lol of course this is the first thing i see right after i just got done spraying the shit out of everything with rubbing alcohol washing my hands 5 times and still not feeling clean because my foot accidentally touched a bag that i moved while cleaning and my slipper may have touched the bottom of my 34 length pajama pants while i was walking down the stairs  currently working on trying to sit normally and telling myself that my legs are not contaminated with microscopic traces of hep c that i may have unknowingly picked up from the hospital i work at