Green Tea and CigarettesWhy you're a worthless sack of elephant and manatee s__(continue reading for more) 

Hey Jermey A,
I just thought I'd mention that you should pursue getting a real job, you piece of dog shit.
Furthermore, fuck you. In addition to that, I think you MAY be homosexual (citation not needed), because the grapevine has shed light on your impotence issues around women. That, or you need to stop dating fat women.
Also, fuck you, cunt, you kike ass nigger pussy. You're a fucking deadbeat loser, eat my shit and rot. You need to understand what wikipedia means to me. Nothing. By nothing I mean I'd rather be penetrated by razor sharp dildos, into my sphincter, before ever giving a shit what you do. Suck my cock you white pow wow nigger knife kike, AND AND AND
eat my shit. Seriously. I mean this for real. EAT it. Meaning, stick the lumps of excetement escaping from my rectum and consume them, let the shit slide down your throat. Then, and ONLY then, may you disgrace yourself by giving me the shitty head you're really unqualified to give.
Dog Fucker.