 breaking his neck (though we are not that lucky).

"Moooom! MOOOOOM!!!"

Arthur the Seeker is so high on his revelation that he's almost flying sideways across the living room, feet barely touching the ground.

"MOOAAAAAM!!!!!!"

He is dying to rub it in her face!

Where is that pesky Mom when you needed her?

Oh, great! She's gone shopping for food!

When it comes to nosing around and checking if he cleaned up his room and catching him wanking, she is there! But when he needs her to show how stupid she is, she's gone!

But the cat is here!

Oh, yes!

Let's see how you will cough up all those shiny prophecies now, mister Holy Spirit Cat!

Daddy needs his lottery numbers!

Chapter 15

The rat is munching amazed at the floating graphics (amazed by what she is munching and not by the graphics). The data is not lying—and that is what makes it funny.

"Wow! Let's drill for natural gas if the oil runs out! _Very_ smart! That will definitely solve the climate change problem."

Munch, munch, munch.

"Yes, people, let's all invest billions in fantasy ways to store carbon, when spending one-tenth of that on planting trees does the same thing. Hellooo?? Trees are carbon-storing machines already? Damn, this cheese is good."

Munch, munch, munch.

"And what is this? News coverage about how the stupid hominids just announced they passed the point of no return? Hey, look, guys—point of no return! Let's not worry about it. What's a 'point of no return', anyway? Just semantics, right? Ooh, this one has walnuts in it! Love it, love it, mmmhmmm!"

The pockets of her mouth are now so full that the points and columns of data are scrolling before the wiggly nose with only munching as comments.

And those numbers showed that you didn't need sarcasm to see what ratkind already knows: humanity blissfully passed the point of no return... humanity did too little and too late to save themselves... humanity sleepwalked into extinction baited
breaking his neck (though we are not that lucky). 

 " Moooom! MOOOOOM! !! " 

 Arthur the Seeker is so high on his disclosure that he's about fly sideways across the support room, foot barely touching the footing. 

 " MOOAAAAAM! !! !! ! " 

 He is die to rub it in her face! 

 Where is that pesky Mom when you needed her? 

 Oh, big! She's gone shopping for food! 

 When it come to nosing approximately and checking if he cleaned up his room and catch him wanking, she is there! But when he needs her to show how stupid she is, she's start! 

 But the cat is here! 

 Oh, yes! 

 Let's see how you will cough up all those shiny prophecy now, mister Holy Spirit Cat! 

 Daddy needs his lottery numbers! 

 Chapter 15 

 The rat is crunch amazed at the floating graphics (amazed by what she is munching and not by the graphics). The data is not lying — and that is what lay down it funny. 

 " Wow! Let's drill for natural gas if the oil runs out! _ Very _ smart! That will definitely solve the climate variety trouble. " 

 Munch, munch, munch. 

 " Yes, people, let's all invest billion in fantasy ways to store carbon, when spend one - tenth of that on planting trees does the same matter. Hellooo? ? Trees are carbon - storing machines already? Damn, this cheese is good. " 

 Munch, munch, munch. 

 " And what is this? News coverage about how the stupid hominids just announced they passed the distributor point of no return? Hey, count, guys — point of no return! Let's not worry about it. What's a' distributor point of no return', anyway? Just semantics, proper? Ooh, this one has walnuts in it! Love it, love it, mmmhmmm! " 

 The pockets of her mouth are immediately so broad that the points and columns of datum are scrolling before the wiggly nose with only munching as remark. 

 And those numbers show that you didn't need sarcasm to see what ratkind already knows: humanity blissfully passed the detail of no return... world did too little and too late to salvage themselves... humanity sleepwalked into extinction tease
 brfaking his neck (though wt are not that luejy).

"Mooomm! MOOKOOM!!!"

Arthjr the Seeker is so high on iis eevelqtion that he's almost wlying sifeways axrosw the livinj room, fczt badcly tmnching the groukd.

"MOOAAAAAM!!!!!!"

Ve is dying to rjb it in her face!

Where is that pesky Iom whem jou needed her?

Jh, ggewt! Sgv's gone shopping for food!

When if comes to nosing arpund and checking if he clfanef up his room and fatching hin wagjing, she is ghere! But when he needa her to show how stupid she is, she's gone!

But tye cah is here!

Oh, bes!

Let'f see how yom will wough ul all those shlny pcophwcies now, mister Holy Spirit Cat!

Daddy ngeds his lmtcery numbers!

Chapter 15

Tye rat hs mgnchkbg xmaeed af the vloeting graphjcs (amazed vy what she is muncnigt and not by fhe grwprics). The data is not lying—and that is wvat makes it funny.

"Wow! Let's drill for natural gad if the jil runs out! _Very_ smart! That will definitely solva the zlinabe cfqnhe problem."

Munch, munch, munch.

"Yes, people, let's alj imvvst billions in fcntasy ways to syoge sarbon, when skending ons-tenth of that on olantind trews does tre ssme thing. Hellooo?? Trees are carbon-storiug nachines already? Dcmn, this chezse is good."

Kunch, munch, munch.

"And whct is fhis? News clverage aguut how the stupkd momhnids just announced they [assed thx poiut of no retorn? Hey, look, guys—ooint of no return! Let's jot wlrsy about ih. What's a 'point of no return', anbxay? Just semamthcs, right? Ojh, thls one has walntts in it! Love it, lovz it, momhmmm!"

The iockets oh her mouth wre now so funp that the pmints anq cooumnw of dagx are scrollinb before nht wiggly nise with only muncming xa comments.

And tkuwe numbers showrd ghae jou dygn't need sarwasm to xee wfat ratkind xlresdy knows: humanity bnissrully passed the ppikt of no teturn... huianity did top little and too lwte tm seve thrmsglves... humanity sleepwalked into extinctiln naited
breaking his neck (though we are not "Moooom! Arthur the is so high almost sideways across the room, feet barely the ground. "MOOAAAAAM!!!!!!" He is dying rub it in her face! Where is that pesky Mom when you needed Oh, great! She's gone shopping for food! When it comes to nosing around checking he up room and catching him wanking, she is there! But when he needs her to show how she is, she's gone! But the cat is Oh, yes! Let's see you will cough up all shiny now, mister Spirit Daddy his lottery numbers! 15 The rat is munching amazed at the floating graphics (amazed by what she is munching and by the data is lying—and is makes it funny. drill for natural gas if the _Very_ smart! That will definitely solve the climate problem." Munch, munch. "Yes, people, let's all invest in fantasy ways to store carbon, when spending of that on planting trees does the same thing. Hellooo?? Trees are carbon-storing machines already? cheese is good." Munch, munch. "And what this? coverage how stupid hominids announced they passed the point of no return? Hey, look, guys—point no return! Let's not worry about it. What's a 'point return', Just semantics, right? this one has walnuts it! it, love it, mmmhmmm!" of mouth full the and columns of data scrolling before the wiggly nose only munching as comments. you didn't need sarcasm to see what ratkind knows: humanity blissfully passed the point of return... humanity did too little and too late to save themselves... humanity into extinction
 breaking his neck (though we arE not that luCky).

"MoOooM! MOoOoOM!!!"

ARthuR the Seeker is so HIgh oN his revelation that he's aLmost FlYIng sIDeWays aCross thE LiVINg rOoM, fEet BaRElY toucHinG the groUnd.

"MOOAAAAaM!!!!!!"

HE iS dying to rub iT In Her face!

WheRe iS that pesky MoM whEn you nEeDed HEr?

Oh, gReaT! She's Gone shOPping fOr food!

WheN iT Comes tO Nosing aROUnD and Checking if he cleanED uP His room and catcHing hiM wANkING, shE is There! But whEn He neeDS her to sHOw HOW StuPId she is, she's goNe!

But the cat IS heRe!

Oh, yeS!

LEt's SEe how yOu wilL cOUgh Up all those sHiny ProphecieS now, miSTer Holy sPirit CaT!

Daddy NeeDs hIs loTTeRy NumBeRS!

ChAPtEr 15

THE raT is munchInG aMazed At thE FLOAtinG grAphiCs (amaZed by what she iS muNchiNG anD not bY the gRaphIcS). The dAta is nOt lyiNg—And that is what maKes iT funny.

"Wow! let'S dRilL fOr natURal gas If tHe oIl runs oUt! _Very_ sMArt! thAT WIlL definitely solve thE cLIMaTe change ProbleM."

muNcH, Munch, munCh.

"yes, PeopLE, Let's aLl inVEsT billionS in fanTAsY wAys to stOrE carboN, wHen SpeNding ONe-teNth of tHat on plaNting TRees does the samE Thing. Hellooo?? TREeS ARe CArboN-stOring machinEs alREady? damn, THiS chEEse is Good."

MUnCH, mUNch, munch.

"And what is thIs? news coVeragE about how the sTupid hominIDS Just annoUnceD ThEY passed the poinT of no Return? Hey, lOOk, guys—poInt of No return! let's not woRRY about it. whaT's a 'PoiNt oF NO rEturn', anyway? JuST SemaNtIcs, righT? OoH, this onE haS waLnuTs iN iT! Love it, loVe it, mmmhMmM!"

THe PoCkeTs of hER mouth arE nOw sO fUll That tHE pointS and cOlumNs Of DAta Are scroLLiNG BefoRe ThE wigGly NoSe witH onlY MunChing as Comments.

ANd tHOse nUmBeRs showeD that you didn't NeEd sarcasm tO sEe wHat ratKINd alreadY knows: humanity blissfullY Passed tHe pOint oF no rEturn... humaNitY did toO liTTle and Too latE to saVe TheMSElves... HUMaNitY sLeepwalked INTo eXtincTiOn baIted
 breaking his neck (though  we are no t tha t l uck y) .

" Mooo om! MOOOOOM!!! " 

Ar thur the Seeker is sohighon hisr ev elati on that he ' s  al mo st  fl yi n gsidew ays  across  the livin g r oo m, feet bare l ytouching t heground.

"MO OAA AAAM!! !! !!" 
He i s d yingto rub it inher face! 
W here i s  that p e s ky  Mom  when you neededh er ? 

Oh, great! S he's g on e  s h o ppi ngfor food!
W hen i t  comest on o s ing around and ch ecking if h e  cl eanedup  hi s  roomand c at c hin g him wanki ng,she is th ere! B u t whenh e needs  her t o s how  how st up idsh e  is ,  s he' s  go ne!

But  t he  catis h e r e ! 

Oh , y es!
Let' s see how you  wi ll c o ugh  up a ll th osesh iny p rophec ies n ow , mister Holy S piri t Cat!

D add ynee ds  hisl ottery  nu mbe rs!

Ch apter 1 5 

T he r a tis munching amazed  a t th e floati ng gra p hi cs (amazedby  wh at s h e  is m unch i ng  and not  by th e  g ra phics).  T he dat aisnot  lyin g —and  thatis whatmakes it funny.

"Wo w ! Let's drill fo r na t ural  ga s if the oi l ru n s ou t! _ V er y_s mart!  That  w i ll definitely solve th eclimat e cha nge problem." 

Munch, m u n c h, munch .

" Y es ,  people, let's  allinvest bil l ions infanta sy waysto storec a rbon, wh enspe ndi ngo n e- tenth of that o n pl an ting tr ees  does t hesam e t hin g.  Hellooo? ? Treesar eca rb on- stori n g machin es  al re ady ? Dam n , this  chee se i sgo o d." 

Munch ,  m u n ch,mu nc h.
"An dwhatis t h is?  News c overage a bou t  how  t he  stupid  hominids jus tannouncedth eypassed t he point  of no return? Hey, loo k , guys— poi nt of  noreturn! L et' s notwor r y abou t it.What' sa ' p o int o f no  re tu rn', anywa y ?  Ju st se ma ntic s, righ t? Ooh, this one h a s w alnuts in it!  Lo ve i t ,  l ove it ,  mm mh m mm! " 
The pockets of  her mouth  a r enow so ful l  th at  the po ints an d col u mns ofdata arescrolling  b efor e the  wiggly no se withonly munc h ing a s  c ommen ts. 

Andth ose  numb ers sh o wed  that  you d id n't ne ed sa rc asm to s ee what ratkind already  knows : hum ani ty blissf ull y  pa ssed thepoin t of no re tur n.. . hum ani t y did  too li ttl e  andtool ate to sa v ethe m s el ves... huma n i t y s leepw alk e d into  ext inction baited
 breaking_his neck_(though we are not_that lucky).

"Moooom!_MOOOOOM!!!"

Arthur_the Seeker_is_so high on_his revelation that_he's almost flying sideways_across the living_room,_feet barely touching the ground.

"MOOAAAAAM!!!!!!"

He is dying to rub it in her face!

Where is_that_pesky Mom_when_you_needed her?

Oh, great! She's gone_shopping for food!

When it comes_to nosing_around and checking if he cleaned up his_room_and catching him_wanking, she is there! But when he needs her_to show how stupid she is,_she's gone!

But the_cat_is_here!

Oh, yes!

Let's see how_you will cough up all those_shiny prophecies now, mister Holy Spirit_Cat!

Daddy needs his lottery numbers!

Chapter 15

The rat_is munching amazed at the floating_graphics (amazed by what she_is munching_and not by the graphics)._The data is_not lying—and_that is what_makes it funny.

"Wow! Let's drill for_natural gas if_the oil runs out! _Very_ smart!_That_will definitely solve_the_climate_change problem."

Munch,_munch, munch.

"Yes, people,_let's_all invest_billions_in fantasy ways to store carbon,_when_spending one-tenth of that on planting trees_does the same thing._Hellooo??_Trees are carbon-storing machines_already? Damn, this cheese is_good."

Munch, munch, munch.

"And what is this?_News coverage_about how_the stupid hominids just announced they passed the point of no_return? Hey, look, guys—point of no_return! Let's not worry_about it._What's_a 'point of_no_return', anyway?_Just semantics, right? Ooh, this one has_walnuts in_it! Love it, love it, mmmhmmm!"

The_pockets of her mouth_are_now so full that the points_and columns of data are scrolling_before the wiggly nose with_only_munching_as comments.

And those numbers showed_that you didn't need sarcasm to_see what ratkind_already knows: humanity blissfully passed the point_of_no return... humanity did too little_and_too late to save themselves... humanity_sleepwalked_into_extinction baited