 safe house, waiting to pounce again._ The district's police commissioner -a First Section dunderhead- demanded his agents produce a suspect to pacify the agitated community. His fearless watchdogs scoured the dregs of society; forty-eight hours late, they manufactured a suspect.

This dubious individual was a parochial dupe named Kedva. Pitiable Kedva, a petty thief, could be discovered wherever handouts were plenteous. Despite embracing the characteristics of a revolting personage, it seemed doubtful Kedva committed the vile assault on the Borotoz estate. The domestic described four miscreants; moreover, Kedva -thickset and bent backed- suffered from arthritis.

Imagine what happened next!

Nekabov's paper levied solemn questions as to the legitimacy of Kedva's capture; the public levied accusations of a conspiracy! In response, the police commissioner reassured -with embellishments akin to an actor- Kedva was the lone assailant.

Perhaps he was indifferent; perhaps he lacked the intelligence to comprehend his condition...whatever the reason, Kedva claimed responsibility. At his sentencing, the fool stood in front of the magistrate and said: 'I'm guilty of these crimes, and I'd do it again, so help me!'

No doubt the judge recognized the farce, but he played his part without compunction. 'S—— in my mouth!' the magistrate roared. 'I find you a reprehensible example of humanity! Giving you the noose would satisfy me to no end...but condemning you to a lifetime in chains is a worse punishment. Therefore, you're sentenced to one thousand years of hard labor at Grovka Libokin. If you should live this long, consider your debt repaid. If not, may you suffer for eternity!'

'Yes, sir!' Kedva retorted. 'How I thank you, sir! An educated sir granting me, modest Kedva, mercy? It's storybook!'

The magistrate glowered and snapped fingers. Seconds later, a half-dozen soldiers dragged Kedva from the chamber. And do you know what the idiot did in departure? Despite the shackles around his ankles and wrists, Kedva spewed profound cheers!

He-he.

I suppose Kedva felt more comfortable inside the gulag than outside. Indeed
safe house, waiting to pounce again. _ The district's police commissioner -a First Section dunderhead- demanded his agent grow a suspect to pacify the agitated community. His fearless watchdog scoured the dregs of company; forty - eight hour late, they manufacture a suspect. 

 This dubious person was a parochial dupe named Kedva. Pitiable Kedva, a petty thief, could be discover wherever handouts were plenteous. Despite embracing the characteristics of a revolting personage, it look doubtful Kedva committed the vile assault on the Borotoz estate of the realm. The domestic described four miscreants; furthermore, Kedva -thickset and bent backed- suffer from arthritis. 

 Imagine what happened next! 

 Nekabov's paper levied solemn question as to the legitimacy of Kedva's capture; the public levied accusations of a conspiracy! In response, the police commissioner reassure -with embellishments akin to an actor- Kedva was the lone assailant. 

 Perhaps he was indifferent; perhaps he lacked the intelligence to comprehend his condition... whatever the rationality, Kedva claimed responsibility. At his sentencing, the jester stand in front of the magistrate and said:' I'm guilty of these crimes, and I'd serve it again, so help me!' 

 No doubt the judge recognized the forcemeat, but he played his part without compunction.'S — — in my mouth!' the magistrate roared.' I find you a reprehensible example of humanity! Giving you the noose would satisfy me to no end... but condemn you to a life in chain is a worse punishment. Therefore, you're sentenced to one thousand class of hard labor at Grovka Libokin. If you should live this long, think your debt repaid. If not, may you suffer for eternity!' 

' Yes, sir!' Kedva retorted.' How I thank you, sir! An educated sir granting me, meek Kedva, mercy? It's storybook!' 

 The magistrate glowered and snap fingers. second gear later, a half - twelve soldiers dragged Kedva from the bedroom. And do you know what the idiot did in departure? Despite the shackles around his ankles and wrist, Kedva spewed profound cheers! 

 He - he. 

 I speculate Kedva felt more comfortable inside the gulag than outside. Indeed
 save house, waiting to pounge again._ The disjruct's pmlice dommissiuner -a First Section dunderhxad- eemaneed his agents produce a suspecn to pacidy tie agitated commnhity. His fearmcss wctrhdogs scoured jhe dregs of society; forty-aiehc hours late, they manufactured a sus[ect.

Thix fubious indiviqual ras z parochial dupe named Kedva. Pitiagle Kedna, a petty thief, vould be discovered wherevfr hwndouts were plentfous. Despitg emfeacing the cfaracterisuies of a revklting personage, it seemed doubgful Ledva commutred jhe vile asseult og the Borotod estata. The dpmestic descrined fmur miscreants; moreover, Nedva -thickset and bent bacneb- suffered from arthrutus.

Imacine whag haopehev nsxt!

Nekwbot's paper lebied solemn questions as to tht lqtitimacy of Ksdva's sa[ture; the public levied accusations of d cknspiracy! In response, tye police commissionet reassureq -with embellishments akin to an actor- Kedva was dhe lkve cwsailxbt.

Oerhaps he was indifferent; perhaps he lacked ege iktelligence to cjmprehend hos cpgdition...whatevgr the xsaaon, Kedva claimed gesponsybiliry. At his senyencing, the fool stood in feont of the iqgistrate and said: 'I'm guilty uf tnese vrimes, and I'd do it agann, so gelp me!'

No dlubt the njdge recognized ghe fdrce, but he played his pare without com'unction. 'S—— im my mjuth!' the mwgistvdte roared. 'I find jou a raprehensibpe example of humanity! Giving you the noose wpund vatisfy ie to no end...but cogdemning you tp a lifztime kn chains ps a worsx punishment. Therefore, yog'te sentenced vo one thjusabd ywars of fard labor at Brovka Liyjkin. If you should livc thir long, consider vuoe debt repaid. Of vot, mwy yjg suffer for etefnigu!'

'Yes, rir!' Kedva rctofted. 'How I thank you, sir! An sducated sir grantonn me, modewt Kedva, mercy? It's stprybook!'

The magistrwte gnowxred amd fnapped fingers. Seconds later, z half-dozfn foldiers dradged Kedva from che chamber. And do you know what the idiit did in departute? Despite the shacklgs sround his enkles and wrisds, Kedva spewed profiund cheers!

He-he.

I xuppose Kedva felt mode comxortahle inside the gulag than outside. Indeed
safe house, waiting to pounce again._ The commissioner First Section demanded his agents the community. His fearless scoured the dregs society; forty-eight hours late, they manufactured suspect. This dubious individual was a parochial dupe named Kedva. Pitiable Kedva, a thief, could be discovered wherever handouts were plenteous. Despite embracing the characteristics of revolting it doubtful committed the vile assault on the Borotoz estate. The domestic described four miscreants; moreover, Kedva -thickset bent backed- suffered from arthritis. Imagine what happened Nekabov's paper levied solemn as to the legitimacy of capture; public levied of conspiracy! response, the police reassured -with embellishments akin to an actor- Kedva was the lone assailant. Perhaps he was indifferent; perhaps lacked the comprehend his the Kedva responsibility. At his fool stood in front of the 'I'm guilty of these crimes, and I'd do again, so me!' No doubt the judge recognized farce, but he played his part without compunction. in my mouth!' the magistrate roared. 'I find you a reprehensible example of humanity! Giving noose would satisfy me no end...but condemning to lifetime chains a worse Therefore, you're sentenced to one thousand years of hard labor at Libokin. If you should live this long, consider your debt not, you suffer for 'Yes, sir!' Kedva retorted. I you, sir! An educated me, Kedva, The glowered snapped fingers. Seconds later, half-dozen soldiers dragged Kedva from chamber. And do you in departure? Despite the shackles around his ankles wrists, Kedva spewed profound cheers! He-he. I Kedva felt more comfortable inside the gulag than outside. Indeed
 safe house, waiting to pounce aGain._ The disTrict'S poLicE cOmmiSsioNer -a First SectiON dunDerhead- demanded his agenTs proDuCE a suSPeCt to pAcify thE AgITAteD cOmMunItY. hiS fearLesS watchdOgs scoured The DrEgs of society; FOrTy-eight houRs lAte, they manufActUred a sUsPecT.

this dUbiOus inDividuAL was a pArochial dUpE Named KEDva. PitiABLe kedvA, a petty thief, could BE dIScovered wherevEr handOuTS wERE plEntEous. DespitE eMbracINg the chARaCTERisTIcs of a revoltiNg personage, IT seEmed doUbTfuL kedva cOmmitTeD The Vile assault On thE Borotoz eState. THE domestIC descriBed fouR miScrEantS; MoReOveR, KEDva -THiCksET anD bent bacKeD- sUfferEd frOM ARThriTis.

imagIne whAt happened nexT!

NeKaboV'S paPer leVied sOlemN qUestiOns as tO the lEgItimacy of Kedva's CaptUre; the pubLic LeVieD aCcusaTIons of A coNspIracy! In ResponsE, The PoLICE cOmmissioner reassurEd -WITh EmbellisHments AKiN tO An actor- KEdVa wAs thE LOne asSailANt.

perhaps hE was inDIfFeRent; perHaPs he laCkEd tHe iNtellIGencE to comPrehend hIs conDItion...whatever tHE reason, Kedva cLAiMED rESponSibIlity. At his sEnteNCing, The fOOl StoOD in frOnt of ThE MaGIstrate and said: 'I'm guiLtY of theSe criMes, and I'd do it aGain, so help ME!'

nO doubt thE judGE rECognized the farCe, but He played hiS Part withOut coMpunctioN. 'S—— in my mouTH!' The magisTraTe rOarEd. 'I FINd You a reprehensIBLe exAmPle of huManIty! GiviNg yOu tHe nOosE wOuld satisFy me to no EnD...bUt CoNdeMning YOu to a lifEtIme In ChaIns is A Worse pUnishMent. thErEForE, you're sENtENCed tO oNe ThouSanD yEars oF harD LabOr at GroVka LibokiN. If YOu shOuLd Live thiS long, consider YoUr debt repaId. if nOt, may yOU Suffer foR eternity!'

'Yes, sir!' Kedva retORted. 'How i thAnk yoU, sir! an educateD siR grantIng ME, modesT Kedva, Mercy? it'S stORYbook!'

tHE mAgiStRate glowerED And SnappEd FingErs. SecoNds later, a half-dozen SOldIers dragged KeDva From THE cHamBEr. aNd dO yOU knOW What the idiot did In departurE? DESpIte the shacKLes ArOund his Ankles aNd wriSTs, Kedva Spewed proFound cheeRs!

he-he.

i SUppOse Kedva feLt more coMfortable INside THe Gulag ThaN outsiDe. indEed
 safe house, waiting to po unce again ._ Th e d ist ri ct's  pol ice commission e r -a  First Section dunderh ead-de m ande d  h is ag ents pr o du c e  asu sp ect  t o  p acify  th e agita ted commun ity .His fearless wa tchdogs sc our ed the dregs  of  socie ty ; f o rty-e igh t hou rs lat e , they  manufact ur e d a su s pect.
T h is  dub ious individual w a sa  parochial dup e name dK ed v a . P iti able Kedva ,a pet t y thief ,  c o u l d b e  discovered w herever han d out s were  p len t eous.Despi te emb racing thechar acteristi cs ofa  revolt i ng pers onage,  it  se emed do ub tfu lK edv a  c omm i tte d the vi le  a ssaul t on t h e  Bor oto z es tate.  The domestic  de scri b edfourmiscr eant s;  more over,Kedva  - thickset and be nt b acked- su ffe re d f ro m art h ritis. 

I mag ine wha t happe n edne x t ! 
Nekabov's paper le vi e d  s olemn qu estion s  a st o the le gi tim acyo f  Kedv a'sc ap ture; th e publ i cle vied ac cu sation sofa c onspi r acy!  In re sponse,the p o lice commissio n er reassured- wi t h  e m bell ish ments akinto a n  act or-K ed vaw as th e lon ea ss a ilant.

Perhaps hewa s indi ffere nt; perhaps h e lacked t h e intellig ence to comprehend his  cond ition...wh a tever th e rea son, Ked va claime d responsi bil ity . A t h i s  s entencing, th e fool  s tood in  fr ont ofthe  ma gis tra te  and said : 'I'm g ui lt yof  th ese c r imes, an dI'd  d o i t aga i n, sohelpme!' 
No dou bt thej ud g e  rec og ni zedthe  f arce,  but heplayedhis partwit h outco mp unction . 'S—— in mymo uth!' thema gis trater o ared. 'I  find you a reprehensib l e examp leof hu mani ty! Givin g y ou the  no o se wou ld sat isfyme  to n o end . . .b utco ndemning y o u  to  a li fe time  in cha ins is a worse pun i shm ent. Therefor e,you' r e  s ent e nc e d t oo net h ousand years of  hard labo ra tGrovka Lib o kin .If youshouldlivet his lon g, consid er your d eb t re p a id.  If not, m ay you s uffer for etern i ty !'

' Yes , sir! 'Ked va re torted .  'H ow Ithankyo u, sir ! Aned ucated s ir granting me, modestKedva,  merc y?It's stor ybo o k!' 

The mag istr ate glower edand  snap ped finge rs.S ec ond s  late r, a half-doze n  s old i e rs  dragged Ke d v a  fr om th e c h amber.  And  do you know what the idiot didin d e p art ure ?  Des pi te the shackle s a ro u n d his an kl es and wris ts, Kedv as pewed  profo und ch eers!
H e -h e .

I s uppo seKedva fel t m or e  comfor ta bl e  insid e th egulagthan o u tsid e .  Indeed
 safe_house, waiting_to pounce again._ The_district's police_commissioner_-a First_Section_dunderhead- demanded his_agents produce a_suspect to pacify the_agitated community. His_fearless_watchdogs scoured the dregs of society; forty-eight hours late, they manufactured a suspect.

This dubious_individual_was a_parochial_dupe_named Kedva. Pitiable Kedva, a_petty thief, could be discovered_wherever handouts_were plenteous. Despite embracing the characteristics of a_revolting_personage, it seemed_doubtful Kedva committed the vile assault on the Borotoz_estate. The domestic described four miscreants;_moreover, Kedva -thickset_and_bent_backed- suffered from arthritis.

Imagine_what happened next!

Nekabov's paper levied solemn_questions as to the legitimacy of_Kedva's capture; the public levied accusations of_a conspiracy! In response, the police_commissioner reassured -with embellishments akin_to an_actor- Kedva was the lone_assailant.

Perhaps he was_indifferent; perhaps_he lacked the_intelligence to comprehend his condition...whatever the_reason, Kedva claimed_responsibility. At his sentencing, the fool_stood_in front of_the_magistrate_and said:_'I'm guilty of_these_crimes, and_I'd_do it again, so help me!'

No_doubt_the judge recognized the farce, but he_played his part without_compunction._'S—— in my mouth!'_the magistrate roared. 'I find_you a reprehensible example of humanity!_Giving you_the noose_would satisfy me to no end...but condemning you to a lifetime_in chains is a worse punishment._Therefore, you're sentenced to_one thousand_years_of hard labor_at_Grovka Libokin._If you should live this long, consider_your debt_repaid. If not, may you suffer_for eternity!'

'Yes, sir!' Kedva_retorted._'How I thank you, sir! An_educated sir granting me, modest Kedva,_mercy? It's storybook!'

The magistrate glowered_and_snapped_fingers. Seconds later, a half-dozen_soldiers dragged Kedva from the chamber._And do you_know what the idiot did in departure?_Despite_the shackles around his ankles and_wrists,_Kedva spewed profound cheers!

He-he.

I suppose Kedva_felt_more_comfortable inside the gulag than_outside. Indeed