Eric W.Bragg's Surrealism: SIDEWALK STAINS

In my lifetime, I have seen some of the most stupidest crap that my eyes have unfortunately seen! However, this tops them all, Eric W.Bragg presents, SIDEWALK STAINS! (I am not making this up):

http://www.surrealcoconut.com/surrealism_gallery/Found_Objects/stain.html

In the meantime, call Sanitation Enforcement to clean these disgusting sidewalks and then call the police to have Bragg locked up!