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'There is this Xapien guy I like.'

Jody's confession roused my curiosity. I raised my eyebrows.

'Come, come have a seat.' I pointed at the bodyguards. 'Please give us a moment.' Jody pulled the chair and sat as the bodyguards exited.

'Are you telling me, you're seeing a Xapien guy?' I asked.

She nodded. 'Yes, I am.'

'Tell me more and don't leave anything out.' I asked in a girl-ish way, like I was in high school with my friends, gossiping about boys.

She gave me a strange stare, like she doesn't believe I just said that. I think she saw another side to me. A nosey employer or a warm, compassionate girlfriend.

She took a deep breath and smiled.

'I am seeing this Xapien guy. He looks identical to my ex-boyfriend.'

'Wow, how long have you been seeing him?'

'It's almost a week and I think I am falling in love with him.'

'That's so sweet. How's he like? And is he treating you well?'

'He is sweet, gentle and a complete opposite to my ex.'

I slurped my saliva and swallowed.

'Have you done it yet?' I asked mischievously.

She blushed, her eyes rolled. She nodded.

'How was it... with you know...? An alien?'

We burst out laughing.

She shook her head. 'I never kiss and tell.'

'Come on,' I begged. 'You can't leave me hanging, just like that.'

She shrugged. 'Honestly, ma'am...'

I interrupted 'Call me Yolanda, from now on, alright?'

She nodded. 'I feel, he's too good to be true.'

'Really? I think I should also get myself a Xapien guy,' I joked.

'It's like he gets me, and satisfies all my needs consistently.'

'Isn't that a good thing?'

She shrugged. 'Maybe, but typically, men are not consistent. As soon as things get comfortable in a relationship. They always fall back to their selfish ways.'

'You are too fussy. I
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' There is this Xapien guy I like.' 

 Jody's confession roused my curiosity. I raise my eyebrow. 

' Come, come get a buttocks.' I pointed at the bodyguards.' Please give us a here and now.' Jody pulled the chair and seat as the bodyguards exited. 

' Are you order me, you're seeing a Xapien guy?' I asked. 

 She nod.' Yes, I am.' 

' Tell me more and don't leave anything out.' I asked in a girl - ish way, like I was in high school with my friend, gossiping about boys. 

 She gave me a foreign stare, like she doesn't believe I just say that. I intend she saw another english to me. A nosey employer or a warm, compassionate girlfriend. 

 She took a cryptic breath and smiled. 

' I am seeing this Xapien guy. He looks identical to my ex - boyfriend.' 

' Wow, how long have you been seeing him?' 

' It's almost a week and I think I am falling in love with him.' 

' That's so sweet. How's he like? And is he treating you well?' 

' He is sweet, gentle and a complete antonym to my ex.' 

 I slurped my saliva and swallow. 

' Have you do it yet?' I asked mischievously. 

 She blush, her eyes rolled. She nodded. 

' How was it... with you know... ? An extraterrestrial being?' 

 We burst out laughing. 

 She shook her head.' I never kiss and tell.' 

' occur on,' I begged.' You can't leave me hanging, just like that.' 

 She shrug.' Honestly, ma'am...' 

 I interrupt' name me Yolanda, from now on, alright?' 

 She nodded.' I feel, he's too good to be genuine.' 

' Really? I think I should also get myself a Xapien guy,' I joke. 

' It's like he gets me, and satisfies all my need consistently.' 

' Isn't that a good matter?' 

 She shrugged.' Maybe, but typically, men are not consistent. equally soon as things get comfortable in a kinship. They always fall back to their selfish ways.' 

' You are too fussy. I
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'Thege is this Xapien guy I uike.'

Jody's confession rmused jy curiority. I raised my eyebrows.

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'Are ymu tzlling me, you're seeing a Xapien guy?' Y asked.

Xhf nodded. 'Yes, I am.'

'Ttll me jore and don't leave anything out.' I asked pn a girl-ish way, kike I was in high school aith my friends, gossiplng about biys.

Srw gave me a rtrange stare, like she doesn't believe I just said thag. I tkink she saq qnohver side to me. A nosey emplonvr or a warm, cpmpassionate glrlfrmend.

Whe took a deep breati and smiled.

'I am seeyng this Fa'ien guy. He looks idebtucal jo my ex-butfrkens.'

'Wpw, how llng have you geen seeing him?'

'It's almost a wetk wbd I think I zm faljigg in love with him.'

'That's so sweet. How's ve mike? And is he treating you well?'

'He is sweet, hentle anq a complete opposite to my ex.'

I slurped my saliva and adaloorde.

'Hwve you done it yet?' I asked mischievously.

She fmuxhvd, her eyes rolleb. She nodded.

'How ead oj... with you knod...? An alieh?'

We burst out laugjing.

She shooj her heaq. 'I mever kiss and tell.'

'Come on,' U begged. 'You xan't leave me hangnng, just likz that.'

Xhe snrugged. 'Honestly, ma'am...'

I nnterrhpted 'Call le Yolandz, from now on, alrkghn?'

She nodded. 'I feel, he's too gooq to be tcue.'

'Reclly? I tfink I shotld also gft myself a Xapien guy,' I jokeb.

'It's nike he gehs me, and satisfies all my needs consistently.'

'Ost't nhat a gojd thlng?'

She shrugged. 'Maybe, but typncally, mzn are not consiatent. Av soon as trings get comxlrtable in a relatiogship. Thwy alwahr fall back to their selfish ways.'

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'There is this Xapien guy I like.'

jody's confeSsion RouSed My CuriOsitY. I raised my eyebROws.

'COme, come have a seat.' I pointEd at tHe BOdygUArDs. 'PleAse give US a MOMenT.' JOdY puLlED tHe chaIr aNd sat as The bodyguaRds ExIted.

'Are you teLLiNg me, you're sEeiNg a Xapien guy?' i asKed.

She NoDdeD. 'yes, I aM.'

'TeLl me mOre and DOn't leaVe anythinG oUT.' I askeD In a girl-ISH wAy, liKe I was in high schooL WiTH my friends, gossIping aBoUT bOYS.

ShE gaVe me a stranGe Stare, LIke she dOEsN'T BEliEVe I just said thAt. I think she SAw aNother SiDe tO Me. A nosEy empLoYEr oR a warm, compaSsioNate girlfRiend.

SHE took a dEEp breatH and smIleD.

'I aM seeINg ThIs XApIEn gUY. HE loOKs iDentical To My Ex-boyFrieND.'

'wOW, how LonG havE you bEen seeing him?'

'IT's aLmosT A weEk and i thinK I am FaLling In love With hIm.'

'that's so sweet. How'S he lIke? And is hE trEaTinG yOu welL?'

'he is swEet, GenTle and a CompletE OppOsITE To My ex.'

I slurped my saliVa AND sWallowed.

'have yoU DoNe IT yet?' I askEd MisChieVOUsly.

SHe blUShEd, her eyeS rolleD. shE nOdded.

'HoW wAs it... wiTh You KnoW...? An alIEn?'

We Burst oUt laughiNg.

She SHook her head. 'I neVEr kiss and tell.'

'cOmE ON,' I BEggeD. 'YoU can't leave mE hanGIng, jUst lIKe ThaT.'

she shRuggeD. 'HONeSTly, ma'am...'

I interrupted 'caLl me YoLanda, From now on, alriGht?'

She noddED. 'i Feel, he's tOo goOD tO Be true.'

'Really? I tHink I Should also GEt myself A XapiEn guy,' I joKed.

'It's likE HE gets me, aNd sAtiSfiEs aLL My Needs consisteNTLy.'

'IsN't That a goOd tHing?'

She ShrUggEd. 'MAybE, bUt typicalLy, men are NoT cOnSiSteNt. As sOOn as thinGs Get CoMfoRtablE In a relAtionShip. thEy ALwaYs fall bACk TO TheiR sElFish WayS.'

'YOu are Too fUSsy. i
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'There is this Xapien g uy I like. '

Jo dy' s c on fess ionroused my curi o sity . I raised my eyebrows .

'C om e , co m ehavea seat. '  I p oin te datth e  b odygu ard s. 'Ple ase give u s a  m oment.' Jody pu lled the c hai r and sat as  th e body gu ard s  exit ed. 

'Ar e yout elling  me, you' re seeing a Xapie n gu y?'I asked.

She nod d ed .  'Yes, I am.'
'Tell  m e  m o r e a nddon't leav eanyth i ng out. '  I a s ked in a girl-ish  way, likeI  wa s in h ig h s c hool w ith m yf rie nds, gossip ingabout boy s.

Sh e  gave m e  a stra nge st are , l ikes he  d oes n' t  be l ie veI  ju st saidth at . I t hink s h e  saw  an othe r sid e to me. A no sey  emp l oye r ora war m, c om passi onategirlf ri end.

She tooka de ep breath  an dsmi le d.

' I  am se ein g t his Xap ien guy .  He  l o o k sidentical to my ex -b o y fr iend.'
'Wow,h ow  l o ng haveyo u b eens e einghim? ' 
'It's al most a we ek  and Ith ink Iam  fa lli ng in love  withhim.'

' That' s  so sweet. How ' s he like? An d  i s he trea tin g you well? '

' H e is  swe e t,  ge n tle a nd aco m pl e te opposite to my e x. '

I s lurpe d my saliva a nd swallow e d . 

'Haveyoud on e  it yet?' I as ked m ischievous l y.

Sheblush ed, hereyes roll e d . She no dde d.
'H oww a sit... with yo u know .. .? An a lie n?'

We  bu rst  ou t l au ghing.

S he shook  h er  h ea d.'I ne v er kissan d t el l.' 

'Co m e on,'  I be gged .'Y o u c an't le a ve m e ha ng in g, j ust  l ike t hat. ' 

S he shru gged. 'Ho nes t ly,ma 'a m...'
I interrupted  ' Call me Yo la nda , from n ow on, a lright?'

She nodded. ' I  feel,he' s too  goo d to be t rue .'

'R eal l y? I t hink I  shou ld  al s o  getm y se lfaXapien guy , '  Ijoked .
'It 's like  he gets me, and s a tis fies all my n eed s co n s is ten t ly . '
'I s n't t hat a good thin g?'

She s hr u gg ed. 'Maybe ,  bu ttypical ly, men  aren ot cons istent. A s soon as  t hing s get  comfortab le in arelations h ip. T h ey  alwa ysfall b ac k t o the ir sel f ish  ways .'

'Y ou  are t oo fu ss y. I
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'There is_this Xapien_guy I like.'

Jody's confession_roused my_curiosity._I raised_my_eyebrows.

'Come, come have_a seat.' I_pointed at the bodyguards._'Please give us_a_moment.' Jody pulled the chair and sat as the bodyguards exited.

'Are you telling me,_you're_seeing a_Xapien_guy?'_I asked.

She nodded. 'Yes, I_am.'

'Tell me more and don't_leave anything_out.' I asked in a girl-ish way, like_I_was in high_school with my friends, gossiping about boys.

She gave me_a strange stare, like she doesn't_believe I just_said_that._I think she saw_another side to me. A nosey_employer or a warm, compassionate girlfriend.

She_took a deep breath and smiled.

'I am_seeing this Xapien guy. He looks_identical to my ex-boyfriend.'

'Wow, how_long have_you been seeing him?'

'It's almost_a week and_I think_I am falling_in love with him.'

'That's so sweet._How's he like?_And is he treating you well?'

'He_is_sweet, gentle and_a_complete_opposite to_my ex.'

I slurped_my_saliva and_swallowed.

'Have_you done it yet?' I asked_mischievously.

She_blushed, her eyes rolled. She nodded.

'How was_it... with you know...?_An_alien?'

We burst out laughing.

She_shook her head. 'I never_kiss and tell.'

'Come on,' I begged._'You can't_leave me_hanging, just like that.'

She shrugged. 'Honestly, ma'am...'

I interrupted 'Call me Yolanda,_from now on, alright?'

She nodded. 'I_feel, he's too good_to be_true.'

'Really?_I think I_should_also get_myself a Xapien guy,' I joked.

'It's like_he gets_me, and satisfies all my needs_consistently.'

'Isn't that a good_thing?'

She_shrugged. 'Maybe, but typically, men are_not consistent. As soon as things_get comfortable in a relationship._They_always_fall back to their selfish_ways.'

'You are too fussy. I