Jason X, but arguably makes it the best film in the entire franchise. The premise is ridiculous, but the filmmakers know it is. How else can you explain why a technologically-advanced space station is staffed with scantily-clad, nubile nymphs and hunky douchebags just as horny & dumb as the camp counselors at Crystal Lake? However, it is kind of discomforting to think, as a species, humans won't be getting any smarter.

Nearly everyone dies horribly, and sometimes more creatively than any previous Friday the 13th movie. The best death scene is easily the one where a young woman’s face is smashed apart on a countertop after Jason dips her head in a sinkful of liquid nitrogen (no, it is never explained why a laboratory would need a sink filled with this shit).

"The HIIILLLS are alive, with the sound of
MUURRRRDERRRR!"

Obviously, we ain’t talking Henry V here, but I knew that when buying my ticket, grabbing a soda and nestling into a seat near the back of the theater, keeping my distance from the few packs of babbling teenagers who also showed up. Of course, I was the only person all by himself, not-to-mention the oldest guy in the room. While I tried not to let that bother me, I briefly thought maybe I should have paid to see something with appeal to a normal 40-year-old.

Despite my advanced years, I have to admit I enjoyed the movie for all the reasons I’d mentioned before, even though the gaggle of teenage girls several rows ahead wouldn’t shut the fuck up, g
any film franchise I can think of. In this one, Jason ends up cryogenically frozen, merely to be unintentionally awakened onboard an orbiting space post 400 years later, where his kill spree continue unabated. That ’s right... it's the slasher movie equivalent of Abbott & Costello Go to Mars. 

 Whether or not you are a fan of the series, you get to admire, not only the audacity, but the sense of humor of those responsible for this film. I would have given anything to be a tent-fly on the wall at the story meetings, where the writer must have finally thrown up their hand and said “ sleep together it. Let ’s plunge him into space. ” 

 This gung - ho attitude not only save Jason X, but arguably makes it the best film in the entire franchise. The premise is ridiculous, but the film maker acknowledge it is. How else can you explain why a technologically - advanced space station is staffed with scantily - clad, nubile nymphs and hunky douchebags just as horny & dumb as the clique counselor at Crystal Lake? However, it is kind of discomforting to think, as a coinage, world won't be pay back any smarter. 

 Nearly everyone die horribly, and sometimes more creatively than any previous Friday the 13th movie. The best death scenery is easily the one where a young woman ’s face is bankrupt apart on a countertop after Jason dips her head in a sinkful of liquid nitrogen (no, it is never explained why a laboratory would necessitate a sink filled with this shit). 

 " The HIIILLLS are alive, with the sound of 
 MUURRRRDERRRR! " 

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"The HIIIJLLS are alive, with tke souvd of
MUURRGRDERRRR!"

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 any film franchise I can think Of. In this onE, JasoN enDs uP cRyogEnicAlly frozen, only TO be aCcidentally awakened onbOard aN oRBitiNG sPace sTation 400 yEArS LAteR, wHeRe hIs KIlLing sPreE continUes unabateD. ThAt’S right...it's the SLaSher movie eQuiValent of AbboTt & COstellO GO to mArs.

WhEthEr or nOt you aRE a fan oF the serieS, yOU have tO Admire, nOT OnLy thE audacity, but the seNSe OF humor of those rEsponsIbLE fOR ThiS fiLm. I would haVe Given ANything TO bE A FLy oN The wall at the sTory meetingS, WheRe the wRiTerS Must haVe finAlLY thRown up their HandS and said “FUck it. LET’s launcH Him into Space.”

THis GunG-ho aTTiTuDe nOt ONly SAvEs JASon x, but arguAbLy Makes It thE BEST filM in The eNtire Franchise. The pRemIse iS RidIculoUs, but The fIlMmakeRs know It is. HOw Else can you explaIn whY a technolOgiCaLly-AdVanceD Space sTatIon Is staffEd with sCAntIlY-CLAd, Nubile nymphs and hunKy DOUcHebags juSt as hoRNy & DuMB as the caMp CouNselORS at CrYstaL laKe? HoweveR, it is kINd Of DiscomfOrTing to ThInk, As a SpeciES, humAns won'T be gettiNg any SMarter.

Nearly evERyone dies horrIBlY, ANd SOmetImeS more creatiVely THan aNy prEViOus fRiday The 13th MoVIe. tHe best death scene is eAsIly the One whEre a young womaN’s face is smASHEd apart oN a coUNtERtop after Jason Dips hEr head in a sINkful of lIquid Nitrogen (No, it is nevER ExplaineD whY a lAboRatORY wOuld need a sink FILled WiTh this sHit).

"the HIIIlLLs arE alIve, WiTh the sounD of
MUURRrRdErRrR!"

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DEspITe MY adVaNCed YEArs, I have to admit i enjoyed thE mOViE for all the REasOnS I’d mentIoned beFore, eVEn thougH the gagglE of teenagE gIrls SEVerAl rows aheaD wouldn’t Shut the fuCK up, g
 any film franchise I canthink of.In th isone ,Jaso n en ds up cryogeni c ally  frozen, only to be ac ciden ta l ly a w ak enedonboard an o rbi ti ng  sp ac e  s tatio n 4 00 year s later, w her ehis killings pr ee continu esunabated. Th at’ s righ t. ..i t 's th e s lashe r movi e  equiv alent ofAb b ott &C ostello G oto M ars.

Whether orn ot you are a fanof the  s e ri e s , y ouhave to ad mi re, n o t onlyt he a u dac i ty, but the s ense of hum o r o f thos eres p onsibl e for  t h isfilm. I wou ld h ave given  anyth i ng to b e  a flyon the  wa llat t h est ory  m e eti n gs , w h ere  the wri te rs  must  hav e f i nall y t hrow n uptheir hands a ndsaid “Fu ck it . Let ’s l au nch h im int o spa ce .”

This gung-h o at titude no t o nl y s av es Ja s on X,but  ar guablymakes i t  th eb e s tfilm in the entire  f r a nc hise. Th e prem i se  i s  ridicul ou s,butt h e fil mmak e rs  know it  is. H o wel se canyo u expl ai n w hya tec h nolo gicall y-advanc ed sp a ce station iss taffed with s c an t i ly - clad , n ubile nymph s an d  hun ky d o uc heb a gs ju st as  h o rn y  & dumb as the camp  c ounsel ors a t Crystal Lak e? However , i t is kin d of di s comforting tothink , as a spe c ies, hum ans w on't begetting a n y  smarter .
Nea rly  ev e r yo ne dies horri b l y, a nd  someti mes  more c rea tiv ely  th an  any prev ious Fri da yth e13t h mov i e. The b es t d ea thscene is eas ily t he o ne  w h ere  a youn g  w o m an’s  f ac e is  sm as hed a part ona count ertop aft erJ ason  d ip s her h ead in a sink fu l of liqui dnit rogen( n o, it is  never explained why al aborato rywould  nee d a sinkfil led wi tht his sh it).
"TheHI IIL L L S are a li ve,  w ith the so u n d o f
MUU RR RRDE RRRR!"
Obviously, we ain ’ t t alking HenryV h ere, b ut  Ik ne w  th at whe n buying my ticke t, grabbin ga  s oda and ne s tli ng  into a  seat n ear t h e backof the th eater, ke ep ingm y  di stance fro m the fe w packs o f  babb l in g tee nag ers wh oals o sho wed up .  Of  cour se, Iwa s theonlype rson all  by himself, not-to-men tion t he ol des t guy inthe roo m. WhileI tr ied not to  le t t hat b oth e r me,  I b r ie fly thoug ht m a ybe I sho u ld  ha v e  p aid to sees o m eth ing w ith appeal  toa normal 40-year- o ld.

Despite m y ad v a nce d y e ars,  I  have to admit  Ien j o yed themo vie for all  the rea so n s I’d  menti oned b efore,e v en though  the  ga ggle of t een ag e  girlsse ve r al row s ah ea d woul dn’t s h ut t h e  fuck up, g
 any_film franchise_I can think of._In this_one,_Jason ends_up_cryogenically frozen, only_to be accidentally_awakened onboard an orbiting_space station 400_years_later, where his killing spree continues unabated. That’s right...it's the slasher movie equivalent of_Abbott_& Costello_Go_to_Mars.

Whether or not you are_a fan of the series,_you have_to admire, not only the audacity, but the_sense_of humor of_those responsible for this film. I would have given_anything to be a fly on_the wall at_the_story_meetings, where the writers_must have finally thrown up their_hands and said “Fuck it. Let’s_launch him into space.”

This gung-ho attitude not_only saves Jason X, but arguably_makes it the best film_in the_entire franchise. The premise is_ridiculous, but the_filmmakers know_it is. How_else can you explain why a_technologically-advanced space station_is staffed with scantily-clad, nubile nymphs_and_hunky douchebags just_as_horny_& dumb_as the camp_counselors_at Crystal_Lake?_However, it is kind of discomforting_to_think, as a species, humans won't be_getting any smarter.

Nearly everyone_dies_horribly, and sometimes more_creatively than any previous Friday_the 13th movie. The best death_scene is_easily the_one where a young woman’s face is smashed apart on a_countertop after Jason dips her head_in a sinkful of_liquid nitrogen_(no,_it is never_explained_why a_laboratory would need a sink filled with_this shit).

"The_HIIILLLS are alive, with the sound_of
MUURRRRDERRRR!"

Obviously, we ain’t talking_Henry_V here, but I knew that_when buying my ticket, grabbing a_soda and nestling into a_seat_near_the back of the theater,_keeping my distance from the few_packs of babbling_teenagers who also showed up. Of course,_I_was the only person all by_himself,_not-to-mention the oldest guy in the_room._While_I tried not to let_that bother me, I briefly thought_maybe I should have paid to see something with_appeal to a_normal 40-year-old.

Despite my advanced years,_I_have_to admit I enjoyed the movie for all the reasons_I’d mentioned_before, even though_the gaggle of teenage girls several rows ahead wouldn’t shut_the fuck up, g