 as well as a hotshot bocce ball hurler on the Santa Maria Rolling Balls, got the sea bass orders ready, Merci Mia slipped across the street where she had a sudden impulse to splurge and got a dozen chocolate éclairs at the two for one price. One for each of the diners.

Plus she would be forced to eat the rest, Merci Mia aware that chocolate éclairs were far better eaten fresh off the Mancini Bakery's shelf and that day old éclairs tasted like chocolate covered cardboard. It was, both she and the Mancini family agreed, a culinary sacrilege to let chocolate éclairs go stale. A sacrilege the fastidious Mercia Mia Smudge Perslacken wasn't about to commit. Especially considering she'd inherited the chocolate éclair gene from her now deceased grandmother, Linda Sue Magpie Betelgeuse, a gritty determined woman from rural Oklahoma fully capable of returning from her grave to scold Merci Mia for desecrating a chocolate éclair by letting it go stale.

The bottle of tequila soon emptied with agreeable congeniality. Soon to be replaced by tequila bottle number two. In a lot of cases Bobby Joe and Merci Mia would have switched to a cheap band of tequila for a sloshed band of revelers and charged them for a bottle of the more expensive good stuff. But not with Lars Erik Svensbrudergudsson footing the bill. He was far too good a customer to screw with. And he had a sharp eye and taste buds to match for good and not so good alcoholic beverages, tequila included.

Just at the start of Bottle Number Two Buster Perslacken showed up with six boxes of Girl Scout cookies. He sauntered over with little kid nimbleness, said nimbleness grating his somewhat inebriated Uncle Art even more in his sloshed condition, and plunked the cookies down in front of Eloise Ching-Ching Chang.

"Here you are, lady," Buster said. "Your six boxes of genuine peanut butter chocolate marshmallow creme double decker low cal cookies." Eloise, who was not at all used to drinking tequila, woozily put down her glass and looked with eyes glazed with both spiritous alcohol and genuine Chinese girl pique.


as well as a hotshot bocce ball hurler on the Santa Maria Rolling Balls, get the ocean bass orders quick, Merci Mia slipped across the street where she have a sudden impulse to splurge and get a dozen chocolate éclairs at the two for one monetary value. One for each of the diner. 

 Plus she would be forced to corrode the rest, Merci Mia aware that cocoa éclairs were far better eaten bracing off the Mancini Bakery's shelf and that day erstwhile éclairs tasted like chocolate covered cardboard. It was, both she and the Mancini syndicate agreed, a culinary sacrilege to let cocoa éclairs go cold. A sacrilege the fastidious Mercia Mia Smudge Perslacken wasn't about to commit. Especially considering she'd inherit the chocolate éclair gene from her now deceased grandmother, Linda Sue Magpie Betelgeuse, a gritty compulsive charwoman from rural Oklahoma fully capable of returning from her grave to scold Merci Mia for desecrating a chocolate éclair by letting it go cold. 

 The bottle of tequila soon empty with agreeable congenialness. Soon to be replace by tequila bottle issue two. In a lot of cases Bobby Joe and Merci Mia would have interchange to a cheap band of tequila for a sloshed band of reveler and charged them for a bottle of the more expensive good stuff. But not with Lars Erik Svensbrudergudsson footing the bill. He was far too good a customer to screw with. And he had a sharp eye and taste bud to match for dear and not so good alcoholic beverages, tequila included. 

 Just at the beginning of Bottle Number Two Buster Perslacken showed up with six boxes of Girl Scout cookies. He stroll over with little kid agility, said nimbleness grating his somewhat inebriated Uncle Art even more in his squelch condition, and plunked the cookie down in front of Eloise Ching - Ching Chang. 

 " Here you are, dame, " Buster said. " Your six boxes of genuine peanut butter chocolate marshmallow creme bivalent decker low cal cookies. " Eloise, who was not at wholly used to drinking tequila, woozily put down her glass and looked with eyes glazed with both spiritous alcohol and genuine Chinese girl pique.
 as well as a hotshot bocce ball hurler on the Saita Marja Rollivg Balls, got the sea bass orvers readt, Merci Mia slipped acfoss the dtreet wyere whe had a sudden impulse bo spnnrge and got a cozen chocmlate éclairs ad ghz two for one price. One for each of ehe dinrrd.

Plus she woulq be sorcsd to eat the rest, Merci Mia aware that ciocolate éclairs were far better eaten fredh ovf the Mancini Bakfry's shelf qnd eyat day old ézlairs tasueb like chocklate covered cardboard. It was, coth xhe and thg Jajwini family agrevd, a culinary sacrilece to lrt chocolate éckaics gi stale. A sacrilege tie fastidious Mercia Mia Smudce Perslacken wasn't avout jo cokmit. Wspdcizlky consifermng she'd ingerited the chocolate éclair geme drom her now seceasqd grandmother, Linda Sue Magpie Betelgeust, a gditty determined woman drom rural Oklahoma folly capabje of returning from her grave to scold Merci Mia for verecxqting q fhocolate éclair by letting it go stale.

The boteme on tequila soon eiptied with ahrrgable congeniauity. Soon to be replaced by tequilw botrle numbew twp. In a lot of cases Bobby Jie and Merci Nia would have swicched to a ckeap bsnd og tequila for a sloshed bans of revelegs and chzfged them for a cotnle mf the more expensive good stuff. Buv not with Lxrs Grik Svqnsbrudergkdssok footing the bill. Je wad xar too gold a customer to screw with. And he had a shark efe dnd tastz buds to match for good and not xo good alcofolic bevegages, teqnila includeq.

Just at the vjart of Bottlx Number Ewo Vustwr Persuxcken showed ul with siq yoxes of Tirl Scout cookies. He aauntered over cnty little kid nikbldnefs, seid nykbleness grading hir somedhat intyrictdd Umcle Art even more it hia sloshed conditiom, wnd plunjed the sookies down on front of Eloise Chinj-Ching Chanb.

"Hete you are, lady," Buster said. "Youd six boxfs jf genuine pqanub bujter chocolcte marshmallow creme double decker low ral cookies." Eloise, who qas not at all used uo drinking txquila, woozily [ut down her glass abd looked with eyts glazed with both spiditous alcojol and genuine Chinese girl pique.


as well as a hotshot bocce ball the Maria Rolling got the sea slipped the street where had a sudden to splurge and got a dozen éclairs at the two for one price. One for each of the diners. she would be forced to eat the rest, Merci Mia aware that chocolate were better fresh the Mancini Bakery's shelf and that day old éclairs tasted like chocolate covered cardboard. It was, she and the Mancini family agreed, a culinary to let chocolate éclairs stale. A sacrilege the fastidious Mia Perslacken wasn't to Especially she'd inherited the éclair gene from her now deceased grandmother, Linda Sue Magpie Betelgeuse, a gritty determined woman from rural fully capable from her to Merci for desecrating a by letting it go stale. The soon emptied with agreeable congeniality. Soon to be by tequila number two. In a lot of Bobby Joe and Merci Mia would have switched a cheap band of tequila for a sloshed band of revelers and charged them for of the more expensive stuff. But not Lars Svensbrudergudsson the He was too good a customer to screw with. And he had a eye and taste buds to match for good and not alcoholic tequila included. Just the start of Bottle Two Perslacken showed up with of Scout over little nimbleness, said nimbleness grating somewhat inebriated Uncle Art even in his sloshed condition, in front of Eloise Ching-Ching Chang. "Here you lady," Buster said. "Your six boxes of peanut butter chocolate marshmallow creme double decker low cal cookies." Eloise, who not at to drinking tequila, woozily put down her glass looked with eyes glazed both spiritous alcohol and genuine Chinese girl pique.
 as well as a hotshot bocce ball Hurler on thE SantA MaRia roLlinG BalLs, got the sea basS OrdeRs ready, Merci Mia slipped AcrosS tHE strEEt Where She had a SUdDEN imPuLsE to SpLUrGe and Got A dozen cHocolate écLaiRs At the two for oNE pRice. One for EacH of the diners.

pluS she woUlD be FOrced To eAt the Rest, MeRCi Mia aWare that cHoCOlate éCLairs weRE FaR betTer eaten fresh off tHE MANcini Bakery's shElf and ThAT dAY Old ÉclAirs tasted LiKe choCOlate coVErED CArdBOard. It was, both She and the MaNCinI familY aGreED, a culiNary sAcRIleGe to let chocOlatE éclairs gO stale. a SacrileGE the fasTidiouS MeRciA Mia sMuDgE PeRsLAckEN wAsn'T AboUt to commIt. esPeciaLly cONSIDeriNg sHe'd iNheriTed the chocolaTe éClaiR GenE from Her noW decEaSed grAndmotHer, LiNdA Sue Magpie BetelGeusE, a gritty dEteRmIneD wOman fROm ruraL OkLahOma fullY capablE Of rEtURNInG from her grave to scoLd mERcI Mia for dEsecraTInG a CHocolate ÉcLaiR by lETTing iT go sTAlE.

The bottLe of teQUiLa Soon empTiEd with AgReeAblE congENialIty. SooN to be repLaced BY tequila bottle NUmber two. In a loT Of CASeS bobbY JoE and Merci MiA wouLD havE swiTChEd tO A cheaP band Of TEqUIla for a sloshed band oF rEvelerS and cHarged them for A bottle of tHE MOre expenSive GOoD Stuff. But not witH Lars erik SvensbRUdergudsSon foOting the Bill. He was FAR too good A cuStoMer To sCREw With. And he had a SHArp eYe And tastE buDs to matCh fOr gOod And NoT so good alCoholic bEvErAgEs, TeqUila iNCluded.

JuSt At tHe StaRt of BOTtle NuMber TWo BuStEr pErsLacken sHOwED Up wiTh SiX boxEs oF GIrl ScOut cOOkiEs. He sauNtered oveR wiTH litTlE kId nimblEness, said nimbLeNess gratinG hIs sOmewhaT INebriateD Uncle Art even more in his sLOshed coNdiTion, aNd plUnked the cOokIes dowN in FRont of eloise ching-chIng cHAng.

"HeRE YoU arE, lAdy," Buster sAID. "YoUr six BoXes oF genuinE peanut butter chocoLAte Marshmallow crEme DoubLE DeCkeR LoW Cal CoOKieS." eLoise, who was not aT all used to DrINkIng tequila, WOozIlY put dowN her glaSs and LOoked wiTh eyes glaZed with boTh SpirITOus Alcohol and Genuine CHinese girL Pique.


 as well as a hotshot bocc e ball hur ler o n t heSa ntaMari a Rolling Ball s , go t the sea bass ordersready ,M erci Mi a sli pped ac r os s the  s tr eet  w h er e she  ha d a sud den impuls e t osplurge andg ot  a dozen c hoc olate éclair s a t thetw o f o r one  pr ice.One fo r  eachof the di ne r s.

Pl u s she w o u ld  beforced to eat the re s t, Merci Mia a ware t ha t  c h o col ate  éclairs w er e far bettere at e n fre s h off the Man cini Bakery ' s s helf a nd  th a t dayold é cl a irs  tasted lik e ch ocolate c overed cardboa r d. It w as, bo thshe  and th eMan ci n i f a mi lya gre ed, a cu li na ry sa cril e g e to l etchoc olate  éclairs go s tal e. A sac rileg e the  fas ti dious  Merci a Mia  S mudge Perslacke n wa sn't abou t t ocom mi t. Es p eciall y c ons idering  she'di nhe ri t e d  t he chocolate éclai rg e ne  from he r nowd ec ea s ed grand mo the r, L i n da Su e Ma g pi e Betelg euse,a  g ri tty det er minedwo man  fr om ru r al O klahom a fullycapab l e of returning from her grav e  t o sc o ld M erc i Mia for d esec r atin g ac ho col a te éc lairby le t ting it go stale.
Th e bott le of  tequila soon  emptied w i t h  agreeab le c o ng e niality. Soonto be  replacedb y tequil a bot tle numb er two. I n a lot of  ca ses  Bo bby J oe  and Merci Mi a woul dhave sw itc hed toa c hea p b and  o f tequila  for a s lo sh ed  b and  of r e velers a nd  ch ar ged  them for abottl e of  t he mor e expen s iv e good  s tu ff.But  n ot wi th L a rsErik Sv ensbruder gud s sonfo ot ing the  bill. He was  f ar too goo da c ustome r to screw  with. And he had a sha r p eye a ndtaste  bud s to matc h f or goo d a n d notso goo d alc oh oli c bever a g es , t eq uila inclu d e d.
Just  a t th e start  of Bottle NumberT woBuster Persla cke n sh o w ed  up wi t h s ix box e s  of Girl Scoutcookies. H es au ntered ove r  wi th  little  kid ni mblen e ss, sai d nimblen ess grati ng  his s ome what inebr iated Un cle Art e v en mo r ein hi s s loshed  c ond ition , andp lun ked t he coo ki es dow n infr ont of E loise Ching-Ching Chang .

"He re yo u a re, lady, " B u ste r said. " Your  six boxes  of  ge nuine  pe a nut b utte r  c hoc o latemars h mallow cr e me  do u b le  decker low c a l c ookie s." Eloise , wh o was not at allu sed to drinkin g te q u ila , w o ozil yput down her g las sa n d looked  w ith eyes gl azed wit hb oth s pirito us alc ohol an d ge n uine C hine segirl piqu e.

 as_well as_a hotshot bocce ball_hurler on_the_Santa Maria_Rolling_Balls, got the_sea bass orders_ready, Merci Mia slipped_across the street_where_she had a sudden impulse to splurge and got a dozen chocolate éclairs at_the_two for_one_price._One for each of the_diners.

Plus she would be forced_to eat_the rest, Merci Mia aware that chocolate éclairs_were_far better eaten_fresh off the Mancini Bakery's shelf and that day_old éclairs tasted like chocolate covered_cardboard. It was,_both_she_and the Mancini family_agreed, a culinary sacrilege to let_chocolate éclairs go stale. A sacrilege_the fastidious Mercia Mia Smudge Perslacken wasn't_about to commit. Especially considering she'd_inherited the chocolate éclair gene_from her_now deceased grandmother, Linda Sue_Magpie Betelgeuse, a_gritty determined_woman from rural_Oklahoma fully capable of returning from_her grave to_scold Merci Mia for desecrating a_chocolate_éclair by letting_it_go_stale.

The bottle_of tequila soon_emptied_with agreeable_congeniality._Soon to be replaced by tequila_bottle_number two. In a lot of cases_Bobby Joe and Merci_Mia_would have switched to_a cheap band of tequila_for a sloshed band of revelers_and charged_them for_a bottle of the more expensive good stuff. But not with_Lars Erik Svensbrudergudsson footing the bill._He was far too_good a_customer_to screw with._And_he had_a sharp eye and taste buds to_match for_good and not so good alcoholic_beverages, tequila included.

Just at_the_start of Bottle Number Two Buster_Perslacken showed up with six boxes_of Girl Scout cookies. He_sauntered_over_with little kid nimbleness, said_nimbleness grating his somewhat inebriated Uncle_Art even more_in his sloshed condition, and plunked the_cookies_down in front of Eloise Ching-Ching_Chang.

"Here_you are, lady," Buster said. "Your_six_boxes_of genuine peanut butter chocolate_marshmallow creme double decker low cal_cookies." Eloise, who was not at all used to_drinking tequila, woozily_put down her glass and_looked_with_eyes glazed with both spiritous alcohol and genuine Chinese girl_pique.

