 hint of a bad French accent.

"I would do anything for a plot," the group sang, "Anything you can get bored of... But I won't do that..."

"I would do anything for a plot," the group sang, "Anything you can get bored of... But I won't do that..."

"I would do anything for a plot," the group sang, "Anything you can get bored of... But I won't do that..."

"Hooray for repetition," Jack chuckled, "Now let me sing again, please?"

"All yours," Jim agreed, "Now shake it like the gay Jewish black dude you are!"

"Shake it Jack," the author put in, "I'll take the next verses."

"Some days I pray for a story, some days I pray to close a plot hole" the author sang, "Some days I just pray to the gods of stories and songs and garbage and bad jokes..."

"Ain't that the truth," Jim agreed.

"Some nights I lose my sanity, some nights I gain plot holes," the author continued, ignoring Jim, "Some nights I just lose it all and break out into song..."

"Oh maybe I'm boring," Jim put in, "And that's all I'm qualified to be..."

"There's just one more hope in," Jack took over, "The only hope I can be freed to keep..."

"As long as the words are burning, as long as the count is improving," the three of them sang together, "As long as the end is coming nearer to you, you'd better believe it!"

"That I would do anything for a plot," the author put in, "And you know that it's true that I'm a hack... I would do anything for a plot and that this book is a piece of crap..."

"But you'll never do it better than you will for nanowrimo," Jack sang, "So long, so slow..."

"And that I'll do anything for a plot, oh I will do anything for a plot" the author continued, "I will do anything for a plot, but no, no I won't do that... No I won't do that..."

"No he won't do that..." Jim and Jack sang together, backing up the author as the fast music started.

"I would do anything for
hint of a bad French accent. 

 " I would do anything for a plot, " the group sing, " Anything you can make bored of... But I won't do that... " 

 " I would do anything for a plot, " the group sing, " Anything you can get bored of... But I won't practice that... " 

 " I would practice anything for a plot, " the group sang, " Anything you can scram bored of... But I won't do that... " 

 " Hooray for repeat, " Jack chuckled, " Now get me whistle again, please? " 

 " All yours, " Jim agreed, " Now shake it like the gay Jewish black fellow you are! " 

 " Shake it Jack, " the author put in, " I'll claim the next verses. " 

 " Some days I pray for a narrative, some days I pray to close a plot hole " the author sing, " Some days I just pray to the gods of stories and birdcall and drivel and bad jokes... " 

 " Ain't that the truth, " Jim agreed. 

 " Some nights I lose my sanity, some nights I advance plot fix, " the author continued, ignoring Jim, " Some night I just lose it all and break out into birdcall... " 

 " Oh maybe I'm boring, " Jim put in, " And that's all I'm qualified to be... " 

 " There's just one more promise in, " Jack took over, " The only hope I can be freed to keep... " 

 " As long as the words are burning, as long as the count is improving, " the three of them sang together, " equally long as the end is come nearer to you, you'd better believe it! " 

 " That I would do anything for a plot, " the author place in, " And you know that it's true that I'm a hack... I would cause anything for a plot and that this book is a piece of crap... " 

 " But you'll never do it well than you will for nanowrimo, " Jack sang, " then long, so slow... " 

 " And that I'll make anything for a plot, oh I will do anything for a plot " the writer continued, " I will suffice anything for a plot, but no, no I won't do that... No I won't dress that... " 

 " No he won't do that... " Jim and Jack sang together, backing up the author as the debauched music started. 

 " I would perform anything for
 hijt of a bad French accenu.

"I would do anythnbg for a plof," the gruup sang, "Anything you can gev boeed od... But I won't do that..."

"I dould do wnything for q plot," the group sang, "Angbhing bou can get borgd of... But I fon't do that..."

"I fojlb do anything for a plot," the group swng, "Anyyhlng you can gej bortd jf... Bhn L won't do that..."

"Hooray for repetitjon," Jacn chuckled, "Noe let me sing again, please?"

"Wll jours," Jim agreed, "Nlw shake it likq the gay Jewksh black dude you are!"

"Ahake it Jack," the author put in, "I'll cake the nezt vegves."

"Some dayw I pgay for a stovj, some gays I lray to close s pnot hole" the author sang, "Some days I just kray to tha yods of stories and sints ang gasbagd ana bzd jkkes..."

"Aij't vhat the trhth," Jim agrwed.

"Some nights I loxe ny sanity, soms nighes I gain plot holes," the author continued, ighoring Jim, "Some nights U just lose it all anf break ott into song..."

"Oh maybe I'm boring," Jim put in, "And thad's alm I'm qmaliwuef to be..."

"There's just one more hope in," Jack took kvtr, "Nhe only hope I ccn be freed to kreo..."

"Ax long as the dords cde burning, as long ad the cjunt us improvyng," yhe three of them sang togerher, "As long qs the end is comiug nearer to you, you'd better believe it!"

"That N wouls do anythijg for a luot," the author pjt pn, "Atd you know that it's true ehat I'm a hacl... I wouud dp anytring for a plot and that this book is a phece of crwp..."

"But you'll never do it better vian you will gos ndnowrimo," Jack sang, "So long, so slow..."

"And thct I'll dj anyghing for z plot, mh I will dj anything fos a plot" the euthor cogtinyed, "U will au anything for a plot, blt no, bo I won't do that... Ko I dkn't do that..."

"No hz qon't do that..." Jik avd Tabk xagc together, bdckivg jl the author as bhe fasy music started.

"I wound dk anything for
hint of a bad French accent. "I anything a plot," group sang, "Anything But won't do that..." would do anything a plot," the group sang, "Anything can get bored of... But I won't do that..." "I would do anything a plot," the group sang, "Anything you can get bored of... But I do "Hooray repetition," chuckled, "Now let me sing again, please?" "All yours," Jim agreed, "Now shake it like the Jewish black dude you are!" "Shake it Jack," author put in, "I'll the next verses." "Some days pray a story, days pray close a plot the author sang, "Some days I just pray to the gods of stories and songs and garbage bad jokes..." the truth," agreed. nights lose my sanity, I gain plot holes," the author "Some nights I just lose it all and out into "Oh maybe I'm boring," Jim put "And that's all I'm qualified to be..." "There's one more hope in," Jack took over, "The only hope I can be freed to long as the words burning, as long the is the of them together, "As long as the end is coming nearer to you, better believe it!" "That I would do anything for a author in, "And you that it's true that a I would do anything plot that a of "But you'll never do better than you will for Jack sang, "So long, do anything for a plot, oh I will anything for a plot" the author continued, will do anything for a plot, but no, no I won't do No I that..." "No he won't do that..." Jim and sang together, backing up author as the fast music started. "I would do for
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"I woUld do anythIng foR a pLot," ThE groUp saNg, "Anything you cAN get Bored of... But I won't do that..."

"I Would Do ANythINg For a pLot," the gROuP SAng, "anYtHinG yOU cAn get BorEd of... But i won't do thaT..."

"I wOuLd do anything FOr A plot," the grOup Sang, "Anything You Can get BoRed OF... But I Won'T do thAt..."

"HoorAY for rePetition," JAcK ChucklED, "Now let ME SiNg agAin, please?"

"All yours," jIm AGreed, "Now shake iT like tHe GAy jEWisH blAck dude you ArE!"

"ShakE It Jack," tHE aUTHOr pUT in, "I'll take the Next verses."

"SOMe dAys I prAy For A Story, sOme daYs i PraY to close a plOt hoLe" the authOr sang, "sOme days i Just praY to the GodS of StorIEs AnD soNgS And GArBagE And Bad jokes..."

"aiN't That tHe trUTH," jIm agReeD.

"SomE nighTs I lose my saniTy, sOme nIGhtS I gaiN plot HoleS," tHe autHor conTinueD, iGnoring Jim, "Some nIghtS I just losE it AlL anD bReak oUT into sOng..."

"oh mAybe I'm bOring," JiM Put In, "aND ThAt's all I'm qualified tO bE..."

"tHeRe's just oNe more HOpE iN," jack took OvEr, "THe onLY Hope I Can bE FrEed to keeP..."

"As lonG As ThE words aRe BurninG, aS loNg aS the cOUnt iS improVing," the tHree oF Them sang togethER, "As long as the eND iS COmINg neAreR to you, you'd bEtteR BeliEve iT!"

"thAt I WOuld dO anytHiNG fOR a plot," the author put iN, "ANd you kNow thAt it's true that i'm a hack... I woULD Do anythiNg foR A pLOt and that this bOok is A piece of crAP..."

"But you'lL neveR do it betTer than yoU WIll for naNowRimO," JaCk sANG, "SO long, so slow..."

"AnD THat I'Ll Do anythIng For a ploT, oh i wiLl dO anYtHing for a pLot" the auThOr CoNtInuEd, "I wiLL do anythInG foR a PloT, but nO, No I won'T do thAt... No i wOn'T Do tHat..."

"No he WOn'T DO thaT..." JIm And JAck SaNg togEtheR, BacKing up tHe author aS thE Fast MuSiC starteD.

"I would do anytHiNg for
 hint of a bad French acce nt.

"I wo uld d o a nyt hi ng f or a  plot," the gr o up s ang, "Anything you can  getbo r ed o f .. . But  I won' t  d o tha t. .. "
"I wo uld d o a nything  for a plo t,"  t he group san g ,"Anythingyou  can get bor edof...Bu t I won't  do  that ..."
" I woul d do anyt hi n g fora  plot," t he  gro up sang, "Anythin g  y o u can get bore d of.. .B ut I  wo n't  do that.. ." 

"Ho o ray for re p e t iti o n," Jack chuc kled, "Nowl etme sin gaga i n, ple ase?" 
" All  yours," Ji m ag reed, "No w shak e  it lik e  the ga y Jewi shbla ck d u de  y ouar e !""S hak e  it  Jack,"th eautho r pu t i n , "I 'll  tak e the  next verses. "
"Som e  da ys Iprayforastory , some  days  I  pray to closea pl ot hole"the  a uth or  sang ,  "Some  da ysI justpray to the  g o d s  o f stories and song sa n dgarbageand ba d  j ok e s..."

" Ai n't  tha t the t ruth , "Jim agre ed.

" S om enightsIlose m ysan ity , som e  nig hts Igain plo t hol e s," the author continued, ig n or i n gJ im,"So me nights I  jus t  los e it al l a n d bre ak ou ti nt o  song..."

"Oh mayb eI'm bo ring, " Jim put in,  "And that ' s all I'mqual i fi e d to be..."

" There 's just on e  more ho pe in ," Jacktook over , "The onl y h ope  Ican b efreed to keep . . ."
"A s longasthe wor dsare  bu rni ng , as long  as theco un tis  im provi n g," theth ree  o f t hem s a ng tog ether , "A slo n g a s the e n di s  com in gnear erto  you,  you ' d b etter b elieve it !""Tha tIwould d o anything fo ra plot," t he  au thor p u t  in, "An d you know that it's tr u e thatI'm  a ha ck.. . I would  do  anyth ing for aplot a nd th at  th i s  book i sa p ie ce of crap . . ."
"But  y ou'l l never  do it better than you  will for nan owr imo, " Ja cks an g , " So lon g ,  so slow..."

" And that I 'l l  d o anything for  a  plot,oh I wi ll do anythin g for a p lot" theau thor c ont inued, "Iwill doanythingf or ap lo t, bu t n o, noIwon 't do  that. . . N o I w on't d othat.. ."

" No  he won' t do that..." Jim and J ack sa ng to get her, back ing upthe autho r as  the fastmus icstart ed. 
"I w ould do  an y thing  for 
 hint_of a_bad French accent.

"I would_do anything_for_a plot,"_the_group sang, "Anything_you can get_bored of... But I_won't do that..."

"I_would_do anything for a plot," the group sang, "Anything you can get bored of..._But_I won't_do_that..."

"I_would do anything for a_plot," the group sang, "Anything_you can_get bored of... But I won't do that..."

"Hooray_for_repetition," Jack chuckled,_"Now let me sing again, please?"

"All yours," Jim agreed,_"Now shake it like the gay_Jewish black dude_you_are!"

"Shake_it Jack," the author_put in, "I'll take the next_verses."

"Some days I pray for a_story, some days I pray to close_a plot hole" the author sang,_"Some days I just pray_to the_gods of stories and songs_and garbage and_bad jokes..."

"Ain't_that the truth,"_Jim agreed.

"Some nights I lose my_sanity, some nights_I gain plot holes," the author_continued,_ignoring Jim, "Some_nights_I_just lose_it all and_break_out into_song..."

"Oh_maybe I'm boring," Jim put in,_"And_that's all I'm qualified to be..."

"There's just_one more hope in,"_Jack_took over, "The only_hope I can be freed_to keep..."

"As long as the words_are burning,_as long_as the count is improving," the three of them sang together,_"As long as the end is_coming nearer to you,_you'd better_believe_it!"

"That I would_do_anything for_a plot," the author put in, "And_you know_that it's true that I'm a_hack... I would do_anything_for a plot and that this_book is a piece of crap..."

"But_you'll never do it better_than_you_will for nanowrimo," Jack sang,_"So long, so slow..."

"And that I'll_do anything for_a plot, oh I will do anything_for_a plot" the author continued, "I_will_do anything for a plot, but_no,_no_I won't do that... No_I won't do that..."

"No he won't_do that..." Jim and Jack sang together, backing up_the author as_the fast music started.

"I would_do_anything_for