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"How are you? How was your weekend? I know this is normally where I&#39;d wish you a Happy [INSERT RANDOM HOLIDAY HERE] Day, but good grief, is September 27th phoning it in. To the point where I don&#39;t even think it&#39;s worth mentioning today&#39;s lesser holidays to make fun of them. (Yes, they are THAT lame.)"
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