Idiotic and wanton spoilers. 

Who's idea was it to to write nothing about any of the characters other than how and when they die? I've been trying to remove this bullshit but some incompetent and deluded idiots keep warning me and reverting my edits. These spoilers are not needed or called for. Anyone who comes to this article seeking basic information on the characters will have the game essentially ruined for them before they even recieve it. -