s followed them quickly, trying to catch up to the underpowered snowmobile that was flying faster than it had any right to in the snow. They realized that this needed to become a bit more varied, so the mooks started weaving around and making artistic manners.

"This is nice," Jim yelled, "I think I know what we need to do to get rid of this first batch of mooks!"

"What's that?" Jack wondered, "I thought running meant we needed to keep ahead of them."

"We do," Jim said, "But we need to do it in the most boring way possible. The duller this chase becomes the more stupid things they do. What do you want to bet that if we just crouch down and drive a mile the mooks will kill themselves by doing idiotic stunts instead of taking the opportunity to kill us."

"Sounds like you've got an idea," Jack agreed, "It's your back that is open to them, not mine. Let's give it a shot."

"I'm saving my bullets," Jim reminded him, "Just give it a try, shall we?"

Jack thought about hitting Jim and kicking him off the speeding snowmobile, but being the hero as he was meant that Jim was likely to survive and something nasty would happen to Jack once Jim hit the ground. He stayed low on the snowmobile and started driving straight and slow.

The tactic worked, however, because as the chase got more mind-numbingly dull the mooks started doing more and more idiotic stunts in an attempt to make the chase more interesting. Of course, these stunts got more and more dangerous until the mooks managed to collide into each other and set the cheap and unsafe snowmobiles into a really impressive looking explosion that killed four of them and left a wreck that two more hit and flew over a ledge that had not been there previously.

"That had to leave a mark," Jim said, "See... It worked."

"That's nice for you," Jack said, "But we've still got a long ways to go. There are, at best estimates, some thirty mooks, along with Adam and the messed up woman you spent the worst three minutes of her life with."

"It's three and a half, I tell you!" Jim said indignantly, "But that's not important. The important part is that
s followed them quickly, trying to catch up to the underpowered snowmobile that was fly quicker than it had any right to in the coke. They realized that this want to become a bit more varied, thus the mooks started weaving about and making artistic manner. 

 " This is nice, " Jim yelled, " I remember I know what we need to do to get rid of this first batch of mooks! " 

 " What's that? " Jack wondered, " I think running meant we needed to observe ahead of them. " 

 " We do, " Jim said, " But we need to do it in the about boring way potential. The duller this chase becomes the more stupid things they perform. What do you want to bet that if we just crouch down and drive a nautical mile the mooks will kill themselves by doing idiotic stunts instead of taking the opportunity to kill us. " 

 " Sounds like you've got an idea, " Jack agree, " It's your back that is open to them, not mine. lease's give it a shot. " 

 " I'm saving my bullets, " Jim remind him, " Just give it a try, shall we? " 

 Jack thought about hit Jim and kicking him off the speeding snowmobile, but being the hero as he was meant that Jim was probable to survive and something nasty would happen to Jack once Jim hit the ground. He stayed low on the snowmobile and begin driving straight and slow. 

 The tactic worked, however, because as the chase make more mind - numbingly dull the mooks start doing more and more idiotic stunts in an attempt to have the pursuit more interesting. Of course, these stunts got more and more dangerous until the mooks managed to collide into each early and set the cheap and unsafe snowmobiles into a very impressive looking explosion that killed four of them and left a wreck that two more strike and flew over a ledge that had not been there previously. 

 " That had to leave a mark, " Jim said, " See... It worked. " 

 " That's nice for you, " Jack said, " But we've however got a long manner to go. There are, at best estimates, some thirty mooks, along with Adam and the messed up woman you spend the worst three minutes of her life with. " 

 " It's three and a half, I tell you! " Jim said indignantly, " But that's not important. The authoritative contribution is that
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"WE dO," Jim sAId, "But we NEeD TO Do iT In the most boriNg way possibLE. ThE dulleR tHis CHase beComes ThE MorE stupid thinGs thEy do. What dO you waNT to bet tHAt if we jUst croUch DowN and DRiVe A miLe THe mOOkS wiLL kiLl themseLvEs By doiNg idIOTIC stuNts InstEad of Taking the oppoRtuNity TO kiLl us."

"SOunds Like YoU've goT an ideA," Jack AgReed, "It's your back That Is open to tHem, NoT miNe. let's gIVe it a sHot."

"i'm sAving my Bullets," jIm rEmINDEd Him, "Just give it a try, sHaLL We?"

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"that had tO leave a mark," Jim said, "See... It WOrked."

"ThAt's Nice fOr yoU," Jack said, "but We've stIll GOt a lonG ways tO go. ThErE arE, AT best ESTiMatEs, Some thirty MOOks, Along WiTh AdAm and thE messed up woman you sPEnt The worst three MinUtes OF HeR liFE wITh."

"IT's THreE ANd a half, I tell you!" jim said indIgNAnTly, "But that'S Not ImPortant. the impoRtant PArt is thAt
s followed them quickly, t rying to c atchuptoth e un derp owered snowmob i le t hat was flying fasterthanit hada ny  righ t to in th e sno w.  T hey  r e al izedtha t thisneeded tobec om e a bit more va ried, so t hemooks starte d w eaving  a rou n d and  ma kingartist i c mann ers.

"Th is is nic e ," Jimy e ll ed,"I think I know w h at we need to doto get  r i do f  th isfirst batc hof mo o ks!"

" W ha t ' s  th a t?" Jack wond ered, "I th o ugh t runn in g m e ant we  need ed tokeep aheadof t hem."

"W e do," Jim sai d , "Butwe nee d t o d o it in  t hemo s t b o ri ngw aypossible .Th e dul lert h i s  cha sebeco mes t he more stupi d t hing s  th ey do . Wha t do  y ou wa nt tobet t ha t if we just cr ouch  down and  dr iv e a  m ile t h e mook s w ill  kill t hemselv e s b yd o i ng  idiotic stunts in st e a dof takin g theo pp or t unity to  k ill  us. " 
"Sou ndsl ik e you've  got a n  i de a," Jac kagreed ,"It 'syourb ackthat i s open t o the m , not mine. Le t 's give it as ho t . ""I'm  sa ving my bul lets , " Ji m re m in ded him,"Just  g i ve it a try, shall we? "
Jackthoug ht about hitt ing Jim an d k icking h im o f ft he speeding sn owmob ile, but b e ing theheroas he wa s meant t h a t Jim wa s l ike lytos u rv ive and somet h i ng n as ty woul d h appen t o J ack  on ceJi m hit the  ground.  H est ay edlow o n  the sno wm obi le  an d sta r ted dr iving  str ai gh t  an d slow. 
T h e  tac ti cwork ed,  h oweve r, b e cau se as t he chasegot more  m in d-numbi ngly dull the  m ooks start ed  do ing mo r e  and mor e idiotic stunts in ana ttempttomakethechase mor e i nteres tin g . Of c ourse,  thes estu n t s got m or e a nd  more dang e r ous  unti lthemooks m anaged to collidei nto  each other a ndsett h eche a pa ndun s afe s nowmobiles into  a reallyim p re ssive look i ngex plosion  that k illed four of  them and  left a w re ck t h a t t wo more hi t and fl ew over a ledge th at ha d n ot bee nthe re pr evious l y.
"Tha t hadto  leave  a ma rk ," Jim s aid, "See... It worked. "

"Th at'snic e for you ,"J ack  said, "B ut w e've still  go t a  long  wa y s togo.T he rea re, a t be s t estimat e s,  so m e  t hirty mooks , a lon g wit h A d am and  the  messed up womany ou spent the w orst t hre e m i nute sof her life wi th. "" It's thr ee  and a half , I tell  y o u!" J im sai d indi gnantly , "B u t that 's n otimportant . T he importa nt  p a rt isthat 
s followed_them quickly,_trying to catch up_to the_underpowered_snowmobile that_was_flying faster than_it had any_right to in the_snow. They realized_that_this needed to become a bit more varied, so the mooks started weaving around_and_making artistic_manners.

"This_is_nice," Jim yelled, "I think_I know what we need_to do_to get rid of this first batch of_mooks!"

"What's_that?" Jack wondered,_"I thought running meant we needed to keep ahead_of them."

"We do," Jim said, "But_we need to_do_it_in the most boring_way possible. The duller this chase_becomes the more stupid things they_do. What do you want to bet_that if we just crouch down_and drive a mile the_mooks will_kill themselves by doing idiotic_stunts instead of_taking the_opportunity to kill_us."

"Sounds like you've got an idea,"_Jack agreed, "It's_your back that is open to_them,_not mine. Let's_give_it_a shot."

"I'm_saving my bullets,"_Jim_reminded him,_"Just_give it a try, shall we?"

Jack_thought_about hitting Jim and kicking him off_the speeding snowmobile, but_being_the hero as he_was meant that Jim was_likely to survive and something nasty_would happen_to Jack_once Jim hit the ground. He stayed low on the snowmobile_and started driving straight and slow.

The_tactic worked, however, because_as the_chase_got more mind-numbingly_dull_the mooks_started doing more and more idiotic stunts_in an_attempt to make the chase more_interesting. Of course, these_stunts_got more and more dangerous until_the mooks managed to collide into_each other and set the_cheap_and_unsafe snowmobiles into a really_impressive looking explosion that killed four_of them and_left a wreck that two more hit_and_flew over a ledge that had_not_been there previously.

"That had to leave_a_mark,"_Jim said, "See... It worked."

"That's_nice for you," Jack said, "But_we've still got a long ways to go. There_are, at best_estimates, some thirty mooks, along_with_Adam_and the messed up woman you spent the worst three_minutes of_her life with."

"It's_three and a half, I tell you!" Jim said indignantly,_"But that's not important. The important part_is that