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 This Evolution Thread Is A Perfect Example Of Why No One Ever Takes Wikipedia Seriously 

There is no such process as ""evolution"". It does not exist. ""Evolution"" is FICTIONAL. There is no process in which species morph into other species. There is no process in which fish jump out of the ocean, decide they will start breathing air, grow arms and legs and eventually morph into a multitude of various land creatures. ""Evolution"" can only be described at best as a science fiction spoof, and it is really even too preposterous for that

The simplest way I can get this through your moronic heads

Unicellular organisms DO NOT convert into multicellular organisms. End of story, end of your crock theory 

Forget the fact that there are no ""transitional"" fossils on Earth, or that it is impossible for a DNA code to spontaneously add or subtract chromosomes (become a different species), or that this asinine process has NEVER happened once in the entire recorded history of biology. Forget the fact that every scientific and biological fact known to man prove that ""evolution"" does not exist and never could. Or that every single legitimate scientist in the world realizes ""evolution"" is a farce

""There is no such thing as evolution."" ~Albert Einstein

Forget all of that and just get that first fact through your head. Single cell organisms do not convert to multi-celled. You're insane species morphing crock of idiocy is DOA

You can scream and lie and distort and deny fact, but it will not change anything and it will never make this farce come true. It will only make you look like a raging retard

What you need to do is realize this and get this mental pollution out of your head"