Why you have no life 

Flewis your deep involvement in helping wikipedia when your not even being paid is just one of the many reasons why there is the stereotypical view that you are a loser. It would be fair to presume that you spend many hours in front of a computer each day and because your on wikipedia and not myspace or facebook this is also contributing to your image of a 'dork' or 'loser'. So Flewis i am hear to help. Who am i you ask, i am just another one of God's children.

Now let us start by helping you out with a getting a girlfreind. You try too hard and crack lame jokes. Just be nice, be yourself and leve out all the weird antics.