Gurch: 45 year old male with a chode. Interests include Men, Prolog's arse. 

Comparable to that of the Italian Football Team, as he likes to dive into men's arses. 
Male slut who charges 35 bucks an hour. In conclusion massive fuckhead. 

Note to self: Make this looks half decent! 

Note to Prolog: Fuck you and your 'vandalism warnings'.