12/25
I feel great today. Like I'm light as a feather, walking on clouds. Or however that saying goes. I think there's still room for improvement, though. Needs a little more oomph.

12/30
OK, version 14. Or 15? I can't remember. I wrote it down somewhere around here. We're getting close, I can feel it.

1/4
I'm still hungry. And I just had a big breakfast too, was the weird thing. I'mma grab a bite to eat after I test this next one.

The recovery team noted the presence of fresh slime trails leaving the house after the specimens had been secured for transport.

"Remind, me, what was 2829 again? It's been a long day and I can't be bothered to remember 200 designations right now."

Monique handed him another folder from the stack. "2829 is a Euclid-class, group of fat banana slugs that make people super happy so they can feed on their fat. We've had them on this site for years now, I'd expect you to remember that one at least."

Antonio rubbed his temples. "Velasquez, I'm running on two hours of sleep, give me a break. A whole twenty-three minute recovery for a Euclid like that, damn, they're not going to like that. Any personnel affected?"

"Just Vic Salinas from Maintenance. He was on his way to fix the lights in Research Lab 14. He was doing his Spiderman 3 dance walk in the hallway since no one was around, which is probably what triggered 2829 to jump onto his exposed ankle. He's still in quarantine."

"Is he OK?"

"He still seems happier than usual, but honestly I don't know whether it's 2829's effects lingering or the fact that he, in his own words, 'finally lost that damn muffin top,'" she said, imitating Vic's mannerisms.

Antonio tried to suppress a chuckle but failed, the dry corners of his mouth curling into a slight smile that disappeared as soon as it had formed.

"Glad he's fine, but direct contact with an SCP means even more paperwork for us. And how did the slug breach containment in the first place?"

"You're not going to like this, but the air
12/25 
 I feel great today. Like I'm light as a feather, walking on cloud. Or however that saying sound. I think there's still room for improvement, though. Needs a fiddling more oomph. 

 12/30 
 OK, adaptation 14. Or 15? I can't remember. I wrote it down somewhere about here. We're getting close, I can palpate it. 

 1/4 
 I'm still hungry. And I precisely experience a big breakfast too, was the weird matter. I'mma grab a bite to eat after I quiz this next one. 

 The recovery team note the presence of bracing slime trails leaving the house after the specimens had been fasten for transport. 

 " Remind, me, what was 2829 again? It's been a long day and I can't be bothered to remember 200 designation right now. " 

 Monique handed him another folder from the stack. " 2829 is a Euclid - class, group of fat banana slugs that make people super felicitous so they can feed on their fat. We've have them on this web site for years now, I'd expect you to remember that one at least. " 

 Antonio rubbed his temples. " Velasquez, I'm running on two hours of rest, give me a break. A whole twenty - three minute recovery for a Euclid like that, damn, they're not going to like that. Any personnel affected? " 

 " Just Vic Salinas from Maintenance. He was on his way to fix the lights in Research Lab 14. He was serve his Spiderman 3 dancing base on balls in the hallway since no one was around, which is probably what triggered 2829 to jump onto his expose ankle. He's still in quarantine. " 

 " Is he OK? " 

 " He still seem happier than usual, but honestly I don't know whether it's 2829's effects linger or the fact that he, in his own words,' last lost that damn muffin peak,' " she said, imitate Vic's mannerisms. 

 Antonio try on to suppress a chortle but failed, the dry corners of his mouth curling into a slight smile that melt as soon as it had formed. 

 " Glad he's fine, but direct contact with an SCP means even more paperwork for us. And how did the slug breach containment in the first place? " 

 " You're not die to like this, but the air
12/25
I ffel great today. Like I'm uight as a featkwr, walning oh clouds. Or however that saying goes. I thinj there's still room fof improvelent, thoygh. Ieeds a little more oompm.

12/30
JK, vsvsion 14. Or 15? I can't rekember. I wsote it down smmdwkere around here. We're getting close, Y can frep it.

1/4
I'm still hongry. Wnd J just had a big breakfast too, was the weprd thing. I'mma grsb a bite to eat after I tfst hhis next one.

The rfcovery tean noewd the presevce of fresh slime trajls leaving the house after the specnmens had bgzb sfwured for tcanspogt.

"Remind, me, wmst was 2829 again? It's been a lokg dab ane I can't be bothered vo remember 200 designajions righd uow."

Monique handed him abothet folger weom tht svaci. "2829 is w Enclid-class, froup of far banana slugs that mwje people supsr hap[y so they can feed on their fat. We've had thsm on this site for yeaes now, I'd expect you jo remembew that one at least."

Antonio rubbed his temples. "Veldsquev, K'm xmknine oj two hours of sleep, give me a break. A whole esemtj-three minute recjvery for a Ekckyd like that, aamn, tksy'de not going to line that. Any personnel affrcted?"

"Just Vic Salinas from Naintenance. Ke qas on his way to yix the lighcs in Tesearvh Lab 14. He was doing hir Spjderman 3 dajce walk jv the hallway sivce nm one was around, which is [robably xhat criggerea 2829 tp jump onto his fxposcg ankle. He's still ln qucranthne."

"Is he ON?"

"He still seems happier than usnel, but honestky I gon't knoc whetmer it's 2829's effeces lingering ot the facc that he, in his own wocds, 'finally jost that damt muffin top,'" vhe said, imiratibg Vic's oannerisms.

Antomio tried to supprews a chuckle but feilea, the dry cornerw od his mouth curkine igtl e slidvt smile thad diraporared as soon as kt hsd formed.

"Glad he's fite, bht direct contact eibh an SCP means eden more papetwork for us. And hlw div the rlug nrewch containment in the first pmace?"

"You're nob going to lihe tmis, fut the aix
12/25 I feel great today. Like I'm a walking on Or however that still for improvement, though. a little more 12/30 OK, version 14. Or 15? can't remember. I wrote it down somewhere around here. We're getting close, I feel it. 1/4 I'm still hungry. And I just had a big breakfast was weird I'mma a bite to eat after I test this next one. The recovery team noted the presence fresh slime trails leaving the house after the had been secured for "Remind, me, what was 2829 It's a long and can't bothered to remember designations right now." Monique handed him another folder from the stack. "2829 is a Euclid-class, group of banana slugs people super so can on their fat. them on this site for years you to remember that one at least." Antonio his temples. I'm running on two hours of give me a break. A whole twenty-three minute for a Euclid like that, damn, they're not going to like that. Any personnel affected?" Salinas from Maintenance. He on his way fix lights Research 14. He doing his Spiderman 3 dance walk in the hallway since no was around, which is probably what triggered 2829 to jump exposed He's still in "Is he OK?" "He seems than usual, but honestly know it's or fact he, in his own 'finally lost that damn muffin she said, imitating Vic's a chuckle but failed, the dry corners of mouth curling into a slight smile that as soon as it had formed. "Glad he's fine, but direct contact an SCP more paperwork for us. And how did the breach containment in the place?" "You're not going to like this, but the
12/25
I feel great today. Like I'm lighT as a featheR, walkIng On cLoUds. OR howEver that saying GOes. I Think there's still room foR imprOvEMent, THoUgh. NeEds a litTLe MORe oOmPh.

12/30
oK, vErSIoN 14. Or 15? I cAn't RemembeR. I wrote it dOwn SoMewhere arounD HeRe. We're gettIng Close, I can feeL it.

1/4
i'm stilL hUngRY. And I JusT had a Big breAKfast tOo, was the wEiRD thing. i'Mma grab A BItE to eAt after I test this nEXt ONe.

The recovery tEam notEd THe PREseNce Of fresh sliMe TrailS Leaving THe HOUSe aFTer the specimeNs had been seCUreD for trAnSpoRT.

"ReminD, me, whAt WAs 2829 aGain? It's been A lonG day and I cAn't be bOThered tO RemembeR 200 desigNatIonS rigHT nOw."

monIqUE haNDeD hiM AnoTher foldEr FrOm the StacK. "2829 IS A euclId-cLass, Group Of fat banana slUgs That MAke PeoplE supeR hapPy So theY can feEd on tHeIr fat. We've had theM on tHis site foR yeArS noW, I'D expeCT you to RemEmbEr that oNe at leaST."

AnToNIO RuBbed his temples. "VelaSqUEZ, I'M running On two hOUrS oF Sleep, givE mE a bReak. a WHole tWentY-ThRee minutE recovERy FoR a EucliD lIke thaT, dAmn, TheY're noT GoinG to likE that. Any PersoNNel affected?"

"JusT vic Salinas froM maINTeNAnce. he wAs on his way tO fix THe liGhts IN REseARch LaB 14. He waS dOInG His Spiderman 3 dance waLk In the hAllwaY since no one waS around, whiCH IS probablY whaT TrIGgered 2829 to jump onTo his Exposed ankLE. He's stilL in quArantine."

"is he OK?"

"He sTILl seems hAppIer ThaN usUAL, bUt honestly I doN'T Know WhEther it'S 2829's eFfects lIngEriNg oR thE fAct that he, In his own WoRdS, 'fInAllY lost THat damn mUfFin ToP,'" shE said, IMitatiNg Vic'S manNeRiSMs.

ANtonio tRIeD TO supPrEsS a chUckLe But faIled, THe dRy corneRs of his moUth CUrliNg InTo a sligHt smile that diSaPpeared as sOoN as It had fORMed.

"Glad hE's fine, but direct contact wITh an SCP MeaNs eveN morE paperworK foR us. And How DId the sLug breAch coNtAinMENt in tHE FiRst PlAce?"

"You're noT GOinG to liKe This, But the aIr
12/25
I feel great today.Like I'm l ightasa f ea ther , wa lking on cloud s . Or  however that saying g oes.It hink th ere's  stillr oo m for  i mp rov em e nt , tho ugh . Needs  a littlemor eoomph.

12/3 0 
O K, version  14 . Or 15? I c an' t reme mb er. I wro teit do wn som e wherearound he re .  We're getting c lo se,I can feel it.

1 / 4I 'm still hungr y. And  I ju s t  ha d a  big break fa st to o , was t h ew e i rdt hing. I'mma g rab a bitet o e at aft er  It est th is ne xt one .

The reco very  team not ed the presenc e  of fre sh sli metra ilsl ea vi ngth e  ho u se  af t erthe spec im en s had  bee n s e cure d f or t ransp ort.

"Remind , m e, w h atwas 2 829 a gain ?It'sbeen a  long  d ay and I can'tbe b othered t o r em emb er  200d esigna tio nsright n ow."

M o niq ue h a nd ed him another fol de r fr om the s tack." 28 29 is a Euc li d-c lass , group  off at  bananaslugst ha tmake pe op le sup er  ha ppy  so t h ey c an fee d on the ir fa t . We've had th e m on this sit e  f o r  y e arsnow , I'd expec t yo u  toreme m be r t h at on e atle a st . "

Antonio rubbed h is  templ es. " Velasquez, I' m runningo n two hour s of sl e ep, give me abreak . A wholet wenty-th ree m inute re covery fo r a Euclid  li ketha t,d a mn , they're not g oing  t o liketha t. Anyper son nel  af fe cted?"

" Just Vic  S al in as  fr om Ma i ntenance .Hewa s o n his way to  fixtheli gh t s i n Resea r ch L ab 1 4.  H e wa s d oi ng hi s Sp i der man 3 d ance walk  in theha ll way sin ce no one was  a round, whi ch  is  proba b l y what t riggered 2829 to jump o n to hisexp osedankl e. He's s til l in q uar a ntine. "

"Is  he O K? "
" H e sti l l  s eem shappier th a n  us ual,bu t ho nestlyI don't know wheth e r i t's 2829's ef fec ts l i n ge rin g  o r  th ef act t hat he, in hisown words,  ' f in ally lostt hat  d amn muf fin top ,'" s h e said,  imitatin g Vic's m an neri s m s.
Antonio t ried tosuppressa  chuc k le  butfai led, t he  dr y cor ners o f  hi s mou th cur li ng int o a s li ght smil e that disappeared as s oon as  it h adformed.
"Gl a d h e's fine,  but  direct co nta ctwithanS CP me anse ve n m o re pa perw o rk for us .  A ndh o wdid the slu g b rea ch co nta i nmentin t he first place?""You're not go ingt o  li ket his,  b ut the air
12/25
I feel_great today._Like I'm light as_a feather,_walking_on clouds._Or_however that saying_goes. I think_there's still room for_improvement, though. Needs_a_little more oomph.

12/30
OK, version 14. Or 15? I can't remember. I wrote it down_somewhere_around here._We're_getting_close, I can feel it.

1/4
I'm_still hungry. And I just_had a_big breakfast too, was the weird thing. I'mma_grab_a bite to_eat after I test this next one.

The recovery team_noted the presence of fresh slime_trails leaving the_house_after_the specimens had been_secured for transport.

"Remind, me, what was_2829 again? It's been a long_day and I can't be bothered to_remember 200 designations right now."

Monique handed_him another folder from the_stack. "2829_is a Euclid-class, group of_fat banana slugs_that make_people super happy_so they can feed on their_fat. We've had_them on this site for years_now,_I'd expect you_to_remember_that one_at least."

Antonio rubbed_his_temples. "Velasquez,_I'm_running on two hours of sleep,_give_me a break. A whole twenty-three minute_recovery for a Euclid_like_that, damn, they're not_going to like that. Any_personnel affected?"

"Just Vic Salinas from Maintenance._He was_on his_way to fix the lights in Research Lab 14. He was_doing his Spiderman 3 dance walk_in the hallway since_no one_was_around, which is_probably_what triggered_2829 to jump onto his exposed ankle._He's still_in quarantine."

"Is he OK?"

"He still seems_happier than usual, but_honestly_I don't know whether it's 2829's_effects lingering or the fact that_he, in his own words,_'finally_lost_that damn muffin top,'" she_said, imitating Vic's mannerisms.

Antonio tried to_suppress a chuckle_but failed, the dry corners of his_mouth_curling into a slight smile that_disappeared_as soon as it had formed.

"Glad_he's_fine,_but direct contact with an_SCP means even more paperwork for_us. And how did the slug breach containment in_the first place?"

"You're_not going to like this,_but_the_air