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 James Thomas Wagner 

James Thomas Wagner was born on April Second, 1995. More commonly known as ""Zipper"", he enjoys turning sideways and hiding from his enemies. He is in 7th grade at Three Rivers Middle School in Ohio. He is also friends with Josiah Young, the coolest kid on the planet. Josiah is also a ninja but that has nothing to do with James. He loves pie, he plays on the flag football team for the Bridge, and he owns a WII (yay)."