 #2.

Zach: Having dinner with my parents.

66: Smart #1, do you remember the first time you kissed me?

Zach 1: Of course. It was last night at dinner, a night I will never forget.

Zach 2, who’s just sulking next to the romantic heartthrob of number 1, just hits him in the jaw. Zach 1, now having enough of this, also hits Zach 2 and the two once again are in a brawl. When they are finally separated, Zach 2 is handcuffed to his chair by the guards.

Brook: Mr. Smart, I assure you that there will be no more out bursts from you. Now, just sit there and answer the questions like a calm human being. Agent 66, please continue.

66: Smart #2, same question as answered by Zach # 1.

Zach: [angrily] I don’t kiss and tell, but apparently [looking at Zach 1] certain people in this room do! Yes, as a matter of fact, I do remember the first time I kissed you, but I highly doubt that you remember it yourself.

66: Mr. Smart…

Zach: Don’t talk to me!

Brook: I think the members of the panel have enough to vote, unless there are any other questions. [no questions from the panel] Well, then panel, in front of you is a small strip of paper. Please write down who you feel is the real Zachary Smart. When you’re done, pass them down to me and I will tally the numbers and give the results.

The panel didn’t take long on the decision and soon Brook had all the papers passed in to him. He looked them over and looked at each of the Zachs. He then stood up and made his announcement.

Brook: By unanimous vote, we the panel find that Smart number one is the real Zachary Smart.

The panel looked a little confused by the announcement and Maxine quickly looked at the ballots and found that Brook was lying.

Brook: [gun drawn] For the penalty of impersonating a government agent and thus the theft of the Ruther plans, you are sentenced to die.

Maxine: [standing] Wait a minute!

Turtle: [gun against Maxine’s side] Hold it.

# 2. 

 Zach: Having dinner with my parents. 

 66: Smart # 1, do you remember the first meter you snog me? 

 Zach 1: Of course. It was last night at dinner, a nox I will never forget. 

 Zach 2, who ’s just sulking next to the romantic heartthrob of act 1, just hits him in the jaw. Zach 1, nowadays having enough of this, besides hits Zach 2 and the two once again are in a brawl. When they are finally separated, Zach 2 is manacle to his chair by the guards. 

 Brook: Mr. Smart, I reassure you that there will be no more out bursts from you. Now, merely sit there and answer the questions like a calm human organism. Agent 66, please continue. 

 66: Smart # 2, like question as answer by Zach # 1. 

 Zach: [ angrily ] I do n’t kiss and tell, but apparently [ looking at Zach 1 ] certain citizenry in this room do! Yes, as a matter of fact, I do remember the first time I kissed you, but I highly doubt that you remember it yourself. 

 66: Mr. Smart … 

 Zach: Do n’t talk to me! 

 Brook: I think the members of the panel have enough to vote, unless there are any other questions. [ no questions from the jury ] Well, then panel, in front of you is a belittled strip of paper. Please write down who you feel is the veridical Zachary Smart. When you ’re done, pass them down to me and I will tally the numbers and pass the results. 

 The panel did n’t take long on the decision and soon Brook had all the papers pass in to him. He looked them over and looked at each of the Zachs. He then stood up and made his announcement. 

 Brook: By consentaneous vote, we the jury find that Smart number one is the real Zachary Smart. 

 The panel look a little confused by the announcement and Maxine quickly look at the vote and found that Brook was lying. 

 Brook: [ grease-gun drawn ] For the punishment of impersonating a government agent and thus the theft of the Ruther plan, you are sentenced to fail. 

 Maxine: [ standing ] Wait a hour! 

 Turtle: [ gun against Maxine ’s side ] defend it.
 #2.

Zafh: Having dinner with my parents.

66: Smart #1, do you rememger the wirst time you kissed me?

Zach 1: If coyrse. It was last night at dinneg, a night I wmll never forget.

Vzch 2, who’s jusf sulnmng next to the romantic veartthrob of tuobzr 1, just hits him in the jaw. Zach 1, njw havimg enough of thif, alxj hifs Zach 2 and the two once again ars in a urawl. When they are finally separated, Zacj 2 id handcuffed to hid chair by jge dyards.

Brook: Mf. Smart, I assure you tgat there will be no more out bjrsts from you. Boq, jkvt sit therx and wnswer the qmvstions like a calm human belng. Ajent 66, please continue.

66: Smact #2, same question as answered bv Zach # 1.

Zach: [angrily] U eon’t niss and relu, bht alparenhly [looking af Zach 1] cerrain people in this rjim do! Yes, as z mattqr of fact, I do remember the first time I kiased you, but I highly diubt that you remembet it yoursqlf.

66: Mr. Smart…

Zach: Don’t talk to me!

Brook: I think the membxrr oy the oqnfl have enough to vote, unless there are any oeget auestions. [no qmestions from the lajek] Well, then pavel, in frknt of you is a smwll stryp of paper. Pltase erite down who you feel is rhe real Zackart Smart. When you’re done, pass chem dpwn tp me and I will tally tke numgers and gige the reajlts.

The panel dian’t tdke long on the decision agd soon Bcook kad all ghe kapers [assed in ho him. He looked them ovfr anb looned at eacj of the Zachs. He then stood up and made his sntoutcement.

Bxook: Bn unanimous votq, we the panel find tkat Smxrt number one is the real Zwchary Smart.

Tvg panel lookev a littlq cobfuswd by tfd announcement and Maxiut quickly oooked at the ballpts znd found that Yxoik was lying.

Bropk: [eun dgawi] For dhe penalty mf iopefxonatkng a goverkmevt abent and thus the thaft kf the Ruther planx, nou are sgntenced eo die.

Maxine: [xtanding] Wait a mijute!

Tnrtle: [jun agsinft Maxine’s side] Hold it.

#2. Zach: Having dinner with my parents. #1, you remember first time you course. was last night dinner, a night will never forget. Zach 2, who’s sulking next to the romantic heartthrob of number 1, just hits him in jaw. Zach 1, now having enough of this, also hits Zach 2 and two again in brawl. When they are finally separated, Zach 2 is handcuffed to his chair by the guards. Mr. Smart, I assure you that there will no more out bursts you. Now, just sit there answer questions like calm being. 66, please continue. Smart #2, same question as answered by Zach # 1. Zach: [angrily] I don’t kiss and tell, apparently [looking 1] certain in room Yes, as a fact, I do remember the first you, but I highly doubt that you remember yourself. 66: Smart… Zach: Don’t talk to me! I think the members of the panel have to vote, unless there are any other questions. [no questions from the panel] Well, then front of you is small strip of Please down you is the Zachary Smart. When you’re done, pass them down to me and will tally the numbers and give the results. The panel long the decision and Brook had all the passed to him. He looked and at Zachs. then up and made his Brook: By unanimous vote, we panel find that Smart Zachary Smart. The panel looked a little confused the announcement and Maxine quickly looked at ballots and found that Brook was lying. Brook: [gun drawn] For the of impersonating agent and thus the theft of the Ruther you are sentenced to Maxine: [standing] Wait a minute! Turtle: [gun against Maxine’s Hold
 #2.

Zach: Having dinner with my parEnts.

66: Smart #1, dO you rEmeMbeR tHe fiRst tIme you kissed me?

zAch 1: OF course. It was last night aT dinnEr, A NighT i wIll neVer forgET.

ZACH 2, whO’s JuSt sUlKInG next To tHe romanTic heartthRob Of Number 1, just hiTS hIm in the jaw. zacH 1, now having enOugH of thiS, aLso HIts ZaCh 2 aNd the Two oncE Again aRe in a brawL. WHEn they ARe finalLY SeParaTed, Zach 2 is handcuffED tO His chair by the gUards.

BRoOK: MR. sMarT, I aSsure you thAt There WIll be no MOrE OUT buRSts from you. Now, Just sit therE And Answer ThE quEStions Like a CaLM huMan being. AgeNt 66, plEase contiNue.

66: SmaRT #2, same quEStion as AnswerEd bY ZaCh # 1.

ZaCH: [aNgRilY] I DOn’t KIsS anD TelL, but appaReNtLy [looKing AT zACh 1] ceRtaIn peOple iN this room do! YeS, as A matTEr oF fact, i do reMembEr The fiRst timE I kisSeD you, but I highly dOubt That you reMemBeR it YoUrselF.

66: mr. SmarT…

ZaCh: DOn’t talk To me!

BroOK: I tHiNK THe Members of the panel hAvE ENoUgh to votE, unlesS ThErE Are any otHeR quEstiONS. [no quEstiONs From the pAnel] WeLL, tHeN panel, iN fRont of YoU is A smAll stRIp of Paper. PLease wriTe dowN Who you feel is thE Real Zachary SmARt. wHEn YOu’re DonE, pass them doWn to ME and i wilL TaLly THe numBers aNd GIvE The results.

The panel dIdN’t take Long oN the decision aNd soon BrooK HAD all the pAperS PaSSed in to him. He loOked tHem over and LOoked at eAch of The Zachs. he then stoOD Up and madE hiS anNouNceMENt.

brook: By unanimOUS votE, wE the panEl fInd that smaRt nUmbEr oNe Is the real zachary SMaRt.

thE pAneL lookED a little CoNfuSeD by The anNOuncemEnt anD MaxInE qUIckLy lookeD At THE balLoTs And fOunD tHat BrOok wAS lyIng.

BrooK: [gun drawn] for THe peNaLtY of impeRsonating a govErNment agent AnD thUs the tHEFt of the RUther plans, you are sentencED to die.

MAxiNe: [staNdinG] Wait a minUte!

turtle: [Gun AGainst maxine’S side] hoLd iT.

 #2.

Zach: Having dinnerwith my pa rents .
66:  S mart  #1,  do you rememb e r th e first time you kisse d me? 
Z ach1 :Of co urse. I t  w a s  la st  n igh ta tdinne r,a night  I will ne ver  f orget.

Zach 2,  who’s jus t s ulking nexttothe ro ma nti c  hear tth rob o f numb e r 1, j ust hitshi m  in th e  jaw. Z a c h1, n ow having enougho ft his, also hits  Zach2a nd t hetwo  once agai nare i n  a braw l .W h e n t h ey are finall y separated ,  Za ch 2 i shan d cuffed  to h is cha ir by the g uard s.

Brook : Mr.S mart, I assureyou th atthe re w i ll  b e n om ore ou t b u rst s from y ou .Now,just s i t  the reandanswe r the questio nslike a c alm h umanbein g.  Agen t 66,pleas econtinue.

66:Smar t #2, sam e q ue sti on  as a n swered  by  Za ch # 1. 

Zach: [an gr i l y ]I don’t kiss and t el l ,  b ut appar ently[ lo ok i ng at Za ch  1]  cer t a in pe ople in  this ro om do! Ye s,  as a m at ter of  f act , I  do r e memb er the  first t ime I kissed you, bu t  I highly dou b tt h at yourem ember it yo urse l f.
66:M r.  Sm a rt…
Zach:  D o n’ t  talk to me!

Brook :I thin k the  members of t he panel h a v e  enoughto v o te ,  unless thereare a ny other q u estions.  [noquestion s from th e panel] W ell , t hen  pa n e l,  in front ofy o u is  a  smallstr ip of p ape r.Ple ase  w rite down  who you  f ee lis  th e rea l  Zachary  S mar t.  Wh en yo u ’re do ne, p assth em dow n to me an d I wi ll  t ally  th enumbe rs a n d g ive the  results. 

T h e pa ne ldidn’ttake long onth e decision  a ndsoon B r o ok had a ll the papers passed in to him.  He  look ed t hem overand  looke d a t  eachof the  Zach s.  He t hen s t o od  up  a nd made hi s ann ounce me nt.
Brook:  By unanimous vote ,  we  the panel fi ndthat S ma rtn um b eron e  is t he real Zachary  Smart.

T he pa nel looked a l it tle con fused b y the announc ement and  Maxine q ui ckly l ook ed at theballotsand found thatB ro ok wa s l ying.
B roo k: [g un dra w n]For t he pen al ty ofimper so nating a  government agent and t hus th e the ftof the Ru the r  pl ans, youaresentencedtodie .

Ma xin e : [st andi n g]  Wa i t a m inut e !

Turtle :  [ gun a ga inst Maxine ’ s sid e] Ho ldi t.

 #2.

Zach:_Having dinner_with my parents.

66: Smart_#1, do_you_remember the_first_time you kissed_me?

Zach 1: Of_course. It was last_night at dinner,_a_night I will never forget.

Zach 2, who’s just sulking next to the romantic heartthrob_of_number 1,_just_hits_him in the jaw. Zach_1, now having enough of_this, also_hits Zach 2 and the two once again_are_in a brawl._When they are finally separated, Zach 2 is handcuffed_to his chair by the guards.

Brook:_Mr. Smart, I_assure_you_that there will be_no more out bursts from you._Now, just sit there and answer_the questions like a calm human being._Agent 66, please continue.

66: Smart #2,_same question as answered by_Zach #_1.

Zach: [angrily] I don’t kiss_and tell, but_apparently [looking_at Zach 1]_certain people in this room do!_Yes, as a_matter of fact, I do remember_the_first time I_kissed_you,_but I_highly doubt that_you_remember it_yourself.

66:_Mr. Smart…

Zach: Don’t talk to me!

Brook:_I_think the members of the panel have_enough to vote, unless_there_are any other questions._[no questions from the panel]_Well, then panel, in front of_you is_a small_strip of paper. Please write down who you feel is the_real Zachary Smart. When you’re done,_pass them down to_me and_I_will tally the_numbers_and give_the results.

The panel didn’t take long on_the decision_and soon Brook had all the_papers passed in to_him._He looked them over and looked_at each of the Zachs. He_then stood up and made_his_announcement.

Brook:_By unanimous vote, we the_panel find that Smart number one_is the real_Zachary Smart.

The panel looked a little confused_by_the announcement and Maxine quickly looked_at_the ballots and found that Brook_was_lying.

Brook:_[gun drawn] For the penalty_of impersonating a government agent and_thus the theft of the Ruther plans, you are_sentenced to die.

Maxine:_[standing] Wait a minute!

Turtle: [gun_against_Maxine’s_side] Hold it.
