ged four pit traps and tripped over another one, just in the nick of time to avoid getting hit by a swinging blade. Jim dodged several falling rocks and a large stake to make it to the area where Alexandra was nearly decapitated. Jim used the plate in his head to stop one blade, which kept Alexandra from dying from the one attached to the same drop device.

"Are they trying to kill us?" Alexandra asked, "This is nuts!"

"That's a stupid question," Jim told her, continuing to run and dodge traps, "Of course they are trying to kill us. What do you think they are going to do? Greet us with open arms and say 'Here is my important artifact! Come and take me!' Get real, Alex!"

"That was supposed to be a rhetorical question," Alex scowled as they continued running, "Is that light up ahead?"

"Of course it is!" Jim said, "This scene has dragged on way too long and they are running out of ways to attempt to kill us. This means that either very soon they are going to have to succeed in killing one of us or let us get out so that they don't have to try anymore."

"You'd think they could just have us do a song and dance number," Alexandra said testily, "That would waste more words than this crap."

"That will come next," Jim said, "Right after we meet the bad guys."

"What makes you think we're going to meet the bad guys?" Alexandra asked him, "We haven't even found the surface yet."

"There it is," Jim said, pointing to the now obvious sign of daylight, "Unless I miss my guess they should be waiting right outside pointing guns at us and smirking stupidly at their success."

"Think so?" Alexandra said, "How much do you want to bet?"

"If I win you get up and sing a Britney Spears parody?" Jim said, "If you win I'll go and parody a 50 Cent song."

"Deal," Alexandra said, "Let's get out of here, shall we?"

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 " Are they trying to kill us? " Alexandra asked, " This is balmy! " 

 " That's a stupid question, " Jim tell her, continuing to scat and dodge traps, " Of course they are trying to kill us. What do you remember they are going to do? Greet us with open arms and say' Here is my important artifact! Come and take me!' Get real, Alex! " 

 " That was supposed to be a rhetorical question, " Alex scowled as they continued running, " Is that light up ahead? " 

 " Of course it is! " Jim say, " This scene has dragged on room excessively long and they are running out of ways to attempt to stamp out us. This means that either very soon they are going to have to succeed in killing one of us or lease us get out so that they don't have to try anymore. " 

 " You'd think they could just have us act a song and dance number, " Alexandra said testily, " That would pine away more words than this bullshit. " 

 " That will derive next, " Jim said, " Right after we meet the bad guy. " 

 " What makes you think we're going to touch the bad guys? " Alexandra asked him, " We haven't even found the airfoil yet. " 

 " There it is, " Jim say, pointing to the nowadays obvious sign of day, " Unless I miss my guess they should be waiting right outside point guns at us and smirking stupidly at their success. " 

 " Think so? " Alexandra say, " How much do you want to bet? " 

 " If I win you get up and sing a Britney Spears parody? " Jim said, " If you win I'll go and spoof a 50 Cent song. " 

 " Deal, " Alexandra said, " permit's get out of here, shall we? " 

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"Are they trying to kill ks?" Apexandra asked, "Thid is nuts!"

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"Thag war shp'ossd to he e rhetoricam question," Qlex scowled as theu sintinued runnjng, "Is trat light up ahead?"

"Of course it is!" Jim sdid, "This scene has dragged on way too long and jhey are rtnning out of ways to attempt to kill us. This meats thet eiuhcv veft doon they are going to have to succeed in kiljjnb pne of us or lct us get out so tnah yrey don't have to trv ahymore."

"You'd think tjey coujd juwt have uf do a song and dance number," Alwxandra said restily, "That would waste more worcs thsn this crap."

"That will cume hext," Jim sald, "Right zwter we meet the bac cuys."

"What makes you think wq're going to keet thd bac guys?" Alexandra asked him, "We haven't evej fouud tha surface jet."

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"Gfink so?" Alexancra said, "Kjw mych do you want to bej?"

"Ir I win you get up and sing a Briyneh S[ewrx [drody?" Jim sahd, "Iw yui win I'll go and oarocy a 50 Cent song."

"Deal," Dlexzndra said, "Let's gey jut of hgre, shall we?"

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"Are They trying to kill uS?" alEXandra asked, "ThiS is nutS!"

"THAt'S A StuPid Question," JiM tOld heR, ContinuINg TO RUn aND dodge traps, "Of Course they aRE trYing to KiLl uS. what do You thInK TheY are going to Do? GrEet us with Open arMS and say 'hEre is my ImportAnt ArtIfacT! coMe And TaKE me!' gEt ReaL, aleX!"

"That was SuPpOsed tO be a RHETOricAl qUestIon," AlEx scowled as thEy cOntiNUed RunniNg, "Is tHat lIgHt up aHead?"

"Of CoursE iT is!" Jim said, "This sCene Has draggeD on WaY toO lOng anD They arE ruNniNg out of Ways to aTTemPt TO KIlL us. This means that eiThER VeRy soon thEy are gOInG tO Have to suCcEed In kiLLIng onE of uS Or Let us get Out so tHAt ThEy don't hAvE to try AnYmoRe."

"YOu'd thINk thEy coulD just havE us do A Song and dance nuMBer," Alexandra sAId TEStILy, "ThAt wOuld waste moRe woRDs thAn thIS cRap."

"tHat wiLl comE nEXt," jIm said, "Right after we mEeT the baD guys."

"what makes you tHink we're goING To meet thE bad GUyS?" alexandra asked Him, "We Haven't even FOund the sUrfacE yet."

"TherE it is," Jim sAID, pointinG to The Now ObvIOUs Sign of daylighT, "uNlesS I Miss my gUesS they shOulD be WaiTinG rIght outsiDe pointiNg GuNs At Us aNd smiRKing stupIdLy aT tHeiR succESs."

"ThinK so?" AlExanDrA sAId, "HOw much dO YoU WAnt tO bEt?"

"if I wIn yOu Get up And sINg a britney spears parOdy?" jIm saId, "if You win I'Ll go and parody A 50 CEnt song."

"DeaL," ALexAndra sAID, "Let's get Out of here, shall we?"

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ged four pit traps and tri pped overanoth erone ,just  inthe nick of ti m e to  avoid getting hit bya swi ng i ng b l ad e. Ji m dodge d  s e v era lfa lli ng ro cks a nda large  stake tomak eit to the ar e awhere Alex and ra was nearl y d ecapit at ed. Jim u sed  theplatei n hishead to s to p  one b l ade, wh i c hkept  Alexandra from d y in g  from the oneattach ed to t hesam e drop dev ic e.

" A re they tr y i n g t o  kill us?" Al exandra ask e d,"Thisis  nu t s!"

" That' sa  st upid questi on,"  Jim told  her,c ontinui n g to ru n anddod getrap s ,"O f c ou r set he y a r e t rying to  k il l us.  Wha t d o  you  th inktheyare going todo?  Gre e t u s wit h ope n ar ms  andsay 'H ere i smy important ar tifa ct! Comeand  t ake  m e!' G e t real , A lex !"

"Th at wass upp os e d to  be a rhetorical q ue s t io n," Alex  scowl e das they con ti nue d ru n n ing,"Ist ha t lightup ahe a d? "
"Of co ur se itis !"Jim  said ,  "Th is sce ne has d ragge d  on way too lo n g and they ar e  r u n ni n g ou t o f ways to a ttem p t to  kil l  u s.T his m eansth a te ither very soon the yare go ing t o have to suc ceed in ki l l i ng one o f us or let us get out  so t hat they d o n't have  to t ry anymo re."

"Yo u ' d thinkthe y c oul d j u s thave us do as o ng a nd  dancenum ber," A lex and rasai dtestily,"That wo ul dwa st e m ore w o rds than  t his  c rap ."

" T hat wi ll co me n ex t, "  Ji m said, "R i g ht a ft er  wemee tthe b ad g u ys. "

"Wha t makes y out hink  w e' re goin g to meet the  b ad guys?"Al exa ndra a s k ed him,"We haven't even foundt he surf ace  yet. "

" There itis, " Jimsai d , poin ting t o the  n owo b vious s ig n o fdaylight," U nle ss Imi ss m y guess  they should be wa i tin g right outsi depoin t i ng  gu n sa t u sa nds m irking stupidly  at theirsu c ce ss."

"Thi n k s o? " Alexa ndra sa id, " H ow much  do you w ant to be t? "

" I f  Iwin you ge t up and  sing a B r itney Sp earspar ody?"Ji m s aid,"If yo u  wi n I'l l go a nd  parod y a 5 0Cent son g."

"Deal," Alexandrasaid,"Let' s g et out of  he r e,shall we? "

O f course,bec aus e the  au t hor w as r u nn ing out o f or i ginal ide a sand h ad  no intenti o n ofevenloo k ing up  the  lyrics to a 50 c e nt song to act uall y wri tea  par od y of, they wal k o ut i nto thesu nlight andfind Re
ged four_pit traps_and tripped over another_one, just_in_the nick_of_time to avoid_getting hit by_a swinging blade. Jim_dodged several falling_rocks_and a large stake to make it to the area where Alexandra was nearly_decapitated._Jim used_the_plate_in his head to stop_one blade, which kept Alexandra_from dying_from the one attached to the same drop_device.

"Are_they trying to_kill us?" Alexandra asked, "This is nuts!"

"That's a stupid_question," Jim told her, continuing to_run and dodge_traps,_"Of_course they are trying_to kill us. What do you_think they are going to do?_Greet us with open arms and say_'Here is my important artifact! Come_and take me!' Get real,_Alex!"

"That was_supposed to be a rhetorical_question," Alex scowled_as they_continued running, "Is_that light up ahead?"

"Of course it_is!" Jim said,_"This scene has dragged on way_too_long and they_are_running_out of_ways to attempt_to_kill us._This_means that either very soon they_are_going to have to succeed in killing_one of us or_let_us get out so_that they don't have to_try anymore."

"You'd think they could just_have us_do a_song and dance number," Alexandra said testily, "That would waste more_words than this crap."

"That will come_next," Jim said, "Right_after we_meet_the bad guys."

"What_makes_you think_we're going to meet the bad guys?"_Alexandra asked_him, "We haven't even found the_surface yet."

"There it is,"_Jim_said, pointing to the now obvious_sign of daylight, "Unless I miss_my guess they should be_waiting_right_outside pointing guns at us_and smirking stupidly at their success."

"Think_so?" Alexandra said,_"How much do you want to bet?"

"If_I_win you get up and sing_a_Britney Spears parody?" Jim said, "If_you_win_I'll go and parody a_50 Cent song."

"Deal," Alexandra said, "Let's_get out of here, shall we?"

Of course, because the_author was running_out of original ideas and_had_no_intention of even looking up the lyrics to a 50_cent song_to actually write_a parody of, they walk out into the sunlight and_find Re