some additional subtitles based on my personal experience could be  i know im staring right at it but i literally dont see it syndrome  i just missed my exit again syndrome  what the fuck is sarcasm and why would anyone choose to use it on purpose syndrome  its not an excuse its the truth syndrome  rsd is a real thing why do i know more than all my doctors and therapists syndrome  cant remember if i just took my pill five seconds ago syndrome  huge burst of energy as soon as the sun goes down syndrome   last one up at the party syndrome   remember when i said id do that thing five years ago well ive literally stressed about it every day and finally did it even though we havent spoken since then syndrome   filing taxes on time is literally impossible syndrome   and so many more  edit just thought of some more  just because im not at my desk doesnt mean im not working syndrome  the more i fidget and do other things the more im paying attention to what youre saying syndrome  thinking about everything and absolutely nothing all at once syndrome  im not shy or quiet im just really observant and have nothing to say right now syndrome  fuck i cant sleep when i need to syndrome