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"On tonight's episode of The Bachelor, poor Warsaw, Indiana, was made to hold a sort of caucus in which Ben was the only candidate. Ben visited schools, Ben visited diners, and Ben waved to the locals. The votes are in, and nobody won. Except for the winners of these awards: The sentence should have ended here award: \"Denver is where I live now—\" Then why are we here? No one's ever going to live here, and we didn't need to come to middle America to hear that you were champion of high school—you talk about it constantly wherever you are. Move forward, Mellencamp. Nobody wants to ride in this dumb truck! Clearest indicator these girls haven't had television in a while: This Adrenaline throbs in the veins of these women as they toss wet foliage at each other. Someone give them the comics section or something. Doonesbury just slays Jojo. Most appropriate reaction to someone saying \"Just don't look through my parents' windows...they're still very much in love\": Lauren B. We weren't even talking about them. What is wrong with you? Now you've gone and made me whip out the face I usually save for people who try to pee"
<https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelor-ben-higgins-episo>