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 Reasons why I used my userpage to whine about you: 

1. You are committed to edit warring and ended up being blocked for ""violating the three-revert rule""
2. Your userpage is hideously ugly
3. You are a hypocrite. No wonder why you're gaming the system.
4. You think that all of Uncyclopedians are vandals! I am seriously not a vandal, I am trying to make Wikipedia a better place like you!

Prepare to get banned by admins when I attempt to report about your incidents! (via admins of course, I get along with them well)

AND DO NOT REMOVE THIS COMMENT!

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