Merda! 

Please please please dont do that I am really sorry!  Just give me one more chance I'm really feeling the bad about all this.  Its Friday night after all and I just got here.  There's a 5 hour time difference you know between us.  Dont let that become a gulf that separates two human beings this is the Internet lets all just be nice.  Please dont do mean things to me I'll get better I PORMISE!