you see human just because you touched something that touched something that touched something that had your semen on it once means that the person living in the same house as me totally has touched the same patch and is now pregnant because of you if she isnt then not washing your hands will shift you to the parallel universe where she did become pregnant     sincerely ocd  i wish i was kidding but yep my intrusive thoughts are just that plane bonkers whyyyyy are waiting lists so fuckkkkking looooooong i want my therapy --