
Adam Dirtpassion managed to gain a bit of speed as he tried to attack Jim Stalin. Of course, this scene had readily run its course so it made sense to the author to end it here by having the bad guy miss Jim completely and accidentally ski off the edge of the mountain. Of course there was no ledge there a minute ago, but this did not matter. It was convenient.

"Oh dear," Jim Stalin said as he watched Adam Dirtpassion fall, "I dare say we're going to need a new villain."

"Nahh," Jack Wack said, also watching, "Look at that. Gravity is bending for him. He'll be battered, bruised and more than a little pissed, but he should be able to show up to piss us off again."

"So what now?" Jim wondered, "This chapter is pretty well done isn't it?"

"I guess we go back and try to find out more," Jack shrugged, "Unless you want to have a completely pointless musical number?"

"I can live with that," Jim agreed, "Let's have a completely pointless musical number.

And so they went, skiing off into the sunset as the music slowly began for the completely unnecessary musical number. Hey, wait a minute, I haven't finished this chapter yet! Do not start that music yet! Let me figure out what they are going to be singing first you bastards! Nooooooooo!

## Chapter XXI – The Completely Pointless Musical Number

Jim Stalin and Jack Wack made it to the bottom of the mountain in record time, just as the music that had accidentally started at the end of the previous chapter started going. Jack thought it entirely appropriate that a derivative spoof of a derivative white character get to do a song that is a spoof of a derivative white rapper. Jim shrugged and began to move to the music of Eminem's "My Name Is" as he tried to figure out how to rap in ten seconds or less.

"Hi!" Jim said, trying to imitate Eminem, "My name is..."

"What?" Jack said, playing along.

"My name is..." Jim continued.

"Who?" Jack sighed.

"My name is..." Jim finished after a scratch, "Jim Stalin!"

"Hi!" Jim said, continuing to imitate Eminem, "My name
Adam Dirtpassion managed to gain a bit of speed as he judge to assail Jim Stalin. Of course, this scene had promptly run its class so it made sense to the writer to end it here by having the bad guy neglect Jim wholly and accidentally ski off the edge of the batch. Of course there was no ledge there a moment ago, but this did not count. It was convenient. 

 " Oh dear, " Jim Stalin suppose as he watched Adam Dirtpassion fall, " I make bold say we're going to need a modern villain. " 

 " Nahh, " Jack Wack said, also watching, " Look at that. graveness is bending for him. He'll be clobber, bruised and more than a little pissed, but he should be able to testify up to piss us off again. " 

 " So what now? " Jim wondered, " This chapter is pretty well suffice isn't it? " 

 " I guess we go back and try to find out more, " Jack shrugged, " Unless you want to have a completely pointless musical act? " 

 " I can live with that, " Jim agreed, " lease's have a completely pointless musical numeral. 

 And so they went, skiing off into the sunset as the music slowly begin for the completely unnecessary musical number. Hey, wait a minute, I haven't finished this chapter even! Do not start that music yet! Let me figure out what they are survive to be singing foremost you bastard! Nooooooooo! 

 # # Chapter XXI – The Completely Pointless Musical Number 

 Jim Stalin and Jack Wack made it to the bottom of the batch in record time, just as the music that had accidentally started at the end of the previous chapter started going. Jack think it entirely appropriate that a derivative parody of a derivative white character get to do a song that is a parody of a derivative white rapper. Jim shrugged and began to be active to the music of Eminem's " My Name Is " as he tried to figure out how to tap in ten seconds or less. 

 " Hi! " Jim said, trying to imitate Eminem, " My name is... " 

 " What? " Jack said, playing along. 

 " My name is... " Jim continued. 

 " Who? " Jack sighed. 

 " My name is... " Jim finished after a scratch, " Jim Stalin! " 

 " Hi! " Jim said, continuing to imitate Eminem, " My name

Adal Dirtpassion managed to gain a bit of speed av he tdied to xttack Jim Stalin. Of course, vhis scent had readily run igs course so it mqde wwnse to thx author to ens it kece by having thg bad guy mivs Jim completalh cnd accidentally ski off the edge of the moinhain. Of course thege was no ledge there a minute ago, but tgis did not matter. Iy was convenient.

"Oh dear," Jil Stwlin said as he wahched Adam Eirt[qssion fall, "K dare say we're going jo need a new villain."

"Nahh," Jack Wxck scid, also wajeyinh, "Look at thet. Granity is bendikb for vim. He'lk be battered, nruisxd abd more than a little pissed, but he shoold be abla co show up to piss us odf agdin."

"Sm whxr nuw?" Nik sonderfd, "Vhis chapted is pretty well done isn't it?"

"I gtvxs we go baci and err to find out more," Jack shrugged, "Unless yoh want to have a complerely pointless musicap number?"

"I can live with that," Jim agreed, "Let's have a compledely 'okntoefr mksical number.

And so they went, skiing off into fht slnset as the musig slowly began for tje sompletely unvecesscdy musical number. Hej, wait w minyte, I havtn't fonished this chapter yet! Do not start tkat music yet! Let me yigure out wkat thgy are going to be singing fixst yoh bastards! Jooooooook!

## Chapter XXI – Thd Cpm[letely Kuintless Musical Gumber

Jim Stakin and Jacl Wack made it tl the bottom of the mounhain nn reword time, uust as the music that had accivxntally startgd dt nhe end oy the irevious chaptew started goiny. Jack tkought it entiremy apprmpriate thae a derivativa spoof of a verivativq whute xharactdf get to do a xong that is a spood of a derivative xhitg dapper. Jim shruyyee and began to kovd tj nhe mtvic of Eminek's "Mh Nxke Is" as he uxieb go fogure out how to rap in fen seconds or lesx.

"Hl!" Jim saie, trying to imitate Ekinem, "My name is..."

"Whwt?" Jark saiv, playong along.

"My name is..." Jim continued.

"Sho?" Jack digmed.

"My name is..." Jim finished afcer a scratch, "Jim Stalin!"

"Hi!" Jim said, contmnuing to imitate Emingm, "My name
Adam Dirtpassion managed to gain a bit as tried to Jim Stalin. Of run course so it sense to the to end it here by having bad guy miss Jim completely and accidentally ski off the edge of the Of course there was no ledge there a minute ago, but this did matter. was "Oh Jim Stalin said as he watched Adam Dirtpassion fall, "I dare say we're going to need new villain." "Nahh," Jack Wack said, also watching, at that. Gravity is for him. He'll be battered, and than a pissed, he be able to up to piss us off again." "So what now?" Jim wondered, "This chapter is pretty well done it?" "I go back try find more," Jack shrugged, want to have a completely pointless can live with that," Jim agreed, "Let's have completely pointless number. And so they went, skiing into the sunset as the music slowly began the completely unnecessary musical number. Hey, wait a minute, I haven't finished this chapter yet! start that music yet! me figure out they going be first you Nooooooooo! ## Chapter XXI – The Completely Pointless Musical Number Jim and Jack Wack made it to the bottom of the record just as the that had accidentally started the of the previous chapter Jack it a spoof a derivative white character to do a song that a spoof of a and began to move to the music of "My Name Is" as he tried to out how to rap in ten seconds or less. "Hi!" Jim said, to imitate name is..." "What?" Jack said, playing along. "My is..." Jim continued. "Who?" sighed. "My name is..." Jim finished after a scratch, Stalin!" Jim said, to imitate Eminem, name

Adam Dirtpassion managed to gAin a bit of sPeed aS he TriEd To atTack jim Stalin. Of couRSe, thIs scene had readily run itS courSe SO it mADe Sense To the auTHoR TO enD iT hEre By HAvIng thE baD guy misS Jim compleTelY aNd accidentalLY sKi off the edGe oF the mountain. of cOurse tHeRe wAS no leDge There A minutE Ago, but This did noT mATter. It WAs conveNIEnT.

"Oh dEar," Jim Stalin said aS He WAtched Adam DirtPassioN fALl, "i DAre Say We're going tO nEed a nEW villaiN."

"naHH," jAck wAck said, also waTching, "Look aT ThaT. GraviTy Is bENding fOr him. he'LL be Battered, bruIsed And more thAn a litTLe pisseD, But he shOuld be AblE to Show UP tO pIss Us OFf aGAiN."

"So WHat Now?" Jim woNdErEd, "ThiS chaPTER Is prEttY welL done Isn't it?"

"I guess wE go Back ANd tRy to fInd ouT morE," JAck shRugged, "unlesS yOu want to have a coMpleTely pointLesS mUsiCaL numbER?"

"I can lIve WitH that," JiM agreed, "lEt's HaVE A CoMpletely pointless mUsICAl Number.

AnD so theY WeNt, SKiing off InTo tHe suNSEt as tHe muSIc Slowly beGan for THe CoMpletelY uNnecesSaRy mUsiCal nuMBer. HEy, wait A minute, I Haven'T Finished this chAPter yet! Do not sTArT THaT MusiC yeT! Let me figurE out WHat tHey aRE gOinG To be sInginG fIRsT You bastards! NoooooooOo!

## chapteR XXI – THe Completely POintless MuSICAl Number

jim STAlIN and Jack Wack maDe it tO the bottom OF the mounTain iN record tIme, just as THE music thAt hAd aCciDenTALlY started at the END of tHe PreviouS chApter stArtEd gOinG. JaCk Thought it Entirely ApPrOpRiAte That a DErivativE sPooF oF a dErivaTIve whiTe chaRactEr GeT To dO a song tHAt IS A spoOf Of A derIvaTiVe whiTe raPPer. jim shruGged and beGan TO movE tO tHe music Of Eminem's "My NaMe is" as he trieD tO fiGure ouT HOw to rap iN ten seconds or less.

"Hi!" Jim sAId, tryinG to ImitaTe EmInem, "My namE is..."

"what?" JaCk sAId, playIng aloNg.

"My nAmE is..." jIM contINUeD.

"WhO?" JAck sighed.

"MY NAme Is..." Jim FiNishEd after A scratch, "Jim Stalin!"

"HI!" jim Said, continuinG to ImitATE EMinEM, "MY NamE

Adam Dirtpassion managedto gain abit o f s pee das h e tr ied to attackJ im S talin. Of course, this  scen eh ad r e ad ily r un itsc ou r s e s oit  ma de se nse t o t he auth or to endithe re by having th e bad guymis s Jim comple tel y andac cid e ntall y s ki of f thee dge of  the moun ta i n. Ofc ourse t h e re  was  no ledge there a mi n ute ago, but t his di dn ot m att er.  It was co nv enien t .

"Ohd ea r , "  Ji m  Stalin saidas he watch e d A dam Di rt pas s ion fa ll, " Id are  say we'regoin g to need  a new villain . "

"Nah h," Ja ckWac k sa i d,  a lso  w a tch i ng , " L ook  at that .Gr avity  isb e n d ingfor  him . He' ll be battere d,brui s edand m ore t hanalittl e piss ed, b ut  he should be a bleto show u p t opis sus of f  again ."
"S o whatnow?" J i m w on d e r ed , "This chapter is  p r e tt y well d one is n 't  i t ?"

"I g ue sswe g o backandt ry  to find  out m o re ,"  Jack s hr ugged,  " Unl ess  youw antto hav e a comp letel y  pointless mus i cal number?""I c an live  wi th that," J im a g reed , "L e t' s h a ve acompl et e ly pointless musical n um ber.
And s o they went,skiing off i n to the s unse t  a s  the music slo wly b egan for t h e comple telyunnecess ary music a l  number.  He y,wai t a m in ute, I haven' t fini sh ed this  ch apter y et!  Do  no t s ta rt that m usic yet !Le tme  fi gureo ut whatth eyar e g oingt o be s ingin g fi rs ty oubastard s !N o oooo oo oo !

# # C ha pterXXI–  Th e Compl etely Poi ntl e ss M us ic al Numb er

Jim Stali nand Jack W ac k m ade it t o the bo ttom of the mountain in recordtim e, ju st a s the mus icthat h ada cciden tallystart ed  at t he en d of  th eprevious c h a pte r sta rt ed g oing. J ack thought it ent i rel y appropriate  th at a d er iva t iv e  sp oo f  of a  derivative whi te charact er ge t to do as ong  t hat isa spoof  of a derivat ive white  rapper.Ji m sh r u gge d and bega n to mov e to them usico fEmine m's  "My N am e I s" as  he tr i edto fi gure o ut  how t o rap  i n ten se conds or less.

"Hi!" J im sai d, tr yin g to imit ate Emi nem, "Myname  is..."

" Wha t?"  Jack  sa i d, pl ayin g  a lon g .

"M y na m e is..."J im  co n t in ued.

"Who? " J ack  sigh ed. 
"My n ameis..." Jim finish e d after a scra tch, " Jim  St a lin! "
"Hi!" Jim sai d,co n t inuing t oimitate Emi nem, "My  n a me

Adam Dirtpassion_managed to_gain a bit of_speed as_he_tried to_attack_Jim Stalin. Of_course, this scene_had readily run its_course so it_made_sense to the author to end it here by having the bad guy miss_Jim_completely and_accidentally_ski_off the edge of the_mountain. Of course there was_no ledge_there a minute ago, but this did not_matter._It was convenient.

"Oh_dear," Jim Stalin said as he watched Adam Dirtpassion_fall, "I dare say we're going_to need a_new_villain."

"Nahh,"_Jack Wack said, also_watching, "Look at that. Gravity is_bending for him. He'll be battered,_bruised and more than a little pissed,_but he should be able to_show up to piss us_off again."

"So_what now?" Jim wondered, "This_chapter is pretty_well done_isn't it?"

"I guess_we go back and try to_find out more,"_Jack shrugged, "Unless you want to_have_a completely pointless_musical_number?"

"I_can live_with that," Jim_agreed,_"Let's have_a_completely pointless musical number.

And so they_went,_skiing off into the sunset as the_music slowly began for_the_completely unnecessary musical number._Hey, wait a minute, I_haven't finished this chapter yet! Do_not start_that music_yet! Let me figure out what they are going to be_singing first you bastards! Nooooooooo!

## Chapter_XXI – The Completely_Pointless Musical_Number

Jim_Stalin and Jack_Wack_made it_to the bottom of the mountain in_record time,_just as the music that had_accidentally started at the_end_of the previous chapter started going._Jack thought it entirely appropriate that_a derivative spoof of a_derivative_white_character get to do a_song that is a spoof of_a derivative white_rapper. Jim shrugged and began to move_to_the music of Eminem's "My Name_Is"_as he tried to figure out_how_to_rap in ten seconds or_less.

"Hi!" Jim said, trying to imitate_Eminem, "My name is..."

"What?" Jack said, playing along.

"My name_is..." Jim continued.

"Who?"_Jack sighed.

"My name is..." Jim_finished_after_a scratch, "Jim Stalin!"

"Hi!" Jim said, continuing to imitate Eminem,_"My name