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"Bacci is no longer afraid of the carpet. She has displayed this by running to and fro at approximately one inch below the speed of light - hopping, racing, sideways skittering, somersalting... --------------------------------------- Weird and MANY dreams last night. The main one that had me \"WTF?!?\"ing was.... I was shopping in a clothing store (something you'll never find me doing IRL) and discussing the fact that Joaquin Phoenix and his friend Mike was going to prison for that time a couple of years ago when he raped me with a bottle. I stated that I hadn't thought that anyone would have taken my report seriously, as Joaquin kept telling me in giant evil laughs that he's famous, so he can do whatever the hell he wants. ... I was with a family who pretended to hold up someone (like their small son) in order to get passage back to... the States, I think? I traveled with them through all sorts of tunnels and over bridges. When we finally made it back, police shot and killed them. Unfortunately, I was in the way, so they killed me, too. The only survivor was their teenage blond daughter, Larrissa. She wrote beautiful poetry for me after my death. As a ghost, I hovered over her shoulder and read it, and loved the little wilted flowers she would leave for me. Ugh, I can't remember the other ones, anymore. -------------------------------------- In other news, if any of you live in the Vancouver/Portland area and need a job, we're hiring at OfficeMax. You just need to be (semi) professional and be able to pass a background and pee test. (This seems extremely hard to do, as about 95% of the people we've tried to hire lately have looked wonderful on paper, but fail the background or pee test. Sigh.)"
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