renner is our boss and a very minor character. This is too idiotic even for this idiotic book. Someone has to agree with me and stop this madness!"

"At least until the end of the book," the author agreed, "Besides, I don't even want to have to think about this, let alone try to write it. You can move on now."

"Um," Admiral Sackenbrenner said, coming back to his senses, "Can we at least make some jokes about Michael Jackson's alleged pedophilia?"

"So long as you keep saying alleged," the author nodded, "Those jokes are always funny. At least for now. A few years from now who knows?"

"Maybe we should return it to him and use it to get him to make better music and stop manhandling kids," Jack said, "I mean it could be a good use for such a rare artifact."

"I'd settle for just making him stop making music," Jim shrugged, "But do you think that he'd really want this nose?"

"How did it get fossilized?" Admiral Sackenbrenner wondered, "I mean Jackson himself isn't but 45 or so. This thing is hundreds upon thousands of years old."

"It isn't nice to point out logic holes that large," Jack reminded his boss, "Especially since the audience has been trying to figure that out since we revealed that important plot point some two chapters ago."

"I still want an explanation," Sackenbrenner insisted, "I take a lot of crap out of you two. The least you can do is explain how a 20 year old nose ended up spending thousands of years getting fossilized."

"You really want to know?" Jim asked him, "Are you sure you really want to know that?"

"Of course I do," Sackenbrenner said, "And after the complete pile of horse manure you've thrown up in this idiotic mix of a novel I'm sure the readers would like to know this as well."

"Very well," Jack said, "Let me go at it like this. This is a book that will be able to be read thousands of years from now. Now assuming that the time space continuum is some form of oval construction that goes around and around for millions upon billions upon trillions of years it would mean that any piece of matter that once existed must again
renner is our boss and a very minor character. This is too idiotic even for this imbecile ledger. Someone has to agree with me and stop this rabies! " 

 " At least until the end of the book, " the generator harmonize, " Besides, I don't even want to suffer to think about this, let entirely try to write it. You can move on now. " 

 " Um, " Admiral Sackenbrenner say, coming back to his senses, " Can we at least make some jokes about Michael Jackson's alleged pedophilia? " 

 " thus long as you keep saying alleged, " the generator nodded, " Those jokes are always funny. At least for nowadays. A few years from now who knows? " 

 " Maybe we should return it to him and practice it to get him to make better music and stop manhandling kids, " Jack say, " I mean it could be a good use for such a rare artifact. " 

 " I'd settle for just making him stop making music, " Jim shrugged, " But do you think that he'd truly want this nose? " 

 " How did it get fossilize? " Admiral Sackenbrenner wonder, " I mean Jackson himself isn't but 45 or so. This thing is hundred upon thousands of class old. " 

 " It isn't nice to target out logic holes that large, " Jack reminded his boss, " Especially since the audience has been judge to figure that out since we revealed that important plot point some two chapters ago. " 

 " I still desire an explanation, " Sackenbrenner insist, " I take a lot of crap out of you two. The least you can do is excuse how a 20 year old nose ended up spending thousands of years getting fossilized. " 

 " You really desire to know? " Jim asked him, " Are you sure you really want to acknowledge that? " 

 " Of course I make, " Sackenbrenner said, " And after the accomplished pile of knight manure you've thrown up in this idiotic mix of a novel I'm certain the readers would wish to know this as well. " 

 " Very well, " Jack said, " get me go at it like this. This is a book that will be able to be read thousands of years from nowadays. Now assuming that the prison term space continuum is some form of ellipse construction that goes around and around for millions upon billions upon trillions of years it would mean that any piece of matter that once exist must again
renjer is our boss and a vevy minor charactgr. This ms too jdiotic dven for this idiotic book. Slmwone yas to agree with me avd stop tjis madnwss!"

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"I'd settls for tuft making him stop making music," Jim shrlgges, "But do you think that he'd really want this nose?"

"How qid it get fossilized?" Admiral Sackenbrenner wondesed, "I oeau Jackrin himself isn't but 45 or so. This thing is hundreqa ippn thousands on years old."

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"I stjul want an explavatpon," Vackenbrtvner insisted, "I twke a lot of erap out of iou two. The least you gdn do is explain hlw a 20 yaar old node ended up spending thousands of years gettimg fovsilized."

"Vou reslly want to hnow?" Jim asked him, "Arz you rure you rvally wanv to know thwt?"

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renner is our boss and a very This too idiotic for this idiotic with and stop this "At least until end of the book," the author "Besides, I don't even want to have to think about this, let alone to write it. You can move on now." "Um," Admiral Sackenbrenner said, coming to senses, we least make some jokes about Michael Jackson's alleged pedophilia?" "So long as you keep saying alleged," author nodded, "Those jokes are always funny. At for now. A few from now who knows?" "Maybe should it to and it get him to better music and stop manhandling kids," Jack said, "I mean it could be a good use for a rare settle for making stop music," Jim shrugged, you think that he'd really want did it get fossilized?" Admiral Sackenbrenner wondered, "I Jackson himself but 45 or so. This thing hundreds upon thousands of years old." "It isn't to point out logic holes that large," Jack reminded his boss, "Especially since the audience trying to figure that since we revealed important point two ago." "I want an explanation," Sackenbrenner insisted, "I take a lot of crap of you two. The least you can do is explain 20 old nose ended spending thousands of years fossilized." really want to know?" him, you want know "Of course I do," said, "And after the complete of horse manure you've mix of a novel I'm sure the readers like to know this as well." "Very Jack said, "Let me go at it like this. This is a that will to be read thousands of years from now. assuming that the time continuum is some form of oval construction that goes and for millions billions upon trillions years it would that any piece that once must
renner is our boss and a very miNor charactEr. ThiS is Too IdIotiC eveN for this idiotiC Book. someone has to agree with mE and sToP This MAdNess!"

"AT least uNTiL THe eNd Of The BoOK," tHe autHor Agreed, "BEsides, I don'T evEn Want to have to THiNk about thiS, leT alone try to wRitE it. You CaN moVE on noW."

"Um," admirAl SackENbrennEr said, comInG Back to HIs senseS, "cAn We at Least make some jokeS AbOUt Michael JacksOn's allEgED pEDOphIliA?"

"So long as yOu Keep sAYing allEGeD," THE auTHor nodded, "ThosE jokes are alWAys Funny. AT lEasT For now. a few yEaRS frOm now who knoWs?"

"MaYbe we shouLd retuRN it to hiM And use iT to get Him To mAke bETtEr MusIc ANd sTOp ManHAndLing kids," jaCk Said, "I Mean IT COUld bE a gOod uSe for Such a rare artiFacT."

"I'd sETtlE for jUst maKing HiM stop Making Music," jiM shrugged, "But do yOu thInk that he'D reAlLy wAnT this NOse?"

"How Did It gEt fossiLized?" AdMIraL SACKEnBrenner wondered, "I meAn jACkSon himseLf isn't BUt 45 Or SO. This thiNg Is hUndrEDS upon ThouSAnDs of yearS old."

"It ISn'T nIce to poInT out loGiC hoLes That lARge," JAck remInded his Boss, "ESPecially since tHE audience has bEEn TRYiNG to fIguRe that out siNce wE ReveAled THaT imPOrtanT plot PoINt SOme two chapters ago."

"I sTiLl want An expLanation," SackeNbrenner inSISTed, "I take A lot OF cRAp out of you two. THe leaSt you can do IS explain How a 20 yEar old noSe ended up SPEnding thOusAndS of YeaRS GeTting fossilizED."

"you rEaLly want To kNow?" Jim aSkeD hiM, "ArE yoU sUre you reaLly want tO kNoW tHaT?"

"Of CoursE i do," SackeNbRenNeR saId, "And AFter thE compLete PiLe OF hoRse manuRE yOU'Ve thRoWn Up in ThiS iDiotiC mix OF a nOvel I'm sUre the reaDerS WoulD lIkE to know This as well."

"VerY wEll," Jack saiD, "LEt mE go at iT LIke this. THis is a book that will be ablE To be reaD thOusanDs of Years from Now. now assUmiNG that tHe time Space CoNtiNUUm is sOME fOrm Of Oval constrUCTioN that GoEs arOund and Around for millions uPOn bIllions upon trIllIons OF YeArs IT wOUld MeAN thAT Any piece of matteR that once eXiSTeD must again
renner is our boss and a v ery minorchara cte r.Th is i s to o idiotic even forthis idiotic book. Som eoneha s  toa gr ee wi th me a n ds t opth is  ma dn e ss !"

" Atleast u ntil the e ndof  the book,"t he  author ag ree d, "Besides,  Idon'tev enw ant t o h ave t o thin k  about  this, le ta lone t r y to wr i t eit.You can move on n o w. " 

"Um," Admira l Sack en b re n n ersai d, comingba ck to his sen s es , " Can we at least m ake some jo k esaboutMi cha e l Jack son's  a l leg ed pedophil ia?" 

"So lon g as y o u keeps aying a lleged ,"the  aut h or  n odd ed ,  "T h os e j o kes  are alw ay sfunny . At l e a st f ornow.  A fe w years fromnow  who kno ws?"
"May be w eshoul d retu rn it  t o him and use i t to  get himtoma kebe tterm usic a ndsto p manha ndlingk ids ," J a ck  said, "I mean itco u l dbe a goo d usef or  s u ch a rar eart ifac t . "

"I 'd s e tt le for j ust ma k in ghim sto pmaking  m usi c,"  Jims hrug ged, " But do y ou th i nk that he'd r e ally want thi s  n o s e? " 

"H owdid it getfoss i lize d?"A dm ira l  Sack enbre nn e rw ondered, "I mean Ja ck son hi mself  isn't but 45  or so. Th i s thing is  hun d re d s upon thousan ds of  years old . "

"It i sn'tnice topoint out l ogic hol estha t l arg e , "Jack reminded h is b os s, "Esp eci ally si nce  th e a udi en ce has be en tryin gto  f ig ure  that out sinc ewere vea led t h at imp ortan t pl ot  p o int  some t w oc h apte rs  a go." 

" Istill  wan t  an  explan ation," S ack e nbre nn er  insist ed, "I take a  l ot of crap  o utof you t wo. Theleast you can do is exp l ain how  a20 ye ar o ld nose e nde d up s pen d ing th ousand s ofye ars g ettin g fo ssi li zed."

"Yo u rea lly w an t to  know?"  Jim asked him, "A r e y ou sure you r eal ly w a n ttok no w  th at ? "
" O f course I do,"  Sackenbre nn e rsaid, "And aft er  the co mpletepileo f horse  manure y ou've thr ow n up i n t his idioti c mix of  a novelI 'm su r ethe r ead ers wo ul d l ike t o know thi s aswell." 
"Verywell, "Jack sai d, "Let me go at it lik e this . Thi s i s a booktha t  wi ll be abl e to  be read t hou san ds of  ye a rs fr om n o w.  No w  assu ming that thet im e s p a ce  continuumi s som e for m o f  ovalcons truction that goe s  around and ar ound f ormil l ions  u pon billions u pon  t r i llions o fyears it wo uld mean  t h at an y piec e of m atter t h a to nce ex iste d m ust again 
renner is_our boss_and a very minor_character. This_is_too idiotic_even_for this idiotic_book. Someone has_to agree with me_and stop this_madness!"

"At_least until the end of the book," the author agreed, "Besides, I don't even_want_to have_to_think_about this, let alone try_to write it. You can_move on_now."

"Um," Admiral Sackenbrenner said, coming back to his_senses,_"Can we at_least make some jokes about Michael Jackson's alleged pedophilia?"

"So_long as you keep saying alleged,"_the author nodded,_"Those_jokes_are always funny. At_least for now. A few years_from now who knows?"

"Maybe we should_return it to him and use it_to get him to make better_music and stop manhandling kids,"_Jack said,_"I mean it could be_a good use_for such_a rare artifact."

"I'd_settle for just making him stop_making music," Jim_shrugged, "But do you think that_he'd_really want this_nose?"

"How_did_it get_fossilized?" Admiral Sackenbrenner_wondered,_"I mean_Jackson_himself isn't but 45 or so._This_thing is hundreds upon thousands of years_old."

"It isn't nice to_point_out logic holes that_large," Jack reminded his boss,_"Especially since the audience has been_trying to_figure that_out since we revealed that important plot point some two chapters_ago."

"I still want an explanation," Sackenbrenner_insisted, "I take a_lot of_crap_out of you_two._The least_you can do is explain how a_20 year_old nose ended up spending thousands_of years getting fossilized."

"You_really_want to know?" Jim asked him,_"Are you sure you really want_to know that?"

"Of course I_do,"_Sackenbrenner_said, "And after the complete_pile of horse manure you've thrown_up in this_idiotic mix of a novel I'm sure_the_readers would like to know this_as_well."

"Very well," Jack said, "Let me_go_at_it like this. This is_a book that will be able_to be read thousands of years from now. Now_assuming that the_time space continuum is some_form_of_oval construction that goes around and around for millions upon_billions upon_trillions of years_it would mean that any piece of matter that once_existed must again