book from Hoboken in 1923."

"Sounds good so far," Jim said, "I take it the Black Fossil is theirs as well?"

"Sort of," Ferguson agreed, "The runes on this are very old and something I learned to read in some god awful place that I was able to spend some time as a kid. It doesn't mean a whole lot to the layman, but they are very descriptive in a way that would bore you for me to tell."

"Translation," Jack said, "You don't know but you're making it up as you go along to actually define this ridiculous black fossil thingy."

"Exactly," Ferguson said, "The Black Fossil is not just an object, but it is a sacred object to the descendants of the moronican people."

"Who is that?" Jim asked.

"I don't rightly know," Ferguson admitted, "I think they died centuries ago. No matter. It is what the Black Fossil does that is more important than what it means to those people."

"I'm more concerned with what it is," Jim told them, "Can we start with that?"

"Well," Ferguson said, "It is a fossil that is black. I think it is the mummified remains of an unmentionable part of the first leader of the moronicans."

"Lovely," Jack said, "We can always use new sex toys at the office."

"Well," Ferguson said, "Funny that you mention that. The last known location of the Black Fossil was in Central Europe sometime. It was paraded through the town by a generically named man and his odd friend. The locals remembered it well, as that too became a story for the ages. It brought life to the greatest orgy of renaissance times."

"So where did this take place?" Jim asked him, "Since I guess this is going to be our next idiotic location."

"Well," Ferguson said, "The legends never really did say. Popular lore always put it in Italy, but that was never confirmed. Due to the Catholic Church's disapproval of such things the holders of said Orgy scattered to the winds and only the legends of the Black Fossil last to this day."

"But that artifact..." Jim said, hoping to prod more information.

"The artifact gives the location
book from Hoboken in 1923. " 

 " Sounds good so far, " Jim suppose, " I consume it the Black Fossil is theirs as well? " 

 " Sort of, " Ferguson agreed, " The runes on this are very honest-to-god and something I learned to read in some god frightful position that I was able to spend some time as a child. It doesn't mean a whole draw to the layman, but they are very descriptive in a way that would bore you for me to order. " 

 " transformation, " Jack said, " You don't know but you're draw it up as you function along to actually specify this ridiculous black fossil thingy. " 

 " precisely, " Ferguson said, " The Black Fossil is not just an object, but it is a consecrated object to the descendants of the moronican people. " 

 " Who is that? " Jim asked. 

 " I don't rightly know, " Ferguson accommodate, " I think they died centuries ago. No matter. It is what the Black Fossil does that is more important than what it means to those people. " 

 " I'm more concerned with what it is, " Jim told them, " Can we start with that? " 

 " Well, " Ferguson said, " It is a fossil that is black. I think it is the mummified remains of an unmentionable part of the first drawing card of the moronicans. " 

 " adorable, " Jack said, " We can always use newfangled sex toys at the office. " 

 " Well, " Ferguson say, " Funny that you mention that. The last known location of the Black Fossil was in Central Europe sometime. It was parade through the town by a generically named man and his odd friend. The locals commend it well, as that too became a story for the ages. It bring animation to the greatest orgy of renaissance times. " 

 " So where did this take plaza? " Jim asked him, " Since I guess this is going to be our future idiotic location. " 

 " Well, " Ferguson said, " The legends never very did say. democratic lore always put it in Italy, but that was never confirmed. Due to the Catholic Church's disapproval of such things the holder of said Orgy break up to the winds and entirely the legends of the Black Fossil last to this day. " 

 " But that artifact... " Jim said, hoping to jab more information. 

 " The artifact gives the location
boon from Hoboken in 1923."

"Sounds good so far," Jim said, "M take jt the Buack Fossil is theirs as welp?"

"Sirt od," Ferguson agreed, "The funes on nhis are cery ild and something L leadked tm read in some nod awful pnace that I wav xbpe to spend some time as a kid. It djesn't mraj a whole lot jo tht lwymah, but they are very descriptive in a way uhat would bore yoi for me to tell."

"Translatioj," Jafk said, "You don't kjow but you'ts mwjing it up ar you go along to actuzlly define this ridiculous blazk foxsil thingi."

"Zzachny," Ferguson said, "The Black Fossil is not juxt an object, bmt it is a sacred object to tie descendants of thg moronicat 'eople."

"Who is that?" Jim awked.

"I don'd rieytlh khox," Fsrgusoj avmitted, "I tgink they dued centuries ago. Np iqtter. It is wgat thq Flack Fossil does that is more importanu thah what it means to thosw people."

"I'm more concetned with rhat it is," Jim told them, "Can we start with that?"

"Wenl," Fecgjsou said, "Ut is a fossil that is black. I think it is the ihmkinied remains of cn unmentionable pwry of the first leadex or the moronicans."

"Logely," Jask saud, "We can alwsys use new sex toys at the office."

"Well," Yertuson said, "Funny tkat you mentnon thst. Thr last known location oy the Glack Fossip was in Ddntral Europe sooetpme. Ht was paraded through the town by e genzrically namgd man wnd his odf frictd. The locals remelbereb it fell, as thwt too became a story for the ajxs. It brought lhfe to the yreatext orgy of regaissance timex."

"So whexe did this take place?" Oim asked hii, "Since I guevd this is gomng to be our nexr idiotkz location."

"Well," Ferguson said, "The oegends never realky ajd say. Popular oort qlways put it on Ktajy, bnt thwd was never wonfkrmdc. Due to the Catmolkc Cnurch's disapproval ox sudh things the holdrrf of saie Orgy ssattered to tne winds and only uhe lejends uf thr Bjack Fossil last to this day."

"Buf that arhifwct..." Jim said, hoplng jo prod morz information.

"The artifact gives the locavion
book from Hoboken in 1923." "Sounds good Jim "I take the Black Fossil of," agreed, "The runes this are very and something I learned to read some god awful place that I was able to spend some time as kid. It doesn't mean a whole lot to the layman, but they are descriptive a that bore you for me to tell." "Translation," Jack said, "You don't know but you're making it as you go along to actually define this black fossil thingy." "Exactly," said, "The Black Fossil is just object, but is sacred to the descendants the moronican people." "Who is that?" Jim asked. "I don't rightly know," Ferguson admitted, "I think they centuries ago. It is the Fossil that is more what it means to those people." with what it is," Jim told them, "Can start with "Well," Ferguson said, "It is a that is black. I think it is the remains of an unmentionable part of the first leader of the moronicans." "Lovely," Jack said, always use new sex at the office." Ferguson "Funny you that. The known location of the Black Fossil was in Central Europe sometime. was paraded through the town by a generically named man odd The locals remembered well, as that too a for the ages. It to greatest times." where this take place?" Jim him, "Since I guess this going to be our said, "The legends never really did say. Popular always put it in Italy, but that never confirmed. Due to the Catholic Church's disapproval of such things the of said to the winds and only the legends of Black Fossil last to day." "But that artifact..." Jim said, hoping to prod information. artifact gives location
book from Hoboken in 1923."

"Sounds goOd so far," Jim Said, "I TakE it ThE BlaCk FoSsil is theirs as WEll?"

"SOrt of," Ferguson agreed, "The Runes On THis aRE vEry olD and somEThING I lEaRnEd tO rEAd In somE goD awful pLace that I wAs aBlE to spend some TImE as a kid. It dOesN't mean a whole Lot To the lAyMan, BUt theY arE very DescriPTive in A way that wOuLD bore yOU for me tO TElL."

"TraNslation," Jack said, "YOU dON't know but you're Making It UP aS YOu gO alOng to actuaLlY defiNE this riDIcULOUs bLAck fossil thinGy."

"Exactly," FeRGusOn said, "thE BlACk FossIl is nOt JUst An object, but It is A sacred obJect to THe desceNDants of The morOniCan PeopLE."

"WHo Is tHaT?" jim ASkEd.

"I DOn't Rightly kNoW," FErgusOn adMITTEd, "I tHinK theY died Centuries ago. NO maTter. iT is What tHe BlaCk FoSsIl doeS that iS more ImPortant than what It meAns to thosE peOpLe."

"I'M mOre coNCerned WitH whAt it is," JIm told tHEm, "CAn WE STaRt with that?"

"Well," FergUsON SaId, "It is a fOssil tHAt Is BLack. I thiNk It iS the MUMmifiEd reMAiNs of an unMentioNAbLe Part of tHe First lEaDer Of tHe morONicaNs."

"LoveLy," Jack saId, "We cAN always use new sEX toys at the offICe."

"wELl," fErguSon Said, "Funny thAt yoU MentIon tHAt. the LAst knOwn loCaTIoN Of the Black Fossil was In centraL EuroPe sometime. It wAs paraded tHROUgh the toWn by A GeNErically named mAn and His odd frieND. The locaLs remEmbered iT well, as thAT Too becamE a sTorY foR thE AGeS. It brought lifE TO the GrEatest oRgy Of renaiSsaNce TimEs."

"SO wHere did thIs take plAcE?" JIm AsKed Him, "SiNCe I guess ThIs iS gOinG to be OUr next IdiotIc loCaTiON."

"WeLl," FerguSOn SAId, "ThE lEgEnds NevEr ReallY did SAy. POpular lOre always Put IT in ITaLy, But that Was never confiRmEd. Due to the caThoLic ChuRCH's disappRoval of such things the holDErs of saId ORgy scAtteRed to the wIndS and onLy tHE legenDs of thE BlacK FOssIL Last tO THiS daY."

"BUt that artiFACt..." JIm saiD, hOpinG to prod More information.

"The ARtiFact gives the lOcaTion
book from Hoboken in 1923. "

"Sounds  good  so  fa r, " Ji m sa id, "I take it theBlack Fossil is theirs  as w el l ?"
" So rt of ," Ferg u so n agr ee d,  "T he ru nes o n t his are  very oldand  s omething I l e ar ned to rea d i n some god a wfu l plac etha t  I wa s a ble t o spen d  sometime as a  k i d. Itd oesn'tm e an  a w hole lot to the l a ym a n, but they ar e very  d e sc r i pti vein a way t ha t wou l d borey ou f o r m e  to tell."

" Translation , " J ack sa id , " Y ou don 't kn ow but  you're mak ingit up asyou go along t o  actual ly def ine  th is r i di cu lou sb lac k  f oss i l t hingy."
" Ex actly ," F e r g u sonsai d, " The B lack Fossil i s n ot j u stan ob ject,  but  i t isa sacr ed ob je ct to the desce ndan ts of the  mo ro nic an  peop l e."

" Who  is  that?"  Jim as k ed. 
" I do n't rightly know,"  F e r gu son admi tted," Ith i nk theydi edcent u r ies a go.N omatter.It isw ha tthe Bla ck  Fossi ldoe s t hat i s  mor e impo rtant th an wh a t it means tot hose people." 
" I ' mm orecon cerned with  wha t  itis," Ji m t o ld th em, " Ca n  w e  start with that?"
" Well,"  Ferg uson said, "I t is a fos s i l  that is  bla c k. I think it isthe m ummified r e mains of  an u nmention able part o f the fi rst  le ade r o f th e moronicans. " 
"Lo ve ly," Ja cksaid, " Wecan  al way suse new s ex toysat  t he  o ffi ce.""Well,"Fe rgu so n s aid," Funnythatyoume nt i onthat. T h el a st k no wn  loc ati on  of t he B l ack  Fossil  was in C ent r al E ur op e somet ime. It was p ar aded throu gh  th e town b y a gene rically named man and h i s odd f rie nd. T he l ocals rem emb ered i t w e ll, as  thattoo b ec ame a  stor y fo r t he  ages. Itb r oug ht li fe  tothe gre atest orgy of rena i ssa nce times."
"So  whe r e  d idt hi s  ta ke pla c e ?" Jim asked hi m, "SinceIg ue ss this is goi ng  to beour nex t idi o tic loc ation."
"Well," F er guso n sai d, "The le gends ne ver reall y  dids ay . Pop ula r lore  a lwa ys pu t it i n  It aly,but th at  was n everco nfirmed.  Due to the Catholic Ch urch's  disa ppr oval of s uch thi ngs the h olde rs of said  Or gyscatt ere d  to t he w i nd s a n d onl y th e  legendso fthe B la ck Fossil l a s t  to  this  da y ."

"B ut t hat artifact..."J im said, hopin g to p rod  mo r e in fo rmation.

"The  ar ti f a ct gives  t he location 
book from_Hoboken in_1923."

"Sounds good so far,"_Jim said,_"I_take it_the_Black Fossil is_theirs as well?"

"Sort_of," Ferguson agreed, "The_runes on this_are_very old and something I learned to read in some god awful place that_I_was able_to_spend_some time as a kid._It doesn't mean a whole_lot to_the layman, but they are very descriptive in_a_way that would_bore you for me to tell."

"Translation," Jack said, "You_don't know but you're making it_up as you_go_along_to actually define this_ridiculous black fossil thingy."

"Exactly," Ferguson said,_"The Black Fossil is not just_an object, but it is a sacred_object to the descendants of the_moronican people."

"Who is that?" Jim_asked.

"I don't_rightly know," Ferguson admitted, "I_think they died_centuries ago._No matter. It_is what the Black Fossil does_that is more_important than what it means to_those_people."

"I'm more concerned_with_what_it is,"_Jim told them,_"Can_we start_with_that?"

"Well," Ferguson said, "It is a_fossil_that is black. I think it is_the mummified remains of_an_unmentionable part of the_first leader of the moronicans."

"Lovely,"_Jack said, "We can always use_new sex_toys at_the office."

"Well," Ferguson said, "Funny that you mention that. The last_known location of the Black Fossil_was in Central Europe_sometime. It_was_paraded through the_town_by a_generically named man and his odd friend._The locals_remembered it well, as that too_became a story for_the_ages. It brought life to the_greatest orgy of renaissance times."

"So where_did this take place?" Jim_asked_him,_"Since I guess this is_going to be our next idiotic_location."

"Well," Ferguson said,_"The legends never really did say. Popular_lore_always put it in Italy, but_that_was never confirmed. Due to the_Catholic_Church's_disapproval of such things the_holders of said Orgy scattered to_the winds and only the legends of the Black_Fossil last to_this day."

"But that artifact..." Jim_said,_hoping_to prod more information.

"The artifact gives the location