 of gas at any point. We're being chased by two cars full of people who want to kill us."

"Yeah," Jim said, a proud smile forming, "Sucks to be them, doesn't it?"

"I'm sure," Jack laughed, "So what do we do next?"

"I'm thinking some Matrix style moves," Jim said, "Since this is only a Gremlin we aren't going that fast. Maybe I can jump over to the Mook car and have some fun."

"Sounds idiotic," Jack said, "But they aren't going to kill you, so you might as well do something idiotic. I'll use the Gremlin to try to keep the other car off your ass."

"Ok," Jim said, unclipping his seatbelt, "Ramming speed!"

Jim didn't even have to get out of the seat to make his jump. The glass had long since been shot out, so when the mook's car got in front of them to try to slow the Gremlin down (as if it could go much slower) Jack just hit the gas and rammed it. Jim flew out of the window and did a perfect forward roll onto the Chevy car still being driven by a mook. It was a marvelous piece of implausibility that was so artistic in its execution that nobody seemed to notice that it was completely impossible.

Jim stood up and grabbed on to the top of the Chevy. The mooks inside, instead of using their weapons to perforate the idiotic hero, decided that one of them should climb out the window and fight him hand to hand because a fight on top of a moving car is always much cooler than dispatching the hero intelligently.

Jack used the ailing Gremlin as a block to keep Adam's Chevy from getting to the one where Jim was waiting for the mook to come out and meet him. Jack was watching with a bit of humor, as he knew this was probably the single stupidest thing Jim Stalin had ever done in his presence. In his private life, however, Jack was sure Jim had done far stupider things when he wasn't around.

The mook climbed out onto the roof and tried to shoot Jim, but of course the wind made the shot go wild and the gun went clattering onto the hood of the Gremlin. Jim grinned and got into fighting stance, despite the fact that they were going
of gas at any point. We're being chased by two cars wide of citizenry who want to kill us. " 

 " Yeah, " Jim said, a gallant smile forming, " Sucks to be them, doesn't it? " 

 " I'm sure, " Jack laugh, " indeed what do we do next? " 

 " I'm think some Matrix style moves, " Jim suppose, " Since this is only a Gremlin we aren't going that fast. Maybe I can jump over to the Mook car and have some playfulness. " 

 " Sounds idiotic, " Jack said, " But they aren't go to kill you, so you might equally well do something absurd. I'll use the Gremlin to hear to keep the other car off your arsenic. " 

 " Ok, " Jim said, unclipping his seatbelt, " Ramming speed! " 

 Jim didn't even have to get out of the seat to make his jump. The glass had long since been shot out, so when the mook's car got in front of them to try to slow the Gremlin down (as if it could go a lot slow) Jack just strike the accelerator and rammed it. Jim flew out of the window and suffice a perfect forward roll onto the Chevy car however being driven by a mook. It was a marvelous piece of implausibility that was so artistic in its execution that nobody appear to notice that it was completely impossible. 

 Jim stood up and grabbed on to the circus tent of the Chevy. The mooks inside, alternatively of using their weapons to perforate the idiotic hero, decide that one of them should climb out the window and fight him bridge player to hand because a fight on top of a moving cable car is always much cooler than dispatching the hero intelligently. 

 Jack use the ailing Gremlin as a pulley to keep Adam's Chevy from contract to the one where Jim was waiting for the mook to do out and meet him. Jack was watching with a bit of humor, as he knew this was credibly the single stupidest thing Jim Stalin had always done in his presence. In his private life, however, Jack was certain Jim had done far stupider things when he wasn't around. 

 The mook climb out onto the roof and tried to shoot Jim, but of course the wind made the blastoff go wild and the gun went clattering onto the hood of the Gremlin. Jim grinned and perplex into fight position, despite the fact that they were start
 of gas at any point. We're bting chased by two cars hull of people dho want to kill us."

"Yeah," Jim daud, a kgoud smile forming, "Suzks to be them, dowsn't ut?"

"I'm sure," Ozck launked, "Sk whac vo we do next?"

"I'm thinking vome Matrix stfld loves," Jim said, "Since this is only a Gremlim ae aren't going thau fwst. Jaybe I can jump over to the Mook dar and have some fum."

"Sounds idiotic," Jack said, "Hut hhey aren't going tl kill you, wo yjy might as wdll do somttking idiotid. I'll use the Gremlin to try to keep the other cqr lxf your ass."

"Ik," Jii said, uncliiiing hiv seatbrlt, "Ramming spced!"

Jik dudn't even have to get out of the seat tj make hiv lump. The glass had lobg sincg beet shur ojt, ao wgen thf mkok's car gkt in front of them to try to xljq the Gremlin down (ws if it could go much slower) Jack just hpt tge gas and rammed it. Jin flew out of the winfow and dyd a perfect forward roll onto the Chevy car stiln beiig drnycn bh a mook. It was a marvelous piece of implausibilyfy tmat was so artisbic in its executipn tnwt nobody seeoed to nofice that it was clmpletejy impossible.

Jym syood up and grabbed on to tye top of thv Chwvy. The mooks insibe, instead oy usinb theor weapons to perforate the idiotic hego, decides that one of theo smound climb out the window anq fight hmm haud to havd bgcause w fight on top of a moving car is wlwayd kuch cooleg than dispatching the hero intxkligently.

Jacl gseg the aijing Nremlin as a bljck to keep Adcm's Chevv from getting tk the oie where Jim was waiting xlr the mook vo come ott abd mwet him. Gack was watchong with c bit of humor, as he kncw thka was probably cke single stupidext ghigg Jmm Stwnin had ever dond iv his oresenct. Ik hks ptivate life, however, Back was sure Jim had coke far stopider thyngs when he easn't around.

The molk clmmbed uut omto the roof and tried to shoot Jjm, but of comrse the wind madc thg shot go wnld and the gun went clattering onto the hood of the Gremlun. Jim grinned and you into fightiig stagce, despide the fact that thet were going
of gas at any point. We're being two full of who want to a smile forming, "Sucks be them, doesn't "I'm sure," Jack laughed, "So what we do next?" "I'm thinking some Matrix style moves," Jim said, "Since this only a Gremlin we aren't going that fast. Maybe I can jump over the car have fun." "Sounds idiotic," Jack said, "But they aren't going to kill you, so you might as do something idiotic. I'll use the Gremlin to to keep the other off your ass." "Ok," Jim unclipping seatbelt, "Ramming Jim even to get out the seat to make his jump. The glass had long since been shot out, so when the car got of them try slow Gremlin down (as could go much slower) Jack just and rammed it. Jim flew out of the and did perfect forward roll onto the Chevy still being driven by a mook. It was marvelous piece of implausibility that was so artistic in its execution that nobody seemed to it was completely impossible. stood up and on the of Chevy. The inside, instead of using their weapons to perforate the idiotic hero, that one of them should climb out the window and hand hand because a on top of a car always much cooler than hero Jack Gremlin a to keep Adam's Chevy getting to the one where was waiting for the meet him. Jack was watching with a bit humor, as he knew this was probably single stupidest thing Jim Stalin had ever done in his presence. In private life, was sure Jim had done far stupider things he wasn't around. The climbed out onto the roof and tried to shoot but course the made the shot wild and the went clattering onto of the Jim and stance, despite the fact that they going
 of gas at any point. We're being cHased by two Cars fUll Of pEoPle wHo waNt to kill us."

"Yeah," jIm saId, a proud smile forming, "SuCks to Be THem, dOEsN't it?"

"I'M sure," JaCK lAUGheD, "SO wHat Do WE dO next?"

"i'm tHinking Some Matrix StyLe Moves," Jim said, "sInCe this is onLy a gremlin we areN't gOing thAt FasT. maybe i caN jump Over to THe Mook Car and havE sOMe fun."

"SOUnds idiOTIc," jack Said, "But they aren't gOInG To kill you, so you Might aS wELl DO SomEthIng idiotic. i'lL use tHE GremliN To TRY To kEEp the other car Off your ass."

"OK," jim Said, unClIppINg his sEatbeLt, "rAmmIng speed!"

Jim Didn'T even have To get oUT of the sEAt to makE his juMp. THe gLass HAd LoNg sInCE beEN sHot OUt, sO when the MoOk'S car gOt in FRONT of tHem To trY to slOw the Gremlin dOwn (As if IT coUld go Much sLoweR) JAck juSt hit tHe gas AnD rammed it. Jim fleW out Of the windOw aNd Did A pErfecT ForwarD roLl oNto the CHevy car STilL bEING dRiven by a mook. It was a MaRVElOus piece Of implAUsIbILity that WaS so ArtiSTIc in iTs exECuTion that Nobody SEeMeD to notiCe That it WaS coMplEtely IMposSible.

JIm stood uP and gRAbbed on to the toP Of the Chevy. The MOoKS InSIde, iNstEad of using tHeir WEapoNs to PErForATe the IdiotIc HErO, Decided that one of theM sHould cLimb oUt the window anD fight him hAND To hand beCausE A fIGht on top of a movIng caR is always mUCh cooler Than dIspatchiNg the hero INTelligenTly.

jacK usEd tHE AiLing Gremlin as A BLock To Keep AdaM's CHevy froM geTtiNg tO thE oNe where JiM was waitInG fOr ThE moOk to cOMe out and MeEt hIm. jacK was wATching With a Bit oF hUmOR, as He knew tHIs WAS proBaBlY the SinGlE stupIdesT ThiNg Jim StAlin had evEr dONe in HiS pResence. in his private lIfE, however, JaCk Was Sure JiM HAd done faR stupider things when he waSN't arounD.

ThE mook ClimBed out ontO thE roof aNd tRIed to sHoot JiM, but oF cOurSE The wiND MaDe tHe Shot go wild AND thE gun wEnT claTtering Onto the hood of the GrEMliN. Jim grinned anD goT intO FIgHtiNG sTAncE, dESpiTE The fact that they Were going
 of gas at any point. We'r e being ch asedbytwo  c arsfull  of people who want  to kill us."

"Yeah,"  Jimsa i d, a pr oud s mile fo r mi n g , " Su ck s t ob ethem,  do esn't i t?"

"I'msur e, " Jack laugh e d,  "So whatdowe do next?" 

" I'm th in kin g  some  Ma trixstylem oves,"  Jim said ," Sincet his iso n ly  a G remlin we aren'tg oi n g that fast. M aybe I  c a nj u mpove r to the M oo k car and hav e  s o m e  fu n ."

"Sounds i diotic," Ja c k s aid, " Bu t t h ey are n't g oi n g t o kill you,  soyou might  as we l l do so m ethingidioti c.I'l l us e  t he  Gr em l int otry tokeep the  o th er ca r of f y o ur a ss. "

" Ok,"Jim said, unc lip ping his  seat belt,  "Ra mm ing s peed!" 

Jim  d idn't even have  toget out o f t he  se at  to m a ke his  ju mp.  The gl ass had lon gs i n ce  been shot out, so  w h e nthe mook 's car go ti n frontof  th em t o try t o sl o wthe Grem lin do w n(a s if it  c ould g omuc h s lower )  Jac k just  hit the  gasa nd rammed it.J im flew out o f  t h e  w i ndow  an d did a per fect forw ardr ol l o n to th e Che vy ca r  still being driven  b y a mo ok. I t was a marve lous piece o f  implaus ibil i ty that was so ar tisti c in its e x ecutionthatnobody s eemed ton o tice tha t i t w ascom p l et ely impossibl e . 

Ji mstood u p a nd grab bed  on  to  th etop of th e Chevy.  T he  m oo ksinsid e , instea dofus ing  thei r  weapo ns to  per fo ra t e t he idio t ic h ero,  d ec ided  th at  oneof t h emshouldclimb out  th e  win do wand fig ht him hand t ohand becau se  afighto n  top ofa moving car is alwaysm uch coo ler  than  dis patchingthe  heroint e lligen tly.
Jackus edt h e ail i n gGre ml in as a bl o c k t o kee pAdam 's Chev y from getting tot heone where Jim  wa s wa i t in g f o rt hemo o k t o come out and me et him. Ja ck wa s watching wit ha bit o f humor , ash e knewthis wasprobablyth e si n g lestupidestthing Ji m Stalinh ad ev e rdoneinhis pr es enc e. In  his p r iva te li fe, ho we ver, J ack w as  sure Ji m had done far stupider  thing s whe n h e wasn'taro u nd. 

The moo k cl imbed outont o t he ro ofa nd tr iedt osho o t Jim , bu t  of cours e  t hew i nd  made the s h o t  go  wild  an d  the g un w ent clattering on t o the hood oftheG r eml in. Jimgr inned and gotint of i ghting s ta nce, despit e the fa ct thatthey w ere go ing
 of_gas at_any point. We're being_chased by_two_cars full_of_people who want_to kill us."

"Yeah,"_Jim said, a proud_smile forming, "Sucks_to_be them, doesn't it?"

"I'm sure," Jack laughed, "So what do we do next?"

"I'm thinking_some_Matrix style_moves,"_Jim_said, "Since this is only_a Gremlin we aren't going_that fast._Maybe I can jump over to the Mook_car_and have some_fun."

"Sounds idiotic," Jack said, "But they aren't going to_kill you, so you might as_well do something_idiotic._I'll_use the Gremlin to_try to keep the other car_off your ass."

"Ok," Jim said, unclipping_his seatbelt, "Ramming speed!"

Jim didn't even have_to get out of the seat_to make his jump. The_glass had_long since been shot out,_so when the_mook's car_got in front_of them to try to slow_the Gremlin down_(as if it could go much_slower)_Jack just hit_the_gas_and rammed_it. Jim flew_out_of the_window_and did a perfect forward roll_onto_the Chevy car still being driven by_a mook. It was_a_marvelous piece of implausibility_that was so artistic in_its execution that nobody seemed to_notice that_it was_completely impossible.

Jim stood up and grabbed on to the top of_the Chevy. The mooks inside, instead_of using their weapons_to perforate_the_idiotic hero, decided_that_one of_them should climb out the window and_fight him_hand to hand because a fight_on top of a_moving_car is always much cooler than_dispatching the hero intelligently.

Jack used the_ailing Gremlin as a block_to_keep_Adam's Chevy from getting to_the one where Jim was waiting_for the mook_to come out and meet him. Jack_was_watching with a bit of humor,_as_he knew this was probably the_single_stupidest_thing Jim Stalin had ever_done in his presence. In his_private life, however, Jack was sure Jim had done_far stupider things_when he wasn't around.

The mook_climbed_out_onto the roof and tried to shoot Jim, but of_course the_wind made the_shot go wild and the gun went clattering onto the_hood of the Gremlin. Jim grinned and_got into fighting stance, despite the fact that they were going