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"We all have had it.  The post-drinking whoopsie.  The caramel cream in the jeans.  The slippery whistle.  We&#39;ve all had a shart or two.  That&#39;s the way of the world.\nFirst up on the Life Lesson t-shirt collection:  &quot;never trust a fart&quot;.  \nWith your diet, you should have been doing this years ago.\n • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US"
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