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"(Our shirts ship in 1-3 business days.) We love this t-shirt design so much that we made an alternative, once again bringing you a tribute to slashers, classic genre comics and horror movies. Brad and Heather would still be alive if they cared as much about studying as they did with partying and acting like a jerk. Whether you’re ordering for you, that special someone for your anniversary or your mom for Mother’s Day, this Slasher Rules shirt is perfect for all occasions. "
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