 alien construction components for their colonies. My theory is that the humans left this planet! They left in a mass migration! The Earth climate changed dramatically because of the war against alien colonization, and since the humans had the technology to make tooth fillings, they had also built an entire fleet of spaceships and traveled to the next habitable planet! They never went extinct. They left, and never came back!"

"Uranium?" Some whispers are still going about in the shadows.

Somewhere behind the entrance, the Master Scientist watches how the scruffy old cats are arguing in front of a very puzzled kitty.

The human extinction has been a topic of debate for centuries. Even when he was a student, he had been a cow overlords believer. But after a while, it was no longer the theories that had him worried.

Aliens, viruses, climate change, cow farts, they were all nice and had solid evidence to back them up. But what scared him was the suddenness of the extinction. Now you have happy humans doing whatever naked monkeys did, and the next thing you know: _Poof!_ No more monkeys!

None.

Not even a goodbye note.

They looked everywhere for a crater or a trace of an asteroid hitting the Earth. No super volcano erupting. No burst of radiation from a neighboring supernova. No solar flame scorching the planet. Nothing!

But something did happen, and all the monkeys were gone, leaving behind nothing but ceramic teeth and gold rings with diamonds. And lots and lots of cow bones.

It seemed that all the greatest achievements ever done by humans turned to dirt while all the useless crap nobody cared about lasted for eons and remained as proof of our existence. There was absolutely no trace of any of the great metropolitan cities holding the millions of people, no traces of the roads or bridges linking nations.

Everything gone.

Everything except the ceramic tooth fillings, that is!

You would expect a pyramid to survive a million years, or a skyscraper, or an underground nuclear bunker, or a city made of steel and glass, or anything relevant. If only one single hard drive with pictures—just pictures!—of the humans' achievements somehow managed to survive a million years. Just one lousy hard drive... but it seems that one million years is a _lot_ of time.

The skyscrapers crashed,
alien construction components for their colonies. My theory is that the world leave this planet! They left in a mass migration! The Earth climate change dramatically because of the war against alien colonization, and since the humans had the engineering to make tooth fillings, they had also build up an entire fleet of spaceships and travel to the next habitable planet! They never fail extinct. They leave, and never came back! " 

 " Uranium? " Some whispers are still going about in the shadows. 

 Somewhere behind the entrance, the Master Scientist watch how the scruffy old cats are arguing in movement of a very puzzled kitty. 

 The human extinction has been a topic of debate for century. Even when he was a student, he had been a cow overlords believer. But after a while, it was no longer the theories that had him worried. 

 Aliens, viruses, climate variety, cow farts, they were all nice and had solid evidence to back them up. But what scar him was the suddenness of the extinction. Now you have happy humans doing whatever naked monkeys did, and the next matter you acknowledge: _ Poof! _ No more monkeys! 

 None. 

 Not even a adieu bill. 

 They expect everywhere for a crater or a trace of an asteroid stumble the Earth. No super volcano erupting. No burst of radiation from a neighbor supernova. No solar flame scorching the planet. Nothing! 

 But something did happen, and all the monkeys were gone, forget behind nothing but ceramic teeth and gold rings with diamonds. And bunch and lots of cow bone. 

 It seemed that all the greatest achievements ever done by world turned to dirt while all the useless crap nobody wish about lasted for eons and remained as proof of our universe. There was absolutely no tracing of any of the great metropolitan cities apply the millions of citizenry, no traces of the road or bridges yoke nations. 

 Everything gone. 

 Everything except the ceramic tooth fillings, that is! 

 You would expect a pyramid to survive a million old age, or a skyscraper, or an underground nuclear bunker, or a city form of steel and glass, or anything relevant. If only one single difficult drive with pictures — merely pictures!—of the humans' achievements somehow managed to survive a million years. Just one dirty hard drive... but it seems that one million years is a _ lot _ of time. 

 The skyscraper crashed,
 allen construction componekts for their colonies. Ky thekry is tfat the humans left this plaiet! Rhey oeft in a mass migratiun! The Eagth climare cianged dramatically becamfe or the xar against align colonizathon, and since dhd kumans had the technology to make tojth filkijgs, they had ajso ntilt an entire fleet of spaceships and traveltd to the next habotable planet! They never wfnt fxtinct. They left, wnd never cqme fqck!"

"Uranium?" Sume whispegv are stilm going about in the shadows.

Somdwherz behind thg snhtance, the Mawter Fcientist wabbhes hof the svruffy old catx ace aeguing in front of a tery puzzled kitty.

Thg human exdiuction has been a topuc of dgbate for xengurjex. Sven wjen he was a atudent, he yad been a cow overkowes believer. Bht aftqr a while, it was no longer the theories uhat gad him worried.

Aliens, vuruses, climate change, cow fartf, they were all nice and had solid evidence to bawk thxm up. Bmt wfqt scared him was the suddenness of the extinctykn. Npw you have haipy humans doing wnahefgr naked monkeis did, chd the next thing yok know: _Koof!_ Ni more mogkeyx!

None.

Not even a goodbye notw.

They looked wverywhere for a cxater or a txace og an ssteroid hitting the Eaxth. No super volcwno eruptjvg. No burst of rxdisthon from a neighboring supqrnova. No solcr flame scotching ehe planet. Nothltg!

But something dif hapken, ang all the lonkeys were gone, leaving behinv nothing but carakic teetk and nold rings with diamonds. And kots anb lots of cow bohes.

It sxemed that ajl the greatevj achievementv ever djne vy hymans tjfned to dirt wnile all nht useless xrap nobody cared ebouj masted for eons ane remained as ptoow os luc exifdence. There fas xbsukutelh no trace iw anu of the great metro[olifan cities holding tme milliobs of pejple, no tracex of the roads or hridgxs linying matyons.

Everything gone.

Everything sxcept thf ccramic tooth silllngs, that is!

Yob would expect a pyramid to survive a miolion years, or a sjyscraper, or an undgrgvound nucleac bunkqr, or a chty made of steel ane glass, or anythikg relevant. If only ons singne hagd drive with pictures—just pictures!—of the humans' achievements somehow manqged to survive a jilloon yvarf. Just jne puusy hard drive... nut it seems that one million yxars is a _noc_ of time.

The skyscrapers crasnea,
alien construction components for their colonies. My that humans left planet! They left Earth changed dramatically because the war against colonization, and since the humans had technology to make tooth fillings, they had also built an entire fleet of and traveled to the next habitable planet! They never went extinct. They left, never back!" Some are still going about in the shadows. Somewhere behind the entrance, the Master Scientist watches how scruffy old cats are arguing in front of very puzzled kitty. The extinction has been a topic debate centuries. Even he a he had been cow overlords believer. But after a while, it was no longer the theories that had him worried. viruses, climate farts, they all and solid evidence to up. But what scared him was the extinction. Now you have happy humans doing naked monkeys and the next thing you know: No more monkeys! None. Not even a goodbye They looked everywhere for a crater or a trace of an asteroid hitting the Earth. volcano erupting. No burst radiation from a supernova. solar scorching planet. Nothing! something did happen, and all the monkeys were gone, leaving behind but ceramic teeth and gold rings with diamonds. And lots of bones. It seemed all the greatest achievements done humans turned to dirt the crap lasted eons remained as proof of existence. There was absolutely no of any of the millions of people, no traces of the roads bridges linking nations. Everything gone. Everything except ceramic tooth fillings, that is! You would expect a pyramid to survive million years, skyscraper, or an underground nuclear bunker, or a made of steel and or anything relevant. If only one single hard drive pictures—just the humans' somehow managed to a million years. one lousy hard it seems one years of time. The skyscrapers crashed,
 alien construction componenTs for their ColonIes. my tHeOry iS thaT the humans left THis pLanet! They left in a mass miGratiOn! tHe EaRTh ClimaTe changED dRAMatIcAlLy bEcAUsE of thE waR againsT alien coloNizAtIon, and since tHE hUmans had thE teChnology to maKe tOoth fiLlIngS, They hAd aLso buIlt an eNTire flEet of spacEsHIps and TRaveled TO ThE nexT habitable planet! THEy NEver went extincT. They lEfT, AnD NEveR caMe back!"

"UranIuM?" Some WHispers ARe STILl gOIng about in the Shadows.

SomeWHerE behinD tHe eNTrance, The MaStER ScIentist watcHes hOw the scruFfy old CAts are aRGuing in Front oF a vEry PuzzLEd KiTty.

thE HumAN eXtiNCtiOn has beeN a ToPic of DebaTE FOR cenTurIes. EVen whEn he was a studeNt, hE had BEen A cow oVerloRds bElIever. but aftEr a whIlE, it was no longer tHe thEories thaT haD hIm wOrRied.

ALIens, viRusEs, cLimate cHange, coW FarTs, THEY wEre all nice and had soLiD EViDence to bAck theM Up. buT What scarEd Him Was tHE SuddeNnesS Of The extinCtion. NOW yOu Have hapPy Humans DoIng WhaTever NAked MonkeyS did, and tHe nexT Thing you know: _PoOF!_ No more monkeyS!

noNE.

noT Even A goOdbye note.

ThEy loOKed eVeryWHeRe fOR a craTer or A tRAcE Of an asteroid hitting ThE Earth. no supEr volcano erupTing. No bursT OF RadiatioN froM A nEIghboring superNova. NO solar flamE ScorchinG the pLanet. NotHing!

But soMEThing did HapPen, And All THE mOnkeys were gonE, LEaviNg Behind nOthIng but cEraMic TeeTh aNd Gold rings With diamOnDs. anD lOts And loTS of cow boNeS.

It SeEmeD that ALl the gReateSt acHiEvEMenTs ever dONe BY HumaNs TuRned To dIrT whilE all THe uSeless cRap nobody CarED aboUt LaSted for Eons and remainEd As proof of oUr ExiStence. tHEre was abSolutely no trace of any of tHE great mEtrOpoliTan cIties holdIng The milLioNS of peoPle, no tRaces Of The ROAds or BRIdGes LiNking natioNS.

eveRythiNg Gone.

everythIng except the ceramiC TooTh fillings, thaT is!

you wOULd ExpECt A PyrAmID to SURvive a million yeArs, or a skysCrAPeR, or an underGRouNd Nuclear Bunker, oR a citY Made of sTeel and glAss, or anytHiNg reLEVanT. If only one Single haRd drive wiTH pictUReS—just PicTures!—oF tHe hUmans' AchievEMenTs somEhow maNaGed to sUrvivE a Million yEars. Just one lousy hard driVe... but iT seemS thAt one millIon YEarS is a _lot_ of Time.

the skyscraPerS crAshed,
 alien construction compon ents for t heircol oni es . My  the ory is that th e  hum ans left this planet!Theyle f t in amassmigrati o n! T heEa rt h c li m at e cha nge d drama tically be cau se  of the wara ga inst alien  co lonization,and  since  t heh umans  ha d the  techn o logy t o make to ot h  filli n gs, the y ha d al so built an entir e  f l eet of spacesh ips an dt ra v e led  to  the nextha bitab l e plane t !T h e y n e ver went exti nct. They l e ft,  and n ev erc ame ba ck!"
" U ran ium?" Somewhis pers arestillg oing ab o ut in t he sha dow s.
Som e wh er e b eh i ndt he  en t ran ce, theMa st er Sc ient i s t watc hes  how  thescruffy old c ats  are arg uingin fr ontof  a ve ry puz zledki tty.

The human  ext inction h asbe enatopic of deb ate  fo r centu ries. E v enwh e n he  was a student, he  h a d  b een a co w over l or ds believer .But  aft e r  a wh ile, it  was nolonger th etheorie sthat h ad  hi m w orrie d .

A liens,  viruses , cli m ate change, co w  farts, theyw er e al l  nic e a nd had soli d ev i denc e to ba ckt hem u p. Bu tw ha t  scared him was the  s uddenn ess o f the extinct ion. Now y o u have hap py h u ma n s doing whatev er na ked monkey s  did, an d the  next th ing you k n o w: _Poof !_Nomor e m o n ke ys!

None.

N o t  eve na goodb yenote.
The y l ook edev erywherefor a cr at er  o ra t raceo f an ast er oid  h itt ing t h e Eart h. No  sup er  v o lca no erup t in g .  Nobu rs t of  ra di ation  fro m  aneighbo ring supe rno v a. N oso lar fla me scorchingth e planet.No thi ng!

B u t  somethi ng did happen, and allt he monk eys  were  gon e, leavin g b ehindnot h ing bu t cera mic t ee tha n d gol d ri ngs  w ith diamon d s . A nd lo ts  and  lots o f cow bones.

It s e eme d that all th e g reat e s tach i ev e men ts eve r done by humansturned todi r twhile allt heus eless c rap nob ody c a red abo ut lasted  for eons  a nd r e m ain ed as proo f of our  existenc e . The r ewas a bso lutely  n o t raceof any ofthe g reat m et ropoli tan c it ies hold ing the millions of peo ple, n o tra ces  of the r oad s  or  bridgeslink ing nation s.
Ev eryth ing gone. 

Ev e ry thi n g exc eptt he cerami c  t oot h fi llings, tha t i s!
Youwou l d expe ct a  pyramid to survi v e a million ye ars, o r a  sk y scra pe r, or an under gro un d nuclearbu nker, or acity mad eo f ste el and  glass , or an y t hi n g rele vant . I f only on e s in g le hard  d ri v e with  pic tu res—ju st pic t ures ! — of the humans' a chiev e m entss ome how m an aged to surv ive a mill ion years.Just o ne l ousyhard dr iv e... b utit  seems tha t  one mill ion y ears is  a  _lo t_of tim e.
T h e sky scra pe rscrashed,
 alien_construction components_for their colonies. My_theory is_that_the humans_left_this planet! They_left in a_mass migration! The Earth_climate changed dramatically_because_of the war against alien colonization, and since the humans had the technology to_make_tooth fillings,_they_had_also built an entire fleet_of spaceships and traveled to_the next_habitable planet! They never went extinct. They left,_and_never came back!"

"Uranium?"_Some whispers are still going about in the shadows.

Somewhere_behind the entrance, the Master Scientist_watches how the_scruffy_old_cats are arguing in_front of a very puzzled kitty.

The_human extinction has been a topic_of debate for centuries. Even when he_was a student, he had been_a cow overlords believer. But_after a_while, it was no longer_the theories that_had him_worried.

Aliens, viruses, climate_change, cow farts, they were all_nice and had_solid evidence to back them up._But_what scared him_was_the_suddenness of_the extinction. Now_you_have happy_humans_doing whatever naked monkeys did, and_the_next thing you know: _Poof!_ No more_monkeys!

None.

Not even a goodbye_note.

They_looked everywhere for a_crater or a trace of_an asteroid hitting the Earth. No_super volcano_erupting. No_burst of radiation from a neighboring supernova. No solar flame scorching_the planet. Nothing!

But something did happen,_and all the monkeys_were gone,_leaving_behind nothing but_ceramic_teeth and_gold rings with diamonds. And lots and_lots of_cow bones.

It seemed that all the_greatest achievements ever done_by_humans turned to dirt while all_the useless crap nobody cared about_lasted for eons and remained_as_proof_of our existence. There was_absolutely no trace of any of_the great metropolitan_cities holding the millions of people, no_traces_of the roads or bridges linking_nations.

Everything_gone.

Everything except the ceramic tooth fillings,_that_is!

You_would expect a pyramid to_survive a million years, or a_skyscraper, or an underground nuclear bunker, or a city_made of steel_and glass, or anything relevant._If_only_one single hard drive with pictures—just pictures!—of the humans' achievements_somehow managed_to survive a_million years. Just one lousy hard drive... but it seems_that one million years is a _lot__of time.

The skyscrapers crashed,