}It is so simple.... I'm surprised that this subject gets
}beat to death about once a month. A quick glance in a dictionary
}would clear up 99% of the confusion and bandwidth in this
}newsgroup.

Reading Stephen Jay Gould's essay "Evolution as Fact and Theory" wouldn't
hurt, either.  It appears in _Hen's Teeth and Horse's Toes_.

}            Then we could talk about really important things
}like, why do men have nipples?

See Gould's "Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples" in _Bully for Brontosaurus_.

Gee, this is easy.