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 People Are Starting Edit-Wars WIth Me 

Dear Mrs. IanManka (nice name you have there!),

There is a lobby of WikiUsers who are starting edit wars with me and scrutinizing every last word I write. The only reason is because I had a ""unsable background"" and used to be a WikiVandal. But I've Changed! And now they are cyber-bullying me and planning on blocking me. Please help. They keep calling in their friends to join in a post bans on me, but I have no one to stick -up for me! You may remember me, as I became quite famous for my excessive vandalism way back in '08. Anyways, please try to help out. Next time they say anything rude or offensive, I will come straight to you, and I am fully confident you'll be there to help out! Thank you so much, Mrs. IanManka (did I mention you have such a beautiful name?)

Regardingly,

-Yahya Al-Shiddazi (Famous retired WikiVandal)"