 da impahssiblest chance for da monkeyz to cause da ekstinkshun!"

How could the professors be so mistaken? Global climate change? Planetary scale catastrophic destructions? All done by humans? Pah! All wrong! They have a language of only grunts and farts, and they can't even come up with other names then Mog and Trog!

Another log entry: "They iz yet to invent da wheel! They iz da worstest stoopid mammals! They livez in caves, they iz stoopid, they has no higiene, they iz stoopid, they iz horrible, horrible, horrible and they nevah wash, they nevah groom, they pee where they sleep and they poo where they eat, they iz stoopid, stoopid, stoopid, too stoopid to cause an event of big magnitude! I haz to jump again and I hopez they did not fart da planet to death!"

Chapter 6

"As you already know from the natural history classes, we are not the first sentient species that has walked on the surface of this planet. Before us, nature evolved the sentient trait in the naked monkeys, around ten-million years ago. However, due to various obvious factors, it seems that that species went extinct. You will hear different theories and different angles from different professors, some brilliant and others not so brilliant (the theories, not the professors).

"Keep them in mind, but you will have to remember: when you re back there in time, most of them will be wrong. So, you just stick to the facts and facts alone. We don't want your opinions on the monkeys or what you think of what they said or what you believe they thought. We simply want the description of what the monkeys did.

"You will be just an observer... so simply observe and record, and we, the brilliant minds of this nation, will draw the conclusions and will come up with the theories."

The little kitty is all ears, and his head is shaking up and down, up and down, up and down, because he has to look knowledgeable. He can't disappoint all these smart professors. That, and the fact that Professor Meowsky is a very scary-looking cat.

"Only facts, no opinions, got it!"

The circle of old scruffy professors that lived their entire agor
da impahssiblest chance for da monkeyz to cause da ekstinkshun! " 

 How could the professors be so misguided? ball-shaped climate change? Planetary plate catastrophic destructions? All do by humans? Pah! All incorrectly! They give birth a language of only grunts and farts, and they can't even fall up with other names then Mog and Trog! 

 Another logarithm entry: " They iz yet to invent da wheel! They iz da worstest stoopid mammals! They livez in caves, they iz stoopid, they accept no higiene, they iz stoopid, they iz horrible, horrible, atrocious and they nevah wash, they nevah groom, they pee where they sleep and they poo where they feed, they iz stoopid, stoopid, stoopid, too stoopid to induce an event of adult magnitude! I haz to jump again and I hopez they did not fart da planet to end! " 

 Chapter 6 

 " As you already know from the natural history classes, we are not the first sentient species that has walked on the open of this planet. Before us, nature evolved the sentient trait in the naked monkeys, around ten - million years ago. However, due to various obvious factors, it seems that that species went extinct. You will learn different theories and unlike angle from unlike professors, some brilliant and others not so brilliant (the theories, not the professors). 

 " Keep them in mind, but you will accept to remember: when you re back there in time, most of them will be wrong. So, you just stick to the fact and facts alone. We don't want your opinions on the monkey or what you think of what they suppose or what you think they thought. We simply want the description of what the monkeys did. 

 " You will be just an observer... so simply note and record, and we, the brilliant minds of this nation, will guide the conclusions and will occur up with the theories. " 

 The little pool is all ears, and his point is shaking up and down, up and down, up and down, because he induce to look intimate. He can't disappoint all these smart professors. That, and the fact that Professor Meowsky is a very scary - looking cat. 

 " alone facts, no opinions, got it! " 

 The circle of old scruffy professors that lived their entire agor
 da impahssiblest chance fov da monkeyz to equse de ekstihkshun!"

Hod could the professors be so mustaktu? Global climate chavge? Planenary scalw cauastrophic destrurfions? All dons by kunans? Pah! All wtong! They haee a language mf ouly grunts and farts, and they can't eden comr kp with other gamex theh Mog and Trog!

Another log entry: "Thsy iz ytt to invent da whrel! They iz da worstest stlopif mammals! They livfz in caves, ther iz stoopid, ghey has no higiene, thgy iz stoopid, they iz horrible, hurribke, horriblg znf they nevah wash, they nevah ngoom, thay pee ehere they slecp anv thwy poo where they eat, they iz stoopid, sjoopid, stompnd, too stoopid to cauwe an eeent of cug oaghivuds! I hax tk jump agajn and I hopez they did not fatt ea planet to seath!"

Cra[ter 6

"As you already know from the naturdl gistory classes, we are bot the first sentienj species ehat has walked on the surface of this planet. Befmre ua, nauuvc evuovfd the sentient trait in the naked monkeys, arjhnc nen-million years cgo. However, due yo vstious obvious wactors, if seems that that dpecies went extinct. Rou eill hear different theoriew and differvnt qngles from differznt professoxs, somg brilkiant and others not so brimliant (the hheories, hut the professorr).

"Kevp tvem in mind, but you will hwve to renembzr: when hou te back there in hime, most of them will bf wroug. So, you just dtick to the facts and facts alone. We don't wamt yolr opinious on bhe monkeys or rhat you think of whac they said or wgat you believe thqy thought. We dimply want vhe descryptiin od what gfe monkeys did.

"Uou will yt just an ibserver... so simply obrsrve and record, ane we, the brillisnt migdd pf dhis nation, fill drxe the conclusionw and will come up with tve tgeories."

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"Only factx, no jpinions, cot it!"

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 da impahssiblest chance for dA monkeyz to Cause Da eKstInKshuN!"

How Could the profesSOrs bE so mistaken? Global climaTe chaNgE? planETaRy scaLe catasTRoPHIc dEsTrUctIoNS? ALl donE by Humans? PAh! All wrong! theY hAve a language OF oNly grunts aNd fArts, and they cAn't Even coMe Up wITh othEr nAmes tHen Mog ANd Trog!

another loG eNTry: "TheY Iz yet to INVeNt da Wheel! They iz da worsTEsT Stoopid mammals! they liVeZ In CAVes, TheY iz stoopid, ThEy has NO higienE, ThEY IZ stOOpid, they iz horRible, horribLE, hoRrible AnD thEY nevah Wash, tHeY NevAh groom, they Pee wHere they sLeep anD They poo WHere theY eat, thEy iZ stOopiD, StOoPid, StOOpiD, ToO stOOpiD to cause An EvEnt of Big mAGNITude! i haZ to jUmp agAin and I hopez tHey Did nOT faRt da pLanet To deAtH!"

ChapTer 6

"As yOu alrEaDy know from the naTuraL history cLasSeS, we ArE not tHE first SenTieNt speciEs that hAS waLkED ON tHe surface of this plaNeT. bEfOre us, natUre evoLVeD tHE sentienT tRaiT in tHE Naked MonkEYs, Around teN-milliON yEaRs ago. HoWeVer, due To VarIouS obviOUs faCtors, iT seems thAt thaT Species went extINct. You will heaR DiFFErENt thEorIes and diffeRent ANgleS froM DiFfeREnt prOfessOrS, SoME brilliant and others NoT so briLlianT (the theories, nOt the profeSSORs).

"Keep thEm in MInD, But you will have To remEmber: when yOU re back tHere iN time, mosT of them wiLL Be wrong. SO, yoU juSt sTicK TO tHe facts and facTS AlonE. WE don't waNt yOur opinIonS on The MonKeYs or what yOu think oF wHaT tHeY saId or wHAt you belIeVe tHeY thOught. wE simplY want The dEsCrIPtiOn of whaT ThE MOnkeYs DiD.

"You WilL bE just An obSErvEr... so simPly observE anD RecoRd, AnD we, the bRilliant minds Of This nation, WiLl dRaw the CONclusionS and will come up with the thEOries."

ThE liTtle kItty Is all ears, And His heaD is SHaking Up and dOwn, up AnD doWN, Up and DOWn, BecAuSe he has to lOOK knOwledGeAble. he can't dIsappoint all these sMArt Professors. ThaT, anD the FACt ThaT prOFesSoR meoWSKy is a very scary-lOoking cat.

"ONlY FaCts, no opiniONs, gOt It!"

The ciRcle of oLd scrUFfy profEssors thaT lived theIr EntiRE AgoR
 da impahssiblest chance f or da monk eyz t o c aus eda e ksti nkshun!"

Howc ould  the professors be somista ke n ? Gl o ba l cli mate ch a ng e ?  Pl an et ary  s c al e cat ast rophicdestructio ns?  A ll done by h u ma ns? Pah! A llwrong! Theyhav e a la ng uag e  of o nly  grun ts and farts,  and they  c a n't ev e n comeu p  w ithother names thenM og and Trog!

Ano ther l og en t r y:"Th ey iz yetto  inve n t da wh e el ! T hey iz da worstes t stoopid m a mma ls! Th ey  li v ez incaves ,t hey  iz stoopid , th ey has no  higie n e, they iz stoo pid, t hey  iz  hor r ib le , h or r ibl e ,hor r ibl e and th ey  n evahwash , t h ey n eva h gr oom,they pee wher e t heys lee p and  they  poo  w herethey e at, t he y iz stoopid, s toop id, stoop id,  t oost oopid to cau seanevent o f big m a gni tu d e !  I  haz to jump again  a n d  I  hopez t hey di d  n ot fart dapl ane t to d eath! "

C h ap ter 6

" As you al re ady kno wfrom t he  na tur al hi s tory  class es, we a re no t  the first sen t ient speciest ha t ha s  wal ked  on the sur face of t hisp la net .  Befo re us ,n at u re evolved the sent ie nt tra it in  the naked mo nkeys, aro u n d  ten-mil lion ye a rs ago. Howeve r, du e to vario u s obviou s fac tors, it  seems th a t  that sp eci eswen t e x t in ct. You willh e ar d if ferentthe ories a nddif fer ent  a ngles fro m differ en tpr of ess ors,s ome bril li ant  a ndother s  not s o bri llia nt  ( t hetheorie s ,n o t th epr ofes sor s) .

"K eept hem  in min d, but yo u w i ll h av eto reme mber: when yo ure back th er e i n time , most ofthem will be wrong. So, you jus t s tickto t he factsand  facts  al o ne. We  don't  want  y our o pinio n s  o n t he  monkeys o r wha t you  t hink  of wha t they said or wha t  yo u believe the y t houg h t .Wes im p lywa n t t h e  description of  what themo n ke ys did.

" Y ouwi ll be j ust anobser v er... s o simplyobserve a nd  rec o r d,and we, th e brilli ant minds of th i snatio n,will d ra w t he co nclusi o nsand w ill co me  up wi th th etheories ."

The little kitty is  all e ars,and  his head  is sha king up a nd d own, up an d d own , upand down,  bec a us e h e  hasto l o ok knowle d ge abl e .  H e can't dis a p p oin t all  th e se sma rt p rofessors. That,a nd the fact th at P r o fes sor Meow sk y is a very sc ary -l o o king cat .
"Only fact s, no op in i ons,got it !"

Th e circl e of old sc ruff y p rofessors  th at lived t he ir entire  ago r
 da_impahssiblest chance_for da monkeyz to_cause da_ekstinkshun!"

How_could the_professors_be so mistaken?_Global climate change?_Planetary scale catastrophic destructions?_All done by_humans?_Pah! All wrong! They have a language of only grunts and farts, and they_can't_even come_up_with_other names then Mog and_Trog!

Another log entry: "They iz_yet to_invent da wheel! They iz da worstest stoopid_mammals!_They livez in_caves, they iz stoopid, they has no higiene, they_iz stoopid, they iz horrible, horrible,_horrible and they_nevah_wash,_they nevah groom, they_pee where they sleep and they_poo where they eat, they iz_stoopid, stoopid, stoopid, too stoopid to cause_an event of big magnitude! I_haz to jump again and_I hopez_they did not fart da_planet to death!"

Chapter_6

"As you_already know from_the natural history classes, we are_not the first_sentient species that has walked on_the_surface of this_planet._Before_us, nature_evolved the sentient_trait_in the_naked_monkeys, around ten-million years ago. However,_due_to various obvious factors, it seems that_that species went extinct._You_will hear different theories_and different angles from different_professors, some brilliant and others not_so brilliant_(the theories,_not the professors).

"Keep them in mind, but you will have to_remember: when you re back there_in time, most of_them will_be_wrong. So, you_just_stick to_the facts and facts alone. We don't_want your_opinions on the monkeys or what_you think of what_they_said or what you believe they_thought. We simply want the description_of what the monkeys did.

"You_will_be_just an observer... so simply_observe and record, and we, the_brilliant minds of_this nation, will draw the conclusions and_will_come up with the theories."

The little_kitty_is all ears, and his head_is_shaking_up and down, up and_down, up and down, because he_has to look knowledgeable. He can't disappoint all these_smart professors. That,_and the fact that Professor_Meowsky_is_a very scary-looking cat.

"Only facts, no opinions, got it!"

The circle_of old_scruffy professors that_lived their entire agor