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"Besides, you don't have the money to run.\n \n\n\n\tAnd no one is going to back you.\n \n\n\n\tYou are a janitor-turned meat handler from Ohio.\n \n\n\n\tWhat are your qualifications?\n \n\n\n\tBeing a Star Trek nerd doesn't make you qualified.\n \n\n\n\tYou'd have a better shot at running the Space Force.\n \n\n\n\tJust kidding man.\n \n\n\n\tYou couldn't even land a gig cleaning the White House shitters. \n \n\n\n\tNot kidding man. \n "
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