 mechanical stumpy eye that never manages to blink in sync with the normal one? Well, that one was lost in the first stages of the project. A very clumsy accident on the part of the Master Scientist for being stupid enough to correct The Great Leader on the impossibility of building a collider in under one year. And the mechanical paw? Well, another accident, caused by not finishing the plasma core by the deadline The Great Leader had promised to himself. The segmented tail that needs oil every three weeks? Or the rotating ear that never seems to rotate? Well... the results of more and more little, unfortunate accidents that seem to happen all the time. But since nobody wants to lose an irreplaceable head, the glorious vision of The Visionary Leader must keep on marching!

"Your Absolute Highness, more glorious than all the Suns in the universe, after we experimented with the disturbance, we were able to create a portable time machine that allows the wearer to travel to any moment of time. The good news is that we tested on toys, balls, and rats, but the bad news is that every time they reached the time destination, they ended up inconveniently in a mangled puddle of slime."

"Very inconvenient," adds the bagpipe cat, "but I presume all these are minor details? I'm more than sure that you will fix it by the time of my next anniversary. You know how much I like surprises. The nice surprises!"

"Oh yes, glorious sun of the cat universe. Everything is possible under your guidance and infinite wisdom!"

_Three more paws to go, one eye, and one ear_, thinks the Master Scientist. _That is a good reserve in case some more "accidents" happen._

As the Master Scientist is bowing and retreating, the bagpipe cat resumes his belly up position and starts purring a little line of thought:

_This time travel smells so good! As good as fish fried in butter and then dipped in cream._ Not to say that this was his project idea, conveniently suggested by the Master Scientist, ever since he drowned the previous supreme genius of this nation.

Some people say that controlling the power of the atom is the best power you can have.

Others say that controlling the minds of the subjects and building a system of organized terror is the proper power to have. But the bagpipe cat knows that, one way or the other
mechanical stumpy eye that never manages to blink in sync with the normal one? Well, that one was lose in the inaugural stages of the project. A very clumsy accident on the function of the Master Scientist for being stupid enough to correct The Great Leader on the impossibility of build a collider in under one year. And the mechanical paw? Well, another accident, cause by not finishing the plasma core by the deadline The Great Leader had promise to himself. The segmented tail that want petroleum every three weeks? Or the rotating ear that never seems to rotate? Well... the consequence of more and more little, unfortunate accidents that appear to happen all the time. But since nobody wants to lose an irreplaceable mind, the glorious vision of The Visionary Leader must keep on marching! 

 " Your Absolute Highness, more glorious than all the Suns in the population, after we experimented with the disturbance, we were able to create a portable time machine that allows the wearer to travel to any here and now of time. The good news is that we tested on toys, balls, and rats, but the bad news is that every time they strive the time destination, they end up inconveniently in a mangle puddle of slime. " 

 " Very inconvenient, " adds the bagpipe kat, " but I assume all these are minor details? I'm more than sure that you will sterilize it by the time of my next anniversary. You know how much I like surprises. The dainty surprises! " 

 " Oh yes, glorious sun of the cat population. Everything is possible under your steering and infinite wisdom! " 

 _ Three more paws to go, one eye, and one ear _, intend the Master Scientist. _ That is a good reserve in case some more " accident " happen. _ 

 As the Master Scientist is bowing and retreating, the bagpipe cat sum up his belly up place and starts purring a small line of idea: 

 _ This time change of location smells indeed good! As good as fish fried in butter and then dip in cream. _ Not to say that this was his project idea, conveniently suggested by the Master Scientist, ever since he drowned the previous sovereign genius of this nation. 

 Some citizenry say that controlling the power of the atom is the best power you can have. 

 Others say that master the minds of the subjects and building a system of organized terror is the proper power to experience. But the bagpipe cat-o'-nine-tails know that, one way or the other
 mefhanical stumpy eye that never manages jo blink in syhc with ghe normal one? Well, that one wqs lowt in the first stages of the pgoject. A cery xlumsy accmsent on the pzvt of vhe Master Sciektist for baing stupid enmueh to correct The Great Leader on the impossobllity of buildyng s colmpdtr in under one year. And the mechznical kaw? Well, another avcident, caused by not finidhinh the plasma core hy the deadoine Rhe Great Lexder had pgmmised to gimself. The segmented tail that needx oil everi fhgge weeks? Or vhe ronating ear that never seems yo rotate? Well... thx rewults of more and morx little, unfortunate accidentv chat seem to happen aol the jime. Tut runcd nkbpdg wantd tk lose an jrreplaceaboe head, the glorioux dpxion of The Bisionwrr Leader must keep on marching!

"Your Absonuts Highness, more gloriouw than all the Suns ij the uniderse, after we experimented with the disturbance, fe wece aboe gi freate a portable time machine that allows thq wtarvr to travel to aky moment of time. Yhf bjod news is tfat we teated on toys, balls, and rajs, but the bad gews is that every time they reqched the tiiw destination, they ended up iuconvemientky in a mangled puddle uf smime."

"Very infonvenienf," adds the bagpipd cst, "but I presume all these awe minor vetaiks? I'm mure jhan suwe that yok will fix it by the timf of ly next annigersary. You know how much I likx surprises. Tne nibe surprifes!"

"Oh yes, glorious sun of the caj universz. Everhthing is iossible nnder your gtidance and itvinite wisdok!"

_Three mjre paws to go, uve eye, and one ear_, thinks the Masrer Scientist. _That is z good reserve nu xase some more "scckdegtd" iappeg._

Ds the Mastes Sckengost ir bowing anb fetrrating, the bagpipe cdt rssumes his belly ul iosition qnd stares purring a kittle line of thokght:

_Tiis tioe trsvej smells so good! As good as fiah fried ln nutter and thqn dlppeq in cream._ Not to say that this was his project ivea, conveniently suggesred by the Master Seitntist, ever smnce hq drowned the previous supremw genius of this kation.

Some people say fhat cmntropling the power of the atom is the best power you can have.

Others say that controlling the mjnds of tve xubjeces aid building a systvm of organized terror is the pruper powar to have. But the bagpipe cat kvows that, one way or the other
mechanical stumpy eye that never manages to sync the normal Well, that one stages the project. A clumsy accident on part of the Master Scientist for stupid enough to correct The Great Leader on the impossibility of building a in under one year. And the mechanical paw? Well, another accident, caused by finishing plasma by deadline The Great Leader had promised to himself. The segmented tail that needs oil every three Or the rotating ear that never seems to Well... the results of and more little, unfortunate accidents seem happen all time. since wants to lose irreplaceable head, the glorious vision of The Visionary Leader must keep on marching! "Your Absolute Highness, more than all in the after experimented the disturbance, we to create a portable time machine wearer to travel to any moment of time. good news that we tested on toys, balls, rats, but the bad news is that every they reached the time destination, they ended up inconveniently in a mangled puddle of slime." adds the bagpipe cat, I presume all are details? more sure that will fix it by the time of my next anniversary. You how much I like surprises. The nice surprises!" "Oh yes, of cat universe. Everything possible under your guidance infinite _Three more paws to eye, one Master _That a good reserve in some more "accidents" happen._ As Master Scientist is bowing resumes his belly up position and starts purring little line of thought: _This time travel so good! As good as fish fried in butter and then dipped cream._ Not that this was his project idea, conveniently suggested the Master Scientist, ever he drowned the previous supreme genius of this nation. people that controlling power of the is the best you can have. that controlling minds the a system of organized terror is proper to have. But the bagpipe knows way or the other
 mechanical stumpy eye that neVer manages To bliNk iN syNc With The nOrmal one? Well, thAT one Was lost in the first stageS of thE pROjecT. a vEry clUmsy accIDeNT On tHe PaRt oF tHE MAster sciEntist fOr being stuPid EnOugh to correcT thE Great LeadEr oN the impossibIliTy of buIlDinG A collIdeR in unDer one YEar. And The mechanIcAL paw? WeLL, anotheR ACcIdenT, caused by not finisHInG The plasma core bY the deAdLInE tHe GReaT Leader had PrOmiseD To himseLF. THE SEgmENted tail that nEeds oil everY ThrEe weekS? OR thE RotatiNg ear ThAT neVer seems to rOtatE? Well... the rEsults OF more anD More litTle, unfOrtUnaTe acCIdEnTs tHaT SeeM To HapPEn aLl the timE. BUt Since NoboDY WANts tO loSe an IrrepLaceable head, tHe gLoriOUs vIsion Of The visiOnAry LeAder muSt keeP oN marching!

"Your AbSoluTe HighnesS, moRe GloRiOus thAN all thE SuNs iN the uniVerse, afTEr wE eXPERiMented with the distuRbANCe, We were abLe to crEAtE a POrtable tImE maChinE THat alLows THe Wearer to Travel TO aNy Moment oF tIme. The GoOd nEws Is thaT We teSted on Toys, ballS, and rATs, but the bad newS Is that every tiME tHEY rEAcheD thE time destinAtioN, They EndeD Up IncONveniEntly In A MaNGled puddle of slime."

"VeRy InconvEnienT," adds the bagpiPe cat, "but I pRESUme all thEse aRE mINor details? I'm moRe thaN sure that yOU will fix It by tHe time of My next annIVErsary. YoU knOw hOw mUch i LIkE surprises. The NICe suRpRises!"

"Oh Yes, GloriouS suN of The Cat UnIverse. EveRything iS pOsSiBlE unDer yoUR guidancE aNd iNfIniTe wisDOm!"

_ThreE more Paws To Go, ONe eYe, and onE EaR_, THinkS tHe mastEr SCiEntisT. _ThaT Is a Good resErve in casE soME morE "aCcIdents" hAppen._

As the MasTeR Scientist Is BowIng and RETreating, The bagpipe cat resumes his BElly up pOsiTion aNd stArts purriNg a Little LinE Of thouGht:

_ThiS time TrAveL SMells SO GoOd! AS gOod as fish fRIEd iN buttEr And tHen dippEd in cream._ Not to say tHAt tHis was his projEct Idea, CONvEniENtLY suGgESteD BY the Master ScienTist, ever siNcE He Drowned the PRevIoUs supreMe geniuS of thIS nation.

some peoplE say that cOnTrolLINg tHe power of tHe atom is The best poWEr you CAn Have.

OTheRs say tHaT coNtrolLing thE MinDs of tHe subjEcTs and bUildiNg A system oF organized terror is the prOper poWer to HavE. But the baGpiPE caT knows thaT, one Way or the otHer
 mechanical stumpy eye tha t never ma nages  to  bl in k in  syn c with the nor m al o ne? Well, that one was  lost  i n  the fi rst s tages o f  t h e  pr oj ec t.Av er y clu msy  accide nt on thepar tof the Maste r  S cientist f orbeing stupid  en ough t ocor r ect T heGreat  Leade r  on th e impossi bi l ity of buildin g acoll ider in under one ye a r. And the mec hanica lp aw ? Wel l,another ac ci dent, causedb yn o t  fi n ishing the pl asma core b y  th e dead li neT he Gre at Le ad e r h ad promised  tohimself.The se g mentedt ail tha t need s o ilever y  t hr eewe e ks? Or  th e  ro tating e ar  t hat n ever s e e ms t o r otat e? We ll... the res ult s of mor e and  more  lit tl e, un fortun ate a cc idents that see m to  happen a llth e t im e. Bu t  since  no bod y wants  to los e  an  i r r e pl aceable head, thegl o r io us visio n of T h eVi s ionary L ea der  mus t keepon m a rc hing!

" Your A b so lu te High ne ss, mo re  gl ori ous t h an a ll the  Suns in  theu niverse, after we experiment e dw i th thedis turbance, w e we r e ab le t o  c rea t e a p ortab le ti m e machine that allo ws  the w earer  to travel to  any momen t o f time.Theg oo d  news is thatwe te sted on to y s, balls , and  rats, b ut the ba d news istha t e ver y t i m ethey reachedt h e ti me  destin ati on, the y e nde d u p i nc onvenient ly in ama ng le dpud dle o f  slime." 
"Ve ry  in conve n ient,"  adds  the  b ag p ipe  cat, " b ut I  pre su me  all  th es e are  min o r d etails?  I'm more  th a n su re  t hat you  will fix itby  the timeof  my  nexta n niversar y. You know how much Il ike sur pri ses.Thenice surp ris es!"
"Oh yes, g loriou s sun  o f t h e  catu n iv ers e.  Everythin g ispossi bl e un der you r guidance and inf i nit e wisdom!"

_ Thr ee m o r epaw s  t o  go ,o nee y e, and one ear_ , thinks t he Ma ster Scien t ist ._That i s a goo d res e rve incase some  more "ac ci dent s "  ha ppen._

As  the Mas ter Scien t ist i s  b owing  an d retr ea tin g, th e bagp i pecat r esumes  h is bel ly up  p ositionand starts purring a li ttle l ine o f t hought:
_Th i s t ime trave l sm ells so go od!  As  good  as fishfrie d  i n b u tterandt hen dippe d  i n c r e am ._ Not to s a y tha t thi s w a s hisproj ect idea, conveni e ntly suggested  byt h e M ast e r Sc ie ntist, ever si nce  h e drownedth e previoussupremege n ius o f this  natio n.

Som e pe o ple sa y th atcontrolli ngth e  powerof  t h e atom  isth e best  power youc a n have.

Otherssay t h a t con t rol lingth e minds of t he subject s and build ing asyst em of  organi ze d terr oris  the prope r  power to  have . But t he  bag pip e catknow s that,  one  w ayor the ot h e r
 mechanical_stumpy eye_that never manages to_blink in_sync_with the_normal_one? Well, that_one was lost_in the first stages_of the project._A_very clumsy accident on the part of the Master Scientist for being stupid enough_to_correct The_Great_Leader_on the impossibility of building_a collider in under one_year. And_the mechanical paw? Well, another accident, caused by_not_finishing the plasma_core by the deadline The Great Leader had promised_to himself. The segmented tail that_needs oil every_three_weeks?_Or the rotating ear_that never seems to rotate? Well..._the results of more and more_little, unfortunate accidents that seem to happen_all the time. But since nobody_wants to lose an irreplaceable_head, the_glorious vision of The Visionary_Leader must keep_on marching!

"Your_Absolute Highness, more_glorious than all the Suns in_the universe, after_we experimented with the disturbance, we_were_able to create_a_portable_time machine_that allows the_wearer_to travel_to_any moment of time. The good_news_is that we tested on toys, balls,_and rats, but the_bad_news is that every_time they reached the time_destination, they ended up inconveniently in_a mangled_puddle of_slime."

"Very inconvenient," adds the bagpipe cat, "but I presume all these_are minor details? I'm more than_sure that you will_fix it_by_the time of_my_next anniversary._You know how much I like surprises._The nice_surprises!"

"Oh yes, glorious sun of the_cat universe. Everything is_possible_under your guidance and infinite wisdom!"

_Three_more paws to go, one eye,_and one ear_, thinks the_Master_Scientist.__That is a good reserve_in case some more "accidents" happen._

As_the Master Scientist_is bowing and retreating, the bagpipe cat_resumes_his belly up position and starts_purring_a little line of thought:

_This time_travel_smells_so good! As good as_fish fried in butter and then_dipped in cream._ Not to say that this was_his project idea,_conveniently suggested by the Master_Scientist,_ever_since he drowned the previous supreme genius of this nation.

Some_people say_that controlling the_power of the atom is the best power you can_have.

Others say that controlling the minds of_the subjects and building a system of organized terror is the_proper power to have. But the bagpipe cat_knows that, one way or the other