 it didn't hurt that the prosecutor was agreeable to certain cash gratuities, as well as being yet another cousin of both Alberto and Fico, the countryside generously populated with plenty of cousins in their prolific family. Which came in handy in all kinds of situations. Like potential criminal prosecutions.

And having yet another cousin who was the local coroner.

Despite his quirky personal habits, Alberto still managed to always have suitable vehicles available for his cousin, Fico. Alberto's favorite cousin. Which was saying something. Alberto had upwards of two dozen first cousins born in wedlock, plus more than a few born without the formality of a marriage ceremony. But, why quibble over the fine print? Like a marriage certificate. Wasn't it just a piece of paper? Family was family. And theirs was a family that believed in democratically contributing to the general gene pool wherever possible. "It is the least we can do," one cousin, a professor of bioethics at Sonora State University and a silent partner in a marijuana plantation in an isolated canyon in the Sierra Madres, remarked during a discussion on the family's procreative proclivities.

"The vibrant health of the human genome is far too important to allow mundane matters of ethics, morals or personal responsibility to interfere." Then, pausing to take a deep breath and another hit off the family bong, adding "there is a higher responsibility. To Homo sapiens itself and the future of the species." Then he took another hit from the bong to the nodded mumbled agreement of his red-eyed and somewhat woozy circle of relatives who waggled their heads in agreement, though most had no clue what the hell he'd just said. The guy was an OK dude, but his head was stuck somewhere on Pointy Head Mountain and they'd long ago learned the best way to deal with his mostly undecipherable pronouncements was just to waggle their heads in agreement and mumble something positive like a Spanish version of 'Yo, man. Right on, bro." Sometimes they'd try a half hearted high five, too, but often missed because of their somewhat blitzed condition. At least three separate times causing knockdown fights when a missed high five slapped someone else and that person took it the wrong way and replied with a high five congealed into a low five balled fist. Which was why all weapons were left at the door whenever
it didn't hurt that the prosecutor was agreeable to certain cash gratuities, equally well as being so far another cousin of both Alberto and Fico, the countryside generously populated with batch of cousins in their fecund family. Which came in handy in all kind of situations. Like potential criminal prosecution. 

 And having yet another cousin who was the local coroner. 

 Despite his far-out personal habits, Alberto still managed to always accept suitable vehicles available for his cousin, Fico. Alberto's favorite cousin. Which was saying something. Alberto had upwards of two twelve first cousins born in marriage, plus more than a few born without the formality of a marriage ceremony. But, why quibble over the fine print? Like a marriage certificate. Wasn't it just a part of paper? Family was family. And theirs was a family that believed in democratically contribute to the general gene pool wherever possible. " It is the least we can do, " one cousin, a professor of bioethics at Sonora State University and a silent partner in a marijuana plantation in an isolated canyon in the Sierra Madres, remarked during a discussion on the family's procreative proclivities. 

 " The vibrant health of the human genome is far too important to allow mundane matter of ethics, morals or personal province to intervene. " Then, pause to take a deep hint and another hit off the syndicate bong, adding " there is a high responsibility. To Homo sapiens itself and the future of the species. " Then he took another hit from the bong to the nodded mumbled agreement of his red - eyed and reasonably woozy circle of relatives who waggled their heads in agreement, though most receive no clue what the sin he'd barely said. The guy was an OK dude, but his head was stand by somewhere on Pointy Head Mountain and they'd long ago learned the best way to cope with his mostly undecipherable pronouncements was just to wamble their heads in agreement and mumble something incontrovertible like a Spanish version of' Yo, serviceman. Right along, bro. " Sometimes they'd try a half hearted high five, too, but often miss because of their somewhat blitzed condition. At least three separate times induce knockdown fights when a missed high five slapped someone else and that person took it the wrong way and replied with a high five jell into a low five balled fist. Which was why all weapon were left at the door whenever
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DespITe HIs quirky personAl habiTs, aLbERTo sTilL managed to AlWays hAVe suitaBLe VEHIclES available for His cousin, FiCO. AlBerto's FaVorITe cousIn. WhiCh WAs sAying somethIng. ALberto had UpwardS Of two doZEn first CousinS boRn iN wedLOcK, pLus MoRE thAN a Few BOrn Without tHe FoRmaliTy of A MARRiagE ceRemoNy. But, Why quibble oveR thE finE PriNt? LikE a marRiagE cErtifIcate. WAsn't iT jUst a piece of papeR? FamIly was famIly. anD thEiRs was A Family ThaT beLieved iN democrATicAlLY COnTributing to the geneRaL GEnE pool wheRever pOSsIbLE. "It is the LeAst We caN DO," one cOusiN, A pRofessor Of bioeTHiCs At SonorA STate UnIvErsIty And a sILent PartneR in a mariJuana PLantation in an iSOlated canyon iN ThE sIeRRa MaDreS, remarked duRing A DiscUssiON oN thE FamilY's proCrEAtIVe proclivities.

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 it didn't hurt that the p rosecutorwas a gre eab le  tocert ain cash gratu i ties , as well as being yet  anot he r  cou s in  of b oth Alb e rt o and  F ic o,th e  c ountr ysi de gene rously pop ula te d with plent y  o f cousinsintheir prolif icfamily .Whi c h cam e i n han dy ina ll kin ds of sit ua t ions.L ike pot e n ti al c riminal prosecuti o ns . 

And having y et ano th e rc o usi n w ho was the  l ocalc oroner. 
D e s p ite his quirky pe rsonal habi t s,Albert osti l l mana ged t oa lwa ys have sui tabl e vehicle s avai l able fo r  his co usin,Fic o.Albe r to 's  fa vo r ite co usi n . W hich was  s ay ing s omet h i n g . Al ber to h ad up wards of twodoz en f i rst  cous ins b ornin  wedl ock, p lus m or e than a few bo rn w ithout th e f or mal it y ofa  marri age  ce remony.  But, w h y q ui b b l eover the fine prin t? L ik e a marr iage c e rt if i cate. Wa sn 'tit j u s t a p iece of  paper?Family wa sfamily.  A nd the ir s w asa fam i ly t hat be lieved i n dem o cratically con t ributing to t h eg e ne r al g ene  pool where verp ossi ble. "I t i s  theleast  w e  c a n do," one cousin,aprofes sor o f bioethics a t Sonora S t a t e Univer sity an d  a silent part ner i n a mariju a na plant ation  in an i solated c a n yon in t heSie rra  Ma d r es , remarked du r i ng a  d iscussi onon thefam ily 'spro cr eative pr ocliviti es .
" Th e v ibran t  healthof  th ehum an ge n ome is  fartooim po r tan t to al l ow m unda ne  m atte rsof  ethi cs,m ora ls or p ersonal r esp o nsib il it y to in terfere." The n,  pausing t otak e a de e p  breathand another hit off the familybon g, ad ding  "there i s a  highe r r e sponsi bility . ToHo mos a piens i ts elf  a nd the fut u r e o f the  s peci es." Th en he took another hit  from the bon g t o th e no dde d  m u mbl ed agr e e ment of his red -eyed andso m ew hat woozyc irc le  of rel ativeswho w a ggled t heir head s in agre em ent, t hou gh most ha d no clu e what th e  hell he 'd ju stsaid.Th e g uy wa s an O K  du de, b ut his  h ead wa s stu ck  somewhe re on Pointy Head Mount ain an d the y'd  long ago  le a rne d the bes t wa y to dealwit h h is mo stl y  unde ciph e ra ble prono unce m ents wasj us t t o wa ggle theirh e a dsin ag ree m ent an d mu mble something po s itive like a S pani s h  ve rsi o n of  ' Yo, man. Right  on ,b r o." Some ti mes they'dtry a ha lf heart ed hig h five , too,b u to ften m isse d b ecause of  th ei r  somewh at  b l itzedcond it ion. A t leas t  thr e e  separate timescausi n g  knoc k dow n fig ht s whena  mis sed high f ive slapped  someo ne e lse a nd that  p ersontoo kit the wro n g way and  repl ied wit ha hi ghfive c onge a l ed in to a  l owfive ball e d  f i st .W hic h wa s why  a ll w eapons we r e left a t t h e doorwh ene v e r
 it_didn't hurt_that the prosecutor was_agreeable to_certain_cash gratuities,_as_well as being_yet another cousin_of both Alberto and_Fico, the countryside_generously_populated with plenty of cousins in their prolific family. Which came in handy in_all_kinds of_situations._Like_potential criminal prosecutions.

And having yet_another cousin who was the_local coroner.

Despite_his quirky personal habits, Alberto still managed to_always_have suitable vehicles_available for his cousin, Fico. Alberto's favorite cousin. Which_was saying something. Alberto had upwards_of two dozen_first_cousins_born in wedlock, plus_more than a few born without_the formality of a marriage ceremony._But, why quibble over the fine print?_Like a marriage certificate. Wasn't it_just a piece of paper?_Family was_family. And theirs was a_family that believed_in democratically_contributing to the_general gene pool wherever possible. "It_is the least_we can do," one cousin, a_professor_of bioethics at_Sonora_State_University and_a silent partner_in_a marijuana_plantation_in an isolated canyon in the_Sierra_Madres, remarked during a discussion on the_family's procreative proclivities.

"The vibrant_health_of the human genome_is far too important to_allow mundane matters of ethics, morals_or personal_responsibility to_interfere." Then, pausing to take a deep breath and another hit_off the family bong, adding "there_is a higher responsibility._To Homo_sapiens_itself and the_future_of the_species." Then he took another hit from_the bong_to the nodded mumbled agreement of_his red-eyed and somewhat_woozy_circle of relatives who waggled their_heads in agreement, though most had_no clue what the hell_he'd_just_said. The guy was an_OK dude, but his head was_stuck somewhere on_Pointy Head Mountain and they'd long ago_learned_the best way to deal with_his_mostly undecipherable pronouncements was just to_waggle_their_heads in agreement and mumble_something positive like a Spanish version_of 'Yo, man. Right on, bro." Sometimes they'd try_a half hearted_high five, too, but often_missed_because_of their somewhat blitzed condition. At least three separate times_causing knockdown_fights when a_missed high five slapped someone else and that person took_it the wrong way and replied with_a high five congealed into a low five balled fist. Which_was why all weapons were left at the_door whenever