
"Hey, look! The humans were able to make ceramic tooth fillings; therefore, they had to have some kind of civilization and advanced technology!"

Chapter 7

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

"I know you did, son. We all do. Some more than the others. The important thing—"

"Yes, yes, Father, I know, I know, but this time I have seen the _signs_! The _end_ is coming! We must repent, Father! You and Mom were dead right about that!"

The priest was starting to feel uncomfortable.

First, because Old Tom never put so much of a toe in this church (or any other church, for that matter). Actually, from the technical point of view, he may have been in this church when he was baptized as a baby. But could someone say for sure if he was even baptized?

And now here he is, all shaky and ready to repent!

Second, because Old Tom, the ultimate unbeliever... Old Tom, who would put to shame any devil with his idiotic rants... Old Tom, with his personal little swarm of flies buzzing around his garlic-smelling head and whose idea of taking a bath and washing his clothes was rolling drunk in the puddles during rain while singing... Old Tom, for whom a separate hell should be created since he would be such a bad influence on all the other sinners... Old Tom, who never read a book, holy or unholy, is here in person mumbling about signs and mystical prophecies. That, and also begging for a confession which Father Albert didn't look forward to hearing.

And third, there is no booze stink in his breath.

Which means Old Tom is in the soberest state that he has ever been in his life. Actually, from the technical point of view, the only time he should have been sober was as a baby. But could someone say for sure he wasn't suckling back then on a bottle of whisky?

However, we digress.

"Tell me what happened... son."

"Father! Father! You won't believe your very ears what I have seen! The Holy Spirit is not a dove, Father. The Holy Spirit is a cat!"

Old Tom stops, waiting for a reaction, but since there is none, he goes on
" Hey, look! The humans were able to make ceramic tooth fillings; consequently, they have to have some kind of civilization and advance technology! " 

 Chapter 7 

 " Forgive me, Father, for I have drop the ball. " 

 " I know you did, son. We all suffice. Some more than the others. The important thing — " 

 " Yes, yes, Father, I acknowledge, I know, but this time I have go steady the _ signs _! The _ end _ is do! We must repent, Father! You and Mom were dead right about that! " 

 The priest was starting to feel uncomfortable. 

 First, because Old Tom never put thus much of a toe in this church (or any other church, for that topic). Actually, from the technical point of view, he may have been in this church service when he was baptized as a child. But could someone say for sure if he was even baptized? 

 And now here he is, all shaky and ready to repent! 

 Second, because Old Tom, the ultimate disbeliever... Old Tom, who would put to shame any devil with his idiotic rants... Old Tom, with his personal little drove of fly buzzing around his garlic - smelling head and whose idea of taking a bath and washing his clothes was rolling intoxicated in the puddles during rain while singing... Old Tom, for whom a disjoined sin should be create since he would be such a bad influence on all the other sinners... Old Tom, who never read a book, holy or unholy, is here in person mumbling about polarity and mystical prophecies. That, and also begging for a confession which Father Albert didn't look forward to hear. 

 And third, there is no booze stink in his breath. 

 Which means Old Tom is in the soberest state of matter that he has ever been in his life. Actually, from the technical point of view, the only meter he should have been sober was as a baby. But could someone say for certain he wasn't suckling back then on a bottle of whisky? 

 However, we digress. 

 " Tell me what happen... son. " 

 " Father! Father! You won't believe your identical ears what I have seen! The Holy Spirit is not a dove, Father. The Holy Spirit is a cat! " 

 Old Tom stops, wait for a reaction, but since there cost none, he goes on

"Hey, look! The humans were abue to make ceramic toovh filljngs; thefefore, they had to have some kund od civilization and advxnced tecjnology!"

Cyapttr 7

"Forgive me, Fatisr, for L havs sinuev."

"I know you did, son. We aln do. Some more tfau the others. The important thing—"

"Yes, res, Fatneg, I know, I knor, buu tris fpmt I have seen the _signs_! The _end_ ia cominj! We must repeny, Father! You and Mom were fead right about that!"

Tje priest wqs seqrting to fedl uncomfogcable.

First, gecause Old Tom never put so muzh of a toe in jkus fvurch (or anb otheg church, for bnat madter). Acyually, from thc tecinicql point of view, he mey have been in this church wveu he was baptized as q vaby. Tut woula sooeohe szy for suce if he waa even baptuzed?

And now here he if, all shaky ans readr eo repent!

Second, because Old Tom, the ultpmats unbeliever... Old Tom, whi would put to shame wny devil with his idiotic rants... Old Tom, with his personal littmd scqrm ow fpies buzzing around his garlic-smelling head ags ehpse idea of tahing a bath ajd rashing his cuothes waa rolling drunk in the puqdles during rwin ehile singing... Old Tom, for wyom a separane hwll should be creaced since he woukd be such a bad influence ou all fhe other slnners... Ols Tom, who never rdad a book, holy or unholy, is hewe in perwon kumbline abput sidns and mydtical prophecies. That, ajd aldo begging flr a confession which Father Aluxrt didn't lool xorfard to kearinn.

And third, therq is no booze xtink iu his creath.

Whicg means Old Tom is in the soberadt state thav he has qver beeb in hir life. Actually, from the technical point of view, the onug time he shoulb yave been sober war af w uaby. Fgt could somaone sah for rure he wask't ruckking back then on a tottme of whisky?

Howevet, re digrews.

"Tell mq what happenrd... son."

"Father! Fatheg! You woi't beloevg your very ears what I have sesn! The Hopy Fpirit is noe a eove, Father. Che Holy Spirit is a cat!"

Old Tom stops, wamting for a reaction, bot since there is nong, ht goes on
"Hey, look! The humans were able to tooth therefore, they to have some technology!" 7 "Forgive me, for I have "I know you did, son. We do. Some more than the others. The important thing—" "Yes, yes, Father, I I know, but this time I have seen the _signs_! The _end_ is We repent, You Mom were dead right about that!" The priest was starting to feel uncomfortable. First, because Old never put so much of a toe in church (or any other for that matter). Actually, from technical of view, may been this church when was baptized as a baby. But could someone say for sure if he was even baptized? And here he shaky and to Second, Old Tom, the Old Tom, who would put to with his idiotic rants... Old Tom, with his little swarm flies buzzing around his garlic-smelling head whose idea of taking a bath and washing clothes was rolling drunk in the puddles during rain while singing... Old Tom, for whom hell should be created he would be a influence all other sinners... Tom, who never read a book, holy or unholy, is here person mumbling about signs and mystical prophecies. That, and also a which Father Albert look forward to hearing. third, is no booze stink breath. means in soberest that he has ever in his life. Actually, from technical point of view, have been sober was as a baby. But someone say for sure he wasn't suckling then on a bottle of whisky? However, we digress. "Tell me what son." "Father! won't believe your very ears what I have The Holy Spirit is a dove, Father. The Holy Spirit is a cat!" Tom waiting for reaction, but since is none, he on

"Hey, look! The humans were able tO make ceramIc tooTh fIllInGs; thErefOre, they had to haVE somE kind of civilization and AdvanCeD TechNOlOgy!"

ChApter 7

"FoRGiVE Me, FAtHeR, foR I HAvE sinnEd."

"I Know you Did, son. We alL do. soMe more than thE OtHers. The impOrtAnt thing—"

"Yes, yEs, FAther, I KnOw, I KNow, buT thIs timE I have SEen the _Signs_! The _eNd_ IS cominG! we must rEPEnT, FatHer! You and Mom were dEAd RIght about that!"

THe prieSt WAs STArtIng To feel uncoMfOrtabLE.

First, bECaUSE old tOm never put so mUch of a toe in THis Church (Or Any OTher chUrch, fOr THat Matter). ActuaLly, fRom the tecHnical POint of vIEw, he may Have beEn iN thIs chURcH wHen He WAs bAPtIzeD As a Baby. But cOuLd SomeoNe saY FOR Sure If hE was Even bAptized?

And now HerE he iS, All Shaky And reAdy tO rEpent!

second, BecauSe old Tom, the ultimaTe unBeliever... OLd TOm, Who WoUld puT To shamE anY deVil with His idioTIc rAnTS... oLd tom, with his personal LiTTLe Swarm of fLies buZZiNg ARound his GaRliC-smeLLIng heAd anD WhOse idea oF takinG A bAtH and wasHiNg his cLoTheS waS rollINg drUnk in tHe puddleS duriNG rain while singINg... Old Tom, for whOM a SEPaRAte hEll Should be creAted SInce He woULd Be sUCh a baD inflUeNCe ON all the other sinners... olD Tom, whO neveR read a book, holY or unholy, iS HERe in persOn muMBlINg about signs anD mystIcal propheCIes. That, aNd alsO begging For a confeSSIon which fatHer albErt DIDn'T look forward tO HEariNg.

and thirD, thEre is no BooZe sTinK in HiS breath.

WhIch means olD TOm Is In tHe sobERest statE tHat He Has Ever bEEn in hiS life. actuAlLy, FRom The techNIcAL PoinT oF vIew, tHe oNlY time He shOUld Have beeN sober was As a BAby. BUt CoUld someOne say for sure He Wasn't sucklInG baCk then ON A bottle oF whisky?

However, we digress.

"tEll me whAt hAppenEd... soN."

"Father! FaTheR! You woN't bELieve yOur verY ears WhAt I HAVe seeN! tHe holY SPirit is not A DOve, fatheR. THe HoLy SpiriT is a cat!"

Old Tom stops, WAitIng for a reactiOn, bUt siNCE tHerE Is NOne, He GOes ON

"Hey, look! The humans we re able to  make  ce ram ic  too th f illings; there f ore,  they had to have some  kind  o f  civ i li zatio n and a d va n c edte ch nol og y !" 

Cha pte r 7

"F orgive me,  Fa th er, for I ha v esinned."
"Iknow you did , s on. We  a lld o. So memorethan t h e othe rs. The i mp o rtantt hing—"" Ye s, y es, Father, I kno w ,I  know, but thi s time  I ha v e  se enthe _signs _!  The_ end_ is co m i n g!W e must repent , Father! Y o u a nd Mom  w ere dead r ightab o utthat!"

The  pri est was s tartin g  to fee l  uncomf ortabl e.
Fi rst, be ca use  O l d T o mnev e r p ut so mu ch  o f a t oe i n t h is c hur ch ( or an y other churc h,fort hat  matt er).Actu al ly, f rom th e tec hn ical point of v iew,  he may h ave  b een  i n thi s  churc h w hen  he was  baptiz e d a sa b ab y. But could someo ne s ay  for sur e if h e  w as even bap ti zed ?

A n d  nowhere he  is, all  shaky an dready t orepent !
Se con d, be c ause  Old T om, theultim a te unbeliever. . . Old Tom, wh o  w o u ld puttoshame any d evil with  his id iot i c ran ts...  O l dT om, with his person al  littl e swa rm of flies b uzzing aro u n d  his gar lic- s me l ling head andwhose  idea of t a king a b ath a nd washi ng his cl o t hes wasrol lin g d run k in  the puddlesd u ring  r ain whi lesinging ...  Ol d T om,  f or whom a  separat ehe ll  s hou ld be createdsi nce  h e w ouldb e such  a ba d in fl ue n ceon allt he o ther  s in ners ...  O ld To m, w h o n ever re ad a book , h o ly o run holy, i s here in per so n mumbling  a bou t sign s and myst ical prophecies. That,a nd also  be gging  for  a confes sio n whic h F a ther A lbertdidn' tloo k forwa r d  t o h ea ring.

And t hir d, th er e is  no boo ze stink in his br e ath .

Which mean s O ld T o m  i s i n  t h e s ob e res t state that he h as ever be en in  his life. Act ua lly, fr om thetechn i cal poi nt of vie w, the on ly  tim e heshould hav e been s ober wasa s a b a by . But  co uld so me one  sayfor su r e h e was n't su ck ling b ack t he n on a b ottle of whisky?

Howev er, we  digr ess .

"Tellmew hat  happened ...son."

"Fa the r!Fathe r!Y ou wo n'tb el iev e  your  ver y  ears wha t  I  ha v e  s een! The Ho l y Spi rit i s n o t a do ve,Father. The HolyS pirit is a cat !"
O l d T oms tops ,waiting for area ct i o n, but s in ce there is  none, h eg oes o n

"Hey, look!_The humans_were able to make_ceramic tooth_fillings;_therefore, they_had_to have some_kind of civilization_and advanced technology!"

Chapter 7

"Forgive_me, Father, for_I_have sinned."

"I know you did, son. We all do. Some more than the others._The_important thing—"

"Yes,_yes,_Father,_I know, I know, but_this time I have seen_the _signs_!_The _end_ is coming! We must repent, Father!_You_and Mom were_dead right about that!"

The priest was starting to feel_uncomfortable.

First, because Old Tom never put_so much of_a_toe_in this church (or_any other church, for that matter)._Actually, from the technical point of_view, he may have been in this_church when he was baptized as_a baby. But could someone_say for_sure if he was even_baptized?

And now here_he is,_all shaky and_ready to repent!

Second, because Old Tom,_the ultimate unbeliever..._Old Tom, who would put to_shame_any devil with_his_idiotic_rants... Old_Tom, with his_personal_little swarm_of_flies buzzing around his garlic-smelling head_and_whose idea of taking a bath and_washing his clothes was_rolling_drunk in the puddles_during rain while singing... Old_Tom, for whom a separate hell_should be_created since_he would be such a bad influence on all the other_sinners... Old Tom, who never read_a book, holy or_unholy, is_here_in person mumbling_about_signs and_mystical prophecies. That, and also begging for_a confession_which Father Albert didn't look forward_to hearing.

And third, there_is_no booze stink in his breath.

Which_means Old Tom is in the_soberest state that he has_ever_been_in his life. Actually, from_the technical point of view, the_only time he_should have been sober was as a_baby._But could someone say for sure_he_wasn't suckling back then on a_bottle_of_whisky?

However, we digress.

"Tell me what_happened... son."

"Father! Father! You won't believe_your very ears what I have seen! The Holy_Spirit is not_a dove, Father. The Holy_Spirit_is_a cat!"

Old Tom stops, waiting for a reaction, but since_there is_none, he goes_on