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"If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!"
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