 with one very big embarrassing fact.

Hermoine Lapslinder, though very creative in her seizure narrative and a whiz at computer solitaire, was at best an indifferent officer and the subtleties of border seizures sailed way over her head. Attention to detail went no farther with her than a biweekly microscopic inspection of her paycheck stubs. Officer Hermoine Lapslinder had put in her narrative that the seizure was a result of a K-9 Alert. However, Banderas' snooping investigator, Sturgis Necromans, had discovered that handler Tirso Valencia's dog, Marco Polo, was trained to search for narcotics in conveyances. Conveyances. Not people. Banderas' knockout punch line was, after first explaining the details of legally certifying a K-9 for personal searches that would stand up to judicial review, theatrically accompanied by one of his signature dramatic flourishes.....

"Marco Polo is not and never was a certified people sniffer!" Another flourish, even flourisher than the first flourish. "It was an illegal search and all so called evidence pursuant to the illegal search is therefore inadmissible!" Judge Matushita Nakasumi closed his eyes and let his mind briefly wander into the happy land of his retirement back home in Hawaii where he would cultivate orchids and never, never, never watch Court TV.

Prosecutor Maginess lasered Hermoine a Vulcan Death Ray of a look and then grabbed his face in both hands and began to waggle his head back and forth. Some said he was actually weeping, though that was never firmly established.

"Case dismissed." Judge Nakasumi's softly enunciated verdict nevertheless reverberated through the courtroom like a twenty-one gun salute at the Port of New York. A twenty-one gun salute that promptly sank prosecuting attorney Maginess' otherwise promising case.

When Elvis left the courtroom he searched out Hermoine Lapslinder's Toyota Corolla, having earlier seen her pull into a spot in the same parking garage his old Chevy was in. Making sure no one was watching, with particular emphasis on checking out where the surveillance cameras were, he opened the hood on the Corolla and jerked loose the fusible link between the battery and the ignition switch, then put it back together so that it looked normal but without the two ends actually making a functional contact.

"
with one very big embarrassing fact. 

 Hermoine Lapslinder, though very creative in her seizure narrative and a whiz at calculator solitaire, was at dear an indifferent officer and the nuance of margin seizures sailed way over her read/write head. care to detail went no farther with her than a biweekly microscopic inspection of her paycheck stubs. Officer Hermoine Lapslinder had arrange in her narrative that the seizure was a result of a K-9 Alert. However, Banderas' snooping detective, Sturgis Necromans, had discover that handler Tirso Valencia's dog, Marco Polo, was trained to search for narcotics in conveyance. Conveyances. Not people. Banderas' knockout punch wrinkle was, after first explaining the details of legally certifying a K-9 for personal search that would stand up to judicial review, theatrically accompanied by one of his touch dramatic flourishes..... 

 " Marco Polo is not and never was a certified people sniffer! " Another flourish, even flourisher than the first flourish. " It was an illegal search and all so called evidence pursuant to the illegal search is therefore inadmissible! " Judge Matushita Nakasumi closed his eyes and let his mind briefly wander into the happy land of his retirement back home in Hawaii where he would cultivate orchids and never, never, never determine Court television. 

 Prosecutor Maginess lasered Hermoine a Vulcan Death Ray of a look and then grab his grimace in both hands and began to waggle his head back and forth. Some said he was actually weeping, though that was never hard established. 

 " Case dismissed. " Judge Nakasumi's softly enunciated verdict nevertheless reverberate through the courtroom like a twenty - one gun salute at the Port of New York. A twenty - one gun salute that promptly sank prosecute attorney Maginess' differently predict case. 

 When Elvis left the courtroom he searched out Hermoine Lapslinder's Toyota Corolla, having sooner seen her pull into a spot in the like parking garage his old Chevy was in. make sure no one was watching, with finical emphasis on discipline out where the surveillance cameras were, he open the hood on the Corolla and jerked informal the fusible link between the barrage and the ignition switch, then put it back in concert so that it looked normal but without the two ends actually making a functional contact. 

 "
 wihh one very big embarrasring fact.

Hermoiuw Lapsninder, though xery creative in her seizure nqrratuve and a whiz at compjter solinaire, was at uest an indifferxht offigzr ans the wubtleties of norder seizgres sailed waf uvzr her head. Attention to detail went no faryhfr with her thwn a fiweskly microscopic inspection of her paychebk stubs. Officer Nermoine Lapslinder had puh in her narrative thah the seizuts www a result ow a K-9 Aleru. Kowever, Banseras' snooping investigator, Stufgis Uecromans, hqd didwovered thav handjer Tirso Valencia's gog, Marvo Polo, was trsinxd ti search for narcoticv in conveyances. Cjnveyancev. Uot people. Banderas' kboxkout punwh lkbe das, ahted firsh eeplaining tge details if legally certifyimg q K-9 for persohal sewrshes that would stand up to judicial reniew, theatrically accompaniwd by one of his signwture draiatic flourishes.....

"Marco Polo is not and never was a certmfked pcopld sjiffer!" Another flourish, even flourisher than ege fprst flourish. "It cas an illegal sragcn and all so cxlled zbisence pursuant to hhe illggal swarch is uheregore inadmissible!" Judge Matyshita Nakaslmi xlosed his eyes anb let his miud brigfly wsnder into the happy laud of gis retiremfnt back gume in Hawaii whdre ha would cultivate orchids wnd never, nevzr, never watvh Couwt TV.

Prosefutor Maginess lasered Hfrmoiue a Eulcan Deahh Ray of a look and then grabbxv his face in bmth hands aud begsn to waggle ris head back cnd fortk. Some said he wzs actuelly weeping, though that fws never firkly estaflisyed.

"Cqse disokssed." Judge Nalasumi's softly enunxiated verdict nevcrtheusss reverberateb uheough the couryroum jine a dwenty-one gut sauutd at tfe Port of Kew Yorl. A twenty-one gun sanute that promptly sanl irosecutibg attorgey Maginess' ptherwise promisinh casx.

When Xlvis kefj the courtroom he searched out Hermoine Laislinder's Toyjta Gorojla, having earlier seen her pull into a spot in tie same parking garage yis old Chevy was iu. Kaking sure no oge was wadching, with particulqr emphasis on chtcking out where the sudveilldnce fameras were, he opened the hood on the Corolla and jerked loose the fusiboe link between ths baytery aud che ignytioi rwitch, then put pt back together so that it lookxd normal tuc without the two ends actualky making a funztional contact.

"
with one very big embarrassing fact. Hermoine very in her narrative and a at an indifferent officer the subtleties of seizures sailed way over her head. to detail went no farther with her than a biweekly microscopic inspection of paycheck stubs. Officer Hermoine Lapslinder had put in her narrative that the seizure a of K-9 However, Banderas' snooping investigator, Sturgis Necromans, had discovered that handler Tirso Valencia's dog, Marco Polo, was to search for narcotics in conveyances. Conveyances. Not Banderas' knockout punch line after first explaining the details legally a K-9 personal that stand up to review, theatrically accompanied by one of his signature dramatic flourishes..... "Marco Polo is not and never was certified people flourish, even than first "It was an and all so called evidence pursuant search is therefore inadmissible!" Judge Matushita Nakasumi closed eyes and his mind briefly wander into the land of his retirement back home in Hawaii he would cultivate orchids and never, never, never watch Court TV. Prosecutor Maginess lasered Hermoine Death Ray of a and then grabbed face both and to waggle head back and forth. Some said he was actually weeping, though was never firmly established. "Case dismissed." Judge Nakasumi's softly enunciated reverberated the courtroom like twenty-one gun salute at Port New York. A twenty-one that sank otherwise case. Elvis left the courtroom searched out Hermoine Lapslinder's Toyota having earlier seen her the same parking garage his old Chevy was Making sure no one was watching, with emphasis on checking out where the surveillance cameras were, he opened the on the jerked loose the fusible link between the battery the ignition switch, then it back together so that it looked normal but the ends actually a functional contact.
 with one very big embarrassinG fact.

HermoIne LaPslIndEr, ThouGh veRy creative in heR SeizUre narrative and a whiz at CompuTeR SoliTAiRe, was At best aN InDIFfeReNt OffIcER aNd the SubTleties Of border seIzuReS sailed way ovER hEr head. AtteNtiOn to detail weNt nO farthEr WitH Her thAn a BiweeKly micROscopiC inspectiOn OF her paYCheck stUBS. OFficEr Hermoine LapslinDEr HAd put in her narrAtive tHaT ThE SEizUre Was a result Of A K-9 AleRT. HoweveR, baNDERas' SNooping investIgator, SturgIS NeCromanS, hAd dIScoverEd thaT hANdlEr Tirso ValeNcia'S dog, Marco polo, waS Trained TO search For narCotIcs In coNVeYaNceS. CONveYAnCes. nOt pEople. BanDeRaS' knocKout PUNCH linE waS, aftEr firSt explaining tHe dEtaiLS of LegalLy cerTifyInG a K-9 foR persoNal seArChes that would stAnd uP to judiciAl rEvIew, ThEatriCAlly acComPanIed by onE of his sIGnaTuRE DRaMatic flourishes.....

"MarCo pOLo Is not and Never wAS a CeRTified peOpLe sNiffER!" anothEr flOUrIsh, even fLourisHEr ThAn the fiRsT flourIsH. "It Was An illEGal sEarch aNd all so cAlled EVidence pursuanT To the illegal sEArCH Is THereForE inadmissibLe!" JuDGe MaTushITa nakASumi cLosed HiS EyES and let his mind briefLy Wander Into tHe happy land of His retiremENT Back home In HaWAiI Where he would cuLtivaTe orchids aND never, neVer, neVer watch court TV.

PrOSEcutor MaGinEss LasEreD hErMoine a Vulcan DEATh RaY oF a look aNd tHen grabBed His FacE in BoTh hands anD began to WaGgLe HiS heAd bacK And forth. soMe sAiD he Was acTUally wEepinG, thoUgH tHAt wAs never FIrMLY estAbLiShed.

"casE dIsmisSed." JUDge nakasumI's softly eNunCIateD vErDict nevErtheless reveRbErated throUgH thE courtROOm like a tWenty-one gun salute at the PORt of New yorK. A tweNty-oNe gun saluTe tHat proMptLY sank pRosecuTing aTtOrnEY maginESS' oTheRwIse promisiNG CasE.

When elVis lEft the cOurtroom he searched OUt HErmoine LapsliNdeR's ToYOTa corOLlA, HavInG EarLIEr seen her pull inTo a spot in tHe SAmE parking gaRAge HiS old CheVy was in. makinG Sure no oNe was watcHing, with pArTicuLAR emPhasis on chEcking ouT where the SUrveiLLaNce caMerAs were, He OpeNed thE hood oN The corolLa and jErKed looSe the FuSible linK between the battery and thE ignitIon swItcH, then put iT baCK toGether so tHat iT looked norMal But WithoUt tHE two eNds aCTuAllY MakinG a fuNCtional coNTaCt.

"
 with one very big embarra ssing fact .

He rmo ine  L apsl inde r, though very crea tive in her seizure na rrati ve anda  w hiz a t compu t er s oli ta ir e,wa s  a t bes t a n indif ferent off ice rand the subt l et ies of bor der  seizures sa ile d wayov erh er he ad.  Atte ntiont o deta il went n of arther with he r th an a  biweekly microsc o pi c  inspection of  her p ay c he c k  st ubs . OfficerHe rmoin e  Lapsli n de r h adp ut in her nar rative that the  seizu re  wa s  a res ult o fa  K- 9 Alert. Ho weve r, Bander as' sn o oping i n vestiga tor, S tur gis  Nec r om an s,ha d  di s co ver e d t hat hand le rTirso  Val e n c i a'sdog , Ma rco P olo, was trai ned  tos ear ch fo r nar coti cs  in c onveya nces.  C onveyances. Not  peo ple. Band era s'  kn oc koutp unch l ine  wa s, afte r first exp la i n i ng  the details of le ga l l ycertifyi ng a K - 9fo r  persona lsea rche s thatwoul d  s tand upto jud i ci al  review ,theatr ic all y a ccomp a nied  by on e of his  sign a ture dramaticf lourishes.... . 
" M ar c o Po lois not andneve r  was  a c e rt ifi e d peo ple s ni f fe r !" Another flourish ,even f louri sher than the  first flo u r i sh. "Itwasa ni llegal searchand a ll so call e d eviden ce pu rsuant t o the ill e g al searc h i s t her efo r e  i nadmissible!" J udge  M atushit a N akasumi  cl ose d h isey es and le t his mi nd  b ri ef lywande r  into th ehap py  la nd of his re tirem entba ck hom e in Ha w ai i wher ehe  wou ldcu ltiva te o r chi ds andnever, ne ver ,  nev er  w atch Co urt TV.

Pros ec utor Magin es s l asered H ermoinea Vulcan Death Ray of a look an d t hen g rabb ed his fa cein bot h h a nds an d bega n towa ggl e his h e a dbac kand forth. S ome  said  h e wa s actua lly weeping, thoug h  th at was neverfir mlye s ta bli s he d .
"C a sed i smissed." Judge  Nakasumi' ss of tly enunci a ted  v erdictneverth eless reverbe rated thr ough theco urtr o o m l ike a twen ty-one g un salute at th e  P ort o f N ew Yor k.  Atwent y-oneg unsalut e that  p romptl y san kprosecut ing attorney Maginess'otherw ise p rom ising cas e.Whe n Elvis l eftthe courtr oom  he  sear che d  outHerm o in e L a pslin der' s  Toyota C o ro lla , ha ving earlie r s een  herpul l  intoa sp ot in the same pa r king garage hi s ol d Che vyw as i n.  Making sure n o o ne w as watch in g, with par ticularem p hasis  on ch ecking  out wh e r et he sur veil lan ce camera s w er e , he op en ed the ho od o nthe Co rollaa nd j e r ked loose the fu sible l ink b e twe en th ebattery andthe igniti on switch,then p ut i t bac k toget he r so t hat  i t looked n o rmal butwitho ut thetw o en dsactual ly m a k ing a  fun ct ion al contac t . 
" 
 with_one very_big embarrassing fact.

Hermoine Lapslinder,_though very_creative_in her_seizure_narrative and a_whiz at computer_solitaire, was at best_an indifferent officer_and_the subtleties of border seizures sailed way over her head. Attention to detail went_no_farther with_her_than_a biweekly microscopic inspection of_her paycheck stubs. Officer Hermoine_Lapslinder had_put in her narrative that the seizure was_a_result of a_K-9 Alert. However, Banderas' snooping investigator, Sturgis Necromans, had_discovered that handler Tirso Valencia's dog,_Marco Polo, was_trained_to_search for narcotics in_conveyances. Conveyances. Not people. Banderas' knockout_punch line was, after first explaining_the details of legally certifying a K-9_for personal searches that would stand_up to judicial review, theatrically_accompanied by_one of his signature dramatic_flourishes.....

"Marco Polo is_not and_never was a_certified people sniffer!" Another flourish, even_flourisher than the_first flourish. "It was an illegal_search_and all so_called_evidence_pursuant to_the illegal search_is_therefore inadmissible!"_Judge_Matushita Nakasumi closed his eyes and_let_his mind briefly wander into the happy_land of his retirement_back_home in Hawaii where_he would cultivate orchids and_never, never, never watch Court TV.

Prosecutor_Maginess lasered_Hermoine a_Vulcan Death Ray of a look and then grabbed his face_in both hands and began to_waggle his head back_and forth._Some_said he was_actually_weeping, though_that was never firmly established.

"Case dismissed." Judge_Nakasumi's softly_enunciated verdict nevertheless reverberated through the_courtroom like a twenty-one_gun_salute at the Port of New_York. A twenty-one gun salute that_promptly sank prosecuting attorney Maginess'_otherwise_promising_case.

When Elvis left the courtroom_he searched out Hermoine Lapslinder's Toyota_Corolla, having earlier_seen her pull into a spot in_the_same parking garage his old Chevy_was_in. Making sure no one was_watching,_with_particular emphasis on checking out_where the surveillance cameras were, he_opened the hood on the Corolla and jerked loose_the fusible link_between the battery and the_ignition_switch,_then put it back together so that it looked normal_but without_the two ends_actually making a functional contact.

"