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  BREAKING NEWS!!!! I KNOW THIS IS ONLY FOR THE FRONT PAGE, BUT THIS DESERVES IT!!!!!!!!!!  

 Okay. First let me start off by saying that people DO post breaking news, etc. on here. Like t on sept 11th 2001, etc. 
   
  Anyway there is this new website called ""i-doser.com"" where you can virtually take drugs, such as marijuana, heroin, pills to make it so you can have lucid dreams, etc.""  
   
People this is extremely serious. I mean we have to make like an article about this or SOMEHTING. Hello you idiots. I mean what if little 8 year olds kids do this eh?  WE are going to make an article about this. Let's discuss it here.  "