 while the person is living, and become active after...well, after death. Again, this information is unconfirmed."

"But you're saying it could be the case?"

"I'm saying I'm only passing on the information provided by the CDC. Nothing is confirmed."

Someone else yelled, "So anyone who seems normal might not be?"

"Again, nothing is confirmed."

"Why do some infected people change immediately and others take as long as a week?"

"I don't have that information."

"What are the hospitals doing about people who die there?"

"It's my understanding that there will be information about that forthcoming. I don't have the—"

Someone else yelled, "What's the governor doing about this? Where's the National Guard? We've got chaos on the South Side. What's anyone going to do about _that_, Chief?"

The police chief's shoulders rose and fell as he breathed a heavy sigh. "We're all doing the best we can. Again, I urge all citizens to implement the um...the procedures I've already discussed when dealing with these...with the undead."

"What about the beef and milk, Chief? When will it be legal to eat again?"

"I have no information on that at this time. We've already been assured that the best scientists in the world are working on—"

"Chief, there are rumors that the cause of this outbreak is a combination of a variant of mad cow disease and beef and milk manufacturers using growth hormones in cows. Can you speak to that?"

"I can't speak to that. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have at this time. Good luck and God bless all of you."

The police chief almost ran away from the microphone.

The press conference ended and the broadcast switched to the local weather forecast. Janie headed back to her bedroom to grab the whites for the next laundry load.

***

In her bedroom as she went to the hamper Janie caught a glimpse of herself as she passed the mirrored sliding doors of her closet. Before she could banish the thought it whispered in her brain:

Still not a size 2.

Damn it!

Janie stopped in front of the mirrored doors. She dropped the plastic laundry basket.

Because she liked feeling sexy and was almost always horny, when Bobby was in
while the person is living, and become active after... well, after death. Again, this information is unconfirmed. " 

 " But you're saying it could be the subject? " 

 " I'm say I'm only passing on the information provide by the CDC. Nothing is confirmed. " 

 Someone else yelled, " indeed anyone who seem normal might not be? " 

 " Again, nothing is confirmed. " 

 " Why do some septic citizenry change immediately and others aim as long as a workweek? " 

 " I don't have that information. " 

 " What are the hospitals doing about people who die there? " 

 " It's my understanding that there will be data about that forthcoming. I don't have the — " 

 Someone else yelled, " What's the governor perform about this? Where's the National Guard? We've got chaos on the South Side. What's anyone going to suffice about _ that _, Chief? " 

 The police chief's shoulder rose and fell as he breathed a heavy sigh. " We're all doing the good we can. Again, I urge all citizens to implement the um... the procedures I've already discussed when manage with these... with the undead. " 

 " What about the beef and milk, Chief? When will it be legal to eat again? " 

 " I have no information on that at this time. We've already been assured that the best scientists in the world are working on — " 

 " Chief, there embody rumors that the cause of this outbreak is a combination of a version of delirious cow disease and beef and milk manufacturers using increase hormones in cows. Can you speak to that? " 

 " I can't speak to that. lady and gentlemen, that's all I have at this time. Good luck and God bless all of you. " 

 The police foreman almost ran away from the microphone. 

 The press league ended and the broadcast switch to the local weather prognosis. Janie head back to her bedroom to grab the whites for the next laundry lode. 

 * * * 

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 whlle the person is living, and become actnce aftxr...well, zfter dexth. Again, this information id yncondirmed."

"But you're saying it could be the xase?"

"M'm saying I'm onlb passinn on fme inyocmation providec by the CGC. Nothing is wovfnrmed."

Someone else yelled, "So anyone wro seemx jormal might njt bt?"

"Agwin, hothing is confirmed."

"Why do some inrected keople change immeciately and others take as lonh as a week?"

"I don't jave that ibforiqtion."

"What ard the hosppcals doing zbout people who die there?"

"It's mh undzrstanding jkqt hvere will bx infogmation about that fosthcomimg. I don't have thx—"

Somwone else yelled, "What'v the governor doigg about dhns? Where's the Nationao Tuard? We'va gog chxos oi tge Souhh Aide. What's anyone goibg to do about _that_, Crprf?"

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"What wgoit the beef and iilk, Chief? Ehfn rill it be leeal to eaf again?"

"I have no ijformatyon ob that at thix time. We've already been aswured that tke vest scientists in the world cre wotking pn—"

"Chief, there are rumorr thzt the causf of this uutbreak is a coobikathon of a variant of mad cor disease and beef avd molk magufacturerd usikc growth hormones ln cocs. Cat you spean to that?"

"I can't speak to that. Levies and gentkeken, that's ajl I mave at this tiie. Good luck aud God bjess xll of you."

Nhe policx chief almoft ran away fslm the micro'hone.

The [resw cobferencd ended and the broadcasn fwitxhed to the local xeatfsr forecast. Jannt htaeed back to het bddrjol vo grwt the whites for thd next laundry locd.

***

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 while the person is living, and Become actiVe aftEr...wEll, AfTer dEath. again, this inforMAtioN is unconfirmed."

"But you're SayinG iT CoulD Be The caSe?"

"I'm sayINg i'M OnlY pAsSinG oN ThE infoRmaTion proVided by the cDC. noThing is confiRMeD."

Someone elSe yElled, "So anyonE whO seems NoRmaL Might Not Be?"

"AgaIn, nothINg is coNfirmed."

"WhY dO Some inFEcted peOPLe ChanGe immediately and oTHeRS take as long as a Week?"

"I dOn'T HaVE ThaT inFormation."

"WHaT are tHE hospitALs DOINg aBOut people who dIe there?"

"It's mY UndErstanDiNg tHAt therE will Be INfoRmation abouT thaT forthcomIng. I doN'T have thE—"

someone Else yeLleD, "WhAt's tHE gOvErnOr DOinG AbOut THis? where's thE NAtIonal guarD? wE'VE got ChaOs on The SoUth Side. What's aNyoNe goINg tO do abOut _thAt_, ChIeF?"

The pOlice cHief's ShOulders rose and fEll aS he breathEd a HeAvy SiGh. "We'rE All doiNg tHe bEst we caN. Again, I URge AlL CITiZens to implement the Um...THE pRocedureS I've alREaDy DIscussed WhEn dEaliNG With tHese...WItH the undeAd."

"What ABoUt The beef AnD milk, CHiEf? WHen Will iT Be leGal to eAt again?"

"I Have nO Information on tHAt at this time. WE'Ve ALReADy beEn aSsured that tHe beST sciEntiSTs In tHE worlD are wOrKInG On—"

"Chief, there are rumoRs That thE causE of this outbreAk is a combiNATIon of a vaRianT Of MAd cow disease anD beef And milk manUFacturerS usinG growth hOrmones in COWs. Can you SpeAk tO thAt?"

"I CAN't Speak to that. LaDIEs anD gEntlemeN, thAt's all I HavE at ThiS tiMe. good luck aNd God bleSs AlL oF yOu."

THe polICe chief aLmOst RaN awAy froM The micRophoNe.

ThE pReSS coNferencE EnDED and ThE bRoadCasT sWitchEd to THe lOcal weaTher forecAst. jAnie HeAdEd back tO her bedroom to GrAb the whiteS fOr tHe next LAUndry loaD.

***

In her bedroom as she went tO The hampEr JAnie cAughT a glimpse Of hErself As sHE passeD the miRroreD sLidING doorS OF hEr cLoSet. Before sHE CouLd banIsH the Thought It whispered in her brAIn:

STill not a size 2.

DAmn It!

JaNIE sTopPEd IN frOnT Of tHE Mirrored doors. ShE dropped thE pLAsTic laundry BAskEt.

because She likeD feelINg sexy aNd was almoSt always hOrNy, whEN bobBy was in
 while the person is livin g, and bec ome a cti veaf ter. ..we ll, after deat h . Ag ain, this informationis un co n firm e d. "

"B ut you' r es a yin git  co ul d  b e the  ca se?"

" I'm saying  I' monly passing on  the infor mat ion provided  by  the C DC . N o thing  is  conf irmed. " 

Some one elseye l led, " S o anyon e wh o se ems normal mightn ot be?"

"Again,nothin gi sc o nfi rme d."

"Whydo  some infecte d  p e o p lec hange immedia tely and ot h ers  takeas  lo n g as a  week ?" 
"I  don't have  tha t informa tion." 
"Whata re thehospit als  do inga bo ut  pe op l e w h odie the re?"

"I t' smy un ders t a n d ingtha t th ere w ill be inform ati on a b out  that  fort hcom in g. Idon'thaveth e—"

Someone el se y elled, "W hat 's  th egover n or doi ngabo ut this ? Where ' s t he N a ti onal Guard? We'vego t ch aos on t he Sou t hSi d e. What' sany oneg o ing t o do ab out _tha t_, Ch i ef ?" 

The p ol ice ch ie f's  sh oulde r s ro se and  fell as  he b r eathed a heavy sigh. "We'rea ll d oi n g th e b est we can.  Aga i n, I  urg e  a llc itize ns to  i m pl e ment the um...the p ro cedure s I'v e already dis cussed whe n d ealing w itht he s e...with the u ndead ."

"Whata bout the  beef  and mil k, Chief? W hen will  it  be  le gal t oeat again?"
" I  hav eno info rma tion on  th atatthi stime. We' ve alrea dy  b ee nass uredt hat thebe stsc ien tists in the  worl d ar ewo r kin g on—""C h i ef,th er e ar e r um ors t hatt hecause o f this ou tbr e ak i sacombina tion of a var ia nt of madco w d isease a nd beefand milk manufacturersu sing gr owt h hor mone s in cows . C an you  sp e ak tothat?" 

"Ica n't s peakt o  t hat .Ladies and g ent lemen ,that 's allI have at this tim e . G ood luck andGod  ble s s  a llo fy ou. "The p olice chief alm ost ran aw ay fr om the mic r oph on e.

The  pressconfe r ence en ded and t he broadc as t sw i t che d to the l ocal wea ther fore c ast.J an ie he ade d back  t o h er be droomt o g rab t he whi te s forthe n ex t laundr y load.

***

In her be droomas sh e w ent to th e h a mpe r Janie c augh t a glimps e o f h ersel f a s  shepass e dthe mirro reds liding do o rs  of h er  closet. Be f o r e s he co uld banish  the  thought it whisp e red in her bra in:S til l n o t asi ze 2.

Damn it !
Ja n i e stoppe din front of  the mir ro r ed do ors. S he dro pped th e pl a stic l aund rybasket.
Bec au s e she l ik ed feelin g se xy  and w as alm o st a l w ays horny, whenBobby w as in 
 while_the person_is living, and become_active after...well,_after_death. Again,_this_information is unconfirmed."

"But_you're saying it_could be the case?"

"I'm_saying I'm only_passing_on the information provided by the CDC. Nothing is confirmed."

Someone else yelled, "So anyone_who_seems normal_might_not_be?"

"Again, nothing is confirmed."

"Why do_some infected people change immediately_and others_take as long as a week?"

"I don't have_that_information."

"What are the_hospitals doing about people who die there?"

"It's my understanding_that there will be information about_that forthcoming. I_don't_have_the—"

Someone else yelled, "What's_the governor doing about this? Where's_the National Guard? We've got chaos_on the South Side. What's anyone going_to do about _that_, Chief?"

The police_chief's shoulders rose and fell_as he_breathed a heavy sigh. "We're_all doing the_best we_can. Again, I_urge all citizens to implement the_um...the procedures I've_already discussed when dealing with these...with_the_undead."

"What about the_beef_and_milk, Chief?_When will it_be_legal to_eat_again?"

"I have no information on that_at_this time. We've already been assured that_the best scientists in_the_world are working on—"

"Chief,_there are rumors that the_cause of this outbreak is a_combination of_a variant_of mad cow disease and beef and milk manufacturers using growth_hormones in cows. Can you speak_to that?"

"I can't speak_to that._Ladies_and gentlemen, that's_all_I have_at this time. Good luck and God_bless all_of you."

The police chief almost ran_away from the microphone.

The_press_conference ended and the broadcast switched_to the local weather forecast. Janie_headed back to her bedroom_to_grab_the whites for the next_laundry load.

***

In her bedroom as she_went to the_hamper Janie caught a glimpse of herself_as_she passed the mirrored sliding doors_of_her closet. Before she could banish_the_thought_it whispered in her brain:

Still_not a size 2.

Damn it!

Janie stopped_in front of the mirrored doors. She dropped the_plastic laundry basket.

Because_she liked feeling sexy and_was_almost_always horny, when Bobby was in