<https://www.statter911.com/#/schema/person/e2cfb7944f80429e4d35211a4d04dd95>
<http://schema.org/image>
<https://www.statter911.com/#/schema/person/image/>
<https://www.statter911.com/2016/04/29/bizarre-lawsuit-blames-firehouse-subs-theme-workers-thinking-rescuers/>