Hello 

I would like to let you know that i do not like you. I know not your true identity, but I abhor your dreadful username. You make me want to throw up. 

p.s. - get a life, or if you can't find one of those, get a job. 

p.p.s. - if you block me from editing, it wil be violation of your power and show how unworthy you are to have it, and i will do everything within my power to have it revoked. 

p.p.p.s. - i wish to get to be in better terms with you, as i feel we have had a rough start with our relationship.