this is a really awesome idea and i’m proud of you stranger fortunately i have an extremely capable human being for a wife who also likes to do things for others unfortunately i’m wracked with constant guilt because i feel like i’m forcing my best friend to do almost everything for me solely because she gets to it first oooooh maybe i could pay her… except she’s also super non-materialistic christ i don’t know why she’s with me  also your new nanny helping you out of your paralysis sounds a lot like body doubling i know having a body double in the room with me always helps immensely