"::My darling C,
First off, thanks a million for doing the merge – been out all day, couldn't do it myself despite my intentions.
Yup, I saw you were working on t'article so I decided not to stick my bloody nose into it. While you'are at it, be careful w/ word order here: ""A small statue of the Virgin and child is seen behind the main figures, positioned in a choir screen, between two lit candles"". If you put the bold text at the end, it may be confusing 'cause it could be interpreted as if the main figures were the ones in the choir screen, which obvs is not the case. Plus, it isn't quite clear what is between the lit candles (the choir or the statue) and, IMHO, ""positioned"" makes the prose a trifle verbose and could be left out – sorry if I'm being a pain in the arse. Just don't wanna change it myself without telling you first. Vile and vicious as I might seem, I'm all for dialogue and collaborative work.
You delectable silly sausage! Why would I get miffed* at a stoopid e/c? That was the Clash of the Titans, that was. *I'm fuming, eejit (nah, joking).
Completely unrelated, but this just turned out to be the weirdest of weirdest coincidences: since we started to chat on Wikiland, I've always pictured you (dunno why) like this chap →

Cheers,  talk 

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