my roommate loses all of his stuff every single day i honestly think he may have adhd too our mornings often go like this   roommate “have you seen my keys” me “yes you failed to hang them on the key holder by the door and instead left them next to the toaster” roommate “cool do you know where my airpods are” me “yes you failed to hand them on the key holder by the door and instead left them on the shelf in the bathroom” roommate “tight now i can’t find my badge” me “sick i know that one too you failed to hang it on the key holder by the door and instead left it on the floor next to the recliner”  rinse and repeat maybe once or twice a week he actually remembers to hang all of his stuff on the key holder by the door lmfao