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"As for how I'd like to die in a horror movie: rather than the last I want to be the first to die. In fact, I want to be the guy who dies off screen before the movie starts- the guy who becomes a kick-ass ghost and haunts the fuck out of the rest of the characters.  Yeah! *finger guns* Pew! Pew!"
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