Sand in your vagina?

If you have sand in your vagina, and it's bothering you, you may wish to douche rather than attacking other users and escalating fights, which you have clearly done.  If you'd backed off and taken the advice at WP:CIV and WP:NPA, you wouldn't have any problems.  You should be blocked for your offenses.  I may report you.  Yes, you're a fucking kid.  You're not an adult.  Why fight it?  Why not admit it?  I may be twice your age and know a hell of a lot more than you do, like how to resist snitching on people and minding your own business.  You're asking to be reprimanded, dumbass.