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Today, November 24, 2007, the Catholic feast day of the Vietnamese Martyrs is a good day in which to discuss SA weather AND ""the local (sic) weathermen (sic.)

RV Reed and Tommie Lee Powers, outed in Houston, as well as, Robert Litoff (he of Leon Valley and personal ""pen pal"" of Bernard ""Ben"" Buecker,) and, of course, GEORGE MILLARD, (former CASH AMERICAN now an EZ Pawn in the game of life,) all proud exterior (and interior) decorated veterans of THE VIETNAM WAR, should all qualify as ""local (sic) weathermen (sic,) unless, one considers yesterday's BLACK FRIDAY (the unofficial feast day of Pam ""Big Hams"" Grier!)

Luvine Leonard Elias, Jr., of all people, a former ""queen"" of THE ROYAL JESTERS, used ""THE ""N"" WORD"" incorrectly. During our phone conversion/conversation, not only did he refuse to repent, as stipulated in today's reading from ONE BREAD, ONE BODY, he also used the ""N WORD"" to demean, denigrate and insult our SOUL BROTHERS and brave Buffalo Soldiers in Arms!

Luvine incorrectly assumed that BLACK FRIDAY was second only to MLK DAY in importance to T.C. Calvert (extra dry) and his ""gangland"" buddies on Center St.

The ""weathermen"" played no part in THE RIVER PARADE yesterday, however, Maclovio ""El BIG MAC 10"" Perez did agree to meet Freddie Krueger Lozano at THE BONHAM in order to quash the Jeanne Jackle rumor now circulating about Steve Osterhaag and Jerry Grant opening a daycare center in The Dominion.

As leaders of the (""Walk-in Closeted SA Catholic Community,"")  PEREZ and Lozano agreed to pull out ""the BIG guns"" and turn this over to ""Dirty Dave"" (DK) KataCulos (sic,) bassist and illegitimate son of lovely Rosemary Catacolos.

Rosemary Kowalski denies that she has ever had a relationship with, to or in the BIBLICAL SENSE with David, now appearing at NONA's and DELORES DEL RIO under the assumed (i.e.,) ""stage name"" of ""Jollie Chalie"" Schoenfeld.

May all the Vietnamese Martyrs, angels and Mary (Blessed M.O.G.,) pray for ""ROSEMARY'S BABY!""

Also, let's hope the weather gets better so that Randi Beamer can resume ""cruising"" the SA Riverwalk in his gold lame jockstrap and halter top.

BIG FLASH FLOOD of info about John (3:16) Hagee and Rick GODwin agreeing to co-sponsor a prayer meeting and preach on THE DEMONS of GLUTTONY and GREED! They will also pray that floods do NOT wreck the dams in the local area, so long as the Devine farm folk agree in writing to ALL TITHE and the Castroville people agree under pain of death to change that danged old Catholic Church from St. Louis to Our Redeemer Can Soar Non-denominational Outreach, Inc."