 nude beach. His eyes bugged out and he did a right turn as abrupt and crisp as the Presidential honor guard in drill practice and dragged a surprised, cursing Tirso Garibaldi towards Elvis and Gia Maria Guzman Slipowitz de Contreras. Much to the dismay of Tirso, Elvis, and especially Gia Maria, Marco Polo caromed up to her, slid to a halt and sniffed at her midriff with a building agitation. The canine light of recognition snapped on in Marco Polo's eyes. His long canine tongue drooped out of his open mouth. Then the dog craned his neck forward and commenced to licking the protruding bulge of Gia Maria's supposedly pregnant stomach. And then, to Tirso Garibaldi's everlasting horror, Poco Loco began to nibble at Gia Maria's stomach.

"Nice doggie." Gia Maria said in Spanish in a voice just a thin whisker shy of panicking. "Now go away!"

At least a dozen people nearby pulled out their cell phones faster than the fastest fast gun ever jerked out their Peacemakers in the old Wild West, several of the more recent models having supercharged enhanced features, including startlingly clear videos, and within a few minutes a video of Marco Polo biting at Gia Maria's stomach was on You Tube. Which, promptly, with the speed of the Swiss Cyclotron shooting for the God Particle, went viral. Within 24 hours MSNBC was headlining it as a Tragic Border Incident, Hispanic members of Congress were demanding a federal investigation, the Right to Life Movement was irately overloading the incoming lines of call radio programs, the SPCA was decrying the government's entire K-9 program as neo-barbaric and a shadowy Brown Power revanchist group in Los Angeles put a one thousand dollar bounty on Marco Polo's head--the group's dyslexic publicist having mistakenly transposed Marco Polo and Tirso's names.

Three days later the media frenzy turned inside out when some superannuated out of touch old fashioned journalist actually looking for facts finally stumbled on a little publicized report that Gia Maria's shockingly assaulted pregnant belly had given birth to 9.2 pounds of pure uncut Columbian cocaine. It hardly created a blip on the media's radar. By then the discovery of the clandestine presence of a possible illegitimate son of Barack Obama's
nude beach. His eyes bugged out and he did a proper twist as abrupt and crisp as the Presidential honor guard in exercise practice and dragged a surprised, cursing Tirso Garibaldi towards Elvis and Gia Maria Guzman Slipowitz de Contreras. a lot to the alarm of Tirso, Elvis, and especially Gia Maria, Marco Polo carom up to her, slid to a halt and sniff at her midriff with a building agitation. The canine sparkle of realization snapped on in Marco Polo's eyes. His retentive canine tongue drooped out of his exposed mouth. Then the dog craned his neck fore and commenced to licking the protruding bulge of Gia Maria's supposedly meaning stomach. And then, to Tirso Garibaldi's everlasting horror, Poco Loco began to nibble at Gia Maria's abdomen. 

 " Nice doggie. " Gia Maria said in Spanish in a voice just a thin hair's-breadth shy of panic. " Now go away! " 

 At least a dozen people nearby pulled out their cell phones faster than the firm fast gun always twitch out their Peacemakers in the previous Wild West, several of the more recent models having supercharged enhanced features, including startlingly clean videos, and within a few minutes a video of Marco Polo biting at Gia Maria's stomach was on You Tube. Which, promptly, with the speed of the Swiss Cyclotron shoot for the God Particle, went viral. Within 24 hours MSNBC was headlining it as a Tragic Border Incident, Hispanic members of Congress were necessitate a union probe, the right field to Life Movement was irately overloading the incoming lines of call radio programs, the SPCA was decrying the government's entire K-9 platform as neo - barbaric and a shadowy Brown Power revanchist group in Los Angeles put a one thousand dollar bounty on Marco Polo's read/write head -- the group's dyslexic publicist having mistakenly commute Marco Polo and Tirso's names. 

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 nude beach. His eyes bugged out And he did a rIght tUrn As aBrUpt aNd crIsp as the PresidENtiaL honor guard in drill pracTice aNd DRaggED a SurprIsed, curSInG tIrsO GArIbaLdI ToWards elvIs and GiA Maria GuzmAn SLiPowitz de ContRErAs. Much to thE diSmay of Tirso, ELviS, and esPeCiaLLy Gia marIa, MarCo Polo CAromed Up to her, slId TO a halt ANd sniffED At Her mIdriff with a buildiNG aGItation. The caniNe lighT oF ReCOGniTioN snapped on In marco pOlo's eyeS. hiS LONg cANine tongue droOped out of hiS OpeN mouth. thEn tHE dog crAned hIs NEck Forward and cOmmeNced to licKing thE ProtrudINg bulge Of Gia MAriA's sUppoSEdLy PreGnANt sTOmAch. aNd tHen, to TirSo gaRibalDi's eVERLAstiNg hOrroR, Poco loco began to niBblE at GIA MaRia's sTomacH.

"NicE dOggie." gia MarIa saiD iN Spanish in a voicE jusT a thin whiSkeR sHy oF pAnickINg. "Now gO awAy!"

AT least a Dozen peOPle NeARBY pUlled out their cell pHoNES fAster thaN the faSTeSt FAst gun evEr JerKed oUT Their peacEMaKers in thE old WiLD WEsT, severaL oF the moRe RecEnt ModelS HaviNg supeRcharged EnhanCEd features, inclUDing startlingLY cLEAr VIdeoS, anD within a few MinuTEs a vIdeo OF MArcO polo bIting At gIa mAria's stomach was on YoU TUbe. WhiCh, proMptly, with the sPeed of the SWISS CyclotrOn shOOtINg for the God ParTicle, Went viral. WIThin 24 hourS MSNBc was headLining it aS A tragic BoRdeR InCidEnt, hISpAnic members of cONgreSs Were demAndIng a fedEraL inVesTigAtIon, the RigHt to Life moVeMeNt Was IrateLY overloaDiNg tHe IncOming LInes of Call rAdio PrOgRAms, The SPCA WAs DECryiNg ThE govErnMeNt's enTire k-9 ProGram as nEo-barbariC anD A shaDoWy brown PoWer revanchist GrOup in Los AnGeLes Put a onE THousand dOllar bounty on Marco Polo's HEad--the gRouP's dysLexiC publicisT haVing miStaKEnly trAnsposEd MarCo polO ANd TirSO'S nAmeS.

THree days laTER thE mediA fRenzY turned Inside out when some sUPerAnnuated out of TouCh olD FAsHioNEd JOurNaLIst ACTually looking foR facts finaLlY StUmbled on a lITtlE pUblicizEd reporT that gIa Maria'S shockingLy assaultEd PregNANt bElly had givEn birth tO 9.2 pounds of PUre unCUt columBiaN cocaiNe. it hArdly CreateD A blIp on tHe mediA's Radar. BY then ThE discoveRy of the clandestine preseNce of a PossiBle IllegitimAte SOn oF Barack ObAma's
 nude beach. His eyes bugg ed out and  he d ida r ig ht t urnas abrupt andc risp  as the Presidential h onorgu a rd i n  d rillpractic e  a n d  dr ag ge d a  s u rp rised , c ursingTirso Gari bal di  towards Elv i sand Gia Ma ria  Guzman Slip owi tz deCo ntr e ras.Muc h tothe di s may of  Tirso, E lv i s, and especia l l yGiaMaria, Marco Polo ca r omed up to her , slid  t o  a h alt  an d sniffedat  herm idriffw it h a  bu i lding agitati on. The can i nelightof  re c ogniti on sn ap p edon in Marco  Pol o's eyes.  His l o ng cani n e tongu e droo ped  ou t of hi sope nm out h .The n  th e dog cr an ed  hisneck f o r ward  an d co mmenc ed to licking  th e pr o tru dingbulge  ofGi a Mar ia's s uppos ed ly pregnant sto mach . And the n,to  Ti rs o Gar i baldi' s e ver lasting  horror ,  Po co L o co  began to nibble a tG i aMaria'sstomac h .
" N ice dogg ie ."GiaM a ria s aidi nSpanishin a v o ic ejust ath in whi sk ershy  of p a nick ing. " Now go a way!" 
At least a do z en people nea r by p ul l ed o uttheir cellphon e s fa ster th ant he fa stest  f a st gun ever jerked out  t heir P eacem akers in theold Wild W e s t , severa l of th e  more recent m odels  having su p ercharge d enh anced fe atures, i n c luding s tar tli ngl y c l e ar  videos, andw i thin  a  few mi nut es a vi deo  of  Ma rco  P olo bitin g at Gia  M ar ia 's  st omach was on Y ou  Tu be . W hich, prompt ly, w ithth es pee d of th e  S w i ss C yc lo tron  sh oo tingfort heGod Par ticle, we ntv iral .Wi thin 24  hours MSNBCwa s headlini ng  it  as aT r agic Bor der Incident, Hispanicm embersofCongr esswere dema ndi ng a f ede r al inv estiga tion,  t heR i ght t o Li feMo vement was i rat ely o ve rloa ding th e incoming lines o f  ca ll radio prog ram s, t h e  S PCA wa s  de cr y ing t he government's  entire K- 9p ro gram as ne o -ba rb aric an d a sha dowyB rown Po wer revan chist gro up  inL o s A ngeles put  a one t housand d o llarb ou nty o n M arco P ol o's  head --theg rou p's d yslexi cpublic ist h av ing mist akenly transposed Marco  Poloand T irs o's names .
T hre e days la terthe mediafre nzy  turn edi nside  out wh ens ome s uper a nnuated o u toft o uc h old fashi o n e d j ourna lis t  actua llylooking for facts finally stumbl ed o n a l itt l e pu bl icized reporttha tG i a Maria' sshockinglyassaulte dp regna nt bel ly had  givenb i rt h  to 9. 2 po und s of pure  un cu t  Columb ia nc ocaine . It  h ardlycreate d  a b l i p on the media's  rada r .  By t h enthe d is coveryo f th e clandest ine presenc e of a  pos sible  illegi ti mate s onof  Barack Ob a ma's
 nude_beach. His_eyes bugged out and_he did_a_right turn_as_abrupt and crisp_as the Presidential_honor guard in drill_practice and dragged_a_surprised, cursing Tirso Garibaldi towards Elvis and Gia Maria Guzman Slipowitz de Contreras. Much_to_the dismay_of_Tirso,_Elvis, and especially Gia Maria,_Marco Polo caromed up to_her, slid_to a halt and sniffed at her midriff_with_a building agitation._The canine light of recognition snapped on in Marco_Polo's eyes. His long canine tongue_drooped out of_his_open_mouth. Then the dog_craned his neck forward and commenced_to licking the protruding bulge of_Gia Maria's supposedly pregnant stomach. And then,_to Tirso Garibaldi's everlasting horror, Poco_Loco began to nibble at_Gia Maria's_stomach.

"Nice doggie." Gia Maria said_in Spanish in_a voice_just a thin_whisker shy of panicking. "Now go_away!"

At least a_dozen people nearby pulled out their_cell_phones faster than_the_fastest_fast gun_ever jerked out_their_Peacemakers in_the_old Wild West, several of the_more_recent models having supercharged enhanced features, including_startlingly clear videos, and_within_a few minutes a_video of Marco Polo biting_at Gia Maria's stomach was on_You Tube._Which, promptly,_with the speed of the Swiss Cyclotron shooting for the God_Particle, went viral. Within 24 hours_MSNBC was headlining it_as a_Tragic_Border Incident, Hispanic_members_of Congress_were demanding a federal investigation, the Right_to Life_Movement was irately overloading the incoming_lines of call radio_programs,_the SPCA was decrying the government's_entire K-9 program as neo-barbaric and_a shadowy Brown Power revanchist_group_in_Los Angeles put a one_thousand dollar bounty on Marco Polo's_head--the group's dyslexic_publicist having mistakenly transposed Marco Polo and_Tirso's_names.

Three days later the media frenzy_turned_inside out when some superannuated out_of_touch_old fashioned journalist actually looking_for facts finally stumbled on a_little publicized report that Gia Maria's shockingly assaulted pregnant_belly had given_birth to 9.2 pounds of_pure_uncut_Columbian cocaine. It hardly created a blip on the media's_radar. By_then the discovery_of the clandestine presence of a possible illegitimate son of_Barack Obama's