Jack and Jill 
Eric, thank you for your contribution, but I think the version I put up is more accurate and I have properly sourced it.  Please leave as is.  Thanks and keep on wiking!
 You may wish to check out Uncyclopedia. They welcome that sort of thing. '''''' (talk · contribs · email) 

I much prefer posting here than Uncyclopedia, especially since the version I put up is factually true.  Please stop censoring me, that's not very nice!

Now go fuck yourself, you nerd!