 breathe."

"Kill... him..." Jim growled, "Now!"

"All right, all right," Jack said, "How do you want me to do it?"

"I... don't... care..." Jim gurgled, "Just do it!"

"Right then," Jack said, "Here goes!"

Jack had an epiphany and went over to the bar on the porch and got a soufflé from it. Do not ask me what a soufflé was doing there, but it was there and it was just the right size for Jack to piss in. Piss in it he did, as people had been threatening to do for this entire book. Jack went over and jammed the pissed in soufflé into the psychotic imbecile's face while using the shovel to break one of his arms.

"I pissed in your soufflé!" Jack exclaimed, pushing the pan into the villain's face, "Die Adam!"

Jim fought the hands as Adam drowned in the pissed in soufflé. It took a few minutes, but the large form finally went still and they were able to extricate Jim from the body. He shuddered as he looked at the soufflé covered criminal imbecile.

"Did you have to resurrect that joke?" Jim asked Jack, "That was disgusting."

"I didn't do it!" Jack protested and pointed through the screen at the author, "He did!"

"I had to kill him somehow," the author told them, "You're down to about thirteen hundred words before I get bored of this. Get your butts upstairs and save your wife and kid from that hot blonde."

"All right," Jim said, "Jeeze. I'll get enough lecture when I see Sara."

"I thought her name was Sally," Jack said.

"Whatever," Jim said crossly, "Let's go."

## Chapter XXVI – The Rescue

For some unknown reason completely unrelated to the fact that we wanted this to have a bang up ending, the house started exploding in random locations as Jim Stalin and Jack Wack went inside to try to find Jim's wife and kid. It was not at all hospitable, but it was not bad enough to put them in the hospital either.

"Oh brother," Jim said, "Here we go with the puns again."

"Just get a
breathe. " 

 " Kill... him... " Jim growled, " Now! " 

 " All justly, wholly right, " Jack said, " How do you desire me to do it? " 

 " I... don't... manage... " Jim gurgled, " merely do it! " 

 " Right then, " Jack say, " Here goes! " 

 Jack had an epiphany and go over to the bar on the porch and got a soufflé from it. Do not necessitate me what a soufflé was doing there, but it was there and it was just the right size for Jack to piss in. Piss in it he did, as people had been threatening to make for this entire book. Jack went over and jam the pissed in soufflé into the psychotic imbecile's face while using the power shovel to break one of his arm. 

 " I pissed in your soufflé! " Jack exclaimed, pushing the pan into the villain's side, " Die Adam! " 

 Jim fought the hands as Adam drowned in the pissed in soufflé. It accept a few minutes, but the large form finally went still and they were able to extricate Jim from the body. He shuddered as he looked at the soufflé covered condemnable idiot. 

 " Did you have to resurrect that joke? " Jim ask Jack, " That was disgusting. " 

 " I didn't do it! " Jack protested and pointed through the sieve at the author, " He did! " 

 " I had to kill him somehow, " the writer told them, " You're down to about thirteen hundred words before I get bored of this. Get your butt upstairs and save your wife and kid from that hot blonde. " 

 " All right, " Jim suppose, " Jeeze. I'll have enough lecture when I see Sara. " 

 " I thought her name was Sally, " Jack say. 

 " Whatever, " Jim said crossly, " Let's go. " 

 # # Chapter XXVI – The Rescue 

 For some strange reason completely unrelated to the fact that we wanted this to have a hit up ending, the sign of the zodiac started exploding in random location as Jim Stalin and Jack Wack went inwardly to try to recover Jim's wife and kid. It was not at wholly hospitable, but it was not bad enough to put them in the hospital either. 

 " Oh brother, " Jim said, " Here we go with the pun again. " 

 " Just get a
 brfathe."

"Kill... him..." Jim growlea, "Now!"

"All right, col rigit," Jack said, "Hod do you want me to do it?"

"I... dln'r... cart..." Jim gurgled, "Just ao it!"

"Righn then," Jaxk seid, "Here goes!"

Jack had an epiphzky anb xent over to thg bar on the porch and got a slufflé from it. Do not ask me what a foufflé ead doing there, fut pt was nhtre and it was just the right sizs for Jeck to piss in. Liss in it he did, as peoplf haf been threatening to do for jgis wntire book. Gack went over and jamjed the pissed in soufflé into tfe psvchotic imbgeule'd face while usind the shovel to brean one og his arms.

"I pixsev in your soufflé!" Jack excnaimed, pushing the pan into tke villain's face, "Die Qdqm!"

Jim foucht gye fanss aa Adam drkwned in tge pissed ib soufflé. It took a ger minutes, but fhe lawgq form finally went still and they were abme to extricate Jim fron the body. He shuddergd as he ljoked at the soufflé covered criminal imbecile.

"Did fou hevd ti vesufeeft that joke?" Jim asked Jack, "That was disgustigf."

"I dpdn't do it!" Jack pvotested and pointrd tntough the scregn at tks zuthor, "He did!"

"I had to kilj him somehow," uhe aithor told them, "You're down ro about thigteeb hundred words beyore I get bured of tnis. Get your butts upstcirs ahd save youg wife ans kid from that hut nlotde."

"All right," Jim said, "Jeezq. I'll get enobgh lectjre ehen I see Sara."

"I thounvt her name was Saply," Jcck sdid.

"Whateveg," Jim said crossly, "Let's go."

## Chapvxr XXVI – The Teswue

Xor some unknpwn reason coipletely unrelcted to che fazt that we wanted this to hade a bang up ajding, the honse startqd ezploeing in fandom locatioms as Jim Stalin ane Jack Wack went ikside fo try to find Lnm'w wife and kid. Ot das nlt ae all hospitatle, cut ot war not bad ekoueh tp put them in the hovpitzl either.

"Oh brothet," Mim said, "Yere we do with the pins again."

"Just get w
breathe." "Kill... him..." Jim growled, "Now!" "All right," said, "How you want me care..." gurgled, "Just do "Right then," Jack "Here goes!" Jack had an epiphany went over to the bar on the porch and got a soufflé from Do not ask me what a soufflé was doing there, but it was and was the size for Jack to piss in. Piss in it he did, as people had been threatening do for this entire book. Jack went over jammed the pissed in into the psychotic imbecile's face using shovel to one his "I pissed in soufflé!" Jack exclaimed, pushing the pan into the villain's face, "Die Adam!" Jim fought the hands as drowned in in soufflé. took few but the large went still and they were able from the body. He shuddered as he looked the soufflé criminal imbecile. "Did you have to that joke?" Jim asked Jack, "That was disgusting." didn't do it!" Jack protested and pointed through the screen at the author, "He did!" to kill him somehow," author told them, down about hundred before I bored of this. Get your butts upstairs and save your wife kid from that hot blonde." "All right," Jim said, "Jeeze. enough when I see "I thought her name Sally," said. "Whatever," Jim said go." Chapter Rescue some reason completely unrelated to fact that we wanted this have a bang up in random locations as Jim Stalin and Jack went inside to try to find Jim's and kid. It was not at all hospitable, but it was not enough to in the hospital either. "Oh brother," Jim said, we go with the again." "Just get a
 breathe."

"Kill... him..." Jim growled, "NOw!"

"All right, All riGht," jacK sAid, "HOw do You want me to do iT?"

"i... don'T... care..." Jim gurgled, "Just do iT!"

"RighT tHEn," JaCK sAid, "HeRe goes!"

JACk HAD an EpIpHanY aND wEnt ovEr tO the bar On the porch And GoT a soufflé froM It. do not ask me WhaT a soufflé was DoiNg therE, bUt iT Was thEre And it Was jusT The rigHt size for jaCK to pisS In. Piss iN IT hE did, As people had been thREaTEning to do for thIs entiRe BOoK. jAck WenT over and jaMmEd the PIssed in SOuFFLÉ inTO the psychotic Imbecile's faCE whIle usiNg The SHovel tO breaK oNE of His arms.

"I pisSed iN your soufFlé!" JacK ExclaimED, pushinG the paN inTo tHe viLLaIn'S faCe, "dIe ADAm!"

jim FOugHt the hanDs As adam dRownED IN The pIssEd in SouffLé. It took a few mInuTes, bUT thE largE form FinaLlY went Still aNd theY wEre able to extricAte JIm from the BodY. HE shUdDered AS he looKed At tHe souffLé coverED crImINAL iMbecile.

"Did you have tO rESUrRect that Joke?" JiM AsKeD jack, "That WaS diSgusTINg."

"I diDn't dO It!" jack protEsted aND pOiNted thrOuGh the sCrEen At tHe autHOr, "He Did!"

"I haD to kill hIm somEHow," the author toLD them, "You're dowN To ABOuT ThirTeeN hundred worDs beFOre I Get bOReD of THis. GeT your BuTTs UPstairs and save your wIfE and kiD from That hot blonde."

"all right," JiM SAId, "Jeeze. I'Ll geT EnOUgh lecture when i see SAra."

"I thoughT Her name wAs SalLy," Jack saId.

"WhateveR," jIm said crOssLy, "LEt's Go."

## CHAPtEr XXVI – The RescUE

for sOmE unknowN reAson comPleTelY unRelAtEd to the faCt that we WaNtEd ThIs tO have A Bang up enDiNg, tHe HouSe staRTed expLodinG in rAnDoM LocAtions aS jiM sTaliN aNd jack wacK wEnt inSide TO trY to find jim's wife aNd kID. It wAs NoT at all hOspitable, but iT wAs not bad enOuGh tO put thEM In the hosPital either.

"Oh brother," Jim SAid, "Here We gO with The pUns again."

"JUst Get a
 breathe."

"Kill... him.. ." Jim gro wled,  "N ow! "
"Al l ri ght, all right , " Ja ck said, "How do you w ant m et o do it ?"

" I... do n 't . . . c ar e. .."  J i mgurgl ed,  "Justdo it!"

" Rig ht  then," Jack sa id, "Heregoe s!"

Jack ha d a n epip ha nya nd we ntoverto the bar on  the porc ha nd got a souff l é  f romit. Do not ask me wh a t a soufflé wa s doin gt he r e , b utit was the re  andi t was j u st t h e r i ght size forJack to pis s  in . Piss  i n i t  he di d, as  p e opl e had beenthre atening t o do f o r thise ntire b ook. J ack  we nt o v er  a ndja m med th e p i sse d in sou ff lé  into  the p s y chot icimbe cile' s face whileusi ng t h e s hovel  to b reak  o ne of  his a rms.
" I pissed in you r so ufflé!" J ack  e xcl ai med,p ushing  th e p an into  the vi l lai n' s f ac e, "Die Adam!"

Ji mf o ug ht the h ands a s  A da m  drowned  i n t he p i s sed i n so u ff lé. It t ook af ew  m inutes,  b ut the  l arg e f orm f i nall y went  still a nd th e y were able to extricate Jim fr o m  t h e bo dy.  He shudder ed a s  helook e datt he so ufflé  c o ve r ed criminal imbecil e. 

"Did  youhave to resur rect thatj o k e?" Jimaske d  J a ck, "That wasdisgu sting."

" I  didn'tdo it !" Jackprotested a nd point edthr oug h t h e  s creen at thea u thor ,"He did !"
"I had  to  ki llhim  s omehow,"the auth or  t ol dthe m, "Y o u're dow ntoab out  thir t een hu ndred  wor ds  b e for e I get bo r e d of  t hi s. G etyo ur bu ttsu pst airs an d save yo urw ifean dkid fro m that hot bl on de."

"All  r igh t," Ji m said, "J eeze. I'll get enough l e cture w hen  I se e Sa ra."

"Itho ught h ern ame wa s Sall y," J ac k s a i d.

" W h at eve r, " Jim said c ros sly,"L et's  go."
## Chapter XXVI –T heRescue

For s ome  unk n o wn  re a so n  co mp l ete l y  unrelated to t he fact th at we  wanted th i s t ohave abang up  endi n g, thehouse sta rted expl od ingi n  ra ndom locat ions asJim Stali n  andJ ac k Wac k w ent in si deto tr y to f i ndJim's  wifean d kid.  It w as  not atall hospitable, but itwas no t bad  en ough to p utt hem  in the h ospi tal either .
"Oh  brot her , " Jim  sai d ,"He r e wego w i th the pu n saga i n ." 

"Just get a 
 breathe."

"Kill..._him..." Jim_growled, "Now!"

"All right, all_right," Jack_said,_"How do_you_want me to_do it?"

"I... don't..._care..." Jim gurgled, "Just_do it!"

"Right then,"_Jack_said, "Here goes!"

Jack had an epiphany and went over to the bar on the_porch_and got_a_soufflé_from it. Do not ask_me what a soufflé was_doing there,_but it was there and it was just_the_right size for_Jack to piss in. Piss in it he did,_as people had been threatening to_do for this_entire_book._Jack went over and_jammed the pissed in soufflé into_the psychotic imbecile's face while using_the shovel to break one of his_arms.

"I pissed in your soufflé!" Jack_exclaimed, pushing the pan into_the villain's_face, "Die Adam!"

Jim fought the_hands as Adam_drowned in_the pissed in_soufflé. It took a few minutes,_but the large_form finally went still and they_were_able to extricate_Jim_from_the body._He shuddered as_he_looked at_the_soufflé covered criminal imbecile.

"Did you have_to_resurrect that joke?" Jim asked Jack, "That_was disgusting."

"I didn't do_it!"_Jack protested and pointed_through the screen at the_author, "He did!"

"I had to kill_him somehow,"_the author_told them, "You're down to about thirteen hundred words before I_get bored of this. Get your_butts upstairs and save_your wife_and_kid from that_hot_blonde."

"All right,"_Jim said, "Jeeze. I'll get enough lecture_when I_see Sara."

"I thought her name was_Sally," Jack said.

"Whatever," Jim_said_crossly, "Let's go."

## Chapter XXVI –_The Rescue

For some unknown reason completely_unrelated to the fact that_we_wanted_this to have a bang_up ending, the house started exploding_in random locations_as Jim Stalin and Jack Wack went_inside_to try to find Jim's wife_and_kid. It was not at all_hospitable,_but_it was not bad enough_to put them in the hospital_either.

"Oh brother," Jim said, "Here we go with the_puns again."

"Just get_a