 all the time." He leaned towards the others. "Just how the hell do these people think they can control the whole goddamn world when half of them are nutballs like that one who just by us on that ridiculous pogo stick."

"I had a pogo stick," fumed a curvaceous Belgian Babe that Mr. Former Exchange Student had the hots for, "And I was pretty good at it." Which had the dual effect of shutting off any further conversation on the subject and also deep sixing Mr. Former Exchange Student's chances with the formerly pogo sticking Belgian Babe.

Eloise didn't quite make it. The gulls caught her just as she passed Mingo Aleppo's Bowling Alley and made her look like she'd been paint balled by some malicious prankster or maybe had herself a really, really funky Halloween costume. Which Mingo Aleppo saw with his own stunned eyes when she pogosticked by his bowling alley and was suddenly bombarded from the sky with seagull dung. A story which, although Mingo knew to be absolutely true, was greeted by derision and catcalls when he tried to tell it from the speaker's lectern at the next Santa Maria Island Rotary Club meeting. Prompting him to indignantly resign his position as the official scorekeeper for the Rotary Club Bowling League and discontinue the free peanuts from the Club's bowling night.

Merci Mia Smudge Perslacken took Eloise Chang into the ladies room and helped her clean off the seagull residue from her body. Eloise, however, was by no means angered by the seagull incident. She thought it was hilarious, no doubt considerably enhanced by the tequila molecules bouncing around in her recent Chinese immigrant brain. Unused as it was to the tequila effect otherwise widely known and appreciated in the great parter of the United States, Mexico and lots of other places. She returned to the table of tequila swillers, where they had all finished their sea bass dinners--and Art with his cheeseburger with onions and mushrooms--and were now desserting on chocolate éclairs, with a grin on her recently washed face.

"Lookin' good, gal," Smashnose Fred said through a numbing tequila haze. And then proceeded to put both feet firmly in his mouth. Fred not the type of person for whom alcohol
all the time. " He leaned towards the others. " Just how the hell do these citizenry remember they can control the whole goddamn world when half of them are nutballs like that one who precisely by us on that ridiculous pogo stick. " 

 " I have a pogo stick, " fumed a curvaceous Belgian Babe that Mr. Former Exchange Student had the hots for, " And I was pretty adept at it. " Which had the dual impression of exclude off any further conversation on the subject and also deep sixing Mr. Former Exchange Student's chances with the formerly pogo stick Belgian Babe. 

 Eloise didn't quite make it. The gulls caught her barely as she passed Mingo Aleppo's Bowling Alley and made her look like she'd been key balled by some malicious prankster or maybe had herself a really, really fetid Halloween costume. Which Mingo Aleppo saw with his own stunned eyes when she pogosticked by his bowling alley and was suddenly bombarded from the sky with gull droppings. A fib which, although Mingo knew to be absolutely true, was greeted by derision and catcalls when he tried to tell it from the loudspeaker's lectern at the next Santa Maria Island Rotary Club merging. Prompting him to indignantly resign his position as the official scorekeeper for the Rotary Club Bowling League and break the barren peanuts from the Club's bowling night. 

 Merci Mia Smudge Perslacken take Eloise Chang into the ladies room and helped her clean off the seagull remainder from her body. Eloise, however, was by no means angered by the seagull incident. She thought it was hilarious, no doubt considerably enhanced by the tequila molecules bouncing around in her recent Chinese immigrant mind. Unused as it was to the tequila consequence otherwise widely known and appreciated in the great parter of the United States, Mexico and bunch of other places. She returned to the mesa of tequila swillers, where they had all finished their sea bass dinner -- and Art with his cheeseburger with onion and mushrooms -- and were now desserting on cocoa éclairs, with a grin on her recently washed face. 

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all the time." He leaned towards the how hell do people think they world half of them nutballs like that who just by us on that pogo stick." "I had a pogo stick," fumed a curvaceous Belgian Babe that Former Exchange Student had the hots for, "And I was pretty good at Which the effect shutting off any further conversation on the subject and also deep sixing Mr. Former Exchange Student's with the formerly pogo sticking Belgian Babe. Eloise quite make it. The caught her just as she Mingo Bowling Alley made look she'd been paint by some malicious prankster or maybe had herself a really, really funky Halloween costume. Which Mingo Aleppo with his eyes when pogosticked his alley and was from the sky with seagull dung. although Mingo knew to be absolutely true, was by derision catcalls when he tried to tell from the speaker's lectern at the next Santa Island Rotary Club meeting. Prompting him to indignantly resign his position as the official scorekeeper Rotary Club Bowling League discontinue the free from Club's night. Mia Smudge took Eloise Chang into the ladies room and helped her clean the seagull residue from her body. Eloise, however, was by angered the seagull incident. thought it was hilarious, doubt enhanced by the tequila around her brain. as was to the tequila otherwise widely known and appreciated the great parter of lots of other places. She returned to the of tequila swillers, where they had all their sea bass dinners--and Art with his cheeseburger with onions and mushrooms--and now desserting éclairs, with a grin on her recently washed "Lookin' good, gal," Smashnose said through a numbing tequila haze. And then proceeded put feet firmly his mouth. Fred the type of for whom alcohol
 all the time." He leaned towards The others. "JUst hoW thE heLl Do thEse pEople think they CAn coNtrol the whole goddamn woRld whEn HAlf oF ThEm are NutballS LiKE ThaT oNe Who JuST bY us on ThaT ridicuLous pogo stIck."

"i hAd a pogo stick," FUmEd a curvaceOus belgian Babe tHat mr. FormEr excHAnge STudEnt haD the hoTS for, "AnD I was pretTy GOod at iT." which haD THe Dual Effect of shutting oFF aNY further converSation On THe SUBjeCt aNd also deep SiXing MR. former EXChANGE StUDent's chances wIth the formeRLy pOgo stiCkIng bElgian babe.

ELoISe dIdn't quite maKe it. the gulls cAught hER just as SHe passeD Mingo alePpo'S BowLInG ALleY aND maDE hEr lOOk lIke she'd bEeN pAint bAlleD BY SOme mAliCiouS pranKster or maybe hAd hErseLF a rEally, ReallY funKy halloWeen coStume. whIch Mingo Aleppo sAw wiTh his own sTunNeD eyEs When sHE pogosTicKed By his boWling alLEy aNd WAS SuDdenly bombarded froM tHE SkY with seaGull duNG. A StORy which, aLtHouGh MiNGO knew To be ABsOlutely tRue, was GReEtEd by derIsIon and CaTcaLls When hE TrieD to telL it from tHe speAKer's lectern at tHE next Santa MarIA ISLAnD rotaRy CLub meeting. PRompTIng hIm to INdIgnANtly rEsign HiS PoSItion as the official sCoRekeepEr for The Rotary Club bowling LeaGUE And discoNtinUE tHE free peanuts frOm the club's bowliNG night.

MeRci MiA Smudge PErslacken TOOk Eloise chaNg iNto The LADiEs room and helpED Her cLeAn off thE seAgull reSidUe fRom Her BoDy. Eloise, hOwever, waS bY nO mEaNs aNgereD By the seaGuLl iNcIdeNt. She THought It was HilaRiOuS, No dOubt conSIdERAbly EnHaNced By tHe TequiLa moLEcuLes bounCing arounD in HEr reCeNt chinese Immigrant braiN. UNused as it wAs To tHe tequILA effect oTherwise widely known and aPPreciatEd iN the gReat Parter of tHe UNited STatES, MexicO and loTs of oThEr pLACes. ShE REtUrnEd To the table OF TeqUila sWiLlerS, where tHey had all finished tHEir Sea bass dinnerS--anD Art WITh His CHeESebUrGEr wITH onions and mushrOoms--and werE nOW dEsserting oN ChoCoLate éclAirs, witH a griN On her reCently wasHed face.

"LoOkIn' goOD, Gal," smashnose FRed said tHrough a nuMBing tEQuIla haZe. ANd then PrOceEded tO put boTH feEt firMly in hIs Mouth. FRed noT tHe type of Person for whom alcohol
 all the time." He leanedtowards th e oth ers . " Ju st h ow t he hell do the s e pe ople think they can co ntrol  t h e wh o le  godd amn wor l dw h enha lf  of  t h em  arenut balls l ike that o newh o just by us on  that ridi cul ous pogo sti ck. "

"Iha d a pogosti ck,"fumeda  curva ceous Bel gi a n Babe that Mr . Fo rmer  Exchange Student ha d  the hots for,  "AndIw as p ret tygood at it ."  Whic h  had th e  d u a l  ef f ect of shutti ng off anyf urt her co nv ers a tion o n the  s u bje ct and also  dee p sixingMr. Fo r mer Exc h ange St udent' s c han cesw it hthe  f o rme r ly  po g o s tickingBe lg ian B abe. E l oise  di dn't  quit e make it. Th e g ulls cau ght h er ju st a sshe p assedMingo  A leppo's Bowling  All ey and ma dehe r l oo k lik e  she'd  be enpaint b alled b y  so me m a li cious prankster or  m a y be  had her self a re al l y, reall yfun ky H a l lowee n co s tu me. Whic h Ming o  A le ppo saw  w ith hi sown  st unned eyes  whenshe pogo stick e d by his bowli n g alley and w a ss u dd e nlybom barded from  the skywith se agu l l dun g. Ast o ry which, although Min go  knewto be  absolutely t rue, was g r e e ted by d eris i on and catcalls w hen h e tried to tell itfromthe spea ker's lec t e rn at th e n ext  Sa nta M ar ia Island Rot a r y Cl ub  meetin g.Prompti nghim  to  in di gnantly r esign hi spo si ti onas th e  officia lsco re kee per f o r theRotar y Cl ub  B o wli ng Leag u ea n d di sc on tinu e t he  free  pea n uts  from t he Club's  bo w ling  n ig ht.

Me rci Mia Smudg ePerslacken  t ook  Elois e Chang in to the ladies room andh elped h erclean  off  the seag ull  resid uef rom he r body . Elo is e,h o wever , wa s b yno means a n g ere d byth e se agull i ncident. She thoug h t i t was hilario us,  nod o ub t c o ns i der ab l y e n h anced by the te quila mole cu l es  bouncinga rou nd  in her  recent  Chin e se immi grant bra in. Unuse das i t was  to the te quila ef fect othe r wisew id ely k now n andap pre ciate d in t h e g reatparter  o f theUnite dStates,Mexico and lots of othe r plac es. S hereturnedtot hetable oftequ ila swille rs,  wh ere t hey had a ll f i ni she d  thei r se a  bass din n er s-- a n dArt with hi s c hee sebur ger with o nion s and mushrooms-- a nd were now de sser t i ngonc hoco la te éclairs, wi thag r in on he rrecently wa shed fac e. 
"Loo kin' g ood, g al," Sm a s hn o se Fre d sa idthrough a  nu mb i ng tequ il ah aze. A nd t he n proc eededt o pu t both feet firmly  in h i s  mout h . F red n ot  the ty p e of  person fo r whom alco hol
 all_the time."_He leaned towards the_others. "Just_how_the hell_do_these people think_they can control_the whole goddamn world_when half of_them_are nutballs like that one who just by us on that ridiculous pogo stick."

"I_had_a pogo_stick,"_fumed_a curvaceous Belgian Babe that_Mr. Former Exchange Student had_the hots_for, "And I was pretty good at it."_Which_had the dual_effect of shutting off any further conversation on the_subject and also deep sixing Mr._Former Exchange Student's_chances_with_the formerly pogo sticking_Belgian Babe.

Eloise didn't quite make it._The gulls caught her just as_she passed Mingo Aleppo's Bowling Alley and_made her look like she'd been_paint balled by some malicious_prankster or_maybe had herself a really,_really funky Halloween_costume. Which_Mingo Aleppo saw_with his own stunned eyes when_she pogosticked by_his bowling alley and was suddenly_bombarded_from the sky_with_seagull_dung. A_story which, although_Mingo_knew to_be_absolutely true, was greeted by derision_and_catcalls when he tried to tell it_from the speaker's lectern_at_the next Santa Maria_Island Rotary Club meeting. Prompting_him to indignantly resign his position_as the_official scorekeeper_for the Rotary Club Bowling League and discontinue the free peanuts_from the Club's bowling night.

Merci Mia_Smudge Perslacken took Eloise_Chang into_the_ladies room and_helped_her clean_off the seagull residue from her body._Eloise, however,_was by no means angered by_the seagull incident. She_thought_it was hilarious, no doubt considerably_enhanced by the tequila molecules bouncing_around in her recent Chinese_immigrant_brain._Unused as it was to_the tequila effect otherwise widely known_and appreciated in_the great parter of the United States,_Mexico_and lots of other places. She_returned_to the table of tequila swillers,_where_they_had all finished their sea_bass dinners--and Art with his cheeseburger_with onions and mushrooms--and were now desserting on chocolate_éclairs, with a_grin on her recently washed_face.

"Lookin'_good,_gal," Smashnose Fred said through a numbing tequila haze. And_then proceeded_to put both_feet firmly in his mouth. Fred not the type of_person for whom alcohol