 named man shook his head and looked around, scratching his excessively aged head before he started talking again.

"Is it valuable?" the generically named man asked his odd friend, "You know, ever since that weird guy told us to die six hundred and eleven years ago we haven't set foot out of this cave. I don't know what we're guarding anymore, let alone its value."

"Of course it is valuable!" his odd friend exclaimed, "It would have to be! It's right up there, why don't we look at it and see!"

"Let's have a look," Jim agreed, "I want to see what I've been risking my neck on for just a shade over forty thousand words."

"Yes," Jack nodded, "Let's see what it is."

Jim and Jack followed the generically named man and his odd friend up onto the platform. The Generically named man tried to open the ornate box that had been sitting not ten feet from their backgammon table for six hundred and eleven years, but his frail fingers broke and poured out a little sand.

"Damned osteoporosis," the generically named man grumbled, "Would one of you two young men care to open the box?"

"Why don't you do it, Jack?" Jim said, suddenly fearful of his life.

"No way, white bread," Jack told him, "I'm the gay Jewish black dude sidekick. You get to do all the dumb ass box opening. I'm frankly happy to be keeping my black ass over to the side."

"Come now," his odd friend said, "Hurry it up. I can't remember what this thing is either!"

"Fine!" Jim said, "I'll open it. Just be glad we have about ten thousand more words to go, otherwise I wouldn't touch this damned thing with a ten foot pole."

Jim went over to the ornate box and brushed off the bits of the generically named man's hand off it. He pulled some really cool looking gloves from his pocket and put them on to try to protect his hands from the really nasty looking thing that he was sure was going to be inside the box.

And a nasty thing was there. It was so awful that it was repulsive yet they could not help but look. It was amazing and disgusting all at once. No one knew exactly what it was except for Jack
named man shook his head and look approximately, scratching his excessively aged head before he started talk again. 

 " Is it valuable? " the generically named man ask his leftover friend, " You acknowledge, ever since that weird guy order us to die six hundred and eleven years ago we haven't fructify infantry out of this cave. I don't know what we're guarding anymore, let alone its value. " 

 " Of course it is valuable! " his curious friend exclaimed, " It would have to be! It's correctly up there, why don't we look at it and see! " 

 " Let's have a expression, " Jim agreed, " I want to see what I've been risking my neck on for just a ghost over forty thousand words. " 

 " Yes, " Jack nodded, " Let's see what it is. " 

 Jim and Jack followed the generically named man and his odd friend up onto the platform. The Generically named man tried to open the ornate box that had been sitting not ten feet from their backgammon mesa for six hundred and eleven years, but his frail fingers break and decant out a little sand. 

 " Damned osteoporosis, " the generically identify man grumbled, " Would one of you two young men worry to open the box? " 

 " Why don't you do it, Jack? " Jim said, suddenly fearful of his liveliness. 

 " No way, white bread, " Jack told him, " I'm the cheery Jewish black fellow sidekick. You get to do all the dumb ass corner opening. I'm frankly happy to be keeping my black ass over to the side. " 

 " Come now, " his leftover friend say, " Hurry it up. I can't commend what this thing is either! " 

 " Fine! " Jim say, " I'll open it. merely be glad we receive about ten thousand more words to go, otherwise I wouldn't touch this cursed thing with a ten foot pole. " 

 Jim went over to the ornate box and brushed off the bits of the generically named man's hired hand off it. He pulled some really cool look gloves from his pocket and put them on to try to protect his hands from the really filthy looking thing that he was sure was going to be inside the box. 

 And a nasty matter was there. It was so awful that it was abhorrent yet they could not help but look. It was amazing and disgusting all at once. No one knew exactly what it was except for Jack
 naled man shook his head akd looked around, scratciing hia excesskvely aged head before he stertee taljing again.

"Is it valuabue?" the gejericallt nanwd man askxs his odd friskd, "Yob jnow, ever sincg that weird guy told us tm aiz six hundred and eleven years ago wq haven'y det foot out os thps cavs. I don't know what we're guarding ahymore, net alone its value."

"Of course it is valuwble!" his odd friend exflaimed, "It qoulq have to be! Kt's right l' there, why don't we look at it and see!"

"Let's have a look," Jin qgrfgd, "I want to see rhat I've beek riskitg my nrck on for jusb a siade over forty thousand xords."

"Yes," Jack nodded, "Let's see wkat it is."

Jim and Jack fillowgd tha gevwrizalmy nzmed mwn end his odd friend up into the platform. Tne Tenerically nzmed mwn tried to open the ornate box that had teeh sitting not ten feet drom their backgammon table fow six hundred and eleven years, but his frail fingars bcoye ckq pokred out a little sand.

"Damned osteoporosis," the femegically named man grumbled, "Wpupd jne of you twu youny msn care to open thf box?"

"Whi don't you do iu, Jacl?" Jim said, suddenly fearful of his life.

"Uo qay, white bread," Jaek told him, "N'm the gay Kewish black dude sideknck. Yoh get to do all the sjmb ass box openkng. I'k frankly happy to be keepyng my bleck axs over to jhe sidq."

"Come now," jis odd friend said, "Hurrj it op. I cdn't remembfr what this thing is either!"

"Finx!" Jim said, "I'lk mpet it. Jusc be gkad we have afout ten thouscnd more wordr to go, otgerwise I wouldn't eouch this dakjed thing wivh a ten soot polw."

Jim wevg over to the prnate boq cnd brushwd off the bits of thg fenerically namzb nan's hand off iy. Hd ptlpev somq really cool looyine glovds from his oockrt and put them on tm trg to protect his hsnqs from jhe reallr nasty lookimg thing that he wws suce was goinb tj be inside the box.

And a nasty thing wad tmere. It was sj awnul jhat it was repulsive yet they could not help but oook. It was amazint and disgusting alk at once. No one hnew exacdly what it was except for Jack
named man shook his head and looked his aged head he started talking generically man asked his friend, "You know, since that weird guy told us die six hundred and eleven years ago we haven't set foot out of cave. I don't know what we're guarding anymore, let alone its value." "Of it valuable!" odd exclaimed, "It would have to be! It's right up there, why don't we look at it see!" "Let's have a look," Jim agreed, "I to see what I've risking my neck on for a over forty words." Jack "Let's see what is." Jim and Jack followed the generically named man and his odd friend up onto the platform. Generically named to open ornate that been sitting not from their backgammon table for six years, but his frail fingers broke and poured a little "Damned osteoporosis," the generically named man "Would one of you two young men care open the box?" "Why don't you do it, Jack?" Jim said, suddenly fearful of his way, white bread," Jack him, "I'm the Jewish dude You to do the dumb ass box opening. I'm frankly happy to be keeping black ass over to the side." "Come now," his odd "Hurry up. I can't what this thing is "Fine!" said, "I'll open it. glad have more to otherwise I wouldn't touch damned thing with a ten pole." Jim went over brushed off the bits of the generically named hand off it. He pulled some really looking gloves from his pocket and put them on to try to his hands really nasty looking thing that he was sure going to be inside box. And a nasty thing was there. It was awful it was yet they could help but look. was amazing and at once. one exactly except for Jack
 named man shook his head and loOked around, ScratChiNg hIs ExceSsivEly aged head befORe he Started talking again.

"Is iT valuAbLE?" the GEnEricaLly nameD MaN ASkeD hIs Odd FrIEnD, "You kNow, Ever sinCe that weirD guY tOld us to die siX HuNdred and elEveN years ago we hAveN't set fOoT ouT Of thiS caVe. I doN't know WHat we'rE guarding AnYMore, leT Alone itS VAlUe."

"Of Course it is valuablE!" HiS Odd friend exclaImed, "It WoULd HAVe tO be! it's right up ThEre, whY Don't we lOOk AT IT anD See!"

"Let's have a lOok," Jim agreeD, "i waNt to seE wHat i'Ve been RiskiNg MY neCk on for just A shaDe over forTy thouSAnd wordS."

"yes," Jack Nodded, "let'S seE whaT It Is."

jim AnD jacK FoLloWEd tHe generiCaLlY nameD man AND HIs odD frIend Up ontO the platform. THe GEnerICalLy namEd man TrieD tO open The ornAte boX tHat had been sittiNg noT ten feet fRom ThEir BaCkgamMOn tablE foR siX hundreD and eleVEn yEaRS, BUt His frail fingers broKe AND pOured out A littlE SaNd.

"dAmned ostEoPorOsis," THE geneRicaLLy Named man GrumblED, "WOuLd one of YoU two yoUnG meN caRe to oPEn thE box?"

"WhY don't you Do it, JACk?" Jim said, suddeNLy fearful of hiS LiFE.

"no WAy, whIte Bread," Jack toLd hiM, "i'm thE gay jEwIsh BLack dUde siDeKIcK. you get to do all the dumB aSs box oPeninG. I'm frankly hapPy to be keepING My black aSs ovER tO The side."

"Come now," His odD friend saiD, "hurry it uP. I can'T remembeR what this THIng is eitHer!"

"finE!" JiM saID, "i'lL open it. Just be GLAd we HaVe about Ten ThousanD moRe wOrdS to Go, Otherwise i wouldn't ToUcH tHiS daMned tHIng with a TeN foOt PolE."

Jim wENt over To the OrnaTe BoX And Brushed OFf THE bitS oF tHe geNerIcAlly nAmed MAn's Hand off It. He pulleD soME reaLlY cOol lookIng gloves from HiS pocket and PuT thEm on to TRY to proteCt his hands from the really NAsty looKinG thinG thaT he was surE waS going To bE Inside The box.

and a nAsTy tHINg was THErE. It WaS so awful thAT It wAs repUlSive Yet they Could not help but looK. it wAs amazing and dIsgUstiNG AlL at ONcE. no oNe KNew EXActly what it was eXcept for JaCk
 named man shook his headand looked  arou nd,  sc ra tchi ng h is excessively aged  head before he starte d tal ki n g ag a in .

"I s it va l ua b l e?"  t he  ge ne r ic allynam ed manasked hisodd  f riend, "Youk no w, ever si nce  that weirdguy  toldus  to die s ixhundr ed and eleven  years ag ow e have n 't setf o ot  out  of this cave. Id on ' t know what we 're gu ar d in g any mor e, let alo ne  itsv alue.""O f c our s e it is valua ble!" his o d d f riendex cla i med, " It wo ul d  ha ve to be! I t'sright upthere, why don ' t we lo ok atitand  see ! "
" Let 's hav e  a  lo o k,"  Jim agr ee d,  "I w antt o s ee w hat  I'v e bee n risking mynec k on for  just  a sh adeov er fo rty th ousan dwords."

"Yes,"  Jac k nodded,  "L et 'sse e wha t  it is ."
Ji m and J ack fol l owe dt h e  g enerically named m an a nd  his odd  frien d  u po nto thepl atf orm. T he Ge neri c al ly named  man t r ie dto open  t he orn at e b oxthath ad b een si tting no t ten feet from thei r  backgammon t a bl e fo r  six  hu ndred and e leve n  yea rs,b ut  hi s  frai l fin ge r sb roke and poured out  a  littl e san d.

"Damned o steoporosi s , "  the gen eric a ll y  named man gru mbled , "Would o n e of you  twoyoung me n care to o pen thebox ?"
"W hyd o n' t you do it,J a ck?"  J im said , s uddenly  fe arf ulofhi s life.
"No way,  w hi te  b rea d," J a ck toldhi m,"I 'mthe g a y Jewi sh bl ackdu de sid ekick.Y ou g et t odo  all  th edumbassb oxopening . I'm fra nkl y  hap py  t o be ke eping my blac kass over t othe  side. " 
"Come n ow," his odd friend sai d , "Hurr y i t up.  I c an't reme mbe r what  th i s thin g is e ither !" 

" F i ne!"J i msai d,  "I'll ope n it.  Just  b e gl ad we h ave about ten thou s and  more words t o g o, o t h er wis e  I wou ld n 'tt o uch this damned  thing wit ha  t en foot po l e." 
Jim wen t overto th e  ornate  box andbrushed o ff  the b its  of the ge nericall y named m a n's h a nd  offit.  He pu ll edsomereally coo l loo king g lo ves fr om hi spocket a nd put them on to try t o prot ect h ishands fro m t h e r eally nas ty l ooking thi ngtha t hewas surewasg oi ngt o beinsi d e the box . 
And a  n asty thingw a s  th ere.Itw as soawfu l that it was rep u lsive yet they  cou l d  no t h e lp b ut  look. It wasama zi n g  and dis gu sting all a t once.No one k new ex actlywhat it w as except  for  Ja ck
 named_man shook_his head and looked_around, scratching_his_excessively aged_head_before he started_talking again.

"Is it_valuable?" the generically named_man asked his_odd_friend, "You know, ever since that weird guy told us to die six hundred_and_eleven years_ago_we_haven't set foot out of_this cave. I don't know_what we're_guarding anymore, let alone its value."

"Of course it_is_valuable!" his odd_friend exclaimed, "It would have to be! It's right_up there, why don't we look_at it and_see!"

"Let's_have_a look," Jim agreed,_"I want to see what I've_been risking my neck on for_just a shade over forty thousand words."

"Yes,"_Jack nodded, "Let's see what it_is."

Jim and Jack followed the_generically named_man and his odd friend_up onto the_platform. The_Generically named man_tried to open the ornate box_that had been_sitting not ten feet from their_backgammon_table for six_hundred_and_eleven years,_but his frail_fingers_broke and_poured_out a little sand.

"Damned osteoporosis," the_generically_named man grumbled, "Would one of you_two young men care_to_open the box?"

"Why don't_you do it, Jack?" Jim_said, suddenly fearful of his life.

"No_way, white_bread," Jack_told him, "I'm the gay Jewish black dude sidekick. You get_to do all the dumb ass_box opening. I'm frankly_happy to_be_keeping my black_ass_over to_the side."

"Come now," his odd friend said,_"Hurry it_up. I can't remember what this_thing is either!"

"Fine!" Jim_said,_"I'll open it. Just be glad_we have about ten thousand more_words to go, otherwise I_wouldn't_touch_this damned thing with a_ten foot pole."

Jim went over to_the ornate box_and brushed off the bits of the_generically_named man's hand off it. He_pulled_some really cool looking gloves from_his_pocket_and put them on to_try to protect his hands from_the really nasty looking thing that he was sure_was going to_be inside the box.

And a_nasty_thing_was there. It was so awful that it was repulsive_yet they_could not help_but look. It was amazing and disgusting all at once._No one knew exactly what it was_except for Jack