 the week and all the months in the year after them, including making their year of birth the year zero of history and their birthday the national day because, as every subject of the country knows, history began with the birth of the Leader.

Other tyrants decorate their walls with the heads of the opposition leaders that still have the faces comically frozen in the surprised expression that graced their unexpected death.

Others write inept books like _On Establishing the Great Advancement_ or _The Book of Infinite Wisdom_ or other literary masterpieces in the tyrant couldn't help but lay down in such great details every single law, every single rule of the grand future plans that ever crossed his mind, so that the future generations may witness the beauty of the ultimate wet dream of a control freak. Naturally, these works of genius are required reading all over the land.

Not only that, but every single day, every single person should recite its preface before going to sleep and wake up in the morning mumbling its quotes and phrases.

However, what every single tyrant has in common, proven to be the most certain thing—the absolute must—is to pile up lots and lots of titles for himself.

You can't be a proper self-respecting tyrant if your people don't call you names like: absolute, supreme, father of the nation, great, paramount, eternal, triumphant, glorious... essentially every single pompous and inflated fart sound you can find in a dictionary.

And all these with a "The" in front!

Because any warlord can be a normal eternal leader and a common supreme visionary, but "THE eternal leader"? "THE supreme visionary"? "THE absolute commander"?

That means there is only one of a kind!

Everyone knows you can't beat that!

And if you think that the tyrant himself took a day off for brainstorming all these titles, you will be SO wrong!

Why should you do all the hard work by yourself, when you can have an army of ass-kissers with velvet tongues just waiting to polish those buttocks until they shine like spotless porcelain? That is why every supreme majesty has hordes of spineless cowards coming up with the most idiotic ass-kissing ideas just to earn the privilege of being The Absolute Leader's favorite pet:

\- Building the greatest statue in the
the week and all the months in the year after them, including make their class of birth the year zero of history and their birthday the home day because, as every topic of the country know, history began with the birth of the Leader. 

 early tyrant decorate their wall with the heads of the opposition leader that however have the faces comically frozen in the surprised expression that graced their unexpected end. 

 Others write inept books like _ On establish the Great Advancement _ or _ The Book of Infinite Wisdom _ or other literary masterpieces in the tyrant couldn't help oneself but lay down in such bang-up details every single law, every single rule of the august future plans that ever crossed his mind, so that the future generations may witness the smasher of the ultimate besotted pipe dream of a control freak. Naturally, these works of genius are required reading all over the land. 

 Not merely that, but every single day, every individual person should recite its preface before going to sleep and wake up in the dawn mumbling its quotes and phrases. 

 However, what every single tyrant has in coarse, proven to be the most certain thing — the absolute must — is to pile up lots and draw of titles for himself. 

 You can't be a proper self - respecting tyrant if your people don't call you name like: absolute, supreme, father of the state, big, paramount, eternal, triumphant, glorious... basically every single pompous and inflated fart sound you can find in a dictionary. 

 And all these with a " The " in front! 

 Because any warlord can be a normal eternal leader and a common supreme visionary, but " THE endless leader "? " THE sovereign visionary "? " THE absolute commander "? 

 That means there is only one of a kind! 

 Everyone knows you can't drum that! 

 And if you think that the tyrant himself consider a day off for brainstorm all these titles, you will be SO wrong! 

 Why should you practice all the hard oeuvre by yourself, when you can have an army of ass - kissers with velvet tongues just waiting to polish those buttocks until they shine like immaculate porcelain? That is why every supreme majesty has horde of spineless cowards coming up with the most idiotic ass - kissing ideas barely to earn the privilege of being The Absolute Leader's favorite pet: 

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You can't bE a proper seLF-REspectinG tyrANt IF your people don'T call You names liKE: absolutE, suprEme, fatheR of the natION, great, paRamOunT, etErnAL, TrIumphant, gloriOUS... essEnTially eVerY single PomPouS anD inFlAted fart sOund you cAn FiNd In A diCtionARy.

And all ThEse WiTh a "the" in FRont!

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that meANS there is Only one of a kind!

Everyone kNOws you cAn't Beat tHat!

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Why sHould you do all the haRD woRk by yourself, wHen You cAN HaVe aN ArMY of AsS-KisSERs with velvet tonGues just waItINg To polish thOSe bUtTocks unTil they Shine LIke spotLess porceLain? That iS wHy evERY suPreme majesTy has horDes of spinELess cOWaRds coMinG up witH tHe mOst idIotic aSS-kiSsing Ideas jUsT to earN the pRiVilege of Being The Absolute Leader's FavoriTe pet:

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 the week and all the mont hs in theyearaft erth em,incl uding making t h eiryear of birth the year  zero  o f  his t or y and  theirb ir t h day  t he  na ti o na l day  be cause,as every s ubj ec t of the cou n tr y knows, h ist ory began wi ththe bi rt h o f  theLea der.
Other tyrant s decorat et heir w a lls wit h th e he ads of the opposi t io n  leaders thatstillha v et h e f ace s comicall yfroze n  in the su r p r ise d  expression t hat gracedt hei r unex pe cte d  death .

Ot he r s w rite ineptbook s like _O n Esta b lishing the Gre at Adv anc eme nt_o r_T heBo o k o f  I nfi n ite  Wisdom_  o rother  lit e r a r y ma ste rpie ces i n the tyrantcou ldn' t  he lp bu t lay  dow nin su ch gre at de ta ils every singl e la w, everysin gl e r ul e oft he gra ndfut ure pla ns that eve rc r o ss ed his mind, so th at t he  futuregenera t io ns may witn es s t he b e a uty o f th e  u ltimatewet dr e am  o f a con tr ol fre ak . N atu rally ,  the se wor ks of ge niusa re required re a ding all over th e la n d.
Not  only that,  but ever y si n gl e d a y, ev ery s in g le person should recit eits pr eface  before going  to sleepa n d  wake up  int he morning mumbli ng it s quotes a n d phrase s.

H owever,what ever y single t yra nthas  in c om mon, proven t o be t he  most c ert ain thi ng— the  ab sol ut e must—is  to pile  u plo ts  an d lot s  of titl es  fo rhim self. 
You c an'tbe a  p ro p erself-re s pe c t ingty ra nt i f y ou r peo pled on' t callyou names  li k e: a bs ol ute, su preme, father  o f the nati on , g reat,p a ramount,  eternal, triumphant, g l orious. ..essen tial ly everysin gle po mpo u s andinflat ed fa rt  so u n d you c an  fi nd  in a dict i o nar y.

A nd  all  thesewith a "The" in fr o nt! 

Because any  wa rlor d ca n b e  a nor ma l  et e r nal leader anda common s up r em e visionar y , b ut  "THE e ternalleade r "? "THE  supremevisionary "?  "TH E abs olute comm ander"?
That mea n s the r eis on lyone of  a  ki nd!
Everyo n e k nowsyou ca n' t beat  that !
And ifyou think that the tyra nt him selftoo k a day o fff orbrainstor ming  all these  ti tle s, yo u w i ll be  SOw ro ng! 
Whyshou l d you doa ll  th e ha rd work byy o u rse lf, w hen you ca n ha ve an army of ass - kissers with v elve t ton gue s  jus twaiting to pol ish  t h o se butto ck s until the y shineli k e spo tlessporcel ain? Th a t  i s  why e very  su preme maj est yh as hord es  o f  spine less  c owards  comin g  upw i th the most idio tic a s s -kiss i ngideas  j ust toe arnthe privil ege of bein g TheAbso luteLeader' sfavori tepe t:

\- Bui l ding thegreat est sta tu e in  th e
 the_week and_all the months in_the year_after_them, including_making_their year of_birth the year_zero of history and_their birthday the_national_day because, as every subject of the country knows, history began with the birth_of_the Leader.

Other_tyrants_decorate_their walls with the heads_of the opposition leaders that_still have_the faces comically frozen in the surprised expression_that_graced their unexpected_death.

Others write inept books like _On Establishing the Great_Advancement_ or _The Book of Infinite_Wisdom_ or other_literary_masterpieces_in the tyrant couldn't_help but lay down in such_great details every single law, every_single rule of the grand future plans_that ever crossed his mind, so_that the future generations may_witness the_beauty of the ultimate wet_dream of a_control freak._Naturally, these works_of genius are required reading all_over the land.

Not_only that, but every single day,_every_single person should_recite_its_preface before_going to sleep_and_wake up_in_the morning mumbling its quotes and_phrases.

However,_what every single tyrant has in common,_proven to be the_most_certain thing—the absolute must—is_to pile up lots and_lots of titles for himself.

You can't_be a_proper self-respecting_tyrant if your people don't call you names like: absolute, supreme,_father of the nation, great, paramount,_eternal, triumphant, glorious... essentially_every single_pompous_and inflated fart_sound_you can_find in a dictionary.

And all these with_a "The"_in front!

Because any warlord can be_a normal eternal leader_and_a common supreme visionary, but "THE_eternal leader"? "THE supreme visionary"? "THE_absolute commander"?

That means there is_only_one_of a kind!

Everyone knows you_can't beat that!

And if you think_that the tyrant_himself took a day off for brainstorming_all_these titles, you will be SO_wrong!

Why_should you do all the hard_work_by_yourself, when you can have_an army of ass-kissers with velvet_tongues just waiting to polish those buttocks until they_shine like spotless_porcelain? That is why every_supreme_majesty_has hordes of spineless cowards coming up with the most_idiotic ass-kissing_ideas just to_earn the privilege of being The Absolute Leader's favorite pet:

\-_Building the greatest statue in the