gets in bed   brain did you lock the doors  checks thoughts must be done now   brain did you check the stove  checks  brain did you accidentally turn the stove on when you checked it  checks  brain did you check to make sure you didn’t leave the water running in the downstairs bathtub  checks  brain you probably left the medicine cabinet open when you checked the bathtub  checks  brain if the stove is on it’ll explode  checks  brain you obviously unlocked the doors   for hours when my neurosis is bad