 and kids back to him in pieces."

"Right," Adam nodded, "How do we find them?"

"Easy," Reizvolle said, waving her hand, "That is the easy part. We are driving a better car. We will be able to get there sooner. Then we will drive right into the nearest suburb and magically find the place."

"What makes you think so?" Adam said, "I mean it has to be a little hard to find a hero's family."

"There will be a big sign," Reizvolle said, "Trust me. Drive. Go out to the edge of the cave and turn left. Go thirty miles and go right. Then drive as fast as you can until you hit Stepford. You'll see the sign."

Adam followed her instructions precisely and after a while he got to the suburbs where Jim Stalin's home was located. Reizvolle caught a quick nap while she let Adam do the driving. They made it there in record time, which was not surprising because the lack of measurable distances in this book meant that they drove just long enough to waste a few words but not long enough to bore the audience to sleep.

"Are we there yet?" Adam asked Reizvolle as she woke up, "I don't know where the hell we are going."

"You'll see the sign," Reizvolle said, "Stop at that mook shack up ahead. We need to restock before we perform a home invasion. You got the last of our last purchase killed with that futile chase back in the mountains."

"Right," Adam said, "There's one around the corner. Saw the ad a few blocks back."

They drove into the International House of Mooks™ and pulled into the drive through window. The clerk's voice came over the intercom asking for their order. The clerk sounded bored as most clerks of this type did.

"Hi, my name is Randall," the clerk said, "Would you like a super mook special with a side of rusty nailed clubs?"

"No thanks," Adam said, "I would like eight of your moderately bright mooks with the optional transportation device. Would like them highly armed with exceedingly illegal armaments."

"Don't forget the side of body armor," Reizvolle said, "No use making it easy for Stalin."

"Oh right,"
and kids back to him in pieces. " 

 " Right, " Adam nodded, " How do we witness them? " 

 " Easy, " Reizvolle say, waving her hand, " That is the easy function. We are driving a better cable car. We will be able to get there sooner. Then we will drive properly into the nearest suburb and magically find the position. " 

 " What makes you think then? " Adam say, " I mean it has to be a little hard to find a champion's family. " 

 " There will be a big sign, " Reizvolle read, " Trust me. Drive. Go out to the edge of the cave and change state left. Go thirty miles and go right. Then tug as fast as you can until you hit Stepford. You'll see the sign. " 

 Adam followed her instructions precisely and after a while he got to the suburbs where Jim Stalin's home was located. Reizvolle caught a quick nap while she let Adam do the driving. They made it there in phonograph record time, which was not surprising because the lack of measurable distances in this ledger mean that they drove just long enough to waste a few words but not long enough to bore the audience to sleep. 

 " Are we there yet? " Adam ask Reizvolle as she woke up, " I don't know where the hell we are going. " 

 " You'll see the sign, " Reizvolle suppose, " Stop at that mook shack up ahead. We need to restock before we perform a home invasion. You got the concluding of our last purchase killed with that futile chase back in the mountain. " 

 " Right, " Adam said, " There's one around the corner. see the ad a few block back. " 

 They drove into the International House of Mooks ™ and pulled into the driveway through window. The salesclerk's voice came over the intercom asking for their order. The salesclerk sounded bored as most clerks of this type do. 

 " Hi, my name is Randall, " the clerk said, " Would you like a super mook special with a english of rusty nailed clubs? " 

 " No thanks, " Adam said, " I would like eight of your moderately bright mooks with the optional transportation device. Would like them highly armed with extremely illegal armaments. " 

 " Don't forget the side of torso armor, " Reizvolle said, " No use making it easy for Stalin. " 

 " Oh right, "
 anf kids back to him in pitces."

"Right," Adam nobeed, "Hox do we find thdm?"

"Easy," Reizvolle said, waving hwr habd, "That is the easy paft. We are driving a bttter car. We will be able to gef thexe sooner. Then wg will drive right into tha vecrest suburb and magically find the [lace."

"Whst makes you thigk sp?" Adaj said, "I mean it has to be a littls hard uo find a hero's fakily."

"There will be a big sihn," Rfizvolle said, "Trush me. Drive. To otr to the edgd of the cave and turn left. Go thirty miles and go rieht. Tken drive aw dash as you can untij you hit Stciford. Ymu'll ser the sign."

Adam fonloqed her instructions 'recisely and after w while ha yot to the suburbs whwrw Jim Stanin's yomd wzs lkcated. Remzvolle caufht a quick nap while she let Sdwn do the drivjng. Thqy made it there in record time, which was nof surprising because thw lack of measurable fistances in this book meant that they drove just long enoggh tk wawtc a www words but not long enough to bore the audienss uo xleep.

"Are we thcre yet?" Adam asked Rfiadolle as she doke u', "I don't know where tje hell we aee going."

"Yju'll see the sign," Reizvolle saie, "Stop at thct nook shack up aheab. We need to resjock brfore we perform a home invzsion. You glt the laag of our last pufchssa killed with that futile shase bacj in the mojntaons."

"Rigrt," Adam sald, "Thcse's one around the corngr. Saw the ad a vew blocks back."

They drove into vie Internatioman Hmuse of Iooks™ and pulled igto the drive jhrough wnndow. Ghe clerk's voice rame over thq intercom asnlng for theic order. Tre coerk soundea bored as most clerks oy thiw type did.

"Hi, my nake ka Randall," the coerj said, "Would yoi lkke a snper imok special fith a rode ow rusty naiodd ckubs?"

"No thanks," Adam sdid, "J would like eight on your moeerately bright mooks with the optional tranvpoctatiom dgvice. Would like them highly arjed with fxccedingly illedal qrmaments."

"Don'c forget the side of body armor," Reizvollx said, "No use making ij easy for Stalin."

"Oh rngmt,"
and kids back to him in pieces." nodded, do we them?" "Easy," Reizvolle is easy part. We driving a better We will be able to get sooner. Then we will drive right into the nearest suburb and magically find place." "What makes you think so?" Adam said, "I mean it has to a hard find hero's family." "There will be a big sign," Reizvolle said, "Trust me. Drive. Go out to edge of the cave and turn left. Go miles and go right. drive as fast as you until hit Stepford. see sign." followed her instructions and after a while he got to the suburbs where Jim Stalin's home was located. Reizvolle caught quick nap let Adam the They it there in which was not surprising because the distances in this book meant that they drove long enough waste a few words but not enough to bore the audience to sleep. "Are there yet?" Adam asked Reizvolle as she woke up, "I don't know where the hell going." "You'll see the Reizvolle said, "Stop that shack ahead. need to before we perform a home invasion. You got the last of last purchase killed with that futile chase back in the Adam "There's one around corner. Saw the ad few back." They drove into House Mooks™ the through The clerk's voice came the intercom asking for their The clerk sounded bored type did. "Hi, my name is Randall," the said, "Would you like a super mook with a side of rusty nailed clubs?" "No thanks," Adam said, "I like eight moderately bright mooks with the optional transportation device. like them highly armed exceedingly illegal armaments." "Don't forget the side of body Reizvolle "No use it easy for "Oh right,"
 and kids back to him in pieces."

"RIght," Adam noDded, "HOw dO we FiNd thEm?"

"EaSy," Reizvolle saiD, WaviNg her hand, "That is the easy Part. WE aRE driVInG a betTer car. WE WiLL Be aBlE tO geT tHErE soonEr. THen we wiLl drive rigHt iNtO the nearest sUBuRb and magicAllY find the placE."

"WhAt makeS yOu tHInk so?" adaM said, "i mean iT Has to bE a little hArD To find A Hero's faMILy."

"therE will be a big sign," ReIZvOLle said, "Trust me. drive. GO oUT tO THe eDge Of the cave aNd Turn lEFt. Go thiRTy MILEs aND go right. Then dRive as fast aS You Can untIl You HIt StepFord. YOu'LL seE the sign."

AdaM folLowed her iNstrucTIons preCIsely anD after A whIle He goT To ThE suBuRBs wHErE JiM staLin's home WaS lOcateD. ReiZVOLLe caUghT a quIck naP while she let ADam Do thE DriVing. THey maDe it ThEre in Record Time, wHiCh was not surprisIng bEcause the LacK oF meAsUrablE DistanCes In tHis book Meant thAT thEy DROVe Just long enough to waStE A FeW words buT not loNG eNoUGh to bore ThE auDienCE To sleEp.

"ArE We There yet?" adam asKEd reIzvolle As She wokE uP, "I dOn't Know wHEre tHe hell We are goiNg."

"You'LL see the sign," ReiZVolle said, "Stop AT tHAT mOOk shAck Up ahead. We neEd to REstoCk beFOrE we PErforM a homE iNVaSIon. You got the last of oUr Last puRchasE killed with thAt futile chASE Back in thE mouNTaINs."

"Right," Adam saiD, "TherE's one arounD The corneR. Saw tHe ad a few Blocks bacK."

tHey drove IntO thE InTerNATiOnal House of MoOKS™ and PuLled intO thE drive tHroUgh WinDow. thE clerk's voIce came oVeR tHe InTerCom asKIng for thEiR orDeR. ThE clerK SoundeD boreD as mOsT cLErkS of this TYpE DId.

"Hi, My NaMe is ranDaLl," the ClerK SaiD, "Would yOu like a suPer MOok sPeCiAl with a Side of rusty naIlEd clubs?"

"No tHaNks," adam saID, "i would liKe eight of your moderately BRight moOks With tHe opTional traNspOrtatiOn dEVice. WoUld likE them HiGhlY ARmed wITH eXceEdIngly illegAL ArmAmentS."

"DOn't fOrget thE side of body armor," ReIZvoLle said, "No use mAkiNg it EASy For sTaLIn."

"OH rIGht,"
 and kids back to him in p ieces."

" Right ,"Ada mnodd ed,"How do we fin d  the m?"

"Easy," Reizvolle  said ,w avin g  h er ha nd, "Th a ti s  th eea sypa r t.  We a redriving  a bettercar .We will be a b le  to get th ere  sooner. The n w e will  d riv e  righ t i nto t he nea r est su burb andma g ically find th e pl ace. "

"What makes yo u  t h ink so?" Adamsaid,"I me a n  it  ha s to be ali ttleh ard tof in d a  he r o's family."
"There wil l  be  a big  s ign , " Reiz volle  s a id,  "Trust me.  Dri ve. Go ou t to t h e edgeo f the c ave an d t urn  lef t .Go  th ir t y m i le s a n d g o right.  T he n dri ve a s f a st a s y ou c an un til you hit S tep ford .  Yo u'llsee t he s ig n."
Adam f ollow ed  her instructio ns p reciselyand  a fte ra whi l e he g ottothe sub urbs wh e reJi m S ta lin's home was loc at e d .Reizvoll e caug h taq uick nap  w hil e sh e let A damd othe driv ing. T h ey  m ade itth ere in  r eco rdtime, whic h wasnot surp risin g  because the l a ck of measura b le d is t ance s i n this book  mea n t th at t h ey  dr o ve ju st lo ng en o ugh to waste a fewwo rds bu t not  long enoughto bore th e a udienceto s l ee p .

"Are we the re ye t?" Adam a s ked Reiz volle  as shewoke up," I  don't k now  wh ere  th e he ll we are goi n g ."
"Y ou'll s eethe sig n,"  Re izv oll esaid, "St op at th at  m oo ksha ck up ahead. W enee dtoresto c k befo re we  per fo rm a h ome inv a si o n . Yo ugo t th e l as t ofourl ast  purcha se killed  wi t h th at  f utile c hase back inth e mountain s. "
"Right , "  Adam sa id, "There's one around the cor ner . Saw  the  ad a few  bl ocks b ack . "

The y drov e int othe I ntern a t io nal  H ouse of Mo o k s™and p ul ledinto th e drive through wi n dow . The clerk's  vo icec a me  ov e rt hein t erc o m  asking for the ir order.Th e  c lerk sound e d b or ed as m ost cle rks o f  this t ype did.
"Hi, myna me i s Ran dall," the  clerk s aid, "Wou l d you li ke asup er moo kspe cialwith a sid e ofrustyna iled c lubs? "
"No tha nks," Adam said, "I wou ld lik e eig htof your m ode r ate ly bright  moo ks with th e o pti onaltra n sport atio n  d evi c e. Wo uldl ike themh ig hly a rm ed with exc e e d ing ly il leg a l arma ment s."

"Don't forge t  the side of b odya r mor ,"R eizv ol le said, "No u sema k i ng it ea sy  for Stalin ."

"Ohri g ht,"
 and_kids back_to him in pieces."

"Right,"_Adam nodded,_"How_do we_find_them?"

"Easy," Reizvolle said,_waving her hand,_"That is the easy_part. We are_driving_a better car. We will be able to get there sooner. Then we will_drive_right into_the_nearest_suburb and magically find the_place."

"What makes you think so?"_Adam said,_"I mean it has to be a little_hard_to find a_hero's family."

"There will be a big sign," Reizvolle said,_"Trust me. Drive. Go out to_the edge of_the_cave_and turn left. Go_thirty miles and go right. Then_drive as fast as you can_until you hit Stepford. You'll see the_sign."

Adam followed her instructions precisely and_after a while he got_to the_suburbs where Jim Stalin's home_was located. Reizvolle_caught a_quick nap while_she let Adam do the driving._They made it_there in record time, which was_not_surprising because the_lack_of_measurable distances_in this book_meant_that they_drove_just long enough to waste a_few_words but not long enough to bore_the audience to sleep.

"Are_we_there yet?" Adam asked_Reizvolle as she woke up,_"I don't know where the hell_we are_going."

"You'll see_the sign," Reizvolle said, "Stop at that mook shack up ahead._We need to restock before we_perform a home invasion._You got_the_last of our_last_purchase killed_with that futile chase back in the_mountains."

"Right," Adam_said, "There's one around the corner._Saw the ad a_few_blocks back."

They drove into the International_House of Mooks™ and pulled into_the drive through window. The_clerk's_voice_came over the intercom asking_for their order. The clerk sounded_bored as most_clerks of this type did.

"Hi, my name_is_Randall," the clerk said, "Would you_like_a super mook special with a_side_of_rusty nailed clubs?"

"No thanks," Adam_said, "I would like eight of_your moderately bright mooks with the optional transportation device._Would like them_highly armed with exceedingly illegal_armaments."

"Don't_forget_the side of body armor," Reizvolle said, "No use making_it easy_for Stalin."

"Oh right,"