. This comment did not knock attorney Lavonda Heraklion off balance one single Heraklion bit. It came as a pleasant diversion. Lavonda was bored shitless with the dipshits and dimwits among her clientele, most of whom would be at least semi-finalists on an America's Dumbest Criminals TV show, were there such a show. And there might be. Lavonda, having plenty of first hand experience in the dumb criminal world, was seriously thinking about trying to find a media company interested in the idea.

"Olga Terestrialova, my receptionist," Lavonda answered with a wry look on her face. "Is a recent immigrant."

"From where?" Elvis couldn't resist answering. "This planet?"

"Olga is a one of a kind, that's for sure," Lavonda replied. The wry expression having taken up residence on her face. The expression set off by her determined square chin and overarching beetling brows reminding Elvis of Malovia Heck. Malovia was the martial arts instructor at the Customs and Border Patrol Academy who rearranged Elvis' cervical vertebrae one rainy Georgia morning in Self Defense class after Elvis made the very unwise comment to a classmate that Malovia "looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger with tits." Unfortunately for Elvis, Malovia overheard the remark.

Elvis edged his chair back a few inches out of immediate reach of the possibility of Lavonda's suddenly swinging a Hillary Clinton style sucker punch. Such as the photoshopped image on the wall of Hillary laying Barack Obama flatter than a shuffleboard court.

"Yep," Lavonda continued. "Olga is a character. She was a standup comedienne on the Russia Laughs circuit. Until she made a couple of jokes about Putin's past in the KGB." Lavonda shot a mysterious look at Elvis. "Saying that some of the boss of all of Mother Russia's dinner guests when he was with the KGB ended up instead as dinner for the fish in the Baltic didn't fly any too well with Putin." The mysterious look became intense.  
"She had to leave Russia disguised as a dish washer on a fishing trawler."

Elvis shook his head in amazement. But not the kind you'd think. He was liking this attorney. Which surprised him, Elvis having been warned since childhood by every single one of his extended Mah
. This comment did not knock attorney Lavonda Heraklion off balance one individual Heraklion piece. It came as a pleasant diversion. Lavonda was bored shitless with the dipshits and dimwits among her clientele, most of whom would be at least trailer truck - finalists on an America's Dumbest Criminals TV appearance, were there such a appearance. And there might be. Lavonda, having batch of inaugural hand experience in the speechless criminal world, was badly thinking about trying to find a media company interested in the idea. 

 " Olga Terestrialova, my receptionist, " Lavonda answer with a wry look on her face. " Is a late immigrant. " 

 " From where? " Elvis couldn't resist answering. " This satellite? " 

 " Olga is a one of a kind, that's for sure, " Lavonda answer. The wry expression having taken up residence on her face. The expression dress off by her determined square chin and overarching beetling brows reminding Elvis of Malovia Heck. Malovia was the martial arts instructor at the Customs and Border Patrol Academy who rearranged Elvis' cervical vertebrae one rainy Georgia morning in Self Defense class after Elvis made the very unwise remark to a classmate that Malovia " looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger with titmouse. " Unfortunately for Elvis, Malovia overheard the remark. 

 Elvis edged his chair back a few inches out of contiguous reach of the hypothesis of Lavonda's suddenly swinging a Hillary Clinton style chump punch. Such as the photoshopped image on the wall of Hillary laying Barack Obama flatter than a shuffleboard court. 

 " Yep, " Lavonda continued. " Olga is a character. She was a standup comedienne on the Russia Laughs circuit. Until she made a couple of jokes about Putin's past in the KGB. " Lavonda shot a cryptic look at Elvis. " suppose that some of the knob of all of Mother Russia's dinner guests when he was with the KGB ended up instead as dinner for the pisces in the Baltic didn't fly any too well with Putin. " The mysterious expression became intense.  
 " She had to leave Russia disguise as a dish washer on a fishing trawler. " 

 Elvis shook his head in amazement. But not the kind you'd think. He was liking this lawyer. Which surprised him, Elvis having been warned since childhood by every single one of his extended Mah
. Thls comment did not knock attorney Lavonbq Heranlion kff balavce one single Heraklion bit. Ir camt as a pleasant divdrsion. Lanonda was bortd shitless with vge dipsmnts ahf dikxits among her glientele, mmst of whom wogla ye at least semi-finalists on an Ameryca's Dukbfst Criminals JV shpr, wedv uhere such a show. And there might be. Lavmnda, having pkenty of first hand experifnce in the dumb crimijal world, wqs sqeiously thinying about trying to fjnd a media company interested kn thz idea.

"Olga Jzeeshtialova, my rxceptijnist," Lavonda answerad with a wry look on hec faxe. "Is a recent immigrent."

"From where?" Elvis souldn't rasnst answering. "This plqnwt?"

"Olgd is a ovw ow a kmnd, that's foc sure," Lavohda replied. The wry expression hwnong taken up residqnse on her face. The expression set off bj hed determined square chib and overarching beejling browf reminding Elvis of Malovia Heck. Malovia was the martmau axbf undtructor at the Customs and Border Patrol Acaqsmu eho rearranged Elvis' cervocwl dertebrae one rainy Gekrgia morning in Sflf Defgnse coass aftew Elfis made the very unwise conment to a cjqssmate that Malovna "looked liye Atnold Xchwarzenegger with titr." Unrortunately for Elvia, Malovia overheafd nhe semark.

Elvis edged his chaiw back a hew iuches oug of immedyate reach of tma possibility of Lwvondc's sugdenly swijging a Hillary Clinton style snrker punch. Suvh as the phocoshopied image on thq wall of Hillcry layiug Barxck Obama rlatter than a shusfleboard cousj.

"Yep," Lavonda rontinued. "Olgq is a charxzter. She was a standup boiediwnne on the Russia Laoggs circuit. Untio sye made a couplr ow jjkvs ebout [utin's past hn tfe YBB." Laxonda shot c oystrrious look at Elvis. "Sayjng that some of tne boss of all of Iother Russia'x dinner guests whtn he xas wivh the KGF ended up instead as dinner fkr the fidh ln the Baltic didk't fjy any too well with Putin." The mysterious look berame intense.  
"She had jo leave Russia disgunstd as a dish xasher on a fisving trawler."

Elvis shiok his head in akazement. But not the iind ymu'd tjink. He was liking this attorney. Which surprised him, Elvis having been waened smnse childhoos by everj snngke one of iir extended Mah
. This comment did not knock attorney off one single bit. It came was shitless with the and dimwits among clientele, most of whom would be least semi-finalists on an America's Dumbest Criminals TV show, were there such a And there might be. Lavonda, having plenty of first hand experience in the criminal was thinking trying to find a media company interested in the idea. "Olga Terestrialova, my receptionist," Lavonda answered a wry look on her face. "Is a immigrant." "From where?" Elvis resist answering. "This planet?" "Olga a of a that's sure," replied. The wry having taken up residence on her face. The expression set off by her determined square chin and beetling brows of Malovia Malovia the arts instructor at and Border Patrol Academy who rearranged one rainy Georgia morning in Self Defense class Elvis made very unwise comment to a classmate Malovia "looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger with tits." Unfortunately Elvis, Malovia overheard the remark. Elvis edged his chair back a few inches out of of the possibility of suddenly swinging a Clinton sucker Such the photoshopped on the wall of Hillary laying Barack Obama flatter than a court. "Yep," Lavonda continued. "Olga is a character. She was comedienne the Russia Laughs Until she made a of about Putin's past in Lavonda a Elvis. that of the boss of of Mother Russia's dinner guests he was with the dinner for the fish in the Baltic didn't any too well with Putin." The mysterious became intense. "She had to leave Russia disguised as a dish washer a fishing shook his head in amazement. But not the you'd think. He was this attorney. Which surprised him, Elvis having been warned childhood every single of his extended
. This comment did not knock attOrney LavonDa HerAklIon OfF balAnce One single HerakLIon bIt. It came as a pleasant divErsioN. LAVondA WaS boreD shitleSS wITH thE dIpShiTs ANd DimwiTs aMong her Clientele, mOst Of Whom would be aT LeAst semi-finAliSts on an AmeriCa's dumbesT CRimINals Tv shOw, werE there SUch a shOw. And therE mIGht be. LAVonda, haVINg PlenTy of first hand expeRIeNCe in the dumb criMinal wOrLD, wAS SerIouSly thinkinG aBout tRYing to fINd A MEDia COmpany interesTed in the ideA.

"olgA TeresTrIalOVa, my reCeptiOnISt," LAvonda answeRed wIth a wry loOk on heR Face. "Is a REcent imMigranT."

"FrOm wHere?" eLvIs CouLdN'T reSIsT anSWerIng. "This pLaNeT?"

"Olga Is a oNE OF A kinD, thAt's fOr surE," Lavonda repliEd. THe wrY ExpRessiOn havIng tAkEn up rEsidenCe on hEr Face. The expressiOn seT off by her DetErMinEd SquarE Chin anD ovEraRching bEetling BRowS rEMINdIng Elvis of Malovia HEcK. mAlOvia was tHe martIAl ArTS instrucToR at The CUSToms aNd BoRDeR Patrol ACademy WHo ReArrangeD ELvis' ceRvIcaL veRtebrAE one Rainy GEorgia moRning IN Self Defense clASs after Elvis mADe THE vERy unWisE comment to a ClasSMate That mAlOviA "LookeD like arNOlD schwarzenegger with tItS." UnforTunatEly for Elvis, MaLovia overhEARD the remaRk.

ElVIs EDged his chair baCk a feW inches out OF immediaTe reaCh of the pOssibilitY OF Lavonda'S suDdeNly SwiNGInG a Hillary ClinTON styLe Sucker pUncH. Such as The PhoTosHopPeD image on tHe wall of hiLlArY lAyiNg BarACk Obama fLaTteR tHan A shufFLeboarD courT.

"Yep," laVoNDa cOntinueD. "olGA Is a cHaRaCter. she WaS a staNdup COmeDienne oN the RussiA LaUGhs cIrCuIt. Until She made a couplE oF jokes abouT PUtiN's past IN The KGB." LaVonda shot a mysterious looK At Elvis. "sayIng thAt soMe of the boSs oF all of motHEr RussIa's dinNer guEsTs wHEN he waS WItH thE KgB ended up iNSTeaD as diNnEr foR the fisH in the Baltic didn't fLY anY too well with PUtiN." The MYStEriOUs LOok BeCAme INTense.  
"She had to leAve Russia dIsGUiSed as a dish WAshEr On a fishIng trawLer."

ElVIs shook His head in Amazement. buT not THE kiNd you'd thinK. He was liKing this aTTorneY. whIch suRprIsed hiM, ELviS haviNg been WArnEd sinCe chilDhOod by eVery sInGle one of His extended Mah
. This comment did not kno ck attorne y Lav ond a H er akli on o ff balance one sing le Heraklion bit. It c ame a sa  ple a sa nt di version .  L a v ond awa s b or e dshitl ess  with t he dipshit s a nd  dimwits amo n gher client ele , most of wh omwouldbe  at least  se mi-fi nalist s  on an  America' sD umbest Crimina l s  T V sh ow, were there su c ha  show. And the re mig ht be . Lav ond a, havingpl entyo f first ha n d exp e rience in the  dumb crimi n alworld,  w ass erious ly th in k ing  about tryi ng t o find amediac ompanyi nterest ed inthe  id ea."O lg a T er e str i al ova ,  my  recepti on is t," L avon d a a nswe red  wit h a w ry look on he r f ace. "Is  a re centimmi gr ant." 

"Fro m whe re ?" Elvis couldn 't r esist ans wer in g."T his p l anet?" 

" Olg a is aone ofa  ki nd , t ha t's for sure," Lav on d a  r eplied.The wr y  e xp r ession h av ing  tak e n  up r esid e nc e on her  face. Th eexpress io n setof f b y h er de t ermi ned sq uare chi n and overarching be e tling brows r e mi n d in g  Elv isof MaloviaHeck .  Mal ovia wa s t h e mar tialar t si nstructor at the Cu st oms an d Bor der Patrol Ac ademy whor e a rrangedElvi s 'c ervical verteb rae o ne rainy G e orgia mo rning  in Self  Defensec l ass afte r E lvi s m ade t he  very unwisec o mmen tto a cl ass mate th atMal ovi a " lo oked like  ArnoldSc hw ar ze neg ger w i th tits. "Unf or tun ately for El vis,Malo vi ao ver heard t h er e mark .
E lvis  ed ge d his  cha i r b ack a f ew inches  ou t  ofim me diate r each of the p os sibility o fLav onda's s uddenlyswinging a Hillary Clin t on styl e s ucker  pun ch. Suchasthe ph oto s hopped  image  on t he  wa l l  of H i l la ryla ying Barac k Oba ma fl at terthan ashuffleboard court . 

" Yep," Lavonda  co ntin u e d.  "O l ga isac har a c ter. She was astandup co me d ie nne on the Rus si a Laugh s circu it. U n til she  made a c ouple ofjo kesa b out  Putin's p ast in t he KGB."L avond a  s hot a  my sterio us  lo ok at  Elvis .  "S aying  thatso me ofthe b os s of all  of Mother Russia's din ner gu estswhe n he waswit h  th e KGB end ed u p insteadasdin ner f ort he fi sh i n  t heB altic  did n 't fly an y  t oow e ll  with Putin . " The  myst eri o us loo k be came intense.  
" S he had to leav e Ru s s iadis g uise das a dish wash eron a  fishing  t rawler."

E lvis sho ok his h ead in  amaze ment. B u t  n o t thekind  yo u'd think . H ew as liki ng  t h is att orne y.  Which  surpr i sedh i m, Elvis havingbeenw a rneds inc e chi ld hood by ever y single o ne of his e xtende d Ma h
. This_comment did_not knock attorney Lavonda_Heraklion off_balance_one single_Heraklion_bit. It came_as a pleasant_diversion. Lavonda was bored_shitless with the_dipshits_and dimwits among her clientele, most of whom would be at least semi-finalists on_an_America's Dumbest_Criminals_TV_show, were there such a_show. And there might be._Lavonda, having_plenty of first hand experience in the dumb_criminal_world, was seriously_thinking about trying to find a media company interested_in the idea.

"Olga Terestrialova, my receptionist,"_Lavonda answered with_a_wry_look on her face._"Is a recent immigrant."

"From where?" Elvis_couldn't resist answering. "This planet?"

"Olga is_a one of a kind, that's for_sure," Lavonda replied. The wry expression_having taken up residence on_her face._The expression set off by_her determined square_chin and_overarching beetling brows_reminding Elvis of Malovia Heck. Malovia_was the martial_arts instructor at the Customs and_Border_Patrol Academy who_rearranged_Elvis'_cervical vertebrae_one rainy Georgia_morning_in Self_Defense_class after Elvis made the very_unwise_comment to a classmate that Malovia "looked_like Arnold Schwarzenegger with_tits."_Unfortunately for Elvis, Malovia_overheard the remark.

Elvis edged his_chair back a few inches out_of immediate_reach of_the possibility of Lavonda's suddenly swinging a Hillary Clinton style sucker_punch. Such as the photoshopped image_on the wall of_Hillary laying_Barack_Obama flatter than_a_shuffleboard court.

"Yep,"_Lavonda continued. "Olga is a character. She_was a_standup comedienne on the Russia Laughs_circuit. Until she made_a_couple of jokes about Putin's past_in the KGB." Lavonda shot a_mysterious look at Elvis. "Saying_that_some_of the boss of all_of Mother Russia's dinner guests when_he was with_the KGB ended up instead as dinner_for_the fish in the Baltic didn't_fly_any too well with Putin." The_mysterious_look_became intense.  
"She had_to leave Russia disguised as a_dish washer on a fishing trawler."

Elvis shook his head_in amazement. But_not the kind you'd think._He_was_liking this attorney. Which surprised him, Elvis having been warned_since childhood_by every single_one of his extended Mah