Jack Wack drove the dilapidated Gremlin into the cave and though there was barely enough room to use it, they did it anyway. It was amusing to watch the car go through the cave as the two men in it ducked stalactites and stalagmites driving through an improbably insane course. They wondered just where in fact they would be able to find the Black Fossil in such a massively immense and ugly group of caves.

"How the hell are we supposed to find anything in here?" Jim wondered, "This is an old and damp cave that hasn't been traveled in about five hundred years."

"Sounds like it's promising," Jack said, "All we need to do though is follow the corpses."

"Right," Jim agreed.

It was as easy as that. Jack drove and took a turn every time he found a new corpse anywhere along the route. Of course, the corpses are hundreds of years old and have bits of mummified flesh hanging off of them which made the place really disgusting to look at. Of course, since the author was eating dinner and actually watching a comedy movie the corpses won't be described in all their glory.

"Where the hell did all the dead people come from?" Jack wondered, "Did the Black Fossil get this many people killed?"

"Nah," Jim said, "They probably broke the crematorium and needed a place to dump the bodies. Same as that dickwad in Georgia a few years back."

"Nice image, Jimbo," Jack said, shaking his head, "Can we just finish this ridiculous thing. The sooner we find it, the sooner we get to finish."

"That's what your last boyfriend said," Jim grinned, "Anyway, we have to have some stupid banter before we actually find this crap."

"Yeah," Jack nodded, "But if you keep with this idiotic banter you're going to annoy everyone."

"You already have," the author told them, "Move on."

"What's that up ahead?" Jim asked, "Looks weird whatever it is."

"I wonder what the hell it is," Jack asked, "Should we go to it?"

"Hell yes," Jim nodded, "This could be the culmination of all our hopes and desires for this book."

"No it's not," Jack said, "We still have over
Jack Wack drove the dilapidated Gremlin into the cave and though there was barely adequate room to practice it, they do it anyway. It was amusing to determine the car belong through the cave as the two men in it ducked stalactite and stalagmites driving through an improbably harebrained path. They wondered barely where in fact they would be able to find the Black Fossil in such a massively immense and atrocious group of caves. 

 " How the hell are we supposed to find anything in here? " Jim wondered, " This is an erstwhile and damp cave that hasn't been traveled in about five hundred years. " 

 " sound like it's promising, " Jack said, " All we need to do though is postdate the corpses. " 

 " Right, " Jim agreed. 

 It was as easy as that. Jack drove and consume a turn every time he found a new corpse anywhere along the path. Of course, the corpses are hundreds of years old and have bits of mummified flesh hanging off of them which made the topographic point really disgusting to look at. Of naturally, since the writer was feed dinner and actually watching a comedy movie the corpses won't be described in all their glory. 

 " Where the hell did all the dead citizenry come from? " Jack wondered, " Did the Black Fossil get this many people killed? " 

 " Nah, " Jim said, " They credibly broke the crematorium and needed a place to dump the bodies. Same as that dickwad in Georgia a few year back. " 

 " Nice image, Jimbo, " Jack said, shaking his head, " Can we barely finish this ridiculous thing. The preferably we find it, the preferably we get to finish. " 

 " That's what your last boyfriend said, " Jim grinned, " anyhow, we have to have some dazed banter before we actually find this bullshit. " 

 " Yeah, " Jack nodded, " But if you keep with this idiotic banter you're going to annoy everyone. " 

 " You already receive, " the author told them, " Move on. " 

 " What's that up ahead? " Jim asked, " expect weird whatever it is. " 

 " I wonder what the hell it is, " Jack asked, " Should we go to it? " 

 " Hell yes, " Jim nodded, " This could be the culmination of all our hopes and desires for this record. " 

 " No it's not, " Jack said, " We still experience over
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Jack Wack drove the dilapidatEd Gremlin iNto thE caVe aNd ThouGh thEre was barely enOUgh rOom to use it, they did it anyWay. It WaS AmusINg To watCh the caR Go THRouGh ThE caVe AS tHe two Men In it ducKed stalactIteS aNd stalagmiteS DrIving throuGh aN improbably iNsaNe courSe. theY WondeRed Just wHere in FAct theY would be aBlE To find THe Black fOSsIl in Such a massively immENsE And ugly group of Caves.

"HOw THe HELl aRe wE supposed tO fInd anYThing in HErE?" jIM woNDered, "This is an Old and damp cAVe tHat hasN't BeeN TravelEd in aBoUT fiVe hundred yeArs."

"SOunds like It's proMIsing," JaCK said, "AlL we neeD to Do tHougH Is FoLloW tHE coRPsEs."

"RIGht," jim agreeD.

IT wAs as eAsy aS THAT. JacK drOve aNd tooK a turn every tiMe hE fouND a nEw corPse anYwheRe Along The rouTe. Of cOuRse, the corpses arE hunDreds of yeArs OlD anD hAve biTS of mumMifIed Flesh haNging ofF Of tHeM WHIcH made the place reallY dISGuSting to lOok at. OF CoUrSE, since thE aUthOr waS EAting DinnER aNd actualLy watcHInG a Comedy mOvIe the cOrPseS woN't be dEScriBed in aLl their gLory.

"WHEre the hell did aLL the dead peoplE CoME FrOM?" JacK woNdered, "Did thE BlaCK FosSil gET tHis MAny peOple kIlLEd?"

"nAh," Jim said, "They probabLy Broke tHe creMatorium and neEded a place TO DUmp the boDies. sAmE As that dickwad iN GeorGia a few yeaRS back."

"NicE imagE, Jimbo," JaCk said, shaKINg his heaD, "CaN we JusT fiNISh This ridiculouS THing. thE sooner We fInd it, thE soOneR we Get To Finish."

"ThaT's what yoUr LaSt BoYfrIend sAId," Jim griNnEd, "ANyWay, We havE To have Some sTupiD bAnTEr bEfore we ACtUALly fInD tHis cRap."

"yeAh," JacK nodDEd, "BUt if you Keep with tHis IDiotIc BaNter you'Re going to annoY eVeryone."

"You AlReaDy have," THE author tOld them, "Move on."

"What's that uP Ahead?" JiM asKed, "LoOks wEird whateVer It is."

"I wOndER what tHe hell It is," JAcK asKED, "ShouLD We Go tO iT?"

"Hell yes," JiM NOddEd, "ThiS cOuld Be the cuLmination of all our hOPes And desires for ThiS booK."

"nO iT's nOT," JACk sAiD, "we sTILl have over
Jack Wack drove the dilapi dated Grem lin i nto  th ecave  and  though therew as b arely enough room to u se it ,t heyd id  it a nyway.I tw a s a mu si ngto wa tch t hecar gothrough th e c av e as the two me n in it du cke d stalactite s a nd sta la gmi t es dr ivi ng th rougha n impr obably in sa n e cour s e. They w on dere d just where in f a ct they would beable t of in d the  Bl ack Fossil  i n suc h  a mass i ve l y imm e nse and uglygroup of ca v es. 

"How  t heh ell ar e wesu p pos ed to findanyt hing in h ere?"J im wond e red, "T his is  an  ol d an d  d am p c av e  th a thas n 'tbeen tra ve le d inabou t f i ve h und redyears ."

"Sounds l ike  it' s  pr omisi ng,"Jack  s aid,"All w e nee dto do though is  fol low the c orp se s." 
"Righ t ," Jim  ag ree d.

Itwas ase asy  a s t ha t. Jack drove andto o k  a  turn ev ery ti m ehe found ane w c orps e anywh erea lo ng the r oute.O fco urse, t he  corps es  ar e h undre d s of  years  old and  have bits of mummif i ed flesh hang i ng o ff of t hem  which made  the plac e re a ll y d i sgust ing t ol oo k  at. Of course, sin ce  the a uthor  was eating d inner anda c t ually wa tchi n ga  comedy moviethe c orpses won ' t be des cribe d in all  their gl o r y.

"Whe rethe  he lld i dall the deadp e ople  c ome fro m?"  Jack w ond ere d,"Di dthe Black  Fossilge tth is  ma ny pe o ple kill ed ?"
" Nah ," Ji m  said,  "The y pr ob ab l y b roke th e  c r e mato ri um  and  ne ed ed aplac e  to  dump t he bodies . S a me a sth at dick wad in Georgi aa few year sbac k."

" N i ce image , Jimbo," Jack said, sh a king hi s h ead,"Can  we justfin ish th isr idicul ous th ing.Th e s o o ner w e fi ndit , the soon e r  we  getto  fin ish."
"That's what yourl ast  boyfriend sa id, " Ji m gr inn e d, "An yw a y,w e  have to have s ome stupid  b a nt er beforew e a ct ually f ind thi s cra p ."

"Ye ah," Jack  nodded,"B ut i f you  keep with  this id iotic ban t er yo u 'r e goi ngto ann oy  ev eryon e."

" Y oualrea dy hav e, " theautho rtold the m, "Move on."

"What'sthat u p ahe ad? " Jim ask ed, "Lo oks weird  wha tever it i s." 

" I won der whattheh el l i t  is,"  Jac k  asked, " S ho uld w ego to it?"" H ell  yes, " J i m nodd ed,"This could be th e  culmination o f al l our  ho p es a nd  desires for t his  b o o k."

"No  i t's not," J ack said ," We st ill ha ve ove r
Jack Wack_drove the_dilapidated Gremlin into the_cave and_though_there was_barely_enough room to_use it, they_did it anyway. It_was amusing to_watch_the car go through the cave as the two men in it ducked stalactites_and_stalagmites driving_through_an_improbably insane course. They wondered_just where in fact they_would be_able to find the Black Fossil in such_a_massively immense and_ugly group of caves.

"How the hell are we supposed_to find anything in here?" Jim_wondered, "This is_an_old_and damp cave that_hasn't been traveled in about five_hundred years."

"Sounds like it's promising," Jack_said, "All we need to do though_is follow the corpses."

"Right," Jim agreed.

It_was as easy as that._Jack drove_and took a turn every_time he found_a new_corpse anywhere along_the route. Of course, the corpses_are hundreds of_years old and have bits of_mummified_flesh hanging off_of_them_which made_the place really_disgusting_to look_at._Of course, since the author was_eating_dinner and actually watching a comedy movie_the corpses won't be_described_in all their glory.

"Where_the hell did all the_dead people come from?" Jack wondered,_"Did the_Black Fossil_get this many people killed?"

"Nah," Jim said, "They probably broke the_crematorium and needed a place to_dump the bodies. Same_as that_dickwad_in Georgia a_few_years back."

"Nice_image, Jimbo," Jack said, shaking his head,_"Can we_just finish this ridiculous thing. The_sooner we find it,_the_sooner we get to finish."

"That's what_your last boyfriend said," Jim grinned,_"Anyway, we have to have_some_stupid_banter before we actually find_this crap."

"Yeah," Jack nodded, "But if_you keep with_this idiotic banter you're going to annoy_everyone."

"You_already have," the author told them,_"Move_on."

"What's that up ahead?" Jim asked,_"Looks_weird_whatever it is."

"I wonder what_the hell it is," Jack asked,_"Should we go to it?"

"Hell yes," Jim nodded, "This_could be the_culmination of all our hopes_and_desires_for this book."

"No it's not," Jack said, "We still have_over