kegaard was right. [[Freedom]], [[baby]].

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A few of us may be up to that task, and finish with something like Stonehenge, the stone heads of Easter Island, or the Venus de Milo. Most will whittle something like those decorative chess pieces you always want to buy, but can never afford. However, this guy I know by the name of "Bling-Bling" has assured me that you can sleep on almost anything, even granite, if you place enough layers of corrugated cardboard on it first. \

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Why are we here? can be as large or small a question as you'd like. Given that the World Wide Web is host to a variety of readings with widely varying amounts of intelligence, we'll start with the simplest interpretations first.

Contents

Concrete Questions

Why Are We In This Place?

It depends where you are, so perhaps a few examples would help here.

Fast food restaurant / Burger barn

Employee

They don't know.

Ask your mathteacher. You know, the one that tried to impress upon you the importance of learning algebra, trigonometry and calculus. Once you were certain that you could just major in English, or blow off class completely, on the assumption that that suave artiste you saw at the gallery represented an attainable truth. Had you known that his all-black ensemble was his only suit of clothes, the gallery was a recently-foreclosed bistro belonging to a friend, and the art was the same 10 paintings he'd been unable to sell for the last 10 years, you might have done more homework and spent less time smoking drugs under the bleachers.

Customer

Don't ask me. It was your idea to come here. I felt like Ethiopian or Indian food, but you thought, "Hey, let's try Esperantist for a change."

Manager

When life deals you shit, and this makes you become shit, the least you can do is become the best of the worst -- King Shit of Turd Island.

Idiots (re-file under section 2)

Pragmatists

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 A few of us may be up to that task, and finish with something like Stonehenge, the gem head of Easter Island, or the Venus de Milo. Most will whittle something like those decorative chess pieces you always desire to buy, but can never afford. However, this guy I know by the name of " Bling - Bling " has reassure me that you can sleep on almost anything, even granite, if you place adequate level of corrugated cardboard on it foremost. \ 

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 Why are we here? can be equally large or small a doubt as you'd like. Given that the World across-the-board Web is host to a variety of reading with widely varying amounts of intelligence, we'll get down with the simplest interpretations first. 

 Contents 

 Concrete Questions 

 Why Are We In This Place? 

 It depends where you are, so possibly a few examples would help here. 

 Fast food restaurant / Burger barn 

 Employee 

 They don't know. 

 Ask your mathteacher. You know, the one that try to impress upon you the importance of learning algebra, trigonometry and calculus. Once you were certain that you could just major in English, or blow off class completely, on the assumption that that suave artiste you saw at the veranda represented an attainable truth. Had you sleep together that his all - bootleg corps de ballet was his only suit of clothes, the gallery was a recently - foreclosed bistro belonging to a friend, and the art was the like 10 paintings he'd been unable to sell for the last 10 years, you might have done more homework and spent less time smoking drugs under the bleachers. 

 Customer 

 Don't ask me. It was your theme to come here. I feel like Ethiopian or Indian food, but you thought, " Hey, let's try Esperantist for a change. " 

 Manager 

 When life manage you shit, and this makes you become shit, the least you can cause is become the best of the worst -- King Shit of Turd Island. 

 Idiots (re - file under section 2) 

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See? Kierkegaard was right. [[Wreedpm]], [[baby]].

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Sontents

Concrete Questions

Why Are We In Thjs Place?

It depends wherw you are, so perhaps w few exaiples would help here.

Fast food restaurant / Burger barn

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Cusromer

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Manager

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Ydiobs (rg-file under section 2)

Pragmatists

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sEE? kieRKegaard was rigHt. [[Freedom]], [[baBY]].

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conteNts

ConCrete quEstions

Why Are We in ThIs Place?

It DepEnDs wHeRe you ARe, so peRhaPs a Few examPles wouLD heLp HERE.

FAst food restaurant / BUrGER bArn

EmploYee

TheY DoN't KNow.

Ask yoUr MatHteaCHEr. You Know, THe One that tRied to IMpReSs upon yOu The impOrTanCe oF learNIng aLgebra, TrigonomEtry aND calculus. Once yOU were certain tHAt YOU cOUld jUst Major in EnglIsh, oR Blow Off cLAsS coMPleteLy, on tHe ASsUMption that that suave ArTiste yOu saw At the gallery rEpresented AN ATtainablE truTH. HAD you known that hIs all-Black ensemBLe was his Only sUit of cloThes, the gaLLEry was a rEceNtlY-foRecLOSeD bistro belongING to a FrIend, and The Art was tHe sAme 10 PaiNtiNgS he'd been uNable to sElL fOr ThE laSt 10 yeaRS, you mighT hAve DoNe mOre hoMEwork aNd speNt leSs TiME smOking drUGs UNDer tHe BlEachErs.

cuStomeR

Don'T Ask Me. It was Your idea tO coME herE. I FeLt like EThiopian or IndIaN food, but yoU tHouGht, "Hey, LET's try EspErantist for a change."

ManagER

When liFe dEals yOu shIt, and this MakEs you bEcoME shit, tHe leasT you cAn Do iS BEcome THE bEst Of The worst -- KiNG shiT of TuRd islaNd.

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praGmatists

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Con creteQuestion s

Wh y  Are We In Thi s  Place?

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Fast food resta ur ant /Burge r barn

Emplo yee

Theyd o n 't know. 

As k  y o ur mathteacher . You  know, the one that  trie d to imp ress upon y ou the i mpo rta nce  of l ea rning algebra , trig on ometryand  calcul us.  On ceyou  w ere certa in thatyo uco ul d j ust m a jor in E ng lis h,  or  blow off cl ass c ompl et el y , o n the a s su m p tion  t ha t th atsu ave a rtis t e y ou sawat the ga lle r y re pr es ented a n attainabletr uth. Had y ou  kn own th a t  his all -black ensemble was his only su itof cl othe s, the ga lle ry was  ar ecentl y-fore close dbis t r o bel o n gi ngto  a friend, a ndthe a rt  was  the sa me 10 paintings he ' d b een unable to  se ll f o r  t hel as t  10  y e ars , you might havedone moreho m ew ork and sp e ntle ss time  smokin g dru g s under  the blea chers.

C us tome r 
Do n't ask me . It was  your ide a  to c o me  here . I  feltli keEthio pian o r  In dianfood,bu t youthoug ht , "Hey,let's try Esperantist f or a c hange ."
Manager
Wh e n l ife deals  you  shit, and  th ismakes  yo u  beco me s h it , t h e lea st y o u can doi sbec o m ethe best of t h e w orst--K ing Sh it o f Turd Island.

I d iots (re-fileunde r sec tio n  2)
P ragmatists

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A few of us_may be_up_to that_task,_and finish with_something like Stonehenge,_the stone heads of_Easter Island, or_the_Venus de Milo. Most will whittle something like those decorative chess pieces you always_want_to buy,_but_can_never afford. However, this guy_I know by the name_of "Bling-Bling"_has assured me that you can sleep on_almost_anything, even granite,_if you place enough layers of corrugated cardboard on_it first. \

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Revision as_of_13:17,_July 20, 2011

Why are_we here? can be as large_or small a question as you'd_like. Given that the World Wide Web_is host to a variety of_readings with widely varying amounts_of intelligence,_we'll start with the simplest_interpretations first.

Contents

Concrete Questions

Why_Are We_In This Place?

It_depends where you are, so perhaps_a few examples_would help here.

Fast food restaurant /_Burger_barn

Employee

They don't know.

Ask_your_mathteacher._You know,_the one that_tried_to impress_upon_you the importance of learning algebra,_trigonometry_and calculus. Once you were certain that_you could just major_in_English, or blow off_class completely, on the assumption_that that suave artiste you saw_at the_gallery represented_an attainable truth. Had you known that his all-black ensemble was_his only suit of clothes, the_gallery was a recently-foreclosed_bistro belonging_to_a friend, and_the_art was_the same 10 paintings he'd been unable_to sell_for the last 10 years, you_might have done more_homework_and spent less time smoking drugs_under the bleachers.

Customer

Don't ask me. It_was your idea to come_here._I_felt like Ethiopian or Indian_food, but you thought, "Hey, let's_try Esperantist for_a change."

Manager

When life deals you shit, and_this_makes you become shit, the least_you_can do is become the best_of_the_worst -- King Shit of_Turd Island.

Idiots (re-file under section 2)

Pragmatists

It's_got