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Ten Point Plan (AKA the Pee-wee Manifesto)NOTE: THIS IS NOT VANDALISM

I demand that the following conditions be met and complied with or else face the wrath of my never ending and growing database of vandal attacks. if you wish for my vandalism to cease, simply, you must comply with my standards in the following Ten Point Plan:

1. user:Gscshoyru and User:Dreadstar must both cease ALL wikipedia activity and disband their accounts, or at the very least negotiable, cease your administrator status. this condition MUST be met to stop the vandalism. if this conditon is not met, the vandalism will not cease (users, if you really cared for wikipedia as you both claim, surely it would be in wikipedia's interest to stop me from vandalising, so in order to stop me, you must stop your wikipedia activity and/or drop your admin status) any time in the perceivable future.

2. That in the article ""Ronald Mcdonald"", Ronald is listed as a ""happy"" clown

3. That any defaming or negative remarks regarding Pee Wee Herman or Paul Reubens are removed

4. That any new edits to either Ronald Mcdonald or Paul Reubens are approached with respect (i.e, no bad/negative comments, no defamation, nothing that can be perceived as hurting the reputation of Ronald Mcdonald or Pee Wee Herman

5. That ALL articles regarding Mcdonalds, fast-food, hamburgers, french fries, and good corporate practice carry the ""Mcdonald's arch""

6. that further more, the ""Paul Reubens"", ""Pee-Wee Herman"", ""Tony Curtis"", ""Maury Povich"", and ""Construction"" articles are protected and NEVER updated ever again

7. that the ""controversy"" section from the article on Mcdonald's is removed

8. that any reference to Paul Reubens carry the word ""funny"" preceding it

9. that any reference to a Mcdonalds product carry the word ""tasty"" preceding it

10. And finally, that an account that I create (soon to be announcedyou will know what it is called) be granted administrator status.

This is my ten-point plan. I, Pee-Wee Herman, AKA Clown hater, AKA Pee Wee Vandal, have spoken.   "