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“Why is the water brown?”

“It’s tea.” He fishes around in the water and holds up three tea bags. “There are a hundred tea bags in here.”

“Why?”

“Because Google said so.”

“For the burn?”

“Yes.”

“Where’d you get the tea bags?”

“Room service.”

“So you called me because what? You need cream and sugar?”

“If I wasn’t in so much pain I’d laugh at your witty observation. But not right now.”

“Fair enough. How can I help?”

“I can’t type. My arms hurt too much to type any longer. And I have to get this done. I need you to type for me.”

“I’m not getting in the tub.”

“I wasn’t asking you to. Though now that you mentioned it, that could be interesting, the tub is built for two.”

“Is it? I hadn’t noticed.”

“Best you not get in, you won’t be able to keep your hands off me. You can sit there and type.” He points to an area of the bathroom out of my view. I step further inside the bathroom. There are two white chaises, just as fluffy as the sofa in the living room.

“There is a living room in your bathroom,” I say. “I can’t fit a towel rack in my bathroom. And you have chaises in your bathroom.”

“Technically, it’s not my bathroom. And if you help me I will buy you a towel rack that fits in your bathroom.”

“Okay, Huey, I’ll type for you under two conditions.”

“And they are?”

“One, I get to order breakfast.”

“For someone so thin, you do eat a lot. The room service menu is on the desk in the bedroom.”

“And two, I’m out of here at ten to sit by the pool.”

“Do you realize you continue to put yourself in grave danger?”

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 view_by lots_of bubbles and a_tray that_stretches_across the_width_of the tub,_on which sits_his laptop. This is_not surprising to_me._What is surprising to me is that he is submerged in water and bubbles_the_color of_dirt.

“Why_is_the water brown?”

“It’s tea.” He_fishes around in the water_and holds_up three tea bags. “There are a hundred_tea_bags in here.”

“Why?”

“Because_Google said so.”

“For the burn?”

“Yes.”

“Where’d you get the tea_bags?”

“Room service.”

“So you called me because_what? You need_cream_and_sugar?”

“If I wasn’t in_so much pain I’d laugh at_your witty observation. But not right_now.”

“Fair enough. How can I help?”

“I can’t_type. My arms hurt too much_to type any longer. And_I have_to get this done. I_need you to_type for_me.”

“I’m not getting_in the tub.”

“I wasn’t asking you_to. Though now_that you mentioned it, that could_be_interesting, the tub_is_built_for two.”

“Is_it? I hadn’t_noticed.”

“Best_you not_get_in, you won’t be able to_keep_your hands off me. You can sit_there and type.” He_points_to an area of_the bathroom out of my_view. I step further inside the_bathroom. There_are two_white chaises, just as fluffy as the sofa in the living_room.

“There is a living room in_your bathroom,” I say._“I can’t_fit_a towel rack_in_my bathroom._And you have chaises in your bathroom.”

“Technically,_it’s not_my bathroom. And if you help_me I will buy_you_a towel rack that fits in_your bathroom.”

“Okay, Huey, I’ll type for_you under two conditions.”

“And they_are?”

“One,_I_get to order breakfast.”

“For someone_so thin, you do eat a_lot. The room_service menu is on the desk in_the_bedroom.”

“And two, I’m out of here_at_ten to sit by the pool.”

“Do_you_realize_you continue to put yourself_in grave danger?”

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