so i tried calling but couldnt get a hold of anyone useful and after 20 min of being tossed around i found a new path i eventually had to shorten the message and who knows if itll actually be published but im chalking this up as a win for making my voice heard   edit i also realized this might actually violate ftc advertising regulations so i went ahead and filed a report with reportfraudftcgov because it sure seems to me like target is trying tell me that this product will alleviate my ocd symptoms during travel