im not gonna start cleaning i most probably am going to stand around awkwardly because i cant sit on any of the furniture im not properly acquainted with look around to make sure theres no stray stickers tags or strands of hairs which i am not even going to pick up since itll induce a panic attack and mumbling song lyrics  curse words in regional accents or languages every 15 minutes that youll confuse for something important i said under my breath  ill probably also smoke like a chimney  bite the ever loving hell out of my nails because i would be generally uncomfortable oh and please dont offer me food youll do it wrong and itll be a waste of perfectly good food  oryou knowdont stereotype my disorder and clean your dirty house yourself