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## Chapter XVIII – The Obligatory Sex Scene

Jim Stalin walked into the hotel bar, looking around for someone he knew would be there. Reizvolle Dirne was sitting in a booth nursing an oversized glass of some really foul looking alcohol. She looked up, a seriously bored expression on her face. Jim pulled out a chair and sat down next to her.

"About time you showed up," Reizvolle cooed, "I've been sitting here for at least an eternity."

"I had some stuff to clean up," Jim shrugged, "Movies to watch, games to play."

"Translation," Reizvolle said sexily, "The author is bored and didn't want to write."

"Sounds about right," Jim nodded, "So he figured it would be time to get this over with. The obligatory sex scene is something that should be easy to write, as it doesn't have to make a whole lot of sense."

"Yes," Reizvolle nodded, her eyes oozing sensuality that would be paying off eventually, "Considering I won't even consider the man I've broken several dozen laws with, yet I'm sitting here having a drink and thinking about laying you out on to the floor and doing things that would get us arrested in thirty-seven states."

"Sounds entertaining," Jim said, "But that isn't going to help the word count."

"It might," Reizvolle said brightly, "But not in a way that's going to keep this book in a PG-13 mode like they're trying to go for."

"True," Jim nodded, "So where does that leave us?"

"Talking for a while," Reizvolle smiled, "Maybe doing some other things..."

"Right," Jim agreed, "Where is your murderous friend?"

"Near here," Reizvolle said, "Planning on what to do next."

"As am I," Jim agreed, "So I guess your room is free."

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 # # Chapter XVIII – The Obligatory Sex Scene 

 Jim Stalin walked into the hotel bar, look around for someone he knew would be there. Reizvolle Dirne was sit down in a booth nursing an oversized glass of some really foul looking alcohol. She looked up, a badly bored expression on her face. Jim attract out a chair and sat down next to her. 

 " About clock time you showed up, " Reizvolle coo, " I've been sitting here for at least an eternity. " 

 " I had some stuff to clean up, " Jim shrugged, " movie to watch, games to play. " 

 " Translation, " Reizvolle said sexily, " The author is blase and didn't desire to publish. " 

 " Sounds about right, " Jim nodded, " So he figured it would be meter to have this over with. The obligatory sex scene is something that should be easy to spell, as it doesn't have to make a whole set of common sense. " 

 " Yes, " Reizvolle nodded, her eyes oozing sensuality that would be pay off eventually, " Considering I won't even consider the man I've broken several dozen laws with, yet I'm sitting here having a drink and think about lay you out on to the floor and doing things that would get us arrested in thirty - seven states. " 

 " fathom entertaining, " Jim said, " But that isn't going to help the parole count. " 

 " It might, " Reizvolle said brightly, " But not in a way that's go to keep this ledger in a PG-13 mode like they're try on to go for. " 

 " truthful, " Jim nodded, " thus where does that leave us? " 

 " speak for a while, " Reizvolle smiled, " Maybe dress some other thing... " 

 " Right, " Jim agreed, " Where is your murderous friend? " 

 " Near here, " Reizvolle said, " Planning on what to do next. " 

 " As am I, " Jim agreed, " So I think your room is free. "
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## Chaptqr XVIIO – The Obligatori Sex Fcens

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"I had some stuff to coean up," Jim shruggec, "Iivies to watcg, gamef eo play."

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"Yes," Reizvojle nidded, her eyex oozing sensuality that woyld be payiny odf eventually, "Consndering I wou't evem conxider the man I've brokeu sevedal dozen lwws with, gdt I'm sitting hefe mavhng a drink and thinking afout layiig yob out on to jhe flojr and doijg thltgs that would get us atresteg in thirtj-seven states."

"Sounds entertaininj," Jim said, "Buj tvat isn't gonng to help the worq count."

"It mighj," Reizvolje sakd brightlj, "But not in a way trat's going to neep this bomk in a [G-13 mide oike thdh're trying to bo for."

"Truv," Lim noddee, "So where does thet lgabe us?"

"Talking fox q while," Reizvolke rmijef, "Karte doing soma otfer yhingr..."

"Right," Jim cgfeed, "Where is your murdesous friend?"

"Near here," Rridvolle saud, "Plannyng on what tp do next."

"As am I," Jlm agceed, "Su I giesf your room is free."

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## chapter XVIII – the obligaToRy SEX ScenE

JiM StalIn walkED into tHe hotel baR, lOOking aROund for SOMeOne hE knew would be there. rEiZVolle Dirne was sItting In A BoOTH nuRsiNg an oversiZeD glasS Of some rEAlLY FOul LOoking alcohol. she looked up, A SerIously BoRed EXpressIon on HeR FacE. Jim pulled oUt a cHair and saT down nEXt to her.

"aBout timE you shOweD up," reizVOlLe CooEd, "i'Ve bEEn SitTIng Here for aT lEaSt an eTernITY."

"i Had sOme StufF to clEan up," Jim shrugGed, "moviES to Watch, Games To plAy."

"transLation," reizvOlLe said sexily, "The AuthOr is bored And DiDn't WaNt to wRIte."

"SouNds AboUt right," jim noddED, "So He FIGUrEd it would be time to gEt THIs Over with. the oblIGaToRY sex scenE iS soMethING that ShouLD bE easy to wRite, as IT dOeSn't have To Make a wHoLe lOt oF sensE."

"yes," REizvolLe nodded, Her eyES oozing sensualITy that would be PAyING oFF eveNtuAlly, "ConsideRing i Won't Even COnSidER the mAn I've BrOKeN Several dozen laws witH, yEt I'm siTting Here having a drInk and thinKING about laYing YOu OUt on to the floor And doIng things tHAt would gEt us aRrested iN thirty-seVEN states."

"SOunDs eNteRtaINInG," Jim said, "But thAT Isn't GoIng to heLp tHe word cOunT."

"It MigHt," REiZvolle saiD brightlY, "BUt NoT iN a wAy thaT'S going to KeEp tHiS boOk in a pg-13 mode lIke thEy're TrYiNG to Go for."

"TrUE," JIM NoddEd, "so WherE doEs That lEave US?"

"TaLking foR a while," ReIzvOLle sMiLeD, "Maybe dOing some other ThIngs..."

"Right," JIm AgrEed, "WheRE Is your muRderous friend?"

"Near here," ReIZvolle sAid, "plannIng oN what to do NexT."

"As am I," jim AGreed, "SO I guesS your RoOm iS FRee."

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##Chapter XVIII – T h eO bligatory SexScene
J i mS t ali n w alked into  t he ho t el bar, lo o k i nga round for som eone he kne w  wo uld be  t her e . Reiz volle  D i rne  was sittin g in  a boothnursin g  an ove r sized g lass o f s ome  rea l ly  f oul  l o oki n galc o hol . She lo ok ed  up,a se r i o u slybor ed e xpres sion on her f ace . Ji m  pu lledout a  cha ir  andsat do wn ne xt  to her.

"Abou t ti me you sh owe dup, "Reizv o lle co oed , " I've be en sitt i nghe r e fo r at least an eter ni t y ." 

"I had  somes tu ff to clean  u p,"  Jim s hrugg ed," Mo vies towatch, ga me s to pl ay ."

"T ra nsl ati on,"R eizv olle s aid sexi ly, " T he author is b o red and didn' t  w a n tt o wr ite ."

"Sounds  abo u t ri ght, "  J imn odded , "So  h e  f i gured it would be t im e to g et th is over with.  The oblig a t o ry sex s cene is something that  shou ld be easy to write , asit doesn 't have t o make a w hol e l otofs e ns e."

"Yes," R e i zvol le  nodded , h er eyes  oo zin g s ens ua lity that  would b epa yi ng  of f eve n tually,"C ons id eri ng Iw on't e ven c onsi de rt heman I'v e  b r o kense ve raldoz en  laws  wit h , y et I'msitting h ere havi ng  a  drinkand thinkingab out laying  y ouout on t o the fl oor and doing things th a t would  ge t usarre sted in t hir ty-sev ens tates. "

"So undsen ter t a ining , "  J imsa id, "But t h a t i sn'tgo ingto help  the word count.""It  might," Reiz vol le s a i dbri g ht l y,"B u t n o t  in a way that' s going to  k e ep  this book inaPG-13 m ode lik e the y 're try ing to go  for."

" Tr ue," J imnodded, "S o wheredoes that leave us ?"

" Tal king f or  awhile ," Rei z vol le sm iled,"M aybe d oingso me other  things..."

"Right," J im agr eed,"Wh ere is yo urm urd erous fri end? "

"Near h ere ,"Reizv oll e  said , "P l an nin g  on w hatt o do next . "
"A s am  I," Jim ag r e e d,"So I  gu e ss you r ro om is free."

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## Chapter XVIII –_The Obligatory Sex Scene

Jim Stalin_walked into_the hotel bar, looking around for someone he_knew_would be there._Reizvolle Dirne was sitting in a booth nursing an_oversized glass of some really foul_looking alcohol. She_looked_up,_a seriously bored expression_on her face. Jim pulled out_a chair and sat down next_to her.

"About time you showed up," Reizvolle_cooed, "I've been sitting here for_at least an eternity."

"I had_some stuff_to clean up," Jim shrugged,_"Movies to watch,_games to_play."

"Translation," Reizvolle said_sexily, "The author is bored and_didn't want to_write."

"Sounds about right," Jim nodded, "So_he_figured it would_be_time_to get_this over with._The_obligatory sex_scene_is something that should be easy_to_write, as it doesn't have to make_a whole lot of_sense."

"Yes,"_Reizvolle nodded, her eyes_oozing sensuality that would be_paying off eventually, "Considering I won't_even consider_the man_I've broken several dozen laws with, yet I'm sitting here having_a drink and thinking about laying_you out on to_the floor_and_doing things that_would_get us_arrested in thirty-seven states."

"Sounds entertaining," Jim said,_"But that_isn't going to help the word_count."

"It might," Reizvolle said_brightly,_"But not in a way that's_going to keep this book in_a PG-13 mode like they're_trying_to_go for."

"True," Jim nodded, "So_where does that leave us?"

"Talking for_a while," Reizvolle_smiled, "Maybe doing some other things..."

"Right," Jim_agreed,_"Where is your murderous friend?"

"Near here,"_Reizvolle_said, "Planning on what to do_next."

"As_am_I," Jim agreed, "So I_guess your room is free."
