-fucking-standing," Clark said. "You've been pining over Lois and stressing about that promotion for weeks...maybe months. Well, now you'll get the desk right behind Lois and you can stare at the back of her head all day."

Jimmy frowned. "I don't pine."

Clark snorted. "Right. Ok, come on. Let's get out of here before lightning strikes you for lying."

"That's not funny, Clark."

The streetlight changed and Clark led his young friend across the street. Jimmy's eyes darted left and right as he crossed the street, just like his mother had taught him. They reached the other side and continued walking toward the designated employee parking area. Jimmy carpooled with Clark and this was Clark's week to drive.

"Bullshit Jimmy, you do pine. You've been pinning after Lois from the moment you set eyes on her and I don't blame you. She's smart, ambitious and she's not a drama queen. Oh, and for bonus points she's freaking gorgeous. Anyway, today is your lucky day. You got your promotion and I...or Fate, saved your ass from being squished on the windshield of that cab like a bug. We need to celebrate. Let's go to Bukowski's for a drink. I'm buying."

Jimmy rolled his eyes skyward. "I don't know why you like that dump Bukowski's so much. There's never anyone there but losers and lonely, bored soccer Mothers I'd like to Fuck (MILF). MILF's with big tits and bigger asses, which I will never get to fuck." A laser bolt of insight shot up Jimmy's ass and he slapped his forehead. "Duh, I must be suffering from post-traumatic shock. Of course you like going to that hole-in-a-wall bar. Hell, you should go there every night, those MILF's love a good-looking ex-jock like you."

Clark stopped by his car and ran a hand through his thick, curly blond hair. A dark cloud shadowed his countenance and his whole face changed. Gone was the affable smile, now replaced by a grimace and a look of anger. Suddenly Jimmy wished he hadn't teased his friend.

Jimmy's best friend had never recovered emotionally from the
-fucking - standing, " Clark said. " You've been pining over Lois and stressing about that forwarding for week... maybe months. Well, nowadays you'll receive the desk right behind Lois and you can stare at the rear of her head all day. " 

 Jimmy frown. " I don't ache. " 

 Clark snorted. " Right. Ok, come on. lease's get out of here before lightning strikes you for lie down. " 

 " That's not funny, Clark. " 

 The streetlight changed and Clark led his young friend across the street. Jimmy's eye darted left and right as he cross the street, just like his mother had taught him. They reached the other slope and continued walking toward the designated employee parking area. Jimmy carpooled with Clark and this was Clark's week to tug. 

 " Bullshit Jimmy, you do pine. You've been pinning after Lois from the moment you set eyes on her and I don't blame you. She's smart, ambitious and she's not a drama queen. Oh, and for bonus points she's freaking gorgeous. Anyway, today is your lucky day. You got your promotion and I... or Fate, saved your buttocks from being squished on the windshield of that cab like a bug. We want to observe. Let's go to Bukowski's for a drink. I'm bribe. " 

 Jimmy roll his eyes skyward. " I don't know why you wish that dump Bukowski's so much. There's never anyone there but losers and lonely, bored soccer Mothers I'd like to Fuck (MILF). MILF's with big tits and bigger asses, which I will never get to fuck. " A laser thunderbolt of insight shoot up Jimmy's ass and he slapped his forehead. " Duh, I must be suffering from post - traumatic shock. Of naturally you like going to that hole - in - a - wall bar. Hell, you should go there every night, those MILF's love a thoroughly - looking ex-wife - jock like you. " 

 Clark stopped by his cable car and ran a hand through his thick, curly blond hair. A black cloud shadow his countenance and his whole font changed. blend was the affable smile, now replaced by a grimace and a look of anger. Suddenly Jimmy wished he hadn't teased his friend. 

 Jimmy's good friend had never recovered emotionally from the
-fucning-standing," Clark said. "Nou've been pininy over Nois ahd stresring about that promotion foc wewks...matbe months. Well, now yoj'll get tje desk eighu behind Lois and you can stare wt tke back of her hgad all day."

Jhmmy frowned. "I dun'c pine."

Clark snorted. "Right. Ok, come on. Let's grt out of here bgfore jighfning strikes you for lying."

"That's nkt funnj, Clark."

The streetkight changed and Clark lef hid young friend acrlss the strgst. Tummy's eyes dxrted left and right aa he crossed the street, just liye hix mother hqd takcht him. Theb reacred the othev side dnd conyinued walking toxard the designated emplobee parking area. Jimiy carpooneb with Clark and this wqs Cldrk's weey to drjvx.

"Bumlshit Jijmy, you do pine. You've been pinning after Ljpx from the mkment rot set eyes on her and I don't blame you. Vhe'a smart, ambitious and sye's not a drama queen. Oh, and fjr bonus points she's freaking gorgeous. Anyway, toddy is houx luckh dwy. You got your promotion and I...or Fate, saved rkut sss from being squished om hhr windshield ow that cag like a bug. We nefd to cglebrare. Let's gj to Bukowski's for a drink. I'm byying."

Jimmy rjoled his eyes skywcrd. "I don't kuow whi you kike that dump Bukowski'r so much. There'd never ahhone there but lusegs atd lonely, bored soccer Motrers I'd lmke tp Fuck (OILF). MILF's with big hits and bigger asses, whlch I whll never het to fuck." A laser bolt of insmjht shot up Jomky's ass and he skapped his fowehead. "Duh, I most be suyferine from posn-traumatir shock. Of cjurse you lika going to thet hole-in-w-walo bae. Hell, huu should go tnere everj uight, thowe MILF's love a gopd-lukking ex-jock lije iiu."

Clark stoppec bh hys cer anq ran a hand dhrojgh nis tfick, curly nlovd hsir. A dark cloud shagowes his countenance snq his while face changed. Gone was the affable slile, iow re'laced by a grimace and a look of anger. Suddenly Jiimy wished hq haen't teased hns friend.

Jimmy's best friend had never rerovered emotionally fron the
-fucking-standing," Clark said. "You've been pining over stressing that promotion weeks...maybe months. Well, right Lois and you stare at the of her head all day." Jimmy "I don't pine." Clark snorted. "Right. Ok, come on. Let's get out of before lightning strikes you for lying." "That's not funny, Clark." The streetlight changed Clark his friend the street. Jimmy's eyes darted left and right as he crossed the street, just like his had taught him. They reached the other side continued walking toward the employee parking area. Jimmy carpooled Clark this was week drive. Jimmy, you do You've been pinning after Lois from the moment you set eyes on her and I don't blame She's smart, she's not drama Oh, for bonus points gorgeous. Anyway, today is your lucky your promotion and I...or Fate, saved your ass being squished the windshield of that cab like bug. We need to celebrate. Let's go to for a drink. I'm buying." Jimmy rolled his eyes skyward. "I don't know why you dump Bukowski's so much. never anyone there losers lonely, soccer I'd like Fuck (MILF). MILF's with big tits and bigger asses, which I never get to fuck." A laser bolt of insight shot ass he slapped his "Duh, I must be from shock. Of course you to hole-in-a-wall should there night, those MILF's love good-looking ex-jock like you." Clark by his car and thick, curly blond hair. A dark cloud shadowed countenance and his whole face changed. Gone the affable smile, now replaced by a grimace and a look of Suddenly Jimmy hadn't teased his friend. Jimmy's best friend had recovered emotionally from the
-fucking-standing," Clark said. "YOu've been piNing oVer loiS aNd stRessIng about that prOMotiOn for weeks...maybe months. WEll, noW yOU'll gET tHe desK right bEHiND loiS aNd You CaN StAre at The Back of hEr head all dAy."

JImMy frowned. "I doN'T pIne."

Clark snOrtEd. "Right. Ok, comE on. let's geT oUt oF Here bEfoRe ligHtning STrikes You for lyiNg."

"tHat's noT Funny, ClARK."

THe stReetlight changed aND CLArk led his young Friend AcROsS THe sTreEt. Jimmy's eyEs DarteD Left and RIgHT AS he CRossed the streEt, just like hIS moTher haD tAugHT him. ThEy reaChED thE other side aNd coNtinued waLking tOWard the DEsignatEd emplOyeE paRkinG ArEa. jimMy CArpOOlEd wITh CLark and tHiS wAs ClaRk's wEEK TO driVe.

"BUllsHit JiMmy, you do pine. YOu'vE beeN PinNing aFter LOis fRoM the mOment yOu set EyEs on her and I don't BlamE you. She's sMarT, aMbiTiOus anD She's noT a dRamA queen. OH, and for BOnuS pOINTs She's freaking gorgeoUs. aNYwAy, today iS your lUCkY dAY. You got yOuR prOmotION and I...Or FaTE, sAved your Ass froM BeInG squishEd On the wInDshIelD of thAT cab Like a bUg. We need To celEBrate. Let's go to BUKowski's for a drINk. i'M BuYIng."

JImmY rolled his eYes sKYwarD. "I doN'T kNow WHy you Like tHaT DuMP Bukowski's so much. TheRe'S never AnyonE there but loseRs and lonelY, BORed socceR MotHErS i'd like to Fuck (MIlF). MILf's with big tITs and bigGer asSes, which i will neveR GEt to fuck." a laSer BolT of INSiGht shot up JimmY'S Ass aNd He slappEd hIs forehEad. "duh, i muSt bE sUffering fRom post-tRaUmAtIc ShoCk. Of cOUrse you lIkE goInG to That hOLe-in-a-wAll baR. HelL, yOu SHouLd go theRE eVERy niGhT, tHose mILf's Love a Good-LOokIng ex-joCk like you."

claRK stoPpEd By his caR and ran a hand tHrOugh his thiCk, CurLy blonD HAir. A dark Cloud shadowed his countenANce and hIs wHole fAce cHanged. GonE waS the afFabLE smile, Now repLaced By A grIMAce anD A LoOk oF aNger. SuddenLY jimMy wisHeD he hAdn't teaSed his friend.

Jimmy's BEst Friend had neveR reCoveRED eMotIOnALly FrOM thE
-fucking-standing," Clarksaid. "You 've b een  pi ni ng o verLois and stres s ingabout that promotion f or we ek s ...m a yb e mon ths. We l l, n owyo u' llge t  t he de skright b ehind Lois  an dyou can star e  a t the back  of  her head al l d ay."
Ji mmy frown ed.  "I d on't p i ne."
Clark sno rt e d. "Ri g ht. Ok, c om e on . Let's get out o f  h e re before ligh tningst r ik e s  yo u f or lying." 
"That ' s not f u nn y , Cla r k."

The stre etlight cha n ged  and C la rkl ed his  youn gf rie nd across t he s treet. Ji mmy'se yes dar t ed left  and r igh t a s he cr os sed  t h e s t re et, jus t like h is  m other  had t a u ghthim . Th ey re ached the oth erside and  cont inued  wal ki ng to ward t he de si gnated employee  par king area . J im myca rpool e d with  Cl ark  and th is wasC lar k' s w ee k to drive.

"Bull sh i t  J immy, yo u do p i ne .Y ou've be en  pi nnin g after  Loi s  f rom themoment yo uset eye son her  a ndI d on'tb lame  you.She's sm art,a mbitious and s h e's not a dra m aq u ee n . Oh , a nd for bonu s po i ntsshe' s  f rea k ing g orgeo us .  A n yway, today is your  l ucky d ay. Y ou got your p romotion a n d I...or F ate, sa v ed your ass fr om be ing squish e d on the  wind shield o f that ca b like a b ug.  We  ne edt o  c elebrate. Let ' s  goto  Bukows ki' s for a  dr ink . I 'mbu ying."

J immy rol le dhi seye s sky w ard. "Ido n't  k now  whyy ou lik e tha t du mp  B u kow ski's s o  m u c h. T he re 's n eve ranyon e th e rebut los ers and l one l y, b or ed  soccer  Mothers I'dli ke to Fuck  ( MIL F). MI L F 's withbig tits and bigger ass e s, whic h I  will  nev er get to  fu ck." A  la s er bol t of i nsigh tsho t up Ji m m y' s a ss  and he sl a p ped  hisfo rehe ad. "Du h, I must be suffe r ing  from post-tr aum atic s ho ck. Of cou rs e  yo u like going to t hat hole-i n- a -w all bar. H e ll,  y ou shou ld go t heree very ni ght, thos e MILF'slo ve a g ood -looking e x-jock l ike you." 
Clar k  s toppe d b y hisca r a nd ra n a ha n d t hroug h histh ick, c urlybl ond hair . A dark cloud shadowed  his c ounte nan ce and hi s w h ole  face cha nged . Gone was  th e a ffabl e s m ile,nowr ep lac e d bya gr i mace anda  l ook o fanger. Sudd e n l y J immywis h ed hehadn 't teased his fri e nd.

Jimmy's b estf r ien d h a d ne ve r recovered em oti on a l ly fromth e
-fucking-standing," Clark_said. "You've_been pining over Lois_and stressing_about_that promotion_for_weeks...maybe months. Well,_now you'll get_the desk right behind_Lois and you_can_stare at the back of her head all day."

Jimmy frowned. "I don't pine."

Clark snorted._"Right._Ok, come_on._Let's_get out of here before_lightning strikes you for lying."

"That's_not funny,_Clark."

The streetlight changed and Clark led his young_friend_across the street._Jimmy's eyes darted left and right as he crossed_the street, just like his mother_had taught him._They_reached_the other side and_continued walking toward the designated employee_parking area. Jimmy carpooled with Clark_and this was Clark's week to drive.

"Bullshit_Jimmy, you do pine. You've been_pinning after Lois from the_moment you_set eyes on her and_I don't blame_you. She's_smart, ambitious and_she's not a drama queen. Oh,_and for bonus_points she's freaking gorgeous. Anyway, today_is_your lucky day._You_got_your promotion_and I...or Fate,_saved_your ass_from_being squished on the windshield of_that_cab like a bug. We need to_celebrate. Let's go to_Bukowski's_for a drink. I'm_buying."

Jimmy rolled his eyes skyward._"I don't know why you like_that dump_Bukowski's so_much. There's never anyone there but losers and lonely, bored soccer_Mothers I'd like to Fuck (MILF)._MILF's with big tits_and bigger_asses,_which I will_never_get to_fuck." A laser bolt of insight shot_up Jimmy's_ass and he slapped his forehead._"Duh, I must be_suffering_from post-traumatic shock. Of course you_like going to that hole-in-a-wall bar._Hell, you should go there_every_night,_those MILF's love a good-looking_ex-jock like you."

Clark stopped by his_car and ran_a hand through his thick, curly blond_hair._A dark cloud shadowed his countenance_and_his whole face changed. Gone was_the_affable_smile, now replaced by a_grimace and a look of anger._Suddenly Jimmy wished he hadn't teased his friend.

Jimmy's best_friend had never_recovered emotionally from the