 my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick.MIKE (in the purse): I'm warning you, Mom; there's a nail file in here...MRS. TEEVEE: Taffy... WILLY WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful.MIKE (in the purse): (on "You'll") If you don't let me out, I'll [smear your lipstick]*** all over everything.MRS. TEEVEE: (losing it) T-t-taffy pull-- (as the Oompa Loompa whispers to Willy Wonka) Oh, what's he saying?Mike continues to protest.***WILLY WONKA: (to the Oompa Loompa) No, no, I won't hold you responsible.Mrs. Teevee faints backwards into Grandpa Joe's arms.WILLY WONKA: And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say goodbye. (Mrs. Teevee emits a noise.) No, no, don't speak. For some moments in life there are no words. Run along now. (The Oompa Loompas drag her out.) Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow.

What do you get from a glut of TVA pain in the neck and an I.Q. of threeWhy don't you try simply reading a bookOr could you just not bear to look

You'll get noYou'll get noYou'll get noYou'll get noYou'll get no commercials.

Oompa Loompa doompadee dahIf you're not greed you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike theOompaOompa Loompa Doompadee do.~OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE~WILLY WONKA: So much to do, so much to do, invoices and bills, letters... I must answer that note from the queen.CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, what's gonna happen to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?WILLY WONKA: My dear boy, I promise you they'll be quite all right. When they leave
my special taffy - pulling machine. That should do the whoremaster. MIKE (in the bag ): I'm warning you, Mom; there's a nail file in here... MRS. TEEVEE: Taffy... WILLY WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) To the taffy - pull room. You'll determine the boy in his mother's purse. But be highly careful. MIKE (in the purse ): (on " You'll ") If you don't let me out, I'll [ smear your lipstick ] * * * wholly over everything. MRS. TEEVEE: (suffer it) T - t - taffy pull-- (as the Oompa Loompa whisper to Willy Wonka) Oh, what's he saying?Mike continues to protest.***WILLY WONKA: (to the Oompa Loompa) No, no, I won't hold you responsible. Mrs. Teevee faints back into Grandpa Joe's arms. WILLY WONKA: And now, my dearest lady, it's time to state goodbye. (Mrs. Teevee emits a noise .) No, no, don't address. For some moments in life there are no lyric. Run along now. (The Oompa Loompas drag her out .) Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet grief. 

 What do you get from a glut of TVA pain in the neck and an I.Q. of threeWhy don't you try simply reading a bookOr could you just not bear to look 

 You'll get noYou'll get noYou'll get noYou'll get noYou'll get no commercials. 

 Oompa Loompa doompadee dahIf you're not greed you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike theOompaOompa Loompa Doompadee do.~OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE ~ WILLY WONKA: thus much to do, indeed a lot to dress, invoices and bills, letter... I must suffice that note from the queen. CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, what's gon na happen to the early kids? Augustus, Veruca?WILLY WONKA: My dear boy, I promise you they'll be quite all right. When they bequeath
 my special taffy-pulling maghine. That shoulb do thx trick.JIKE (in ghe purse): I'm warning you, Mom; tyere's a nail file in here...MRR. TEEVEE: Naffy... WILOY WIBKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) Tk the vaffy-pulling ropm. You'll fhnd the boy in hks mother's purse. But be extremely carqful.MIKR (ln the purse): (og "Yol'lj") If jom don't let me out, I'll [smear your lipstibk]*** all over everyyhing.MRS. TEEVEE: (losing it) H-t-tavfy pull-- (as the Oolpa Loompa qhis[wrs to Willy Wonka) Oh, what's he sayjng?Mike continues to protest.***WILUY WOUKA: (to the Ionpa Noompa) No, ni, I wjn't hold you responshble.Mrs. Teevee faints barkwaeds into Grandpa Joe's arms.WILLY WONKA: Agd now, my dzarest lady, it's time ro say coodtye. (Oes. Geebex ejits a nomse.) No, no, dkn't speak. Fir some moments in kisv there are nk wordf. Wun along now. (The Oompa Loompas drag heg ouf.) Adieu, adieu, parting iw such sweet sorrow.

Whwt do you get from a glut of TVA pain in the neck and an I.X. of vhfeeCmn dov'r jou try simply reading a bookOr could you juse npt bear to look

Yju'll get noUok'lk get noYou'll eet noVku'ml get noYou'll get no comierciqls.

Oompa Joomla doompadee dahIf you're nor greed you cilo go farYou will lnve in happiuess tpoLikr theOompaOompa Loompa Boompasee do.~OUTSIFE WILLY SUNKA'S OFFICE~WILLH WPNNA: So much to do, so much tj do, invomces cnd billr, lejters... I must answfr that note from the qufen.CHCRLIE: Mr. Wonka, ahat's gonna happen to the other kids? Augustus, Varuba?WILLY WJNKA: Ky dear boy, I promise you tkey'll be quitd all righn. When thxy leave
my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do (in purse): I'm you, Mom; there's TEEVEE: WILLY WONKA: (to Oompa Loompa) To taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy his mother's purse. But be extremely careful.MIKE (in the purse): (on "You'll") If don't let me out, I'll [smear your lipstick]*** all over everything.MRS. TEEVEE: (losing T-t-taffy (as Oompa whispers to Willy Wonka) Oh, what's he saying?Mike continues to protest.***WILLY WONKA: (to the Oompa Loompa) no, I won't hold you responsible.Mrs. Teevee faints into Grandpa Joe's arms.WILLY And now, my dearest lady, time say goodbye. Teevee a No, no, don't For some moments in life there are no words. Run along now. (The Oompa Loompas drag her Adieu, adieu, such sweet What you from a glut pain in the neck and an don't you try simply reading a bookOr could just not to look You'll get noYou'll get get noYou'll get noYou'll get no commercials. Oompa doompadee dahIf you're not greed you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike theOompaOompa do.~OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE~WILLY So much to so to invoices bills, letters... must answer that note from the queen.CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, what's gonna to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?WILLY WONKA: My dear boy, you be quite all When they leave
 my special taffy-pulling machIne. That shoUld do The TriCk.mIKE (In thE purse): I'm warninG You, MOm; there's a nail file in herE...MRS. TeEveE: TaFFy... wILLY wONKA: (to AN OOMPa LOoMpA) To ThE TaFfy-puLliNg room. YOu'll find thE boY iN his mother's pURsE. But be extrEmeLy careful.MIKe (in The purSe): (On "YOU'll") If You Don't lEt me ouT, i'll [smeAr your lipStICk]*** all oVEr everyTHInG.MRS. tEEVEE: (losing it) T-t-tAFfY Pull-- (as the Oompa loompa WhISpERS to wilLy Wonka) Oh, wHaT's he sAYing?MikE CoNTINueS To protest.***WILLy WONKA: (to the oOmpA LoompA) NO, no, i Won't hoLd you ReSPonSible.Mrs. TeeVee fAints backWards iNTo GrandPA Joe's arMs.WILLy WOnKA: and nOW, mY dEarEsT LadY, It'S tiME to Say goodbYe. (mrS. TeevEe emITS A NoisE.) No, No, doN't speAk. For some momeNts In liFE thEre arE no woRds. RUn Along Now. (The oompa loOmpas drag her out.) adieU, adieu, parTinG iS suCh Sweet SOrrow.

WHat Do yOu get frOm a glut OF TVa pAIN In The neck and an I.Q. of thReEwHy Don't you tRy simpLY rEaDIng a bookor CouLd yoU JUst noT beaR To Look

You'lL get noyOu'Ll Get noYoU'lL get noyoU'll Get NoYou'LL get No commErcials.

OOmpa LOOmpa doompadee dAHIf you're not grEEd YOU wILl go Faryou will live In haPPineSs toOliKe tHEOompAOompA LOOmPA Doompadee do.~OUTSIDE wIlLY WONkA'S OFfICE~WILLY WONKa: So much to dO, SO Much to do, InvoICeS And bills, letterS... I musT answer thaT Note from The quEen.CHARLiE: Mr. Wonka, WHAt's gonna HapPen To tHe oTHEr Kids? Augustus, VERUca?WiLlY WONKA: my dEar boy, I ProMisE yoU thEy'Ll be quite All right. whEn ThEy LeaVe
 my special taffy-pullingmachine. T hat s hou lddo  the  tri ck.MIKE (in th e  pur se): I'm warning you,Mom;th e re's anailfile in he r e ... MR S.  TE EV E E:  Taff y.. . WILLY  WONKA: (t o a nOompa Loompa )  T o the taff y-p ulling room.  Yo u'll f in d t h e boy  in  hismother ' s purs e. But be  e x tremel y  carefu l . MI KE ( in the purse): (o n  " Y ou'll") If you  don't  l e tm e  ou t,I'll [smea ryourl ipstick ] ** * a llo ver everythin g.MRS. TEEV E E:(losin git) T-t-ta ffy p ul l --(as the Oom pa L oompa whi sperst o Willy Wonka)Oh, wh at' s h e sa y in g? Mik ec ont i nu est o p rotest.* ** WI LLY W ONKA : ( t o th e O ompa  Loom pa) No, no, I  wo n'th old  yourespo nsib le .Mrs.  Teeve e fai nt s backwards int o Gr andpa Joe 'sar ms. WI LLY W O NKA: A ndnow , my de arest l a dy,  i t ' s  t ime to say goodbye .( M rs . Teevee  emits ano i se.) No,  n o,don' t speak . Fo r  s ome mome nts in li fe  therear e no w or ds.  Ru n alo n g no w. (Th e OompaLoomp a s drag her out . ) Adieu, adie u ,p a rt i ng i s s uch sweet s orro w .

W hatd oyou get f rom a  g l ut of TVA pain in thene ck and  an I .Q. of threeW hy don't y o u try simp ly r e ad i ng a bookOr co uld y ou just no t  bear to  look 

You'll  get noYo u ' ll get n oYo u'l l g etn o Yo u'll get noYo u ' ll g et  no com mer cials.
Oo mpa  Lo omp adoompadee  dahIf y ou 'r eno t g reedy ou willgo  fa rY ouwilll ive in  happ ines sto o Lik e theOo m pa O o mpaLo om pa D oom pa dee d o.~O U TSI DE WILL Y WONKA'S  OF F ICE~ WI LL Y WONKA : So much todo , so muchto  do , invo i c es and b ills, letters... I must answertha t not e fr om the qu een .CHARL IE: Mr. Wo nka, w hat's  g onn a happe n to  th eother kids ? Aug ustus ,Veru ca?WILL Y WONKA: My dear b o y,I promise you  th ey'l l be  qu i te all  r i ght . When they leave 
 my_special taffy-pulling_machine. That should do_the trick.MIKE_(in_the purse):_I'm_warning you, Mom;_there's a nail_file in here...MRS. TEEVEE:_Taffy... WILLY WONKA:_(to_an Oompa Loompa) To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's_purse._But be_extremely_careful.MIKE_(in the purse): (on "You'll")_If you don't let me_out, I'll_[smear your lipstick]*** all over everything.MRS. TEEVEE: (losing_it)_T-t-taffy pull-- (as_the Oompa Loompa whispers to Willy Wonka) Oh, what's_he saying?Mike continues to protest.***WILLY WONKA:_(to the Oompa_Loompa)_No,_no, I won't hold_you responsible.Mrs. Teevee faints backwards into_Grandpa Joe's arms.WILLY WONKA: And now,_my dearest lady, it's time to say_goodbye. (Mrs. Teevee emits a noise.)_No, no, don't speak. For_some moments_in life there are no_words. Run along_now. (The_Oompa Loompas drag_her out.) Adieu, adieu, parting is_such sweet sorrow.

What_do you get from a glut_of_TVA pain in_the_neck_and an_I.Q. of threeWhy_don't_you try_simply_reading a bookOr could you just_not_bear to look

You'll get noYou'll get noYou'll_get noYou'll get noYou'll_get_no commercials.

Oompa Loompa doompadee_dahIf you're not greed you_will go farYou will live in_happiness tooLike_theOompaOompa Loompa_Doompadee do.~OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE~WILLY WONKA: So much to do, so_much to do, invoices and bills,_letters... I must answer_that note_from_the queen.CHARLIE: Mr._Wonka,_what's gonna_happen to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?WILLY_WONKA: My_dear boy, I promise you they'll_be quite all right._When_they leave