For Your Consideration 

ATTENTION VSMITH:

I, The Grey Philanderer, and a select group of other concerned high school
individuals are leading a crusade against the darkness of your hateful 
reign of stifling adolescent creativity. We demand that you unblock IP address
169.244.142.131 immediately. Or we will consequently assume free reign over
any and all wikipedia pages to have full right to delete your unlawful and unjust 
administration. We will claim what is rightfully ours!! This is not an idle threat.

Have a Great Day!!

<3 TGP