cool now that you have ocd can you tell the world what its like to google symptoms of 98 different diseases in a week because youre convinced you have each one  what about embarrassingly confessing transgressions and impulses because if you dont well your kid will die  umm did you fuck up at work by that i mean you put a post-it in the shredder you dont put post-its in the shredder you compulsively like to flush bits of post-its  well obviously you must die  can you post about all that now and how after you wash your hands you have to blow on them to make them 100 dry   no then eff you